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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,700 Hey guys, what's the difference between a guitar and a fish? 2 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:14,460 I don't know. 3 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:16,820 What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? 4 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:19,940 You can eat a fish, but you can't eat a guitar. 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,220 How is that a joke? 6 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,760 That's literally just a fact. It's like saying, what's the difference between a 7 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,760 hat and a car? 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,040 Oh, hang on, I know this one. 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,980 One's the thing you drive around in. And the other you wear on your head. 10 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,160 Clap it. 11 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,880 We'll work on that some more when I return from my trip. 12 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:28,560 I can't believe this is our first week off in, like, actually forever. 13 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:31,940 You're no use to me if you collapse from exhaustion. 14 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,100 Nice if I had to put us first. 15 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,820 When I'm back, we're in... I'll make the most of it. 16 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,560 Oh. 17 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,340 And you're still girls here first. 18 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:45,860 To keep a low profile. 19 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,240 What's everyone up to this week? 20 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,680 Mercury's in retrograde, so I'm staying in, making dreamcatchers. I have 27 ,000 21 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,680 DMs to reply to. 22 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,640 I'm probably just going to have to... You're really pushing it, Maya. 23 00:01:58,860 --> 00:01:59,860 Sasha already suspects. 24 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,460 What's the worst that could happen? 25 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,920 Kick you out with Earth orbit. 26 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Hey, Chloe. 27 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,150 Hey, Nate. 28 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:21,530 What's this? 29 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,830 Dan needs to raise money to pay back Sasha Small. 30 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,330 I suggested an amateur boxing night. 31 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,630 Sounds a bit... hurty. 32 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,030 Nah. All the boxers wear padding. 33 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:32,950 Nobody gets hurt. 34 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:35,170 Sounds like you know a lot about it. 35 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,610 Been boxing on and off until date. 36 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,070 Glad it's not just because you like punching people. 37 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,050 Fancy signing up? 38 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,750 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 39 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:46,470 Because I'm a knack for one part of it. 40 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Well, you'll have to help me train instead then. 41 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,980 Wait. You turned up for this? 42 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,280 To have an actual fight? 43 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,560 Yeah. Why? 44 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,260 You're not scared of me, are you? 45 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:00,700 Pass the fist. 46 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,160 Of course I'm not scared. 47 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,880 See ya. 48 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,640 Mum doesn't think I'm old enough. 49 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,190 What is her problem? 50 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:18,930 I got made this pissed when I was four. 51 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:22,090 Maybe she has a thing about people making holes in themselves. 52 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:23,790 Wait, four? 53 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,870 Yeah, whatever. 54 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,530 You're seriously going to let her control your life like that? 55 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,510 She lets your brother do whatever he wants. 56 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,270 There's no point in me even asking. 57 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:32,989 It's fine. 58 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:34,350 I'll get them pissed when I'm 16. 59 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:35,750 Listen to yourself. 60 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:38,410 We need to go give your mum a piece of your mind. 61 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:41,570 What? Stand up for yourself and stop being pushed about. 62 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,830 But... 63 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,660 So this is me when I won my under -eight title. 64 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:49,340 You look, uh, nice. 65 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,980 It's awesome to actually have some free time. 66 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,460 What are we going to do? 67 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,640 We could go to that donkey sanctuary. 68 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,420 I love a good donk. They're like rubbish horses. 69 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,640 Either of you two fancy boxing on Friday? 70 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:03,740 We've only had one person sign up so far. 71 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,159 Sorry, Dan. 72 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,400 Got to protect the moneymaker. 73 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,620 It's just a bit of fun. You'll have all the padding on. 74 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:12,340 Padding or no padding, being punched isn't my idea of fun. 75 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:16,209 Well, if I don't get at least one more person to sign up, then I'll have to 76 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:18,709 refund all the tickets. Then the pally will be back to square one. 77 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,570 I'll do it. 78 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:21,769 Have you ever boxed before? 79 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:23,590 Just punching stuff. 80 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:26,410 Cool. Chloe, you're going to be fighting Maya. 81 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:27,730 Bring it on. 82 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:29,490 Bring it on indeed. 