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[instrumental music]
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[lawnmower revving]
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Why am I stuck doing this?
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Don't you remember?
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We agreed
that you'll do the chores
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for the first 365 days
of the year
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and I'll do them
for the rest of the year.
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Oh, right!
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[laughing]
Sucker.
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[rumbling]
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I wonder what he's up to?
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What do I always say?
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Don't get involved
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in your neighbor's business.
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Before you know it
their business is your business.
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It's a very slippery slope.
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Daffy, when you live
in a neighborhood
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you live by a strict
code of conduct.
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Part of it is being friendly
to your neighbors.
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Even the bad ones.
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Ah, what's up, neighbor?
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None of your business,
you buck-toothed varmint!
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[laughing]
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What are you laughing at,
beak-face?
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We're just trying
to be friendly.
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I don't need friendship!
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I don't need nothin'!
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I'm totally self sufficient.
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Or at least I'm about to be
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with these here solar panels.
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Goodbye, high energy bills.
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Hello, self sufficiency!
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thud
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Whoops.
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I wanted to keep that.
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[static]
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Wish I had labeled these things.
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[dramatic music]
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[knocking]
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Jackpot! I'm off the grid!
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[drumbeat]
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Sun, do your thing!
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[instrumental music]
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[whirring]
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You hear that?
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That's the sound of Yosemite Sam
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never needing nothing
from nobody
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never again!
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Have fun paying
your electric bill
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losers!
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[thunder rumbling]
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Oh-oh!
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This... could be a problem.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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Meteorologists are saying
there is no end in sight
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for all of this rain.
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This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
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[laughing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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I'd hate to be
Yosemite Sam right now.
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I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam
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any time.
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[doorbell rings]
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Pardon me, neighbors
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I know I said I, I never
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needed nothing from nobody
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but, uh, could I possibly
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use your microwave to heat
my frozen dinner?
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Don't get involved.
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He's standing right there.
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Where's your microwave?
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[microwave beeping]
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[microwave whirring]
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[clears throat]
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Hmm?
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I thought you said something.
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Uh... no.
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[microwave beeps]
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Oh, thank goodness!
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I-I mean, it's ready.
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Okey-dokey.
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Well, thanks, neighbors.
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Let's never do this again.
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Out of my way, beak-face!
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[doorbell rings]
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(male #1 on TV)
'Of course in this rain
the extra is not..'
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Sorry.
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Code of conduct.
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Apparently no power means
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heh, no hot water.
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You mind if I grab
a-a quick shower?
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I'll just be in and out.
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Sorry I took so long.
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'Wound up taking a long bath'
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after the quick shower.
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I won't bother you again.
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[door shuts]
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Was he wearing my robe?
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Yeah. He used your bathroom.
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[dramatic music]
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[shaver whirring]
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[music continues]
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[screaming]
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[thunder rumbling]
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(Adam on TV)
'I had to see you.'
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(woman on TV)
'Adam, this won't work.'
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[door opens]
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Ah, Sorry.
Electric toothbrush.
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Good for fighting
tartar, but, heh
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bad for when you lose power.
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[whirring]
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Oh! What you watching?
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Aah, I've seen this movie!
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[spits]
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[laughing]
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Yeah, she dies at the end.
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Ooh, I almost forgot
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but one of you's
gotta wake me up
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at 4:30 in the morning.
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Now, when you're waking me
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you gotta do it
very gentle-like.
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I'm a sensitive sleeper.
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'I-I also tend to have
night terrors.'
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So, trust me on this
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you do not want to wake me
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if I am having a night terror.
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'Oh, and if there's a tie
on the door'
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don't come in at all.
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[laughing]
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Nighty night, neighbors!
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[instrumental music]
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[alarm beeping]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Sam, Sam!
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[Sam speaking
in foreign language]
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[speaking in foreign language]
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- What are you doing here?
- I never left.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Who are you talking to?
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I'm talking to a Russian.
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Some dope cut my phone line.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Sheesh! Why don't you
just move in?
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[gasps]
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You were thinking that, too?
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Well, that's a great idea!
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I'll go rustle up my gear.
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BRB, roomies!
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Please tell me
I'm having a night terror.
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Is that my robe?
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[door shuts]
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(Yosemite)
'Whoo-hoo! Hee-haw!'
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[Daffy grunts]
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[laughing]
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Thanks for breaking
my fall, roomie!
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No. Thank you
for breaking my back.
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Eh, this living arrangement
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is only temporary, right?
