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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:02,880 You can't smile on your passport photo. 2 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:04,380 I'm not smiling. 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,140 You totally are. We can see your teeth. 4 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,280 Do you just like naturally happy all the time? 5 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:09,580 It's so unfair. 6 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:11,960 My mum always says a smile costs you nothing. 7 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,660 Well, it's going to cost you a place on the European tour if you don't have a 8 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,660 passport. 9 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:16,820 Maybe. 10 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,540 We'd work better as a trio. 11 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,880 Our harmonies will be cleaner. 12 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:25,000 You're kicking me out of the group. Now. 13 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,160 We got it. 14 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,160 That was mean. 15 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:36,540 Oh, wow. 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,500 Getting a lot of love on the cover you sang for Live Lounge. You're 22 on the 17 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,500 download chart. 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,060 This time next week, we could be number one. 19 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,460 I say you get a fresh cover out, but a video as well. 20 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,540 Release it Sunday and then you've got a shot. 21 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:15,798 It's birthday. 22 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,340 How can we shoot a video by Sunday? 23 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:21,240 Yeah, we've got school, homework, chores, shifts here. 24 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,940 Plus, it's been off your pie week. 25 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,020 Got to be here for the leftovers. 26 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,540 That wasn't leftover. 27 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,220 That was for table seven. 28 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,560 Oh. 29 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,300 I think we're running out. 30 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,080 Hustle, guys. Get it all done tomorrow, then shoot Saturday. 31 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,520 Table number four. 32 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,598 Hey, Dan. 33 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,080 Can we shoot a video here on Saturday? 34 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:43,480 Bit rude. 35 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,300 That means yes. 36 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,300 The Spanish from my house is your house. 37 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:52,560 The video could be us working here, rehearsing on our break, and then Dan 38 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,340 us the chance to perform in front of the diner crowd. 39 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:56,100 Keeping it real. Love it. 40 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,980 We can't use our flyers like last time. 41 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,880 It needs to be legit. 42 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,440 Like a proper music video. 43 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,060 We're 22nd on the chart. 44 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,360 We should be able to find a decent director to shoot it. 45 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:06,940 Right, Chloe? 46 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,539 I'll start making some calls. 47 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:17,200 Does this need to be shot, please? 48 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,360 Lola? 49 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,620 Who's the new girl? 50 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:26,300 Fabio. He's a backing dancer for me, so he knows the drill. 51 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,540 They look tight, but I'm not feeling it. 52 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,110 The thing from the head, not the heart. 53 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:34,650 You're not a teenager. 54 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:36,190 Their fans will get it. 55 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,850 I don't think they're ready. 56 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,990 Let's take a rain check on the European tour. 57 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:45,730 How are you? 58 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,810 Saturday. Maybe late. 59 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:55,350 What is that? An invitation to her birthday bash at Coco's. Pinch me, I'm 60 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,810 dreaming. Ow! 61 00:02:58,210 --> 00:02:59,510 You didn't get an invite? 62 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,140 I'm being punished. 63 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,240 What makes two of us? 64 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:13,220 OK, guys, so we shoot the video tomorrow, but you've still got all your 65 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,220 to finish. 66 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,560 Math homework, mow the lawn, move into Eleanor's house. Wait, wait. 67 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,100 Move into Eleanor's house? 68 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,680 What? Can't blame a girl for crying. 69 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:13,590 Oh. 70 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,060 Oh, guys, this is Luke. 71 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,060 Hi. Hi, how are you? 72 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,040 Wow, it really is them. 73 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,900 It's the Wonderland. 74 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:16,160 Sorry, I'm a massive fan. 75 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,320 I thought you were robbed on Spotlight. 76 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:19,800 So should I have won. 77 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,420 You should be like massive stars already. 78 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,960 Sorry, I'm talking too much. 79 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,380 I'll be quiet now. 80 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:28,700 Go the Wonderland! 81 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,330 I love this guy. 82 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:31,790 Thanks for your help, Luke. 83 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,470 No, thank you. 84 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:37,750 This is a dream come true, just to be in the same room as you guys is. 85 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:42,730 Whoa. Coming from someone who shoots a lot of music videos, that's a big 86 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:43,810 compliment. Thanks. 