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Something's wrong with me.

It's like a goal.

I thought it started
when my sister died, but...

...now it feels like something bigger.

As a...

Vid.

Or maybe I'm just bored.

Buu.

They send me on a mission,
start it, finish it, and that's it.

My job is to clean.

This week in Malaysia,
who knows where next.

I thought that dedicating myself
to my work, this is the answer.

But I don't focus and I don't feel
happy and I have no purpose.

And without a purpose I am
directionless as a river.

Or like a tree leaf.

Or like a leaf floating on a river.

Which seems more...?

Hey!

Weren't you listening?

Your mind was obviously somewhere else.

Fine, whatever, you're no use to me.

Only if you help me with
facial recognition.

Hi.

Why don't you help me in?

No?

You have your own problems here.

Well, they didn't detail how
to destroy the evidence during the mission.

This will be ugly.

Don't move!

Hey!

Looks like that face
can open a scanner.

Valentina sent you?

This investigation is owned by Group X.

No, just that...

You'll tell me I don't understand, I know.

-We are on the verge...
-You are on the verge of a breakthrough...

and that it will help the world.

No, no, no, no, maybe it will destroy the world.

Valentina doesn't understand what happened here.

Listen, you can blame the government
for starting to investigate.

Now I have to get rid of all this.

You think I like taking orders?

Going from job to job doing
the same thing. All the time.

Does it?

I wouldn't do that.

I always see you with a gun.

I will kill you!

You shoot, they run.

Where are you?

Tell Valentina she's doing
a mistake.

They always have a bad aim.

There is always collateral damage.

Don't you want to say one last thing?

Project Sentry is not what she thinks.

When you start to sleep.

Ah, bullshit.

I'm sure his face will open it.

Okay.

Yes, the mission is...

Give me a sec.

Yes, mission accomplished.

What's next?

Rep. Barnes, as new congressman,
what can you tell us about the hearing?

I am not part of this dismissal committee,

but rumors of corruption are worrying.

They are very disturbing and worrying.

And I think my constituents in
Brooklyn deserve better, so...

We will get to the bottom
of this disturbing matter.

Thank you.

Today, the committee is meeting to examine
the clerk before you.

There are several articles of
indictments against her.

And when we vote in favor...

her dismissal, she will be removed
from office forever.

Say your name for registration.

Valentina Allegra De Fontaine.

Ms. Fontaine.

No, it's De Fontaine.

You forgot De.

Mr. Anderson, for example,
is Secretary of Defense.

Not the Fensa secretary.

Ms. De Fontaine, at this point
you are...

director of
CIA, right?

Yes, right.

And before that you chaired
the Ox Group board of directors?

Yes, although I have completely resigned
from the Ox since I took office.

I only sit on the board as
strategic consultant.

And following this so-called strategic guidance,

The Ox Group owns very
important in our laboratories in...

regulated in foreign countries.

And there are rumors of human experiments.

All as part of an illegal operation
to create his own super persona.

Can I speak now, congressman?

Speak up.

First, I don't have time to consider...

these absurd rumors and gossip.

At the moment, there is a lot of
threats from the nations...

that have technologies that surpass
far beyond our own.

And you will recall that our last
president turned...

into a red monster
angry super human who...

almost destroyed this city.

The Avengers
come to our rescue.

We currently have no heroes we can trust.

And that's why it's up to me now,
on us government officials.

To protect your citizens and that's why...

Mrs. Director.

Everything I did as a responsible,

by both the Ox and the CIA, we have always done
with that objective clearly in mind.

Order, madam director.

I officially reject these
articles of impeachment.

It is a partisan waste of time.

And your hunt will not bear fruit, no matter...

if you go and search even the most
darkest corners of the earth.

So it doesn't matter if this committee
continues to investigate?

Ah, obviously not.

Damn!

You need to get
all of this out of here and fast.

Yeah, by now they've already withdrawn
case studies...

Just get rid of anything or any evidence
that could destroy me or send me to prison.

Avoid going to jail.

Okay, our operations
undercover assets?

Did you tie up the loose ends that were there?

They're all connected, yes, but their heads are on fire.

What?

Want to talk like a normal person?

Okay, an agent blew it up in a lab...

in the middle of a tour.

Never mind.

Have you assigned the new mission to each agent?

That's right, only one has not confirmed.

Where is she?

All like this, it's Bresnik.

They like these greetings.

You cover me, you restrain me...

I should have left it at the door!

Your insubordination will be reported to Dordash headquarters.

Alexei, open the door.

Yelena?

Coming!

Ah!

Protecting you from a boring evening.

Yelena, hi, good.

Hey, Dad.

Sorry to keep you waiting, I was on an important call.

A secret appeal.

How long has it been, ah?

A year?

Wow, yeah, I think it's been a year.

Have you had a lot of work?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I have very, very, very much work to do.

Me too.

So much on my mind, security stuff.

My limo business, you know a lot of important people as a chauffeur.

So, are you feeling satisfied?

Oh, yes, yes, and very, very pleased.

Moving to DC was the right decision.

Isn't this Baltimore?

No, Baltimore starts on the next block.

Why the question?

What made you come today?

I...

I want to talk to you about Valentina.

Okay.

New assignment, you're with the red guard,

Do you need help?

Ah, no, I think I'll resign.

I'd burn this town without hesitation to work with her.

What?

Not feeling very satisfied?

Honey, I lied to you, look at this place, I'm miserable,

give me her number.

I won't give it to you.

Give it to me to call her?

-But why not just... -Alexei, shut up.

Uh, honey. Honey, tell me, what's going on?

Your inner light seems opaque, even for someone from Eastern Europe.

It's just lately I've been
wondering which...

is the point of all this?

The point of working is fame and fortune.

Wealth buys friends
and love, and also...

really cool clothes.

Ok, thanks.

-No offense...
-No, I'm fine.

You want me to tell you when
I felt happiest?

Yeah, tell me.

When I served my nation,
like a hero,

saving civilians in the streets,
being hailed by...

masses, worshipped
as a God.

It's the most noble thing.

Your sister understood
what that was like.

Maybe it's time to
to follow in her footsteps.

Why do you have this picture here?

We were the worst.

They were happy.

I'll fix you something.

Shall I tell you something?

I still consider myself
a dedicated super soldier.

Maybe you could talk nicely about me
to that friend of yours, Valentina.

Okay, Val, I show up for work.

What's my next mission?

Thank you, Miss Velova.

You kept me in suspense.

I need a change after all this.

You think so?

Yes, maybe more public and legal work.

Interesting.

Is Yelena ready to
out of the shadows?

Yeah, I don't like what I do anymore.

