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Can you get out of here?

No, why?

Get out of my room.

I don't want to.

Your bed's so much more comfortable.

Maybe I want to be alone for a little bit.

Why? What are you going to do?

Jerk off?

It's none of your business what I'm going to do.

Wait,

that's what you want to do?

No, maybe. I don't know. Leave me alone.

It's none of your business.

Well, I like to be here.

It's comfy. Okay, good. It's just annoying to have my chest... Stuff sits

room, like, all the time. Just for no reason.

Why?

I mean, it's so comfy. And I like spending time with you.

Oh, my God.

Wait. You didn't tell me about that date you went on.

What date?

The date with Stacy.

What, did that go good?

No, it was... Yeah, I went on a date, yeah.

How was it?

Don't worry about it. What's the matter with... Did you kiss her?

No.

You didn't?

No, I didn't. Why not?

I thought you liked her.

Yeah, she was... Yeah, kind of. But then she was like... She kind of

didn't like that I didn't have a job.

And like... She was kind of... What?

And then like, at the... I mean like...

we just went to get coffee and then she was like oh why didn't like we go out to

dinner and i was like i was the first date like what's the big deal and then

then i tried to kiss her but then she just like tried yeah and then she just

like turned like her cheek to oh my stop you're just gonna make fun of me i

didn't make fun of you not technically but i mean you totally got dicked

Yeah, it didn't go good because she's mean and stupid.

I don't even care, to be honest.

But you really liked her. You were so excited.

I mean, like, yeah, it was cool or whatever. It doesn't matter.

I mean, do you think you'll, like, go on another one with her?

No. Are you going to keep trying to date?

I don't know.

Honestly, I don't care.

You don't care?

No. Are you going to be alone forever?

Yes, maybe.

Well, then you're just going to be a virgin forever.

Can't even kiss a girl.

Shut up. Shut up.

Girls are fucking stupid, annoying, and they're mean.

They're mean and they're wrong.

Honestly, I think I'm just going to be gay.

You're gay?

Yeah, maybe.

Really? I've got to try it, but yeah, I think so.

You've got to try it?

Yeah. Well, I think I'm going to tell mom. No.

What do you mean tell mom?

Well, you just said it. She needs to know.

What? She's not going to care. It's none of her business if I'm gay or not.

Wouldn't it be nice to have some support?

Don't tell mom. Are you serious?

Why not?

You said it.

Whatever.

Go tell mom whatever you want. I don't give a shit.

Can I?

No.

I'm gonna tell her. Hey, stop.

He says he's gay. What the

fuck is wrong with you?

Honey, maybe he says you said you were gay or is she being dramatic again?

Yeah, I'm pretty much...

Like gay? Is that like a problem?

No, no, absolutely not.

He's just a weird little incel.

No, no, shut up. He's not an incel.

My son. Okay.

I've been around and with your father for a very long time. I know I'm just

stepmom, but I'm into sexual positivity.

Okay?

Why do you think you're gay, Alex?

Because he's never kissed a girl.

Shut up.

Calm down.

Because I think, I just think I am, Mom. I just think that I am.

He hasn't done anything. He's so a virgin.

Okay, so if you've never had the experience, how do you know if you

or women?

Because women suck, and they're mean to me, and they're dumb, and annoying.

Honey, that doesn't mean that you're gay.

Macy, cram it.

That doesn't mean you're gay, honey.

I mean, have you, you had that date the other night? How did that go?

Sad. Shut up. Shut up.

It didn't go good.

He got dissed.

Dissed? Okay.

So I'm just going to be gay now and it's fine.

He was on the cheese.

Dissed. Okay, so you're going to start dating men now because women are mean to

you?

Yeah. I already downloaded Grindr and I got like five messages. Guys that want

to have sex with me. Honey, of course you did. You downloaded Grindr? Yes.

Honey, of course they're interested in you. They're old men.

They're old.

Shut up.

One of them's not old.

Okay, one of them.

Macy, for God's sakes, bless your heart.

I have a proposition, okay?

We're going to keep this to not be such a loaded conversation. We're going to

keep this in the house, okay?

I think your brother just needs a little help.

How are you going to help?

He's just a little weirdo.

Macy's provoking.

What do you think of that, honey?

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm just giving you a little help. You are not gay, Alex.

I think I am.

I think you've had some bad experiences.

It's fine, honey.