87 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:48,650 Actually, this will be my first. I can't tell you how excited I am. Your first? 88 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:53,210 He's done other stuff, though. He did the school play, sports day, plus he's 89 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,310 geek -level knowledge on the school's 4K camera. 90 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:59,220 Want a video out on Sunday so you can get to number one by next week? 91 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,120 Then Luke's your man. 92 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,840 Coming in for the high five. 93 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,320 OK, cool. 94 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,920 Yeah, do your thing. 95 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:11,120 Before we start, can I get a quick selfie? 96 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Squeeze in. 97 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:21,740 Let's try that again. 98 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:26,630 Why is it not focusing? 99 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:32,630 I'll do that. 100 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:34,370 Ah, sorry. 101 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:35,910 Never. 102 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:30,170 Part of the cover, guys, is so going to be a number one. 103 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:31,470 Did you get it all? 104 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,090 Yeah, I can't. 105 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:36,850 We should probably do one more, though, just to make sure. 106 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:38,850 Yeah, let's do one more. 107 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,400 Sounded great, guys. 108 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,880 You OK to lock up? You can leave your gear here overnight. 109 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,500 Yeah, thanks, Dan. Do you need anything before I go? 110 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,660 Any leftover banoffee pie? 111 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,460 No, actually. 112 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,260 We're all out, which is weird, cos I made a tonne of it. See you. 113 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,340 Yeah, that is weird. 114 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,920 You can't cancel. I bought Coco's weeks ago. 115 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,520 I don't care if the roof collapsed. It'll improve the ventilation. 116 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:11,000 It's Friday night. How am I supposed to find an alternative venue by tomorrow? 117 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,040 You have ruined my birthday. I hope the rest of your building collapses. 118 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,820 Sarah wasn't invited. 119 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,840 Could have got you another venue. 120 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,260 What? 121 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,020 I know this cool retro play. 122 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,800 The owner owes me a favor, but they'd expect me to be there, and as I wasn't 123 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,620 invited... You see the problem? 124 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,460 What are you talking about? 125 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,260 Of course you're invited. 126 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,850 Well, there must have been some kind of mix -up. 127 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,390 Must have been. 128 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:44,750 So, you can book me the venue. 129 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:47,790 Sorry? This cool retro place. 130 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:49,950 I can have a party there. 131 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:53,630 Leave it with me. 132 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,010 All our gear's set up, so let's start in the rehearsal room. 133 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,250 Yeah, shots down first. 134 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:04,050 If you need a drummer, I can play you a bit. 135 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,170 Just putting it out there, no pressure. 136 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,820 You want to join the band? Can I? Can I join the band? 137 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,560 Come on, I mean, it's all I've ever dreamed of. Just shoot the video, Luke. 138 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:16,220 Got it. Cool, no problemo. Film in, I love it. Hey, look at that. 139 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,640 Dan's closed the entire place just for us. 140 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,220 What a legend. 141 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:36,790 In terms of the video, it needs to be professional, so we need good angles, 142 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:39,790 lighting. You guys need to be on your A game. 143 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:43,090 Wait, Luke, are you getting all this? Yeah, yeah. 144 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,630 OK, so... Dasha? 145 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:48,690 What are you doing here? 146 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:50,670 And who's Colin? 147 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,990 It's Colleen, my boss. 148 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,610 I'm hosting her birthday party here tonight. 149 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:58,690 Er, I don't think so. We're shooting a video here tonight. 150 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,290 Not anymore, you're not. 151 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,520 Dan, get out here. 152 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,939 Sorry, guys. 153 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,560 You're going to have to find somewhere else to shoot. 154 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,960 What? Fletcher called last night. I couldn't say no. 155 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,020 Why did she get to use this place and not us? 156 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,200 Because she loaned him the money he needed to keep it open. 157 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,460 You said you turned down her money. 158 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,100 Yeah, about that. So you lied to her. 159 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,860 Why are you filming this? 160 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,220 Isn't this part of the video? 