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Stop denying it, Brittany.
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You're a teenage stripper.
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We found the tassels.
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And the teaching.
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And the brass pole in the garage.
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But you're not training to be a
firefighter, are you?
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Are you?
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I still say she's not maternal enough. I
agree. I mean, she's not maternal.
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She's not nurturing.
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You were wonderful.
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Powerful. Very powerful.
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Thank you.
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You know, I haven't read such a
gripping, moving script since... Gandhi.
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Now that's acting.
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What took you so long? My piano
competition is only two days away and
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to find a dress.
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Zoe, I'm sorry. I was trying to get a
pathetic part in a cheesy cable movie.
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And, professional that I am, I do not
leave an audition until I am thoroughly
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humiliated.
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Well, I have perfect confidence in your
mother.
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You always get the pathetic parts.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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But apparently they feel that I, mother
of two, grandmother of one with another
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in the way, am not maternal and
nurturing.
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I hope their cars blow up.
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I hate how Hollywood has no regard for
people's feelings. I mean, what am I
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going to wear?
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Whether I get this job or not, Zoe, I
promised I'd buy you a dress, and I'm
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going to buy you a dress.
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And don't worry.
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Burlap doesn't chafe if you line it.
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Oh, Mother.
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Honey, I'm kidding.
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I've never felt this loss before.
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Huh?
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That's why I came to you, mother of two,
grandmother of one, with another on the
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way.
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My baby, come.
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Let me nurture you.
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They're gone, aren't they?
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No, they're still there.
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Nice try, mother.
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Too late, you hugged me, and people saw
it.
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I'm taking that vow.
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Nice work if you can get it. And if you
get it, won't you tell me
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how?
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Ten -four. She's in the elevator.
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Estimated arrival time, ten seconds.
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Man your stations, people. This is not a
drill. I repeat, this is not...
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See, Zoe, this is why we came with
Marianne. It's so much more fun than
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in coach.
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I really do need a dress.
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Excuse me if I don't stay for the
coronation.
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May I just say, Mrs. Thorpe, you look
radiant.
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Strange.
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There's no latte in my hand.
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That makes my other hand sad.
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My check -writing hand.
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This is nice.
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What do you think?
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I think it's totally Janet Reno.
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Really? I was thinking it's more J.
Edgar Hoover.
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See,
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she doesn't want me here at all.
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I'm just a giant blonde wallet.
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Thank you so much for shopping with me.
I mean, I know you're busy, but I love
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hanging out with you. Hey, who's my
number one princess?
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Me.
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Wow. What department did he find her in?
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I want one.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
daughter.
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I'm kidding. Zoe and I have our moment.
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Mother, move.
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See?
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Some mothers go their whole lives
without experiencing a moment like that.
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Excuse me.
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I hate to bother you, but my daughter
needs help picking out a dress, and I'm
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completely useless.
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I think she looks great in everything.
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What about this, Dad?
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Looks great to me.
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Good God, what toxic spill did that
climb on?
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You know, I think this would look a
whole lot better on you. Oh, it's
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I'll just tell the salesperson this made
me look a little hippie.
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You have such great taste. Thank you.
No, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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Sybil, you can play with her in the
store, but you can't take her home.
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Please, if I promise not to ask for
anything else the whole year.
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It's amazing how quickly they grow up,
isn't it?
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I wouldn't know.
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Zoe's been 30 since she was 12.
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I'm Larry, by the way. Oh, hi, I'm
Sybil. Hi. Hi.
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I have to ask you something.
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How does it feel to have your daughter
actually like you?
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Oh, I'm sure your daughter likes you.
How could anybody not like you?
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I mean, you're really nice. I mean,
you're lovely. I mean, security, remove
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man.
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Zoe, you're kidding.
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What? It's got that thing on the
shoulder.
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It makes a statement.
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There are a lot of other people
competing. I want the judges to remember
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Honey. People remember Pearl Harbor,
too.
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If I don't have a problem with it, why
do you have a problem with it?
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I don't have a problem with it.
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I just hope my face doesn't freeze like
this.
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My friends are going to die when they
see me in this. I'm so happy. I can
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explode.
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Please do.
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You know, I'm going to need shoes and a
purse.
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Maybe you could help us pick it all out?
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Oh. Well, I'm sure Sybil's busy.
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Yeah, I'm here with my own daughter and
we're looking for a... She'd love to.
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What? She needs your help and I don't.
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Zoe, this dress is important for your
performance.
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I'll be fine.
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Really.
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Really.
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She's a good kid.
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She's just so damn clingy.
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of Gibraltar 3.
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I didn't see the first two, so I'm
afraid I'd be lost.
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Get back here, Miss B. This is
California.
