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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:03,590 If you could be any guitarist in history, who would you be? 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,330 Easy. Batman. 3 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:09,350 What? Massive house, loads of gadgets, Batmobile. 4 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:10,670 What's not to like? 5 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:13,150 Yeah, but I asked which guitarist you'd like to be. 6 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:16,590 He's a billionaire, Harry. I'm sure he's got a guitar lying around somewhere. 7 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,128 Okay, fine. 8 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:19,630 Which guitarist apart from Batman? 9 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:21,670 Spider -Man. 10 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:22,990 Superpowers? Check. 11 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:24,370 Lives in New York? 12 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:28,810 Check. Yes, but he can't play the... I'm not going through this again. 13 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:18,390 Won't go back, go back to the way that they were before. 14 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:23,290 I'm locked outside of my own brain and I'm banging on the door. 15 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,048 Yes, man. 16 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:27,170 Hi, I'm Nate. 17 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,250 Frankie. Nice to meet you. 18 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:33,510 You here rehearsing? No, I just started working here. Yeah, Dan's got me washing 19 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,230 up and cleaning tables. All right, welcome to the team. 20 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,620 I don't suppose you managed to get that stuff off table five. Can't have been 21 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,458 putting it off. 22 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:41,860 It looks like it's slightly alive. 23 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:43,460 I think it's growing a face. 24 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,400 Sweet guitar, by the way. 25 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:49,820 Reminds me of my Dolores. 26 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,900 Ah, this is Lindsay. 27 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,800 She totally looks like a Lindsay. 28 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:54,679 Have a go? 29 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,680 Ah, no. 30 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:56,960 I don't do that anymore. 31 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:58,960 I wouldn't want to drop her or anything. 32 00:01:59,180 --> 00:01:59,919 Go on. 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,920 She won't bite. 34 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:18,100 Whoa. You can really play? Yeah, I used to be in a band a while back. 35 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:19,940 What happened? 36 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,420 We just didn't work out. 37 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,500 I mean, we got close, but I guess some things just aren't meant to be. 38 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,760 Oh, that's crazy. 39 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,780 You're so talented. 40 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,460 Surely... Sorry to interrupt, lads. 41 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:34,980 Frankie, it's time to... No. 42 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:36,520 Clean table number five. 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,540 Whoa, what are you doing? 44 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,800 Chill. I just need a decent shot for your social profile. 45 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:53,700 There's some filter on all your pics that makes you look like you have no 46 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:54,700 what's going on. 47 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,940 Sorry, what's going on? 48 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,780 Oh, it's not a filter. 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,060 Ooh, is that Josh Nelson? 50 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:07,100 Yeah. Wait, have you heard of him? Yeah, he's, like, part singer, part 51 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,280 hairstyle, but it's amazing hair. 52 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,720 Can I see? 53 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:12,980 No way. 54 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,380 Big shout -out to... 55 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:18,090 GHF, just to say I love your music, love your style. 56 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,210 And, yeah, sorry I'm a bit shy. 57 00:03:20,530 --> 00:03:21,530 I'm a bit shy. 58 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:23,830 But if you want to reach out to me, that would be cool. 59 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:27,650 What sort of loser asked someone out by video? 60 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:30,110 Didn't you ask Myra by text? 61 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:31,750 That's completely different. 62 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:35,970 You know what? Myra's really into you. She won't give this guy a second 63 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:37,089 She's already said that. 64 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,090 No way. 65 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,700 I wasn't worried right up to the point where she tossed her hair. 66 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,460 This is serious. You need to talk to her now. 67 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,420 I knew it. I drove her away. 68 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,260 I didn't pay her enough attention. 69 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,280 Or maybe too much. This is a disaster. 70 00:03:58,540 --> 00:03:59,660 You just need to talk to her. 71 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,680 This happens every time I date a pop star. 72 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,060 Eh? How many pop stars have you dated? 73 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,820 This is the first one. And it's happened. See? 74 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 It's every time. 75 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:18,230 Anything you want to tell me, Harry? 76 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:20,370 How much I love you. 77 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:22,830 Oh, you're so sweet. 78 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:27,890 But your headteacher just told me that you're three essays behind on your 79 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:28,890 history assignment. 