161 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,880 Yeah, we're all going to burst into song. Oh, cool. 162 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:33,050 I've got a busy day. Can we speed things up? 163 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,410 She is evil. Like Cruella de Vil, evil. 164 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,090 Cruella Devil, more like. 165 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,470 Devil. 166 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:45,610 De -vil. 167 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:47,930 Devil. Oh. 168 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:50,610 They could have made that more of you. 169 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,410 I'm sorry, guys. 170 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:55,350 Look, I can talk to her. You know, maybe we can... Forget it. 171 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,110 We're leaving. 172 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:58,790 Come on, guys. Let's grab our gear. 173 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,400 Yeah, I need these girls looking hot. 174 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,120 Come on, shout. 175 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,520 Please, can't we at least get our gear back? 176 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,940 Shout. Great, another disaster. 177 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,160 I can't believe Dan did that. 178 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,600 Well, at least it ain't raining. 179 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,020 Hey, guys. 180 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,290 This is a life surprise. 181 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:31,970 What are you doing sitting out here? 182 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:35,770 I think GHS stands for Awesome Friends, who can get us our gear back. 183 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:38,430 But that would make us A -F -W -C -G -U -O -G -B. 184 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:43,990 She's right. 185 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,810 I'm not letting them in. They've already wasted enough of my time. 186 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,210 But they need their gear back. Do you want to talk about the Wonderland, or do 187 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,470 you want to talk about your European tour being cancelled? 188 00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:56,470 What? We definitely want to talk about the tour. We're not going? 189 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:57,810 Yeah. 190 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:02,510 Now no one will see my passport photo. I look so miserable because you can't 191 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,890 smile and it's just... Mary! 192 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,190 Let's have a speak. 193 00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:09,450 I think your girls are amazing. 194 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,310 But Colleen isn't convinced you're ready to tour yet. 195 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:16,530 I want you to come up with a brand new routine and perform it at her party 196 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,530 tonight. 197 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,770 Really blow her away. 198 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,690 Girls, to the rehearsal room. We've got a busy, busy day. 199 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,170 Move it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 200 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,410 No pressure. 201 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,720 Only all of our careers depend on them. 202 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,040 What did Maya say? 203 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:50,520 I want a beard. A great big bushy beard that birds can nest in and I can be 204 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,520 their friends. 205 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,020 Bit weird. 206 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,280 Any chance that was one of yours? 207 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,240 Yeah. Classic. 208 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,880 Here it is. 209 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:02,240 Yeah, she says we're not getting our gift. We don't release a video the fans 210 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,920 will never forgive us Oh, I wouldn't say never but we would feel very let down. 211 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:12,180 She's tired you on Boy, chill out We've got someone in the inside who can out 212 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,180 sneak us in Maya. 213 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,360 Where? 214 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:23,080 Pop and lock and 215 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:28,100 fight and bump right left Then scarecrow flop into crumping stomps to the bitch 216 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,340 of a... Girl! 217 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,600 Sorry. It's hard to focus when the Wonderland should be in here shooting 218 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,000 videos. Forget about the Wonderland. Our crew is on the line here. But they're 219 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,960 our friends. We'll make new friends in Paris, Barcelona and Berlin. 220 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,300 Girl. 221 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,940 It's a pop and lock and funk split right and bomb break left. 222 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,100 Then scarecrow flop... Should get that. 223 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:00,520 Never work with kids. 224 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,360 Listen, you two. Is there enough room for the girls to dance? 225 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,440 Wait, I'll check. 226 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,900 Yeah, she'll be fine. 227 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,480 What? Now's a good time to talk to you about the Wonderland. 228 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,580 There's never a good time to talk about the Wonderland. 229 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,150 Just because... the spotlight's up down. 230 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:35,730 Okay, okay, but do you really think you'll be able to sneak in without her 231 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:36,730 seeing you? 232 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,370 Okay, I'll be ready. 233 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:40,850 I'd better go before I'm missed. 234 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,050 We're all set. 235 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,530 Let's do this thing. 236 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,290 And five, six. 237 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,600 This is right for the party. 238 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320 Where do you want it? 239 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,460 My, oh, my. 240 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,560 That is a big cake. 241 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,100 Now, where do you put it so it won't get in the way? 242 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,160 How about the kitchen? 