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If you could be any guitarist in
history, who would you be?
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Easy. Batman.
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What? Massive house, loads of gadgets,
Batmobile.
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What's not to like?
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Yeah, but I asked which guitarist you'd
like to be.
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He's a billionaire, Harry. I'm sure he's
got a guitar lying around somewhere.
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Okay, fine.
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Which guitarist apart from Batman?
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Spider -Man.
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Superpowers? Check.
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Lives in New York?
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Check. Yes, but he can't play the... I'm
not going through this again.
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Won't go back, go back to the way that
they were before.
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I'm locked outside of my own brain and
I'm banging on the door.
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Yes, man.
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Hi, I'm Nate.
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Frankie. Nice to meet you.
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You here rehearsing? No, I just started
working here. Yeah, Dan's got me washing
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up and cleaning tables. All right,
welcome to the team.
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I don't suppose you managed to get that
stuff off table five. Can't have been
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putting it off.
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It looks like it's slightly alive.
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I think it's growing a face.
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Sweet guitar, by the way.
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Reminds me of my Dolores.
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Ah, this is Lindsay.
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She totally looks like a Lindsay.
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Have a go?
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Ah, no.
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I don't do that anymore.
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I wouldn't want to drop her or anything.
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Go on.
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She won't bite.
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Whoa. You can really play? Yeah, I used
to be in a band a while back.
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What happened?
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We just didn't work out.
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I mean, we got close, but I guess some
things just aren't meant to be.
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Oh, that's crazy.
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You're so talented.
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Surely... Sorry to interrupt, lads.
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Frankie, it's time to... No.
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Clean table number five.
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Whoa, what are you doing?
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Chill. I just need a decent shot for
your social profile.
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There's some filter on all your pics
that makes you look like you have no
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what's going on.
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Sorry, what's going on?
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Oh, it's not a filter.
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Ooh, is that Josh Nelson?
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Yeah. Wait, have you heard of him? Yeah,
he's, like, part singer, part
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hairstyle, but it's amazing hair.
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Can I see?
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No way.
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Big shout -out to...
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GHF, just to say I love your music, love
your style.
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And, yeah, sorry I'm a bit shy.
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I'm a bit shy.
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But if you want to reach out to me, that
would be cool.
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What sort of loser asked someone out by
video?
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Didn't you ask Myra by text?
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That's completely different.
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You know what? Myra's really into you.
She won't give this guy a second
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She's already said that.
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No way.
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I wasn't worried right up to the point
where she tossed her hair.
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This is serious. You need to talk to her
now.
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I knew it. I drove her away.
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I didn't pay her enough attention.
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Or maybe too much. This is a disaster.
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You just need to talk to her.
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This happens every time I date a pop
star.
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Eh? How many pop stars have you dated?
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This is the first one. And it's
happened. See?
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It's every time.
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Anything you want to tell me, Harry?
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How much I love you.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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But your headteacher just told me that
you're three essays behind on your
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history assignment.
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You're always such a hard worker. Come
on, what's going on?
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I'm in a band trying to get to number
one.
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So I always have to work in the diner
because... No, I know, I know. I love
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Wonderland.
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I just think you need a safety net just
in case you...
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Don't make it to number one.
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Pray pep talk, Mum. No, no, I'm sorry.
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You can do it all. You just need to be
more organised.
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Will you let me help you?
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No offence, Mum, but I've seen your idea
of organised.
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Your filing cabinet doesn't have
anything in it except for a big ball of
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receipts, paperclips and hair.
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Is it your hair?
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I think so.
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Anyway, look, that's not important.
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Well, now we know about it, I have faith
that you can do this, Harry.
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Okay? Come on.
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As a great woman once said, you can have
it all.
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Yeah.
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Who said that?
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I don't know. You tell me. You're the
smart one.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Can you stop?
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I'm trying to concentrate.
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Just keep doing what you're doing. I'm
profiling you as the clever one in the
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band. Oh, well, in that case, let me
show you my schoolwork. Flash band
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timetable I've drawn up.
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Spoon on the nose. Classic.
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Guess the competition wasn't so tough.
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Hey, guys, have you seen that new
waiter?
