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Why am I stuck doing this?
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Don't you remember?
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We agreed that you'd do
the chores
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for the first
365 days of the year,
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then I'll do them
for the rest of the year.
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Oh, right.
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[Chuckles] Sucker.
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[Rumbling]
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I wonder what he's up to.
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What do I always say?
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Don't get involved
in your neighbor's business.
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Before you know it,
their business is your business.
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It's a very slippery slope.
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Daffy, when you live
in a neighborhood,
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you live by a strict code
of conduct.
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Part of it is being friendly
to your neighbors--
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even the bad ones.
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Ah, what's up, neighbor?
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None of your business,
you bucktoothed varmint!
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[Laughs]
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What are you laughing at,
beak face?
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We're just trying
to be friendly.
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I don't need friendship.
I don't need nothin'.
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I'm totally self-sufficient.
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Or at least I'm about to be,
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with these here solar panels.
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Good-bye, high energy bills.
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Hello, self-sufficiency.
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Whoops.
I wanted to keep that.
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Wish I had labeled these things.
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Jackpot! I'm off the grid.
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Sun, do your thing.
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[Whirring]
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Do you hear that?
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That's the sound
of Yosemite Sam
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never needing nothing
from nobody never again.
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Have fun paying
your electric bill, losers.
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[Thunder]
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Uh-oh.
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This could be a problem.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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meteorologists are saying
there is no end in sight
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for all of this rain.
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This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
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Ha ha ha!
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[Thunder]
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I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam
right now.
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I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam
any time.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Pardon me, neighbors.
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I know I said I never needed
nothing from nobody,
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but could I possibly use
your microwave
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to heat my frozen dinner?
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Don't get involved!
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He's standing right there!
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Where's your microwave?
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[Microwave beeping]
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[Microwave whirring]
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Ahem-hem-hem.
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Hmm? I thought
you said something.
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Uh, no.
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[Microwave beeps]
Oh, thank goodness.
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I mean, it's ready.
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Okey dokey.
Well, thanks, neighbors.
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Let's never do this again.
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Out of my way, beak face!
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[Doorbell rings]
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And with the extra point,
we'll have a tied ball game.
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Of course, in this rain,
the extra point is not--
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Sorry.
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Code of conduct.
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Apparently no power means
no hot water.
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Do you mind if I grab
a quick shower?
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I'll just be in and out.
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Sorry I took so long.
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Wound up taking a long bath
after the quick shower.
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I won't bother you again.
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[Door closes]
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Was he wearing my robe?
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Yeah. He used your bathroom.
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[Razor vibrating]
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[Screaming]
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I had to see you.
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Adam, this won't work.
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[Door opens, closes]
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Sorry. Electric toothbrush.
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Good for fighting tartar
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but, heh, bad for when
you lose power.
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Oh! What you watching?
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Ah, I seen this movie.
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[Spits]
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[Maniacal laughter]
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Yeah, she dies at the end.
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Adam...
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Oh, I almost forgot--
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one of you's got to wake me up
at 4:30 in the morning.
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Now, when you're waking me,
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you gotta do it
very gentle-like.
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I'm a sensitive sleeper.
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I also tend to have
night terrors.
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So, trust me on this,
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you do not want to wake me
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if I am having a night terror.
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Oh, and if there's
a tie on the door,
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don't come in at all.
[Chuckles]
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Nighty night, neighbors.
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[Door opens, closes]
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[Alarm sounding]
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[Thunder]
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Sam, Sam.
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[Sam speaking russian]
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Heh heh heh!
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[Speaking russian]
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What are you doing here?
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I never left.
[Speaking russian]
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Who are you talking to?
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I'm taking to Russia.
Some dope cut my phone line.
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Mae Druzia Bugs y Daffy
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prekrasnia. Spaceeba!
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[Crash]
Sheesh.
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Why don't you just move in?
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[Gasps] You were
thinking that, too?
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Well, that's a great idea!
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I'll go rustle up my gear.
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B.R.B.--
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roomies!
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Please tell me
I'm having a night terror.
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Is that my robe?
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[Door opens, closes]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hee-haw!
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[Yelling]
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Ahh!
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[Cackling]
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Thanks for breaking
my fall, roomie!
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No. Thank you
for breaking my back.
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Eh, this living arrangement
is only temporary, right?
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Absolutely!