83 00:04:30,290 --> 00:04:31,550 Chloe, are you sure about this? 84 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,310 More than ever. 85 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:36,210 Girls here first versus the wonderland. Fight of the century. 86 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:41,070 I've got some spare gloves and pads if you need them. It's the least I can do 87 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:42,110 soon as I'm going to demolish you. 88 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,080 Er, I spend 20 hours a week dance training. 89 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,160 I think you'll find I'm going to demolish you, Chloe. 90 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,280 Maya, Maya, Maya. 91 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,700 You're going down. In the honour of the Wonderland. 92 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:59,260 No, you are. In honour of Girls Here First. No, you are. No, you are. No, you 93 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:00,360 are. This is amazing. 94 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,200 Drink? Anyone? 95 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,760 Done. Full lemonade, please. 96 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,940 I can't believe it. 97 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:15,090 Because she thinks she is. 98 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,150 Did you hear her? 99 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:17,410 You need a nickname. 100 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:19,210 Like... What is her problem? 101 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:20,410 Maya the Masher. 102 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,130 Maya the Monster. 103 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:24,670 I'm going to make her regret ever getting in the ring with me. 104 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,449 I've got it. 105 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:27,450 Oh, Maya Geddon. 106 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,590 Oh, please. It's top of new. 107 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,710 Soz. OK. 108 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:33,990 Found a training programme that will get you ready. 109 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,490 But I'm already fit. If you don't know what you're doing, one of you two could 110 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,129 get hurt. 111 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,210 All right, what do I need to know? 112 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,430 First thing, it's a sparring match. 113 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,490 You win on point. 114 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:48,200 Oh, like a video game. Can you train Maya how to shoot fireballs from her 115 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,840 No, and technically we should be helping Chloe as she's part of the Wonderland. 116 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,660 It's all a bit weird, but treat this. 117 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 What is it? 118 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,240 Whey. No whey? 119 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,060 Yeah, whey. 120 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:03,740 It's a protein shake. 121 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:05,240 It's got extra vitamins in it. 122 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,100 What even is whey? 123 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:10,740 It's basically the liquid left after milk goes off. 124 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 Sorry. 125 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,860 Do you want to get your ears pierced or not? 126 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,060 Yeah, of course, but... Just ask her then. 127 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 Ask me what? 128 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,800 Um... You're going to say no anyway. 129 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:41,860 She's had enough of you saying that she can't do things and treating her like a 130 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,060 little kid and being a total bossy man 100 % of the time. 131 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,140 Not my word. 132 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,140 Molly's. Oh, and FYI, more than half the kids in our class have got their ear 133 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:54,140 pierced. OK. 134 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,220 But you like Nate being abandoned and stuff, so why can't Molly just... I said 135 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:00,460 OK, Eleanor. 136 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,320 What do you mean, OK? 137 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,640 I mean OK. 138 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,600 You can get your ear pierced. 139 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:08,540 I'll take you Friday. 140 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:10,140 Don't understand. 141 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,020 I got mine pierced about your age. 142 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,480 It's no big deal. 143 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,720 I need to lie down. 144 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:23,480 And FYI, Eleanor, if you ever speak to me like that again, you'll never be 145 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,480 welcome in this house. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,960 Clear? 147 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,440 Sorry, Nate's mum. 148 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,120 I can't get a point of him, does it? 149 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,820 Knock him down if I got to. 150 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:39,660 Maya's our friend, though. 151 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,040 Yeah, but Sasha's the manager and she hates us. 152 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:45,340 But, but... It'll be fine, Nate, trust me. 153 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,400 Are you okay? Yeah, sorry. 154 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 Just need a breather. 155 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,680 Go easy on her, yeah? 156 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 Okay. 157 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:55,420 Let's practice sparring. 158 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,080 Okay. 159 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,840 Okay, hold your hands up. Keep them flat. 160 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,380 Why do you two get to be on bikes? 161 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,300 Because if you were on a bike, it'd be a ride and not a run. 162 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,180 It's my week off. 163 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,370 I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. 164 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:22,630 No, a bad idea is fishing for sharks in the dock without a helmet. 