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Hey guys, what's the difference between
a guitar and a fish?
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I don't know.
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What is the difference between a guitar
and a fish?
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You can eat a fish, but you can't eat a
guitar.
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How is that a joke?
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That's literally just a fact. It's like
saying, what's the difference between a
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hat and a car?
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Oh, hang on, I know this one.
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One's the thing you drive around in. And
the other you wear on your head.
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Clap it.
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We'll work on that some more when I
return from my trip.
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I can't believe this is our first week
off in, like, actually forever.
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You're no use to me if you collapse from
exhaustion.
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Nice if I had to put us first.
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When I'm back, we're in... I'll make the
most of it.
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Oh.
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And you're still girls here first.
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To keep a low profile.
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What's everyone up to this week?
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Mercury's in retrograde, so I'm staying
in, making dreamcatchers. I have 27 ,000
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DMs to reply to.
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I'm probably just going to have to...
You're really pushing it, Maya.
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Sasha already suspects.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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Kick you out with Earth orbit.
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Hey, Chloe.
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Hey, Nate.
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What's this?
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Dan needs to raise money to pay back
Sasha Small.
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I suggested an amateur boxing night.
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Sounds a bit... hurty.
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Nah. All the boxers wear padding.
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Nobody gets hurt.
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Sounds like you know a lot about it.
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Been boxing on and off until date.
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Glad it's not just because you like
punching people.
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Fancy signing up?
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Because I'm a knack for one part of it.
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Well, you'll have to help me train
instead then.
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Wait. You turned up for this?
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To have an actual fight?
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Yeah. Why?
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You're not scared of me, are you?
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Pass the fist.
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Of course I'm not scared.
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See ya.
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Mum doesn't think I'm old enough.
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What is her problem?
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I got made this pissed when I was four.
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Maybe she has a thing about people
making holes in themselves.
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Wait, four?
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Yeah, whatever.
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You're seriously going to let her
control your life like that?
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She lets your brother do whatever he
wants.
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There's no point in me even asking.
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It's fine.
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I'll get them pissed when I'm 16.
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Listen to yourself.
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We need to go give your mum a piece of
your mind.
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What? Stand up for yourself and stop
being pushed about.
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But...
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So this is me when I won my under -eight
title.
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You look, uh, nice.
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It's awesome to actually have some free
time.
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What are we going to do?
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We could go to that donkey sanctuary.
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I love a good donk. They're like rubbish
horses.
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Either of you two fancy boxing on
Friday?
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We've only had one person sign up so
far.
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Sorry, Dan.
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Got to protect the moneymaker.
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It's just a bit of fun. You'll have all
the padding on.
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Padding or no padding, being punched
isn't my idea of fun.
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Well, if I don't get at least one more
person to sign up, then I'll have to
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refund all the tickets. Then the pally
will be back to square one.
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I'll do it.
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Have you ever boxed before?
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Just punching stuff.
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Cool. Chloe, you're going to be fighting
Maya.
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Bring it on.
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Bring it on indeed.
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Chloe, are you sure about this?
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More than ever.
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Girls here first versus the wonderland.
Fight of the century.
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I've got some spare gloves and pads if
you need them. It's the least I can do
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soon as I'm going to demolish you.
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Er, I spend 20 hours a week dance
training.
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I think you'll find I'm going to
demolish you, Chloe.
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Maya, Maya, Maya.
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You're going down. In the honour of the
Wonderland.
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No, you are. In honour of Girls Here
First. No, you are. No, you are. No, you
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are. This is amazing.
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Drink? Anyone?
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Done. Full lemonade, please.
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I can't believe it.
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Because she thinks she is.
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Did you hear her?
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You need a nickname.
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Like... What is her problem?
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Maya the Masher.
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Maya the Monster.
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I'm going to make her regret ever
getting in the ring with me.
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I've got it.
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Oh, Maya Geddon.
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Oh, please. It's top of new.
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Soz. OK.
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Found a training programme that will get
you ready.