It doesn't make me happy.

Okay, you know I love
supporting women.

Just complete your last assignment
for the Ox and we have a deal.

Beaten?

We go.

There's a storage center,
a safe,

in a mountain a kilometer away
and a half kilometers deep.

It contains all the most
confidential Ox Group.

We have received reports that a
rebel agent with...

custom-made attributes
to steal me is going to...

Well, to steal me.

I want you to follow the target
inside and find out...

what exactly he's planning to steal from there.

I will add your
biometrics into the system.

You will have full access.

Once you find out what they're stealing,
you have authorization...

to eliminate the target.

And then, with great pleasure, we can find you
a job for good people.

It's quite simple,
just a small target.

And you're free.

What happens?

I'm not coming after you, what are you doing?

I do, after you.

I didn't come here for you.

Found you.

What are you into?

No one pays any attention to you.

-Get out of my way.
-No!

Oh, no!

Seriously, is she dead?

Oh, no!

No, ah, how are you?

I'm Bob.

And these are Chitauri handcuffs,
recovered from the Battle of New York...

by intervention teams.

They came with the new property.

It reminds us that we have often fallen,
but we always get up.

That we are, yes.

Yes, it's inspiring.

Thank you, congressman.

I'm glad you could make it.

Yes, it's a magnificent fake event, Val.

The Rapid Response Teams Fund.

That's right.

How sweet.

Cute?

You will not sway the vote
to save your own ass.

Okay, you gotta get Mel to come back.

Yes, thank you.

Using the Avengers as propaganda
demonstrates your desperation.

If I thought that, I wouldn't have come.

He's afraid because the investigation
of my office came up clean.

Moon.

It's like someone was in a hurry
to get rid of the evidence.

Or that that person is
incredibly innocent.

Without any proof, this absurd
dismissal will go no further.

Turn around.

-Sure.
-Ah, thank you.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you very much.

What do you say?

-Hi.
-Mel, right?

I imagine it's ancient history for you.

In fact, Kierkegaard says that life only...

is understood looking back.

Very true.

Right?

Actually, I don't know.

But it's convincing.

Although I thought it was up
on individuals to create values.

I know who you are and what you do.

What am I doing?

You want to convince me.

I know you're trying to get me on your side.

Okay, listen.

I...

You say you know who I am.

You know my history, what I was doing.

And you know I didn't choose
who to work for.

But you do.

I don't want Valentina to be late.

What's that?

Garbage or what?

It's my business card.

In case you need help or have any
secret evidence to share.

Okay.

See you.

Who are you?

I'm Bob, I told you.

I'm...

Yes.

Bob.

Okay, I hear your name is Bob.

Who sent you, Bob?

No one.

Why send me?

Did someone send you?

I honestly don't know what's going on.

But you piss me off and finish the job.

Ah, 'cause you see my job
is to keep an eye on you.

So no, I don't want you
to go anywhere else.

You keep an eye on her.

It's a good cover for the one that came...

stealing artifacts from the Ox.

I'm not a thief, she is.

Okay.

Clearly we're all working
for Valentina in...

different types of undercover operations.

Yeah, so what?

That everything in here is secrets from the Ox.

But so do we.

I made some obstacles
that nobody's gonna care about.

Why don't you just speak for yourself?

We are the proof
and this is the grinder.

He wants to finish us.

Your theory is so weak.

Come on, you talk like a know-it-all.

Okay.

Okay, let's look at the facts.

Phantom infamy.

An outcast from S.H.I.E.L.D.

sought by fifteen nations?

Instead, the dead one destroyed
half of Budapest.

Don't talk about her like that.

And you, a former red room assassin...

with blood on his hands.

That's funny coming from the cosplayer
of Captain America.

Just so you know, I was Captain
America officially, okay?

Yeah, about a couple seconds.

Then you publicly murdered
an innocent man on

streets and they're not wrong.

First, define "innocent".

You know what?

I am a decorated war veteran.

I have a beautiful wife and a son.

And the truth is, you are
you're vulgar mercenaries,

ok?

So now it's my duty to arrest you.

We needed a laugh, thank you.

It was tension.

Did everything feel a little tense here?

For a second.

Well, I can't leave without finishing my mission.

Valentina has already assured me
that I will start from scratch...

and I won't miss it.

But this shit
wasn't part of the deal.

So I need to know.

Who let you in?

I don't know, sorry, I forgot.

What a coincidence.

Okay?

I want you to strap yourselves in.

No, I'm already leaving.

Did you hear that?

Health...

And then he said, not my preference.

Congressman Gary.

I have a plan.

Don't do this, Bucky.

The nurse is Ductile.

Ductile?

Yes.

Good to know.

You better text me
like a normal person.

Very good, we're safe.

It's a dead end, look away
from the two cameras.

Hey, control yourself.

No need to hide
in the dark or whatever it is you do.

Control myself.

She doesn't know what Val is capable of.

We need to move soon
and the nurse is undecided.

They have clear proof.

The best option to get
Val out of power is to sway the vote.

So help me with this and let
system do its job.

The system?

The one who rests every day at
four in the afternoon?

We have a very good advantage,
I assure you.

My team starts
putting together a...

detailed package for the next hearing.

Package?

Yeah, Bucky.

Read the info.

Is it time?

I confirm that your guests
have already arrived...

and that level five of the vault
has already been closed.

Excellent.

Excellent, we move on
to the final phase or...?

Fry them.

Sure.

Are you sure?

Well, give me that.

Hey, mission or not, at least
have a little respect.

Yeah, leave her alone.

Wow, let's see.

He doesn't use it anymore?

You want it?

And what is all this?

This is not a shredder.

It's an incinerator.

Two minutes and she's the one
from scratch is Valentina.

No, you have no proof.

It could be anything.

Could be a warning that
coming after me.

Can you feel that?

As suddenly the temperature rose
and this vault heated up.

Yeah, it's an incinerator.

Why do I have to burn to death?

And how would you rather die, Bob?

-Okay, little ghost
-Ava.

Whatever you call yourself, it's equal.

We have to get you through the wall
to open the door.

He already tried to cross it.

I know he tried, but it's...

the sound barrier, we have to turn it off.

If they put it in just for her,

its energy source
is independent.

Then we have to look for it.

What exactly are we looking for?

You and your stupid questions, Bob.

I think I found it.

Move!

Okay, I know how to disable it.

With permission!

That works too.

You run to do the right thing.

Do you think he'll be back?

The bitch ran away.

What?

No!

Are you okay?

Yes, very good.

Hey!

I thought you were never coming back, thank you.

I had to...

Someone disconnected the elevator.

