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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,760 Bro, you gonna bother joining us? 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,280 I miss lunch. 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,899 Eat that later. 4 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:11,900 Come on, we've got to rehearse. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:21,760 Ready? 6 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:32,800 One, two, three. No, you don't have to wait. 7 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:44,979 What? 8 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,700 I can't sing on an empty stomach. 9 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,480 It's a lecker. 10 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,460 All right, let's go again. 11 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,320 One, two, three, four. 12 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,260 So, veggie nuggets and chips with a gluten -free cheeseburger without 13 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:32,380 OK. 14 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,000 This place is buzzing. 15 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,860 Word of mouth's picking up. At this rate, Dan'll be able to pay back what he 16 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:40,518 owes Sasha. 17 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,520 The Wonderland! 18 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,640 Live at the Palais! 19 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:45,259 What's this? 20 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,260 It was Chloe's idea. 21 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,400 She sent me an online channel for the Palais. You kept that quiet? 22 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,920 One doesn't like to brag about being a junior. 23 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:55,700 Yeah, but it was me who convinced Dan to launch it with a live stream from the 24 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,619 Wonderland, though. 25 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,720 With all this new attention, that could be epic. 26 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,958 Way epic. 27 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,120 But you need to drive people to it. Have you optimised your SEO yet? 28 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,740 Huh? Your search engine optimisation? 29 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,960 Can't you just expect people to tune in? 30 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Can't we? 31 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:11,060 Leave it to me. 32 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,100 Don't know what I'd do without you. 33 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,140 Oh. 34 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,260 Well, we'd do without you. 35 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Anyway. 36 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,360 Order for table 13. 37 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,160 And then I think we finish in Dusseldorf. 38 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,460 I can't believe you're actually going on a proper tour. 39 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,920 You're not jealous, are you? 40 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,260 Why would I be jealous? 41 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,360 Well, you know, with the Wonderland still up and coming. 42 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,240 This time next year, we're going to be number one. 43 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,600 Promise you'll stay in touch? 44 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,700 Of course I will. You're the egg to my bacon, the copy to my paste. 45 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:53,940 The Patrick to my sponge pop? It was going so well. 46 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,520 Sasha's calling a band meeting. 47 00:02:58,740 --> 00:02:59,740 I'd better go. 48 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,660 Yeah. Bye. 49 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,480 Cool. I'll just go. 50 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,660 I'll text you. 51 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:29,660 Great. Oakley, can you clear table seven? 52 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,720 Oh, and the kitchen surfaces need a wipe. Can you take out the recycling for 53 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,520 Now, mate. Harry, customers. 54 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,360 Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there. 55 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,120 What can I get you? 56 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:41,939 Here's a coffee. 57 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:42,940 Thanks. 58 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Nice guitar. 59 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:45,540 Just picked it up. 60 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,679 It's a custom. 61 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,780 I'm checking for the fan, the wild kudus tonight. Love the wild kudus. 62 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,420 Ashley, could you help me with something? 63 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:53,900 Sure, what's up? 64 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,040 One second. 65 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,180 I've got a gig tonight, and they've been giving me some feedback. 66 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,840 Not the good feedback like, oh, you're doing great, Nate. 67 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Be gentle with her. 68 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,540 She's my lucky charm. 69 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,120 My dad gave her to me. 70 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,520 Music's in your blood, eh? 71 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:20,480 I never really knew him, but Mum thought that's how they met, so he was busking 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,480 at the time. 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,860 Then I'll be extra careful. 74 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,240 So what's your band called? 75 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,280 We're called The Wonderland. 76 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,500 It's me. 77 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,440 Oakley there. I'm with the Harrys. 78 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,520 You're addicted to that stupid game. 79 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,480 You're addicted to messaging Maya. 80 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:41,620 At least I'm not trying to disintegrate, huh? I just got up to the top 10 ,000 81 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,720 battle rankings in the galaxy. 82 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,160 So? 83 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,860 Guys, you seriously need to get off your phones. 84 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,540 Nate, table four. 85 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,320 Why don't we put them in the till and you can pick them up later? 86 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,940 But I need to stay in touch with Maya or she'll disintegrate. 87 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,410 Anyway. He's the addict, not me. I'm not an addict. 88 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,090 Dan, take my phone. I can handle it. 89 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:03,310 No problemo. 90 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:05,650 Not too sure about Oakley, though. 91 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,710 I can stop any time I want. 92 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,670 Dan, please, take my phone. 93 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:12,910 Now I'll just do poops the best. 94 00:05:13,390 --> 00:05:14,390 Bring it on. 95 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:15,770 Do something, then. 96 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,390 You do something. I will. 97 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,529 I will. 98 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:19,650 Look, you go first. 