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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,670 - [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ? 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,305 ? Kiff! Kiff! ? 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,300 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:12,595 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:16,807 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 6 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,643 ? Yeah! ? 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,574 - ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes] 8 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,734 [both chuckle] 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,695 [narrator] Brought to you by Little Baby Boxing Gloves. 10 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,198 Mm, baby gotta punch. 11 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,034 You're telling this court 12 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,203 you're a magical being from the Equator, 13 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,665 and that every July 2nd you fly around the world 14 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:44,460 on a magical trash can just so people can throw away 15 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,337 their New Year's resolutions 16 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,382 and, quote, "Take it easy on themselves?" 17 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,433 That's right. 18 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,553 [chuckles softly] And this holiday is called Halfway There Day? 19 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,604 It is. 20 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,516 I have no more questions. 21 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:02,436 Stop! He's not lying! 22 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,064 [? soft music playing] 23 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,489 [all gasp] 24 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:07,441 - [? tropical music playing] - ...and that�s how Dan Rolf, 25 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,151 the Magical Horsie Helper, 26 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,655 was able to save Halfway-There Day. 27 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:15,241 - [? retro music playing] - Happy July 2nd, Table Town! [chuckles] 28 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,202 Happy July 2nd, Bort Griggs Carpet Empori- 29 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,080 [? mellow music playing] 30 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,291 You there! What day is it? 31 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,834 Why, it's Halfway-There Day, it is! 32 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,378 I haven't missed it. 33 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,338 Centaur Claus did it all in one night. [laughs] 34 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,215 Uh, tell me, child, uh, do you know 35 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,216 the appliance store around the corner 36 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,802 with the paper shredder displayed in the window? 37 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,513 The Shred Faster as big as me? 38 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,683 [laughs] What a boy! What a boy indeed! 39 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,374 [over T.V.] He knows the brand name. 40 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,270 Chubbles really raised the bar 41 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,606 with his portrayal of Alistanzer Scrudge. 42 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,784 Yeah. 43 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,614 These Halfway-There Day specials never get old, huh? 44 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,665 Yeah. 45 00:02:04,451 --> 00:02:06,542 [gasps] I know! 46 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,753 Let's tuck our resolutions into the toe straps 47 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,629 of our Halfway-There Day flip-flops. 48 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,716 It is Halfway-There Day Eve, after all. 49 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,304 [groans] 50 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:22,433 - Kiff, I know- - [laughs] 51 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,484 [sighs] 52 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,269 I know what I'm about to say 53 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,480 is gonna light a hot fire under your keister, 54 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,900 but... I have to say it. [hesitates] I... 55 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,654 I am not feeling the Halfway-There Day spirit. 56 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,912 [gasps] 57 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,632 - [? festive music playing] - This will get you in the holiday mood. 58 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,376 [laughs] 59 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,372 And what resolutions would you like to trash this year? 60 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,582 Uh, "Cut down on screen time. Cut down on screen time." 61 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,877 - You like your devices, huh? - [laughs] I do! 62 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,462 Wow, I can't believe he's here. 63 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,663 Feeling the spirit now? 64 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,888 - [clicks tongue] I think so. - Hey, look, it's Helen. 65 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,221 [grunts] 66 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,681 - Hey, Helen. - Helen's up. 67 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,309 - [groans] Bleh! - What's wrong? 68 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,688 Wanna wait with us and meet Centaur Claus? 69 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,272 - [laughs] - [giggles] 70 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:14,276 No, my ex-boyfriend, the real Centaur Claus, 71 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,986 won't text me back. 72 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,531 - "Real"? No. Wait- What? - "Real"? But... Wait, I don't- 73 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,283 I'm so annoyed, I even considered magicking myself 74 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,704 to the Equator to bump into him and see what's up. 75 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,748 But that would be too pathetic. 76 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,458 Magic yourself to the Equator? 77 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,670 - You can do that? - Yeah, I do it all the time. 78 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,713 [? upbeat music playing] 79 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,757 Helen knows Centaur Claus's address. 80 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,009 She�s been to his famously humid workshop. 81 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,178 Are we doing this? 82 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,806 [both] You should send us to the Equator, and we'll find out 83 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,724 why Centaur Claus is ghosting you! 84 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,935 Uh... 85 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,481 Hey! I was saving that for later. 