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But I'm already fit. If you don't know
what you're doing, one of you two could
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get hurt.
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All right, what do I need to know?
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First thing, it's a sparring match.
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You win on point.
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Oh, like a video game. Can you train
Maya how to shoot fireballs from her
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No, and technically we should be helping
Chloe as she's part of the Wonderland.
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It's all a bit weird, but treat this.
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What is it?
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Whey. No whey?
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Yeah, whey.
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It's a protein shake.
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It's got extra vitamins in it.
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What even is whey?
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It's basically the liquid left after
milk goes off.
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Sorry.
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Do you want to get your ears pierced or
not?
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Yeah, of course, but... Just ask her
then.
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Ask me what?
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Um... You're going to say no anyway.
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She's had enough of you saying that she
can't do things and treating her like a
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little kid and being a total bossy man
100 % of the time.
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Not my word.
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Molly's. Oh, and FYI, more than half the
kids in our class have got their ear
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pierced. OK.
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But you like Nate being abandoned and
stuff, so why can't Molly just... I said
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OK, Eleanor.
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What do you mean, OK?
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I mean OK.
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You can get your ear pierced.
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I'll take you Friday.
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Don't understand.
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I got mine pierced about your age.
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It's no big deal.
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I need to lie down.
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And FYI, Eleanor, if you ever speak to
me like that again, you'll never be
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welcome in this house.
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Clear?
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Sorry, Nate's mum.
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I can't get a point of him, does it?
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Knock him down if I got to.
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Maya's our friend, though.
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Yeah, but Sasha's the manager and she
hates us.
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But, but... It'll be fine, Nate, trust
me.
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Are you okay? Yeah, sorry.
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Just need a breather.
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Go easy on her, yeah?
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Okay.
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Let's practice sparring.
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Okay.
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Okay, hold your hands up. Keep them
flat.
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Why do you two get to be on bikes?
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Because if you were on a bike, it'd be a
ride and not a run.
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It's my week off.
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I'm starting to think this was a bad
idea.
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No, a bad idea is fishing for sharks in
the dock without a helmet.
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That's a bad idea.
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Check it out.
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Well, she's pretty good.
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Still doesn't stand a chance against me.
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She's really good.
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She's terrifying.
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Go on, Chloe.
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Oh, Chloe.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I just got carried
away.
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I've got to win this.
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Why does it matter if you win or not?
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Why? Because it's about time girls here
first felt what it's like to lose.
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They get all our wins and I'm sick of...
Where are you going?
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I just don't think this is the right
thing to do.
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And I don't want to be part of it.
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Right. Well, I can't fight her.
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You can't pull out.
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Dad would have to cancel the fight.
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It took me ages to come up with, am I a
get -in?
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One of you could fight her instead.
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Nah.
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Thanks for coming, guys. I appreciate
it.
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We shouldn't be here. Sasha told us to
keep a low profile.
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What if we get papped? Why do you think
I told you to come in disguise?
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Yes, because that worked out so well.
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I thought it was some fancy dress thing.
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See, this is what happens during Mercury
Retrograde.
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No one's recognised you, have they?
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Hey, girls, you're first.
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What can I get you?
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Mary?
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Who would go up here first?
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We're fine, Dan.
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Just tell us what the emergency is.
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Basically, there's this fundraising
boxing thing coming up and... And...
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Don't tell me you want us to box.
Seriously?
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It's not even a proper fight. It's just
against Chloe.
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That's four against one.
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So not fair.
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Remember what Sasha said we're supposed
to keep a low profile? Yeah, but hang
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on.
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Imagine if one of us did be the
Wonderland's vlogger. Sasha would love
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She actually would.
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So, does that mean you'll do it?
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No.
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But we'll all be there to cheer you
along. Yay.
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Incognito, of course. Wherever that is.
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What if I don't even win?
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Then we know nothing.
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And best of luck explaining your breezes
to Thesha.
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Team Maya!
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Yay!
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Ain't it?
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So, uh, we sort of saw you in the park
with Chloe.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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No biggie.