80 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,110 You're always such a hard worker. Come on, what's going on? 81 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:34,530 I'm in a band trying to get to number one. 82 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,530 So I always have to work in the diner because... No, I know, I know. I love 83 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,530 Wonderland. 84 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:44,730 I just think you need a safety net just in case you... 85 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,490 Don't make it to number one. 86 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:50,050 Pray pep talk, Mum. No, no, I'm sorry. 87 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:53,630 You can do it all. You just need to be more organised. 88 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,130 Will you let me help you? 89 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:57,930 No offence, Mum, but I've seen your idea of organised. 90 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:01,570 Your filing cabinet doesn't have anything in it except for a big ball of 91 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,570 receipts, paperclips and hair. 92 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,210 Is it your hair? 93 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,530 I think so. 94 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,330 Anyway, look, that's not important. 95 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:13,430 Well, now we know about it, I have faith that you can do this, Harry. 96 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Okay? Come on. 97 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,580 As a great woman once said, you can have it all. 98 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,440 Yeah. 99 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,700 Who said that? 100 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,400 I don't know. You tell me. You're the smart one. 101 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:27,980 Thanks, Mum. 102 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,700 Can you stop? 103 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:40,960 I'm trying to concentrate. 104 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:44,010 Just keep doing what you're doing. I'm profiling you as the clever one in the 105 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:48,090 band. Oh, well, in that case, let me show you my schoolwork. Flash band 106 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,090 timetable I've drawn up. 107 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:50,630 Spoon on the nose. Classic. 108 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,350 Guess the competition wasn't so tough. 109 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:55,530 Hey, guys, have you seen that new waiter? 110 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,130 The one by table eight? 111 00:05:58,830 --> 00:05:59,830 Don't all lurk. 112 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:02,510 Oh, I'm so sorry. 113 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,110 Nate, he looks a bit like you. 114 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:09,490 You should use him to lead a life in crime. 115 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:13,270 Wait. Or he could use you to lead a life in crime. 116 00:06:13,570 --> 00:06:14,890 This is really bad, guys. 117 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:16,490 We should call the police. 118 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,890 Wait, is that Frankie Ryland from 2 Plus 1? 119 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:22,850 Hey, I remember 2 Plus 1. 120 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,750 What happened to them? Did you never see it? See what? 121 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,850 Their first gig ended badly. 122 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,250 Look it up. 123 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:32,110 Search Frankie Ryland ice cream disaster. 124 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,670 It also completes with a bad sign. 125 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:45,130 We landed in an ice cream stand. 126 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:47,430 Great way to end a set. End a career. 127 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,730 There's no coming back from that humiliation. 128 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,049 I'm so sorry. 129 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,290 If that was me, I'd never want to see a stage again. 130 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:54,589 Or an ice cream. 131 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:55,970 Poor guy. It's not right. 132 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:57,790 That guy should be a star. 133 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,490 Maybe he doesn't want to be a pop star. 134 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,190 Who wouldn't want to be a pop star? 135 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,310 Astronauts. Wolves. 136 00:07:03,930 --> 00:07:07,310 People with way too much coursework who keep getting dragged into conversations 137 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,530 when they should be doing their essays. 138 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,550 He just needs someone to help him get his confidence back. 139 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,690 This time next year, he could be number one. 140 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,780 Sorry, guys. I've got so much history left to do. I need the time machine. 141 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 I'm out of here. 142 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,140 I just need to find a way to get Frankie back on that horse. 143 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 There was a horse, too. 144 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,680 I didn't even see the horse. What show that must have been. 145 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,440 I'm not happy. I had another fight with that evil step machine in the gym. I 146 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,940 swear... I've got something against me. 147 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,420 How's it going here, anyway? 148 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,780 Great. I was trying to work during a band meeting, and I realised I needed to 149 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:51,660 make a planner. Now I know exactly what I meant to be doing, and why. 150 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,340 I'm so glad you... Mum! 151 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:54,780 Oh! 152 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,120 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh! 153 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,380 Oh! Oh, is it OK? 154 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,440 Oh, well, it did actually look quite complicated. 155 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,400 Yeah, I know you prefer post -it notes. 156 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:07,020 Oh, make her say that. 157 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,080 Ah, yeah, thanks. 