All language subtitles for benny_hill_ex04_hill_hill_s_angel

Well, hello, everybody. How do you do,
you do? We got some information that

we're going to lay on you. Going to show
you the latest and the greatest gear.

The kind of duds, beauts, and dollies
we'll be down in next year. Now, here's

little outfit you don't wear when it's
cold.

It's the new religious look. It's sort
of low and behold.

Remember that hat when you see him from
the back? It's like two players trying

to get out of his hat. It's the lovely
hat they're wearing when they go on

holiday or when they're going into work
or they're going out to play.

Let's see what the boys have spoken.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Thank you. Thank you.

We are the fashion pack.

People you see in the magazine, they are
the fashion pack.

They're always driving in the limousine.

Tell time or on the beach. Our ladies
have impeccable taste.

Like the boys, they are always cool and
sophisticated.

As lay boys show us their trendy sweet
outfits.

show us their newest jigsaw suit.

They can be worn with the belt or
equally attractively without the belt.

And here's Claude in his leisure suit.

It's handy for the smoker, also for the
non -smoker. If the evening gets

warm, he slips it off, revealing a
rather daring backless shirt.

His outfit, like the girls, can be worn
with the belt or equally well without.

The best.

And now, for our pièce de résistance.

The bride and the groom ready for the
happiest day and

night of their lives.

And as I gazed into your eyes, I
realized it's

paradise.

It's right out of something from a fairy
tale.

A tale of love, sighting, and a scary
tale.

It's nothing I could ever make out. How
am I dreaming? Will I wake up just to

find out this is true reality?

Fallacy.

Je ferai n 'importe quoi Pour en pleurs
Avec toi

Je serai prête à tout Pour un simple
rendez -vous

Pour en pleurs Avec toi Pour

un petit tour Un petit jour Un

petit bras

On petit jus, on petit rat.

Tonight I'll change my final.

Three, two, boogie on the band.

He seems to be saying, aidez -moi, je ne
peux pas nager.

It means, help me, I can't swim.

French, you know. French, eh?

You thought his parents would have
taught him to swim before they taught

speak French, wouldn't you? I don't know
why.

Help!

I can't swim!

I can't swim!

I can't swim!

Well, I can't play the bloody Japanese
doze flute, but I don't go on...

Two. Hello,

this is 36 -24

-36 speaking.

Oh, it's for you.

Thank you very much.

Hello, darling?

I said I'd be home after seven.

But I've only had six up to now.

Well, that's a bit wrong there, isn't
it?

Oh, I keep wasting too much time in
bars.

But I'm drinking as fast as I bloody
well can.

And you're married.

I don't want anyone to hear this.

Not you.

They've got call girls in the hotel.

Where?

Upstairs in the nook, practice room.

They play call girl roulette up there.

You get the choice of six call girls.

Only one of them's writing a book.

out of order.

Thank you.

on Paradise Island, the sun shines every
day. The girls all dress to express

themselves, but they don't have a lot to
say.

But the flowers that bloom on our island
are part of our national wealth. We got

the sweet pea with the kidney bean and
got a plant that waters itself.

Now the band that plays at our nightclub
is always a bit off -key.

It's the only band I know where the
drummer carries the melody.

Well, it's Friday night stuff. Amber
appears. Her dancing is a sensation.

She only wears 12 tees and eight of
those are visa perspiration.

You can have any meal that your heart
desires, that's right, Paul, Mr.

Ross. These sweet and sour waitresses
will get you anything that you want. A

tourist ordered a rhinoceros sandwich.

Just a moment, the waitress said. He
returned to say you're out of luck today

because we've just run out of bread.

You think that's sort of on the floor,
but it's the furniture from the night

before. Here I'll have the night style.

And I'll speak English to Pete as the
doctor, and he won't know what you mean.

If you tell him you've got a dull pain,
he will sell you a bottle of window

lean. And he's our medical, they make
him strip.

Pete had to take off the locks. Then the
doctor said, coffee. Thought he said,

off and passed out right there on the
spot.

So come to Paradise Island for a holiday
you won't forget.

There's fishing or tennis, but you can't
do both, because we only have the one

net. But you'll live on Paradise Island
like you never lived before.

There's pants for the kids and there's
songs for the wife and sharks for the

mother -in -law.

Hey, folks, we have the vitality. The
full of limb environmentally, we had to

choose a guy to start a cemetery here in
Paradise.

He's so very nice. Just a bit spiky, but
have the pride. Here on Paradise

Island.

ever

Everything you do for me Don't love me
in the night You gotta be the man I need

Everything you do for me Don't love me
in the night You gotta be the man I need

Everything you do for me

At the club Jolife.

And with the sky a cloudless blue and
the temperature well into the 80s... Oh,

thank you. I certainly won't be needing
these until the end of my holiday. Thank

you.

The Updikes from Romford are paying
£200.

For that, they're getting half -boiled.

Of course, for another £50, they could
get completely boiled.

This price includes soft drinks and any
of the many teas and many of the many,

many, many, many teas.

Laundry is extra.

The beaches, of course, are free.

As is all the sporting equipment.

fitter than when he arrived, Mr. Updike
is taking full advantage of the physical

training instruction.

Oh!

People holidaying in this part of France
would be well advised to keep an eye on

their incidentals.

They can turn out to be anything but
incidental. This beach umbrella will set

you back two pounds for the day.

An hour on a pedalo will cost you three
pounds.

And to rent a sunbed and beach towel
will cost you exactly four pounds.

If you're prepared to put on a little
weight, there are many fine bars and

restaurants.

Thanks.

George, have you seen these prices?

George!

The spaghetti restaurant has a set meal
at four pounds. This includes the VAT,

but not the VIP.

the club jolly fest is, you come as a
stranger, but leave as a friend.

And if you arrive alone, well, you
certainly won't be alone for long.

For those holidaymakers with tight
budgets, this beach is the one for you.

called the Sun of the Beach.

And you can sit at this table all day
long, and it won't cost you a penny.

a few francs for two little bottoms, for
a two -litre bottle of wine, and, of

course, a nice crusty French loaf, a
good wedge of cheese.

Come and bear breath.

if you'd like to be, just lean down,
pick up a shell, and you can hear the

Soon it'll be time to think about
returning home and looking up old Fred.

And Mr. Updike will certainly feel a lot
fitter than when he arrived.

And now it's time to leave this
beautiful sunny south of France and

thank you so much, to wet and windy
white city.

I'll certainly leave this.

No!

Thank you.

Thank you.