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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:04,610 If you could be any guitarist in history, who would you be? 2 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:08,070 Easy. King Kong. King Kong didn't play the guitar. 3 00:00:08,310 --> 00:00:09,089 How do you know? 4 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:12,290 The same way I know the T -Rex in Jurassic World didn't play the guitar. 5 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,310 Obviously a T -Rex can't play the guitar. 6 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:18,770 Arms are too short, claws would snap the strings, and they'd eat the audience. 7 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:20,370 Think it through, Harry. 8 00:00:53,680 --> 00:01:00,100 You belong with me, you're my sweetheart I belong with you, you belong with me, 9 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:06,260 you're my sweetheart I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweet 10 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:13,120 And the crowd goes wild! The 11 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,540 wonderland, the wonderland! 12 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:18,420 Can you run around so we can remember what it's like performing in front of an 13 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:19,420 actual crowd? 14 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:24,960 My said goes here first had 5 ,000 at the last gig. Oh, that's great Please 15 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,960 don't speak to her again. 16 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:32,040 No can do I've decided gonna ask her out on a date. No You've been practicing 17 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:38,840 that Okay, so what happens when you google the Wonderland answer 18 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:45,820 this The world she doesn't lose it because it goes here first. We're not 19 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,920 We're runners -up Who knows what the future holds? Guys, need a hand in the 20 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,020 diner? I'm blocking toilets. 21 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:52,720 Yeah, we're living the dream. 22 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,160 Can you check the rotor for your shift, yeah? That was the deal. 23 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,760 Time's up, boys. Next band's here. 24 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,560 AJ, we need a new band photo. 25 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:02,240 Great. Let's get it sorted. 26 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,480 AJ, will you do the honours? 27 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 Certainly can. 28 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:07,620 It's what managers do, right? 29 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:11,820 How do you... Oh, wait. 30 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,980 Wrong button. 31 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,620 Oh, sorry. I think I bought something. 32 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,160 Great. 33 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,870 What am I supposed to do with a massive bag of cat litter? 34 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,550 Get a cat? 35 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:24,710 Can't hold these pros much longer. 36 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:28,270 No offence, but we need a pro. 37 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:32,090 Like Jodie Louie. She's a legend, shot all the great bands. 38 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,350 Wow. Is she going to prison for that? 39 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,470 She's a photographer, not a serial killer. 40 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:38,710 As far as you know. 41 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:40,530 Her new exhibition opens tonight. 42 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:42,050 How about we go and get some inspiration? 43 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:44,250 No need. Photographers coming at one. 44 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:45,730 Real pro. 45 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:46,950 Own me a favour. 46 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:48,059 Nice one. 47 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,060 Thanks, AJ. 48 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,160 All that's sorted. 49 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,740 Hello? Is anyone listening to the social media manager? 50 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,060 Oh, Chloe, wait. 51 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,820 Hey, how many times? Use the trolley. 52 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:04,120 We can't afford to drop the amp. 53 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,260 Have you been practising that? I'll be good. 54 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,620 I promise. 55 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,600 Laters. 56 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,920 You're going to help me or what? 57 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,040 Better get moving, boys. 58 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:17,590 Next band's downstairs. 59 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:23,890 Oakley. 60 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:25,290 What are you doing? 61 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,030 Nothing. Exactly. 62 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:28,930 Come grab some gear. 63 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:30,650 Yes! 64 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,810 What is it? 65 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,030 My new workout. 66 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:35,030 Uh, punch a thigh. 67 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:39,650 Yes! Yes! Oakley, get back here. I can't move, it's all by myself. 68 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,370 Great. 69 00:03:56,810 --> 00:04:00,330 I'm so sorry. Probably not as bad as it looks. 70 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,260 Sloppy. You're missing your mark. 71 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,260 We're doing this until you get it right. 72 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,180 Oh, I'm sorry. 73 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,400 Did you have something better to do? 74 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:39,880 Well, we were wondering, uh, maybe if possible, we could have a super quick 75 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,699 lunch break. 76 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,840 You want a lunch break? 77 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:48,380 Well, you see, the thing is, I'm meant to be meeting a friend, and he'll be 78 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:49,380 expecting me at... He? 79 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,120 What day is it? 80 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,480 We've got a date. No, we're just friends. 81 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,200 Good friends. 82 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:57,560 He's a friend. You said friend way too many times. 83 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:02,220 Who is he? And his star sign? Do not say Sagittarius. That will not go well. 84 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,320 What? It's no one you know. 85 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:05,620 It's not a date. 86 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,780 Please, just a super quick lunch break, and when we get back, we'll nail the 87 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,780 routine, I promise. 88 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,300 Fine. 89 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,560 30 minutes, not a second longer. 90 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:26,230 We've got an audition this afternoon to be the house band in a restaurant. 91 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,110 We will have to cancel. 92 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:30,710 Whoa, whoa. Maybe Antonio can still play. 93 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:37,490 A mariachi band is nothing without a maracas. 94 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:39,830 And his moves. 95 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,490 You should see his moves. 96 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:46,350 Maybe I can stand in for Antonio. I mean, I can keep time and I'm in a band 97 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,050 called The Wonderland. 98 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:50,350 We were on The Spotlight. 99 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Oh, yeah. 100 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,240 You were the losers. 101 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,680 What was that? 102 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,300 Look, you all look so sad. 103 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,880 I know. We're getting new photos done. 104 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:02,700 I'll meet you at the restaurant. 