What a beautiful night.

I'm happy to be here with you.

Okay, now that that went badly,
just tell me, what?

Ah, is that...

your guests.

Somehow they avoided
the welcome gift.

Go, die.

And maybe, maybe it's possible that maybe...

to unite against you.

Mel, they're complete
losers.

I am an antisocial tragedy in
in human form, I'll tell you one thing:

I can't think of a worse group of
people working together, imagine.

I know.

Except...

What?

I'm...

working together.

Dear God...

Who's that over there?

I have no idea.

I want you to identify the unknown.

Find out how the hell
this piece of idiot...

snuck into my supposed
impenetrable fortress.

Got it.

And find Holt and give him
the coordinates of the location.

I want a strike team
on the move immediately.

Let's end this now.

Okay.

I'll call him.

Holt, it's Mel.

Shall I give you the coordinates?

40.2...

We all have a reason
to be here but him.

Hey, Bobby.

Stop mumbling
and talk to us.

-Shit.
-No, Walker.

I need to know how you got in,
so stop playing games and tell me.

I swear I don't know.

When I woke up, I was already here.

In a moment they were taking
blood...

for a medical study and
the next I woke up here,

in my pajamas, I have no idea
what happened.

Okay, show me where you woke up.

There.

Where everything is on fire.

You say what suits you best.

Walker, relax.

And you remember nothing?

They covered your head,
needles in your neck?

No.

Did they strangle you, hit you?

No.

I think he's just a civilian.

If he's a civilian, he knows too much,

if he's an agent, he's useless.

I say throw him in the fire.

I'm sorry, were you seriously
Captain America?

Why are you laughing?

Is that you are, you're an idiot.

This one.

I thought it was funny, just look at you.

Hey, wow, ok, ok, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, ready

you had your little ego contest,
had a lot of fun,

you go there.

Bob, come with me.

Come on, did he hurt you?

No, I'm fine, fine.

I don't think you're that good.

It just so happens
we just met,

that's me.

Oh, are you one of those who talks to yourself?

Yes.

Emotional aggression.

The point is, he insulted me so much
I didn't want to...

Ah, I hear you, he's an idiot, but you have to...

to work together
to get out of here, so...

It would be best
you leave without me.

No, you die if you stay.

Yeah, anyway,
I guess, I guess...

Everyone will be better off if they leave
and let me stay.

Okay, hey, I hear you,
we all feel...

horrible sometimes, and the loneliness
you feel...

I felt it, and that darkness
e...

too tempting
and you feel something strange inside,

almost as if it existed...

One goal.

Yes, a goal.

And what are you doing about it?

You shove it up his ass,
you gotta push it up your ass.

I like it, good advice, really?

You're welcome.

If you're done with therapy,
I found a way out.

Hey, we're alone, all of us.

We must stick together
till we reach the surface...

and when we go out, if you want to fight...

supersoldier and let him
kill you, that's your business, okay?

Okay.

Yes.

If a resolution is not reached
for dismissal...

Stupid packages.

Blah, blah, blah, boring.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Mel.

Mel, hi.

Is that you?

Evident.

I know you're new to DC, so
I thought we could network.

Networking?

Tell me, how do you feel
with your new job?

I feel good, I love him.

It's not ancient history,
I was in high school when...

the aliens have come
and the Avengers.

High school?

I was 90.

Strange that it's over,
isn't it?

Eventually, the Avengers left.

I don't think anyone will save us.

I believe we can save them.

I'm just asking you to testify against him.

Bucky, you have no idea what my boss is like.

We can protect you.

Really?

Can you?

And this coming from the congressman
freshman who has...

laws to pass
or the winter soldier?

Mel, please.

Tell me what you know.

You know to track my cell phone, right?

Yeah, I can do that, but
I left that life behind.

Okay, thank you, congressman.

Have a nice evening.

So nobody can fly?

We hit, shoot and done.

Okay, relax, I'll handle this.

I want you to jump again.

We are too low.

Okay, why don't you try...

...to climb through the wall and...

throw a rope to climb up?

-Da.
-This?

Wait, first of all, somebody who's not
not you has to ask me that.

And second, I need to know
where I'm going because I haven't

never lasted more than a minute.

If I got lost in the concrete, I'd get crushed.

Do you understand?

Just a minute?

You better not comment.

I've had enough, we're terrible.

I have an idea.

Right, left, right.

Which one of you is wet?

He sweated a lot, sorry.

Does anyone have really hard buttocks?

It's not my buttocks, it's my suit.

Well, what uncomfortable costume?

Oh, sorry for the inconvenience.

I've spent my whole life in...

laboratories connected to machines...

...to create this physical cage that prevents...

my material body
suddenly disintegrate.

Yes, I apologize for that.

Don't start with the story game
more tragic, because I win.

Here you have a little girl assassin in bondage.

I say you were just a kid.

Ah?

So what I did was x?

I'm just saying
it was never your fault.

Thanks, I feel much better.

Shut up!

Okay, okay.

Ready.

Right, press.

Oh dear, where did you get that exclamation?

Please don't surprise me.

It is the unknown, it is...

Project Sentry?

No, everyone who was in that
project is already dead, Mel.

That's why we are
in this shit problem.

Yeah, but look, it's here.

Robert Reynolds has entered
pre-test program in Malaysia.

And he had a very hard life before that.

One of the test subjects.

How did it get in my safe?

He was supposed to be dead.

You sent him there with
the rest of the evidence.

If he survived the procedure, it means...

Yeah, maybe it worked for him.

Wow, cool.

Crazy, he never got to see the floor!

Can we not talk about
how high up we are...

because the heights make me dizzy.

I think I saw a door.

There it is.

Okay.

Did I see it?

Okay.

Right there.

What now?

Ah, I think one of us.

He has to get in.

First.

And the other three will go down?

Damn.

Sorry.

No, I don't think that was a good plan.

You and your plans, Bobby?

Just make these things difficult.

Ouch, my boots are slipping.

I don't think I can last much longer.

I know.

Give me your cane.

I'll catch up.

What?

Did you hear that?

Of course not.

You just want to leave us.

Okay.

Let's just spin and then
I'll pull you in.

I don't think we can do a full rotation.

Someone has to go up first.

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.

What?

Feel like going to the bathroom?

If you want to stop a sneeze, you have
always confuse the brain.

That's why I call pumpkin.

Okay.

Ah, I have to sneeze, but if I sneeze
I'll lose all my balance.

This is crazy.

I can get you all out of here.

I just have to go first.

No, no, no.

I don't like your choice.

Oh, no.

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.

Ah, nonsense.

Give me that cane.

No!