99 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,350 Hey, guys, food's ready. 100 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:23,710 Enjoy. 101 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:27,729 There you go. 102 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:30,730 Just needed to turn the middle screw to loosen the plate. 103 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,049 Thank you. 104 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,290 I don't know what I'd do without her. 105 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,430 She's a lovely piece. 106 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,630 I can see she's really special to you. 107 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,310 Can I get my receipt? 108 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,450 Yeah, sorry. 109 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,510 I'll be one sec. 110 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:52,350 Harry. Harry, can you print me the receipt to table eight, please? 111 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,960 Oh, no, sorry. 112 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,440 Sorry, what am I like? 113 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,060 AJ! 114 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,120 Here you go. 115 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,300 Cheers. 116 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:06,420 Thanks. 117 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,980 Good luck with the gig. Thank you. 118 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,140 Hey, Nate, do you want me to take this up to the rehearsal room? 119 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,619 That's not mine. 120 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,620 What? 121 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,320 AJ! 122 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:21,740 Oh. 123 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,900 I'm just going to be back any minute. Put your phone away. 124 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,700 He hasn't texted me back yet. 125 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,620 If Sasha catches you, she'll go spare. 126 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,220 Remember when she caught me watching a Wonderland vlog and she kicked over that 127 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,220 helpless chair? 128 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,120 Done. Happy now? 129 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:42,740 We need to talk about secrets. 130 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,320 You'll get it back. 131 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,220 What if I don't get it back before tonight? 132 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,620 I blame myself. 133 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,140 Good. You should. 134 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,940 Why can't you just use this one? 135 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,320 Do you not remember what happened last time I played you the strange guitar? 136 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:08,580 Indeed, the previous incident when you played without Lindsay was a truly 137 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:09,940 profound debacle. 138 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,100 You know, a catastrophic misadventure. 139 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,800 Are you feeling all right? 140 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,060 I don't know. Since I gave Dan my phone, my brain's... 141 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,730 Become full of thinking. 142 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:29,370 Look, as soon as she realises, I'm sure she'll return it. What if she doesn't 143 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:30,830 realise until after the live stream? 144 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:35,630 I've just posted about it on the Wild Kudos' page, so... She's going to get 145 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:37,870 lost. They've got nearly a million followers. 146 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:39,970 I'll call the venue. 147 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,450 Let me just get my phone. 148 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:43,870 Nice try, mate. 149 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:48,070 We could head down together and explain in person. I'll get Luke to help Dan 150 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,070 promote the gig online. 151 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,370 I'll take you both. 152 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:53,990 As manager, it's the least I could do. Technically, the least you could have 153 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:57,210 done is not lose Nate's guitar the afternoon before the big live stream. 154 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,190 The band always needs to come first. 155 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,910 We need to be open. 156 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,290 Look at the wild cooters. 157 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:14,610 So many secrets, they nearly imploded. 158 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,830 Thankfully, I'm around to pick up the pieces. 159 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:23,180 So you're saying we all have to trust each other 100 %? You got it. 160 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:28,180 Now I'm going to supervise the sound check for the wild cootis. I want you 161 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,640 working on some trust exercises. 162 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,659 Secrets could tear this band apart. 163 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:42,480 If I find that anybody is keeping anything from me, well, that could 164 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,740 jeopardize your place on the tour. 165 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,460 Have fun. 166 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,790 I bet we tell Sasha about Maya and Oakley. 167 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:56,150 You can't. Yeah, you heard Sasha. 168 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:59,930 She'd throw Maya out of the band and probably kick another poor chair. Maybe 169 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:03,890 deserves to be kicked out for putting us in this position. Look, Sasha just 170 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:05,150 wants us to be open and honest. 171 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:06,910 No, she wants the controller. 172 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:10,330 How about you let me make my case and then we can vote? 173 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:11,890 Fair? 174 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,450 I guess you deserve that chance. 175 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,670 These actually look quite fun. 176 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,930 See? Told you I'd find it. 177 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,650 I think the sat -nav found it. 178 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,270 There she is. 179 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:35,410 Lindsay. OK, wait. 180 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:36,930 I've got this. 181 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,090 You kids wait there. 182 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:40,250 Let's call for some special skill. 183 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,130 Let's all go. 184 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:50,490 Like now? 185 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,730 OK, but I want you to know that I so could have handled this on my own. 186 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,310 Too much talking, not enough action. 187 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:00,470 Oh, no. 188 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:05,410 What's she doing here? 189 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:06,930 She's the manager. 190 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:08,870 Nightmare. 191 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:12,050 AJ, you're going to have to go in on your own. Sweet talk, Sasha. 