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Soon as that sun comes back out,
I'm-a gone!
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Well, in the meantime,
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I should probably
stock up on some groceries.
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I feel like I'm starting
to get hungry.
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And believe me,
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you won't like me
when I'm hungry.
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I don't like you now.
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[Thunder]
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And thanks again
for spotting me.
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I'll pay you back.
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This temporary
living arrangement
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is starting to feel
very permanent.
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It's got to stop raining
some time.
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Soy cheese nachos?
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Try one. Try one.
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Tastes like real cheese.
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Try one. Try one.
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Huh? No?
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Heh heh heh!
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Ok, more for me.
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[Chewing loudly]
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[Burps] Well, time for bed.
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Ahem, ahem.
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And, uh, you're sitting on it.
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I didn't want it
to come to this,
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but I think it would be best
if you slept somewhere else.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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I'm afraid so.
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You can't sleep here.
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Well, then it's settled.
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You sleep on the couch
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and I'll sleep in your bed.
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What?! You can't sleep
in his bed!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're a-jealous.
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Well, don't worry, I actually like
to sleep like I'm in a sandwich.
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You know, one mattress on the top,
one mattress on the bottom.
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So I'll take your bed, too.
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There, problem solved.
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Nighty-night. Don't let
the bedbugs bite.
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Seriously.
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Keep that lid on tight,
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or those bedbugs will bite.
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[Doorbell rings]
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[Russian accent] I am here
to meet Yosemite Sam,
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my new husband.
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[Gasps] Svetlana?
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Uh, you, uh, ooh.
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You don't look like
your picture.
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You don't look like
your picture, either.
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That was, uh, that was
before the beard.
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Come on, let me show you
to your room.
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[Sam giggling]
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Whoo-hoo. [Giggling]
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Uh, what the--
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how'd these rascals
get on my hands?
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Now get! Get, you soft
and pretty gloves.
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Uh, what's up, roomies?
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Sam, we need to talk.
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There's simply not enough room in
this house for the four of us.
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I couldn't agree more.
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That's why I sent Svetlana
packing this morning.
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Oh, it's no big loss.
She was one of those
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has to tell you about the dream
she just had kind of girls.
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Although, now that
I think about it,
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I had a crazy dream last night.
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I was in the house
I grew up in,
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but it was different, you know?
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All the rooms were like
on the wrong side.
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It was weird. Anyway,
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neighbor's dog was there,
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but we was all acting
like it was our dog.
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Silky.
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Does the term
"slippery slope" ring a bell?
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You were right.
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When I first moved in here,
I remember saying very clearly,
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let's not be nice
to the neighbor.
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You were right.
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And I remember thinking
to myself as I was saying it,
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Daffy, this is sounding
a little harsh.
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00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,269
But you know what?
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00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:02,070
You were right.
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I was right!
What'd you say?
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- You were right.
- [Gasps]
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I've dreamed of this moment
for so long.
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It just doesn't get
any better than this.
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And I need your help.
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Ahh! It just got
so much better!
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[Rooster crowing]
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♪ Chickenhawk, getting hungry ♪
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♪ chickenhawk, getting hungry ♪
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♪ I want some chicken, to eat ♪
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♪ it is my favorite meat ♪
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♪ I like it crispy, or glazed ♪
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♪ it puts me in a daze ♪
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♪ I like it fried up or baked ♪
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♪ on my birthday,
I eat chicken cake ♪
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♪ chickenhawk's not a chicken ♪
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♪ he's just a hawk
that eats chicken ♪
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♪ now just one second,
all right? ♪
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♪ I've got something
for your appetite! ♪
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♪ there's so many things
that you could eat ♪
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♪ there's a Chinese restaurant
down the street ♪
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♪ or how about
a fish taco, son? ♪
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♪ this bakery's got
good honey buns ♪
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[Cash register]
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00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:08,639
♪ Don't you seem
so tasty? ♪
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♪ hey, chicken,
get in my mouth ♪
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♪ how about a hot dog ♪
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♪ with mustard and Sauerkraut? ♪
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♪ no! ♪
250
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♪ I want some chicken ♪
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♪ no lie, you are
my chicken pot pie ♪
252
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♪ instead of chicken,
try pork ♪
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♪ just please
put down that fork ♪
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♪ try my grandma's baked beans ♪
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♪ they've got
10 grams of protein ♪
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♪ they're gooey sweet
and piping hot ♪
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♪ you'll want to eat
the whole dang pot ♪
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♪ chickenhawk
gonna eat the beans ♪
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♪ chickenhawk
is enjoying the beans ♪
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I knew you'd come around, son.
