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[Stammering] Did you know
it's 277 Miles long,
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18 Miles wide,
and over a mile deep?
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I mean, in places.
It's not a mile deep everywhere.
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Although that looks like
a mile.
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Did you know
recent evident suggests
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the Colorado river formed
the canyon over...
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Maybe they have earplugs
in the gift shop.
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Ooh! Mini license plates!
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Aha! Daniel, Darvin,
Doug, Eduardo...
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What the--no daffy?
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You have 5 Darvins
and no daffy? Darvin?
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"1,001 grand canyon jokes."
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That's about 1,000 more
than I thought there were.
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I mean, what, did someone just
match Darren and Marvin together
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and think that
that's a clever name?
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Well, it's not!
It's a stupid name.
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Darvin is
the world's stupidest name.
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Great name.
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And the soda.
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I left my wallet at home.
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[Stammering] Was originally
inhabited by native Americans,
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some of whom may have considered
the grand canyon
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to be a holy site.
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So, what do you think?
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[Gargles]
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I've seen better.
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Let's go see a movie.
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Sir, you threw a can of soda
into the grand canyon.
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That's littering
on federal property.
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And who are you?
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I'm a park ranger.
Who are you?
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Oh. Uh, Darvin.
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Andrew...Son.
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You're coming with me.
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Wait!
Let's be reasonable.
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Buddy, if you don't put
some pants on,
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you're going to be coming
with me, too.
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I think I saw some
at the gift shop.
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Let me go, and I'll pay you
whatever you want!
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Ahh, I forgot my wallet.
Bugs! Pay him whatever he wants!
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Aren't you going
to say something?
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"Why is the grand canyon
called the grand canyon?"
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"Cause he thought gargantuan
canyon made him sound fat."
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Well? If you don't like
that one, I got 1,000 more.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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and that's when I saw him throw this
empty can of soda into the grand canyon.
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It's clear
that you are the litterer.
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The fine is $50.
This court is now adjourned.
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Your honor,
this is a case built on lies,
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stacked on a house of cards
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standing on a Mountain
of fabricated falsehoods.
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I move for immediate dismissal.
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You can't do that.
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Well, then I'd like to call
my first witness.
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Would you please state your name
for the court?
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[Stammering]
Porky Pig.
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What's the matter?
Are you nervous?
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I'm not nervous.
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You sure sound nervous.
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This is what I always sound--
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- maybe you're nervous
because you're lying.
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But I'm not--
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- maybe you're lying because
you don't want us to know
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your true identity.
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My--
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- and the reason you don't want
us to know your true identity
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is because you, sir,
are the litterer!
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[Fan squeaks]
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[Gasps]
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And a collective gasp fills
the courtroom.
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Are we done here?
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Are you not wearing pants?
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Where's the gift shop?
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Please state your name
for the court.
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Bugs Bunny.
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Mr. Bunny, where were you on
the night of November 10th?
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Uh, I'm not sure,
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but didn't this happen
in the daytime on June first?
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Aha!
And how would you know that
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if you were not guilty
of this heinous crime?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here is your litterer.
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Daffy, just pay the fine.
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- Hostile witness!
- Oh, you call this hostile?
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This is not hostile.
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If you want hostile,
I'll give you hostile.
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- Objection!
- Overruled!
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- That's what I say!
- What?
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- Overruled.
- Sustained.
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Keep this up, and I'll hold you
both in contempt of court.
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I apologize for my friend,
your highness. Now, if I may.
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What do we know?
The piece of litter in question?
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A can of soda.
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So, it would fit that the
litterer must like soda.
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It may surprise
the court to learn
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that I, Daffy Duck,
despise soda.
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[Gasps]
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Is anyone even listening here?
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The point is, I can't
possibly be the litterer,
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because I don't like soda.
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And if the soda gets spit,
you must acquit.
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[Squirting]
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Order.
You are both held in contempt
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and will be placed
in jail immediately.
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Bailiff, take them away.
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[Cash register dings]
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[Stammers]
What'd I miss?
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[Shutter clicks]
Name?
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- Daffy Duck.
- Crime?
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Contempt of court.
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- Name?
- Bugs Bunny.
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Crime?
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Well, some might say
being too good-looking.
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[Dance music playing]
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
Contempt of court.
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Oh, no! I'm going
to be swimming in this.
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Do you have a belt or a sash?
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I'm about to meet
a ton of new people,
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and I'd rather not look like
a big, fat traffic cone.
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See what I mean?
That's a lot of orange.
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[Snarls and growls]
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[Grinds and clicks]
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[Clanking]
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Not too shabby.