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And working out is the law.
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If you don't like it, move to a dairy
state.
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Oh, did you buy yourself something?
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No, it's da -da -da -da, the dress.
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So, this is the Shroud of Zoe.
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It comes from the Hip and Hideous
collection.
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Can you believe that thing on the
shoulder?
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No, don't touch it!
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You don't know if it's friendly.
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We come in peace.
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Why couldn't you let me help her pick
out a dress?
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Oh, darling, I know.
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It's awful when a loved one is shopping
impaired.
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But there's a wonderful clinic in Milan.
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This certainly isn't the first time
Zoe's barred me from her life.
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Maybe I'm just not as good at shrugging
it off as I used to be. Of course, it
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doesn't help to see Larry and Melinda
together.
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He was pretty taken with you. Will we be
seeing Larry and Sybil together?
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I don't know.
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There's Roger.
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Sybil, you and Roger have no commitment.
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What if it's another 27 years before you
see him again?
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Ask Larry to Zoe's competition tonight.
It's harmless. Unless, of course, he's
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married.
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He's a widower. Dead wife!
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Score!
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Oh, yeah.
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Please do that when you see him tonight.
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Why don't you just use the piano?
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I don't want to hear the music. I just
want to concentrate on the fingering.
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Okay.
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I'll get it.
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Hey.
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Oh, don't interrupt her. Just, uh, here,
give her this.
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I've had it since I was a kid. It always
brought me luck.
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A rabbit's foot?
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You slaughtered an innocent animal for
some silly superstition?
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I didn't personally slaughter the
rabbit, Justin. I shot a giant panda out
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tree and he fell on it.
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An animal gave its life for this.
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Well, maybe not his life, but definitely
his dancing career.
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You know, you could have just gotten her
a four -leaf clover. Or don't they
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scream loud enough when you pluck them?
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It's just a rabbit's foot.
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Oh. Oh, yeah?
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Well, is that what you think Mrs.
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Bunny said to Baby Bunny when they
noticed Daddy can only hop in circles?
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Now, press your back against your
partner's and sink to the floor.
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Really feel it in your thighs.
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Damn you. Damn you.
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Now,
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partner one, pull partner two over your
back.
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I don't wanna.
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I don't wanna.
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Come on, just a little bit further.
Trust me. It's good for your gluteal
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rotating ligatoid thingy.
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video camera.
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Mother, this is not my second grade
Christmas pageant.
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No, but it's your first big piano
competition, and you're going to want to
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this again sometime.
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And what's the deal here? Am I not
supposed to share in any of this?
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I told you where it was.
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I know. I can wait outside by the
dumpster and shoot you through the
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It'll be gritty and artsy and... No.
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I'm not going to say a thing about the
dress.
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Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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You know, you could still take that
thing off the shoulder.
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You were right.
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We've been through this, okay?
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It's my performance tonight. I'll pick
what I'm playing, and I'll pick what I'm
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wearing, all right?
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All right, then.
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Is it all right if I bring Larry to the
concert?
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Sure. Maybe he can bring Melinda, and
she can just explode, and we'll all be
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covered in perky chunks.
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What did Melinda ever do to you?
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Oh, I know. She values my opinion.
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That's why you were so rude to her.
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Whatever. And you're walking away from
me now because you know I'm right. What
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do you want from me? Do you want me to
be all gushy and cute with you like
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Melinda is? Because if you do, it will
require a very expensive lobotomy.
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So, you'd have to be surgically altered
to like me. Wow.
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I must be really horrible.
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Oh, God. Why did I ever move back here?
I'll take a stab at it. Free food, free
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rent, and a free punching bag called
Mom.
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A lobotomy is not as pricey as she would
have you believe.
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Motherhood bites!
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The rabbit was already dead when they
took the foot.
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Oh, so I guess you don't mind if after
you die we hollow out your leg and use
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as a lucky umbrella stand.
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Oh, stop this silly argument.
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Justin's right.
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It was wrong to kill the rabbit for just
its foot.
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Could have at least lined some gloves
and made a nice muff.
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Zoe is so excited. She found out there's
an opening at the concert. Observatory.
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And if she does well tonight, she thinks
she's got a shot at it. So you two
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finally talked?
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No.
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Rachel called from Boston to wish her
luck, and I happened over here.
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Some people call it eavesdropping.
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I call it quality time.
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Zoe's up next.
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Put that away. She doesn't want us to
tape tonight.
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She told me it was okay.
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She may want to see it someday.
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He gets to tape this and I don't?
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Help me navigate this moment.
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Okay.
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It's... Different with fathers and
daughters.
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She doesn't live with him.
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She's doing it just to make you crazy.
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That's the one.