86 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,525 Iced javaccino she was saving for later, 87 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,571 send these two children to the Equator! 88 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,076 [both screaming] 89 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,538 - What is happening? - [screaming] 90 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,291 [shouts] This is how you get to the Equator! 91 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,545 It's, like, really far away. 92 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,466 So, that guy at the mall wasn't Centaur Claus? 93 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,633 [birds chirping] 94 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,261 [both screaming] 95 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,223 [airplane engine whirring] 96 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:30,228 - Where are we exactly? - I guess this is the Equator? 97 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:34,106 Yeah, but I mean, is the Equator even a specific place? 98 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,277 No, I think it goes all the way around the planet. 99 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,888 [shouts] What the heck are we doing here? 100 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,284 Hey, you guys looking for Centaur Claus's magical workshop? 101 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:46,827 - Oh, hello... - Oh, hi, hello... 102 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,496 - ...uh, yes, yes, we are. - ...um, yep, yep, thank you. 103 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,427 - Yeah, let�s go. Yeah. - Hi and thank you. 104 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,667 [birds chirping] 105 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,462 [doorbell ringing] 106 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,838 [footsteps approaching] 107 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,889 Do you have it? 108 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,467 Have what? The Halfway There Day spirit? 109 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,088 We're getting there. [chuckles] 110 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,647 What do you want? 111 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,476 We're here to find out why you've been ghosting Helen. 112 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,855 She's our drama teacher. Emphasis on drama. 113 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,065 Come in. We can talk in my office. 114 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,817 [both squealing, giggling] 115 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,321 - [? choral music playing] - [both gasp] 116 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:25,491 [Centaur Claus] Nobody has been ghosting Helen. 117 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,701 I haven't checked my texts in weeks 118 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,621 because I have way bigger problems. 119 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,003 I'm sorry, were you at the Table Town Mall just now? 120 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,339 My magical trash can is missing. 121 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,590 - [? dramatic music playing] - [both gasp] 122 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,051 Without it, I can't make tonight's journey around the world 123 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,982 and collect everyone's resolutions. 124 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,930 [both] What are you saying? 125 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,016 That people will have no choice but to... 126 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,852 complete their resolutions, 127 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,356 no matter how unrealistic. 128 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:57,948 [gasps] 129 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,694 What could have happened to your trash can? 130 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:05,657 I have my suspicions that this is the work of Baby New Year. 131 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,743 Baby New Year's calling card. 132 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,711 [both] Who? 133 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,914 A magical baby who has existed since the dawn of years 134 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,876 and who hates Halfway There Day. 135 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,004 [both] Why? 136 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:23,007 Baby Nubes considers the tradition of discarding resolutions 137 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,969 an affront to his entire existence or whatever. 138 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,761 I cannot fight him. 139 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,014 Because he is too powerful? 140 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,933 No, because he's a baby. 141 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,644 Can't fight a baby. Everyone will hate me. 142 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,168 Yeah, no, yeah, that makes sense. 143 00:06:37,169 --> 00:06:40,858 Barry, this is why you weren�t feeling the holiday spirit earlier! 144 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,987 You�re no Alistanzer Scrudge. You�re just a sensitive soul! 145 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,906 Aw, gee. 146 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,075 Centaur Claus, you're in luck because my boy Barry and I 147 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,747 are pretty much in a Halfway There Day holiday special right now. 148 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,458 Yeah, we can go to Baby New Year and make him see reason. 149 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,585 We're going to reclaim your magical trash can 150 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,046 without beating up a baby. 151 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:04,883 [groans] My knees. 152 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,811 [cellphone ringing] 153 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,188 It's Helen. Hi, Helen. 154 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,940 - [Helen] I'm calling for an update. - Uh, don't worry. 155 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:25,235 - Centaur Claus is still totally into you. - Did he say that? 156 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,779 He's just been super busy 157 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,405 looking for his missing trash can. 158 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,617 - Mostly, he just said he was pretty busy. - [Helen] Find that can, Kiff. 159 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,161 I need Centaur Claus's attention back on me. 160 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,120 Yeah, we're doing it. 161 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,247 We're heading to the Prime Meridian right now. 162 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,502 And if we fail, there won't be a Halfway There Day this year. 163 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,670 You should probably keep that to yourself. 