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- ♪♪ She's the cleverest student
But furthest from prudent ♪
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♪ And deviates often from plans
But don't call her Annie ♪
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♪ Or Fannie or Nanny
Her name, now as always ♪
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♪ Is Anne
Anne of Green Gables ♪
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♪ Anne of Green Gables ♪
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♪ Anne, Anne, Anne ♪
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♪ Anne of Green Gables ♪
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Oh... What the hell
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are you doing, man?
- I don't want to listen
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to the Anne of Green Gables
musical anymore, OK?
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- Why not? It's a good musical!
That's top notch songs!
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Oh, boy... You know,
we got to get in the vibe.
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We're going to her hometown.
- We're not going
to her hometown.
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We're going to our hometown.
We're not tourists.
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- Well, we're essentially
tourists at this point.
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Hey, how sick
do you think Dad will be?
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Do you think we'll be able
to talk to him or do you think
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he'll be like... a husk?
- I guarantee you Dad is fine.
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He's probably just
doing it for attention.
- Oh, don't say that.
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Dad's OK. He's a good guy.
- Dad is a good...?
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- He's OK.
- He's not OK!
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Dad is not a good guy.
He abandoned us
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when we were kids, Mark.
- Come on...
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Like, when I was a kid.
You were like twenty.
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- I was not like twenty.
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- How old were you?
- I was eight!
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What do you think
our age difference is?
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- Honestly, I've never known.
And you are blowing
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my mind right now.
It's only four years
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between us?
- Yes!
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- Cause in my memory, back then,
you were already balding.
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- I was not balding at eight!
- You were a balding boy.
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- No, I wasn't! I've always had
a high forehead. I wasn't!
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- Man, I swear to you.
There was a period of my life
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when I thought you were
so much older than me
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I didn't think I had a brother.
I thought you were Dad's friend.
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- Oh, come on. Come on!
- I'm serious! I'm serious!
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- You're not serious.
- There was a kid at daycare
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who asked if I had any siblings
and I was like: It's just me,
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my mom, my dad and my dad's
friend Andy, who sleeps in the
same room as me for some reason.
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Seems self-conscious
about his thinning hair.
- Alright. Just, please...
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Shut up. Just... We're driving
and we're not talking.
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We're done, OK?
- Alright.
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Then we're gonna listen to...
- No! No!
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- ♪ Anne Anne ♪
- Mark!
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- ♪ Anne of Green Gables ♪
Bridge, bridge, bridge.
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♪ Where the gables are green
and the hills are pristine ♪
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♪ And the waters are-- ♪
- Shut up! Turn it off, Mark!
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I'm gonna drive this car
off the cliff! I swear!
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And here we are.
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- Yeah!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Wow!
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Look at this place!
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Oh! I forgot about the UFO!
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- I didn't.
- Oh!
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My gosh! Is that little Mark?
- Hi!
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Yes. Sorry, who are you?
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- I'm Ruth! I'm your father's...
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Well, I guess you'd say partner.
- Dad's got a partner.
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- Cool.
- I remember you
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from when you were a little boy.
You haven't changed a bit!
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- Thank you, Ruth.
- And who's your friend?
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- Hi, Ruth. It's Andy.
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Andrew.
- He's slightly less memorable.
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- I used... I lived here
for eight years.
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We used to come into
your hardware store.
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- Were you sort of balding
back then too?
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- That's him. Yeah.
- No. No. I wasn't.
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I was eight. That's not a thing.
- That's who you're thinking of.
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- Let me help you
with your things.
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- Oh, sure!
- You don't have to. Or... OK.
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- I like this place already.
- Um. It's great.
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- Here it is!
- Wow!
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- I'm not sure how much
of this stuff you will remember.
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- Oh, man!
Look at all this cool crap!
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Wow!
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Aww... Sarcophagus.
Andy, we've got a sarcophagus.
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Wow, Andy,
check this stuff out, man!