158 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,160 Post -it notes are a great way to get organised. 159 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,020 You simply write the task and the date, buy more post -it notes. 160 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,080 I was going to do that on Tuesday. 161 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,560 Are you worried about losing them? No, no, no, I've got them all backed up on 162 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,560 phone. 163 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,580 I take pictures of them. 164 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,280 Where is my phone? Can you ring it? 165 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,340 It's gone to answer phone. 166 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,520 Oh. 167 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:44,640 Meg, hi, it's Meg. When you get this, just a reminder, buy post -it notes. 168 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,080 OK, thanks. Bye, Meg. 169 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,800 Be like the two of me. Good, eh? 170 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:50,740 That's really interesting. 171 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:55,940 OK. 172 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,640 You saw the videos. 173 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,520 The videos? The Josh and Maya forever hashtag? 174 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:08,860 The gifs? 175 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,650 You were dancing for ages. 176 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:12,210 It's a loop. 177 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:14,270 Just FYI, I'm fine with it. 178 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,510 You don't sound fine. 179 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:16,850 Let me explain. 180 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,210 OK. 181 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:23,650 Sorry. 182 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,770 Listen, it's Sasha. 183 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:30,210 She manages Josh 2 and made us flirt online to sell his album and my tour. 184 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:35,130 I can't tell anyone it's not real and she doesn't know about us, so... Oh. 185 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,030 I see. 186 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,250 It was all fake. 187 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,290 I was so worried. 188 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:42,070 So you're not jealous? 189 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,410 No. 190 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:45,130 Not now that you've explained it. 191 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:46,770 Not even a little bit? 192 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,730 Not even a little bit. Do not care at all. 193 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,710 Only Josh and I have got like three dates booked. 194 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:56,030 You're going to be okay with that. Putting me out there with another guy is 195 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,030 going to be hard for you. 196 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,650 You're not really dating him. 197 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,790 He doesn't really like you. 198 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:03,650 I get it. I mean, he's like a megastar. 199 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:05,270 I could be dating him. 200 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:06,530 But you're not. 201 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:07,770 I could be a vampire. 202 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,990 But I'm definitely not. 203 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,570 I so get it now. 204 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,270 Much quicker than I usually do. 205 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,730 I'm so glad we talked about this. 206 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,270 I'd better finish my run. 207 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,090 Have a lovely time on your fake date. 208 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:30,370 Nate? Yeah, no problem. But I thought Frankie had that covered. 209 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:34,130 Ah, Frankie at the deep end. Bit of a splash and most of it ended up in the 210 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:35,870 customers. Giving them a special mission. 211 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:39,690 Rat catching duty. 212 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,050 Brown clouds. 213 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:42,770 That sounds worse than rats. 214 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:46,650 Yeah, I need to check the kitchen, Frankie. There might have been a big 215 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,290 cloud behind the fridge earlier. 216 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:52,690 Um, sorry, Frankie, do you mind checking out this new riff I've been working on? 217 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:53,789 Yeah, sure. 218 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,450 These brown clouds aren't going to catch themselves. 219 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,010 Great, thanks. 220 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,600 Yeah, I like it. Sounds good. 221 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,620 I have one small suggestion, though. Can I? 222 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,540 I can't get my thoughts back to the way that they were before. 223 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:51,340 Won't go back, go back to the way that they were before. 224 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:56,260 I'm locked outside of my own brain and I'm banging on the door. 225 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:59,780 Can we leave right now? Can we go? 226 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,580 Tell me please right now, yes or no. 227 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,520 It won't be too late if we wait. 228 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,760 I really need to know. 229 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920 Yeah. 230 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,160 Have you ever thought about having another crack at being a singer? 231 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Oh, no way. 232 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,060 Not after what happened. 233 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,360 Yeah. 234 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,620 I saw the video. 