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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,550 --> 00:00:02,950 Stop denying it, Brittany. 2 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,150 You're a teenage stripper. 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,370 We found the tassels. 4 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:08,870 And the teaching. 5 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:11,990 And the brass pole in the garage. 6 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:17,690 But you're not training to be a firefighter, are you? 7 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:19,730 Are you? 8 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:26,450 I still say she's not maternal enough. I agree. I mean, she's not maternal. 9 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:27,730 She's not nurturing. 10 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:29,780 You were wonderful. 11 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:32,000 Powerful. Very powerful. 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,880 Thank you. 13 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:38,560 You know, I haven't read such a gripping, moving script since... Gandhi. 14 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:43,440 Now that's acting. 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,500 What took you so long? My piano competition is only two days away and 16 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,500 to find a dress. 17 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:56,360 Zoe, I'm sorry. I was trying to get a pathetic part in a cheesy cable movie. 18 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:02,660 And, professional that I am, I do not leave an audition until I am thoroughly 19 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:03,660 humiliated. 20 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:07,660 Well, I have perfect confidence in your mother. 21 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,940 You always get the pathetic parts. 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,420 Thank you, sweetheart. 23 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:18,360 But apparently they feel that I, mother of two, grandmother of one with another 24 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,460 in the way, am not maternal and nurturing. 25 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,400 I hope their cars blow up. 26 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,800 I hate how Hollywood has no regard for people's feelings. I mean, what am I 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,800 going to wear? 28 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,600 Whether I get this job or not, Zoe, I promised I'd buy you a dress, and I'm 29 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,600 going to buy you a dress. 30 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,880 And don't worry. 31 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,260 Burlap doesn't chafe if you line it. 32 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Oh, Mother. 33 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,680 Honey, I'm kidding. 34 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,220 I've never felt this loss before. 35 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,760 Huh? 36 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:55,310 That's why I came to you, mother of two, grandmother of one, with another on the 37 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,310 way. 38 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,290 My baby, come. 39 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:04,790 Let me nurture you. 40 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:10,370 They're gone, aren't they? 41 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:13,550 No, they're still there. 42 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:16,330 Nice try, mother. 43 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:18,890 Too late, you hugged me, and people saw it. 44 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:25,750 I'm taking that vow. 45 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:33,510 Nice work if you can get it. And if you get it, won't you tell me 46 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:34,510 how? 47 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,030 Ten -four. She's in the elevator. 48 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:44,110 Estimated arrival time, ten seconds. 49 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:48,670 Man your stations, people. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not... 50 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,400 See, Zoe, this is why we came with Marianne. It's so much more fun than 51 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,400 in coach. 52 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,700 I really do need a dress. 53 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,360 Excuse me if I don't stay for the coronation. 54 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,820 May I just say, Mrs. Thorpe, you look radiant. 55 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,080 Strange. 56 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,780 There's no latte in my hand. 57 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,860 That makes my other hand sad. 58 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,220 My check -writing hand. 59 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:32,939 This is nice. 60 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:33,940 What do you think? 61 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,020 I think it's totally Janet Reno. 62 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:44,080 Really? I was thinking it's more J. Edgar Hoover. 63 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,980 See, 64 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,760 she doesn't want me here at all. 65 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,740 I'm just a giant blonde wallet. 66 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,480 Thank you so much for shopping with me. I mean, I know you're busy, but I love 67 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,820 hanging out with you. Hey, who's my number one princess? 68 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,100 Me. 69 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,160 Wow. What department did he find her in? 70 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,320 I want one. 71 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,600 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's daughter. 72 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:19,240 I'm kidding. Zoe and I have our moment. 73 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:20,620 Mother, move. 74 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:24,260 See? 75 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:27,500 Some mothers go their whole lives without experiencing a moment like that. 76 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:29,570 Excuse me. 77 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:33,890 I hate to bother you, but my daughter needs help picking out a dress, and I'm 78 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:34,890 completely useless. 79 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,610 I think she looks great in everything. 80 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,110 What about this, Dad? 81 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:39,830 Looks great to me. 82 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:45,830 Good God, what toxic spill did that climb on? 83 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:54,050 You know, I think this would look a whole lot better on you. Oh, it's 84 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:57,530 I'll just tell the salesperson this made me look a little hippie. 