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[Gene] I think I've been
in this position too long.
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I can't feel my legs.
Could someone look and tell me
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-if they're still there?
-Tina will.
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-Can I do it later?
-Forget it.
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If they're gone, they're gone.
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Okay, you clump-a-lumps.
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Get up and get dressed.
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We don't get dressed on Sundays.
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It's the day we worship the TV.
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-[all gasp]
-[Linda] Come on.
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It's nice out.
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We're going on a family walk.
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[all exclaim]
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But our family
is terrible at that.
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It's too hot for a walk.
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It's too cold for a walk.
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It's a beautiful day
and we're wasting it
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just walking around.
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This is happening,
and it's gonna be great.
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You always say that.
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Your mouth is a lie hole!
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Wait, does Dad know about this?
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There's no way he signed off
on a "walk."
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Oh, yeah. Dad, can you deal
with your wife, please?
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-Tina.
-Sorry.
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Okay, I'm ready to go.
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-Traitor.
-Sorry, kids.
-Ha!
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In your little faces!
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Yes, our family walks
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have not always been great,
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and some have been very bad.
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We did have that
sort of good one,
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before it went bad.
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So, yay, walk.
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And, hey, I'm prepared
this time.
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I got sunscreen,
I got Band-Aids,
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I got a water bottle,
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I got a change of shorts
for Gene.
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-Gene, you know why.
-I do.
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And I got these
new walking shoes.
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You see? Walk, walk, walk.
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Aren't they fun?
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I hate them! Sorry.
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I hate what they stand for.
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Oh! The restaurant!
We can't walk.
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We have to work
in the restaurant.
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I thought that place
closed down.
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-Gene.
-Wow. Tina's right, Mom.
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I'd love to go on a walk
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but, you know, got to work.
Married to my job.
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We'll be back in time
to open for lunch.
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We're just gonna walk
to the end of the Old Pier,
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say hi to the ocean
and come right back.
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The Old Pier?
The one with no fun stuff on it?
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Unless you count
old fishermen as fun.
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[sighs] Okay.
We'll go on your death march.
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If we can get toys
at the souvenir place.
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Toys? No.
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Candy at the candy place?
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It's 9:30 in the morning.
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Muffins at the muffin place?
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-Yeah.
-Yes, yes, yes.
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Hmm, it is by the pier.
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Their muffins are really good.
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Muff yeah, they are.
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Okay, deal.
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We're going on a family walk.
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Everybody pee.
Wait, me first.
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What happened, man?
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[sighs] I said sorry.
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[Linda clicks tongue]
Aw.
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You see, kids?
It's such a nice day,
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-even the bird's walking.
-[Tina] And it's
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-eating an old diaper.
-Oh.
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Yeah, gross.
Still a nice walk, though.
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-[Gene] Mm...
-Hold on.
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Something's funky
with my new shoes.
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Fun funky.
Let me pull up my socks.
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Well, hello.
Look who's at
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-the sunglasses place.
-[Tina] Coach Blevins.
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And he's wearing
some sort of shorts that
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go all the way down?
Wait, he owns pants?
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-[Louise] Or rents them.
-[Gene] I guess he's taking
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a day off
from teaching science
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and yelling at kids
to "get after it."
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You know, I heard a rumor
that Coach Blevins
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makes sweat-scented candles.
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Sweat-scented candles?
Oh, my God.
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I know.
I'm not not interested.
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Gene, we did that-- the
sweat joke we made the other day
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-about Blevins.
-We went viral.
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And not in a diarrhea way,
for once.
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W-Wait, what happened?
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Well, let's just say
Gene and I have both been
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targeted by Blevins
for our lack of perspiration.
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One. And done.
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Don't want to get too ripped.
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They're called sit-ups,
not lie-downs, Louise.
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-Get sweating.
-Ugh.
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[grunts]
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Gene, come on. Get after it.
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I'm just not
feeling inspired yet.
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And I don't
love the choreography,
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if I'm being honest.
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Just once I'd like to see you
break a sweat during PE.