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I mean, it could use
some accessories--
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maybe a few pillows
or some scented candles.
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I'm thinking
this might be a problem.
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Eww.
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[Chews] Ehh.
A little salty.
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But I got to say, it's a pleasure
having somebody cook for me.
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How can you be so relaxed?
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We're in prison! Jail!
The big house!
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We're up the river!
We're down the creek!
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We're 2 picks short of a load!
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There's no "I" in team!
You got to fight for your right to party!
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- [Grunting]
- Party's over.
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What are you scared of?
This guy?
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I bet he's a Teddy bear.
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I'm Bugs, this is daffy.
We're in cell 2-r.
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Come by anytime.
The door's always open.
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Well, not technically,
but you get the point.
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Anywho, would you be a dear
and please pass me the ketchup?
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Are you serving time
for being rude
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or because
you can't follow directions?
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- [Growls]
- [Gasps]
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[Grunts]
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Ehh, so,
let me get this straight.
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I can insult whomever I please
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without fear of bodily harm?
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I should have gotten
thrown in jail years ago.
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It's a smart Alec's paradise!
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Say, I like your hair.
Did you butcher it yourself?
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[Growls]
I'll butcher you!
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I don't know
where you got your looks,
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but I hope
you kept the receipt!
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- Oh, I'm going to get you!
- Hey, buddy,
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can I borrow your brain?
You're obviously not using it.
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- [Grunts.
- [Laughs]
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You got to get me out of here.
I'm not cut out for this place.
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Look at me--I can't eat,
I can't sleep.
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You don't know what it's like being
cut off from the outside world.
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What year is it?
Who's president?
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[Stammering] You've only
been in here one day.
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Well, it's been
a very hard day.
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Did you know
they have a yard here
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where you can exercise
for free?
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Well, before I go,
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I made you a cake.
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A cake, huh?
[Clicks]
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Nothing?
No crowbar, no shiv?
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Who brings a cake to a prisoner
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without putting
a means of escape inside?
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How do you expect us
to break out of this place?
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Mother.
Ooh! Where we going now?
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[Harmonica playing]
[Picks clicking]
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Phew! Excuse me.
What's the goal here?
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Are we building something, or just
making rocks into smaller rocks?
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And would it be possible
for me to switch places
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with that pituitary case
over there?
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[Growls]
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I burn easily.
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You'll have
to pardon my friend.
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The heat's getting to him.
He's not used to this.
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He's not a hardened criminal
like you.
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I mean, I shouldn't assume
that you're a hardened criminal,
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but in my defense, you do have
a neanderthal-shaped head,
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which I normally equate
with stupidity--
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uh, not that you're stupid.
I just mean that you look stupid.
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I don't mean that as an insult.
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I mean, some people think
stupid to mean cool.
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Like, "that's a stupid car,"
"you've got a stupid apartment."
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I should stop talking.
I'm just very nervous right now.
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I tend to ramble
when I'm nervous.
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You know
what the word ramble means?
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You're probably
too stupid to know--
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and here, I mean stupid-stupid,
not stupid-cool.
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[Growls]
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Aah!
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- [Growling]
- [All grunting]
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[Both panting]
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[All grunting]
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- [Panting]
- Aah!
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[Distant shouting]
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- [Gasps]
- [Grunting and growling]
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There's only one thing to do.
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Teach that bully a thing or...
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- Jump!
- Two!
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[Growls]
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[R&b music playing]
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♪ I had a toy train
when I was young ♪
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♪ but a wheel fell off,
and it wouldn't run ♪
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♪ and ooh! ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
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♪ yosemite Sam ♪
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♪ daddy sent me to school,
but things got weird ♪
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♪ when the kids made fun
of my long, red beard ♪
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♪ and ooh! ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
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♪ blimmity-blam ♪
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00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,619
♪ the merchant marine kept
my temper at bay ♪
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♪ until a dolphin looked
at me the wrong way ♪
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♪ and ooh! ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
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♪ you better watch it,
dolphin ♪
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Aw, man.
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♪ So I worked at the library,
a peaceful place ♪
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♪ but people kept turning
their books in late ♪
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♪ and ooh! ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
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♪ got to bring
your books back in ♪
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♪ well, I try to stay calm,
cool as ice ♪
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♪ but somebody says something
just not nice ♪
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♪ deep inside,
I just don't feel right ♪
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♪ I'm like a walking stick
of lit dynamite ♪
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♪ I'm about to blow,
you better go ♪
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♪ you're about to guest star
on the "blow my stack" show ♪
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♪ show, show ♪
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♪ anger management classes,
count to 10 ♪
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♪ but I only get to 3,
and then ♪
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♪ guess what? ♪
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♪ I blow my stack ♪
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♪ you didn't get to 10 ♪
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Hey, quit rubbin' it in!
