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They just seem so much bigger than me.
And I'm just worried that it's small.
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Bigger than you? Do you mean bigger down
below?
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Yeah. And they seem like a lot, lot, lot
bigger. Not like only a little bit
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bigger. But I'm just like really worried
because I don't know whether it is just
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me being paranoid or whether it is
small.
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I've just said it now. I've just got it
out.
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Do you know what?
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The best thing to do is show your
auntie. I'm your auntie. I'm your
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seen it before when you were a baby. I
thought you might just give me some
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advice on what I should do. I can't show
it yet. I can't give you any advice
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unless I see what the problem is. Come
on, come on.
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Let's take these off. You take this off.
I need to see what you look like.
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Please be gentle with me there, auntie.
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Just say what you think.
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Of course you know I'm your sweet
auntie.
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All right.
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So far so good. Looks okay.
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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, I'm
so sorry.
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Is it?
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Is it?
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Is that what average is? No,
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that's not average.
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No, that is... Let's take these off
first. Hold on. I've got to kind of
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breath. I've got to confess I'm a little
bit short.
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In what way?
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Because it can't be small, small. Is it
just a little bit?
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That's aspiring to small, I'm sorry.
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Aspiring? What, you mean it's bigger
than small?
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No. What's aspiring?
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It means it can't even raise itself to
the level of small.
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You mean most people have got much
bigger than that? Oh dear.
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Well,
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when you're a baby, I suppose it was
about the same size when you were a
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thought it would have grown a bit by
then. Oh no.
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Gosh.
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Oh.
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I wish I hadn't shown you that. I know,
I'm sorry. If I laugh, everybody else is
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going to laugh at me.
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I'm short.
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Is that what you think? That anybody
else would laugh?
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Well, I think they'd find it a little
bit of a shock.
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It's like... Oh, that's good.
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Oh, look at that.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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It's so good.
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I can't watch me close.
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What are you doing?
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I was just giving a bit of friendly
advice. He's having a little bit of a
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problem with girls. You might be able to
help.
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Oh my god.
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Not everybody can give advice. Why don't
you have a look? I can't show anybody.
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Don't be shy.
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He thinks it's a bit small.
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A bit? That's my new. Oh my god. That's
like a pin dip.
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It's hard to be kind.
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It's really hard.
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Yeah. I'm like, you're a cock.
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It's hard. Can't we say it's hard?
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How can we not read it?
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And a magnifying glass.
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God, you're so cool.
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It is funny, though. Have a look, have a
look. So I'm not normal?
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Are you sure you weren't born, like, a
woman?
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You've got that, you know, you're half
man and half woman. You have, like,
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A mandarinus. Oh my god. Yes! He's got a
mandarinus. It's a he -she. Is it just
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like a big clitoris?
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Oh my god, I saw a picture of a woman
with a big clitoris and you're telling
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that I'm just like a woman with a big
clitoris? Is that even an erection?
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erect. Can you feel how hard that is?
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I reckon you should try and make it even
more erect.
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Have you ever seen an erection? You're
going to like this because you've never
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seen a girl with a big clitoris. Oh my
god.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Is that making him more
hard? I don't think you can.
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Oh, my God. Is that as big as it gets?
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Oh, my God. I'll never see that. Will I
never see a woman do that for me?
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Will you never do that for me?
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Oh, God.
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It's not even got any bigger.
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Look at these.
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Oh, my God.
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Is it working?
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Oh my God, it's hot. Oh my God.
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There's a little bit of dribbling.
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It kind of looks the same thing.
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There's a bit of a dribble coming out of
the end. I think it's a tear.
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It can come though. Even if it's crying.
It can come. No.
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I think it can come. I don't know
whether it's... Well, you must do a lot
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You must do a lot for your own good
work. But I think it's like a normal
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but I don't know what you'd think now.
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But your balls look normal.
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Yeah, they should try. They should
really try.
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See if we can make it fit.
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Let's try. Or dribble. How are we going
to do this though? Like one finger at a
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time?
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I'll try going underneath.
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Okay, we'll go to the side and you go
underneath.
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Oh look, it's nearly gone.
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We've got a cord in it.
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Wow. Oh, it's really difficult.
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I know. Oh,
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it is getting a little bit harder.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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look at that.
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You could try putting... You're not part
of my family.
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