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Would you settle
for seeing me break wind?
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So, in the lunch line,
Gene said...
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What is that man's obsession
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-with sweating?
-And I said...
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I think he collects it
to make sweat candles
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so his whole house
can smell like PE.
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And Gene said...
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Yeah. And then
he sells them on Sweatsy.
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Kids must have heard us
and spread it around as a rumor.
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So, that sweat candle idea's
still up for grabs?
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Wait, is that
your sort of friend,
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-Fifth Grade Megan?
-Where?
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Oh, Megan.
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Is she following Blevins?
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You mean, like, on the socials?
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Megan's not allowed
to follow teachers anymore.
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That seems like
one of those rules you shouldn't
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-have to make a rule about?
-Yeah.
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She followed Ms. Santucci home
every day for three days
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because she thought
Ms. Santucci was a werewolf.
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Now if she does it again
she'll get suspended.
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Ms. Santucci's not a werewolf.
She's just European.
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This is nice, right?
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Yeah.
No one's even complaining.
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Ugh! These socks.
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-Yep.
-Hold on.
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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Just a tiny little blister--
Ow.
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Ew. I mean, mm, wow.
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Sorry, socks,
it's not your fault.
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We both know
who's to blame here.
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It's these shoes.
You failed me, new shoes.
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But I've got the Band-Aids,
so we're good.
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Do you need anything?
You want a sip of water?
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You want lip balm?
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-A receipt for lip balm?
-Um, no thanks.
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-Tampon?
-Maybe later.
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[Louise]
Huh. There's Blevins,
but where's Megan?
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-Was there ever a Megan?
-She is a bit of a kook.
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Once, during recess, she tried
to convince a few of us
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that chickenpox was
invented by chickens
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as a way to overthrow mankind.
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That's not true. Right?
[weak chuckle]
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No, actually,
it's a proven fact.
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[all exclaim]
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Why are you guys following me?
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-Why are you following Blevins?
-I have my reasons.
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You already got in big trouble
for this exact type of stuff.
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If Blevins catches you,
it's Suspension City.
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And that place doesn't even have
a decent Whole Foods.
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-So what gives?
-Okay, I'll tell you.
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But I'm not responsible
for the danger
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this information may put you in.
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Uh-huh, yeah, sure.
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So, you probably heard
that Coach Blevins
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is collecting students' sweat
to make candles.
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Oh, God. Megan, listen--
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But, actually, he's handing it
all over to Big Data.
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-Um...
-They're mining
our sweat for DNA.
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They'll be able to predict
who's gonna be a troublemaker,
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who's gonna be a goody-goody,
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who's gonna
go into performing arts.
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It all goes into a database
so schools can identify
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potential "problem" students.
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And then silence them.
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Wow.
Megan, that's... elaborate.
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-Thank you.
-And I love hearing
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your many theories, which are
all super rational, but--
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He's on the move, he's
on the move. And once I have
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enough proof,
I'm gonna go to the cops,
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I'm gonna go to the media,
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anyone who wants
to know the truth.
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Tom Cruise?
Even though he can't handle it?
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Megan, wait.
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Aw, damn it.
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So, Megan heard
our hilarious rumor
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and now she thinks
Blevins is part
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of a global sweat conspiracy?
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And it could get her suspended,
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which is not great.
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Because it'll be
all your fault, basically?
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't say that.
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I mean, I did say it,
'cause it's true.
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Gah!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow,
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-ow, ow, ow, ow--
-Lin, maybe we should
just go home.
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Aw. Ow! Ow, ow-- Why?
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-Just an idea.
Uh, because, you know,
-Ow, ow, ow,
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-of the sounds you're making.
-ow, ow.
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Ugh, fine. I'll never
forgive you for this, shoes.
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I'm sure they feel bad about it.
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No, they don't. Look at them.
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They're laughing at me.
Well, the kids'll be thrilled.
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Hey, guys?
We're-we're gonna head home.
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Mom's new walking shoes
aren't great for walking.