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The one by table eight?
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Don't all lurk.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Nate, he looks a bit like you.
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You should use him to lead a life in
crime.
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Wait. Or he could use you to lead a life
in crime.
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This is really bad, guys.
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We should call the police.
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Wait, is that Frankie Ryland from 2 Plus
1?
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Hey, I remember 2 Plus 1.
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What happened to them? Did you never see
it? See what?
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Their first gig ended badly.
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Look it up.
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Search Frankie Ryland ice cream
disaster.
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It also completes with a bad sign.
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We landed in an ice cream stand.
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Great way to end a set. End a career.
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There's no coming back from that
humiliation.
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I'm so sorry.
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If that was me, I'd never want to see a
stage again.
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Or an ice cream.
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Poor guy. It's not right.
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That guy should be a star.
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Maybe he doesn't want to be a pop star.
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Who wouldn't want to be a pop star?
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Astronauts. Wolves.
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People with way too much coursework who
keep getting dragged into conversations
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when they should be doing their essays.
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He just needs someone to help him get
his confidence back.
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This time next year, he could be number
one.
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Sorry, guys. I've got so much history
left to do. I need the time machine.
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I'm out of here.
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I just need to find a way to get Frankie
back on that horse.
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There was a horse, too.
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I didn't even see the horse. What show
that must have been.
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I'm not happy. I had another fight with
that evil step machine in the gym. I
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swear... I've got something against me.
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How's it going here, anyway?
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Great. I was trying to work during a
band meeting, and I realised I needed to
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make a planner. Now I know exactly what
I meant to be doing, and why.
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I'm so glad you... Mum!
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Oh!
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Oh! Oh, is it OK?
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Oh, well, it did actually look quite
complicated.
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Yeah, I know you prefer post -it notes.
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Oh, make her say that.
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Ah, yeah, thanks.
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Post -it notes are a great way to get
organised.
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You simply write the task and the date,
buy more post -it notes.
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I was going to do that on Tuesday.
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Are you worried about losing them? No,
no, no, I've got them all backed up on
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phone.
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I take pictures of them.
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Where is my phone? Can you ring it?
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It's gone to answer phone.
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Oh.
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Meg, hi, it's Meg. When you get this,
just a reminder, buy post -it notes.
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OK, thanks. Bye, Meg.
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Be like the two of me. Good, eh?
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That's really interesting.
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OK.
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You saw the videos.
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The videos? The Josh and Maya forever
hashtag?
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The gifs?
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You were dancing for ages.
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It's a loop.
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Just FYI, I'm fine with it.
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You don't sound fine.
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Let me explain.
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OK.
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Sorry.
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Listen, it's Sasha.
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She manages Josh 2 and made us flirt
online to sell his album and my tour.
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I can't tell anyone it's not real and
she doesn't know about us, so... Oh.
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I see.
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It was all fake.
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I was so worried.
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So you're not jealous?
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No.
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Not now that you've explained it.
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Not even a little bit?
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Not even a little bit. Do not care at
all.
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Only Josh and I have got like three
dates booked.
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You're going to be okay with that.
Putting me out there with another guy is
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going to be hard for you.
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You're not really dating him.
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He doesn't really like you.
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I get it. I mean, he's like a megastar.
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I could be dating him.
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But you're not.
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I could be a vampire.
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But I'm definitely not.
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I so get it now.
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Much quicker than I usually do.
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I'm so glad we talked about this.
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I'd better finish my run.
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Have a lovely time on your fake date.
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Nate? Yeah, no problem. But I thought
Frankie had that covered.
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Ah, Frankie at the deep end. Bit of a
splash and most of it ended up in the
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customers. Giving them a special
mission.
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Rat catching duty.
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Brown clouds.
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That sounds worse than rats.
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Yeah, I need to check the kitchen,
Frankie. There might have been a big
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cloud behind the fridge earlier.
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Um, sorry, Frankie, do you mind checking
out this new riff I've been working on?
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Yeah, sure.
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These brown clouds aren't going to catch
themselves.
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Great, thanks.
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Yeah, I like it. Sounds good.
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I have one small suggestion, though. Can
I?