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We've got a stuffed baby deer.
That's horrifying.
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Oh, we got a foetus
in a jar, Andy!
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Please don't be real.
- Your father dealt with a lot
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of shady people over the years.
- Yeah.
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And we used to help him.
He used to call me "the bait".
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- Oh, you're the bait!
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Well, now, I remember you!
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- Yeah, I remember
when you were the bait.
- So, where is Dad?
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Out back yelling
at a school group or something?
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- He's actually in bed now.
He's been spending
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a lot of time there.
- Oh, really? Is he like a...
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Is he like a husk?
- No, no quite. No.
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The doctor says
that he'll be fine.
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He just has to take it easy.
But of course,
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that doesn't come naturally
to him, as you know.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
- We don't. We don't know him.
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- Well, you'll see him
tonight at dinner.
- Cool, cool.
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- I know what's new.
You probably haven't seen
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the wrestling bear.
- My goodness! Andy, come on!
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Let's go and take a look
at that guy!
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What a big boy!
- Hello.
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- Woah, woah, woah!
- Oh! My gosh! Oh, well. OK.
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- This is my niece Bryn.
She helps us out at the museum.
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- Hey, Bryn. You kind of
scared us there for a second.
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- Yeah.
- Oh! Maybe Bryn could
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show you around town tomorrow
when the stores are open again.
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- Yeah. Sure, that sounds good.
Why are the stores
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closed today, by the way?
- It's Beast Day.
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- OK. Cool.
- Yeah...
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- Beast Day.
- What is Beast Day?
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- Oh, well... Once a year,
a beast emerges from the forest
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and searches
for someone to consume,
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so everybody closes their stores
and stays at home
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just to wait things out.
I'm gonna take you to your room.
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- Uh, actually.
- Stop you right there.
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- Yeah. Could you maybe repeat
what you just said? Yeah.
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- Rewind that and sort of
run it back for us.
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- Oh! Every small town
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has its superstitions.
- Oh, so it's a superstition.
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- Maybe that's the wrong word.
What do you call something
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that everyone believes in
because it's real?
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- A fact.
- A fact! That's it,
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that's what we have.
And as a matter of fact,
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Bryn did a drawing of the beast.
- Oh, it's just a quick sketch
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based off the detailed account
of the town's residents.
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- OK!
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- Yeah, that is
very detailed, Bryn.
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Like... anatomically detailed.
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- A lot going on south
of the border on the old beast.
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- Yeah. OK, I'll give that
back to you there.
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- I can sketch you
sometime if you want.
- I'm gonna say no to that,
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but thank you so much
for offering.
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- OK. So just let me
know whenever is good.
- Not... We don't want to.
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- I think we're gonna go
check out our old room now,
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if that's cool.
- Yes! Yes.
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- Well, it's exactly
how you left it.
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- Oh, wow!
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This place looks
exactly the same!
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Look, all my trophies and medals
and all your...
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shelf space
where trophies and medals
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theoretically could've gone.
Oh, Big Bear!
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Remember Big Bear, Andy?
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- Yeah.
- Man, I can't believe
Dad held on to all of our stuff.
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I hope he's OK.
- Dad is fine.
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Probably in bed watching TV.
- Oh, you cynic.
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- Ah! Look at that.
- Who's that?
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- It's Molly Field.
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It's this girl
I used to have a crush on.
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- Oh! Like, when you were
the same age as her or...?
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- Yes.
- OK. Yeah, no, just checking.
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Oh, hey, look at that!
You did win some stuff.
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What is that,
a sixth place ribbon?
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And... birthday boy.
Birthday boy!
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Someone rewarded you for
having a birthday.
- Yeah.
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- Buddy, it is good to be home!
- Yeah.
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OK! I've set out
the scraps of meat
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and the milk
as an offering to the beast,
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so I think we're all set.
Rollie should be down soon.
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Oh! Here he comes!
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Dad?
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- You OK, Dad?