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♪ Sorry, Sam,
that's what happened ♪
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It's like you're trying
to get me to blow my stack!
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♪ Maybe that's the plan ♪
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Oh, I'm a-warnin' you!
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♪ He's gonna go ka-blam! ♪
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00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:09,070
Ooh!
249
00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,839
We're alive?
250
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,309
We're alive!
251
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:31,510
Who cares about that?
We're free!
252
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,679
It's like I have a clean slate,
a fresh start!
253
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:38,750
And this time, I'm going to be
a little less charitable.
254
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,519
Ehh, not so fast, bub.
255
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,189
We got to turn ourselves in.
Are you crazy?
256
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,729
That guy with the neanderthal-shaped
head will kill us!
257
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:49,769
I'm not letting one bad apple
ruin prison for me.
258
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,599
I'm going back to jail.
259
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,000
Well, I'm going
to live my life on the lam.
260
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:58,070
[Both grunt]
261
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,209
[Harmonica playing]
262
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:03,079
We got to do something
about this.
263
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,779
Follow me.
264
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,820
[Birds crying]
265
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:13,690
Step one of life on the lam...
266
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,829
Change your appearance.
267
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:19,799
And if you're going to be attached
to me, you're going blonde, too.
268
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,099
[Spits]
269
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,000
[Muffled] Stop!
What are you doing? Oh!
270
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,569
Are you crazy?
271
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:31,080
Well! Hello.
272
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,279
[Static on radio] Be on the
lookout for 2 prison escapees--
273
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,280
a gray rabbit and a black duck.
274
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,889
[Whimpering]
275
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:46,589
Not so fast.
I have some business to take care of.
276
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:49,859
Once we get this chain off, you can
turn yourself in all you want.
277
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,329
Oh, I will.
278
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,369
Jail was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
279
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,970
And you're not going
to keep me from it.
280
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,809
Excuse me, officer.
281
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,439
I don't mean to bother you,
but my name is Bugs Bunny,
282
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,809
and this is Daffy Duck, and
we're supposed to be in jail.
283
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,379
- You're Bugs Bunny?
- The one and only.
284
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,119
And you're Daffy Duck?
285
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,150
I didn't say that.
286
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,590
I don't see the resemblance.
287
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,129
Well, then, how do you explain
this chain?
288
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:24,669
Your personal lives are
your business.
289
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,670
Stay out of trouble.
290
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,509
No!
Take me with you!
291
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,279
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
292
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,980
Where are we going?
293
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,849
Wherever this will take us.
294
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,520
Ohh!
295
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:56,760
[Bell dings]
296
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,630
Can I help you?
297
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,069
- We'd like a room.
- Name?
298
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,169
Uh--
299
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,610
- we can't give away
our real names!
300
00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:05,740
We're on the lam!
301
00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:09,209
Ahem. I'm count
Leopold van lichtenstein.
302
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,849
And this is Randy.
303
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,420
You don't happen to have
any chain cutters
304
00:15:12,421 --> 00:15:15,119
or acetylene torches
back there, do you?
305
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,650
[Car approaching]
306
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,490
The motel gift shop may not
have had any welding equipment,
307
00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:22,459
but the book selection
wasn't half-bad.
308
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,890
Can you keep it down?!
309
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,729
I'm trying to sleep!
310
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,160
Well, I'm trying to read,
311
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,199
and it's not easy
with you tossing and turning.
312
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,670
You think I like having
to share a bed with you?
313
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,339
At least in prison
we weren't chained together.
314
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,770
We had a whole cell to enjoy.
315
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,739
Oh, cell block number five!
316
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,540
Well, you're no picnic, either!
317
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,879
You think I enjoy listening
to you wax nostalgic
318
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,749
about your time in jail?
319
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,449
Ha! And by the way,
a prison nickname doesn't count
320
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,389
if you give it to yourself,
dynamite!
321
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:56,689
You better watch it, duck,
322
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,759
because the fuse just got lit.
323
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:04,100
[Imitating fuse]
324
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,470
[Spits]
325
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,569
[Gasps] How dare you!
326
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,570
No one, and I mean no one,
327
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,640
would do something that rude
in prison!
328
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,279
Now good night, Leopold.
329
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,249
Good night, Randy.
330
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,150
[Car approaching]
331
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,560
[Banjo music playing]
332
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,429
Step two of life on the lam--
333
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,229
get a job.
