All language subtitles for almost_never_s01e07_the_live_lounge

I don't know where I belong.

I don't know where I went wrong.

Oh, hey, Nate.

Hey, Chloe.

How's the song coming on?

There's something I have to say to you,
but I don't know how to say it.

I wrote it down so I wouldn't get it
wrong.

You're my best friend, so you see this
isn't easy for me, but that's why I'm

singing you this song.

What?

What do you think?

That was the song. Yeah, yeah, but I
don't know where to go from there.

Right.

I get it. Sorry.

Did you think... No.

I should have said... Honestly, it's
fine.

I just remembered I've got to be... not
here.

Guy.

Guy.

So cool.

Guy. He's so funny.

Guy. Chloe, you need to come check this
out.

Toblerus is getting smashed by his nan.

We should be checking out the views on
our latest video.

I can't believe this gets a million
views.

And ours gets... 200.

I'm working on it.

Wait, someone's left a comment.

Oh, it's your mum saying very groovy.

Oh, I've got to stop her from saying
that word.

Maybe we should challenge our nan to an
arm -wrestling contest.

No, we'd get battered. Our nan's jacked.

Not true.

Look, guys, we should be able to get
more than 200 views.

Hey, Chloe says she's working on it.
She's working on it, all right.

Have some respect for our social media
manager.

It's OK, Nate. I can fight my own
battles.

Harry, stop talking.

Ooh, shot fired.

Dad says he's come to the ballet with
some big news.

Ooh. I wonder if it's another record
deal with a hot salesman.

Wait, what's this?

GHF singing disaster?

That's bad, right?

Yeah,

that's definitely bad.

I can explain. You can explain my social
media thing.

DHS sounds like two stray cats fighting
in a wheelie bin. It's just Lily. She's

got a very sore throat. You're telling
me. How did this get out?

Dante sent it to a friend and he posted
it.

Dante? You're going to have to say that
louder if you want him to hear you.

I fired him.

And the girls?

I'm handling it.

That's why I've moved down here so I can
keep a close eye on them. It's going to

take more than that.

I've got a plan. Honestly.

The plan is?

Amazing.

Guaranteed to work 100%. I've got an old
friend who just got his own radio

show. He's all about great live
performances.

Oh, rather than performances that sound
like a Dementor gargling battery acid,

which is actually quite funny. I get the
idea.

Thank you.

Honestly, it's all under control.

Better be.

Okay, so here we are back with the live
arm wrestling challenge.

Chloe versus these two absolute dimwits.

Ah, there they are. Come on, boys.

Guess what, lads?

What?

That didn't count.

We were distracted.

I've got massive news.

You're finally going to let me get a pet
monkey?

No, better than that.

I've got a meeting with... Drumroll,
please.

Death from Radio 1!

I was going to say that.

He's got a meeting with Dev from Radio
1. You said it again.

You say it then.

I've got a meeting with Dev from Radio
1. Just said that. Just to check. Dev,

the DJ. From Radio 1.

You're going to be hobnobbing with all
these celebrities.

I'm pretty sure I just made up the word
hobnobbing, but isn't Dev so groovy?

Mum, you have to stop using that word.
Sorry.

How would you manage that?

Well, his new show's all about live
music, so I popped him an email and

He exploded.

That's awful.

No, no, no.

He emailed me straight back and said
drop in any time.

Looks like your old dad's not such a bad
manager after all.

Best with his dev.

Wow. I've got a hand with your dad. That
was pretty well played.

Unbelievable. Isn't it, Chloe?

Unbelievable is the word.

Remember the day, boys, because if he
likes your demo... Oh, he'll love your

demo. He'll get you on his live lounge.

Anyway, I'm going over there now to sort
it out.

I'll keep you posted.

I think we should start practising now.

Dad.

That's amazing.

You're my favourite parent.

Mum, you need to up your game.

You and me, Nan.

Maximum hot dog balancing in 30 seconds.

You can do this.

Hey, Tub.

Tub, hi.

Come on, Chloe.

Hair.

Chloe, long time no see.

You missed me, right? Just the same.

It's only been six months.

And 14 days. Not that I've been counting
or writing it down on a wall chart or

anything. That'd be weird.

Toby's been so sad since you broke up.

Surprise, like a baby.

And you mentioned practicing your
unicycle trick. Oh, sorry.

Goodbye, Chloe.

Bye, Nan.

So, anyway, how are you? Still doing
your little DJing vlog?

Actually, I'm managing the social for
this really cool band, The Wonderland.

What's the spotlight, Lisa?

Run us up. I thought they could play a
song on your channel.