164 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:43,962 Don't want to worry people. 165 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,757 Totally. My lips are sealed. 166 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,845 What are the chances none of you heard that? 167 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,188 - [people screaming, clamoring] - [customer] I gotta get out of here! 168 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,935 Where is it? Nobody knows. 169 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,189 But what we do know is that its absence this Halfway There Day 170 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,692 has many Tabletonians worried. 171 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:05,901 I wrote a lot of resolutions this year, 172 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,903 resolutions I was planning on tossing 173 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:08,954 in that trash can. 174 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,825 - What happens now? - Are we gonna have to, like, do them? 175 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,078 [Woo bird screaming] Woo! 176 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,665 [Sally] Some citizens, however, are remaining optimistic. 177 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,749 I'm sure my daughter and her best friend 178 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,126 will save Halfway There Day. 179 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,464 I mean, who better to rescue a magical trash can than two children? 180 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,885 That's them? They're looking for it? 181 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:33,888 "Jog more." 182 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,932 I don't want to jog more. 183 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:42,187 - [? eerie music playing] - Well, here we are at the Prime Meridian. 184 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,238 [clock ticking] 185 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,902 - Isn't the Prime Meridian just a vertical. .. - ...Line around the world, yeah. 186 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,115 Looking for Baby New Year? Tick tock, tick tock. 187 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,577 [? ominous music playing] 188 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,790 - Oh, Thank you! - Thank you! 189 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,456 [clock tower] Tick tock, tick tock. Tick tock, tick tock. 190 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,719 [both panting] 191 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:15,729 Hello? 192 00:09:17,134 --> 00:09:22,603 Maybe they're the type of guards who aren't allowed to talk. 193 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,771 - We're not. - Oh! 194 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,814 - We can talk. - We're just shy. 195 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,984 [chuckles] Can we see Baby New Year? 196 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,195 You wanna check out his crib? 197 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,366 - What? No! - What? We just wanna talk to him. 198 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,366 No, the crib is just what we call the house. 199 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,077 He does sleep in a crib though. 200 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:44,751 [clock ticking] 201 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,794 [swallows] 202 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,297 [? tense music playing] 203 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,887 Tabletonians are staying strong and positive this holiday season, 204 00:09:56,888 --> 00:10:00,057 collectively realizing that it's not about trashing resolutions, 205 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,185 but taking it easy on yourself. 206 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:04,903 What's that? 207 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,232 I understand there is some new footage. 208 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,609 - [wind howling] - Wow. 209 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,904 That does not at all look like 210 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,699 the lovely Halfway There Day weather we're used to. 211 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,594 - [groans] - [objects clattering] 212 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,163 Okay, we're now going live to Professor Totsy, 213 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,125 who is running some tests on these strange atmospheric conditions. 214 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,918 - Professor Totsy? - Yes? 215 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,256 - What can you tell us? - Well, I just started the test, so... 216 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,635 you know... takes a minute. 217 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:40,181 Hm. While we wait for those results, Kiff and Barry. 218 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,808 What do we know about them? 219 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,854 [clocks ticking] 220 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,409 [gulps, smacks lips] 221 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:06,331 [burps] I don't know how much more warm milk I can drink. 222 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,126 - Me neither. - Is Baby New Year here? 223 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,336 He's coming. 224 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,839 [? quirky music playing] 225 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,885 [sniffs, sighs] Ah, gosh, smells stinky in here. 226 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,303 I bet the trash can was close by. 227 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,722 Yeah, but if this guy's just a stinky baby, 228 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,141 maybe what you're smelling is him having just had an accident. 229 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,132 [Baby New Year] Why can't both be true? 230 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,230 That is to say that, yes, I took the trash can, 231 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,108 and I need to be changed. 232 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,118 Well, we are just a couple of kids from Table Town. 233 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,787 - Yeah. - And we're here to demand 234 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,916 that you return the trash can and set the holiday right again. 235 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,967 Yeah. 236 00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:52,794 - [cackling] - [? rock music playing] 237 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,758 [cackling] 238 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,178 You want to know why I took that trash can? 239 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,930 ? I�m Baby New Year ? 240 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,890 ? Welcome to my crib I�m �bout to school ya! ? 241 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,184 ? I hope ya brought a bib I got a truth sandwich ? 242 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,477 ? with no side of lies ? 243 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,145 ? It�s crammed with the hard truth ? 