334
00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:34,100
[Bell dings]
335
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,569
I'm Leopold.
I'll be your waiter.
336
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:41,100
And I'm Randy.
I'll be your waiter.
337
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,939
What is the soup of the day?
338
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,309
[Door dings]
Uh-oh.
339
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,139
[Police radio chatter]
340
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,180
[Gasps]
341
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:52,280
Officer!
342
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:54,210
Sorry about that.
343
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,150
But the soup of the day
is a secret.
344
00:16:56,151 --> 00:16:59,349
If you say one word
to those cops,
345
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,319
I promise to make
the rest of your life
346
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,820
a living nightmare!
347
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,690
How is that any different
than now?
348
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,129
Hey, blondies,
some service over here?
349
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,929
Not a word!
350
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,300
Oh, good afternoon, gentlemen.
351
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,129
What can I get you?
352
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,639
What does this say?
353
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,969
We're on the lam.
354
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,969
- You're on the what?
- Lam.
355
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,939
Oh, lamb. I love lamb.
356
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,449
Oh! Is there a lamb special?
357
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:28,679
- No, we're on the lam!
- What's on the lam?
358
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,389
Oh, I hope it's mint jelly.
That goes great with lam.
359
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:33,450
No, we're on the lam.
360
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,120
You're on the lam?
361
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:38,029
[Laughs] No,
we're not on the lam.
362
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,190
Oh, thank goodness.
363
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,060
Rabbit and duck on lamb
is way too much meat.
364
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,169
I'm watching my cholesterol.
365
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:47,240
Just give us
three veggie burgers.
366
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,870
- How'd we do?
- 75 cents in tips.
367
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,940
I've got the wrong personality
for customer service.
368
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,550
This isn't enough money
for the hotel.
369
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:58,349
Where are we going to sleep?
370
00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:00,379
Step three
of life on the lam--
371
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,880
always have
a back-up plan.
372
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,889
[Wind blowing]
373
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,120
[Toilet flushing]
374
00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:09,259
[Door creaking]
375
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,859
Nice back-up plan.
376
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,259
Look on the bright side--
at least it can't get any worse.
377
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,560
[Thunder]
378
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,399
Any other bold predictions?
379
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,909
One day, this country
will send a man to the moon!
380
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,340
That's already happened.
381
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:31,109
Am I...A wizard?
382
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,010
If you were a wizard, you'd do
something about this chain.
383
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,749
Chain, break!
384
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:42,089
- [Chuckles]
- Chain, break!
385
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:45,390
You may not be a wizard
but you sure are entertaining.
386
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,960
Silence! You're throwing off
my wizard concentration.
387
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,599
Chain!
388
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,569
[Thunder]
389
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,600
I am a wizard!
390
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,109
That was lightning.
391
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,339
Ha! Classic non-wizard
thing to say.
392
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:01,340
Now the only question
that remains is,
393
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:06,079
will I be a good wizard
or a bad wizard?
394
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,149
Bad wizard!
Beware, mortals,
395
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,919
for Daffy Duck the wizard
396
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,250
shall rule the world!
397
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,789
Did you say Daffy Duck?
398
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,789
Daffy Duck, the wizard.
399
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,790
Who wants to know?
The police.
400
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,799
You're going back to jail.
401
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,060
I thought you'd never find us!
402
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,699
[Police radio chatter]
403
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,539
Lightning, strike!
404
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,770
Lightning, strike!
405
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,519
No! Don't make me leave!
406
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,950
Wait, no, wait! Oh!
407
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,820
But tonight's meatloaf Monday!
408
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,359
[Prison doors slam]
409
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,829
So long, chainsaw.
410
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:55,169
Call me when you get out,
in 140 years.
411
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:56,899
Take care, manslaughter.
412
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,740
And look into getting
that name changed.
413
00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:00,969
I really think
it'll make a difference.
414
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,739
Hmm. And I think
I'll miss you most of all,
415
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:07,640
neanderthal-shaped head man.
416
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,049
[Grunts]
417
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:13,349
[Crying]
418
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,120
[Stammering]
Ah, you can stop crying.
419
00:20:15,121 --> 00:20:16,719
You're free!
420
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,119
But that's why I'm crying!
421
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,189
Cheer up.
With a recidivism rate of 68%,
422
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,959
you'll be back in jail
in no time.
423
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,959
What about you, daffy?
424
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,799
Did you learn your lesson?
425
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,369
You bet.
I'm a changed man.
426
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:34,340
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427
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,670
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428
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,980
will you open the glove compartment
and hand me those pants?
429
00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:46,020
[Banjo music playing]
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