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Look, I'm just saying, if we ever were
stranded on a desert island, there'd be
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more than enough food.
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Like what?
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Land? No, coconut.
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Are coconuts mammals?
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What? No, they're not.
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They're hairy.
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They make milk. They live in trees.
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Sounds like mammals to me.
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Do it again.
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Oh, no.
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Lindsay.
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Who's Lindsay? My guitar.
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She broke a string.
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What? Don't you give your instruments
names?
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No. That's weird.
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Yeah, really weird.
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Sorry I had to say that, Mr. Plucky.
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Where are the spare strings?
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I thought you had the strings.
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I thought you were bringing them. Relax.
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I was bringing them.
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I may have forgotten them there.
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Guy, you're all over the place.
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You seriously need a manager.
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Why didn't Sasha sign us after the
spotlight?
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Wish we'd never done that show.
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It wasn't all that bad, bruv.
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I think I'll take a few of these for
later.
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Hey, you.
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Hey.
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Just wanted to say sorry Sasha didn't
want to sign you up.
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Me and the girls think you sound great.
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She is.
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But the thing I really want to know is,
would you like one of these tiny pizzas?
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They're a bit pockety, but they make
your hands look massive.
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They are meeting on my way boss not you
Maya totally knew that
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You've got my number We
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were finally on a national TV show
Managers should be kicking our door
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down. We just got a reminder that we
exist, right?
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How's the new song coming on? It's not
quite there yet We could do a cover. I
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don't want to record someone else's
though. Do you hate chef? I think I was
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cover It had more hits than a naughty
drum.
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Pick a song and I'll knock together some
video ideas.
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Awesome. I'll have a look through my
vinyl for some inspiration.
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Did I hear you say you need a manager?
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Dad, don't. What?
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I've got managerial skills.
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I'm really good with kit. Can I help
with this?
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Do you
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reckon
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we should pick something old school?
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Yeah. Are you even listening?
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Of course I'm listening.
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What's funny?
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Sorry, it's a cat video.
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Look at that cat with his four legs.
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Classic. You and Maya?
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Give it back!
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That cat looks exactly like Maya from
GHF. Just a coincidence.
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Are you and Maya?
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No, not yet.
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Just don't tell anyone.
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Sure, whatever.
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Open your cigar, Brian.
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Ooh.
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Really? Don't you both start making fun
of this new girl that Oakley's seeing.
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I'm not seeing a girl. Is it a boy? No.
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I always hoped we'd have at least one
gay one.
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I always thought it would be you.
Really?
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I'm not seeing her.
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Hey, James, don't do that with your
hand.
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That was my job.
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Oh, no.
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Oh,
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that's gutting.
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Mum.
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knocking's a good habit.
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Yeah, I did knock, but... Whoa.
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I thought you liked the Wonderland.
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You can like both marmalade and jam at
the same time, Nathaniel.
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Just keep it down.
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Hey, you know it's my birthday this
week?
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Oh, really?
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Because you only mention it, I don't
know, every five minutes.
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Well, girls here first are playing a
concert on the actual day.
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Mum's probably planning something.
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She'd never let you go anyway.
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She might if you took me. What?
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Me? At their concert?
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Do you have any idea how it would look
if I got spotted there? Yeah, it would
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look pretty desperate.
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But it is my birthday.
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So that's a maybe?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Couldn't get my hair right.
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Unbelievable. Right, band meeting. Let's
go.
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Item one, contenders for covers.
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What's the shortlist?
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Hmm.
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That is the shortlist.
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That's great.
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Nailed it.
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Well done, everyone.
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It's kind of hard to concentrate on my
sister blasting out girls at first.
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Molly's our biggest fan.
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Who else have we lost?
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You as well.
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Guys, this is bad.
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We've lost Harry. I was going to say,
this is another reason why we need a
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manager. Fast.
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Molly and her mates would want to see us
live.
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Not girls at first.
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Oh, she's not going to that gig, is she?
No.
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It's sold out.
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I could get tickets.
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Tickets in general. Tickets for the zoo,
the train. Tickets, please.
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I mean, I might know someone who could
get them.
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Just a guy.
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A male person.
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He's been messaging Maya.
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From Girls Here First?
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Just his mate.
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Nothing else.
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Yuck. Girls Here First?
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More like Girls Here Last, am I right?
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I'll ask her anyway.
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Dear Maya, my girl, who is just a
friend.
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Anyone know how to get tickets for our
show?
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Don't we get in anyway?
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Are you texting acting from the
Wonderland?
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Just keeping in touch.
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Apparently they're going to release a
cover.
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Hey, that's cool.
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Can't they do anything original?
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I'll single the cover. Should they copy
enough, too?
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OK.
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So we need to think about... Bones.
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All of you.
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Now.
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I want you focused.
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Big show coming up.
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It's being streamed worldwide.
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But I really need to... Now.
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Amaya still hasn't replied.
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I should never ask for those tickets.
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Look, give her a chance.
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She's got a career, unlike us.
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What if something bad's happened to her?
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What if she went swimming and got stuck
up a sea pipe?
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A sea pipe?
