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Let's go for a run later.
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Oh, hi.
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You know, I love my active lifestyle,
but I couldn't do it without breakfast.
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And not just any breakfast.
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Nutri -Nuggets is the way I start my day
every day.
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That was me 30 years ago in 1997.
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And would you believe it? I'm still
leading the same active lifestyle.
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But now...
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I start my day with new Nutri -Nugget
Senior.
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I love its nutty brand taste.
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And with each bowl full, I know I'm
getting my full day's supply of
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minerals, and non -addictive stimulants.
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So if you're like me, just a hair over
60, go for it. Try
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Nutri -Nugget Senior.
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Also available in lotion or suppository.
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Nutri -Nugget Senior, because after all,
they've kept you alive this long.
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Great, Sybil. Take five, everybody.
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Marianne, how was that?
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Sensational, darling.
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And I look.
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Sybil, you don't look a day over.
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Fifty.
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Fifty. Suck the rest of that thing down.
I want to be thirty.
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Okay, Sid, we'll get ready for the
second take. And this time, eat a
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and give us a big smile, okay?
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You bet.
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I hate this stuff.
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I remember the first bite I ever took
because it's still repeating on me.
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You're an actress.
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Act.
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And hurry up.
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It's getting late and I want to get back
to the country club before the cabana
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boy stops sweating.
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Ready, Sybil?
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Ready.
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for death we need a change
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that's
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us in 20 years
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Toby the lifeguard is climbing his
little tower.
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And his little speedo.
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Not little enough.
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Work it, Toby, work it!
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I don't know about you, but that's
what's keeping me alive.
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So, I noticed you got a package from Zoe
this morning.
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Oh, yeah, she was planning...
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never told me you kept a diary.
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Well, I was going to write my
autobiography, but I didn't want you
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me.
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An autobiography?
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So it's a cookbook?
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See, I knew you'd do that.
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So, read me a little passage from your
scandal -ridden tome.
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Apple crisp, three cups brown sugar.
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It's not a recipe, it's a poem.
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December 1st, 1997.
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We were having dinner at our favorite
restaurant. December 1st, of course. I
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wearing my blue silk Lily Rubin suit
with the velvet trim and matching
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rhinestone buttons, right?
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No offense, Marianne, but why on earth
would I write down such trivial details?
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Met Marianne for dinner tonight.
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I had a spinach salad topped with fried
calamari, extra croutons.
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Thank you.
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Double pound, nine on the side.
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Excuse me, ladies, but those two men at
the bar sent you these.
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Not bad.
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Let's invite them over.
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But we don't know anything about them.
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Their names are Nathan and Monty.
They're both trial lawyers.
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I checked out their ring fingers. No
wedding bands.
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No tan line.
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Did you tell them anything about us?
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I said that you were very wealthy and
that you hadn't tried to blow up your ex
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-husband in months.
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What about me?
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I said you were an actress.
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And yes, they're real.
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Oh, and like you would know.
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You've been desperate for weeks. This
morning you put on lipstick for the UPS
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man.
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Well, he works hard. He deserves pretty.
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Okay, so I'm a little horny.
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All right, just so there's no confusion,
you're with me.
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And you're with me.
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Still mad at you for that, by the way.
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Well, excuse me for trying to file down
your horns a little bit.
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Just that every once in a while, I would
have liked to have dressed up for
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someone other than you.
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For the last time, we are not splitting
it down the middle. Yours had a spinach
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salad, followed by the 22 -ounce
porterhouse, and she ate my cheesecake
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was in the job.
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Mine only had soup, which she washed
down with four martinis.
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What's your point?
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My point is, you're a cheap, money
-grubbing bastard.
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No wonder you're a lawyer.
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Who are you calling a lawyer?
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they shared a toothpick.
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What's happened to this world? Well, I
mean, my God, an Armani suit used to
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stand for something.
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Let's go.
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Marianne, new rule. Never invite strange
men to join us for dinner, especially
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when their brains are so small they need
a second brain in their butts just so
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they can walk.
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more nips than tucks. Can I, please?
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No. No more plastic surgery.
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Yes, but now they have home kits.
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I saw one on Holobision the other day.
The Fleshmaster 2000.
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It takes 40 % of your face and hides it
behind your ears.
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Or your money back.
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shoots across the room and puts
somebody's eye out.
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Read to me.
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Should have never read you any of this.