I normally have a lot of music.

I'm more into bands.

Ideally of the epic variety.

Yeah, got all of the epic bands.

Yeah, and I'm kind of a big deal now. I
just hit one million subscribers, so

turns out getting done by you is the
best thing that ever could have happened

me. Give me more time to really focus on
my brand.

Okay, well, if you don't want the band,
then I guess I'll be around.

Wait, you'd come with the band, right?
So we'd hang out?

Yeah, but...

Let's do it. Let's set it up. What were
you thinking?

How about now? Let's do now.

Nan?

You all right, Nan?

She'll be all right.

This is it.

The moment our boys' lives change
forever.

Are you ready, Meg? I can't believe
we're hobnobbing. This is what it feels

to hobnob.

I want to capture the moment as it
begins.

We're here to see Dev.

The very cool and famous DJ, so... Name?

AJ. That's spelt with an A and a J.

Oh, and I'm Meg.

It's just spelt Meg.

I manage the Wonderland.

I blame you're going to be hearing a
lot.

So, er... Sorry, sir. I seem to have no
record of the meeting.

Oh, yeah.

He told me to drop by any time.

That email goes out automatically to
anyone who contacts Dev.

He says you can drop in your demo any
time.

Would you like to stick it with the
others?

Dev does listen to them.

Sometimes. If he gets a gap in his busy
schedule.

Well, there must be another way.

The Wonderland came second on the
spotlight.

Remember that song?

You got me bleeding till I can't
breathe.

It's shaking, falling onto bodies.

Would you please leave the premises?

Or at least stay in tune.

Or else I'm going to have to call
security.

It's all right.

We can wait for him to come out.

I can't believe it.

Deb's put me up.

I wonder what he's doing right now.

Look at you with your big radio show.

That so?

You've gone up in the world since making
my coffee.

Thanks for meeting me here.

No problem.

Came to our first ever gig here.

You've done so well, Dev.

Hard to find good people like you these
days.

So I hear. Your last assistant leaked
that GHF video.

Lily has a sore throat.

Had a sore throat. She's fine now.

She can prove it by singing on your
show.

I don't think so.

GHF just aren't really my style.

I like more underground bands who do
things the hard way.

Well... Sweet.

You do realize that Girls Here First
will bring a whole new audience to your

show. It's just not going to happen.

Dev, they sound amazing.

So natural and clear. Right, Lily?

Yeah!

Maybe we can find some space for them in
a few months?

No. No, tonight.

I've got the supernovas on tonight. I'm
going around to their studio.

So...

No, you're not.

Seriously? You cancelled them? They'll
be free in a few months, I'm sure.

But... Oh no, looks like you really need
a band for tonight.

And a venue, so... I'm one step ahead of
you. Would you believe I partly own

this place?

Of course you do.

Here it is, guys.

Toby Larry's house.

He's in there with his one million
subscribers.

Must be pretty cramped in there.

Let's do this.

All right, Chloe, what's the plan?

There's none in there.

Just be super nice to Toby, OK?

Translation, Harry?

Don't be sarcastic.

Yeah, right, that's going to make a
difference.

Right, OK, deep breaths.

Chloe, he's a vlogger. Why are you so
stressed?

Stressed? I'm not stressed. What if he
is stressed? Why would I be stressed? I

am the least stressed person.

Chloe, um... I just wanted to say thank
you for sorting this.

You're amazing.

Oh, so are you.

I'm a friend.

You tell everyone your love went

cold.

We should take a break.

Lily, are you going to be all right?

I'll be fine.

You don't sound fine.

In fact, what's the opposite of fine?
Anyone?

Lola, stop it.

Whatever happens, we've got your back,
right?

Yeah.

Even if you embarrass yourself in front
of millions of people, you've always got

us.

Right, ladies. Dan, any luck on that
drink I asked for? Lily really needs it.

Did I pick fresh dandelions and nettles
from a south -facing meadow?

No, but I did manage honey and lemon.

Thanks, Dan.

I don't know why Sasha's pushing us.

Lily's still not better.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe she's going for
a Mick Jagger vibe.

You know, one of those old -school
rockers. Proper croaky.

You think I sound croaky?

No, just a bit husky.

Like a very tuneful dog.

Thanks.

It's going to be a disaster.

No. We've already been called the worst
thing in disaster in history.

What could be worse than that?

What?

Sasha?

Yes, your copy's right here.

It's just coming.

I'll take it.

I think I need to find out what's going
on.

So, this is Banter HQ.

Whoa. Nine.

You really have gone off in the world.

This place is epic.

This is where the magic happens.