I think you've just had some bad experiences and you need a woman that's

and nice to you and not stupid. Don't call women stupid.

Sorry. Good boy.

Is it working?

It's working a little bit, honey. Why don't you pull his pants off?

Pull his pants off? You heard me.

What?

Okay.

Mom rules in this house.

I'm not... Okay,

no. See you, honey.

It's not getting hard.

Give him a minute.

Okay, why don't you go down and use your mouth, honey?

Use my mouth?

Mm -hmm.

And honey, why don't you take a look at these?

Let me see that hand.

Whoa. See?

You're going to be just fine.

Okay. See, he's getting harder now, isn't he?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

See, honey, you are not gay.

I might be.

No. Honey, I would know if you were gay.

Oh, God.

You definitely wouldn't be hard and out of breath, trembling.

None of that would be happening if you were gay, sweetheart.

Oh, your boobs are really nice.

Thank you.

You do think we're going to feel mean now?

No.

Sorry. I was just kind of like upset.

Yeah. See, he's not going to be so upset and angry anymore.

Maybe he just needs relief.

Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm aiming at.

Here, get on the chair.

See he's getting nice and hard now.

He doesn't even know exactly what he wants.

Mom, can I touch Macy's boobs?

Yeah.

See, that's all I can touch her boobs to.

Yeah. You like that?

Yeah, they're nice.

Moms are bigger, though.

I'm littler.

Yeah.

You're also a brat.

We'll talk about that later.

You're not gay, are you?

Yeah, probably not.

I don't think any man in this situation would be considered gay.

here like a gentleman what

do you think because

you're

never going to please a woman that way you say they're mean to you I think we

have more activities to explore.

What do you mean?

Well, I just want to make sure you're not a virgin anymore. Give him some

confidence, you know?

So, take off your shorts, honey. Take off my shorts? Take off your shorts.

The way you're teasing your brother, I'm sure you've done this before.

I need one.

Climb on top of him. Put his lock inside you.

It's okay.

Go.

It comes inside.

Okay, don't come inside your sister.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

There you go, honey.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

See, what do you think, honey?

Oh, God.

You're also going to lose experience for college.

I bet it does.

Good job honey.

You're doing such a good job with your brother.

on your first run.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

He's definitely not gay.

Go back in there, honey.

Oh, my God. Sorry, be a good sister.

There you go.

Mom,

how do I, like, not cum?

You don't think about something else, sweetie?

Think about basketball.

Basketball? Think about basketball.

You have to be able to please a woman.

Otherwise you will find that we are a different kind of mean.

your mother's older, it's all about cracking and popping.

There you go, honey.

Get in here, honey.

Don't be a stranger. None of us are strangers.

You gonna be a good boy, Ella?

Yes, Mom.

Two's a couple, three's a party.

Oh my

God,

it looks so good.

That's how I trapped your father.

I know, I never said that.

Why don't you get down there?

That's gross.

I'll bring it up and go under my roof.

That's fine honey, don't be afraid to poop on it.

Like that?

Yeah.

they see fit degrees but this is what they're really talking about.

Get in there.

Come on, nice and slippery.

Good girl.

Look at him showing Dom in it.

So proud of both of you.

I think we should try another position.

Another position? Which way?

You say that with such enthusiasm. I'd love it. Why don't we try a joggy style

for your brother?

Okay.

Now, Alex, you know what to do, right?

I think so.

All right.

There you go, honey. Oh, fuck.

Good boy, honey.

You can go a little harder than that.

Let's make it challenging.

Is that too hard? No?

Keep going.

You got the approval.

Get the right angle. There you go.

Good boy.

I'm happy for you to get through a little.

I know you're enjoying it.

Good boy.

Sorry.

A lot of moving parts here.

It's alright, honey.

I love you.

Why don't you get down there?

Get back in there, baby.

Good boy, Alex.

You're doing such a good job, sweetie.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh my goodness.

What have you been doing on these streets, miss?

Yes,

that's what that's called.

Oh wow, okay.

This is the part where you do the work honey.

back and forth mom? You go back and forth as deep as you want.

Does everyone feel better?

Yeah, I feel a lot better.

And you're not gay?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Good boy. You're pretty sure?

No, I guess I'm not. Stop being a brat. We need to talk about some other things

later. Why don't you go get cleaned up? Okay, thanks, Mom.

She's still annoying.

You two, stop it.