Selfish asshole.

You'd better be thankful I saved you.

I made a tactical decision
that secured my own...

integrity and yours.

You could at least thank me, but...

Can you, Bobby?

It wouldn't hurt to go to the gym
once in a while.

-John
-What?

You take care of him.

Yeah, I told you I'd take care of him.

-John.
-What?

Olivia, what?

Pay attention.

I take care of him, he's fine.

You don't let your phone out of your hand.

If you don't like the way I take care of him,
then do it yourself, okay?

Don't panic.

That's good.

Ready.

Walker.

Are you disconnected or what?

I'm fine.

Okay, let's get outta here.

Okay, we need to come up with a plan.

That's what we will do.

Oh, you're the boss, never.

I'm the only one
who will get you out of here.

I think I'd rather surrender
rather than go with you.

Oh, yeah?

Then save yourself as best you can.

Why would we put you in charge?

You almost got us all killed in that tunnel.

Well, I'll tell you.

I've been in the trenches
in every country in...

war on this planet,
we saved who knows...

how many hostages and shook hands
with two of our presidents.

What now?

Ah, football champion.

Many, many, many
times in high school.

Oh, wow.

When I was five, I joined a team
soccer team,

Thunderbolts of the West
Chesapeake Valley...

sponsored by Shane Tire.

I won zero matches and one day a girl,

Mindy, she took a shit in center field.

Does anyone else have an absurd story
from your childhood to tell?

I grew up in a laboratory.

I was working disguised as a chicken
and getting high.

It was a summer job.

Sure, okay.

I have a plan.

Let's cause an explosion
to force them in.

No, no, no.

Too many variables with an explosion.

They activate their night vision.

You stop the first
wave, but before...

wait for me to light
the light to blind them all.

Why should I wait for you?

It'll only work if you wait for me.

What a bad plan.

Ava is looking for a getaway vehicle.

How can I help?

You stand behind me, Bob.

We have to do it.

How is everything going?

We are ready.

We've covered all the angles.

They can't get out.

The team is ready to go in.

Follow a non-lethal attack protocol.

Non-lethal?

Nobody told me it wouldn't be lethal.

I'm telling you now, Holt.

Meaning?

I was only focused on
planning a lethal offensive.

Then change the plan.

Okay, there's a person inside
that I don't want to hurt.

Strike team four, move in now.

Non-lethal force.

In a minute we light them up again.

Okay.

Can I get a gun or something?

No, I guess not.

But we're gonna have
we have to go out fighting,

right?

I will fight and cover you too.

The clinical trial was going
become better...

and that's why I feel I can help.

You said you don't remember anything they did to you.

No, they didn't tell me.

They just told me it was for people who...

would like to change many things in their lives for the better.

You can trust me, Bob.

Are you sure?

No, not really.

Yes, I have always suffered from these episodes since I was a child.

I'm cheerful and then depressed and then my memory fades.

But now I feel that maybe...

I don't know, something bad happened or I did something really bad.

Everyone here has done something wrong.

I think that was another kind of...

Ah.

Lights!

No.

Why didn't they light up?

You have to reconnect the power to blind the agents, otherwise...

Yeah, I know all that, Bob.

That was your plan.

You're not helping, Bob!

Give it to me!

Follow me.

I hate to say this, but I think Walter now really...

His name's Walker, Bob.

Turn on the lights, Yelena.

I have to do everything myself.

I will repeat.

Tango Fox Prot Lima, request report.

Perfect reports have been understood.

Next team, enter now!

Where is it?

He left us.

Save yourselves how you can, right?

Come here.

Get down!

I can help!

Get behind me!

Calm down!

Here!

I warned you!

But I can help you!

-Back.
-Wet...

-Take that!
-Yeah.

How do I use it?

Aim and shoot!

Me what?

Sorry!

Bob!

Aim higher!

You did super well!

But not me.

Hold your fire!

Stop!

It's me...

John, stop shooting!

Where were you?

You too!

The explosion burned the cables.

I told you, too many variables.

I already knew.

And then you didn't wait for me.

I waited for you!

-And then...
-What's going on out there?

Do we have to use lethal force?

Okay.

Ready.

We got about 60 seconds
before they mobilize.

If Mrs. Ghost did what I told her
asked her to do,

maybe we can get out
out of here alive.

I don't want you to carry me anymore.

Shut up, Bob.

Remember you're hurt.

We need a truck.

Where's Ava?

He left.

She's clearly left us.

What do we do now?

Hey!

Get in!

You gonna be okay back here?

Yes.

Yeah?

-All good.
-Okay.

That's the second time you've been back.

It was the only way out, okay?

That's why I did it.

That's not true.

Wait, let me do the talking, okay?

Don't overdo it.

Okay, Small.

Identify yourselves, soldiers!

We are part of the medical team.

We've got wounded to get to the hospital.

The infirmary is on the north side.

No, the infirmary is not enough.

We need to get off the base.

No one leaves the facility
until the mission is completed.

The order is not to deviate from protocol.

You need to identify yourself.

No.

Wow!

You convinced them.

Take your helmets off and identify yourselves.

Now, soldiers.

You mess with the person
wrong person.

Hey, I'm here!

Forward!

It's already helping.

Open fire!

Stop it!

I want him on the ground!

Pull!

-What do you think you're doing?
-I do it for safety.

Cease fire, cease fire!

Cease fire!

Okay, we gotta go.

React, that's why he did it.

He's up!

He says it's that way.

Come on, you gotta reconnect me
to the satellites.

I need to know exactly where he's going
and I need it now.

In fact, I think it's coming our way.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What does it do?

No!

My knees.

I command Uber.

I don't understand anything.

Okay, what was that?

That was her.

She did this to him.

Turned it into a Tomahawk cruise missile.

And he was right, he wants to see us
dead.

Experimenting
on someone is inhumane.

All for nothing.

No, because he has what he wants.

And he's going to use it.

What is this?

The power of 1,000 suns
exploding.

The golden guardian of good.

What a little name.

Wow!

Sentry.

I like the costume, it's attractive.

Do you know anything about it?

I've heard some rumors that Oxy is going
to be a very, very important discovery.

Whatever it was, it was too extreme.

Test subjects were dying.

The government stuck its nose in,
Val shut everything down...

and sent me to clean up.

Let's try to get home without Val
killing us.

We'll have to move.

Is anyone hungry?

We found Tunas.

Let's see how they are.

By the way, the woman
vault that...

Did you know her?

Actually, yes.

Her life was hard.

He killed a lot of people
and then it was his turn.

The same thing will happen to us.

Life sucks.

Yes, but...

What other life can we have?