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I can't get my thoughts back to the way
that they were before.
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Won't go back, go back to the way that
they were before.
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I'm locked outside of my own brain and
I'm banging on the door.
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Can we leave right now? Can we go?
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Tell me please right now, yes or no.
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It won't be too late if we wait.
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I really need to know.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever thought about having
another crack at being a singer?
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Oh, no way.
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Not after what happened.
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Yeah.
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I saw the video.
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Sorry, man.
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I still have nightmares that I'm
drowning in a sea of chocolate ice
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It doesn't have to be over.
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You can still make it.
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All you're lacking is a bit of
confidence and I can get you back on
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I don't know.
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I've kind of got a new life now.
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How's the rat catching going for you?
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Frankie, there's a quite massive cloud
in the kitchen. Can you bring the rat
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box? Oh, sorry, the cloud catcher.
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You really think I've still got a
chance?
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Oh, hello.
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A plus.
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Obviously, I would cry, but I just
sweated out all my tears in the chair.
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Well done.
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Thanks. Well done for turning it around
so quickly.
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Well, I had a little help. From you, I
mean.
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You're an inspiration.
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Mum's guilt.
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Make for the winner.
256
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:27,570
Oh,
257
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,450
Mum, we need milk.
258
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:30,710
Really? How do you know?
259
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:37,190
Oh, oh, no. That was from two days ago.
I left myself a phone message, actually.
260
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:41,000
Could you call my phone? I don't
actually know where it is.
261
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,160
Can you hear that?
262
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,140
Oh!
263
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,580
Silly me.
264
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240
Hi, Meg speaking.
265
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:58,680
I'd better take this.
266
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,820
OK. To regain your confidence, we have
to confront your fears.
267
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,440
Not ice cream, I can't.
268
00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:11,439
Look at this.
269
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,100
Look at it.
270
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,660
I'm sorry, Nate. I can't. I can't look
at ice cream again. Not after what
271
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,660
happened. To get you back on stage, we
have to confront your fears.
272
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,990
I don't know anyone in Eastern Europe
called Ivan.
273
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,250
And no, I've not been there recently.
274
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,790
Well, some criminal's obviously got hold
of my credit card details.
275
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,090
Hang on.
276
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,870
AJ, have you ever been shopping in the
Ukraine?
277
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,610
Is that the one next to Sainsbury's?
278
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,030
Yeah.
279
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,290
Never mind.
280
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,620
I thought you looked really focused and
moody in that one.
281
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,080
Josh and Mara at the zoo.
282
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,640
On a fake date.
283
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,680
And you're okay with that?
284
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,220
Yeah. Chilled.
285
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,820
Super chilled.
286
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,540
I'm not jealous.
287
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:19,860
Although, I'm trying to use my mind to
get that pack of emus to attack him.
288
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,620
That's a lot of spoons you've bent
there.
289
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,460
Okay, I admit it.
290
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,720
I'm super jealous.
291
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,820
Maybe that's what she wants to hear you
say.
292
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,220
No. I said I was cool with it.
293
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560
I need to be strong.
294
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,400
Really, really strong.
295
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,540
Oh, look.
296
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,140
He's singing to a baby kangaroo. I mean,
I know this is a publicity stunt,
297
00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:45,020
cynically aimed at my teenage brain, but
I'm definitely getting his album.
298
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,920
Don't tell anyone.
299
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,200
Won't tell anyone.
300
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520
It's all good.
301
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,140
What is this?
302
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,860
I'm going to prove that you still got
it.
303
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,709
Remember how it goes right?
304
00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:16,230
One, two, three, four.
305
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540
Come on.
306
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,950
About Ivan's essays and why they have my
money.
307
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,270
Who and what?
308
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,650
What?
309
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,390
He's a guy in the Ukraine who does your
schoolwork for a fee.
310
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,430
So basically a cheat for hire.
311
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,290
Oh, mate.
312
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:39,810
What were you thinking?
313
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,670
This isn't the Harry I know.
314
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,230
I thought there could be two of me.
315
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,530
Look, you gave me the idea with your
phone memos.
316
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,730
Oh, Meg.