85 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,790 You have such great taste. Thank you. No, thank you. 86 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:03,330 No, thank you. 87 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:08,790 Sybil, you can play with her in the store, but you can't take her home. 88 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:13,470 Please, if I promise not to ask for anything else the whole year. 89 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,770 It's amazing how quickly they grow up, isn't it? 90 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:18,210 I wouldn't know. 91 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,890 Zoe's been 30 since she was 12. 92 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:23,650 I'm Larry, by the way. Oh, hi, I'm Sybil. Hi. Hi. 93 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,870 I have to ask you something. 94 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,340 How does it feel to have your daughter actually like you? 95 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:33,400 Oh, I'm sure your daughter likes you. How could anybody not like you? 96 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:40,900 I mean, you're really nice. I mean, you're lovely. I mean, security, remove 97 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:41,900 man. 98 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,680 Zoe, you're kidding. 99 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,920 What? It's got that thing on the shoulder. 100 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,260 It makes a statement. 101 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,460 There are a lot of other people competing. I want the judges to remember 102 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,640 Honey. People remember Pearl Harbor, too. 103 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,400 If I don't have a problem with it, why do you have a problem with it? 104 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,160 I don't have a problem with it. 105 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,580 I just hope my face doesn't freeze like this. 106 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,980 My friends are going to die when they see me in this. I'm so happy. I can 107 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:15,980 explode. 108 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,500 Please do. 109 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,820 You know, I'm going to need shoes and a purse. 110 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,560 Maybe you could help us pick it all out? 111 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,030 Oh. Well, I'm sure Sybil's busy. 112 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:28,390 Yeah, I'm here with my own daughter and we're looking for a... She'd love to. 113 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:33,310 What? She needs your help and I don't. 114 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:36,350 Zoe, this dress is important for your performance. 115 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:37,670 I'll be fine. 116 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:38,930 Really. 117 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:42,590 Really. 118 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:48,770 She's a good kid. 119 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:51,270 She's just so damn clingy. 120 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:08,970 of Gibraltar 3. 121 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:12,890 I didn't see the first two, so I'm afraid I'd be lost. 122 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:17,350 Get back here, Miss B. This is California. 123 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:19,110 And working out is the law. 124 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:22,390 If you don't like it, move to a dairy state. 125 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,770 Oh, did you buy yourself something? 126 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:29,390 No, it's da -da -da -da, the dress. 127 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:34,130 So, this is the Shroud of Zoe. 128 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:37,820 It comes from the Hip and Hideous collection. 129 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,740 Can you believe that thing on the shoulder? 130 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,040 No, don't touch it! 131 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,680 You don't know if it's friendly. 132 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,780 We come in peace. 133 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,720 Why couldn't you let me help her pick out a dress? 134 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,840 Oh, darling, I know. 135 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,860 It's awful when a loved one is shopping impaired. 136 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,320 But there's a wonderful clinic in Milan. 137 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:08,200 This certainly isn't the first time Zoe's barred me from her life. 138 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,840 Maybe I'm just not as good at shrugging it off as I used to be. Of course, it 139 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,540 doesn't help to see Larry and Melinda together. 140 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:18,880 He was pretty taken with you. Will we be seeing Larry and Sybil together? 141 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,400 I don't know. 142 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:21,620 There's Roger. 143 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,720 Sybil, you and Roger have no commitment. 144 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,280 What if it's another 27 years before you see him again? 145 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:32,520 Ask Larry to Zoe's competition tonight. It's harmless. Unless, of course, he's 146 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,499 married. 147 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,159 He's a widower. Dead wife! 148 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,440 Score! 149 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 Oh, yeah. 150 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,679 Please do that when you see him tonight. 151 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,220 Why don't you just use the piano? 152 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:59,660 I don't want to hear the music. I just want to concentrate on the fingering. 153 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,660 Okay. 154 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,470 I'll get it. 155 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,310 Hey. 156 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:16,390 Oh, don't interrupt her. Just, uh, here, give her this. 157 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:19,670 I've had it since I was a kid. It always brought me luck. 158 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,810 A rabbit's foot? 159 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:26,070 You slaughtered an innocent animal for some silly superstition? 160 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:30,650 I didn't personally slaughter the rabbit, Justin. I shot a giant panda out 161 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:31,650 tree and he fell on it. 162 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,460 An animal gave its life for this. 163 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,760 Well, maybe not his life, but definitely his dancing career. 