It's my own private secret thoughts and
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was never meant to share with anyone.
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Ooh, listen to this.
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Remember when Zoe tried to play
matchmaker?
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Well, what makes you think this guy is
right for her?
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Well, he's smart, he's funny, and he's
already been divorced, so whatever
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romantic notions he might have had about
love and marriage have already been
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shot to hell.
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So how are you planning on setting them
up?
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This guy is the curator of the museum
where I'll be playing piano at the
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tomorrow night.
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So I just thought I'd casually introduce
them then.
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Not so fast.
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Let's do a little midlife crisis check
on this guy.
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Porsche? No. Leather pants? No.
Embarrassing tattoo?
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Yes, but he regrets it.
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You've done well, my child.
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I'm confused.
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How did you know all that if you weren't
in the room?
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Marianne, sometimes a mother just knows.
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Well, did you talk to her? Did you tell
her not to set me up in a way that
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didn't let her know that I knew and
asked you to talk to her?
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I thought about it, but then I realized
this is your problem and it has nothing
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to do with me and that once again I was
being sucked into a vortex of Sybil
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mania.
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Good night.
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Yeah, but what if I don't like the guy,
so I might be hurt?
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She can handle it. But I can't handle
it. It's like she's procuring for me.
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It's like she sees the guy across the
room and says, he should get naked with
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mom.
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It's ooky.
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Ooky? Ooky.
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This upset you so much you made up a
word?
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Yeah, it's ooky.
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It's sort of, ew.
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with a little icky in it.
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This isn't like you, Sybil. Why don't
you just talk to Zoe? Because what she's
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trying to do is very sweet. It's like
she's showing that she cares about me,
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I don't want to discourage that.
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Then you have a problem. And when I say
you, I mean you.
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Tomorrow night, when she introduces me
to the guy, tell him I was impossible to
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live with. Tell him that I'd fill his
life with misery and pain.
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All true, but nope.
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They really have some wonderful works
here.
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You know, it's a shame sometimes an
artist has to die before his work is
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recognized. Oh, he's only dead.
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It's not like his daughter is setting
him up or anything.
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And so ends 15 glorious seconds of not
talking about you.
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Uh -oh.
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Zoe's taking a break.
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This is it.
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She's getting up.
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She's walking away from the piano.
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She's looking around. She's going over
to a man. We can see.
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Oh, not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Ira, do something.
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Two words, Sybil.
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Vor -text.
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Fabulous. Damn.
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Hey, Mom, Dad, Marianne.
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I'd like you to meet Matthew Wallace.
He's the curator of this museum, and
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the one that hired me to play here
tonight.
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Then I like him already. Hi, I'm
Marianne Thorpe. Nice to meet you.
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And this is my dad.
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Ira Woodbine. Nice place you got here.
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Well, thanks.
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Well, it's a little roomy for one
person.
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And this is my mom, Sybil Sheridan.
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You have a very talented daughter.
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Well, she certainly didn't get any of
that from me.
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Um, Mother, can I talk to you for a
second?
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Excuse us.
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Excuse me.
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Why are you being so weird?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
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So, what do you think about Matthew?
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Oh, I think he's very sweet, but listen,
Zoe... Oh, I'm so glad you feel that
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way, because I think he's just perfect
for Marianne, don't you?
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Marianne?
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Yeah. I just think she deserves a really
great guy.
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I better go.
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Hover nearby and make sure she doesn't
mention how she's not allowed in three
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states.
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What happened?
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You told Zoe about the ooky factor?
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I didn't have to.
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She never meant to set me up with
Matthew. She wanted him for Marianne.
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All that time, I thought she was trying
to do something nice for me.
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Ah, I'm sorry, Sid.
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You need to talk, don't you?
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Uh -huh.
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I'm going into the vortex, aren't I?
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Uh -huh.
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Am I ever coming out?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, I forgot how hurt I was.
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I thought Zoe was finally taking a
little interest in my life.
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Come on, let's go.
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We'll be late for our dates.
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Dates?
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Don't. Tell me you set us up with those
two plant fossils who sent over the pork
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links for breakfast.
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If you didn't want to update them, you
should have sent them back.
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Send back sausage?
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Are you insane?
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Oh, come on, live a little while we
still have feeling in our lips.
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Stop. I hear they're rich.
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Marianne, you're rich.
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Yes. But the one with the bad hairpiece
can drive at night.