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What does it matter if there's a whole
other aggressive side to her that I had
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no idea about and it totally freaks me
out?
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That's why I'm being a coward, mate.
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Who said I'm a coward?
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It's cool.
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I hid in a wardrobe for an hour last
week. What were you hiding from?
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Nothing.
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Okay.
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What do I do?
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I don't want Chloe thinking I'm a
coward.
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Maybe you need to reveal your tough
side.
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Show her what a big, strong man you are.
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Wait, does he lose muscles?
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Maybe don't show her the muscles.
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What's up?
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I think I scared Nate.
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Yeah, we sort of saw.
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Probably sees me as some violent
monster.
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What if he's too scared to speak to me
ever again? Of course he'll talk to you
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again. Maybe I should pull out. You
can't. Dan would have to refund all the
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tickets. But what do I do?
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Just... You need to remind Nate that
you've also got a sensitive side.
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You do have a sensitive side.
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Yeah.
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So,
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basically, what they do is they take
your ear and they drill a massive hole
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it. And then, assuming that it doesn't
bleed too much or swell up or loads of
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pus comes out...
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Did you stick an earring in it?
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Really simple.
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Matthew Hollywood.
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Please, most of course, come down.
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Did you stick an earring in it? Molly.
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Don't do that.
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Why are you so jumpy? This all looks
terrifying.
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It's just a little sting, usually.
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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Much? A sting?
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Yeah, like a wasp or a bee. Or a giant
jellyfish.
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And that's supposed to be reassuring.
261
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Why are you so supportive of this? It's
weirding me out. Getting your ears
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pierced is a big mum -daughter moment.
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It's a rite of passage, like falling off
a bike, losing a tooth, or having your
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first operation.
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Trust me, we'll remember it forever.
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You alright, Chloe?
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Hi, yeah.
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I'm just looking at puppies online.
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Thinking about adopting one.
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They're so cute.
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Yeah, I'm just carrying this really
heavy book.
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Everyone needs a hobby.
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Yeah. Don gets me to carry these really
heavy boxes for him.
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Oh, look at his little eyes. So
scrumptious.
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Thinking about taking up taekwondo?
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Taekwondo? Yeah, why not?
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Not everyone... It's like the Incredible
Hulk. I'm not... I just don't think
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life has to be one big fight.
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Yeah, but we deserve at least one
victory. I'm doing this for us.
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Girls are first for friends.
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If you want to blame anyone for where
the Wonderland are, blame Sasha.
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Yeah, too bad I couldn't get in the ring
with her.
283
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I'd love to teach her a lesson or two.
Take her apart, piece by piece.
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Uppercut, jab, knockout.
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I think I'm going to go.
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Oh, Nate, don't forget your box.
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Thanks for doing this, Harry. It means a
lot.
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So, you're ready to start training,
chump?
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It's not like anyone's going to let me
back out.
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You'll be fine.
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Will I?
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I'm terrified, Harry.
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How can you be scared of anything?
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You perform in front of thousands of
people.
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This is different.
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When I sing, it's like I'm someone else.
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Right. So that's what you need to do.
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Pretend to be someone else.
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Someone the exact opposite of who you
are.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Who would that be?
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I don't know.
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We'll find out.
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But she drinks mouldy milk without
spitting it out.
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00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,780
Right, so are we going to win this thing
or what?
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You've changed your tune.
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Look, I get it.
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We're different.
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You don't need to look at puppies
pretending to be something that you're
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They were pretty cute, though.
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Chloe, if you didn't fight our battle,
then the ones at Lamburg called it quits
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a long time ago.
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No, they wouldn't. You'd never let that
happen.
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We're more alike than you think, you
know.
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Yeah.
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We just fight in different ways.
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Do you still want me in your corner?
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Always.
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Chloe the Clown!
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I'm going to put you down!
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I'm so mad I was born with a frown!
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Oh, I'm bad!
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I'm badder than bad!
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I'm so bad, I made my mama sad!
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00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,640
What have you done to her?