235 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,139 Sorry, man. 236 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,340 I still have nightmares that I'm drowning in a sea of chocolate ice 237 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,920 It doesn't have to be over. 238 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,520 You can still make it. 239 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,440 All you're lacking is a bit of confidence and I can get you back on 240 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,740 I don't know. 241 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,380 I've kind of got a new life now. 242 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:44,980 How's the rat catching going for you? 243 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:49,000 Frankie, there's a quite massive cloud in the kitchen. Can you bring the rat 244 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,880 box? Oh, sorry, the cloud catcher. 245 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,400 You really think I've still got a chance? 246 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:01,740 Hi, sweetheart. 247 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,060 Oh, hello. 248 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,360 A plus. 249 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,770 Obviously, I would cry, but I just sweated out all my tears in the chair. 250 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:16,210 Well done. 251 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,970 Thanks. Well done for turning it around so quickly. 252 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,770 Well, I had a little help. From you, I mean. 253 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,090 You're an inspiration. 254 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:24,049 Mum's guilt. 255 00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,050 Make for the winner. 256 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:27,570 Oh, 257 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,450 Mum, we need milk. 258 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:30,710 Really? How do you know? 259 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:37,190 Oh, oh, no. That was from two days ago. I left myself a phone message, actually. 260 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:41,000 Could you call my phone? I don't actually know where it is. 261 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,160 Can you hear that? 262 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,140 Oh! 263 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,580 Silly me. 264 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240 Hi, Meg speaking. 265 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:58,680 I'd better take this. 266 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,820 OK. To regain your confidence, we have to confront your fears. 267 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,440 Not ice cream, I can't. 268 00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:11,439 Look at this. 269 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,100 Look at it. 270 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,660 I'm sorry, Nate. I can't. I can't look at ice cream again. Not after what 271 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,660 happened. To get you back on stage, we have to confront your fears. 272 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,990 I don't know anyone in Eastern Europe called Ivan. 273 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,250 And no, I've not been there recently. 274 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,790 Well, some criminal's obviously got hold of my credit card details. 275 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,090 Hang on. 276 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,870 AJ, have you ever been shopping in the Ukraine? 277 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,610 Is that the one next to Sainsbury's? 278 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,030 Yeah. 279 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,290 Never mind. 280 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,620 I thought you looked really focused and moody in that one. 281 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,080 Josh and Mara at the zoo. 282 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,640 On a fake date. 283 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,680 And you're okay with that? 284 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,220 Yeah. Chilled. 285 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,820 Super chilled. 286 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,540 I'm not jealous. 287 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:19,860 Although, I'm trying to use my mind to get that pack of emus to attack him. 288 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,620 That's a lot of spoons you've bent there. 289 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,460 Okay, I admit it. 290 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,720 I'm super jealous. 291 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,820 Maybe that's what she wants to hear you say. 292 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,220 No. I said I was cool with it. 293 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560 I need to be strong. 294 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,400 Really, really strong. 295 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,540 Oh, look. 296 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,140 He's singing to a baby kangaroo. I mean, I know this is a publicity stunt, 297 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:45,020 cynically aimed at my teenage brain, but I'm definitely getting his album. 298 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,920 Don't tell anyone. 299 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,200 Won't tell anyone. 300 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520 It's all good. 301 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,140 What is this? 302 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,860 I'm going to prove that you still got it. 303 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,709 Remember how it goes right? 304 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:16,230 One, two, three, four. 305 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540 Come on. 306 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,950 About Ivan's essays and why they have my money. 307 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,270 Who and what? 308 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,650 What? 309 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,390 He's a guy in the Ukraine who does your schoolwork for a fee. 310 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,430 So basically a cheat for hire. 311 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,290 Oh, mate. 312 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:39,810 What were you thinking? 313 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,670 This isn't the Harry I know. 314 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,230 I thought there could be two of me. 315 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,530 Look, you gave me the idea with your phone memos. 316 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,730 Oh, Meg. 317 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,630 It was just until I got on top of it all. 318 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,150 I've got a ton of schoolwork. 