244 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,396 ? So come on, open wide ? 245 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,315 ? Halfway There Day used to be ? 246 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,150 ? A time of year When people threw away like ? 247 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,235 ? Two or three resolutions ? 248 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,436 ? And I�m cool with that ? 249 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,199 ? Two or three is fine I�m really down with that ? 250 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,342 ? But these days when it�s New Year ? 251 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,124 ? They be makin� resolutions Like they don�t care ? 252 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,621 ? Long list full of nonsense ? 253 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,249 ? Instead of crossin� 'em off They just be tossin� 'em all ? 254 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,300 ? In the trash! ? 255 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:34,211 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 256 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,130 ? You should take me seriously ? 257 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,299 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 258 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,259 ? I�m Baby New Year ? 259 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,512 ? Baby New Year? What does this mean for us? ? 260 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,181 ? Will our precious halfway holiday end up a bust? ? 261 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,224 ? Well, let�s see ? 262 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,017 ? I got the magical trash can ? 263 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,311 ? And I do not plan to hand it back ? 264 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:55,816 [laughs] ? So maybe now people Will actually take New Years seriously ? 265 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,567 ? Instead of just planning to throw away ? 266 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,528 ? All their New Year's resolutions ? 267 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:04,826 ? Tell Centaur Claus There�ll be no more flyin� ? 268 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,203 ? No more flyin� ? 269 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,539 ? Because he�s retiring ? 270 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,292 ? He�s retiring! ? 271 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:16,837 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 272 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,007 ? You should take me seriously ? 273 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,175 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 274 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,344 ? I�m Baby New Year ? 275 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,055 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 276 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,891 ? You should take me seriously ? 277 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,102 ? Why don�t people care about me? I�m Baby New Year ? 278 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,855 ? I'm Baby New Year I'm Baby New Year ? 279 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,966 - ? I'm Baby New Year ? - [? song concludes] 280 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,820 - Gee. - Maybe he has a point. 281 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,321 How's it going over there, Professor Totsy? 282 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:47,075 It's still printing. Oh, it's done. Okay. [sighs] 283 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,453 Just as I suspected. 284 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:51,580 [over T.V.] Centaur Claus not flying around the planet 285 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,082 has had an effect on global weather patterns. 286 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,878 Without that magical trash can whizzing and zipping all over the place, 287 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,798 we can expect more of this unrelaxing weather. 288 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,092 Well, I suppose in light of this, 289 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,969 it might be a good idea to end this broadcast 290 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,096 and let our crew get started on their resolutions. 291 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,932 We here at Table Town News encourage all of you 292 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,476 to reach out to family and friends 293 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,287 for assistance during this crisis. 294 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,063 But they're probably busy 295 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,694 with their own resolutions, so... 296 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,568 good night and good luck. 297 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,074 Baby New Year, your concerns are valid, 298 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,494 but stealing Centaur Claus's magical trash can is not the answer. 299 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,204 Let us bring it back to him, 300 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,165 and then we can start a public relations campaign 301 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,542 to raise awareness about your issues. 302 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,505 Oh, yeah, we're so good at public relations campaigns. 303 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:45,175 [clicks tongue] You two are boring me. You're boring! 304 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,179 - [groaning] - What's happening? 305 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,516 - He's getting crabby. - Hasn't had his nap yet. 306 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,942 [groans, grunts] 307 00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:56,520 You're probably not going to get him to agree to anything 308 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,272 - until after his snoozers. - A nap? 309 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,317 But Halfway There Day is tomorrow, and we're running out of time. 310 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,944 Okay, we can't fight a baby. 311 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,196 Let's just let him take his nap, and once he's asleep, 312 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,031 we can swipe the trash can and sneak out of here. 313 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,408 But isn't that a little unethical for a holiday special? 314 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,743 [Kiff] Not really, 'cause he swiped it first. 315 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,079 We're just swiping it back. 316 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,373 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. 317 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,460 [? soft music playing] 318 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:25,507 ? Sleep little baby Dream your horrible dreams ? 319 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:31,096 ? I don't know why you own boxing gloves To me, it seems kind of mean ? 