Says the man who has a
perfect, nice family waiting for him at home.

Yeah, yeah.

How do you do that?

Well...

You have to work hard every day.

And don't give up.

Very nice.

Dr. Phil, that was touching.

That show doesn't even exist anymore.

Yes, I look at it.

No, it was canceled a few years ago.

It was a good show while
it lasted, but it's gone.

Maybe see it on YouTube or something,
cause it's not on cable anymore.

Val, it doesn't look good at all.

Seven news journals have already reported the explosion.

One has already tied the safe to the Ox.

And I have fifteen messages from members
of the room who were on your side.

I know I don't say it often, but...

you know how impressed I am
that in circumstances like...

you can make me
a nice cup of coffee.

You are doing a very good job.

Thank you.

Okay, time to improvise.

I need another team of scientists
and I want them there when we get there.

In DC?

No, the New Place.

But we abandoned it without renovating it
when we canceled the project.

Exactly, we've officially abolished it.

What do you know about Yelena and the others?

Nothing.

Take them out, Mel.

I'm the latest piece of evidence.

Okay.

Let me know when the baby arrives
our packed baby in New York.

These birds fly very high.

I'm doing recon at
1200 meters, I doubt I know what I'm doing.

In a while they'll be five
or ten clicks away.

Yeah, Walker, you're a soldier,
we already know that.

Five or ten clicks sideways.

There.

And a...

What?

I don't remember.

Oh, no.

This...

is coming towards us.

And who is this?

There is nobody.

It's nothing.

Somebody kill me.

Yelena!

I'm your daddy!

Stay out of the safe!

Valentina wants to burn you alive!

Seriously!

I cheated a little to pick up
Ms. De Fontaine from her fancy event.

It was for networking,
but as soon as I heard...

that he mentioned the coordinates
of the safe, I came back...

after the tactical beast at home and
then drove straight here.

This country is so huge.

Did you drive through Oklahoma?

It's so flat.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, don't drink
from the glass on the floor.

Alexei, did you sleep already?

I'll sleep when I die.

I wish I didn't die today.

How about someone else driving?

Mr. Walker, the second
version of Captain America.

You and I have a lot in common, actually...

and I was state-sponsored as a super soldier in Russia.

But also very different, because Walker at least...

knows what he's doing.

And ghost.

Ah, you're a magician.

You, you disappear, then reappear.

Hey, when he reappears, did he ever show up...

a breast on the buttocks?

Ah, the best in such cases is to ignore it totally and completely.

I'm impressed by friends who come with you.

We're not friends, Alexei.

We're just delinquents nobody wants.

Either way, your inner light is shining, Yelena.

I know what they are.

They are a team of daring anti-heroes.

Sure, tough Thunderbolts.

What?

-Yelena...
-Go, why?

You named them after your soccer club?

Don't do this to me, I don't deserve this.

West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts, sponsored by...

Dimitri, lighting and elite industrial electronics.

They have never won a game.

But Yelena was having a lot of fun, once a...

the girl shit herself during the game,

but good.

I fought with the referee, who was not...

We were sponsored by Shea's tire store.

Shea?

Yes.

How do you know it's Shea?

It was him, he sponsored us.

Never had enough money?

Yes, it was him.

No, Shea, what a stupid joke.

Hey, you need some sleep, Dad.

Hey, why don't you tell me about that...

Bob you mentioned, what's the plan?

Where will I take you?

It's not what you think, we have to escape and then hide.

Yes, it's more practical if we split up.

There's an air base not far from here.

We can disappear from there.

Let's split up!

No, no, no!

Maybe you don't see what I see,

but with my years of experience here...

A couple hundred?

It could become a great team that should rise to glory.

A team that can appear and glow in the dark.

A team of heroes.

Among those who kiss cereal in the morning.

With one of those toys.

No, no, this is not a marketing opportunity, okay?

Valentina is hunting us and we can't win.

Do you understand?

Yes, I understand, you don't.

You're saying Valentina
wants to use the power...

of this strange project
to dominate and kill us?

Exactly.

And that's why you have
you and your team.

A caravan approaches
and it's coming real fast, step on it.

Got it!

If you turbo, that's for today.

Yeah, yeah, give me a minute.

All right, I got it.

Wait, wait.

Alexei!

Alexei!

Don't worry, nothing is happening,

it's bulletproof, right?

Activating defense maneuvers.

It annoys us.

I think there's a button
that should work.

Answer.

Nothing here works?

Shield up!

It wasn't bulletproof!

Yes, completely!

You're incompetent!

There are many who criticize, but don't help!

Time to open the beverage service!

Come on, ghost, give me something to scratch!

I don't think it will be appreciated!

Vodka, vodka, alcohol!

Tell me it's not true.

Now is not the time!

Drunkard!

No, no, no!

Lightning Bandit!

Okay, I'll be right back.

I hope.

Yelena, what are you doing?

There's nothing you can do!

What?

And Bucky!

Winter Soldier.

Best soldier I ever saw!

Yes!

Me too!

Ne...

Why did he call for an emergency session
of the impeachment committee?

I just want to say that I received information from...

a reliable source and I will
present new evidence.

And the evidence is solid.

The dismissal was the appetizer.

This will give him a warm cell...

in a federal prison
Ms. Fontaine.

I've been notified that the impeachment committee
is meeting tonight.

It's serious, Val.

Lab running at 100%?

Yeah, but the rest is 70% complete.

Come on, Mel, we're gonna make it.

Welcome to the watchtower.

Val, something really bad happened in Malaysia.

You read his file?

Delusions of grandeur, depression.

Is that someone so unhinged,
amplified by the treatment.

They only had test subjects.

In those labs, none
none of them should have survived.

Do I look maternal like this?

Very maternal.

Hi.

Tell me, how are you feeling, Robert?

Are you comfortable?

Yes.

My name is Valentina
Allegra De Fontaine.

Uh, no, no, no, no, you tried
to kill me, didn't you?

Let me explain.

Will you let me do it?

Yes.

You volunteered to be part of a study
which was, and it was explained to you like this,

at the forefront
of human improvement.

But not everyone could resist all
grandeur I had in my mind.

What happened to Yelena?

Yelena?

Ah, the people who were with you
are not honest or good...

they're criminals, bastards in fact.

No, no, they saved me.

Robert, why don't you forget about them
let's focus on you,

and how perfect you are.

Perfect, right?

You always saw yourself
as a victim,

but you got over it eventually.

You traveled to Malaysia, you were feeling
lost and looking for something,

and you met me.

Who, who told you all this?

I know your whole life,
I know about the disease...

your mom's mental,
I know about your addictions,

your juvenile record.