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Oh. Uh, seriously?
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But can't we keep going?
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You guys want keep walking?
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Yeah. We love it so much,
it turns out.
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And it doesn't have anything
to do with the fact
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that a joke we made might
get someone in huge trouble.
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-What?
-Nothing!
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Aw, they love walking.
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Kids, your mom really
isn't up to--
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No, I'm fine.
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I'm great.
Better than great.
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-Family walk.
-Is that blood on your sock?
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It's just a little bit
of new shoe blood.
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It's very normal
for this type of shoe.
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-Okay, let's walk, people.
-All right!
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-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
-Oh, my God.
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-[grunting]
-Can we, uh, pick up the pace
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a little bit here?
You know, get the blood pumping?
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Maybe no more blood
for Mom, though.
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-'Cause of, um, you know.
-Guys, I don't think
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-your mom can go any faster.
-Sure I can.
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Ow, ow, ow.
See? So fast.
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And now I'm gonna sit
on the bench, ow.
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-Ooh, I could sit.
-Gene.
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-Or keep walking.
-Hey,
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you kids go ahead,
we'll catch up in no time,
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if your dad doesn't
slow us down too much, right?
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[laughs]
So out of shape,
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-he is. [weak chuckle]
-Mm. Mm-hmm. Yep.
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And, uh, if we don't catch up,
we'll meet you
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at the end
of the Old Pier, okay?
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Family walk. Yay.
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-Okay.
-See you later.
-Bye.
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Oh, wait,
here's some muffin money.
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Muffin Money is gonna be
my exotic dancer name.
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Don't steal it.
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We're never gonna
make it to that pier.
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Yes, we will, damn it.
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Bob, you see
the coffee place over there?
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Yeah. You want a coffee?
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No, we can't
afford their coffee.
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-I want napkins. For my feet.
-Napkins?
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Yeah, I-I just need
some more things
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between my feet
and the shoes that hate my feet.
246
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So, I should go in and take
napkins without buying anything,
247
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like a criminal?
248
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We let people come in
and take our napkins.
249
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No, you don't.
You yell at them.
250
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Yeah, but none of them
were bleeding.
251
00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,683
-Well, that one guy was.
-I apologized once I found out.
252
00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,319
Eh, you said, "Doesn't seem
like that much blood."
253
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Just go and get
the napkins, please.
254
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,691
How far up does this go?
School board?
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The Board of Education?
Could be a whole smorgasbord
256
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of boards in on this.
257
00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,863
Megan, listen, you...
you got to stop.
258
00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,434
That sweat candle rumor came
from a very funny joke we made.
259
00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,203
And it spread
like sweaty wildfire.
260
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Louise, I know sweat candles
aren't a real thing.
261
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Who'd believe
something crazy like that?
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Yeah, I know, right?
263
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But all rumors have
a touch of truth to them.
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And this one got me thinking.
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All the signs were there,
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I just needed
to connect the dots.
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Sweat can contain skin cells,
hair cells.
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That's why every time
a drop of sweat
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touches the basketball court,
Blevins immediately wipes it up.
270
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And it explains why
he loves dodgeball
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so much.
Sweat flying
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everywhere.
And his precious mats?
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All he has to do
is wait until class ends,
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swab those suckers,
and it's a sweat-fest
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ready for processing.
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PE is a BO-scented
DNA gold mine.
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[Tina] OMG.
278
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,739
But I haven't been able
to figure out
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where he's processing the DNA.
280
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,943
The school definitely
doesn't have
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that kind of equipment,
and Blevins
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00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,947
doesn't seem to have a lab
set up at his house or anything.
283
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,183
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You went in Blevins' house?
284
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,552
Oh, my God, no.
That's so creepy.
285
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,553
-I watched him
through his windows.
-Oh, Megan.
286
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,155
He's getting a call.
Okay, it's probably his handler
287
00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:17,491
to coordinate the drop.
He's talking on his phone
288
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,460
and he's looking in his bag.
