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So, honey, you know I always try and be
your friend before I try and be your
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mom. That's why I let you smoke pot at
home, that's why I let you drink at
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I know, you're the best.
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I don't want you to get in the car and
drive, I'd rather you be at home safe.
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But I have to tell you something.
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What's up?
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Your dad's an asshole.
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Tell me something I don't know. He's
cheating again.
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Are you serious?
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Yes.
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God. Mom, this is so stupid. I hate
seeing you go through this stuff.
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And I'm kind of an asshole too, I guess.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, I know I tell you
everything. You're like my best friend.
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kind of been dating black guys.
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What? What are you talking about?
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You're not falling for all that bullshit
about black guys having bigger cocks
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and being better in bed. Mom, mom, mom,
mom, mom, mom, mom. They have swag.
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Like, they have swag. Like, they're just
so... I love black guys.
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And I don't really want to date a white
guy anymore.
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Why? I mean... Because look at what dad
does to you. Look at what dad does to
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you. That reason right there.
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But all men are the same. No, they're
not. I can prove to you right now that
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black guy, whether it's some random
black guy walking down the street, Mom,
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black guy can turn you out.
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I don't know about this. I just don't
think so. I think you're crazy.
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I'll prove it.
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I'm going to prove this right now. No,
no.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe my daughter
is doing this.
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Oh, she's so nuts.
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What a crazy girl.
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So... What's into her?
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Hey, Mom, come here!
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Oh, Lord.
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I mean, to be honest, most mothers
wouldn't be as, what's the word I'm
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looking for, accepting of their
daughter's habits. You know what I mean?
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think that's pretty cool. Well, I don't
exactly want her to be running around
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the streets while she's drinking.
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Right, right. Doing whatever it is that
she knows. Right, right. She does, so.
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And, you know, we both know they're
going to do whatever.
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You know what I mean? So, yeah, it's
better.
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It makes sense, you know what I mean?
It's better to have him do it here at
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house than just out there with whoever,
wherever.
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That makes sense.
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So, Mom, remember that bet that we had?
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Yeah, I remember that bet.
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Yeah. So I don't know if we told him
about the bet or no stuff.
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I don't even know what you guys talked
about. I told you about how my mom has
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never met a black guy, right?
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Yeah, I think that's how you introduce
yourself.
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So, well, I told her, like, any guy on
the street that I find that's a black
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is probably going to have a big dick
because all black guys have big dicks.
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Yes. Right?
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So I think that you should, like, show
her your big penis.
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Wait a minute.
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I like that. I like where you're going.
You just met him and you're asking.
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Yeah, right? I would just, like, whip
dick out just like that. Like, hey, I'd
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like to see your penis.
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But it's big. Take my word for it. It's
like really big. Well, don't talk about
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it. Be about it.
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I think my mom has never been with a
black guy before. You realize that,
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So for me to pick you out of all the
other black men that I very well could
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found. I got you, but really, what am I
getting out of this?
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Matter of fact, I'll tell you what.
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I'll tell you what.
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Let's make a deal.
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We both know it's going to be big.
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You guys.
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May know.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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If it's not the biggest that you've ever
seen, right, then I'll walk out
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scot -free, shake hands with you guys in
your bed, go on about your merry way.
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But if it is at least the size of your
forearms, then I get to fuck you both.
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What do you think, Mom?
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Once you go black, you don't go back.
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You're not worried that it's actually
the size of your forearm, though, is it?
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You're not really worried. I mean, Mom,
that sounds pretty, I mean, come on. I'm
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looking at my forearm.
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I'm looking at my forearm. How easy is
that? Because when it's as big as your
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forearm, then we get to bounce.
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There it is.
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All right, I'll take you up on that bet.
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Okay, so the bet is that if it is, in
fact, the size of your forearm,
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in thickness and in length, then...
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I get to fuck you both.
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If your dick is that big,
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just take it.
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You can fuck us whenever you want.
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My mom will take one for the team.
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All right.
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Okay. All right. But I got to let you
know, it doesn't just start off
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like that. You know what I mean?
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You better not tell your father about
this. We are thinking about getting
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divorced. I mean, why would I tell him?
Look what he's doing. I got you.
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I'll tell you what.
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It doesn't just like initially just
start off like, you know, down here.
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That's why she's here.
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Oh, I thought that's why you were here.
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Mom? Well, you guys are like mother and
daughter, right?
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I'll tell you what. We'll just make this
like a, you know, a family thing.
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Like a family adventure thing.
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You know, we'll just explore and check
things out, you know, together.
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Come on, come on, come on. She's so
ambitious.
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Mom was so excited for you to see a big
black dick. Oh, I can't wait.
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That's so amazing.
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You ready for something that you've
never seen before?
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All right, so... You're right, it's
pretty big.
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I mean, it's not the... Holy shit!
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Oh, my God!
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Let's see if it's... Mom?
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It's not even hard yet.
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It's not even hard.
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It's about the size of her forearm. It's
not even hard yet. I think we should
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get him hard to see if he's the size of
your forearm.
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Yeah, that's great. I really like how
she thinks.
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She doesn't have the mind of her own.
Mom.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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Mom,
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it's huge.
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Have you ever seen anything like this?
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In a toy store once.
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Me too.
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This is definitely the biggest black
one.
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She did see the Asian ones about twice
the size.
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It's like a giant Kit Kat bar.
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It barely fits in my whole mouth.
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I think you should try it since this is
your big black first penis.
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Okay.
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Holy shit, mom.