317
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,630
It was just until I got on top of it
all.
318
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,150
I've got a ton of schoolwork.
319
00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:53,910
Cheating. I'd call it optimising my
performance.
320
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,760
You can't argue with the results.
321
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,200
Look, it could have been way worse.
322
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,820
At least I got a discount.
323
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,440
Nice one, son.
324
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,660
I mean, bad one. Bad. Very bad.
325
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,100
You've really let us down.
326
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,620
I'm sorry.
327
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,100
I'll redo the coursework and I'll focus
on school.
328
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,420
The ban comes second.
329
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,700
No, the ban comes third because of the
extra shifts you'll be putting in to pay
330
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,559
back the money.
331
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,560
Extra shifts.
332
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,359
Quite right.
333
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,900
You could learn from this kid in the
Ukraine.
334
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,320
He's getting great grades in the second
language and he's running his own
335
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320
business. I'll go.
336
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,180
Thanks for coming down.
337
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,820
Sure. No problem.
338
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200
Why wouldn't I?
339
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,440
I just wanted you to see that it's just
a professional thing. Me and Josh. Josh
340
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,440
and me.
341
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,539
That's okay.
342
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,540
I'm cool with it.
343
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,640
Super chilled.
344
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,820
You don't mind filming us, right?
345
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,300
Why would I mind?
346
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,600
It's just a professional thing. You and
Josh.
347
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,919
Josh and you.
348
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920
Nothing to see here.
349
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:50,770
Apart from what you film?
350
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,330
Yeah, that.
351
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,110
Hey, Josh.
352
00:19:58,910 --> 00:19:59,910
Is this all right?
353
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:01,570
And action.
354
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,770
So, a lot of you have been wondering
what's been happening with Josh and
355
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,290
Well, maybe this will give you a clue.
356
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,710
Gosh, Josh, I think that was our first
kiss.
357
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,890
Hey, first kiss is the title of my new
single, dropping on the 25th. The 25th?
358
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,120
That's when my tour begins with Girls
Say First.
359
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480
Cool. I guess I should check the website
for details.
360
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920
Later, guys.
361
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
Did we get it?
362
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,620
How was that for you?
363
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,180
Great. I loved it.
364
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,860
Every second. Caught it all day, every
day.
365
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,320
Actually, I think we need to do it again
and kiss properly, like, on the lips
366
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,880
and for much longer. Can we practice?
367
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660
Sure.
368
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800
No, stop it!
369
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,240
Is something wrong with my hair?
370
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:47,860
No.
371
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,030
Perfect. Everything about you is
perfect.
372
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,930
Mate, are you flirting with me? No.
373
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,730
I'm just jealous, okay?
374
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,150
I'm really, really, really jealous.
375
00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:00,830
Maya, I'm not going to let you kiss
another bloke. About time.
376
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:04,610
I was starting to think you didn't like
me anymore. I'm crazy about you. I just
377
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,050
wanted you to admit it. Oh, I have.
378
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,169
Happy now?
379
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,870
Barry, come here, you idiot.
380
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,730
I belong with you. You belong with me.
You're my sweetheart.
381
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,570
And I belong with you.
382
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,770
You belong with me, you're my sweet.
383
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,950
So, uh, can I go now?
384
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,070
Oh.
385
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:26,970
Sorry you got busted, Mum.
386
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,170
Nah, it's fine.
387
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,430
Mum's right.
388
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:31,730
Perfect. Forced me to write a new
planner.
389
00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:37,130
We should hurry up. I've only got 23
minutes to my French homework.
390
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:39,110
Oh, did you start it out with Maya?
391
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:42,070
Oh, turns out she just wanted me to
admit that I was jealous.
392
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,590
Duh.
393
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,170
Whoa, Frankie.
394
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,120
Looking sharp, man. Oh, yeah.
395
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:51,160
Weird thing, yesterday when we did that
gig, turns out there was a talent
396
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,139
spotter in the crowd.
397
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:52,639
For real?
398
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,260
Yeah. He said it's one of the best
performances he's ever seen.
399
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,520
This is it, guys.
400
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,680
My performance.
401
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,900
Not Nate's.