164 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,600 You know, you could have just gotten her a four -leaf clover. Or don't they 165 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,180 scream loud enough when you pluck them? 166 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,100 It's just a rabbit's foot. 167 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:47,780 Oh. Oh, yeah? 168 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,900 Well, is that what you think Mrs. 169 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:53,040 Bunny said to Baby Bunny when they noticed Daddy can only hop in circles? 170 00:09:56,820 --> 00:10:00,520 Now, press your back against your partner's and sink to the floor. 171 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,520 Really feel it in your thighs. 172 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,460 Damn you. Damn you. 173 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Now, 174 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,820 partner one, pull partner two over your back. 175 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,540 I don't wanna. 176 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,720 I don't wanna. 177 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,500 Come on, just a little bit further. Trust me. It's good for your gluteal 178 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,580 rotating ligatoid thingy. 179 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,230 video camera. 180 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:05,370 Mother, this is not my second grade Christmas pageant. 181 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:11,770 No, but it's your first big piano competition, and you're going to want to 182 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:12,770 this again sometime. 183 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:15,250 And what's the deal here? Am I not supposed to share in any of this? 184 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,030 I told you where it was. 185 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:22,030 I know. I can wait outside by the dumpster and shoot you through the 186 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,010 It'll be gritty and artsy and... No. 187 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,700 I'm not going to say a thing about the dress. 188 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,060 Yes, you are. 189 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,120 No, I'm not. 190 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,460 You know, you could still take that thing off the shoulder. 191 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,100 You were right. 192 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,780 We've been through this, okay? 193 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:48,400 It's my performance tonight. I'll pick what I'm playing, and I'll pick what I'm 194 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,319 wearing, all right? 195 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,320 All right, then. 196 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,860 Is it all right if I bring Larry to the concert? 197 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:58,820 Sure. Maybe he can bring Melinda, and she can just explode, and we'll all be 198 00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,920 covered in perky chunks. 199 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,600 What did Melinda ever do to you? 200 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh, I know. She values my opinion. 201 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,020 That's why you were so rude to her. 202 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,320 Whatever. And you're walking away from me now because you know I'm right. What 203 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,300 do you want from me? Do you want me to be all gushy and cute with you like 204 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,720 Melinda is? Because if you do, it will require a very expensive lobotomy. 205 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,180 So, you'd have to be surgically altered to like me. Wow. 206 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,800 I must be really horrible. 207 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:29,060 Oh, God. Why did I ever move back here? I'll take a stab at it. Free food, free 208 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,940 rent, and a free punching bag called Mom. 209 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,660 A lobotomy is not as pricey as she would have you believe. 210 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,020 Motherhood bites! 211 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,730 The rabbit was already dead when they took the foot. 212 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:13,930 Oh, so I guess you don't mind if after you die we hollow out your leg and use 213 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,210 as a lucky umbrella stand. 214 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:19,390 Oh, stop this silly argument. 215 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,629 Justin's right. 216 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:24,010 It was wrong to kill the rabbit for just its foot. 217 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,650 Could have at least lined some gloves and made a nice muff. 218 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:33,980 Zoe is so excited. She found out there's an opening at the concert. Observatory. 219 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,420 And if she does well tonight, she thinks she's got a shot at it. So you two 220 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,420 finally talked? 221 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560 No. 222 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,240 Rachel called from Boston to wish her luck, and I happened over here. 223 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,620 Some people call it eavesdropping. 224 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,260 I call it quality time. 225 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,440 Zoe's up next. 226 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,420 Put that away. She doesn't want us to tape tonight. 227 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,860 She told me it was okay. 228 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,500 She may want to see it someday. 229 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,080 He gets to tape this and I don't? 230 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,180 Help me navigate this moment. 231 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,380 Okay. 232 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,200 It's... Different with fathers and daughters. 233 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,160 She doesn't live with him. 234 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,160 She's doing it just to make you crazy. 235 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,520 That's the one. 236 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,220 Zoe, you suck. 237 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,120 Why do all of our home videos have to start that way? 238 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,340 Sorry, I'm late. 239 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,940 I didn't miss her, did I? No, no, she's next. Great. 240 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,760 By the way, this is for you. 241 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,300 It's a thank you from Melinda for helping her pick out her dress. 242 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,440 Oh, look, Marianne. 243 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,910 She dotted the I in Sybil with a heart. 244 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:36,390 Snap out of it. 245 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,990 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Zoe Woodbine. 246 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,580 You sure they'll take this dress back? I mean, without the thing on the sleeve? 