You need help or something?
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Are you alright? You OK, Dad?
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Oh! No!
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- Surprise!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Oh... My gosh!
- Look at them!
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That was a prank?
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- Well, I had to make some kind
of an entrance, didn't I?
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Tada!
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- That was a hell
of a prank, Dad!
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You are bad!
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- Come here, Daddy!
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- Mark! Look at you,
little guy. You've grown!
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- Well, I'm thirty now.
- You're 30 years old?
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- Yeah.
- Good boy! Andy!
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How's the stick?
- What stick?
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The one up your ass.
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- Oh!
- My goodness, Rollie!
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You walked into that one, pal.
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- Oh, it's great to be home!
- I suppose
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we should get started.
Bryn, sweetie,
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would you like to say
the beast prayer?
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- The beast prayer?
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- OK.
- Great. Whenever you're ready.
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- Dear Lord, please keep us safe
from the beast this night.
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The awful beast, with its face
of wolf, its body of wolf,
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and horrifying fangs
not unlike those of a wolf.
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Many would be tempted
to believe it is a wolf.
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However,
we know it is the beast,
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bigger than a wolf, probably.
We're sure it has more limbs.
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So please keep us safe,
O Lord. Amen.
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- Amen.
- Cool prayer, Bryn. Thanks.
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Did we have Beast Day
when I was a kid, Dad?
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I don't really remember that.
- Well, our family
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didn't really
celebrate it that much.
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Ruth's more into
that kind of things.
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- I figure if there is a beast,
we should cover out basis.
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But also, I think
it's a nice excuse
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to spend time with family.
Oh, please start.
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Enjoy the ham.
- So, Dad...How are you feeling?
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You look a lot livelier
that I expected.
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- Oh, well,
sorry to disappoint you, Andy.
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Actually,
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I have had a couple
of little heart attacks.
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But I'm not quite
on my death bed,
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if that's what
you were expecting. Cheers!
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- Well, you kind of led us
to believe that.
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That's why we're here.
- Oh!
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- Well, it's funny.
I thought you were here
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cause you wanted to spend
some quality time with your dad!
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- That's funny, Dad.
And it's funny
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what you said also, Andy.
This meal is so good, Ruth.
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Yeah, the ham and whatnot.
Terrific.
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- I'm sorry. Are you accusing us
of not wanting
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to spend time with you?
Because last time I checked
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you abandoned us
when we were kids.
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- Ah... Here we go!
What did I say?
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Let's get the facts right, Andy.
I did not abandon you.
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Your mother took you to Toronto.
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All I did
was pretend you were dead
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and ignore you for 26 years.
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- That's worse!
That is so much worse!
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- Maybe we'll just agree
to disagree and uh...
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concentrate on
this delicious ham.
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- What do you actually want me
to say, Andrew?
- I don't know!
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Uh, how about "I'm sorry"
and then let's go from there?
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- Alright! Fair enough!
I'm sorry. I am sorry
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that you've got such
a massive stick up your ass.
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That's great.
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- Good ham.
Great, great ham.
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- I have no idea
why I came back here.
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- Well, why don't you leave?
- You know what? I'm going to.
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I'm gonna leave! I am going
to leave tomorrow and I'm gone.
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- Alright, then! Right.
That's fine by me!
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I can go back
to pretending you're dead,
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can I?
- Dad, don't...
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- Alright, well. Um...
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I'll put your dinner
in the fridge for later!
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You know, I think
we're gonna look back on this
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as a productive conversation.
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- Yeah. Maybe, yeah.
- It really is great ham.
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- It is good ham. Thank you,
Bryn, for saying that.
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I was waiting
for someone to corroborate.
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You want to talk
about it?
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- No.
- OK.
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- Oh! Oh, I had a nightmare.
- What?
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- Boys! Your father is missing!
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- Was it the...?
- Yes. It was the beast.
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Or possibly something else,
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but... I'm pretty sure
it was the beast.
