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Hello?
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The door was left open to the spaceship.
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Welcome to the planet.
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I brought brownies.
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Hope you guys have mouths.
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Hey, with some tentacles and a third
eye, she'd be a real looker.
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Seize this frog face.
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Looks like a pump. Kicks alien butt like
a sneaker.
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Cut. Great, Sybil. Okay, let's set up
the next shot.
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Well, Sybil, you're finally the star of
your own TV show.
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After watching you go through 19 painful
years of humiliation and rejection, I
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must say, I deserve this.
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It's funny.
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When I was starting out, I only played
weak women in cheesy miniskirts.
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Now at last, I'm playing a fully
realized and empowered woman in a Calvin
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miniskirt.
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Please tell me you see the difference.
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Darling, you bring so much more to the
role of Sarah McCullen than just your
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legs. Sybil, we need your breasts on the
set.
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Hey, can I get a moment to rehearse
here?
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on her dress for Holly and Ira's
wedding.
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Now, she's feeling a little insecure
about the way she looks, so with a
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laughter, I think we can put her right
over the edge.
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Rachel, though he's having a hard enough
time being in the wedding, please try
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to be nice.
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I suggest we react as if we're seeing a
new boyfriend naked for the first time.
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No matter what it looks like, smile.
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And pretend you've never seen one quite
like it.
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Okay, back to Thanksgiving.
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Okay, I'm going to do the turkey. Rachel
will do the dressing. How about you,
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Marianne? I'll be bringing a lonely
mother's pain and heartbreak at her
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not coming home for Thanksgiving.
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Okay, that just leaves a three -bean
salad.
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Justin's not coming in again?
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Justin's on a mission for Greenpeace.
He's protecting our environment,
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our beaches, saving our planet.
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Really, how long does that take?
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Just when I thought I couldn't dislike
Ollie anymore.
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Ta -da!
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Isn't it stunning?
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Blinding.
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See, the rice! What is that?
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That... That ring on the coffee table,
Rachel. How many times do I have to tell
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you? Use a coaster.
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Marianne, could you come to the...
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I told Holly how bad you felt because
she made me a bridesmaid and not you.
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So... Oh, no.
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We cannot go back out there until we
think of a real good reason to come
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back in here.
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Thanksgiving will be here in a week.
Maybe we should start cooking.
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We could defile the turkey.
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That's defrost, Marianne.
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Don't change your plans for the weekend.
I've decided not to go to Buffalo for
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my high school reunion after all.
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Well, that's your choice, and I respect
that.
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But I do want to say... I can't do it.
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Those people treated me like dirt.
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So show up, launch your success, watch
them suck up, and come home. You know,
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like at Neiman Marcus.
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forgotten how exhilarating the cold can
be. I wish LA was more like Buffalo.
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Oh, no.
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The wind has blown in off Lake Erie and
frozen your brain until you can only
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spot gibberish.
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Don't be ridiculous, Baba.
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Listen, we don't have to go inside.
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Just picture the shapeless blob of a man
on a barcalonger and a woman with the
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vocal subtlety of a factory lunch
whistle yelling, Roy! Roy!
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Will you turn the damn TV down?
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Well, that untit thousands of dollars
worth of therapy.
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Let's go before I start chewing my hair.
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You're not going anywhere. I want to
meet your mom. I want to meet your dad.
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I want to see the family tree the acorn
ran like hell from.
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Besides,
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think how excited your mother's going to
be.
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I don't believe it. The lady from TV.
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Do you notice what I'm wearing?
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Remember? Christmas last year.
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That's not the sweater I sent you.
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That sweater was 100 % cashmere.
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It was no good.
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You wash it once, it shrivels right up.
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So I took it back and I got five of
these.
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You wash it, it doesn't even get wet.
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Do you think Madonna is really going to
marry that young Spanish boy?
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Mother, please. Sybil is my guest.
You're embarrassing her.
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Oh, be still, Teresa.
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Teresa? Who's Teresa?
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My daughter.
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Your best friend.
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What are you, whacked out on those
Hollywood drugs?