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Yeah, that's about as far as it's going
in.
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Oh, Lord.
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Like a giant Kit Kat bar, right?
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There we go.
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Why don't we go ahead and share it with
the daughter again?
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There we are.
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Yeah.
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You guys both have beautiful eyes.
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Wow. Oh, my gosh.
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My mom can get more than I can.
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There you go.
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Take it like a champ, Mom.
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Go ahead and sit down.
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There you go.
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Look at you. You're close to it. Tap it
just like that. Oh, that's beautiful.
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Yeah, oh gosh, there's a beautiful Jesus
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Green
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is plenty
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Okay, I'm starting to think that I might
be about there. Might be about at four
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hours status, Mom. Let's take a look.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I think... Uh -oh.
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I think there's going to be some
fucking... Okay, let me see this one
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here.
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Yeah, that looks like buns with the hot
dog in the center right there.
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We did make the bet, Mom.
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Who's going to fucking first?
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I know it ain't going to be me.
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She actually just threw you under the
bus like that.
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She did, didn't she? You're really good
at that. You know you want to do it too.
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Okay. We should make this special since
it's your very first black penis.
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We should. We should spend our time with
this. Your mom's really fucking sexy.
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I'm so glad I can share this experience
with you.
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Wow.
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Jeez.
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You work out?
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No, not really.
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I don't have time for that. No gym?
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No gym.
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Jeez, what do you do? You've got a body
extraordinaire.
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Oh, wow.
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Amazing.
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And the front looks just as good as the
back.
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So what do you think so far, Mom?
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Well, I think I'm still closed.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll tell you what I think.
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I think I'm going to let you get
started.
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You over like this and let her get
started. Go ahead and feed her, Mom,
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you know, inspect.
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some vicious watchdogs you got out
there. Yeah.
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Unfortunately. Damn neighbor dog.
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The black man's already inside the
building.
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I'm so excited.
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I don't know what you do to keep this
body intact, but it's working.
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I run around after her all day.
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Oh yeah.
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So how does mommy like it?
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Mommy never gets sex, so I don't know.
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Say what then? We'll just take it easy?
Yeah.
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Survive?
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Slide you out of this right here.
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Oh, Mom, I'm so excited for you.
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Take
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it
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easy with that thing. I'm used to my
husband's little white penis.
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I cannot believe I'm watching my mom go
black right now.
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This is the proudest day of my life.
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How is it,
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Mom?
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah? So far, so good.
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God, I can't believe how huge that thing
is.
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It's so much bigger than Dad.
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I mean, not that I would know that or
anything.
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I was going to say, you know this how.
I'm assuming so.
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Dad's white.
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Yeah,
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take that big black dick, Mom.
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ever write about this.
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Oh, this is coming for my greedy
daughter. I think you better go fuck her
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minute.
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My turn!
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Hmm.
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What do you mean greedy?
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Now,
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I've never had a penis this big before.
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Oh, I know you haven't. But I love black
guys.
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It's a fantastic thing.
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I love your fat ass.
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Just relax.
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Everything will be just fine.
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Holy crap.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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It's stuffed.
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It's very stuffed.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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Mom, how did you take that?
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I'm supposed to be telling you how to
take a black dick.
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I think you can take it better than I
can, though.
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And you were bragging.
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Mom, this is an abnormally large cock.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, I don't know, Mom. I think she likes
it.
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I know she was saying that she liked it.
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is so much better than white dick.
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I think you should be able to take it
all as much as you talk about it.
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I don't think you're in this
conversation.
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you should taste your
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Delicious. Yeah?
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Come here, Mom.
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I'm going to show a little support.
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That's it.
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That's it. Go ahead and sit right behind
me.
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Oh, she's right down here. Oh, yeah.
Right down here.
250
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That's it.
251
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,840
Yeah. Go ahead and sit back here, Mom.
252
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That's it.
253
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,900
Yeah.
254
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Mm -hmm.
255
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920
There you go.
256
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:21,820
Yeah.
257
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Mm.
258
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,760
What do you think your mom would like?
259
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:52,180
Think she'd like a doggie?
260
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,480
I don't know.
261
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,960
You think you'd like a doggie?
262
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,230
Think I would like to give it a try
263
00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:13,110
Me turning you into black guys. I think
you did a great job.
264
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:14,730
And I think I should get more.
265
00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:16,510
I think I should get some too.
266
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:20,310
Alright.
267
00:26:21,190 --> 00:26:22,230
Don't go too far.
268
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,610
I'm going.
269
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
This is the best way.
270
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:31,000
I think you're right, Mom.
271
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,620
She hasn't gotten adjusted to her sea
legs yet. Oh, shit.
272
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:46,680
Yeah, Mom, I think I'll just take a
watch from now on.
273
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:53,580
Mom, I want you to blast all over your
ass.
274
00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:02,770
I wish you were my best friend.
275
00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:05,290
Well, you never know.
276
00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:11,130
This is like an IMAX theater.
277
00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:21,970
Oh my God, you like
278
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:24,690
fucking my hot ass mom with your big
black dick, don't you?
279
00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,760
It was like the ultimate of watching my
mom.
280
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Fuck you right there.
281
00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:09,450
for you to blast a fat load off.
282
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,200
I think you should go to your room.
283
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,560
What's the cum all over my face?
284
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:31,680
I have some unfinished business.
285
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,920
Told you once you go black, you never go
back.
286
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,520
Jack, I think you should come over here
and fuck me some more.
287
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Oh, yeah.
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