247 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,180 Oh, Pitt. 248 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,120 I've returned snow tires here. 249 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,560 Don't worry, Zoe. 250 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,340 If she pulls her account from this store, a month from now it's an IHOP. 251 00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,940 Okay, 252 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:07,160 you were right. The dress was a disaster. 253 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,190 Not exactly a disaster. 254 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,470 You still came in third. 255 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,270 And you got honest laughs. 256 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,990 Polly Shore can't say that. 257 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,390 Anyway, thanks for saving me. 258 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,290 Hey, that dress was eating my daughter. 259 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,710 I did what I had to do, and I'd do it again. 260 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,510 And that goes for the rest of yous. 261 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,390 Look, I'm never going to be the perfect daughter like Melinda. 262 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:35,350 I'm sorry if that's a big disappointment to you, but it's just not me. 263 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:37,450 Okay. 264 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,850 And I know you want me to get lost, but I'm not gonna. 265 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:43,650 That's just not me. 266 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,390 I don't want you to get lost. 267 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,450 I just want you to accept that we're different. 268 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,250 You're all warm and huggy, and I'm normal. 269 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:57,090 Okay, but when I remember this moment, I'm gonna reword that a little. 270 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,510 This is the dress you wanted me to try on the other day, isn't it? 271 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:07,930 Yeah? 272 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,830 Well, maybe it'll look better on. 273 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:20,090 She's trying on a dress you like. This is a major breakthrough. 274 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:21,790 Yes. 275 00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:23,250 Oh, Marianne. 276 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,270 Did you see that price tag? 277 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,410 I'm so happy. I could explode. 278 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,710 Mom, come on. 279 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,430 I didn't need, you know, shoes and a purse. 280 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,670 Do you think that you could help me and my dad pick it all out? 281 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:46,990 Oh, I can't. My husband's waiting for me. Oh, sorry. 282 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,950 How'd you let her get away? 283 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,210 She was hot. 284 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,290 She was married. 285 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,830 So? 286 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,350 Ugh, you're not too much of a pig. 287 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,490 Just try that brunette over there. And, uh, the dead mother thing's really been 288 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,490 working, so play that up. 289 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,910 Do you know how tall your dad is? 290 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,890 I'd like to get him a body bag. 291 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,750 A body bag? 292 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:19,970 That's so funny. 293 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,189 Okay, look. 294 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,190 I'm an actress. 295 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,690 He hires me to play the part of his daughter so I can help him pick up 296 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:31,790 You know how some guys, they take a dog to the park to get dates? Well, Larry 297 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:32,790 brings me to women's clothing. 298 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,350 Good thing I didn't kiss him goodnight. 299 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:37,950 I'd have to cut my lips off. 300 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,870 You're an actress? 301 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,449 Mm -hmm. 302 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:43,450 Oh. Oh, good. 303 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,810 The world so needs another one. 304 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:52,390 I can't believe you would be so deceitful and... Hey! 305 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:58,450 Oh, I'm sorry. You must be so upset. Your perfect daughter is a hired chick 306 00:19:58,450 --> 00:19:59,450 magnet. 307 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,730 Breathe a word of this to Zoe and she moves in with you. 308 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:05,450 I'll do it. 309 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:06,590 I will do it! 310 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,470 Listen, are you two going to hurt Larry? 311 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,840 Could I help? He's gross and he pays me in quarters. 312 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,460 What? 313 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,640 We could do some wonderful things with your hair. 314 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,940 A pretty barrette. 315 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,220 A headband. 316 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560 Snap out of it. 317 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,680 I'm okay. I'm okay. 318 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,220 Testing. Testing. 319 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280 Can you hear me? 320 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 We have audio. 321 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,190 We have visual contact. 322 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:47,650 All systems go. Wait, stop! 323 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,690 This is domestic champagne. 324 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,390 Drop and give me 20. 325 00:20:55,790 --> 00:21:01,050 Here we go. 326 00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,730 Tell her Larry said she looks easy. 327 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:10,670 If she plays her cards right, he'll let her spray him down with cheese whiz and 328 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,670 lick it off. 329 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,330 sorry, but he won't give you your allowance unless you do this. 330 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:30,110 Now, Melinda. 331 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530 Now, Melinda. 332 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,690 See that woman by the mannequin? 333 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,590 Tell her Larry wants to bury his face in her chest while he thinks she'll be 334 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,750 coming around the mountain. 23881