243 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:11,860 The kitchen? 244 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,240 Great idea, Maya. 245 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,440 Oh, no, wait. 246 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,100 Why don't we keep it here so one of your friends won't get out and get their 247 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,260 equipment? Do you think one of the Wonderlanders is hiding in the cake? 248 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,120 I know they're hiding in the cake. 249 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,780 I heard you on the phone. 250 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,460 Ouch. 251 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,120 But... I don't know what you're talking about. 252 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,380 You don't, do you? 253 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,800 It looks like a real cake to me. 254 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,640 Come out, the Wonderland. I know you're in there. 255 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,430 She's killing me. I'm putting this on my story. 256 00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:58,910 Fine. 257 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,390 You all come out. 258 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,170 Then I'm coming in. 259 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,310 I told you it was real cake. 260 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:54,370 The sponge is a bit heavy, but there is far too much vanilla in there. 261 00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:59,350 Hi, guys. 262 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:02,050 I was almost busted, but we were saved by a giant cake. 263 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,430 Not a traditional greeting, but hi. 264 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,230 Thank you, Maya. 265 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:08,430 You're an absolute legend. 266 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,369 Everyone, this is my girlfriend. 267 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:15,410 She's totally awesome. She sings, she dances, she's good in high. 268 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,660 Whatever you're doing, I'm in. 269 00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:24,280 I know it's going so well. 270 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:46,900 Colleen? 271 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,560 The birthday girl. 272 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,560 The cake. 273 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,860 You ordered it. We were wondering. 274 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,560 It looks spectacular. 275 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,680 Definitely be enough to go around. 276 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,240 Where did you get it from? 277 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,760 You can't remember. 278 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,580 No. No problem. 279 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,660 Yeah. See you later. 280 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640 lot looking at? 281 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,700 Did I tell you to stop rehearsing? 282 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Quickly, girls. 283 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,220 Please. 284 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880 Five, 285 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,040 six, seven, eight. 286 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:45,720 Hey, I should have told you about Sasha. 287 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:46,940 I'm sorry, Nate. 288 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,840 We did extra shifts to shoot here today. 289 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,520 Why would you take her side? 290 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,770 You know how much she hates her. I didn't take her side. 291 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:57,330 Well, if you're not with her, then you're against her. Maybe she'll... 292 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,330 it. 293 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,930 Luke said he can't somewhere else. 294 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,810 There might be even better than the Palais. Hey, there's nowhere better than 295 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,390 Palais. Yeah, you're right. 296 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,570 That's why we wanted to shoot here. 297 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:17,290 Four feet tall, golden white frosting with a strawberry jam filling. 298 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,750 Are you sure it wasn't your bakery? It says, Happy Birthday, Colleen. 299 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:26,170 Never mind. Is there any way to stick a broken cake back together? 300 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,410 Why are you laughing? I am serious. 301 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,350 Forget it! 302 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,850 I can bake you a replacement. 303 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,510 You know, this isn't strawberry. 304 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,490 It's plum with just a hint of raspberry. 305 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,680 You're going the wrong way. 306 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,100 Kitchen's over there. 307 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280 I am on it. 308 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,820 Joshua, I've been thinking. What? 309 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,500 I've been thinking it's going to be a great party. 310 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,020 Great party? 311 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:09,340 Colleen's going to cancel the European tour and I'm probably going to get 312 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,719 Nice one. 313 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,760 This is awesome, Luke. 314 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,040 I thought you guys performing in the EU would look good. 315 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,640 Unless you've got a better idea. 316 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,520 Oh, I know. 317 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,780 We could have a giant flying whale that lands in the park. 318 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,500 We sing to it. 319 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,340 We become its best friends. 