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What do they call it? Smack cocaine?
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I hear you can make them pay for it in
your contract.
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What pass interference?
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He was going for the ball.
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Roy, the game is on tape.
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It was over in 91.
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The Bills go for a field goal. It's
wide. They lose.
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You must really hate me, Marge.
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I'm going to put on the 93 Super Bowl.
Don't you say a word.
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Where is Norman Rockwell when you need
him?
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You never told me you changed your name.
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You didn't tell her?
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Oh, it figures that her real name
wouldn't be good enough for her big
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friends.
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Actually, I'm only recently big.
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You know, Dibble dear, I bet you'd love
to see my old room right now. Of course,
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Teresa. I'd love to see Teresa's old
room.
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Take me there now, won't you, Teresa?
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He's open.
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He's all gotten!
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Oh, this game never gets any better.
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Whoa, they've turned my room into a swap
meet.
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Teresa, Teresa, Bobisa, Banana, Fana,
Fofisa, Meemai, Momisa, Teresa.
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Do you want to die in Buffalo?
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Why didn't you tell me? Fine, marry you.
Anne is my middle name.
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Teresa was an aunt that I was named
after.
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She ate wax and had an extra thumb.
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What are you reading?
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Nothing. That's my yearbook. Give that
back.
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No, I want to see it. No, I don't want
you to look at that. No, I don't.
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I bet we would have been friends. Oh, I
doubt it.
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I was one of those brooding, mysterious
girls who walked around the perimeter of
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the schoolyard humming Ode to Billy Joe.
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Whereas you, no doubt, were blonde,
beautiful, confident, and smart.
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Get out of my room. I don't like you
anymore.
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That's exactly how all the girls in high
school treated me.
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I never even got invited to a slumber
party, except for that one where they
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rubber cement in my sleeping bag.
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For three weeks, I had little dried -up
balls of gunk tuck all over me.
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They called me Beach Booger Barbie.
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That's funny.
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The bitches.
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Don't tell me a couple of misfits like
us wouldn't have been friends.
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Well, I wish you had been there.
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Would have been bearable if I had
somebody to be miserable and bitter
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Oh, look.
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Peggy Wilson.
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She kept breaking open my locker and
stuffing funny little things in it, like
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me.
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I don't think I can face these people,
Sybil.
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Yes, you can, because you have a new
best friend.
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A badass best friend who lives on
revenge and ain't been fed for a while.
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Teresa, come!
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Mother, I have a friend over, okay?
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Mothers are so weird.
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I am, like, never going to be one.
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What is the problem, Mother?
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Well, I just thought you'd want to be
here to surprise him when he came in, is
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all. Surprise who?
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Mom.
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Justin.
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But you're in Newfoundland.
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In the kitchen?
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Maybe some French roast? Let's give them
some privacy blend?
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Just a decaf for me, honey.
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Yeah, I'll have another cold one, legs.
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You didn't tell your mother you were
staying here.
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I'm sorry, Grandma.
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Sorry, Grandma?
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an apology to skip a generation don't
you mean i'm sorry i lied mother i'm not
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really in canada i'm hiding from you at
my grandparents house and i love what
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you've done with your hair do you know
this is really uncomfortable and i ought
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to know i've been in a shark cage why
didn't you tell me you were here theresa
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now just calm down how long has he been
here one year two years no maybe a month
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i spoke to you last week why didn't you
say something It was long distance.
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Mother, how many times do I have to tell
you I can afford it? Oh, quit bragging.
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You're embarrassing your father. He has
his pride, you know.
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Hey, Marge, my sweatpants are caught in
the crack of the Parker lounger again.
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I can't believe it. I see my son for two
minutes and then he just walks out.
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Well, there's nothing you can do about
it now.
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That's Bruce Manning.
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Big man on campus.
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I asked him out once. He laughed.
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He said he needed a permit to transport
livestock in his car.
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He's a dead man.
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And there's Peggy Wilson, the locker
stuffer.
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Dead and buried.
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There's Glenn's turkey. He ditched me at
the freshman frolic.
