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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:03,370 What are you playing, mate? 2 00:00:04,550 --> 00:00:05,428 War game. 3 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:07,510 I'm building an army to fight the Battle of Waterloo. 4 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:09,910 Cool horses. 5 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:11,490 They're elite cavalry units. 6 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:14,010 It took me a week to build them up. There we go. 7 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:16,430 Okay, you can't just... Go on, horses. 8 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,450 Run down the hill into the other horses. 9 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:22,650 You need strategy and planning to beat them. Come on, you blues. 10 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:26,710 We're the reds. Come on, you reds. 11 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:33,170 You won. 12 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:34,990 What? Who? 13 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,730 You won the battle and the entire war. 14 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,650 Nice. 15 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:42,990 What's for dinner? 16 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,120 I have a new smoothie menu I'm putting together. 17 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,480 One of my five a day, don't mind if I do. 18 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:21,820 Down the hatch. 19 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,820 It's all the fruit that was going off. 20 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,860 I mean, usually I throw it away, but just put it through a blender. Hey, 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,120 two quid a pop. 22 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,820 So our next move with the publicity is to get to know you more as individuals 23 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:37,860 rather than just the Wonderlands. 24 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,060 A bit of human interest. 25 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,660 Makes us sound like exhibits in a zoo. 26 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,280 I'd love to live in a zoo. 27 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,740 The animals would totally get me. 28 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,760 So, I just need you to fill in these questionnaires. 29 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,059 Where's Harry? 30 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,120 Had to stay after school. 31 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,400 What? 32 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,300 Harry? Did he finally do something wrong? 33 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:56,780 No. Something right. 34 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,960 Again. He's getting a prize for being a star pupil. 35 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:03,220 Fans love that sort of thing. Make sure you mention it in the questionnaire. 36 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:05,580 Right. Come on, Oakley. 37 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,220 I need to go and pick up Harry. 38 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,660 I suppose. 39 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,240 No. See you guys later. 40 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,560 We can part the questionnaires as press release. 41 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,020 Yeah, don't worry. 42 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,660 Harry will make sure they do it right. 43 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:22,340 Just us two, then? 44 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,640 Yeah. 45 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,040 Just us two. 46 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:31,360 Right, so this really cool magazine want to do a piece on you. It's called Vinyl 47 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,320 Slap. They want to focus on you as the lead singer. 48 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,760 I've started writing up your profile. That's all right. 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,200 I'll come round. 50 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,560 They mainly want to know what kind of girls you like. 51 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:46,420 Yawn fest? 52 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,460 Yeah. Am I right? 53 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,380 Like I've got time for a girlfriend. Exactly. 54 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,920 Not even worth thinking about. 55 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 Three kisses? 56 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,560 Who's that? 57 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:05,540 Mum. 58 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,340 Yeah, it's our code. 59 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,880 If I send three kisses, then I'm safe. 60 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,560 And if I send two, then I've been kidnapped. 61 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,680 Wow. Yeah. 62 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:16,150 She's a worrier. 63 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:18,090 She needs help putting up some bookshelves. 64 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,550 I'd better go. 65 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:20,890 Oh, shame. 66 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,109 It's all right. 67 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,110 We can meet up again. 68 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,450 Yeah? 69 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:27,830 I'm helping out Dan in the day, but I'm free tomorrow night. 70 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,310 Saturday night? 71 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,269 7 .30. 72 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:31,270 7 .30. 73 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:32,910 It's a date. 74 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:34,370 I'll see you later. 75 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:41,550 It's a date? 76 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:47,990 Hey, Mum. 77 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,090 Hi, boys. 78 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:52,890 Mum, what are you doing? 79 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:56,550 Well, I'm trying to follow this recipe that I found online. 80 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:59,970 And it was video top -down, so I thought I'd do it that way so I could get it 81 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,770 right. Could you pass me that cheese, please? 82 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:05,270 Ready? 83 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,230 Oh. 84 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:09,270 Oh. 85 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,870 It didn't look like that in the video. 86 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,730 Oh, Oakley. 87 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,560 Bird noises are coming on really well. 88 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,560 Mum, that wasn't Oakley. 89 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,040 That was Philip. 90 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,800 How many kids do I have? 91 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:27,640 Two. And which one of you is called Philip? No, I don't have one called 92 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,020 do I? This is Philip. 93 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:34,040 And this will explain everything. 