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You can count on...
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Take it easy. Don't put too much weight
on it. I'll be okay.
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What happened?
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We were looking at this stupid house for
sale, and I was leading up against this
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stupid railing, and I fell and broke my
stupid foot.
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Oh, gosh.
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You must have been pushing on it pretty
hard.
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Well, Zoe, when you're looking at a
house, the first thing a responsible
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checks is the sturdiness of the railing,
okay?
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Really? Wow, that's funny.
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Because you're a realtor, Cole?
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And she said the reason the railing
broke was that you were having sex on
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Kevin, I've had it with that woman. Can
you believe she told Zoe something like
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that? It was bad enough that she was
watching us.
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Or she never called.
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You were guessing?
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Well, not really. I was just remembering
what happened when you went car
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shopping.
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The Toyota dealer sent your bra back in
the mail.
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Oh, wonderful.
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Now, I suppose our little escapade will
appear on the Internet.
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www .humiliation .com I'm not going to
say a word.
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Oh, well, maybe just this one.
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song embarrasses you, and I went right
ahead and played it anyway.
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It was mean and selfish.
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I'm going to go right upstairs and think
about what I've done.
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She should be proud. I'm breaking down
prejudice.
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Up until me, all the talking toilets
were men.
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Sybil, you're my best friend, so despite
everything I could say...
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I will smile and nod.
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I'm Polly the Potty.
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What's happened to me?
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Even Carl the Cavity and Mr. Blow Your
Nose look down on me.
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You met Mr.
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Blow Your Nose?
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I love him.
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Rachel, what happened?
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Mom, stop it, please.
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I know Zoe just told you that Kevin and
I have been having sex in every house
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we've seen this month.
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Yeah, so just forgive us for trying to
combine a healthy sex life with some
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effective time management.
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Or Zoe didn't tell you.
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Kevin, think.
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When has Zoe ever told me anything?
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You broke a bone having sex?
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Fabulous.
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Any chance we could forget about this
and never bring it up again?
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Oh, no, Rachel. If we did it for you,
we'd have to do it for everybody.
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Mom. It's okay, honey.
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I dislocated a shoulder once during sex.
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Of course, it wasn't my shoulder.
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This isn't fair. I have a broken foot. I
can't run away.
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Thanks.
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Come on, honey.
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We don't have to stay where we're not
understood.
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That is so rude. They left before I
could insult them.
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Well, I'll just call them later.
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What?
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You know?
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I don't think I've ever seen you without
earrings on.
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I have to go home immediately.
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I'll need a scarf, some sunglasses, and
bring the car around back.
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Stop staring.
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I can't.
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It's like that time I accidentally saw
my grandpa in the shower.
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I didn't want to look, but I had to.
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Come in.
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Hey, Sid. Hey, Marianne. Hi.
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hat and you'll be Ira the Marlboro.
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Ira. I'm writing this article for L .A.
Magazine about stand -up comics.
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So, this club's got an open mic night
tonight. I thought I'd give it a try.
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know, see what it's like from the
inside.
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Ira, you can't suddenly become a stand
-up. It takes years of practice.
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I know.
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I know. You gotta have a hook.
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Some kind of dysfunction or tormented
past to draw from.
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Like our marriage.
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See, that was a joke.
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Maybe to you, I still wake up screaming.
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Thank you very much.
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All right, I give up. How come you have
your hands over your ears?
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Oh, ha -ha.
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Is that what you're going to be doing on
stage tonight, Iroh?
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Poking fun at other people's
deformities?
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Well, the vest makes you look
ridiculous.
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There. How does that feel, Mr. Funny
Man?
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Boy. Vase mirror.
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I'm going to go get Zoe. She's coming
with me to the club tonight.
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Hey, listen, Sid.
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I could use a support.
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Why don't you come, too?
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I don't know, Ira.
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I was going to stay home tonight and
do... anything but that.
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I know you hate these places, but it's
open mic night for singers, too. You
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could sing.
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Hmm.
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It would be fun to sing for something
that doesn't flush.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Listen, I got this whole routine.
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Nobody knows what Abraham Lincoln
sounded like, right? So, how about if he
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sounded like Elvis?
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Four score and seven years ago.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank
you.
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I am so in the front row.
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The MC calls my name.
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Suddenly, everything slows down.
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My senses are heightened.
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An energy I've never experienced surges
through my body as I approach the stage.
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Taking a microphone, I feel so alive, so
in the moment.
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As I turn to the audience, I know it's
magic time.
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Uh -oh.
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Please let them think this is part of
the act.
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about my experiences, remember?
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Well, now I know what it's like to
experience the anxiety, the stage
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Paramedics.
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I didn't miss you, did I?
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Totally. And you should have been here.
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I was really good and Ira fell down.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I took a wrong turn and
wound up at another club.
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Here, I brought you a Coolio t -shirt.
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What is it with you lately?
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Excuse me.
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My name's Kyle Bellamy. I believe I know
you.
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Well, I'm an actress. Maybe you've seen
me in something.
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No, it's your voice. I've heard...
You're the singing toilet.
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Look, I'm producing a new version of the
game show named That Tune. We tape
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tomorrow night, and I just lost my
female vocalist. Now, I know this is
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last minute, and I can only... I'll take
it. I'll take you.
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Well, no, thank you.
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After all, you taught my son to go poo
-poo on the potty.
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Well, I always say, if I can make one
little kid hold it till morning, then
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all worthwhile.
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that tone with me. Look, if anybody
should be suing anybody, it's us.
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You tell him, honey.
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And besides, all we were doing was...
So, exactly how much do I owe you?