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You know what would
go good with these beans?
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- Chicken.
- Uh-oh.
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Get over here, chicken.
264
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,119
♪ Chicken does
go good with beans ♪
265
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,390
♪ beans and chicken,
what a heavenly combo ♪
266
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,989
Time for bies and tries.
Hit it!
267
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,829
And one. And two.
[Grunts]
268
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,999
- And three. And four.
- [Grunts]
269
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,529
- Reach for it,
- [Growls]
270
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:11,599
And...Rest.
271
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,669
Ohh. I'm sweatin'
like a hog!
272
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:19,239
Daffy, it's your greatest
skill-- repelling people!
273
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,670
Use it.
274
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,709
Well, he's not going to leave
as long as he likes being here.
275
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,979
We have to make it so unpleasant
that he wants to move out.
276
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:30,149
- But how?
- We have to fill our home
277
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,449
with incessant fighting,
resentment,
278
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,619
and so much tension that no
one could stand to live here.
279
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,620
At least,
that's what my parents did.
280
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,429
So you're saying
we should stage a fake fight?
281
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,329
That's exactly what I'm saying.
282
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:46,169
Ok. Time for
the abs and glutes!
283
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,999
Oh, you're killing me!
284
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,500
But those are my problem areas!
285
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,809
[Grunting]
286
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:55,379
How many times
do I have to tell you
287
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:58,709
to put your deli dishes in the dishwasher?
288
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,249
Really?
That's the best fake fight
289
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,249
you can come up with?
[Chuckles]
290
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,689
Oh, I'm sorry.
291
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,550
I forgot you're the reigning
king of fake fightland.
292
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,889
We wouldn't even need
to have a fake fight
293
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,929
if you didn't get us
into this mess.
294
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,129
Well, some of this is
your fault, too.
295
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,659
Me? What did I do?
296
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:19,729
I specifically remember hearing
you pray for rain 2 days ago.
297
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,399
- What?
- Don't play dumb with me.
298
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:26,870
I heard you complaining about how the
dry air was exacerbating your eczema.
299
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,309
[Gasps]
First of all,
300
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,879
it's not eczema.
It's psoriasis,
301
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,049
which is a much less serious
skin condition.
302
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,749
And second of all, a man's
prayers are his own business,
303
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,620
and you shouldn't be
eavesdropping.
304
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:40,850
Break it up.
Break it up! Whoa!
305
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,059
Y'all can't be fighting.
306
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:46,389
He means the world to you.
You know that.
307
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:50,059
And he means the world to you,
and you know that.
308
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:53,269
And I mean the world
to both of you,
309
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,839
and we all know that.
310
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,409
It is so clear
that you need me here
311
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:02,109
to keep us all together.
We're like a family now.
312
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,909
Like brothers.
Or fathers.
313
00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:07,479
Nah, brothers.
Let's hug.
314
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,789
I'll never, ever leave.
Never, ever...
315
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:15,119
Never.
Never leave.
316
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,490
Never.
[Thunder]
317
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,129
Well, that didn't work.
318
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:30,339
Operation: Roommate removal
is about to enter phase 2.
319
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,439
Keep it down.
320
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,209
Oh, right. We don't want to upset Mr.
Light sleeper.
321
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,840
Or do we?
322
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,579
[Rock music playing]
323
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:42,249
[Indistinct talking]
Hey! Having a good time?
324
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,089
Feel free to use the coasters.
325
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:48,359
And turn up the music!
The louder, the better!
326
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,089
[Volume increases]
327
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,959
And we will be losing
one annoying houseguest
328
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,659
in 5, 4,
329
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,329
3, 2...
330
00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:01,130
What in tarnation is
a-goin' on here?
331
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,439
One.
332
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,070
If this is
the kind of shenanigans
333
00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:05,410
that's going to go on here,
334
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:08,109
I'm just going to pack my bags
and get the--
335
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,979
[gasps]
Is that karaoke?