165 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:24,970 That's a bad idea. 166 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:26,790 Check it out. 167 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,270 Well, she's pretty good. 168 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:34,830 Still doesn't stand a chance against me. 169 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,890 She's really good. 170 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,150 She's terrifying. 171 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Go on, Chloe. 172 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,240 Oh, Chloe. 173 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,700 Oh, I'm so sorry. I just got carried away. 174 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:00,440 I've got to win this. 175 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,400 Why does it matter if you win or not? 176 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,580 Why? Because it's about time girls here first felt what it's like to lose. 177 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:10,540 They get all our wins and I'm sick of... Where are you going? 178 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,300 I just don't think this is the right thing to do. 179 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,050 And I don't want to be part of it. 180 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:22,230 Right. Well, I can't fight her. 181 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:23,770 You can't pull out. 182 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,350 Dad would have to cancel the fight. 183 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:28,010 It took me ages to come up with, am I a get -in? 184 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:30,030 One of you could fight her instead. 185 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:33,650 Nah. 186 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,370 Thanks for coming, guys. I appreciate it. 187 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,930 We shouldn't be here. Sasha told us to keep a low profile. 188 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:08,970 What if we get papped? Why do you think I told you to come in disguise? 189 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,090 Yes, because that worked out so well. 190 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,430 I thought it was some fancy dress thing. 191 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:17,090 See, this is what happens during Mercury Retrograde. 192 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,410 No one's recognised you, have they? 193 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,510 Hey, girls, you're first. 194 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:22,870 What can I get you? 195 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:24,110 Mary? 196 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,970 Who would go up here first? 197 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:31,580 We're fine, Dan. 198 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,780 Just tell us what the emergency is. 199 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,580 Basically, there's this fundraising boxing thing coming up and... And... 200 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:45,380 Don't tell me you want us to box. Seriously? 201 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,700 It's not even a proper fight. It's just against Chloe. 202 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,320 That's four against one. 203 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:50,540 So not fair. 204 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,240 Remember what Sasha said we're supposed to keep a low profile? Yeah, but hang 205 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240 on. 206 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,720 Imagine if one of us did be the Wonderland's vlogger. Sasha would love 207 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:00,630 She actually would. 208 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,130 So, does that mean you'll do it? 209 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:04,510 No. 210 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,390 But we'll all be there to cheer you along. Yay. 211 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,850 Incognito, of course. Wherever that is. 212 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,950 What if I don't even win? 213 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,210 Then we know nothing. 214 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,970 And best of luck explaining your breezes to Thesha. 215 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:18,369 Team Maya! 216 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:19,370 Yay! 217 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,340 Ain't it? 218 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:41,220 So, uh, we sort of saw you in the park with Chloe. 219 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,800 Oh, yeah, that. 220 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,780 No biggie. 221 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:50,740 What does it matter if there's a whole other aggressive side to her that I had 222 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,480 no idea about and it totally freaks me out? 223 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,300 That's why I'm being a coward, mate. 224 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,940 Who said I'm a coward? 225 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,499 It's cool. 226 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,580 I hid in a wardrobe for an hour last week. What were you hiding from? 227 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:02,770 Nothing. 228 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,490 Okay. 229 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,490 What do I do? 230 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,770 I don't want Chloe thinking I'm a coward. 231 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,730 Maybe you need to reveal your tough side. 232 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,790 Show her what a big, strong man you are. 233 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,650 Wait, does he lose muscles? 234 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,650 Maybe don't show her the muscles. 235 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,820 What's up? 236 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,860 I think I scared Nate. 237 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,080 Yeah, we sort of saw. 238 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,300 Probably sees me as some violent monster. 239 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,400 What if he's too scared to speak to me ever again? Of course he'll talk to you 240 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,120 again. Maybe I should pull out. You can't. Dan would have to refund all the 241 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,800 tickets. But what do I do? 242 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,270 Just... You need to remind Nate that you've also got a sensitive side. 243 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,690 You do have a sensitive side. 244 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:04,030 Yeah. 245 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:11,650 So, 246 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:17,910 basically, what they do is they take your ear and they drill a massive hole 247 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:24,270 it. And then, assuming that it doesn't bleed too much or swell up or loads of 248 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,370 pus comes out... 249 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:26,780 Did you stick an earring in it? 250 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,080 Really simple. 