94 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:42,740 Dear parent or guardian, due to your child's exemplary work, she or he has 95 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,020 given the honour of looking after the school cockerel. 96 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:47,900 Please enjoy Philip's company this weekend. 97 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,300 Well done, sweetheart. 98 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:52,000 Philip, the school mascot. 99 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,280 Ah, yeah, it all makes sense now. 100 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:56,320 Yep, that's what our school does. 101 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,340 Rewards intelligence with... cockerels. 102 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:04,580 Well, I'm sure if you need help looking after it, Oakley can help you out. Yeah, 103 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,900 Anne will totally get me. 104 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,890 Yeah, I'll park on that one. 105 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,230 Thanks. 106 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,870 Right, the coop's all set up in the garden. 107 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,149 Thanks, Dad. 108 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,150 Come on, Philip. 109 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,090 What are you doing up there? 110 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:26,730 Er, hello. 111 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:29,870 It's called Modern Cooking, Grandad. Get with the programme. 112 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:31,710 Can you pass me that broom, please? 113 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,530 Maybe I'll do the cooking tomorrow. 114 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:55,670 OK, guys, I come to you with a big question. 115 00:05:55,970 --> 00:06:02,630 A friend of mine has got herself, himself, themself into a situation and, 116 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:08,730 put it this way, if someone says it's a date, do they mean it's an actual date 117 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:13,150 or... Oh, I can't put this up. I think I'm a proper melt. 118 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,120 He said it's a date. 119 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,900 It's a date. 120 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,900 I'm going on a date with Nate. 121 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,120 Or maybe I'm not. 122 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,320 Philip, 123 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,440 will you stop doing that? 124 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,360 That's what he does, mate. 125 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,880 It's like you telling me not to eat ice cream. Right, Philip? 126 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,340 Well, seeing as you know so much about animals, what's he saying? 127 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,420 I think he's just laid some eggs. 128 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,120 Eggs? Yeah. 129 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,500 Straight off his bum. 130 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,020 Right, firstly, mister, I understand animals. 131 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,200 Chickens don't lay eggs from their bums. It's called a cloaca. 132 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,560 You're a cloaca. 133 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,960 And secondly, this is a cockerel called Philip. 134 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:08,240 And? Hens lay eggs, therefore cockerels lay bigger eggs. 135 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,560 I'm a check. 136 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,720 Really? 137 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,020 No eggs. 138 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:18,810 Oakley! Not yet, anyway. How weird. Thanks, now I've got to get back in the 139 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:19,810 coop. 140 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:20,870 No way. 141 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,910 Philip's rearranged. Like me. 142 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,830 Philip? Let him wander. 143 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,450 He's not hurting anyone. 144 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:29,690 Wait, Harry. 145 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:31,530 I'm stuck. 146 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:43,210 Right, I just need a couple more for my smoothie menu. What do you reckon? 147 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:50,360 I got pineapple, mango, parsnip and scotch bonnet chilli. 148 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,580 I don't know if that's a good idea. 149 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,280 Ah, it's all in the branding. 150 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,920 We'll call it Henry VIII because it'll knock your head off. 151 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:58,740 Don't know. 152 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Sorry, just thinking about stuff. 153 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:01,719 I bet. 154 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Hot date tonight? 155 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,720 No, I'm seeing Chloe. 156 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,080 Yeah, on a date. 157 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,660 No, interview for the band. 158 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:10,980 I need to get it right. 159 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,660 Oh, she thinks it's a date. 160 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,610 Hey, Dan, it's not a date. 161 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,290 With his girlfriend, Chloe. 162 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,590 She's not my girlfriend. 163 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:30,150 Chloe thinks the vast right want a date? Yeah. 164 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:31,970 What? 165 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:37,990 How? I mean... What? I heard Chloe say, I'm going on a date with Nate. 166 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:40,429 This is huge. 167 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,510 Bigger than huge. 168 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,870 What's bigger than huge? 169 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:45,950 Massive. 170 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:47,670 This is massive? 171 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,360 I need to talk to the guy. 172 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,320 Yeah, but you like her, right? 173 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,140 What's the worst that can happen? 174 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,300 It all goes wrong and you lose your social media manager and a really good 175 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:59,299 friend. 176 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,300 Nate? 177 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,660 Nate? 178 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,880 Nate! 179 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,020 I tried knocking the front. It was locked. 180 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:42,920 Hello? 181 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,260 Annika? 182 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Hello? 183 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,180 Okay. 184 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,880 This is weird. 185 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,560 Sorry, 186 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,560 I did try knocking the front, but you didn't answer, so I just let myself in 187 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,960 the back. I'm really sorry. 