336
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,080
[Soft rock music playing]
337
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,549
♪ Wherever you go ♪
338
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,490
♪ I'll be with you ♪
339
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,429
♪ whatever you want ♪
340
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:31,730
♪ I'll give it to you ♪
341
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,739
♪ whenever you need someone ♪
342
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:44,240
♪ to lay your heart
and head upon ♪
343
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,849
♪ remember, after the fire ♪
344
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:49,619
♪ after all the rain ♪
345
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:55,790
♪ I will be the flame ♪
346
00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:03,960
♪ I will be the flame ♪
347
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,799
[Cheering]
348
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,439
[Laughs]
349
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,040
Time for phase 3.
350
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,709
Yosemite! Wake up!
351
00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,379
[Gasps]
What's happening?
352
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,010
There's a ghost in this house!
353
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,149
- A ghost?
- Yes! A ghost!
354
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:26,319
And he's a very angry ghost.
355
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,459
I said,
he's a very angry ghost.
356
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,629
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
357
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,129
Ooh! He does sound angry.
358
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,899
Whoa!
359
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,829
[Wailing]
360
00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:41,839
Come on, Bugs. This is no time
to be playing in the laundry.
361
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,900
There's a ghost in our house!
362
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,409
[Raining]
363
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,740
You two will be safe out here
in the cold and rain.
364
00:17:47,741 --> 00:17:49,879
What?
[Lock clicks]
365
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:54,210
I locked the door.
That durn ghost ain't escaping.
366
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,089
Come on, ghost.
It's just you and me now, ghost.
367
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,889
Is that you? Hyah!
368
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:06,389
[Glass shattering]
[Grunting]
369
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:08,559
Oh, you think
you can get away, huh?
370
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,930
[Grunts]
[Glass shatters]
371
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:12,899
[Snoring]
372
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,639
Wake up, boys!
It's a good morning.
373
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,600
I got him.
374
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:20,109
It took all night, but in this,
375
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:24,209
I believe I have your ghost.
376
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:27,779
Either that, or it's
just a jar full of air.
377
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,949
You idiot!
There was no ghost!
378
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,219
We told you that
so you would leave!
379
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,550
[Whimpers]
Brother,
380
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,259
is it true what
the other brother just said?
381
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:40,690
It's true, doc.
You can't stay with us anymore.
382
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,559
I can take a hint.
383
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,799
Well, not really.
We've dropped a ton of 'em.
384
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,169
All right.
I don't need to be told twice.
385
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,269
Apparently, you need to be
told about 1,000 times.
386
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:54,770
I'm a bad houseguest.
Always have been.
387
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,079
Give me an inch,
I'll take a mile.
388
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,709
Give me a secret,
I post it online.
389
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,719
You tell me
under no circumstances
390
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,719
am I to look in
your third desk drawer,
391
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,019
and I got your third desk drawer
right here.
392
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,819
Here you go.
393
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,659
I guess I'll just go back
394
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:16,329
to my cold, dark, lonely house
395
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,929
'cause I ain't got no family.
396
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:21,030
[Crying]
397
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,939
I know
I'm going to regret this.
398
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:30,809
- Are you crazy?
- Crazy? Yes.
399
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,779
Heartless? No.
400
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,919
Come on back inside.
You can stay.
401
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,580
[Crying stops]
402
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,089
You--you really mean it?
403
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,919
[Gasps]
404
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,030
[Birds chirping]
405
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:48,700
[Machinery whirs]
406
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,599
[Engine clicks and whirs]
407
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,700
[Bubbling]
408
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,409
Whoo-hoo!
409
00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,670
I'm back in business!
410
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,509
Toodle-oo, you buck-toothed,
beak-faced losers!
411
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,650
I don't need no one!
412
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,180
Well,
I hope you learned your lesson
413
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:13,019
about talking to neighbors.
414
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,859
Daffy, letting him stay with
us was the right thing to do.
415
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:20,229
And if I had it
to do over again, I would.
416
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,830
[Thunder]
417
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:26,729
[Machinery whirs]
418
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,939
Brothers!
419
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,610
Quick! Get inside! Run!
420
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,250
[Chuckles]
I can't believe that fool
421
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:42,150
thought there was
a ghost in this jar.
422
00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:43,949
[Giggles] Yeah.
423
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:45,789
What a maroo--
What?
424
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:49,460
Uh, is that the jar
that had the bedbugs in it?
425
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,650
[Both grunting]
426
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,650
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