320 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:32,100 Then we climb on its back, and then we... Hands up if anyone has a giant 321 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,100 whale on them. 322 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,400 OK, moving on. 323 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,439 Let's do it. 324 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:42,040 So, turning over in three, two, one. 325 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:44,820 Oi! 326 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,220 We need a permit to film here. 327 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:19,160 Maybe we should lose the dancing and try something simpler. 328 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,860 We could try singing her happy birthday. 329 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,620 Not that simple, Mary. 330 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,960 No, that's a great idea. 331 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:29,320 We could do it a cappella style, just our voices, no backing music. 332 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,680 Simple, but from the heart. 333 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,480 That's what she wants, something emotional. 334 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,400 Happy birthday's a bit short, though. 335 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,180 Well, sing it slow. 336 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,400 What if the wonderland... Flip it. Yeah, but they need somewhere... One more 337 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,220 word and you're fired. You're not my boss. 338 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,720 I am until you pay back that loan. 339 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,840 Right, I'll do it now, then. 340 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200 Still broke? 341 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,140 Yes, boss. 342 00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:57,310 Hello. Is that the aquarium? 343 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,750 Brilliant. Do you have a whale? 344 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,950 Great. Does it fly? 345 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,050 Hello? 346 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:07,530 Hello? 347 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,130 Rude. 348 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:10,810 Aquarium's out. 349 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:12,110 I'm calling it, guys. 350 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:14,030 We're never getting this done today. 351 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,710 No, you promised us a video. 352 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,650 Yeah, and we're not leaving without one. 353 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,010 Sorry. 354 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:23,270 Time's up, guys. 355 00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:24,610 I'm posting the bad news. 356 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,160 Break yourself. 357 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:30,320 Wait, we could always live stream a performance tonight. 358 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,580 All I'd need is a few more cameras and a few more bodies. 359 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,380 But we still need a venue. 360 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,960 You can film your funky video here if you like. 361 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,820 It's done. 362 00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:08,610 Bubbles for the birthday girl? Oh, cheers. 363 00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,010 This place is perfect. 364 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:16,530 I love the ballet. I came here for my 60th birthday to see the cure. 365 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,990 Tonight you're going to see a band that's even better. 366 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:23,470 You're spoiling me, Sasha. Who is it? All good things come to those who wait. 367 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,670 Happy birthday to you. 368 00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,630 Happy birthday to you. 369 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:37,040 You made all my... Thank you. 370 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,820 Thank you. 371 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:14,630 I wish you girls every success on your European tour. 372 00:24:16,370 --> 00:24:20,550 What is that? 373 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,290 Great work, ladies. Now let's cut the cake. 374 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,030 Thanks, Dan. 375 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:38,210 Don't thank me. I'll never shut you out. It'll never happen again. 376 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,860 Now we're sneaking our instruments back into the parlor today. It's been a weird 377 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:47,120 day Dan do you still have some? 378 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,180 All is forgiven my man 379 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:55,380 This 380 00:24:55,380 --> 00:25:02,960 is 381 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,680 delicious, thank you 382 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:13,760 Now, Sasha has laid on a very special birthday treat for you. I have? 383 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,640 It's the Wonderland! 384 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,060 Sasha, 385 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,100 I've always wanted to know what the boys will like playing on. 386 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,480 You're welcome. 387 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,720 Happy birthday, Colleen. This one's for you. 388 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:51,260 She had seen all the meanest side of me. They took away the profit stream for 389 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,240 a profit on the street. 390 00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:58,540 Now she's stronger than you know, a harder deal starts to grow. 391 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,900 All this life he's been told, you'll be nothing when he's old. 392 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:10,080 All the kicks and all the blows, they won't happen at each show. But you're 393 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,940 stronger than you know, the heart still starts to grow. When you've been 394 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:19,520 fighting for it all your life, you've been struggling to make things right. 395 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:22,060 Without super evil words to fly. 396 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,780 Every day, every hour to the pain. When you've been fighting for it all your 397 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:32,540 life, you've been working every day and night. Without super evil words to fly. 398 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:48,240 We'll be right back. 399 00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:03,290 We'll see 400 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:11,150 you 401 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:15,090 next time. 402 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:34,970 We've been working every day 27909

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