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You're being sued?
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How come?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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No, really, I can help. I was a lawyer.
Between legal fees and court costs.
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Well, I still have my license. I'll
handle the case for free. You don't want
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impose, damn it. Yeah, for God's sake,
leave it alone.
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Dad, that was uncharacteristically evil.
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Hey, I took him car shopping.
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It's payback time.
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We'd better go. We'll grab some dinner
before we hit the comedy club. Okay.
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maybe we should take my car. It's
bigger. That way it'll be easier to load
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into the back seat for the ride home.
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Knock, knock.
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Zoe, is your mother ready?
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I'm here to take her to the studio.
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I'm wearing earrings.
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Oh, sorry. It's just... I've never seen
you wear the same dress twice, let alone
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two days in a row.
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh, really?
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And where did you get your newfound
fashion acumen?
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At your debut last night, Slappy?
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Perhaps your head bounced off of
Versace's table?
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Oh, I didn't know that was Versace.
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Let's go.
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had the most terrible dream.
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It's true.
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Okay, that's it.
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You're obviously preoccupied with
something. No, it's nothing.
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Marianne, we can do this easy or we can
do this hard.
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You're my best friend. If there was
something going on, you would know about
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Okay.
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We do it hard.
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All right, all right.
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Go look in my purse. Look in your purse?
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Why can't you just tell me?
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This must be something major.
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Okay, here we go.
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Compact lipstick.
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Keys. Travel Yahtzee.
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Pen. Pregnancy test.
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I don't believe you.
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This is my pen!
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to pee on dollar beer night.
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Well, this is why you've been so weird
lately. I mean, wow, a baby.
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But wow, a baby.
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Hey, can we name her Clementine?
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Sure do like that name, ma 'am.
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I'm not up to names yet.
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I'm somewhere between wow, a baby and
ow, an episiotomy.
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Forget it. I'm dry.
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Come on. I have to sing tonight. I don't
want this hanging over my head. I want
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to know if we're having a baby.
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I don't know how to tell you this,
Sybil, but you're not the father.
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Speaking of which... Richard? He's fine
with it. You haven't told him yet? No,
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and he's handling it beautifully.
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Besides, we took precautions. I'm sure
this is just a false alarm.
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Marianne, I have to leave for the studio
now or I'll be late. Come with me.
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Sybil, do you really want to be alone
now?
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Okay, but we have... to stop at my
house. This outfit is dead to me.
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Okay, on the way, I want you to think of
flowing rivers, cascading waterfalls,
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babbling brooks, and streams of crystal
clear water.
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Stop the car!
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And now, back to Mr.
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Name -That -Tune -Himself, Tom Kennedy.
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Well, thank you.
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And welcome back to the new Name That
Tune. Now let's bring back our
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Sybil and Marty, once again.
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Time now to play our cabaret round,
where our contestants hit their buzzers
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they can.
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Name That Tune!
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All right, Pete, you're trailing at this
point, so that means you are up first.
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Marty, if you please.
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coast girls are here. I really dig those
styles they wear.
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And the northern girls with the way they
kiss.
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I feel pretty.
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Sorry, Pete.
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Jane, you want to take a crack at that?
California girls? Yes. And now, Jane,
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you can continue.
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Maestro, if you please.
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Mindy! Yes!
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Good job, Jane.
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All right, Pete, you're up again.
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Because you've got walk, la -la -la -la
-la. Talk, la -la -la -la -la.
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Smile, la -la -la -la -la.
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Charm, la -la -la -la -la.
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La -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la.
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Check the halls.
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But that's an interesting, interesting
guest.
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Jane?
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Personality? Yes.
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And now Jane.
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Listen to this lovely ballad, Sybil.
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Oh, the... My old Kentucky home.
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Yes!
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You are hot tonight, Jane.
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A little too hot.
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How am I ever going to get discovered?
She won't let me sing a line.
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Well, she is very good.
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She's a freak. I hate her.
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Oh, Christmas tree.
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Yes.
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Did you do it? Well, no, in two minutes.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed.
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Which way are we rooting again?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm 43 years old.
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I already raised a child.
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I'm not sure I can start again.
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I mean, this could be a whole new life
with my new Richard.
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Sybil, it's just two minutes. I don't
want to talk about it until we know.
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Okay, pros and cons. Go.
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Pros. Babies are amazing creatures who
fill our lives with love beyond our
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wildest dreams.
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Con. They leak from everywhere and I
just redecorate them.
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Pro.
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I will be shaping the mind and character
of a human being.
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I know how strongly I feel that every
woman should have the right to choose. I
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know, I know. I also know this could be
my last chance.
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I think it's time.
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I can't. You get it.
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You peed on it.
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Just go!
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so happy for you, aren't I?
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Are we happy?
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Are we scared? A little of both.
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You choose. I'll go wherever you go.
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Hey, you two. This is kind of
embarrassing, but have you seen a little
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thingy? It's about... There it is.
That's the... No, that's Mary Ann's.
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Where'd you get it?
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In the downstairs bathroom.
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I used the upstairs bathroom.
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Well, then this is Rachel's.
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Rachel's? Hey, hey, hey, it's Pink.
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Rachel, we're having a baby.
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Rachel? When did Rachel get pregnant?
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Well, I think it was the two -story
Tudor in Tarzana.
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a grilled cheese sandwich, I'll make you
one.
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Why would I want a grilled cheese
sandwich?
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Well, I don't know what I'll say right
now.
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I'm fine.
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Go.
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You with Rachel.
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Hey, you want to split a tub of Cool
Whip?
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Okay.
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