192 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,070 Use those special skills. 193 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:19,810 Well, I mean, I've never actually tested them, so... Oh, I've got really bad 194 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:20,729 tummy pain. 195 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:21,730 What? What? 196 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:22,850 OK, fine. 197 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:23,950 I'll do it. 198 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,030 How bad can it be? 199 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,390 You might want to leave that guitar here. 200 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,610 You know. 201 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:29,950 Just in case you don't get her back. 202 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,270 Good morning, sir. 203 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,210 How good is it? How can I... Hi. 204 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,530 Proposal for the worst. 205 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,610 What are the chances of AJ getting past the curfew? 206 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,350 Sorry, I really get it. 207 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:50,610 Oh! 208 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,490 Tommy, get me in. Sorry, sorry. 209 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,130 100%. 210 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,030 Go AJ, what am I to do? 211 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:10,850 Could I get the burger with mayo instead of ketchup and extra pickles? 212 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,990 Ooh, also some fizzy water. That's cold. 213 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,190 But not too cold. 214 00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:16,870 Ooh, and not too fizzy. 215 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,130 Harry? 216 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,630 Harry? Harry? 217 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,029 You okay? 218 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,029 You okay? Harry? 219 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,410 Harry? Harry? 220 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,850 What? Where? 221 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,200 Phone. Order. 222 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,140 Sorry. Back in a sec. 223 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,420 Bon appétit, mon ami. C 'est fantastique. 224 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:36,780 All right, mate? 225 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200 Why are you so happy? 226 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,760 It's truly curious, baffling and befuddling. 227 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,540 We're not texting Maya the whole time. I can actually hear my own thoughts. Poor 228 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,540 you. 229 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,160 My mind's blossoming. 230 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,080 I'm making connections, having ideas. 231 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,440 Are you sure you're all right for the live stream? 232 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:58,510 Only you seem rather twitchy. 233 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,150 You're missing your phone. 234 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,070 Already gone a few hours without blasting anything. 235 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,550 Can manage a few more. 236 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,290 A few hours? 237 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,290 Harry, it's only been 20 minutes. 238 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,250 This isn't even about me. 239 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:18,690 It's about all of us. 240 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,810 We're not the ones going out with somebody from Sasha's least favourite 241 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,730 You must all have stuff you don't want to know. 242 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,680 This time it's my secret. 243 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,720 Next time it's Mary's, Lily's thing, but we could at least tell each other. 244 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,120 It's not like she can fire all of us. 245 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,560 Mary, are you OK? 246 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:41,780 I need to get Lindsay back to the stream. 247 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:45,460 Look, if AJ can't find her, we'll just have to use the other guitar. 248 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,920 I need her. 249 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,580 She belonged to my dad. 250 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,100 She was the only thing of his I still had. 251 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,380 Yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. 252 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:06,000 It's stupid, but... when I play her, I feel close to him. 253 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,460 You know, like he's there with me. 254 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,960 It's not stupid. 255 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,960 I can't go anywhere without this. 256 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,480 He was my gran's. 257 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,840 I'm sorry. 258 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:30,740 I know it's the guitar, but... I feel like it gives me the confidence I need 259 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:31,740 play. 260 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880 Like I'm playing for him. 261 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,460 Almost like he can hear me. 262 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,480 That's why I can't play without it. 263 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,240 Come on, AJ. 264 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,740 You're late, mate. 265 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,720 Come on, Centurion or Greek God? 266 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,120 Well, I've always thought myself as a bit of a Greek god. 267 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,340 Right, that one's yours. 268 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,100 Okay, take it down there. No, no, no, I'm looking for... No, no, I haven't got 269 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,120 time. Get on with it. 270 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,220 I'm trying to tell you that I'm... Oh, okay. 271 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,800 You want me to cut your hair? 272 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,040 You want me to cut your hair? 273 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,360 Boots, I need a favour. 274 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,940 You want me to cut your hair? 275 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200 What? No. 276 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,580 What? Sorry, forget that. 277 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960 What do you need? 278 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,380 I appeared in a pantomime when I was seven. 279 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:18,120 I actually played a Roman general, and Mrs. Burroughs said I was very good. But 280 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,780 I imagine it's very important in this profession to... Oh, hi, Malcolm. How's 281 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:25,760 going? To work out, you know, because you've got to keep your body in shape, 282 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:30,180 obviously. I mean, I play table tennis. That's my... Excuse me! 283 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:31,420 Excuse me! 284 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:32,980 Lady with guitar! 285 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,460 Excuse me! 286 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560 Lady! 287 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 Woman with guitar! 