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What do you think,
constable Gibbs?
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- It's kind of hard to tell.
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There's no sign of forced entry,
no body...
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and no hard evidence
linking this to the beast.
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- Thank you!
He probably just went for a walk
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and booked himself
into a motel or something.
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- He wasn't going for a walk!
He was attacked in the yard!
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We found his robe.
- So?
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- So, there's blood on it. See?
Blood. Blood. Constable Gibbs...
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Blood on the robe. You see that?
- Hmm. This is interesting.
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- Come on!
If he was attacked by a beast,
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don't you think
there'd be more blood?
And wouldn't it be torn a bit?
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- Yeah, that's a good point.
- Or...
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Countertheory. The beast knows
how to undress people.
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- That is interesting.
- Bryn!
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- Did you see anything like that
in your dream, Mark?
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- To be honest, the details
of my dream are pretty hazy,
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so I'm not sure.
- Woah. You had the beast dream?
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- I guess I did, yeah.
- The beast dream?
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- Oh, this changes everything.
- No! It doesn't change a thing.
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I mean, Mark heard a bunch of
stuff about a beast yesterday,
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then he had a dream.
That's how dreams work.
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- Shut your mouth.
- What did the beast look like
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in your dream?
- Well, unfortunately,
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the whole dream was
from the beast's P.O.V,
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so I never got to look at him.
- Damn it! Damn it!
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- It would have been nice if
the beast had walked passed
a mirror or something.
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- I was thinking the same thing.
- That would've been good.
- Can we please
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stop talking about
Mark's dream and find Dad?
- You know, that's a good call.
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It's time
to get down to business.
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Can I have your attention
please?
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I'd like to welcome our mayor,
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Helen Breeley.
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- Hello, citizens of Cavendish!
How are the best damn people
in the world?
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Wouh!
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Doing very well, thank you.
- Alright, good stuff.
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Good to hear.
Unfortunately,
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a time many of us have feared
since childhood is upon us.
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The beast has returned
to our fair town
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and taken one of our own.
Last night,
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Rollie Tennesen disappeared.
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One of his sons saw it happen
in a dream.
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Yeah. Beast dream. Brutal.
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- Now, none of us were alive
the last time
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the beast took a townsperson,
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but we've all heard the stories
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They are woven
into the very fabric
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of our municipal flag.
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The question is:
Now that the beast has returned,
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what should we do?
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- Yes?
- Uh...
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...is what it is...
you don't go to...
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...used to say
he's a street angel...
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...devil.
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...I say all you got to do
is give him a wicked...
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...you're golden.
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00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,750
- I appreciate your honesty,
Felix. Thank you.
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00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,720
- Mayor Breeley!
I'd like to say something.
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- What's that, Molly?
- That's Molly Field!
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- Huh?
- From the grade 3 photo.
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- Oh! You should talk to her.
After this.
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After this.
- You all know me.
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You know how I earn a living.
- Oh, yeah.
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You work here at the dinner.
- That's right.
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But you also know
how I supplement my income.
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- I want to say hunting.
- Hunting!
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- OK!
- As a hunter, I can tell you.
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If you want to catch something,
you gotta be ready to try
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really, really hard to catch it.
Really hard.
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I've hunted everything
there is to hunt
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in these woods.
Deer, coyote,
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man I thought was a creature
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cause of the way
that he was moving.
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- Sorry again, Felix.
- ...go on.
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- So... if you really want
to catch this beast,
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you gotta be ready
to get out there tonight
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and strike
without hesitation! Yeah?
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00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,738
I got a big old bag
of weapons here.
- Holy smoke!
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00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,042
- Let's go kill the beast!
- Yeah!
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00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,214
I can see why you like her, man.
She's nuts!
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00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:21,319
- Kill the beast!
- Kill the beast! Kill the beast!
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00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,292
- This is such a stupid idea.
- What are you talking about?