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Absolutely!
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Soon as that sun comes back out
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Imma gone!
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But in the meantime
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I should probably stock up
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on some groceries.
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I feel like I'm starting
to get hungry.
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And believe me
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you won't like me
when I'm hungry.
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I don't like you now.
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[thunder rumbling]
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And thanks again
for spotting me.
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I'll pay you back.
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This temporary
living arrangement
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is starting to feel
very permanent.
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It's gotta stop
raining some time.
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Soy cheese nachos?
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Try one. Try one.
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Try one.
Try one.
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Tastes like real cheese.
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Try one. Try one.
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Huh? No?
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[laughing]
Okay, more for me.
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[burps]
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Well, time for bed.
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Ahem, ahem.
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And, uh, you're sitting on it.
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I didn't want it to come to this
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but I think it would be best
if you slept somewhere else.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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I'm afraid so.
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You can't sleep here.
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Well, then it's settled.
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You sleep on the couch
and I'll sleep in your bed!
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What? You can't sleep
in his bed!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're jealous.
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Well, don't worry,
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I actually like to sleep
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like I'm in a sandwich.
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You know,
one mattress on the top
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one mattress on the bottom.
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So I'll take your bed, too.
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There, problem solved.
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Nighty night!
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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[chirping]
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Seriously,
keep that lid on tight
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or those bed bugs willbite.
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[door bell rings]
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I am here to meet Yosemite Sam
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my new husband.
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[gasps]
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Svetlana?
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Uh... you, uh... ooh..
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You don't look
like your picture.
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You don't look like
your picture, either.
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That was, uh,
that was before the beard.
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Come on, let me show
you to your room.
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[instrumental music]
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[Yosemite giggling]
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Mm, hmm.
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Uh, what the..
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Uh, how'd these rascals
get on my hands?
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Now, get!
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Get, you soft and pretty gloves!
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Heh, uh..
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...what's up, roomies?
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Sam, we need to talk.
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There's simply not enough room
in this house
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for the four of us.
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I couldn't agree more.
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That's why I sent Svetlana
packing this morning.
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Oh, it's no big loss!
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She was one of those
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has-to-tell-you-about
the-dream-she-just-had
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kind of girls.
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Although, now that I think
about it
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I had a crazy dream last night.
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I was in the house I grew up in
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but it was different, you know?
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All the rooms were like
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uh, on the wrong side.
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It was weird.
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Anyway, neighbor's dog was there
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but we was all acting
like it was our dog.
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Silky!
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Does the term slippery slope
ring a bell?
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You were right.
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When I first moved in here
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I remember stating very clearly
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let's not be nice
to the neighbors.
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You were right.
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And I remember thinking
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to myself as I was saying it
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Daffy, this is sounding
a little harsh.
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but you know what?
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You were right.
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I was right!
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- What'd you say?
- You were right!
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[gasps]
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I've dreamed of this moment
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for so long.
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It just doesn't get
any better than this.
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And I need your help.
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Aagh! It just got
so much better!
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[instrumental music]
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[rooster crowing]
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♪ Chickenhawk gettin' hungry ♪
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♪ Chickenhawk gettin' hungry ♪
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♪ I want some chicken to eat ♪
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♪ It is my favorite meat ♪
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♪ I like it crispy or glazed ♪
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♪ It puts me in a daze ♪
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♪ I like it fried up or baked ♪
276
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,533
♪ On my birthday
I eat chicken cake ♪
277
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,833
♪ Chickenhawk's not a chicken ♪
278
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,133
♪ He's just a hawk
that eats chicken ♪
279
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,200
♪ Now just one second alright? ♪
280
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,867
♪ I've got something
for your appetite ♪
281
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,767
♪ There's so many things
that you could eat ♪
282
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,533
♪ There's a Chinese restaurant
down the street ♪
283
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,267
♪ Or how about
a fish taco son? ♪
284
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,533
♪ This bakery's got
good honey buns ♪
285
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,867
♪ Don't you seem so tasty ♪
286
00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:13,333
♪ Hey chicken get in my mouth ♪
287
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,900
♪ How about a hot dog ♪
288
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:20,033
♪ With mustard and sauerkraut? ♪
289
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:24,700
♪ No I want some chicken no lie
you are my chicken pot pie ♪
290
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:28,667
♪ Instead of chicken try pork
just please put down that fork ♪
291
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,533
♪ Try my grandma's baked beans ♪
292
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,300
♪ They've got ten
grams of protein ♪
293
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,033
♪ They're gooey sweet
and piping hot ♪
294
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,000
♪ You'll want to eat
the whole dang pot ♪
295
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:39,567
♪ Chickenhawk gonna
eat the beans ♪
296
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,600
♪ Chickenhawk is enjoying
the beans ♪
297
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,533
I knew you'd come around, son.