319 00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:53,910 Cheating. I'd call it optimising my performance. 320 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,760 You can't argue with the results. 321 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,200 Look, it could have been way worse. 322 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,820 At least I got a discount. 323 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,440 Nice one, son. 324 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,660 I mean, bad one. Bad. Very bad. 325 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,100 You've really let us down. 326 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,620 I'm sorry. 327 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,100 I'll redo the coursework and I'll focus on school. 328 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,420 The ban comes second. 329 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,700 No, the ban comes third because of the extra shifts you'll be putting in to pay 330 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,559 back the money. 331 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,560 Extra shifts. 332 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,359 Quite right. 333 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,900 You could learn from this kid in the Ukraine. 334 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,320 He's getting great grades in the second language and he's running his own 335 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320 business. I'll go. 336 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,180 Thanks for coming down. 337 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,820 Sure. No problem. 338 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200 Why wouldn't I? 339 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,440 I just wanted you to see that it's just a professional thing. Me and Josh. Josh 340 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,440 and me. 341 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,539 That's okay. 342 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,540 I'm cool with it. 343 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,640 Super chilled. 344 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,820 You don't mind filming us, right? 345 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,300 Why would I mind? 346 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,600 It's just a professional thing. You and Josh. 347 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,919 Josh and you. 348 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920 Nothing to see here. 349 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:50,770 Apart from what you film? 350 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,330 Yeah, that. 351 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,110 Hey, Josh. 352 00:19:58,910 --> 00:19:59,910 Is this all right? 353 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:01,570 And action. 354 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,770 So, a lot of you have been wondering what's been happening with Josh and 355 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,290 Well, maybe this will give you a clue. 356 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,710 Gosh, Josh, I think that was our first kiss. 357 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,890 Hey, first kiss is the title of my new single, dropping on the 25th. The 25th? 358 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,120 That's when my tour begins with Girls Say First. 359 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480 Cool. I guess I should check the website for details. 360 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920 Later, guys. 361 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360 Did we get it? 362 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,620 How was that for you? 363 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,180 Great. I loved it. 364 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,860 Every second. Caught it all day, every day. 365 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,320 Actually, I think we need to do it again and kiss properly, like, on the lips 366 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,880 and for much longer. Can we practice? 367 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660 Sure. 368 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800 No, stop it! 369 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,240 Is something wrong with my hair? 370 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:47,860 No. 371 00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,030 Perfect. Everything about you is perfect. 372 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,930 Mate, are you flirting with me? No. 373 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,730 I'm just jealous, okay? 374 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,150 I'm really, really, really jealous. 375 00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:00,830 Maya, I'm not going to let you kiss another bloke. About time. 376 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:04,610 I was starting to think you didn't like me anymore. I'm crazy about you. I just 377 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,050 wanted you to admit it. Oh, I have. 378 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,169 Happy now? 379 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,870 Barry, come here, you idiot. 380 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,730 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 381 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,570 And I belong with you. 382 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,770 You belong with me, you're my sweet. 383 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,950 So, uh, can I go now? 384 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,070 Oh. 385 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:26,970 Sorry you got busted, Mum. 386 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,170 Nah, it's fine. 387 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,430 Mum's right. 388 00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:31,730 Perfect. Forced me to write a new planner. 389 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:37,130 We should hurry up. I've only got 23 minutes to my French homework. 390 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:39,110 Oh, did you start it out with Maya? 391 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:42,070 Oh, turns out she just wanted me to admit that I was jealous. 392 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,590 Duh. 393 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,170 Whoa, Frankie. 394 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,120 Looking sharp, man. Oh, yeah. 395 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:51,160 Weird thing, yesterday when we did that gig, turns out there was a talent 396 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,139 spotter in the crowd. 397 00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:52,639 For real? 398 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,260 Yeah. He said it's one of the best performances he's ever seen. 399 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,520 This is it, guys. 400 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,680 My performance. 