251 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,140 Matthew Hollywood. 252 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,540 Please, most of course, come down. 253 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,540 Did you stick an earring in it? Molly. 254 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,940 Don't do that. 255 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,040 Why are you so jumpy? This all looks terrifying. 256 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,600 It's just a little sting, usually. 257 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,600 There's nothing to be scared of. 258 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,620 Much? A sting? 259 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,820 Yeah, like a wasp or a bee. Or a giant jellyfish. 260 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,020 And that's supposed to be reassuring. 261 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,190 Why are you so supportive of this? It's weirding me out. Getting your ears 262 00:13:58,190 --> 00:13:59,990 pierced is a big mum -daughter moment. 263 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:07,150 It's a rite of passage, like falling off a bike, losing a tooth, or having your 264 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,150 first operation. 265 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:11,010 Trust me, we'll remember it forever. 266 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,280 You alright, Chloe? 267 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,620 Hi, yeah. 268 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,300 I'm just looking at puppies online. 269 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,880 Thinking about adopting one. 270 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,720 They're so cute. 271 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,960 Yeah, I'm just carrying this really heavy book. 272 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,500 Everyone needs a hobby. 273 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,800 Yeah. Don gets me to carry these really heavy boxes for him. 274 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,800 Oh, look at his little eyes. So scrumptious. 275 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,460 Thinking about taking up taekwondo? 276 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,440 Taekwondo? Yeah, why not? 277 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,730 Not everyone... It's like the Incredible Hulk. I'm not... I just don't think 278 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:05,930 life has to be one big fight. 279 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,490 Yeah, but we deserve at least one victory. I'm doing this for us. 280 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,590 Girls are first for friends. 281 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:14,950 If you want to blame anyone for where the Wonderland are, blame Sasha. 282 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,490 Yeah, too bad I couldn't get in the ring with her. 283 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:21,710 I'd love to teach her a lesson or two. Take her apart, piece by piece. 284 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,670 Uppercut, jab, knockout. 285 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,290 I think I'm going to go. 286 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,630 Oh, Nate, don't forget your box. 287 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,270 Thanks for doing this, Harry. It means a lot. 288 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,810 So, you're ready to start training, chump? 289 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,670 It's not like anyone's going to let me back out. 290 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,290 You'll be fine. 291 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:52,590 Will I? 292 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:53,850 I'm terrified, Harry. 293 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,610 How can you be scared of anything? 294 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,950 You perform in front of thousands of people. 295 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,290 This is different. 296 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,710 When I sing, it's like I'm someone else. 297 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,470 Right. So that's what you need to do. 298 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,010 Pretend to be someone else. 299 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,990 Someone the exact opposite of who you are. 300 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,750 Okay. Yeah. 301 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:11,950 Who would that be? 302 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,110 I don't know. 303 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,180 We'll find out. 304 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,800 But she drinks mouldy milk without spitting it out. 305 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,780 Right, so are we going to win this thing or what? 306 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,040 You've changed your tune. 307 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,220 Look, I get it. 308 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,480 We're different. 309 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,120 You don't need to look at puppies pretending to be something that you're 310 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,680 They were pretty cute, though. 311 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:08,520 Chloe, if you didn't fight our battle, then the ones at Lamburg called it quits 312 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,519 a long time ago. 313 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,819 No, they wouldn't. You'd never let that happen. 314 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,220 We're more alike than you think, you know. 315 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,800 Yeah. 316 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,140 We just fight in different ways. 317 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,579 Do you still want me in your corner? 318 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,220 Always. 319 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,700 Chloe the Clown! 320 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,340 I'm going to put you down! 321 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,600 I'm so mad I was born with a frown! 322 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,520 Oh, I'm bad! 323 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,080 I'm badder than bad! 324 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,800 I'm so bad, I made my mama sad! 325 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,640 What have you done to her? 326 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,600 I seem to have created a monster. 327 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 What's the matter? 328 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,180 I'm not going in there. 