288 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,770 I need you. 289 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:47,550 Hello. 290 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:49,389 How are you? 291 00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,350 Sorry, how are you? We met at the palais. 292 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,730 You're the woman with the wild kudos, yeah? 293 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,030 Yeah. Yeah. I kicked your guitar. 294 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,310 Yes. Hi. 295 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,250 What are you doing here? 296 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,350 I'm looking for Lindsay. 297 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,950 I don't know who that is. 298 00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,350 Wait a minute. 299 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,650 I asked for Greek gods and they sent me this. 300 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,440 Listen, I'm sorry about your dad. 301 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,300 I had no idea. 302 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,500 But I'm sure I wouldn't want you to miss the gig either. 303 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,340 I know. 304 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:28,980 He's the reason I play. 305 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,880 He's the reason we need to make it. 306 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,920 Maybe I just need to let it go, but I can't. 307 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200 Look... I'm sure AJ's got it all under control. 308 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,520 Yeah, I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not actually a green card. 309 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,580 Don't I know you? 310 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,080 I'm AJ. 311 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,360 I manage the Wonderland. 312 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:01,120 Of course you do. 313 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,080 Yeah, I remember. 314 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,220 You manage the Wonderland. 315 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,119 He manages the Wonderland. 316 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400 I manage the Wonderland. 317 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,780 What do you want? 318 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,579 Oh, well, that's a long story. 319 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,020 Shame. Oh, no, no, I can make it a short one. 320 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:23,079 I accidentally gave Nate's guitar to this lady here, and I need to give it 321 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,179 This one? 322 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,180 Are you sure? 323 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280 Yeah, open it up. 324 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:36,300 See? He needs it back tonight. He's got yours outside, so... How desperate are 325 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,300 you to get it back? 326 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960 Very. I mean, look at me. 327 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,910 Yeah. Pretty desperate. 328 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,930 Please. I feel terrible. It's all my fault. 329 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,730 All right. You, stage that way. 330 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,330 Ready? Yeah. 331 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,250 You, get that guitar. 332 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:55,730 Yeah. 333 00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,730 What is he doing? 334 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,580 Just another disaster. 335 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,860 We might as well call it quits on the Wonderland. 336 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,120 Right, now you're being hysterical. 337 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,000 Whatever he's doing in there isn't helping. 338 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,879 Let's go. 339 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880 Come on. 340 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440 Maybe it's a sign. 341 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,880 So, secrets? 342 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:44,980 Right. 343 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,160 Immediate left. 344 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,700 Now slowly walk forward. 345 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,880 Who was the chef first? 346 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,320 Right again. 347 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,940 Who even says we have secrets? 348 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,040 I do thought I have a secret. 349 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,620 Seriously, guys? 350 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,560 I'm slightly scared of flying. 351 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,180 How slightly? 352 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880 Loads of slightly. 353 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,460 What if we have to fly somewhere for the tour? 354 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,800 I didn't tell Sasha in case she booted me out of the band. 355 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,460 But seriously, how do planes even fly? 356 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:14,050 They're literally made of metal and full of all them people. 357 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:18,050 Right, if we're doing this... No, I shouldn't tell you. 358 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,310 Just spill it, Lily. 359 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:24,250 I can't read music. 360 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,750 What? I've got a really musical ear, though. 361 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,670 And sometimes I feel like a fraud. 362 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,790 See? This is healthy. 363 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,270 We've all got secrets. 364 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,130 Sasha can't kick us all out of the band. 365 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:37,590 How about you, Lola? 366 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,250 I don't have any secrets. 367 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,510 Live, laugh, and love. 368 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,830 Like, what is real if perception is reality? 369 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:56,770 You know what I mean? Approach and sting in five, four, three, 370 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:58,649 two, 371 00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,670 one. Ah! 372 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,910 Can somebody help? Do you want someone back? 373 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,150 I'm going to sting you! 374 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,440 It's not my jacket. It's not my jacket. It's not my jacket. 375 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,420 Are you sure it's not a bee? There are small anatomical differences in the limb 376 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,480 structure. Huh? 377 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,900 Anatomical what? 378 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,260 Well, they're like kittens with wings. 379 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:22,160 It's going to sting me. It's going to sting me. I don't feel it. I don't feel 380 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,160 it. 381 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,320 I've had my eyes opened. 382 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,180 There's more to the universe than just the virtual world, my friends. 383 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:38,950 Hey. Throw away that telephonic contraption. You need to think inside 384 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:41,630 dimensions, like time and space. 