Dad was a bit annoyed that I moved his
kit, but I was like, mate, who's earning

the wonger here, am I right?

I'm very rich now, if that wasn't
already clear.

How do I look? Fine, just put the
sandwich down.

It's Nan.

Hello, Chloe, love.

Hi, Nan.

Man's hair.

I didn't see no Chloe.

Didn't Chloe tell you?

We used to go out.

What? Only for a bit. Yeah, no biggie.

Totally over it.

What's that ball chart?

What's your face in it, Chloe?

No, it hasn't.

It has. No!

Right. Shall we start setting up then?

Yeah. Do it.

He's not coming down, is he?

I'm a terrible manager.

Pass me another scotch egg. No, this
isn't the AJ that I know.

Do you remember when you got up at 4am
to take the boys to those auditions?

And then you fell asleep on the loo at
the service station and they missed the

audition anyway.

Sorry, that wasn't the story I thought
it was.

You're right.

Am I?

Well, no, but right.

It's time for action.

I'm not going to stand for being messed
around anymore.

I'm going to... Oh, sorry, can you get
me up? I've eaten quite a lot of scotch

eggs.

You know what?

I think there's something wrong with
this industry that keeps out fresh

Yeah, it's all right for you on the
inside. I saw you laughing and joking on

phone to one of your pop star hotshot
buddies, hobnobbing. That was my sister.

She's a nurse.

Oh.

Sorry, I... Yeah, well, I don't blame
her for not wanting to be in the music

industry. It's all fun and games for you
lot, but on the outside, it's no joke.

Yeah, but Dev's sat upstairs somewhere
now in his cool little studio.

Actually, he's not in today.

Oh. Sorry, again.

I mean, it's really hard intimidating
people.

Well, where is he, then?

Look, I can't tell you where Dev is, but
I can tell you that the Life Lounge

kids go into some venue called The
Palais. The Palais?

Really? We know the ballet, don't we,
Meg?

Thank you. Thank you.

As a token of my appreciation, I want
you to have this T -shirt. Oh, no, no,

no, no. Don't do that. No.

Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So, thank
you.

Enjoy your sandwich.

Right. Would you, um, would you like a
scotch egg?

It's a bit pockety, but... OK.

So, I'll leave it there, if you want it.
If you don't, that's fine. But thank

you.

Sasha?

Yes? We need to talk about Lily.

She's still got a sore throat.

Tell that girl to stop panicking.

Everything's going to be fine.

I don't think it is. There's nothing to
worry about.

I promise.

You trust me, don't you?

Why do you never tell me, you guys?
Because I just felt... Embarrassed?

Ashamed.

Totally confused about why you went out
with such an idiot.

I just felt awkward.

Why would you feel awkward?

Well, I don't know.

Guys, before we kick off, is it OK if I
speak to Chloe in private?

Just the legal bit, you honour, aren't
I?

If they're the contract, shouldn't we
get...? I've got this.

OK.

Wait.

You're going to chuck doughnuts at the
band while they perform the song?

Bands, innit?

That's why a million people come to my
channel. You've got to wear T -shirts

with your face on and your nan's going
to play bass. All right, we won't plug

the bass in, but she can just stand
there rocking. And she really rocks.

Nan! Nan!

Nan! Start rocking.

Thanks.

That's it. No deal. This is humiliating.

I thought you'd say that, so I put in a
final clause.

They can perform the song without any
interference.

If I come out for a pizza with you.

Come on, Chloe. You've made a mistake.

Look at me. I'm rich, successful. I have
incredible hair.

It's not all that. Look, and basically,
if you don't say yes, I'm not letting

those losers on my channel.

Wait, that's not fair.

Nan, where are the doughnuts?

How long can the love remain?

Can you never conceal this pain?

Okay, girls, back in one hour for the
live show.

Get some fresh air.

I can't stick that out on live radio.

Of course not. That's why you're going
to play their single over the top.

Played a pre -recorded, no perfect
single.

This was supposed to be a live set.

Well, it's too late to get anywhere
else.

Shall I give the track to the
technician?

This was your plan all along.

You were always going to fake it. This
is show business.

Sometimes you have to make compromises.
It's compromising and then selling out.

What about my reputation?

You wouldn't have a reputation if it
wasn't for me.

Which reminds me, I could really do with
another coffee.

Dan!

Excuse me, did somebody order that?

No.

Come on, everyone likes cheesy chips.

Not me, I'm lactose intolerant and I'm
off chips.

Just eat the chips. No. Eat the chips.
No. Eat the chips. No, you'd like this

with all your customers.