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I got dibs.
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If she wants to, I see absolutely no
reason in the world why she shouldn't.
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I'm going to make some coffee. It's
late. Are you sure you want coffee?
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No, I just want to make it.
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So, come on. Do you like him?
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Zoe, I really appreciate your
introducing me to Matthew.
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It was something I would have loved my
own daughter to do.
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It would have shown me that she cared
about me and was interested in my life
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well -being.
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That is if I had a daughter.
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Like your mother does.
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Oh.
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Oh, and all I've been doing for the last
hour is talking about Matthew.
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I wondered why she drove the whole way
home with her head out the window.
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Zoe, I couldn't possibly accept a date
with Matthew until I was sure your
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was okay. It just wouldn't feel right.
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Yeah, I understand.
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Well, I guess I better go have some
coffee.
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See you tomorrow.
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Oh, and for the record, if your mother
wants to go out with Matthew, I saw him
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first.
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Mother, what are you doing?
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We're out of ice cream, and I really
want ice cream, so I'm calling upon all
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powers of goodness to turn this frozen
spinach into a dove barn.
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I just talked to Marianne. How much do
you hate me right now?
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Honey, you didn't do anything wrong.
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Believe me, I did think of you.
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What I thought was, you don't need my
help finding a date.
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You don't need my help with anything.
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I don't?
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No.
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You're strong -willed and self
-sufficient and confident.
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What, you ran out already?
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No, but I did kind of use my three best
ones up front.
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Sweetheart, you did a terrific thing
tonight.
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You know, in a way, I'm grateful.
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Because Marianne... Well... Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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The end.
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You can eat that cheesecake.
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Thanks.
263
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Excuse me.
264
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What? Blah, blah, blah.
265
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Nothing important, just another recipe.
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If you're my friend, you'll buy that.
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Give me that.
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We'll be rude to our date. You've
already put them to sleep. Now give me
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book.
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I really, really don't want to.
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Sybil, you know that I'm going to read
it eventually, even if I have to outlive
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you to do it.
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00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,569
Sweetheart, you did a terrific thing
tonight.
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And you know, in a way, I'm grateful.
275
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:39,510
Because Marianne, well, you know, she
just... She needs someone to take care
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her. No.
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Yeah.
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But only because she hasn't discovered
how to, you know... Survive on her own.
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No.
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Yeah.
281
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,570
Well, she's really lucky she's got you.
282
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Sometimes it must feel like you've got
three daughters, huh?
283
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Yeah.
284
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:11,750
With you grown up and Rachel and the
kids moved away to Boston, do you think
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Marianne would let me dress her up and
take her to the zoo?
286
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Take me to the zoo?
287
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,330
Is that what you think of me?
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You better be dead.
289
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Because I am about to harvest your
organs with a shrimp fork.
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00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,060
Marion, you're making way too much of
this.
291
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There's only one night. Really?
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Then let's read some more.
293
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,940
No, that will not help.
294
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:51,020
You know, I think I'm going to start my
own diary. But in it, I won't need Sybil
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for anything.
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Ever.
297
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:54,900
Now help me out.
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are needy and i love being needed that's
why we're so great that's why our
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friendship has lasted so long because
we're a perfect fit exactly
300
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now let's ditch these geezers and crack
the lifeguard party because i'm your
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third child okay we're not done well i
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am sorry but you need me too
303
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I've been there to support and defend
you, and believe me, pal, you've needed
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lot of defending.
305
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,710
Like when?
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Like just last week, when we went clog
dancing and you made this huge fuss
307
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because your feet weren't the loudest.
308
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:52,150
If it wasn't for me, the big senior
dancing barn would be off limits to us
309
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,270
True.
310
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:57,730
That's not the only time you've been
there for me.
311
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Like what we just read.
312
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:05,260
I couldn't tell Zoe how hurt I was, and
you did it for me? Yeah, how about that?
313
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,460
Yeah, how about that?
314
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,160
Let's stop fighting and have some fun.
315
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,500
Let's dress up like angels and wait for
our dates to wake up.
316
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,620
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
317
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:25,600
You know, I might as well face it.
318
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We're gonna be pals forever.
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Oh, Marianne.
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We passed forever five years ago.
321
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,760
No fair that they took my clogs away
from me. You're just lucky that they let
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you back in at all.
323
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:54,760
But you're going to be way louder than
that.
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