He's saying,
289
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,762
"Yes, I have the sweat samples
right here."
290
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,063
-He is?
-I mean, I'm guessing.
291
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,165
I can't read lips.
But I do read vibes.
292
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,067
Yeah, I can't think
of any other reason
293
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,036
he'd be looking in his bag
and talking on his phone.
294
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,004
-That's the only explanation.
-I know.
295
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,041
He's gonna lead me
right to his processing center.
296
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,142
-His bottom?
-Megan.
297
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,310
We made an incredible joke.
298
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,911
Please don't
get suspended over it.
299
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,281
Louise, your "joke"
put me on a path
300
00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,881
toward truth and justice.
301
00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,251
If that gets me
suspended, then...
302
00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,355
-That was deep.
-Megan, stop! Ugh!
303
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,957
-Your fault.
-[Louise] Shh!
304
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,493
Cheap Band-Aid that only
sticks to the sock.
305
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:53,694
Here are the napkins.
306
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,162
Uh, I got a coffee.
It's small.
307
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,363
I put it on the credit card.
308
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,465
-We'll pay it off over time.
-Thanks.
309
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,700
-Oh, I also got sugar packets.
-Ooh, free sugar.
310
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,303
-No, not for your mouth.
For your feet.
-Oh. For my feet?
311
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,272
Maybe? Seems kinda cushiony?
312
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,573
You know what, I'll try it.
313
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,809
Get in there.
You get in there, you two.
314
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,311
Hmm. Okay,
a little less searing pain.
315
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,414
And the napkin's
soaking up the blood
316
00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,283
and the sugar's squishy,
so that's fun.
317
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,619
Yeah, it's all working out.
318
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,087
Let's go find the kids. Ow.
319
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,557
[children panting]
320
00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:25,592
[Tina]
Will you look at that?
321
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,294
Everyone's jumping
on the muffin train today.
322
00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,563
[Gene]
Well, it is muffin season.
Which means
323
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,166
just a few more months
till hot scone summer.
324
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,234
[Megan]
Look at the cover story
of that magazine.
325
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,771
"Bio-tech Breakthrough."
Could that be any more obvious?
326
00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:39,606
[Louise] Oh my God,
a science teacher
327
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,475
is reading a science magazine?
328
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:42,543
Call the Pentagon.
329
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:43,911
[Megan] Louise,
if it's easier for you
330
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,312
to live in your little
dream world
331
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,914
where teachers
aren't using our sweat
332
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,749
to create a database,
then maybe it's best
333
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,950
if you just stay asleep.
334
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,952
But some of us
have to do something.
335
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,054
You can high-five
the crap out of me later.
336
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,455
Okay, how about this?
337
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,658
If you're so sure that Blevins
is collecting our sweat,
338
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,159
then let's set a trap.
339
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,293
-[Gene] What?
-[Tina] What?
340
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,461
[Megan]
That's a great idea
341
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,063
I should've already had.
How do we do it?
342
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,864
[Gene] I'm assuming step one
is we get muffins.
343
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,101
-[Tina] Step two,
we eat the muffins?
-[Gene] Copy that.
344
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,570
No, we use bait that Blevins
could never resist.
345
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:15,141
Sweat from the one kid
who's never left a drop in PE.
346
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,277
What?
347
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,312
[grunting]
348
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,647
[Tina]
Are we gonna get in trouble?
349
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,914
What if Blevins gets suspicious?
350
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,716
Tina, I'm trying
to prove a point here.
351
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,552
Gene, you're barely moving.
You actually have to sweat.
352
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,555
I'm warming up. Also,
I don't know any exercises.
353
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,758
Run in place
or just do that dance
354
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,160
you're planning on doing
when you meet Prince in Heaven.
355
00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:35,295
But I need Ken to be
my "Jerome" for that.
356
00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,530
[Louise]
Gene, just do it.
357
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,031
Ugh, okay, I'll try it.
358
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,300
[grunting rhythmically]
359
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,304
Now get
Coach Blevins' attention.
360
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,274
Hi, Coach Blevins!