329 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,340 I'm only doing this because you two have bullied me into it. 330 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,280 No, we haven't. I thought this was something you wanted. 331 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,720 Yeah, but you were too scared to ask. 332 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,420 Yeah, in case you said yes. 333 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,860 So, what happens now? 334 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,400 What about a tattoo? 335 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520 Yeah! 336 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,700 Yeah. Go, Foxy! Woo! 337 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,360 I can't believe Maya's doing this. 338 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,580 If she loses, we deny everything to Sasha. We were never here. 339 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:01,560 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome... 340 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,320 Remember Maya? 341 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700 Fun? 342 00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:01,160 I've got a bad feeling about this. So have I. 343 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280 Don't think I do, no. 344 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,080 Well, I'll give it to you if you do. 345 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:19,540 Just hit her. 346 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,820 Daddy. Sorry, love. Got a bit carried away there. 347 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,620 I'll take you down. 348 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:26,900 No, I'm not sure about this. Honestly. I'm glad you can't see me. 349 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,260 Okay. 350 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,700 I've been training for ages. 351 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,720 I've got no training. 352 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,180 What? Are you scared? 353 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,820 Yeah, a little bit. 354 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,920 Am I, uh, seriously? 355 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,530 You win. 356 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:21,590 I forfeit. 357 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,950 What? Is this what they're meant to do? 358 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,870 This is not a fight that I need. 359 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,270 Seriously, I win. 360 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,710 Boring. Typical Wonderland, losers again. 361 00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,950 With that attitude, no wonder you lost the spotlight. 362 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250 We came second, actually. 363 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,630 Whatever. This time next year, we'll be number one. 364 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:44,070 If your manager doesn't ruin our chances. 365 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,490 They make excuses for why such failures. 366 00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,730 At least we have a proper manager and not some stupid dad. 367 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,380 Hey, you've got stupid dad out with this. 368 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,120 What's going on? 369 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,260 Help me get my gloves off. We need to stop this. 370 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,540 We work hard, rehearsals, recording songs, video shoots. 371 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:06,880 Look at the pop stars moaning about their perfect life. You don't know what 372 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,879 like to be a real band. 373 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,180 We are a real band. Yeah. 374 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:12,220 The Wanderlosers. Hey, guys, that's enough. Yeah. 375 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,820 Guys, stop it, please. 376 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,060 AJ, do something. 377 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,540 I don't want to get in the middle of that. 378 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,760 You didn't even play instruments. 379 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,720 That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter at all. I don't know what you're trying 380 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,619 to say. Oh, my God. 381 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,620 That doesn't even matter. 382 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100 Hey, 383 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:29,960 we're made. Stop it. 384 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,520 We went through something on the spotlight that no one else gets. 385 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,760 Come on. 386 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,840 We're on the same side. 387 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920 Sorry. Sorry. 388 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,620 Nate? 389 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,620 Can you hear us? 390 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,920 Nate? Nate? Are you okay? 391 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,880 Are you all right? Nate? 392 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,079 I don't know. 393 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080 I don't know. 394 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,180 I don't know. 395 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,660 Jane? 396 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,300 Let me just... 397 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,660 Thanks, everyone. 398 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,300 Thanks. 399 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,740 Guys, 400 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,660 anyone want to sign up to my charity Jellyfish Kiss? 401 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,020 No! 402 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340 Okay. 403 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:47,820 We're scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. Oh, all of my 404 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,960 are turning green. 405 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,760 You're the magician's assistant in their dream. 406 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,940 This movie that I think you'll like. 407 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,680 God decides to quit his job and heads to New York City. 408 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:37,220 This cowboy's running from himself. 409 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,600 I just gotta, I just gotta know. 410 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,160 I can't have it, I can't have it any other way. 411 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,560 I swear she's destined for the silver screen. 412 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,580 Close to things of Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen. 28198

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