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00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,494
The Tennesen boys
out in the woods in a posse,
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looking for Dad,
trying to save him
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from the clutches of the beast.
- "Clutches of the beast"...
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00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,834
Dad's just hiding because
he wants me to feel guilty
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00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,769
for yelling at him.
- Come on, Andy
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00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,771
Everyone else is convinced
that it's the beast.
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Including Molly Field who,
by the way,
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is looking pretty good.
Didn't notice a fella.
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- I doubt she even remembers me.
- She remembers you.
Are you kidding me?
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00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,982
The way she said "Hey, sorry,
we're all out of weapons,
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00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,185
but here's a compass
and a bag of flashlights"?
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00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,820
There were sparks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,458
Yeah, I can really see like a...
summer romance springing up
between you two.
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00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,695
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah. I think so.
- I see what you're doing. No.
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00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,797
- What am I doing?
What are you talking about?
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00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,732
- I'm not staying the summer.
I'm waiting till we find Dad
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and then I am out of here.
- Andy, the greatest gift
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00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,069
you can give yourself
is to let love into your heart.
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00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,405
Hmm? You know who said that?
- No.
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00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,875
- Garfield talking to Odie.
In some pretty unconvincing
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00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,077
fan fiction I read.
But that line resonated.
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00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,480
I liked that line a lot.
- Wait. I'm tired of...
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00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,417
- What's wrong?
- Where is the rest
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00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,753
of the group?
- Oh, where's the group?
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00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,088
- Hello?
- Hey! Easy, man.
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00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,691
You don't need to summon
the beast. Let's just--
- There's no beast!
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00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,227
What was that?
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00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,296
- Oh, I think that might
have been the beast.
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00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,432
- It wasn't the beast.
It was just...
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just a wild animal.
- I don't think
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00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,770
that makes it better, Andy.
- Yeah, you're right.
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00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,839
What do we do?
- I think we run.
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00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,509
- What? OK, OK, OK!
- We run, you stupid bastard!
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00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,252
- Go, go, go!
- Stop, stop, stop!
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00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:05,022
Where are we, man?
- I don't know. Keep going!
365
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,729
- In here! In here! In here!
In here! Here. OK.
366
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,798
OK. Let's just stay here
for a second.
367
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,402
You know what I mean.
- I think I figured it out.
368
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,437
The beast and I
have a connection.
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00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,472
If I could see it in my dream,
then it can probably see me
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00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,408
and now it's coming
to close the loop.
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00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,743
- Will you shut up? We just have
to keep our voices down and...
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00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,678
- Aaaah!
- What is it?
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00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,714
Should I stab it
with my pitchfork?
- No, no! It's... it's a person.
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00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,751
Dad?
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00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,389
Dad, are you OK?
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00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,592
- Should I stab him
with my pitchfork now?
- No, you should not stab him
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00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,061
with a pitchfork!
378
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,365
- Oh, my goodness.
- He's had some sort
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00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,433
of psychotic break. We have
to get him to the hospital.
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00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,602
- No, we can't go out there.
There's a beast out there!
381
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837
- There is no beast!
- Beast...
382
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,773
- See?
- He is delirious. Get him up.
383
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,709
- Actually, yeah. Because if
the beast brought him here,
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00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,711
then it's probably gonna
come back for him. Alright.
385
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,713
Let's go, Daddy.
How are you feeling, man?
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00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,449
You good?
- OK.
387
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,886
What was that?
388
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,589
- Oh no! It's the beast!
It's come to close the loop.
389
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,591
- Let's go, let's go.
- Go, man. Go, man. Just go.
390
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,561
Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
391
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,264
- Oh, crap! It's the beast! Oh!
392
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,466
God, Andy!
393
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,002
You just stabbed a little kid!
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
394
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,071
Oh, God! Oh, my God! Hey!
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00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,140
You OK? Hey, buddy.
Um... We should probably
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00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,210
get out story straight.