It's me, Gene Belcher!
361
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,043
Uh, hi, Gene. Are you...
362
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,346
-doing the bird?
-Just doing some working out.
363
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,148
You convinced me. And... done.
364
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,817
Hoo. Good game, everyone.
365
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,887
Woo! Time to throw this
sweaty, sweaty T-shirt away.
366
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:05,259
Bye, Coach Blevins. Off I go
to the beach to catch my lunch.
367
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:06,594
Um, bye?
368
00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,362
-Good work.
-Yeah, you really went for it.
369
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:12,766
[sighs] Thank you,
but my eyes are up here.
370
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,933
[Megan]
And the trap is set.
371
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,004
[Louise]
And... he doesn't care at all.
372
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,205
Well, this has been fun.
373
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,673
Especially
the us being super right
374
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,342
and you being so very wrong,
375
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,211
-but we need to go meet
our mom and dad and--
-[Megan] Look.
376
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:25,679
[Louise]
What?
377
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,481
He's just
crossing the street to...
378
00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:29,883
to... What the heck?
379
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,153
-[laughs] I knew it.
-What?
380
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,455
No! My shirt!
381
00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:36,624
Now I'm gonna need sunscreen
for my shoulders,
382
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,891
Mary-Kate and Ashley.
383
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,226
Wait, I thought
they were the Judds.
384
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,261
-My jugs are the Judds.
-Oh, yeah.
385
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,635
[Louise]
I can't believe it.
Coach Blevins took Gene's shirt?
386
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,137
It doesn't make any sense.
387
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,305
[Gene]
Like that movie
Stop Making Sense.
388
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,775
Okay, people,
this is undeniable proof
389
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,443
that Coach Evan Blevins
390
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,479
is for a fact collecting
the sweat of Wagstaff students
391
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,748
for the behavior
predictive database.
392
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,417
-Ugh.
-And, Louise,
393
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,851
we never would've had
this breakthrough
394
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,287
-without your idea for the trap.
-No. Shh. No, it-- [sighs]
395
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,156
-[Megan] Yeah.
-I'm not here,
I'm not part of this.
396
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:11,225
Another thing that's your fault.
Just saying.
397
00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,026
Yeah, thank you. Helpful.
398
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,228
[Linda grunting]
399
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,764
Oh, God. Stupid feet.
400
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,431
Is it just bone down there?
401
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,300
I don't want to look.
It's nasty.
402
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,835
Well, why don't I just go
get the car?
403
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,206
No, no. This could be the start
of a new family tradition.
404
00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:27,174
We could be a family of walkers.
405
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,809
Walker Belcher Rangers.
406
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,546
And I can get new feet,
better feet, Uma Thurman feet.
407
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,414
Those can't be real, right?
Come on.
408
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,950
We're still kind of
walking with the kids
409
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,018
even though they're, like,
four blocks ahead of us.
410
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,186
I-I can still feel them.
They don't feel kidnapped.
411
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,890
Uh-huh. W-Well, what if,
uh, you-you get on my back?
412
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,060
-Your back?
-I know, it's not good,
413
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,961
but maybe today it'll be strong?
414
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,797
I'll crouch down
a-and you climb on.
415
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,465
-You'll crouch down?
-I know.
416
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,834
It's sounding worse and worse,
but let's try, okay?
417
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,168
-Oh, my God.
-All right, here we go.
418
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,670
-Climbing on.
-[grunts]
419
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:59,339
Lin, you're choking me. Okay.
Will you loosen your arms?
420
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,808
-Oh, sorry. Sorry.
-It's fine.
421
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,143
-Sorry. Oh...
-It's great. Okay.
422
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,778
Okay. Here we go.
423
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,647
[grunting] We're walking.
424
00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,049
-Hi, hello.
-[Bob grunting]
425
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,017
Doing great, Bob. Sort of.
426
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,320
Okay, there's a curb coming up.
Use the ramp.
427
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,689
I can't turn. I'm committed.