385 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,150 Free your mind. 386 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:46,350 Oakley, have you seen Harry? 387 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:53,010 Maybe he's finally seen the error of the technological life and ascended into a 388 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,630 more spiritual plane of existence. 389 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:57,530 Okay. 390 00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,770 I think he said he was going to the hospital. 391 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,750 What was it again? 392 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,190 Bones removed. 393 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,550 I wish you'd check the till. 394 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:09,290 Like you'd fit in there. 395 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,410 Oh, gotcha. 396 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:21,270 And then when I was six, I threw my sister's doll in the pond and blamed my 397 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:25,050 sister. And the worst thing we're ever with is... Go on. 398 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,690 I prefer rock to pop. 399 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:31,810 In fact, I don't even like some of our songs. I prefer what the Wonderland are 400 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,570 doing. There, I said it. 401 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,140 All done? 402 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,780 Please, please don't satire any of this. I love being in the band. 403 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,140 Lola, we're girls here first. 404 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,940 We keep each other's secrets safe. 405 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,360 What on earth is going on? 406 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,440 Lola was just feeling a little tired and emotional. 407 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,700 It was your trust exercises. 408 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,020 I think when you say we all feel like we've really bonded. 409 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,320 I'm my best friend. 410 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:14,910 Harry, are you in there? 411 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,070 No. Oh, it's not him. 412 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,950 Harry, we know you're in there. We can hear it. 413 00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:25,370 I was just looking for the... I was just looking for the... the mob. 414 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:26,770 I spoke of something. 415 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,170 I'll be right out. 416 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:31,590 Oh, my phone! Are you all right? 417 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,810 No! 418 00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:34,910 Great, now I'll never defeat the Arachnoborg. 419 00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:42,850 I must have found living without my phone. 420 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,080 Might be harder than expected. 421 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:46,860 You know what this means, right? 422 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,900 I win. Go Oakley. 423 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,720 So do you want yours too? 424 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,120 On the contrary, Dan. 425 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,760 I've realised I'm better off without it. 426 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,240 Really? 427 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,920 Just kidding. Give me. 428 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,120 My friend, I've missed you. 429 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,200 Maya, it is I. You're sweet. 430 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,720 I spent a full day without a communication device. 431 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,200 And, yeah. 432 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:16,760 We're doing a live stream. And, did you know, I can do monkey voices now? 433 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,620 Can we back? 434 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:36,200 The Wonderland. 435 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,740 Maya, come here first. 436 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,959 I'm allowed to be here. 437 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,020 It's my little secret. 438 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,300 Um, can I get an autograph? 439 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,660 Okay. 440 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,500 Um, actually, can I get it four times? 441 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:59,780 Sure. So one to me, my goldfish, one to my nan, and one with two 442 00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:00,780 L's in it. 443 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,900 Mate, don't worry. 444 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,480 It'll be fine. 445 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,480 I just don't like using things that aren't mine. 446 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,080 Especially a guitar. 447 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,040 I'm always borrowing Harry's stuff. 448 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400 Really? 449 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:11,660 Yeah. 450 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:12,970 Had your pants on for what? 451 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:14,430 Three days now? 452 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,030 And you're gross. 453 00:24:16,870 --> 00:24:17,870 Three days? 454 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:23,410 I've rotated them, you know, turned them inside out and stuff. Come on. I can do 455 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,410 this. 456 00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:29,610 Going live in three, two... I'm so sorry. 457 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:30,609 Cut, cut, cut. 458 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:33,130 I got here as soon as I could. Lindsay, thank you. 459 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:39,530 We only just realised some weird guy turned up and told us. 460 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:40,870 Oh, yeah. 461 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:42,290 That's AJ. 462 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:43,630 He's our manager. 463 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,810 Wow, he really is your manager? 464 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:49,190 Okay. Where is he? 465 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:52,650 Um... Welcome 466 00:24:52,650 --> 00:25:05,210 to 467 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:08,990 the Palais' brand new live music channel. With us, The Wonderland. 468 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,090 One, two, three. 469 00:25:18,790 --> 00:25:25,170 Maya, I knew it. 470 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:42,570 If you don't like it. 471 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,990 She's working late and making eyes at the door. 472 00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:51,470 She thinks of everybody up on the floor. 473 00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:55,630 She wants the sun in her eyes, but all she gets is none. 474 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,850 She used to put it out and get it all back. 475 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:05,410 But now she's sleeping, trying to carry the act. 476 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:09,590 She's sweating under the light. Now she's beginning to cry. 477 00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:15,950 Whoa. No, you don't have to wear your best fake mouth. 478 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,610 And now she gets up and walks. 479 00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,150 She thinks of all the pain and pride that it caused. 480 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:51,350 She empties all the discharge and won't get back to love. 31989

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