All language subtitles for Cybill s04e02 the love of her life

Think around.

Let's chat.

Come on, girly cock. Are you afraid
you're going to break a nail? Wait,

No, Frank.

This one's mine.

Good to see you, Lieutenant.

Okay, okay.

Call Animal Control.

I don't want that in the back of my car.

And cut.

That was great.

That was tough, intense.

It was dangerous.

Really? You think so?

No.

Really? Shut up.

I can't believe it's been more than 20
years since we worked together.

Do you remember?

I mean, we used to spend every spare
minute together.

And you introduced me to all those great
Carol Lombard movies.

Before I met you, I thought the ultimate
movie -going experience was Tarzan.

I always dreamed about being in a Tarzan
movie.

Oh, you'd have been a great Jane.

Hell no.

I wanted to be Tarzan.

All Jane ever did was shovel cheetah
poop out of the treehouse.

You could always make me laugh.

I could.

Really? No.

How?

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

I'm fine.

I do my own stunts now.

I just got distracted.

I was thinking about something I have to
do today.

What was that?

Are there any other chores I can help
you with?

I'll make a list.

And bring me some buttocks for my bread.

There may be an extra charge.

Sybil, look what Justin gave me. I found
it on my doorstep this morning with the

sweetest note. Listen, I can't. You do
it.

Mom, here, Justin.

It's a necklace.

It's certainly one of a kind.

If there's a God, yes.

Oh, it's not that bad, Marianne. You
could always wear it with... a bag over

your head.

The point is, Justin was probably saving
a tree or a whale in some third -world

wasteland when he saw this hideous thing
and thought of me.

It's moments like this when I could just
go on and on about him.

I jumped my director's bones today.

I have no sons, Bill.

Well, they kissed. She made the first
move.

But then he responded with a savage
intensity that both shocked and aroused

You told him first?

No, but I might have mentioned it to the
breadsticks.

You have no idea what she's like before
you get here.

We had incredible sex.

I love when stories start that way.

Not today, 27 years ago.

I hate when stories end that way.

He was the cameraman when I was a young
actress just starting out, doing my

first serious movie.

Which one? A Chimp for All Seasons?

No.

Okay, yeah.

But it always sounds worse when you say
it.

It was a three -month shoot, and by the
end of it, Roger and I were in love.

I can't believe you never told me about
this man.

Well, it didn't work out. He went to
France to work with Truffaut. I was

to follow him, but then I got another
movie.

Then I married Jeff, got divorced,
married Ira, got divorced again.

You want to share a couple of bottles of
wine?

Sheriff, now you and Roger can get
together and moan over old times. I

he's leaving on the red -eye for Berlin.

So I only have till midnight to do 27
years of catching up.

Don't get your hopes up. Some men have
been known to do that in 27 seconds.

Not Roger.

Our one night together was the most
passionate, erotic experience of my

life.

Wow.

After wow, after wow, after wow.

to do. We have to decide what you'll
wear, what you'll wear under that, what

flavor it'll be.

Oh, there.

Look at that color that woman is
wearing. On her it says I have too many

but on you it would scream all aboard.

I'll go get a swatch.

I still can't believe you never told me
about Roger.

That's because at the time he was
married.

There. I've told you.

Good game, Ira.

You are really quick for a guy... You
know.

What? A guy with brown hair?

A guy whose first name is a retirement
plan?

Just say it. A guy my age.

Let me get some water. You need some
water?

Why? Because old people need water?

You only beat me by two points, pal.

Wow, I can see all the veins popping out
of your head. You need a pill with that

water?

You want to go again?

Yeah, I'll go again.

Anytime, anyplace.

As long as it's early morning.

Or late afternoon.

And in the shade.

So I just whooped your dad three games
in a row.

Wow, I tremble in the presence of your
glorious manhood.

I have not showered yet, and I will hug
you.

No, no, no, no, no!

Hello?

Yes, Matt Taylor, who's calling?

Okay. Mom, it's Roger!

I got it!

You know, we're so happy that a boy has
finally asked our civil out.

Maybe... See, now she can stop sending
those threatening love letters to Sean

Cassidy.

That's it, Zoe.

I'm changing the lock.

This Roger person's got my mom totally
insane.

Ah, excuse me. But remember, I am the
son of Marianne Thorpe. And for her,

insane is a good day.

See, my mother may appear normal on the
outside, but on the inside, she's

wearing an aluminum foil hat and barking
at cars.

Then I'll bet you five bucks that in the
next 24 hours, my mom outweirds your

mom. I could use the cash. It's a bet.

Hello, Zoe.

Captain Darling, look what Mommy's
wearing.

That unusual necklace you gave her.

Unfortunately, I seem to be having some
sort of allergic reaction.

Mom, that's not a necklace.

Remember when I told you I'd get you
something to hang in your closet to help

repel the moths?

You're wearing it.

You think that I'm having the neckline
of a new Mizrahi gown altered to

accentuate a no -pet strip?

Will you

take a check?

Sybil, I could get lost.

Being rich, if you can get the same rash
as some third -

Funny and talented and sexy.

Wow, I can really see why you dumped
him.

I didn't dump him.

See, it was... Well, sometimes when
you're...

Back in the 70s, everybody was... Zoe,
sit

down.

Gosh, this could really get interesting.

He was married.

You can't be serious.

And you knew?

Hey, I'm not proud of it.

Don't worry, I'm not going to drag you
over the coals about it.

Until I need to.

I didn't know any better then.

I thought just loving him was enough,
but it wasn't.

When he left, I was devastated.

See, he had a wife and I had nothing.

I hope you never have to go through that
kind of loneliness.

He's not married now.

No, I would never get involved with
another married man.