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I seem to have created a monster.
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What's the matter?
328
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,180
I'm not going in there.
329
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,340
I'm only doing this because you two have
bullied me into it.
330
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,280
No, we haven't. I thought this was
something you wanted.
331
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,720
Yeah, but you were too scared to ask.
332
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,420
Yeah, in case you said yes.
333
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,860
So, what happens now?
334
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,400
What about a tattoo?
335
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520
Yeah!
336
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,700
Yeah. Go, Foxy! Woo!
337
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,360
I can't believe Maya's doing this.
338
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If she loses, we deny everything to
Sasha. We were never here.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
welcome...
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Remember Maya?
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Fun?
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00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:01,160
I've got a bad feeling about this. So
have I.
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00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280
Don't think I do, no.
344
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,080
Well, I'll give it to you if you do.
345
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:19,540
Just hit her.
346
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,820
Daddy. Sorry, love. Got a bit carried
away there.
347
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,620
I'll take you down.
348
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:26,900
No, I'm not sure about this. Honestly.
I'm glad you can't see me.
349
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,260
Okay.
350
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,700
I've been training for ages.
351
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,720
I've got no training.
352
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,180
What? Are you scared?
353
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,820
Yeah, a little bit.
354
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,920
Am I, uh, seriously?
355
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,530
You win.
356
00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:21,590
I forfeit.
357
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,950
What? Is this what they're meant to do?
358
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,870
This is not a fight that I need.
359
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,270
Seriously, I win.
360
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,710
Boring. Typical Wonderland, losers
again.
361
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,950
With that attitude, no wonder you lost
the spotlight.
362
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
We came second, actually.
363
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,630
Whatever. This time next year, we'll be
number one.
364
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:44,070
If your manager doesn't ruin our
chances.
365
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,490
They make excuses for why such failures.
366
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,730
At least we have a proper manager and
not some stupid dad.
367
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,380
Hey, you've got stupid dad out with
this.
368
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,120
What's going on?
369
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,260
Help me get my gloves off. We need to
stop this.
370
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,540
We work hard, rehearsals, recording
songs, video shoots.
371
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:06,880
Look at the pop stars moaning about
their perfect life. You don't know what
372
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,879
like to be a real band.
373
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,180
We are a real band. Yeah.
374
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:12,220
The Wanderlosers. Hey, guys, that's
enough. Yeah.
375
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,820
Guys, stop it, please.
376
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,060
AJ, do something.
377
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,540
I don't want to get in the middle of
that.
378
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,760
You didn't even play instruments.
379
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,720
That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter
at all. I don't know what you're trying
380
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,619
to say. Oh, my God.
381
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,620
That doesn't even matter.
382
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100
Hey,
383
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:29,960
we're made. Stop it.
384
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,520
We went through something on the
spotlight that no one else gets.
385
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,760
Come on.
386
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,840
We're on the same side.
387
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920
Sorry. Sorry.
388
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,620
Nate?
389
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,620
Can you hear us?
390
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,920
Nate? Nate? Are you okay?
391
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,880
Are you all right? Nate?
392
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,079
I don't know.
393
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080
I don't know.
394
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,180
I don't know.
395
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,660
Jane?
396
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,300
Let me just...
397
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,660
Thanks, everyone.
398
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,300
Thanks.
399
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,740
Guys,
400
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,660
anyone want to sign up to my charity
Jellyfish Kiss?
401
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,020
No!
402
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340
Okay.
403
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:47,820
We're scared of pretty girls and
starting conversations. Oh, all of my
404
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,960
are turning green.
405
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,760
You're the magician's assistant in their
dream.
406
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,940
This movie that I think you'll like.
407
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,680
God decides to quit his job and heads to
New York City.
408
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:37,220
This cowboy's running from himself.
409
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,600
I just gotta, I just gotta know.
410
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,160
I can't have it, I can't have it any
other way.
411
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,560
I swear she's destined for the silver
screen.
412
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,580
Close to things of Michelle Pfeiffer
that you've ever seen.
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