402
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,920
Um, he was really clear about that.
403
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:02,980
He's talking management.
404
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,540
Record deals.
405
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,820
That's awesome. Well done.
406
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,420
Nate, have you ever gone on tour and
needed to act?
407
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,000
Oh, I turned him down.
408
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,280
What?
409
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,140
I'm going to do what I should have done
years ago.
410
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,110
My A -levels. Seriously?
411
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,350
Yeah. I think I might become a doctor.
412
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:22,710
Oh. Well, I've got this pain right here,
and... But you got a record deal. Might
413
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:23,710
try and cure a disease.
414
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:25,030
But you could be a pop star.
415
00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:27,150
No. I don't want to do that.
416
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:31,310
But you gave me the confidence to walk
away and do what I really wanted.
417
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,810
Thanks, man.
418
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:34,190
You're welcome.
419
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:35,490
Better be off.
420
00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:39,050
I don't get it.
421
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:40,870
I thought we wanted the same thing.
422
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:43,290
What if I decide to walk away at five
years?
423
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,960
Like that's going to happen.
424
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:50,280
Yeah. We're the Wonderland forever,
right? With some good grades to fall
425
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,360
on. Harry.
426
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,720
You know what, guys? It would be a shame
to waste such a good song.
427
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,920
One, two.
428
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,580
One, two, three, four.
429
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,260
You got me falling out of bed and
sleeping on the floor.
430
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,790
Got me crazy in my head, girl, I'm
feeling insecure.
431
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,910
Now I'm locked outside of my own brain
and I'm banging on the door.
432
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:22,570
Cause I can't get my thoughts back to
the way that they were before.
433
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:27,350
Won't go back, go back to the way that
they were before.
434
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:32,230
Yeah, I'm locked outside of my own brain
and I'm banging on the door.
435
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,830
Can we leave right now? Can we go?
436
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:43,770
Tell me please right now, yes or no It
won't be too
437
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:50,190
late if you wait Yeah, I really need to
know Cause girl, you got that wow
438
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:57,170
Tell me leave right now Party crowded,
playing hard and loud But my eyes are on
439
00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:02,270
you It's a place to be, but it's lost to
me Got better things to do
440
00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:07,090
Out of here is better if I get out of
here with you.
441
00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:11,850
Small talk, don't need some one -on
-one. Time for something new.
442
00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:15,470
Can we leave right now? Can we go?
443
00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:20,130
Can we leave right now? Yes or no?
444
00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:27,450
It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I
really need to know.
445
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:29,750
Yes, girl, you got that wow.
446
00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:34,530
Can we leave right now? Your lips said
that you might be feeling it too. Can we
447
00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:36,410
get out of here? Get a different view?
448
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:37,910
Feeling sick of all the online.
449
00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:40,690
Need a bit of real time. Girl, I need
some time from you.
450
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,410
Oh, my head's a mess.
451
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,450
A bit obsessed. I must confess that I
need you now.
452
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:47,270
Yeah, I see it. Absolutely.
453
00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,210
You got it. A beauty girl. You got the
wow.
454
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:53,830
Can we leave right now? Can we go?
455
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:58,550
Tell me please right now. Yes or no?
456
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:05,880
It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I
really need to know.
457
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,160
Girl, you got that wow.
458
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,220
Can we leave right now? Can we leave
right now?
459
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:19,320
Can we leave right now? Can we leave
right now? Can we leave right now?
460
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:25,040
It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I
really need to know.
461
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,440
Girl, you got that wow.
462
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,460
Can we leave right now?
463
00:25:30,389 --> 00:25:32,590
Either of you two fancy boxing on
Friday?
464
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,310
I'll do it. Cool.
465
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:36,190
Chloe, you're going to be fighting Maya.
466
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:40,570
Bring it on. You are going down. In the
honour of the Wonderland. No, you are.
467
00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:41,770
In honour of Girls' Day First.
468
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,030
This is amazing.
469
00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:44,390
Check it out.
470
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,350
She's really good. She's terrifying.
471
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,030
Chloe the Clown!
472
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,650
I'm going to put you down!
473
00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:58,770
I seem to have created a monster.
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