320 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,265 [sighs] 321 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,060 [? quirky music playing] 322 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,713 [sighs] 323 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,187 [snores softly] 324 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,736 [sighs] 325 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,967 [babbles indistinctly] 326 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,728 [sighs] 327 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,390 [? dramatic music playing] 328 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,839 [Baby New Year] Where are you? 329 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,191 We weren't done talking! 330 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,193 - We should get out of here. - Agreed. 331 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,324 You woke him too soon. 332 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,453 You shouldn't have done that. 333 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,372 [Baby New Year] I made one resolution this year. 334 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,250 It's the same resolution I've made every year 335 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:29,130 since the dawn of time. To rip tooties and kick booties. 336 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,551 And I've already tooted a lot today. 337 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,637 - That's why it was so stinky before. - [Baby New Year] Silence! 338 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,641 - [bell dinging] - Now look here- [groans] 339 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,398 Barry! Are you okay? 340 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:50,527 It somehow tickles and hurts at the same time. [groaning] 341 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,905 - Barry! - I'm not feeling the holiday spirit, Kiff. 342 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,241 [grunts] 343 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,160 Barry- [groans] Wow! Whoa! Barry, you're right. 344 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,871 - It's an unusual feeling. - Right? 345 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,252 [? dramatic choral music playing] 346 00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:33,278 [inhales] I'm done, pal. [pants] I'm done. [exhales] 347 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,572 Yeah, uh, it's a shame we're about Halfway There Day, 348 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,803 but there's something nice about giving up. 349 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,619 Oh! Sorry, do you want us to be quiet? 350 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,747 No, I actually like hearing you say 351 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,998 Halfway There Day is ruined. 352 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:49,294 I'm going to celebrate with a final kick to your booties. 353 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,254 A kick so powerful it will send you 354 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,424 all the way back to Table Town! 355 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,094 - No magical warp tunnel required. - [both] Huge bummer. 356 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,804 Just gonna stretch my hammies a little. Keep talking. 357 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:03,175 I guess when we get back, we'll have to start doing our resolutions. 358 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:07,188 - Yeah. I didn't really have that many. - Yeah, me neither. 359 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,816 Hey, wait. Wasn't one of yours to travel to the Prime Meridian? 360 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,867 Oh, yeah. 361 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,904 It was in the "unrealistically challenging" category. 362 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,739 [chuckles softly] All right. 363 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,493 [Kiff] Gonna check that baby off right now. 364 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,663 Hey, hey, look. One of mine was "watch Kiff check off 365 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,956 an unrealistically challenging resolution." 366 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,794 - All right. - May I see that? 367 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:41,389 Look at all these resolutions, and so many crossed out. 368 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,847 Well, sure. [chuckles softly] 369 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,307 Yeah, not everyone takes advantage of the holiday. 370 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,604 I love keeping resolutions, and I love Halfway There Day. [chuckles] 371 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,692 I am moved by your words, Kiff Chatterley. 372 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,529 I am moved all the way to this trash can. 373 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,367 Take this back to Centaur Claus and tell him... 374 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,370 tell him I was wrong. 375 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,457 [Kiff] We don't have much time. 376 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,538 Can you kick us there? 377 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:13,845 [grunts] 378 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,927 - [window shattering] - [both screaming] 379 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,601 Hurry, there's not much time. Hi-yah! 380 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:32,439 - What the actual... - [? festive music begins] 381 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,902 No, Madame President, it's not a miracle. It's Kiff and Barry. 382 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:42,282 ? Halfway there we�re halfway there ? 383 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:47,537 ? If you haven't done it all Then we don�t care ? 384 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:51,959 ? We love one another the way we are ? 385 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:57,922 ? It�s time to lower the bar It's time to lower the bar ? 386 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:03,887 ? It�s time to lower the bar! Here we go! ? 387 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,556 [both screaming] 388 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:30,663 ? Halfway there we�re halfway there ? 389 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:36,002 ? If you haven't done it all Then we don�t care ? 390 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:40,590 ? We love one another the way we are ? 391 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:44,594 [Centaur Claus] Sorry been busy. Text soon. 392 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:50,434 ? It�s time to lower the bar It�s time to lower the bar ? 393 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,145 You feeling that holiday spirit now, Barry? [giggles] 394 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,526 - Oh, I'm feeling it. - [crowd cheering, whistling] 395 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,363 [? end credit music playing] 396 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,470 [? music concludes] 397 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,070 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30870

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