You're meant to put your hand in there
and find this.

It's a demo of the band I manage, The
Wonderland.

The Wonderland.

Didn't they lose on the spotlight?

What, came second?

Run us up? But we're doing it the hard
way.

Hence the hidden USB stick, which is now
covered in cheese.

Please. I promised them I'd get you to
listen.

We just need a break, mate.

I can't promise anything.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry.

I'll get you a cloth.

I want the lactose intolerance.

Serious condition.

Okay.

Okay, rock stars, let's get this over
with.

We've got a date.

A date?

What's going on?

Yeah, me and Chloe are finally getting
back together. She realised breaking up

with me was a huge mistake, didn't you?

Yeah, huge.

Right, alien subscribers.

I mean, you don't have to go on a date
with him just so we can be on his

channel. Why not? He's got amazing hair.

That's enough for a relationship, right?

I can't let you do this.

Think of a hit.

No, sorry.

This isn't happening.

Come on, guys, we're leaving.

I have one million subscribers, but
we've got one thing you don't have.

A pet monkey?

No.

Friendship.

In fact, I kind of feel sorry for you,
Toby.

Feel sorry for me?

I've got a million subscribers.

Well... I don't see any of them.

Don't go, Chloe.

You'll never get anyone better than me.

I'd rather arm -wrestle you numb than go
on a date with you.

Come on, then.

You and me.

Let's have it.

Before I go, can I have a quick shout
-out?

You're seriously asking me for a shout
-out?

Not you. Your nan.

She's a legend.

Hey, can you just say, uh... Hey, Maya,
I'm Oakley's new girlfriend.

Get out.

Hey, can you just say, uh... Hey, Maya,
I'm Oakley's new girlfriend.

Get out.

Someone's happy?

It's my boyfriend.

Just messing around.

He's in a band.

They're trying to make a go of it. The
hard way.

They're epic, especially live.

Really?

They're called the Wonderland. They were
runners up in the spotlight.

You've heard of them?

You could say that.

He passed me a napkin.

Just had cheese on it.

So, I know, even AJ wouldn't do
something that embarrassing.

Nah, pretty sure he would. I mean, he
does.

Guys, we need to leave now. And Dad says
we need to get to the ballet ASAP.

The recipe has got 14 different minerals
and 17 vitamins.

Ready for the big show?

I have a feeling we're going to smash
it.

Yeah, there's been a change of plan.

This show's about real performances and
clearly Lily just isn't up to it today.

It doesn't matter, remember?

We're playing a single.

Only we will know.

If it gets out, I let a band fake it.

I'm finished.

I'm all about the live music and bands
that are trying to make a go of it.

The hard way. But you won't get anyone
at this late notice.

Yeah, I knew you were counting on that.

But I'm one step ahead of you.

Hi. Hi.

Hiya. Hi.

Hi.

The Wonderland?

They're not ready for this.

Maybe, but sometimes you've got to give
real talent a chance.

If you do this, you won't be able to
book any of my acts again.

That'd be a shame.

I'd quite like to have the girls on in a
few months. They seem to have real

character. What are you saying, girls?

Thank you. All right, guys, better get
set up. You're going to be on soon.

Girls!

Well, I wasn't expecting to be playing
on Radio 1 when I woke up this morning.

I'm telling you, this time next year.
Might be sooner than that.

Whoa. Take note of the date and the
time.

Harry just said something positive.

Well, maybe our luck's changing.

Not luck.

Check out the team we've got.

Do you want scotch egg, darling?

We don't have any dinner.

Wait, let me just... Scotch egg? I'm
fine, thank you. Scotch egg? Yeah, I

you would. All right, guys, get ready.
We're going to go live in a couple of

minutes, all right? Egg?

No, definitely not. OK.

Hey, welcome back to the Live Lounge
with Dev. Tonight we've got a band I

you're going to like a lot. This is The
Wonderland.

I know you.

I know you.

I know you.

I know you. I know you.

It's going to be a heavy night.

Way too many things ain't even started.
Never need to apologise.

We already know what's far from perfect.

I'll fall through the curve.

You laugh till it hurts.

Who cares? We've been here so many
times.

We were all stumbling through the night.

It doesn't matter. We're all together.

And this paradise in our minds. Wanted
together.

All around each other.

I know you.

Don't need to We're all stumbling
through the night

But it's paradise in our mind I

know you I know you Stumbling I know

you I know you I know you Stumbling I
can barely see in front of me

Strangers start to learn our friendly
faces.

In the middle, I'm steady on my feet.

And carrying the world, it's overrated.

All in together, all around each other I
know you

on each other