Furthermore, I know all about
the days when your father...

Ready!

No, no, I never said
that you could know that.

Robert, I know everything
there is to know about you,

and yet I want you
to be my hero.

Isn't that what you want?

Finally being accepted,
to finally be recognized.

Nobody realizes it, but I do.

And I think maybe it was your past
that made you so perfect.

Would you excuse me a moment?

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I know I'll control it.

Okay.

Okay?

I want the press here,
in the morning.

I want to show the world the work I have done.

Val...

If a man like Steve Rogers
you give the serum, he becomes Captain America.

But with a man so unstable, frankly,

who knows what he might have done to her?

That's why I included the safeguards,
like the emergency switch.

Yeah, but I threw it out
along with everything else.

Then it needs to be reassembled.

I couldn't care less
who he was before.

I'm interested in what it can turn into.

Bring the press here.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Just when
I'd gotten my team together.

Mr. soldier, you're doing
a terrible mistake.

Save it for the committee.

What committee?

It will be evidence in
the dismissal against Valentina.

We don't work for Valentina anymore,
because she tried to fry us.

And ordered us to destroy all her secrets.

He sent us to kill each other
in the vault.

But I met Bob.

Yeah, Bob.

There was a man in the vault.

She did something strange to him.

It's called Project Sentry.

I saw it rocket into the sky.

That's where it exploded.

And then crashed into a mountain.

And there he died, but he didn't die...

Yes, I understand.

It's very, very scary.

-What rude.
-Ok.

Congressman Barnes.

Wait, Walker.

Why all this formality?

You already know me, Bucky.

Don't be an idiot and listen
what we say.

Of course I know you, John.

And you made your choices.

It's been hard since Olivia left
and took your son.

But ultimately, it's your fault.

Bucky, there won't be any committee left.

There may not even be a government left.

She has in her possession a...

Threat.

Yes, I understand.

His name is Bob or Sentry and he flies.

No?

And they are the heroes who will face her
Val to save the day.

Do you want me to believe that?

We planned to go after her together.

We're just trying to get home alive and that's it.

You'd be ashamed to say that.

I know, that's what I was telling them.

Shut up.

The plane lands in six minutes.

Hello?

Bucky, help me.

Yeah?

Yeah, what happened?

Val has lost his mind.

Listen, Project Sentry isn't just
a failure, it's very dangerous.

Project Sentry?

Yes, several times.

When?

She has a lot of power in her hands.

And this man is just
a potential disaster.

-Are you talking about...?
-Bob.

Bob?

Bob!

We're in the former
Avengers tower.

The press will be here tomorrow
morning.

Someone has to do something.

Sorry, I gotta get back,
but come as soon as you can.

Bring anyone.

Everyone you can.

Bob.

Bob.

I told you.

Oh, God.

This is bad, Bucky.

What are you doing?

I release them.

They will come with me.

Why?

To glory.

Well, I know Valentina.

And now he has that power.

I don't want her to hurt others,
so I'm gonna stop her.

And you will help me.

What?

Us?

Yes, or are you busy?

Bucky, we're the worst.

I've been where you are.

You can run, but the past
never goes away.

Sooner or later it will catch up with you.

And when it does, it's too late.

Either do something to change now.

Or live with it forever.

Let's stop Val and save Bob.

Come on.

Going?

Yeah, what does it matter?

Yes!

Yes!

How did you think
this job was gonna be?

I don't know.

I hope I did something good.

Okay.

Good girl.

Good job.

Want to be good and done?

Or do you want to be a person
who can change the world?

Both of them, not...

maybe?

I thought you wanted to change
the world for the better.

Mel, the desire for justice without power
is just an opinion.

Look, you've been taught to believe that there's always
good people and bad people.

But over the years you come to understand,

that there are bad people and people
worse than those.

And that's all.

Let me know when you wake up to reality.

I don't know.

No, relax.

What if you do it again?

Yes.

Just concentrate.

I have great confidence in you.

Did I really?

You can do whatever you want.

People think they know you.

I think you're just Bob.

Poor Bob!

You know I'm the only one who recognizes
the true potential in you, Robert.

And it has no limits.

Ready for the next lesson?

And I also have mini
Widow Bites, what do you think?

Yes, I remember very well.

I have this Gloxita.

45.

Long pipe.

Wow.

Privacy.

It's big and it's long.

Yes, but it's because...

well, yeah, I think it's a little long.

And there's your hat, right?

You're barking.

Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah, whatever you want to say.

It looks cool.

Do you like it?

Do you like the hat?

Yes, I feel I do.

Impressive.

Enough of that.

What kind of super serum did you drop?

I don't know, the normal one?

The Hydra?

Hydra?

Very refined.

Mine was a Soviet knockoff,
but it's still useful.

We're the same, you and me.

We are different, but also the same.

We can share the leadership.

Different.

If you get tired, I'll drive.

I never get tired.

No, I meant it metaphorically.

I don't even like driving.

How much longer?

Yes, we have a little bit left.

Yes, very close.

Okay.

All right, soldier, what
is gonna be our plan?

The plan?

Yes.

Stop them!

Get them!

I love this!

Coming through on your right!

They are crazy!

I just painted the walls.

I left the door open.

I can get in.

It's not crazy to think of all...

the monumental battles that took place
right where they are now.

Well, I'm not interested.

The building didn't come cheap,
but it has a great view.

This ends today, Valentina.

That's how far you've come.

Congressman Barnes.

Wow, to be honest, I didn't see
much future in your political career, but...

not even halfway through a term?

How ugly!

Better surrender, Val.

I think not.

Very hacked attempt by Captain America.

Walker!

Good to see you, Ava.

Yelena?

What are these?

You think you're ready for the job
that you've asked me so much?

Fuck you, Valentina.

Where's Bob?

Look at you.

Seriously, you're all adorable.

Who would have thought that I sent you to the vault...

kill each other and instead of...

that you decided to form a team?

And this Santa burger?

I am Alexei Shostakov.

The Red Guardian.

What?

Where's Mel?

Mel?

Ah, Mel, yeah.

Mel had some
loyalty issues, but...

I feel so grateful
that he stayed...

enough to draw you here.

I didn't come alone.

Robert?

Didn't you look like that?

Is that Bob?

They must have bathed him.

It's a real honor
to introduce Sentry.

Skinny.

Wow, cool name.

Almighty, invincible,
stronger than all...

Avengers United.

And you will soon know him as the hero
the most powerful hero there is.

Hey, did you bleach it?

Yes, it was his idea...

Yes, it was my idea.

People love classic heroes.

Okay, I ask, what's the plan?