I thought you were the beast.
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00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,811
Jacob!
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00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,947
What the hell
did you do to my son?
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00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,983
- Oh, crap. She's got a son.
- He came running
400
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,818
out of nowhere. I thought...
I thought he was the beast.
401
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,819
- He's 8 years old!
He was scared!
402
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,889
- Why did you bring
an 8-year-old to hunt a beast?
403
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,591
- Why would you stab a child?
- OK. I don't want to sound
404
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,227
like a jerk here, but you're
the one who said we should
405
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,430
strike without hesitation, so...
- You son of a bitch!
406
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,032
- Woah! Get off!
407
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,036
- So, I know that wasn't
the ideal reunion
408
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,038
between you and Molly,
but when she attacked you,
409
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,974
I didn't see a ring.
- Can you just please shut up?
410
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,909
- Or what? You're gonna wait
until I have a kid
411
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,178
and then stab it?
- Please, just shut up!
412
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,314
- Come in, boys! Dr. Green is
just explaining what happened.
413
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,116
- Well, due to
your father's memory loss,
it is going to be difficult
414
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,252
to pin down a precise sequence
of events, but it does appear
415
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,321
that he sleepwalked
into the forest, got lost
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00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,623
and suffered a nervous breakdown
due to his general poor health.
417
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,059
At least, that's what the doctor
side of me has to say.
418
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,328
Personally, I think this is
a classic case of the beast.
419
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,297
- I knew it!
- OK. Time to see
420
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,132
how the stitches are holding up
on that child you stabbed.
421
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,668
- So you stabbed a child?
422
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,504
Did you?
- And not only
did Andy stab a kid,
423
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,839
it was the son of a woman
he used to have a crush on.
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00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,409
- Molly? Oh, she's a catch!
And I happen to know
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00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:42,279
she's single.
- Woah! There you go, Andy.
426
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,415
If you can convince her
to forget
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00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,118
you stabbed her son,
she's all yours.
428
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,455
- That's great,
thank you, Dad. Thanks.
429
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,491
- Oh...
430
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,494
Yes. Um, Andy...
431
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,964
I'm sorry about last night.
- What?
432
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,467
- I'm sorry about last night.
433
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,670
I'm glad you're back
and I know you were thinking
434
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,774
of leaving, but if you did
chose to stay, then...
435
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,043
there's a room for you
as long as you want.
436
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,713
- Wow!
- Up to you. Well.
437
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,848
- Um...
438
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,385
OK. I guess we could stay
a couple of extra days,
439
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,388
see where it goes from there.
- Sounds like a yes to me!
440
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,857
- No, that is a tentative yes.
It is not a full yes.
441
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,728
- A nice full yes.
- Great. So just let know
when you want me to draw you.
442
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,696
- Uh... Not gonna do that.
- No, we're... we're cool.
443
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,399
- It's gonna be great.
- So, Dad, gotta ask.
444
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,202
- Hmm-mm?
- Do you remember seeing
the beast at all last night?
445
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,337
- The only thing
I can remember
446
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,041
is seeing Andy in the cave
and then thinking:
447
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,011
If I stab him now,
I can plead insanity.
448
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,180
That was nice for one second.
449
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,716
- It was nice.
450
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,918
I just remembered something.
After Andy stabbed Molly's son
451
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,887
last night,
he told him he wanted
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00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,922
to get their story straight.
- No. There is..
453
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,558
- I'm not kidding!
He said that to a child.
454
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,628
A bleeding child!
- There's a reason for that.
455
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,530
- He's positively evil!
456
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:11,035
- ♪♪ You can make your life
a misery if you try ♪
457
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,705
♪ You can take a smile
and change it to a sigh ♪
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♪ And then you'd be on a cloud ♪
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♪ Cause there's an awful lot
of sunshine in the sky ♪
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♪ Yes, there's an awful lot ♪
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♪ Of sunshine in the sky ♪♪
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