188 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,640 Don't be sorry. 189 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,660 Bye. 190 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,340 Trying to put up these shelves is causing a lot of stress. 191 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,000 I had to recenter myself. 192 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,420 Nate's gone to see Harry and Oakley. 193 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,040 What's going on? 194 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,420 Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. He put the three kisses, right? 195 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,699 Oh, great. 196 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:26,060 He told you the code. Don't worry, I don't intend on kidnapping him. 197 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,980 I'm actually here to see Molly about some band stuff. 198 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,620 Oh, OK, yeah. 199 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,839 She's upstairs. 200 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,840 OK, great. 201 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:44,430 Again? Seriously? 202 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,190 Molly? 203 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:50,190 Hello? Molly? 204 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,630 Molly? 205 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:54,510 Molly? 206 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:57,650 Chloe? Chloe? 207 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,330 Hi. 208 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:03,070 I wasn't listening to GHF and cuddling my telly, if that's what you're 209 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:04,910 OK. 210 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,130 So, I'm doing... 211 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,860 Interview with Nate later for this magazine and... Nate's at the ballet? 212 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,540 Yeah, I know. But I need to find out some gossip to ask him about later. 213 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,220 Did he mention that? 214 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,460 Mention what? 215 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,660 See me later. 216 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:27,300 He didn't come across as... ..nervous about it or... 217 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:30,600 ..excited? He just seemed normal. 218 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,300 Well, normal for Nate. 219 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,500 Ha! Classic little sister joke. 220 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,020 You can quote me on that. 221 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,660 So he wasn't worried about what to wear or anything? 222 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:44,500 No. Tell you what, though. You should ask him about what we call the canal 223 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:49,440 incident. Yeah. OK, so breakfast... Look, once on a canal boat, Nick did a 224 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,340 so big that blocked the toilet and we had to get a boatman to fix it. 225 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080 OK. 226 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,440 Do you think Fonzo really want to know about that? 227 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:57,579 Eleanor did. 228 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,900 She loved it. She's an ultimate Wonderland fan. 229 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,160 Hey, you should talk to her. 230 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,600 Yeah, but isn't she a bit... Loud, full -on, poo -obsessed? 231 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,120 Yeah, all of those. 232 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,360 Yeah, but she does know what the fans want to hear. 233 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,740 I suppose. 234 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,740 You've got to meet me at the diner later then. 235 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,560 Wait, aren't you seeing Nate then? 236 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,640 Yeah, but it just sounds like we're meeting up to chat about one stuff. 237 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,020 Yeah, sounds like it's a date or anything. 238 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,300 Yeah. Can you imagine me and Nate? 239 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,000 It's not that funny, is it? 240 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,710 Any superpower, what would it be and why? 241 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,990 The ability to catch a cockerel. 242 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,409 That's rubbish. 243 00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:43,070 I'd have cakes for hands. 244 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:44,830 They grow back when you eat them. 245 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,010 Yeah, cos that's so much more useful. 246 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:48,830 Here's a good one. 247 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:52,470 If you were a biscuit, what would you be and why? Look, Oakley, can we stop with 248 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,470 your stupid questions? 249 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:55,350 They're not my stupid questions, actually. 250 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,730 This is ban -related homework from Chloe. 251 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,010 Homework? 252 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,130 Why wasn't I informed? 253 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,830 This has to be factored on my chart. 254 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:03,690 Now you're interested, Philip. 255 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,080 Great. Now I've got homework on top of the bird wrangling. 256 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,320 It's fine. Chill. 257 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680 I've got this. 258 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,720 It's the sort of homework I can get down with. 259 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:15,219 Biscuit related. 260 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:18,060 Philip. Although, I may have to cheat. 261 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,920 Philip. Philip, I'm not over there. 262 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 Come on, Philip. 263 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,700 Philip, no. 264 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:24,400 Hello, Maya's voicemail. 265 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,620 This is Oakley. 266 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,320 If you didn't know already. Philip. 267 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,560 I need your help. 268 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,180 ASAP. Call me back. 269 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,720 You're just kicking your stupid home, you fool. 270 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700 Fine. 271 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,729 Not you. 272 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:36,730 Oh, Philip. 273 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:41,070 Whoa, what's with the cockerel? No, no, not in the house, Philip. 274 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:42,930 Philip? 275 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,510 Philip is a prize you get at school for being the best. Philip! 276 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,390 What do you get for being the worst? 