You know, Zoe, maybe you could learn
from my mistake and not have to make the

same one.

Not like you agree.

And one more thing.

One day you'll find out.

This is what life is all about.

You need someone who is

living just for you.

Which ear bobs do you think I should
wear tonight?

How about the married one?

Okay, you heard.

So you know that I've learned my lesson
and that he's not married anymore.

Neither is Dr.

Dick.

And who has been telling me not to see
him?

Who has been saying once a cheater,
always a cheater? Need a clue? Follow

pointing finger.

Yes, Marianne, but that was Dick.

Dick bad.

Roger, good.

See the difference?

You have a choice.

Throw caution to the wind and your
ankles in the air.

Or if you've ever listened to anything
you've ever said, you'll tell the man

of you.

So this is what it feels like to be
right.

I like it.

Hey, I don't want to talk about this
until tomorrow.

After I've slept on him.

It.

And he really likes you. So whatever you
do, don't let him see you eat.

Right.

Hi.

I got this for you.

Oh.

Don't get too excited. It was in the
bargain bin at the car wash.

You get a free video with a giant box of
Skittles.

My man, Godfrey.

With William...

and Carol Lombard. Oh, you are so great.

Where are the Skittles?

I'm not that easy.

You'll have to get me liquored up first.

Sybil, before this goes any farther, I
have to tell you something. Here's the

champagne you ordered. It's an excellent
choice.

Don't gulp and no belching.

Sybil? Roger, wait.

Have you heard the old saying, once a
cheater, always a cheater?

Maybe not because I made it up.

That's what I was about to tell you.

Sybil, I was never married.

You were never married?

I told you I was because, well, you know
what making movies is like.

On a beautiful location, beautiful
people, it's magic.

Then the movie's over and the spell's
broken.

I told you I was married because I
thought we could avoid that horrible

where you get back in the real world and
you realize you left the magic on the

fat.

You were never married.

So for 27 years and one really sucky
day, I've been lugging around this huge

glob of guilt for no reason?

I was supposed to forget you, Sybil.

But I couldn't.

When I finally went back to find you,
you were engaged to that stuntman.

I didn't want to screw up your life.

Do you have any idea what you threw
away?

Yes.

And I paid for it.

I lost you.

And every Carol Lombard movie I ever
loved because they reminded me of you.

Why couldn't we have bonded watching
Porky's?

Sybil, I care about you.

I always have.

And I'm going to shut up now.

And if you walk out that door, well, I
guess I had it coming.

When's your plane leaving?

Three hours.

I have to be back on the set tomorrow or
we fall way behind.

I'm going to go watch a movie.

You coming?

I'll get the car.

And the Skittles.

Here, Ma. Drink this tea.

It should help clear up the rash.

Thank you.

Drink it, Marianne.

Two attempts on your life in the same
day would be too obvious.

You raised him better than that.

So, I'm down in my driveway for a
rematch. I'm playing for 20 minutes

realize you weren't there.

You know, it was hard to tell the
difference.

I'm gonna grab my keys.

Hi, Marianne.

You gonna get that?

No, it's Sybil calling to tell me I'm
right.

I just want it on tape for future use.

Marianne, pick up.

This is important.

Okay, you were right.

But you were also wrong.

Yeah, I can erase that.

Roger just told me he was never married.

Can you believe it?

He wasn't a cheater, just a liar.

Which means I wasn't an adulteress. Just
a fornicator.

I can't remember the last man who made
me feel this way.

Oh, yes, I do.

It was him.

I'm so happy.

How often do you get a second chance
with the one true love of your life?

Boy.

Glad I wasn't around to hear that.

Sybil.

Yes! Twelve in a row for Woodbine. They
said he was too short. They said he was

too old. But now here he is, in his
driveway, all alone, in the dark.

I think I'll start that story over.

What are you doing here? I thought you
were on a date.

Give me the ball, Ace.

Listen, Sid. Give me the ball. Did
Marianne call you? Give me the ball!

You know, Justin told me he could have
beat you a lot worse than he did. Oh,

really? Is that the same Justin that
used to date our daughter?

So I figure you've lost your edge,
Woodbine. Tonight could be my night. I

lot of talking, but I don't see any
shooting.

You want it back? Take it back. Ooh,
what's he gonna do? He can't go around

He can't go through me. What's he gonna
do? What's he gonna do?

Hey! You pinched me!

Yeah, well, you dribbled through my
legs. I hate when you do that.

Well, you practically drew blood.

Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.

My ball!

Oh, I'm scared.

Put your arms down.

What am I supposed to do? Let you shoot
over me?

am I supposed to make this shot?

Where was my head?

Yes! What are you doing? I win.

After one basket?

Well, I don't want to get all sweaty.

Listen, Ira, about what you heard me
tell Marianne.

It's okay.

Really? Because if you want to give me a
hard time about it, I'll hang out.

Aren't you on a date?

Well, technically.

Go.

You sure?

Yeah.

We'll do it tomorrow.

Okay.

but I had to check up on Ira. It's okay.

My man Godfrey will be here next time.

And when is next time?

Not sure.

Two months, maybe a little more, but
I'll be back.

I don't care.

I never liked you anyway.

Roger, I have to admit I'm picturing you
naked right now.

But you only have an hour.

I know.

I wanted to be here to watch you sleep
for a while and sneak down to the

and make you pop tarts.

Which is why I changed my flight.

You changed your flight?

It's going to cost the studio a fortune,
but I'm not leaving until tomorrow.

Sybil, why not?

Why not?

I'm out of Pop -Tarts.

Now, if I was William Powell and you
were Carol Lombard, what would we do

I don't know.

But the good stuff always happens off
the screen.

I love happy endings.

At least not that way.