298
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,333
You know what would go
good with these beans?
299
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,933
- Chicken.
- Uh-oh.
300
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,767
Get over here, chicken.
301
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:54,233
♪ Chicken does go good
with beans ♪
302
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:58,533
♪ Beans and chicken
what a heavenly combo ♪
303
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,233
(male #2 on TV)
'Time for bies and tries.'
304
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,600
'Hit it! And one. And two.'
305
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,767
'And three. And four.'
306
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,333
- 'Reach for it.'
- Umm..
307
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,500
'And... rest.'
308
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:17,700
Oh! I'm sweatin' like a hog!
309
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,067
Daffy, it's your greatest skill.
310
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,767
Repelling people. Use it.
311
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,733
Well, he's not gonna leave
312
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,733
as long as he likes being here.
313
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,467
We have to make it so unpleasant
314
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,100
that he wants to move out.
315
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,100
But how?
316
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,133
We have to fill our home
317
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,400
with incessant fighting
318
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,800
resentment, and so much tension
319
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,700
that no one could stand
to live here.
320
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,767
At least that's what
my parents did.
321
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,567
So you're saying we should stage
a fake fight?
322
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,267
That's exactly what I'm saying.
323
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:48,233
(male #2 on TV)
'Okay, time for the abs
and glutes.'
324
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,733
Oh, you're killing me!
325
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,300
But those are my problem areas.
326
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,767
(Bugs)
'How many times
do I have to tell you'
327
00:13:56,833 --> 00:14:00,733
'to put your dirty dishes
in the dishwasher?'
328
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,300
Really? That's the best fake
fight you can come up with? Ha.
329
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,133
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot
330
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,633
you're the reigning king
of fake fight land.
331
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,967
We wouldn't even need
to have a fake fight
332
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,733
if you didn't get us
into this mess!
333
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,867
Well, some of this
is your fault, too.
334
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,800
Me? What did I do?
335
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,133
I specifically remember
336
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,733
hearing you pray for rain
two days ago.
337
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,267
- What?
- Don't play dumb with me.
338
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,833
I heard you complaining
about how the dry air
339
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,033
was exacerbating your eczema.
340
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,133
[exhales]
341
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,667
First of all, it's not eczema.
342
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:33,833
It's psoriasis
343
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,767
which is a much less
serious skin condition.
344
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,500
And second of all, a man's
prayers are his own business
345
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,300
and you shouldn't
be eavesdropping.
346
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:43,167
Break it up. Break it up! Whoa!
347
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,167
Y'all can't be fighting.
348
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,667
He means the world to you
349
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,467
and you know that.
350
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,500
And he means the world to you
351
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,200
and you know that.
352
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,833
And I mean the world
353
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,133
to both of you
354
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,833
and we all know that!
355
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,500
It is so clear
356
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:02,200
that you need me here
to keep us all together.
357
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,000
We're like a family now.
358
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,533
Like brothers.
359
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,033
Or fathers.
360
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,333
Nah, brothers.
361
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,167
Let's hug.
362
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,000
I'll never ever leave.
363
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,300
Never, ever, never.
364
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,067
I'll never leave.
365
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,067
Never.
366
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,233
[thunder rumbling]
367
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,200
Well, that didn't work.
368
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:29,200
Operation Roommate Removal
369
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,033
is about to enter phase two.
370
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,167
(Yosemite)
'Keep it down.'
371
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:38,033
Oh, right. We don't wanna
upset Mr. Light Sleeper.
372
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,900
Or do we?
373
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,233
[upbeat music]
374
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,100
Hey! Having a good time?
375
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:47,267
Feel free to use the coasters.
376
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,600
And turn up the music!
377
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,167
The louder, the better!
378
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,167
And we will be losing
379
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,833
one annoying house guest
380
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,400
in five, four
381
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,367
'three, two..'
382
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,700
What in tarnation
is goin' on here?
383
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:03,700
...one.
384
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:04,733
'If this is the kind of'
385
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,733
'shenanigans'
386
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,067
'that's gonna go on here'
387
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,633
I'm just gonna pack
my bags and get the..