277 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,310 Well, I had to clean the toilets when... Philip! 278 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,490 Oh, you were joking. 279 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,210 Listen, I need your help. I've got a major crisis. 280 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:56,990 Chloe thinks that... Oh, sorry. 281 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,390 It's, uh, really important. Cool. 282 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,230 Maya, so, if I was a biscuit... 283 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,520 What kind would I be and why? 284 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Philip. 285 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,200 Philip. 286 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,500 Philip! 287 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960 Hey, 288 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,020 dinner's going to be amazing. 289 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,359 Are we getting takeaway? 290 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,840 No, I'm cooking. 291 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,900 Oh. What do you mean, oh? 292 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100 I'm a good cook. 293 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,220 It kind of depends on the packet. 294 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:26,040 Well, that's where you're wrong, actually, mister, because this is going 295 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,040 100 % fresh and natural, OK? 296 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,200 At least it is now. 297 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,040 All right, Chloe. 298 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,140 Fancy a fruit smoothie? 299 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:47,940 What's in it? 300 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:49,780 Fruit. 301 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,040 Mostly. 302 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,780 Yeah, I found some old spinach. The strawberry spinach. 303 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:56,919 What's up with that? 304 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,900 The spinach with the strawberry? 305 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,320 It's all natural. 306 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,440 It's always chicken pox and sunburn. 307 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,560 I'd rather not risk it. Oh, yeah. 308 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,900 On your hot date tonight. 309 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,400 What? What do you mean? 310 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,780 Why did you say that? 311 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:12,220 Oh, I thought you said you and Nate were... 312 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,700 I thought it might have been a date, but I've done some digging and I don't 313 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,700 think it is any more. Really? 314 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,160 What did Nate say? 315 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,520 It's a date. 316 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,080 Sounds like a date. Yeah, but that's just something people say, isn't it? 317 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,639 It's a date. 318 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,040 Doesn't mean it's a date date. 319 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780 Does it? Doesn't it? 320 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,100 Have you spoke to Nate? 321 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,140 Does he think it's a date? No. 322 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,560 No, no, no, no, no. 323 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,760 No. 324 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,160 Excuse me a minute, I just need to make a quick call. 325 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,770 OK, my little pink wafer. I need to finish the rest of my homework. 326 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,070 Thanks for your help. 327 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,950 Anytime, my jammy dodger. OK, you hang up. 328 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,230 No, you hang up. 329 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:53,110 OK. Wait, that's not what I... What are you looking for? 330 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,630 Philip! He'll be fine. 331 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,110 Don't stress. 332 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,250 You stress too much. 333 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,910 OK, scenario one out of 229. 334 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:04,030 What happens if he pictures him wiring and electrocutes himself? 335 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,630 Would never happen. 336 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:06,910 Why? 337 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,130 Rubber feet. 338 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,650 What? Look... 339 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,710 I can't be known as the kid that lost the school rooster. 340 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,210 What? Rather than the kid who smells of soap? 341 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:15,649 Who, me? 342 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,650 What? 343 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,710 Huh? Huh? 344 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:24,710 Is that what I'm known as? Look, with your smarts and my animal magnetism, we 345 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:25,710 can catch a tent. 346 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:29,490 Cockerel. And you do realise that animal magnetism doesn't mean that you 347 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:36,150 actually... That's not a cockerel. That's a duck. 348 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,420 Hi, 349 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560 darling. Hi. 350 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,360 Mum? Do you know anything about girls? 351 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,680 Apart from being one. 352 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,280 You're not a girl, you're my mum. 353 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:07,319 Is it that last night I was at the diner with a friend? 354 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,300 And before I knew it, I'd asked her out on a date. 355 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,839 Apparently. Right. 356 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Interesting. 357 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,440 Grab her ends and slide the shelf in. 358 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,079 I don't even know if she likes me. 359 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,920 I don't even know if I like her. 360 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,579 How do you even know? 361 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,040 It's a mystery to me. 362 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,200 Sometimes you think it's going to be a good fit. 363 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,960 Yeah, she's great. 364 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,220 And then it all starts to wobble. 365 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720 Wobble? 366 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880 What? 367 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:39,989 Wobbles about. 368 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,290 Oh, you mean the shelves? 369 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:42,790 Cool. 370 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,130 Okay, right. 