401 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,900 Not Nate's. 402 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,920 Um, he was really clear about that. 403 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:02,980 He's talking management. 404 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,540 Record deals. 405 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,820 That's awesome. Well done. 406 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,420 Nate, have you ever gone on tour and needed to act? 407 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,000 Oh, I turned him down. 408 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,280 What? 409 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,140 I'm going to do what I should have done years ago. 410 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,110 My A -levels. Seriously? 411 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,350 Yeah. I think I might become a doctor. 412 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:22,710 Oh. Well, I've got this pain right here, and... But you got a record deal. Might 413 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:23,710 try and cure a disease. 414 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:25,030 But you could be a pop star. 415 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:27,150 No. I don't want to do that. 416 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:31,310 But you gave me the confidence to walk away and do what I really wanted. 417 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,810 Thanks, man. 418 00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:34,190 You're welcome. 419 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:35,490 Better be off. 420 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:39,050 I don't get it. 421 00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:40,870 I thought we wanted the same thing. 422 00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:43,290 What if I decide to walk away at five years? 423 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,960 Like that's going to happen. 424 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:50,280 Yeah. We're the Wonderland forever, right? With some good grades to fall 425 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,360 on. Harry. 426 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,720 You know what, guys? It would be a shame to waste such a good song. 427 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,920 One, two. 428 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,580 One, two, three, four. 429 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,260 You got me falling out of bed and sleeping on the floor. 430 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,790 Got me crazy in my head, girl, I'm feeling insecure. 431 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,910 Now I'm locked outside of my own brain and I'm banging on the door. 432 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:22,570 Cause I can't get my thoughts back to the way that they were before. 433 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:27,350 Won't go back, go back to the way that they were before. 434 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:32,230 Yeah, I'm locked outside of my own brain and I'm banging on the door. 435 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,830 Can we leave right now? Can we go? 436 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:43,770 Tell me please right now, yes or no It won't be too 437 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:50,190 late if you wait Yeah, I really need to know Cause girl, you got that wow 438 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:57,170 Tell me leave right now Party crowded, playing hard and loud But my eyes are on 439 00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:02,270 you It's a place to be, but it's lost to me Got better things to do 440 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:07,090 Out of here is better if I get out of here with you. 441 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:11,850 Small talk, don't need some one -on -one. Time for something new. 442 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:15,470 Can we leave right now? Can we go? 443 00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:20,130 Can we leave right now? Yes or no? 444 00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:27,450 It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I really need to know. 445 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:29,750 Yes, girl, you got that wow. 446 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:34,530 Can we leave right now? Your lips said that you might be feeling it too. Can we 447 00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:36,410 get out of here? Get a different view? 448 00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:37,910 Feeling sick of all the online. 449 00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:40,690 Need a bit of real time. Girl, I need some time from you. 450 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,410 Oh, my head's a mess. 451 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,450 A bit obsessed. I must confess that I need you now. 452 00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:47,270 Yeah, I see it. Absolutely. 453 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,210 You got it. A beauty girl. You got the wow. 454 00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:53,830 Can we leave right now? Can we go? 455 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:58,550 Tell me please right now. Yes or no? 456 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:05,880 It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I really need to know. 457 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,160 Girl, you got that wow. 458 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,220 Can we leave right now? Can we leave right now? 459 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:19,320 Can we leave right now? Can we leave right now? Can we leave right now? 460 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:25,040 It will be too late if we wait. Yeah, I really need to know. 461 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,440 Girl, you got that wow. 462 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,460 Can we leave right now? 463 00:25:30,389 --> 00:25:32,590 Either of you two fancy boxing on Friday? 464 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,310 I'll do it. Cool. 465 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:36,190 Chloe, you're going to be fighting Maya. 466 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:40,570 Bring it on. You are going down. In the honour of the Wonderland. No, you are. 467 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:41,770 In honour of Girls' Day First. 468 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,030 This is amazing. 469 00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:44,390 Check it out. 470 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,350 She's really good. She's terrifying. 471 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,030 Chloe the Clown! 472 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,650 I'm going to put you down! 473 00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:58,770 I seem to have created a monster. 32925

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