You don't realize it yet, Bucky, damn it.

At least beauty helps.

You won't hurt anyone else.

Oh, no.

No, it was never my goal.

Except you.

You see, at the moment
the press is coming this way.

And you will witness the amazing power...

of Sentry, who will
subdue a savage...

group of rebel agents.

Starting a new era in which...

I decide how to keep
the American people.

Without answering to anyone.

They will never dismiss me.

This...

will never happen.

Sentry, your first mission is
to get rid of these killers.

Hey, I mean you no harm.

Why not surrender without a fight?

I know you don't want to do this, Bobby.

You can call me Sentry.

Think, don't do it, you don't have to
do what she says.

Robert, they think you're not capable.

That's not true.

Remember?

Trust me, I know you.

I don't think so, Yelena.

I've had enough of this!

Nobody messes with the pride
of the Chesapeake Valley!

Thunderbolts!

Thunderbolts?

No, no, no!

Hey!

Alexei, no!

No, Bob!

I'm so glad you were able to see
demonstration before...

...immediate withdrawal.

The cameramen get ready.

Finish the job, Robert.

Finish the job?

No.

Sorry?

He's not threatening me, so...

Why do I have to kill them?

You have to do what
I tell you, Robert.

Why?

Why?

Okay, we need another plan.

No, it would be useless.

That thing...

...is very...

-...strong.
-You must...

...to regroup and think.

There must be a way to stop it.

We will not regroup,
we're not even a team.

Yes, we are a team!

We are Thunderbolts!

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's about a children's...

We need to find a refuge and talk.

Discuss what?

Let's regroup and
let's get back in!

And he turned my shield into a taco!

Damn!

Shut up!

There is no...

...us. Nothing here unites us.

Bob turned into that thing...

...and there's nothing any of us
any of you can do.

And what exactly did you do?

If I'm not mistaken, you were beaten
a lot worse than me.

Yes, yes!

I'm terrible!

I'm terrible!

We all are!

Ava, you're not a hero, you're not even
you're not a good person.

You bastard.

See?

Relax.

Alexei, don't call me Rumnishka!

You left and I never heard from you
for a whole year.

Hey, don't be so cruel to him.

Ah, you're empathizing now?

Now it's my turn.

No, you already know you're scum, Walker.

Even your family left you.

How cruel.

We're all losers.

And we lost.

Yelena!

I want it to be more like a collaboration.

The hair thing, for example.

Maybe my opinion should have mattered more.

Don't let those idiots make you doubt.

You look good, blondie.

Are you sure?

Because at first I thought I liked it,
but I'm not sure anymore.

Leave that alone, okay?

It's not just about hair.

But you're still talking about the same thing.

I'm talking about everything!

About my costume, my name, my missions.

Plus...

Why...

Why a god...

...would follow anyone else's orders?

I think your idea of what a
god doesn't seem to be clear.

No, no, no.

Because you said he was all-powerful,
invincible and stronger than all...

a team of avengers that includes
at least one God. Or does it?

But I'm beginning to think that maybe...

...you don't know what they are, do you?

No, I just know it's gonna get complicated.

Or what I'm capable of.

I'd better teach you.

This is so annoying.

You wanted to betray me too?

Just like everyone else.

Don't think I'm afraid of you, Robert.

It's not Robert
you should be afraid of.

What?

Smart girl.

You're back.

Come, help me.

I want a raise.

Good, very good.

Have them pick up the body.

And tell Holt he can use the force
lethal force with those Losers.

Yelena!

Tiny.

Leave me alone.

No, of course not.

Well, then follow me forever.

I will, because that's what
a family.

You don't care about me, shut up.

Or else you would have called me.

And you never called me.

I lost my sister again.

But forever.

And you're gone.

My beautiful little one, forgive me.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm not good at it.

I didn't think you wanted to see me.

Of course.

Now I know.

A bit late, but...

Now you have me here.

I don't feel so lonely.

I have nothing else in my life.

I'm just sitting at home, looking at my phone,

thinking about the things
horrible things I've done...

before, and then I go to work, and then...

I drink, and then I go home
where there's nobody.

And I sit there thinking about things...

horrible things I've done over and over again,

and it drives me crazy.

We all have things
to regret.

Yes, but I have too many.

My first test in the red room.

Anya was just a little girl, she was so little.

Just like you.

I know.

I know it was a dark time.

Much, much darkness, but...

But first...

You were so sweet and special as a child.

Have you been told that?

If you walk into a room, you fill it with light.

You were such a cheerful child.

I forgot how it feels.

You were so pretty.

Do you remember why you were goalkeeper for your team
horrible soccer team?

Why?

So I shouldn't have run so much?

No, or partly yes, but you told me...

I want to be the person that everyone
that everyone trusts if they make a mistake.

That Lena is still inside you.

I can still see her there.

Not me.

You're stuck, you're lonely,
all you focus on is the bad.

When I'm with you,
I don't see your faults.

That's why we need each other.

Okay, that felt good.

-Val.
-Yeah?

Penthouse cleaners say
there's no body in there.

What?

I don't know what I see,

but it's not good.

Don't you get tired of fighting?

Let me help you.

Holt?

See this?

This is...

Oh, no!

Let me go!

In the building, run!

Move aside!

You're safe, little one.

Everyone knows the truth.

I can't escape the void.

I think Bob has a side
dark side with superpowers.

The streets must be cleared.

You heard!

Clear the streets!

-Run!
-This way, follow us.

-In the building!
-I want everybody inside. Get inside!

Come this way, to the left!

Hold on tight!

-Yelena!
-In the building.

-Run.
-Everybody needs to get inside.

Yelena, what are you doing?

It's like you said.

We are alone.

All of them.

No!

Yelena!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no!

-No, no, no, no, no!
-Help me.

We have to take him.

Bob?

No.

No.

No, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Bob!

Bob!

We don't have time for this!

Stop!

Yelena!

That way!

Stretch them out.

There you are.

I'll go look for her.

And then what?

If he did that, it was for a reason.

And if she's dead, so what?

What?

What if he can't come back?

But what if it's not?

We can't know.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait, I think Ava's right.

When I was in the vault,
I think I had a vision.

I've been elsewhere, I can't
explain, but...

Tell us what you saw.

That's enough, Bob.

I said enough.

Yelena?

Hi.

How are you?

I just want to talk, okay?

About what?

Everything we talked about
in the vault.

Hey!

What are you doing?

No big deal, just looking
New York...

disappearing behind a huge
labyrinth of...

interconnected shame.

Have you ever seen anything so
strange in your life?

No, I don't know what
I'm supposed to say.

Say you'll stop.