371 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:45,930 Don't overthink it. 372 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,610 So do I just tighten the screws? Not the shelves. 373 00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:50,050 The tape. 374 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:51,830 Don't overthink the tape. 375 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,290 Sorry. 376 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,550 This is confusing. 377 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:58,210 Yep. Be patient and follow the instructions. 378 00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,770 There's instructions? 379 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,630 Oh, you mean the shelves. 380 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,070 Mum, is it okay if I go to the diner later? See Eleanor? Yeah, sure. 381 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:11,450 Wait, unless your brother's going there on his date with Chloe? 382 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,770 I never said it was on a date with Chloe. You didn't need to. 383 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,290 Nate's got a date with Chloe? 384 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,130 Whoa, this is huge. 385 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,710 Wait till I tell Eleanor. Oh, Molly, please don't. 386 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:25,870 Hello? 387 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:27,770 Hey, Nate. 388 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:31,050 I've got the wrong end of the stick about this date with Chloe. 389 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,370 What? Turns out it's not a date. At least Chloe doesn't think it is. 390 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,560 Oh. At least I think she doesn't think it is. 391 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,960 Okay. 392 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,320 Great. 393 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 Thanks. 394 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,660 I'll see you later. 395 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,540 I'll have a smoothie all ready for you. 396 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,800 Please don't. 397 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,780 So, turns out it's not a date. 398 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,500 That's a good thing. 399 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,680 Right. 400 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,060 Is it? 401 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,560 Yeah. 402 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,520 Totally. 403 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,100 Philip? No! 404 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,300 Philip, what have they done to you? 405 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,020 Find Philip. Where is he? 406 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400 What's happened? 407 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280 It's not Philip. 408 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,320 It's going to be 100 % fresh and nice. 409 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480 No. 410 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,920 Dad, what have you done? 411 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,280 Maybe it's not too late. Not too late? 412 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,720 His head's off. 413 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,960 We can't give up on him. I'll give him mouth to mouth. 414 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,080 He hasn't got a mouth. He's got a cavity. 415 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,960 It's actually called a cloaca. 416 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,700 I told you that, and it's the upper end. 417 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,960 Right, I'm going in. 418 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,280 You can't kiss a raw chicken. 419 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,200 Wait, I've got an idea. 420 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,220 Hello? 421 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,120 Hello? 422 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,360 Oh, hey, babe. 423 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,380 Oakley, there's no point. He's gone. 424 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,080 When they're pregnant, it's the perfect crime. 425 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,800 Hello? Who's Philip? 426 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,060 I'll get the oven ready. 427 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,390 We can't eat Philip. 428 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,010 Will someone please tell me who Philip is? 429 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,510 Philip. 430 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,490 Do you always name your dinner? 431 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,510 Philip is one, the school mascot. 432 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:32,610 I say we give him a dignified funeral. 433 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,310 Bury the evidence. 434 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:35,510 That's a great idea. 435 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,930 It's what he would have wanted. 436 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,570 Someone should say a few words. 437 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,480 Well, go on then, Harry. 438 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,940 I'm sorry I couldn't keep you alive for more than one day. 439 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,040 I let him out of his coop. 440 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,040 And it was your dad who, well, you know. 441 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,820 But he was my responsibility and I messed up. 442 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,900 Now I'm going to be known as the kid who lost the school mascot. 443 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,500 But you're a chocolate digestive. 444 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:13,920 What? 445 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,020 Chocolate digestive. 446 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,620 Brave, dependable and popular. 447 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,090 That's how you see me? 448 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,150 Thanks, bro. 449 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,230 You really do smell of soap. 450 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,170 OK, you can do a cockerel noise. 451 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:35,130 Philip! Hey, look who I found crossing the road. 452 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:36,890 I think he was trying to get to the other side. 453 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,670 Jess, I'm not ruined. 454 00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:41,330 I am a chocolate digestive. 455 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,190 Anyway, I'd better get the dinner in the oven. 456 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,340 What are we meant to be doing? 457 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,120 That's an interview for a magazine. 458 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,280 But listen, none of that matters now. 459 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,700 Chloe and my brother are going on a date. 460 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,340 That is huge. 461 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,920 Well, Nate thinks Chloe thinks it's a date. 462 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,800 There she is. 463 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,840 She's not very dressed up. 464 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,100 Playing it cool. 465 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320 Super cool. 466 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,879 Hey, guys. 467 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,880 Thanks for this. 468 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,400 Sorry, I feel like I'm about to explode. 