428
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:18,526
Come on, legs. You can do this.
429
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,360
And... up. Nope.
430
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,561
And... up.
431
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,463
-[straining] I'm dying.
-Uh... Okay, put me down.
432
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,699
-Put me down. Bob, you okay?
-[grunts]
433
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,168
I heard crackly sounds.
434
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,135
No, that's normal, I think.
435
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:33,307
Maybe Coach Blevins just needed
a shirt that would fit
436
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:34,608
a ten-year-old boy
for some reason?
437
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,644
Nice-ish gift for
his least favorite nephew?
438
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,046
It's probably for his dog.
439
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,748
I do have the exact same torso
as an adult corgi.
440
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,483
I just... [sighs]
I don't get it.
441
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:45,152
There's got to be
some explanation.
442
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,554
Hey, Louise,
I know the truth can be scary.
443
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,557
But being afraid of it
doesn't make it any less real.
444
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,427
And if we do nothing,
if we just cover our eyes,
445
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,829
the bad guys win,
and then all our fates
446
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,199
are decided by Coach Blevins
wiping our sweaty balls.
447
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,234
-[Tina] And... he threw it away.
-[Megan] What the...
448
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,003
-Ha!
-How dare he.
449
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,371
It's made of cotton.
450
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,906
[grunts, groans]
451
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,774
Ugh, forget it.
I'll go barefoot.
452
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,276
Throw these things
into the ocean.
453
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,345
Or into a volcano. Damn you.
454
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:13,147
It's too far
to go barefoot, Lin.
455
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,781
Plus, the ground's pretty gross,
456
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,950
and you have a lot
of open wounds.
457
00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:19,653
[sighs] Then leave me.
Find a new wife.
458
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,954
Someone with shoes that fit.
459
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,190
-Okay. Oh.
-Bob, I was kidding.
460
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,693
Don't leave me.
You won't like your new wife.
461
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,062
She won't laugh at your Mrs.
Doubtfire impression like I do.
462
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,331
It rolls pretty good.
463
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,366
Oh, Bob, shopping cart.
You're a genius.
464
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:33,633
[imitating Mrs. Doubtfire]
Hello!
465
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,001
Ah, there she is.
466
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,870
[normal voice] You want a ride
to the pier, ma'am?
467
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,740
Oh, Bobby.
It's like I'm a princess.
468
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:41,075
Oh, don't roll over that poop.
469
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,542
Oh, too late.
470
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,579
[Louise]
Well, Megan, seems like
all you've uncovered
471
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,582
is Coach Blevins' sinister plan
to clean up the boardwalk.
472
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,918
[laughs] So, I'm gonna
go back to the gloating
473
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,053
and saying I was right
about everything.
474
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,689
And putting this back on.
Ooh, pepperoni.
475
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,058
-Was that there before?
-[Tina] Gene, no-- Okay, fine.
476
00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,927
That's why he threw away
Gene's shirt.
477
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:00,994
Look. He saw us.
478
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,730
[Louise]
Oh, please. It's so blurry
you can't tell
479
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,833
-where he's looking.
-That's what
he wants you to think.
480
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:09,170
He's clearly trying to sabotage
this investigation.
481
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,004
By... tidying up the community
482
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,040
and just being helpful
in general?
483
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,309
Uh, yeah, tidying up his mess.
484
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,543
But I'm not gonna let him win.
485
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,045
We're not gonna
let him win, okay?
486
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,414
'Cause I'm gonna edit
this deceptive part out,
487
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,216
where he's clearly
trying to throw us off,
488
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,653
and the world will see
the unvarnished edited truth.
489
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:27,288
Megan, this is getting serious.
490
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,789
This is an innocent person.
491
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,324
And also, damn,
you're in fifth grade,
492
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,059
and you have a phone
that can do all that?
493
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,527
I'm 13, and I don't even--
494
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:34,561
-Tina.
-Yup, right.
495
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,096
Sorry, Louise, it's my duty
496
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,331
to share this with the world.
497
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,233
-And... post.