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Zoe, you suck.
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Why do all of our home videos have to
start that way?
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Sorry, I'm late.
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I didn't miss her, did I? No, no, she's
next. Great.
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By the way, this is for you.
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It's a thank you from Melinda for
helping her pick out her dress.
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Oh, look, Marianne.
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She dotted the I in Sybil with a heart.
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Snap out of it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Zoe Woodbine.
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You sure they'll take this dress back? I
mean, without the thing on the sleeve?
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Oh, Pitt.
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I've returned snow tires here.
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Don't worry, Zoe.
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If she pulls her account from this
store, a month from now it's an IHOP.
251
00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,940
Okay,
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you were right. The dress was a
disaster.
253
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Not exactly a disaster.
254
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You still came in third.
255
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,270
And you got honest laughs.
256
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Polly Shore can't say that.
257
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,390
Anyway, thanks for saving me.
258
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,290
Hey, that dress was eating my daughter.
259
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I did what I had to do, and I'd do it
again.
260
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,510
And that goes for the rest of yous.
261
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Look, I'm never going to be the perfect
daughter like Melinda.
262
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I'm sorry if that's a big disappointment
to you, but it's just not me.
263
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Okay.
264
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,850
And I know you want me to get lost, but
I'm not gonna.
265
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That's just not me.
266
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I don't want you to get lost.
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I just want you to accept that we're
different.
268
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You're all warm and huggy, and I'm
normal.
269
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Okay, but when I remember this moment,
I'm gonna reword that a little.
270
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This is the dress you wanted me to try
on the other day, isn't it?
271
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:07,930
Yeah?
272
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,830
Well, maybe it'll look better on.
273
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:20,090
She's trying on a dress you like. This
is a major breakthrough.
274
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Yes.
275
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:23,250
Oh, Marianne.
276
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,270
Did you see that price tag?
277
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I'm so happy. I could explode.
278
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,710
Mom, come on.
279
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,430
I didn't need, you know, shoes and a
purse.
280
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,670
Do you think that you could help me and
my dad pick it all out?
281
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:46,990
Oh, I can't. My husband's waiting for
me. Oh, sorry.
282
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,950
How'd you let her get away?
283
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,210
She was hot.
284
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,290
She was married.
285
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,830
So?
286
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,350
Ugh, you're not too much of a pig.
287
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,490
Just try that brunette over there. And,
uh, the dead mother thing's really been
288
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,490
working, so play that up.
289
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,910
Do you know how tall your dad is?
290
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,890
I'd like to get him a body bag.
291
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,750
A body bag?
292
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:19,970
That's so funny.
293
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,189
Okay, look.
294
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I'm an actress.
295
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He hires me to play the part of his
daughter so I can help him pick up
296
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:31,790
You know how some guys, they take a dog
to the park to get dates? Well, Larry
297
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:32,790
brings me to women's clothing.
298
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,350
Good thing I didn't kiss him goodnight.
299
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:37,950
I'd have to cut my lips off.
300
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,870
You're an actress?
301
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,449
Mm -hmm.
302
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:43,450
Oh. Oh, good.
303
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,810
The world so needs another one.
304
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:52,390
I can't believe you would be so
deceitful and... Hey!
305
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:58,450
Oh, I'm sorry. You must be so upset.
Your perfect daughter is a hired chick
306
00:19:58,450 --> 00:19:59,450
magnet.
307
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,730
Breathe a word of this to Zoe and she
moves in with you.
308
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:05,450
I'll do it.
309
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:06,590
I will do it!
310
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,470
Listen, are you two going to hurt Larry?
311
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Could I help? He's gross and he pays me
in quarters.
312
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,460
What?
313
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,640
We could do some wonderful things with
your hair.
314
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,940
A pretty barrette.
315
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,220
A headband.
316
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560
Snap out of it.
317
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,680
I'm okay. I'm okay.
318
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Testing. Testing.
319
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280
Can you hear me?
320
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
We have audio.
321
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,190
We have visual contact.
322
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:47,650
All systems go. Wait, stop!
323
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,690
This is domestic champagne.
324
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,390
Drop and give me 20.
325
00:20:55,790 --> 00:21:01,050
Here we go.
326
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,730
Tell her Larry said she looks easy.
327
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:10,670
If she plays her cards right, he'll let
her spray him down with cheese whiz and
328
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,670
lick it off.
329
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,330
sorry, but he won't give you your
allowance unless you do this.
330
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:30,110
Now, Melinda.
331
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530
Now, Melinda.
332
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,690
See that woman by the mannequin?
333
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,590
Tell her Larry wants to bury his face in
her chest while he thinks she'll be
334
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,750
coming around the mountain.
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