469 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,700 That'll be the smoothies. You started putting lentils in them. 470 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,360 No, about you and... Yeah, totally. 471 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,540 You're playing it super cool, though. 472 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 How do you mean? 473 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,240 Just look at what you're wearing. 474 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:47,740 What about it? I just assumed that you'd, like, dress up a little bit more 475 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:48,740 the date. 476 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,180 With Nate. 477 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440 A date? 478 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:52,740 It's not a date. 479 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,740 I heard Nate talking about it with Mum, and he thinks it's a date. 480 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,300 What? With Nate. 481 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,260 No, it's not that. It's just I didn't think that's what we agreed. 482 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,660 But isn't that why you came to see me this morning? 483 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960 To get info? 484 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,540 No. 485 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,059 OK, well. 486 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,660 You do like him. I knew it. No, I don't. 487 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,259 I don't know. 488 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,720 The point is, it can't be it. 489 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,020 I'm not dressed for it. 490 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,680 Do I have time to go home and change? 491 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,080 There he is. 492 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,340 Hey, Nate! 493 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,480 Chloe's over here! 494 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,260 On the floor for some reason. 495 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 We should go. 496 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,420 Hi. 497 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,200 Hi. 498 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,800 So? 499 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,500 So... Here we are. Yep. 500 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,860 At 7 .30. 501 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,820 The specified time. 502 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,600 Yeah. The specified time. 503 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,460 Sorry, I thought... Sorry, you first. 504 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,140 When I said it's a date... 505 00:23:57,710 --> 00:24:00,990 I didn't mean... And I didn't mean... Exactly. I wouldn't actually... Yeah, 506 00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,170 I didn't think... As if. 507 00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:03,430 Yeah, as if. 508 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:10,190 I mean, what would you have said if I was being serious? 509 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:12,230 Are you? 510 00:24:12,330 --> 00:24:13,330 Are you? 511 00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:15,409 It's me. 512 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,410 I'm Chloe. 513 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:17,470 What's going on? 514 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,890 Well, somebody buried dinner in the garden, so we're all starving. 515 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,350 I've had a very weird day. 516 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:26,250 This is nice, isn't it? All of us together. 517 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,000 We're not interrupting anything, are we? 518 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,440 Hot date? 519 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,160 No, nothing like that. 520 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,160 Where's AJ? 521 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:37,840 Looking after Philip. 522 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,540 Oh. Who's Philip? 523 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:40,820 Don't ask. 524 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,100 Look, Chloe, we filled out the questionnaires. 525 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,520 Oh, great. Did you put in the stuff about the school prize? 526 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,900 Yeah. Not all of it. 527 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,260 And we even figured out what kind of biscuit they are. 528 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,620 Easy. Chocolate digestive, jammy dodger, and, uh... 529 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:57,290 Dreamy custard cream. 530 00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:00,750 How does everyone know about this from me? 531 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,590 So which one would I be then? 532 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,010 Something that's mostly nuts. 533 00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:10,010 Right, here we go. On the house for my favourite customers. 534 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:12,270 Something I should have been making all along. 535 00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:13,790 Yum. 536 00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:18,130 Basically hot smoothie. Just tastes so much better. 537 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,840 We, we don't have to worry about nothing. 538 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:44,960 Cause we got the fire, and we're burning one heck of a something. 539 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,860 They, they got the tears from outer space, outer space. Light it up, 540 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:57,040 like we're the stars of the human race, human race. 541 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,780 When the lights turn it down, they don't know what they heard. 542 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,660 Strike a match, play it loud, giving love. 543 00:26:14,649 --> 00:26:20,170 Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire. And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn. 544 00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:25,630 We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn. Gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn. We 545 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:26,630 gonna let it... 546 00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:49,230 Cause we got that fire, fire, fire Yeah, we got that fire, fire, fire We can 547 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:55,890 light it up, up, up So they can put it out, out, out We can light it up, up, up 548 00:26:55,890 --> 00:27:02,670 So they can put it out, out, out We can light it up, up, up So they can put it 549 00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:05,810 out, out, out We can light it up, up 550 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:32,000 Cause we got the fire, fire, fire Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire And we gonna 551 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 let it 552 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,500 Cause we got the fire, fire, fire. 553 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,240 Yeah, we got the fire. 36132

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