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What, is he wearing a hat?
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No, that's a toupee.
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What is this?
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Come as Sam Donaldson night?
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Hey, Mom.
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Justin.
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I think we should talk.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Fine.
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Way to go, Justin.
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Meet you later by the water fountain.
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Oh, excuse me. Have you forgotten why
we're here?
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Teresa.
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Marianne, this will never work.
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Teresa Yukovich?
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Holy moly.
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Can I get you some punch?
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Have a nice chat.
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was my math class with the vengeful
Sister Francesca.
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She had a profound influence on me.
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She was the nun beneath my wings.
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So, Mom, um, do you want to talk or just
kind of talk through the school?
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Well, forgive me, Justin, but it's been
three years when all I can think of to
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say is, who is this man standing in
front of me?
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The truth is I have been avoiding you.
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And I think it's time I told you why.
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Fine.
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I'll just sit at my old desk here.
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All right.
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Um, when I left L .A.
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Yes. Am I a grandmother?
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No.
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Thank you.
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Go on.
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So I said, listen, John John, Miss
Carolyn Bessette seems like a nice girl.
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Now dry off my back and give her a call.
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Teresa, I can't get over how different
you look.
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You know, you remind me of that TV star.
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What's her name?
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Sybil Sheridan from Life Forms? No, not
her. That other one.
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Cheryl Ladd.
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Cheryl Ladd, Cheryl Teague, Shelley
Hack.
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Why can't anybody ever recognize me for
who I am? Sybil.
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I mean, Marianne.
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I mean, Teresa, you got something.
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Will the Glee Club report to the stage?
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Oh, that's my cue. Well, you'll have to
talk about your own lies now.
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Okay, you keep talking about me.
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So, Father, what are we going to sing
tonight?
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Our school song, child.
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Well, we could sing that, or we could
do... Give me some respect
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and be flat and keep up with me, boys.
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ditch me after the freshman frolic?
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Well, all I can say is peek -a -boo!
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Hey, aren't you the girl who used to
stuff me in my own locker?
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It is you, Peggy Wilson.
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Congratulations.
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When's the baby due?
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I'm not pregnant.
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go to your grandparent.
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Why couldn't you come home?
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Because every time I come home, you make
way too big a deal out of it.
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I mean, you give me money, you give me
clothes, real estate.
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I do that so that you will come home.
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I'm not making myself clear here.
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I'm sorry, but the only conversations
I've had in the last year have either
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with spotted owls or grandma and
grandpa.
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I'm a little rusty.
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Take your time.
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I knew how rotten things were between
you and Dad.
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Yes, I imagine those restraining orders
were hard to misinterpret.
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But then Dad moved out.
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And you were no longer Richard Thorpe's
wife.
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So you became Justin Thorpe's mother.
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I became your entire reason for living.
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And, Mom, it scared the hell out of me.
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Because I was so afraid I might let you
down.
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Like Dad did.
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I had no idea.
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I just wanted you to be happy.
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Oh, Justin, you should have said this
three years ago.
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You're right.
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But instead I did exactly what I didn't
want to do.
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I left you.
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Just like that did.
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Well then, darling, that means now I'm
entitled to 75 % of everything you own.
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Come here.
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Let's not do this to each other again,
okay?
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So, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
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Flashed a nun.
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Move it!
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Teresa Yukovich has left the building.
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Okay, I've got everything I need.
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Needle, thread, no sense of pride.
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Come on, the sooner we get these hems,
the sooner we can whip them back into
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their cages.
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Uh, just a sec. I want to give William
some pudding.
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Okay, will you?
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Throw it on, Mommy.
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Come on.
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Remember how you ruined that silk blouse
of mine?
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Let's do that again.
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Come on.
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Mommy does so much for you. Can't you do
this one thing for me?
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Ira. I was, um... It's okay.
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Just be thankful you don't have to wear
this.
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I had to get out of my house. I was
messing up the reception of my cable.
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I guess there's nothing we can do.
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We're just going to have to wear these
things.
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William, what are you doing?
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had them Scotchgarded.
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