It's not me, Bob.

Is, is, is this.

It's the goal.

Sometimes I have good days,

when I really feel invincible.

But I have bad days,
many days, when...

I know very well that nothing,

nothing matters, and so...

So you're just gonna sit here
and let it dominate you?

And you think it's worth fighting?

At least this room is comfortable.

The others are much worse.

It's quiet and calm.

What did you say?

Do not be disrespectful in my house?

Don't mind him, it'll be over.

We're almost there.

Say it again!

Say it again, Annie!

No, I shouldn't have said that.
Uh, sorry. Sorry.

Don't touch it.

The little man rebels.

Bob, shut up.

Mom, no.

Our son, the hero.

Look at you.

-Bob, sit down
-What are you gonna do?

You're a hero, Bobby!

I need you to sit down.

You're making things worse.

You always make everything worse.

Sorry.

No, it's fine.

What I told you in the vault
was wrong, Bob.

You can't keep that inside.

You can't bear the pain alone.

No one can.

We gotta let her go,
we need to spend time together.

And even if it doesn't mean
that the void will go away now,

I promise you
it will feel easier.

How do you know?

Because I've already experienced exactly how you feel.

And we can find a way out together.

Can you try to come with me?

Okay.

Attention!

Who does that, Bob?

I think it's me.

Just try to get used to it, okay?

Death does not exist here.

You'll just feel more pain.

Fucking pillow!

Lena.

They came after us.

Are you who have seen it okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I have a great past,
I'm super fine.

This place is really horrible.

But we are together.

That's what counts.

Hey, thanks.

Really?

It's nothing.

We are electronic Thunderbolts
Shane's elite.

This isn't Shane.

Okay, okay.

Does anyone know how to get out of here?

Well, from what I've seen, there's only
infinite rooms.

You told me this was the most
quiet room and the others are much worse,

right?

Yes.

Then take us to the worst one.

Where do you think you're going, Robert?

Nice guy.

This is the strangest mission
I've ever been on!

Yes!

Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready!

Coming!

Bonds Alfredo

Oh, no!

If you hit me with your mark
one more time...

I was high!

This way!

Get out, get out!

Now!

I've been here before.

This is where it started.

We were wandering through Southeast Asia.

I was looking for something new in my life or
at least more drugs.

I met someone who approached
to tell me about a...

A clinical trial.

An experimental drug that
would make me stronger.

It seemed like a miracle.

I would finally show everyone
that there was more in me.

That I am someone...

Whatever.

And look what you've freed.

The most shameful thing in this...

is that you thought
you would be something more than...

A nobody.

We're leaving now.

No.

Stop!

Just...

Let them go.

Wait.

Do you really think they care about you?

He doesn't care about you...

anyone.

It's not true!

No!

Don't hurt her.

Robert, the hero.

I'm stronger than you.

We need to see that.

Get up, Bobby!

Did you think you were gonna become
a great man?

A savior?

You can't even save yourself.

You and I will always be...

alone.

Bob!

This is not good.

Bob, leave him alone!

That's what he wants!

Bob!

Big hug!

It will always be you and me.

I'm here.

You're never alone again.

You can do it.

You did good, Bob.

Thanks, Walker.

What are you talking about?

What happened here?

Sorry, I'm feeling a little,
a little confused.

Really?

Are you okay?

Yes.

I feel really good.

Yes!

I need an extraction
immediately!

What?

No!

No backup!

I need help!

I'm gonna kill that chick.

Hey, no, no, no, no.

Wait, wait.

What will happen when
I get my memory back?

Okay, go.

Ah, and me?

Yes.

From now on we'll stick together.

Ah, ready.

She needs to be arrested,
don't kill her.

Is that what you want?

Okay, maybe if we arrest her...

...break some bones.

I really want to kill her.

Maybe when I get my memory back
I can fix this shit.

At least I want
break his legs.

Hey, wait.

-Calm down.
-And you drag her...

We're all feeling
a little nervous.

-At least I understand.
-Hi.

Let me pass
and then...

We're going after her.

Are we live?

Perfect.

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to develop a new era of protection.

And today, U.S. citizens
needed that protection.

And thanks to my hard and hard work,

had it.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet
the New Avengers.

You're ours now.

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Wow, too many options.

I can't decide today.

This looks good.

It has toasted wholegrain flakes.

Whole grains, vitamins.

They give you energy,
good for the kids, right?

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome!

I'm the one on the box.

But we are the Avengers.

The government said it.

How does Sam Wilson
doesn't understand?

Well, he has the shield.

-And I have a shield.
-It's not a shield.

-Yeah, it's a shield.
-It's terrible.

It's a great shield, Bucky.

Okay. If Sam Wilson
puts together a team...

and that team is called the Avengers,
who are the real ones?

Well, it's the same question
the internet has...

and judging by the crude memes
I've read,

they don't choose us.

Aren't you supposed to talk to him?

-Yes, I did.
-And?

It didn't go too well.

I don't know what these buttons do.

Should have put what they're for.

Did you know he registered
intellectual property?

-Really?
-Yes.

We are losing credibility.

And by itself, anyway
I didn't have much.

And now there's something big in space
that's in crisis and it's not even telling us.

We're running out of space
so fast, it's impossible.

The building is huge.

Why are you like this?

Outer space.

Outer space.

Run a threat analysis,
I want a full report.

Perform threat analysis.

How's the team?

What about that suit?

I heard what Sam Wilson said.

He's a very stupid man
and defiant.

But I'm better.

I'm a very smart man,
with a clever solution.

AvengersZ.

Avengers but with a "Z",
that's not Copyright.

No.

And it's very soft.

It feels like
a baby seal's butt.

Want to feel it?

-You can touch it.
-I don't want to touch your seal butt.

-I got one for you.
-I don't want it.

And I have one for you.
And for you.

And I brought one for you.

For you, Bob, hiding
in the corner, pretending to read.

With matching costumes,
we're part of this super team.

Unidentified vessel
entering orbit.

Request a satellite image.

I want a satellite image.

-And go.
-And go, that's what I mean.

And it also starts...

We wouldn't have to start it
if it was a...

A Sentry that could fly.

Okay, sorry. You know
I'm sorry.

Still can't be
Sentry without,

without the other side...

That's right, I did the dishes.

What did you expect to do, fly...

riding Bob into the sky?

Yes!

Can you imagine?: The Red Guardian
traveling through the sky...

Above the Sentry, riding
through the clouds.

That's why we are
Avengers with a "Z."

Loading satellite image.

An extradimensional spaceship
enters the atmosphere.

Extradimensional,
what does it mean?

Wow.

Cool ship.

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