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Yeah, wedged right up there. Can't get
out.
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Is that likely?
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Not knowing is killing me.
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Look, be realistic.
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She's a pop star.
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If you want to impress her, you're going
to need to stand out.
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Harry! Help!
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What have you done?
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What you told me to do.
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I never told you to blow up a Smurf.
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Oh, Oakley.
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That is some funky hair.
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Funky? You can't get worse than that.
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Ooh, that hair is groovy.
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Groovy? That's even worse.
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Not now. I'm learning on your cover. I'm
shooting the video this weekend.
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Finally?
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I've been saying you need to get some
new stuff up. I thought you didn't like
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anymore. Of course I still like you.
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A bit.
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Hey, look.
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I might have a way to get you those
tickets.
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Really? One condition.
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If I'm writing or rehearsing, you don't
play a girl's head first.
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Ever. Deal.
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What's going on in here?
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Nathaniel just proved that he's the best
brother in the world.
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This is the part where you say, I'm the
best?
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Okay.
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I'm the best.
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Are you really going to see Girls Here
First for your birthday?
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Wouldn't have put it up if I wasn't.
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Can I come? Can I come? Please.
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I was going to ask you anyway.
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Woo!
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I'm going to go see Girls Here First.
Can you or not?
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Woo!
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Woo!
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Where are they? We've got a video to
shoot.
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What's taking them so long?
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Sorry.
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Sorry I'm late.
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That blue on your face.
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Why are you blue and smell of roast in
us?
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Do you want me to explain?
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The idiot dyed his hair blue.
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Then the idiot tried to fix it with
this.
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Idiot. You dyed your hair with gravy?
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Here, put this on. We've got a video to
make.
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Come on, guys.
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Let's show these managers what they're
missing.
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One, two, three, four.
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Great,
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guys. Lots of energy.
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To camera, to camera, to me, to me.
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Keep in line.
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In it.
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Great, guys.
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Hopefully the camera's over here.
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Nick, come on, this is serious.
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Stop messing around.
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Guys, this looks sick.
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More bouncing.
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Guys, come on, concentrate.
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Guys,
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this is amazing.
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You're not going.
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You get all sorts of those concerts.
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Weirdos, creeps, oddballs.
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It's not my fault.
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You shouldn't have posted it online.
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I can't believe my own mother would spy
on me.
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I should report you to WikiLeaks.
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Whatever that is. I booked her birthday
meal.
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It was meant to be a surprise.
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Plus, there'll be no oddballs there.
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What about Uncle Graham?
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Apart from Uncle Graham. You have
literally ruined my life.
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So you're not okay?
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Mum won't let me go to the concert.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You
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could take me.
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Then she wouldn't have to worry about me
being safe.
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Um, thing is...
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You'll probably laugh when I tell you.
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I didn't actually get tickets, so...
What?
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But I've told everyone now.
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It's not my fault.
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Eleanor is going to kill me.
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You have ruined my life as well.
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What if I hang by the stage door and
wait for her?
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And say what?
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And say, why are you ignoring me?
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Is this something I did?
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Is it my hat?
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Is it me? Is it my weird brother?
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Please tell me. Please, Maya. I'll do
anything.
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I think that's a bit much.
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So, lose the T -shirt?
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Yeah. Lose the T -shirt.
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They're on stage at 8 .30.
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I thought you didn't want her to go.
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I feel guilty.
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If I can get tickets, you can take her
and Eleanor after the meal.
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Me?
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No way.
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I've got the family here.
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If I cancel on them, Uncle Graham will
go weird again. I mean, eccentric again.
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Mum, if anybody sees me there, I'll
never live it down.
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Anyway, you won't be able to get
tickets.
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Got them.
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Yes. What?
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No, they'll be fakes. Oh, no.
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These are the real thing.
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Mum's on the internet. Stick together.
269
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How do you think you got all those Cub
Scout badges?
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Great.
271
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Now my life is ruined.
272
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Thanks for the meal, Mum.
273
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Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart.
274
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Mum, is Uncle Graham really a... Look
after your sister.
275
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And don't let her go in the mosh pit.
276
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Mum, there won't be a mosh pit.
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Have fun.
278
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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I already need the loo.
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Nate,
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what are you doing?
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I'm keeping a low profile.
283
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,840
How do I look?
284
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,620
You'll blend right in with all the other
fans.
285
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With beards.
286
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Hang on.
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00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:04,769
Ta -da!
288
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:06,890
Whoa. Oakley, what are you doing here?
289
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,330
You weren't replying to my messages.
290
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,610
I thought you were stuck up a sea pipe.
291
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,670
Oh, Oakley.
292
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,410
Slash took our phones.
293
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,030
And hid them in a sea pipe.
294
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,810
Clever.
295
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,070
What happened to your face?
296
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,090
Why can I smell roast dinner?
297
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,770
I thought you were ignoring me. Why
would you think that?
298
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,290
Listen, there's something I've been
meaning to say to you. I wrote it down
299
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,290
make sure I get it right.
300
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,410
Okay.
301
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,350
So... Where was I?