-Megan, no!
498
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,335
Oh, man, big file and no signal.
499
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,136
Oh, bummer.
Eh, I guess you can't post.
500
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,639
I got to go. Please,
don't follow me. Thank you.
501
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,341
Damn it.
She's looking for Wi-Fi.
502
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,775
We can't let her
post that video.
503
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,177
She's running
to the muffin place.
504
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,213
-Muffin's gonna stop us now.
-Try the banana rhubarb.
505
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,750
-It's sweet, but not too sweet.
-Thank you.
-[panting]
506
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,190
Megan! Megan!
Don't post that video!
507
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,292
[sniffs] Ah... That smell.
508
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,927
I want to ask
that smell to prom.
509
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,762
I'm already engaged
to that smell.
510
00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:10,030
We're having a beach wedding.
511
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,432
-Damn it, the Wi-Fi's locked.
-Oh, good.
512
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,734
You have to buy something
to get the password.
513
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,037
-Oh.
-But the Wi-Fi is exceptional.
514
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,806
Is it possible
I can cut in front of you?
515
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,275
I'm just-- I'm sort of
on a mission of justice here.
516
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,044
Oh, that's cute. Sorry, no.
517
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,412
-Ha!
-Hmm.
518
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,482
Ugh, that lady just got
the last banana rhubarb.
519
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,116
Are you kidding me?
520
00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:34,287
Aw, Bob, look at the baby.
Hi, sweetie.
521
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,690
-So... how old is yours?
-He's kidding.
522
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:39,326
I'm not a baby. I'm just a
grown woman in a shopping cart
523
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,462
'cause my feet are bleeding.
Yeah, my feet are bleeding.
524
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,165
Yes, they are.
Yucky, bloody feet.
525
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,200
-[Bob] Oh, here we go.
-[Linda] Bye, baby.
526
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,606
[bumpy voice]
Oh-h-h-h, it's bump-y-y-y.
527
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,307
-Too much?
-Maybe-e-e-e.
528
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,610
Wait, no, I think I like it.
529
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,012
-Megan, you've got to delete
that video.
-[scoffs]
530
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,682
Actually, unrelated,
can I see your phone real quick?
531
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:04,551
I just want to make sure
my contact info's up to date.
532
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,952
-Bup-bup-bup-bup.
-Just real quick.
533
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,454
-It's up to date.
-Are you sure?
534
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,223
Yeah. God,
what's taking so long?
535
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:11,558
-People, it's just a muffin.
-Don't listen to her!
536
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,893
-It's so much more.
-It's everything.
537
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,097
Megan, would it be cool
to uncover
538
00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:19,366
a nefarious surveillance ring
at Wagstaff?
539
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,435
Uh, yeah. It would be very cool,
540
00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,303
but think about
how much planning
541
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,038
and precision it would take
542
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,441
for the people who work
at our school to pull that off.
543
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,276
They haven't even figured out
morning drop-off.
544
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,611
It's just people honking.
545
00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,813
But they will figure out
how to expel you for this.
546
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,047
[employee]
Here you go.
547
00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:35,549
The Wi-Fi password's
on the receipt.
548
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:37,417
I know. I come here a lot.
549
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,020
Thanks for noticing. Hurtful.
550
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,155
-Hi. What can I get you?
-A muffin, please.
551
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,558
Well, what kind? We have
over a dozen different flavors--
552
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,227
Whatever. Any muffin.
It doesn't matter.
553
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:49,063
Any muffin, it doesn't matter...
554
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:51,031
Okay. Challenge accepted.
555
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,300
Megan, please. I don't want you
to get suspended,
556
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,601
and I don't want to mess up
557
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,538
an annoying but innocent
gym coach's life, okay?
558
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,674
Listen, I like that you
question stuff. I really do.
559
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:03,644
That's one of the reasons that
I like being friends with you--
560
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:04,945
kind of friends with you.
561
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,747
But sometimes,
you got to turn some of that
562
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,914
on yourself, you know?
563
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:10,150
You got to question
your questioning.