388
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,600
[gasps]
389
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,767
Is that karaoke?
390
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,867
[rock music]
391
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:22,833
♪ Wherever you go
I'll be with you ♪
392
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:33,167
♪ Whatever you want
I'll give it to you ♪
393
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:41,467
♪ Whenever you need someone ♪
394
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:45,967
♪ To lay your heart
and head upon ♪
395
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:51,900
♪ Remember after the fire
after all the rain ♪
396
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:57,400
♪ I will be the flame ♪
397
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:05,733
♪ I will be the flame ♪♪
398
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,100
[crowd cheering]
399
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,233
[laughing]
400
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,833
Time for phase two.
401
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,133
[instrumental music]
402
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,533
Yosemite, wake up.
403
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,133
Huh! What's happening?
404
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,800
There's a ghost in this house!
405
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,100
- A ghost?
- Yes, a ghost!
406
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:27,067
And he's a very angry ghost.
407
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,267
I said, he's a very angry ghost!
408
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,400
[Bugs howling]
409
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:36,000
Ooh! He does sound angry.
410
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,933
Uh..
411
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,600
[howling]
412
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,267
Come on, Bugs, this is no time
413
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,800
to be playing in the laundry!
414
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,367
There's a ghost in our house!
415
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,000
[instrumental music]
416
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,900
You two will be safe out here
in the cold and rain.
417
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,967
What?
418
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,133
I locked the door.
419
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,867
That durn ghost ain't escaping!
420
00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:57,400
[dramatic music]
421
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,000
Come on, ghost.
422
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,333
It's just you and me now, ghost.
423
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,800
Is that you? Ha!
424
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,900
Ha!
425
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,967
'Oh, you think
you can get away, huh?'
426
00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,367
[glass shattering]
427
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,400
[Daffy snoring]
428
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,800
Wake up, boys!
It's a good morning!
429
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,533
I got him.
430
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,067
It took all night, but in this
431
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:25,300
I believe I have your ghost!
432
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,233
Either that or it's just
a jar full of air.
433
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,867
You idiot!
There was no ghost!
434
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,533
We told you that
so you would leave!
435
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600
[whimpers]
436
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,267
Brother, is it true
437
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,200
what my other brother just said?
438
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,500
It's true, doc.
439
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,067
You can't stay with us anymore.
440
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,433
- I can take a hint.
- Well, not really.
441
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,067
We've dropped a ton of 'em.
442
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,800
Alright. I don't need
to be told twice.
443
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,900
Apparently, you need to be told
about a thousand times.
444
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:56,767
I'm a bad house guest.
Always have been.
445
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,767
You give me an inch,
I take a mile.
446
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,400
You give me a secret,
I post it online.
447
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:04,100
You tell me under
no circumstances am I to look
448
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:05,667
in your third desk drawer
449
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:08,833
and I got your third desk
drawer right here.
450
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,167
Here you go.
451
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,500
I guess I'll just go back
452
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:16,433
to my cold, dark
453
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,133
lonelyhouse
454
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,033
'cause I ain't got no family.
455
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,133
[sobbing]
456
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,667
I know I'm gonna regret this.
457
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:33,000
- Are you crazy?
- Crazy? Yes.
458
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,467
Heartless? No.
459
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:37,967
Come on back inside,
you can stay!
460
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,500
You... you really... mean it?
461
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:43,833
[gasping]
462
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,867
[birds chirping]
463
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,867
[instrumental music]
464
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,833
[whirring]
465
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:02,933
Whoo-hoo! I'm back in business!
466
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,433
Toodle-oo, you buck-toothed,
beak-faced losers!
467
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,233
I don't need no one!
468
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,133
Well, I hope
you learned your lesson
469
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,767
about talking to neighbors.
470
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,833
Daffy, letting him stay with us
471
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,700
was the right thing to do.
472
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,767
And if I had it to do
over again, I would.
473
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,900
[thunder rumbling]
474
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,100
[whirring]
475
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,667
Brothers!
476
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,267
Quick! Get inside! Run!
477
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,833
[instrumental music]
478
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,867
Heh, heh, I can't
believe that fool
479
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,333
thought there was a ghost
in this jar.
480
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,667
[laughing]
Yeah.
481
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,667
- What a maroo..
- What?
482
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,533
Uh, is that the jar
483
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,267
that had the bed bugs in it?
484
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,033
[both grunting]
485
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,267
[theme music]
486
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,233
[stutters]
That's all, folks.
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