302
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,890
Wish me luck.
303
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,210
Good luck.
304
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,890
Okay, cheers.
305
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,730
Where was I?
306
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,250
Oh, yeah.
307
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:51,430
I... Go on.
308
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:54,690
Basically,
309
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,850
I think you are... What?
310
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,190
What?
311
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:01,630
Tasty.
312
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,470
You think I'm tasty?
313
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:07,470
No. Well, yeah, but... Get away from us!
314
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:08,950
Wait, I know him!
315
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,108
It's all right, miss.
316
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,109
Leave this to us.
317
00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:16,230
Wait! Call me. Yeah, we've got another
one here. This one smells like roast
318
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,230
dinners.
319
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
and watch the video.
320
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,260
Don't go down to the front.
321
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,720
That's it?
322
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,260
Let's go down the front.
323
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280
Seen the video.
324
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,420
Nine hits.
325
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:02,580
Nine. That got more than that from his
hedge trim unboxing video.
326
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,840
It's only been up an hour. Just give it
time.
327
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,420
Faith it. Our chance of ever getting a
manager is in the toilet. We're not in
328
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,420
the toilet.
329
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,580
Are you literally in the toilet?
330
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,380
Knock, knock.
331
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,640
You're him, ain't you? The one off the
spotlight.
332
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,700
Why are you wearing a rubbish beard?
333
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520
It's a real beard.
334
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,360
Did you just say it's a real beard?
335
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,880
What's going on in there?
336
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,440
I've got to go.
337
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,220
Can I get a selfie?
338
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,780
Can I get a selfie too?
339
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,160
Who is he? He was in that band.
340
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,460
We're lost with the spotlight.
341
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,880
We came second, actually.
342
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,720
Some say we were robbed.
343
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,960
Just dropped a new video if you want to
check it out.
344
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,060
Anyway, let's do this selfie.
345
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,380
It's all right.
346
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,020
You've made this a bit weird.
347
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,260
There's a bloke leaning over my toilet
cubicle.
348
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,440
You're the one in the false beard, sir.
Fine.
349
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,780
We're even.
350
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880
See you around.
351
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,270
No wonder you lost.
352
00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,950
Get over it, Matt.
353
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:11,790
It went well, then? Not a sea pipe in
sight.
354
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,110
What are you doing? Get off.
355
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,650
They're live -streaming the GHF gig.
356
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,470
Yeah, the same time we're launching our
cover.
357
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,790
How many views have we got?
358
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,930
Just gone past Dad's unboxing the
toaster.
359
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,650
Great. That's his best one.
360
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,840
Now I want to see if Maya sends me a
secret message from the stage.
361
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,300
Oh, that's going to happen.
362
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,610
What did I say?
363
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,009
We're leaving.
364
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,909
Get off.
365
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:10,910
It isn't over yet.
366
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,050
I have to get out of here.
367
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,250
I'm not stopping you.
368
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,630
Stop filming me.
369
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,700
Daniel? That's Nate.
370
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,680
Nah, Nate's not got a beard.
371
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,820
It's night of the wonderland.
372
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:28,890
I think Nathaniel just went viral
singing a Galaxy's Earth song.
373
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:32,210
Oh, so you're covering their songs too
now?
374
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:33,670
That's a great idea!
375
00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,710
If you feel like it, take me away.
376
00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:00,250
I'll make it okay. I swear I'll behave.
377
00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,050
You wanted control.
378
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:07,830
But we waited. I put on a show.
379
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,590
Now we've made it. Today I'm a kid.
380
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:13,410
My ego is big.
381
00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,330
You know how it is.
382
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:52,310
When you feel like you're broken and
scarred
383
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:59,040
Nothing feels right, but when you're
with me, I'll make you believe that I
384
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,939
the key.
385
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,940
Oh, yeah.
386
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:06,440
And it goes like this. Take me by the
hand and I'll know you.
387
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,100
Kiss me through your mind and I'll show
you all the moves like Jagger. I've got
388
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:17,300
the moves like Jagger. I've got the
moves like Jagger.
389
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,480
You want to know how to make me smile.
390
00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:25,330
Take control on me just for the night.
391
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:29,210
If I share my secret, you're going to
have to keep it.
392
00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,950
Nobody else can see this.
393
00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:34,450
So watch and learn.
394
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,230
I won't show you twice.
395
00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:39,910
Head to toe, baby, hold me right.
396
00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:45,430
But if I share my secret, you're going
to have to keep it. Nobody else can see
397
00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:46,430
this.
398
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,390
Outro Music
399
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840
That sounds good.
400
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,140
Really? Oi, oi. I'm Octab Tony.
401
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,520
That's because you're in the industry.
402
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,760
Yeah, the Octab industry.
403
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,560
You're the social media manager.
404
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:36,260
An embarrassing clip went viral on your
watch.
405
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,460
We're going to get Esther to take that
video down.
406
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,080
There she is, my princess.
407
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:47,600
What was your favourite bit? The end was
really good.
408
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:48,900
Bubbles increased.
409
00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:52,200
Stop bubbles. Stop increasing the
bubbles. Critical.
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