564
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,153
$2.75, please. Enjoy
your cinnamon passionfruit.
565
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,922
-Or don't. I did my best.
-Thanks.
566
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,692
Megan, please.
Please don't post that video.
567
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,532
-Oh, phew.
-Hello. What can I get you?
568
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,334
-Oh. Uh...
-Muffins!
569
00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:29,403
-[panting]
-Sorry, he's just excited.
570
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,271
Uh, Gene, calm down, buddy.
Bring it down.
571
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,872
I guess you saved me
from getting into
572
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,175
a buttload of trouble,
or whatever.
573
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,476
Hey, don't worry about it.
574
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,213
But, uh, yes, I did,
and you're welcome.
575
00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:42,049
I hope we can stay
kind of friends?
576
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,318
Have you ever seen a video
of a live giant squid?
577
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:47,221
-No.
-[laughs] Well, you're about to.
578
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,021
Okay.
579
00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:49,356
Whoa. Look at that thing.
580
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,091
Kind of makes you want
a giant squid, right?
581
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,160
-Yeah.
-'Cause I have a plan for that.
582
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,428
How big is your bathtub?
583
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,597
[Linda]
Thanks for getting me here, Bob.
584
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,632
Riding in that shopping cart
made me feel like E.T.
585
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,901
-Your feet look like E.T.
-[Louise] Hello, parents.
586
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,569
Hey, you slow pokes
finally caught up.
587
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,005
Ooh. There better be a muffin
in there for Mommy.
588
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:06,874
Of course.
How does vanilla nutmeg
589
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,076
with a little bite
taken out of it sound?
590
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,277
That's not that little.
591
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,046
-So you made it, huh, Mom?
-Kind of.
592
00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:13,914
Your father pushed me here
in the shopping cart.
593
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,883
You guys keep getting
hotter and hotter.
594
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,084
It was a good walk, huh?
A good walk?
595
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,054
Yeah. Sorry we were jerks
about it this morning.
596
00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:22,022
It was way less bad
than I thought it would be.
597
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:22,956
Really?
598
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,159
Yeah, I'd family walk
this family again.
599
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,427
Me, too. I'd walk the walk,
600
00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:28,161
and I'd talk the talk
about the walk.
601
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,764
Well, I'm gonna take
the shopping cart back
602
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,099
and go home and get the car
603
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,535
before your mom's feet
fall all the way apart.
604
00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:35,902
Anyone want to go with me?
605
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,405
-Ooh. We just walked...
-No, yeah, I'm-I'm done.
606
00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,774
-Can we all fit in the cart?
-[sighs] Um, no.
607
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,309
Yay! Everyone in the cart!
608
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,678
-I don't want to--
-Driver, take us home.
609
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,915
Okay. [straining] It's just hard
to push all of you,
610
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:48,816
but it's fine.
611
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,417
[Linda]
You're gonna like the bumps.
612
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,152
Little pee comes out.
Not too much.
613
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,688
[Gene]
You packed me extra shorts.
Dad, go nuts.
614
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:56,290
♪ Family walk ♪
615
00:20:56,357 --> 00:20:58,425
♪ With the family ♪
616
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,026
♪ Family walk ♪
617
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,062
♪ Walk the walk
and talk the talk ♪
618
00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:03,831
♪ Family walk ♪
619
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,633
♪ With the family ♪
620
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,234
♪ Family walk ♪
621
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,070
♪ At first, they balk,
then they love that walk ♪
622
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,439
♪ Gonna take a family walk ♪
623
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,174
♪ Get some blood
right on our socks ♪
624
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,077
♪ Then we ride
in a shopping cart ♪
625
00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:18,813
♪ That's how we do
the family walk ♪
626
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,680
♪ With the family ♪
627
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,049
♪ Family walk ♪
628
00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,218
♪ Hey, what's in
that muffin box? ♪
629
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:27,454
-♪ Family walk. ♪
-[Linda] It's just a little bit
of new shoe blood.
630
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,656
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