All language subtitles for benny_hill_s06e07_1989

Oh, look at your dog.

Can't take his eyes off of me.

I guess he ain't never seen no one
dressed like this before.

It ain't that, Reverend.

You got his bow.

Stop biting your finger. Now, stop it.
If you keep biting your finger, you'll

get as fat as a balloon. Now, stop it.

Oh, I know what you've been doing.

My wife.

Have I done something?

Just a minute, just a minute. What do
you think you're doing? You can't go in

there without a ticket. And they're two
pounds each.

But Mr. Treader, I think we've got to
eat, didn't we?

Yeah. Well, I've never heard of this Mr.

Treader.

Well, what does he look like?

food tastes like hell, it's not easy to
tell the dish water from soup of the

day. Now the patrons have got a new
waitress.

She's called Anna Maria Lovebell.

I don't mind if they've won, but her
hair is in a bun. But it's in the right

pudding as well.

She went out in the park one night in
the dark and was kissing our chef by a

hedge. When along came his wife with a
long -handled knife.

She cut off his meat until vague.

But when I saw her, she was down by the
river, quietly plucking a duck.

Then just as she feared, the gamekeeper
appeared.

She looked up and said, what rotten
luck.

She cut the duck in her face, but the
gamekeeper's fake. He said, you're

stealing that duck, I suppose.

She said, come off it, Jim, he's just
having a swim, and I'm sitting here

minding his clothes.

The new plaza did pour us next door to
the Café Olé, and

they advertised big juicy sweetbreads
from the bulls that were fighting today.

A tourist complained to Maria these
sweetbreads are tiny and thin.

Maria said, sure, but respected senor,
you see, sometimes the bull wins.

We stood by her poor old grandfather as
he lay upon his deathbed.

And after he sold me his gold -watching
chain, he said,

the joys of drink last but a moment.

Cigarettes make you sick, you could die.

But the love of a beautiful woman, oh,
it's the best thing that money can buy.

I won't marry the lovely Maria.

She cost family honor for me.

It's all right, I'm sure, with my ma and
my pa, but it would upset my wife and

I.

Just what I wanted.

Yes, it's a lovely pullover. It fits
perfectly.

Old pink's my favourite colour.

Yes. I always put it on when I'm taking
the dog for a walk.

Hello to you.

I think I'm over four or five. I don't
know which.

Do you drink?

No. Do you go out with girls?

No.

Then you're false.

Goodbye, Regan. It's still good. You'll
have to finish it tomorrow.

Are you in the fire brigade, then?

No, but my girlfriend's husband is.

Why do you get called Stinky Jones?

wearing breastplates through the wide
open spotless streets. That, ladies and

gentlemen, is ancient.

this one wouldn't quite date.

Sorry, darling, couldn't get to my key.

I've got three Baudelaire and three
Chianti.

Everything okay?

No, it's not. Perkins has gone to
Scotland.

Oh, no. His mother's ill.

Oh, what a time to choose.

I rang the agency and they said they'd
try and send somebody else.

Good evening, heavenly body.

I beg your pardon? I say good evening,
heavenly body. I think he means good

evening, everybody.

You go on.

You're fat.

I beg your pardon?

I say you're fat.

river on the corner.

But it doesn't mention manservant or
waiter. Have you waited at the table

before? Yeah, I a good waiter.

And valet?

Valet! Valet good waiter, yes!

I a ploverberry.

Not necessary.

I a ploverberry best writer in Hope
Lake, Britain.

Hello, dear. How is here?

Look here.

When our guests arrive, pick up a tray
and say, would you consider some

refreshment? Consider what?

Have a drink.

Oh, thank you very much.

That's nice. Very warming.

That's vodka.

Vodka. No, vodka.

Oh, yeah, vodka. Start with a wee, not
with a wobble you.

Sherry. Sherry.

No, Sherry.

Sherry. No, Sherry.

You're saying, Shelley, Shelley.

You see, it's not difficult when you
try.

No, no.

Yeah, yeah, nice, yeah.

Well, answer it. All right, I know what
you've done, madam.

Oh, God.

All right, then I know what you've done,
God.

No, Mr.

McGee, sir.

Certainly, Mr.

McGee, sir.

No, I am madam. Madam, yes. I am madam.
Madam, madam.

Now, let them in on a point. Apologise
for the house being so untidy. I'll be

the bedroom.

Oh, yes, OK.

All right.

Hello, there.

The madame of this disorderly house...
..is right for you in her

bedroom.

Madam, you've got your first customer.

No, no.

I'm Mr Nicholls and this is Mrs...

Oh, so, so. You have a double chin.

I beg your pardon?

You have a double chin.

You have a double chin.

Oh, double chin.

Or you can have water with wee.

With what?

With wee.

It's spout with a wee, not with a wobble
you.

Yeah, like a breath.

Oh, just a little something I ran out.

You nearly fell off the top.

It's not a something, eh, George?

Wouldn't mind a little drinky poo. How
about a spot of Harry's shampers?

Excuse me. Oh, look. You're messy, you
are.

Still.

Why, your wife like the drink, yes?
She's not my wife. I haven't got a wife.

Where's your father?

I'll do that. Thank you. All right.

Get out of the way, will you?

The agency said they'd send someone
round straight away.

Bless my soul, bonfemme.

What jolly titties we're having.

Oh, yes.

Queen Elizabeth, very good man.

Three tears for...

Muck!

Your voice would thrill a nation.

Your face would be adored.

You'd make a great sensation with wealth
and fame. Your reward.

And if you should kiss the way you kiss
when we are all alone.

You'd make every...

Oh, children, aren't we forgetting
something?

Now, what is it Daddy says before each
meal?

Go easy on the butter.

Yes, my dear.

Oh, yes, my dear.

I see you before the altar.

Standing at the altar.

Yes. And you're all in white. You're
dressed all in white.

Yes, my dear.

You are going to become a druid.

I think he knows how many pockets he
has.

Oh Ethel, Ethel, Ethel, look at that,
look at that. What does he look like?

sort of woman could fancy anything

Mrs. Keith.

Sorry we're a bit late.

We had a puncture and had to change the
tyre.

Once I showed him who was boss, he was
as good as gold.

Redhead?

He had to do it though.