105 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,980 2 p .m. at La Cuchara. 106 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:06,380 Don't be late. 107 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,080 My arms won't fit. 108 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,100 Turn and try sideways. 109 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,840 Careful of my racket. 110 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,760 He's in disguise. 111 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,200 Disguise. Disguise. 112 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,300 Love the disguise. 113 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 How long have you got? 114 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,120 Looks like I could sit here and talk to you all day. 115 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,700 Oakley, where are you? 116 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,320 Can't believe it's... It's finally happening. 117 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,660 You and me, alone, together. 118 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:58,040 I pictured it exactly like this. 119 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,160 Well, except from the walking stick. 120 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,740 I've got to say, you've got that croaky old lady voice now. 121 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,220 I can do voices too. 122 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,640 Do you want to hear my monkey voice? 123 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:12,980 I'll do it anyway. 124 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:15,420 Okay. 125 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,880 Maya! 126 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,520 I should have known it wasn't you. 127 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,020 It was going way too well. 128 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,920 Now I've got competition. 129 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,220 I've got to go. 130 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,540 I'm not going to call her. 131 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,780 Sasha's working us really hard. I can't be late back. 132 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,520 How long does it take to get there? 133 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,280 About three minutes. 134 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Less speed, then. 135 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,880 Do you want the first question? 136 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,460 Doesn't that count as a question? 137 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,560 Uh, yeah. 138 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,560 Your turn. 139 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:51,740 Okay. 140 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:53,420 What's your most embarrassing moment? 141 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:55,010 Ooh, tricky. 142 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:57,130 I'd have to go with mistaking you for an old lady. 143 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,410 This dent looks new. 144 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,770 Did someone drop the arm? 145 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:12,970 What? No. 146 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:14,830 That's an old dent. 147 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,730 I would know. I've got a really good memory with dents. 148 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:20,470 This definitely looks like a new dent. 149 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:21,930 How would you know? 150 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:23,150 He's been kind of... 151 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,280 Dentist. Sorry, man. 152 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,380 I didn't mean to have a go. 153 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,059 I'm just feeling the pressure and I don't want to let you guys down. 154 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:32,959 Let us down? 155 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Look, we're all in this together. 156 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,440 Remember? 157 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,120 Yeah, I know. 158 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:41,539 There's just so much going on with the photo and rehearsals. 159 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,160 And I still need to finish that song at some point. This is not working. 160 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:47,520 Look, it'll be ready. Just give it time. 161 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,660 Worrying about a broken amp isn't going to help. 162 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,020 Is it broken? 163 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,320 See? Perfectly fine. 164 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,100 Biggest lie you've ever told. 165 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,100 I'm so happy you beat us on the spotlight. 166 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,560 I have a really good feeling about the Wonderlands. 167 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Thanks. 168 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,700 If you couldn't be a singer, what would you be? 169 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,359 A spy. 170 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,060 I'm really good at old lady disguises. 171 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,000 And that's my top secret headquarters, which you're not allowed to enter. 172 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,660 Are you free tonight? 173 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,830 Can't. Flash is dragging us some photography thing. Jodie Lewis? 174 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:25,989 You've heard of her? 175 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:27,030 Hey, I'm not a total idiot. 176 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:30,150 I love that she still shoots on medium format, don't you? Yeah, and I love how 177 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,230 she's a serial killer, but still allowed to take photos. 178 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:36,490 Photos? Oh, I've got to go. I'll DM you. 179 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:46,970 And relax. 180 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:48,770 Great workout. 181 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:51,290 OK, boy, this is it. 182 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:54,430 One iconic band photo coming up. 183 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,270 Everyone smile for Mr Twinkle. 184 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,110 Yeah, you took quite a few. 185 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,370 I think these are lovely. 186 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,790 Mum, they look like a line -up of confused criminals. 187 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:15,630 Mr Twinkle? I love that guy. 188 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,190 So does the camera. 189 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,430 Oh, dude. 190 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:19,950 What do you think, Chloe? 191 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:21,970 Yes. 192 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:25,050 They're in colour and you're all in them. 193 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,550 Oh, except for that one. 194 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:29,570 That's just Mr Twinkle. 195 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:30,930 I think that's the one. 196 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,950 I still think these are right. Sorry. Well, I love them. 197 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:40,790 They remind me of your school photos when you were my little schmoochie. Mum! 198 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:42,210 You were so cute. 199 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:47,990 Mum! I just don't want to really go in for the little schmoochie look. 200 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:50,770 OK, maybe let's leave them to it. 201 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:53,550 See you later, guys. 202 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,470 What are we going to do? 203 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,310 How about we get some ideas from that Julie Lewis thing? 204 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,150 Where do you get your ideas from? 205 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,070 Healthy body and a healthy mind. 206 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:07,150 Except it's sold out. 207 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,870 I got the last ticket. 208 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,970 Guys, don't worry. 209 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,230 We'll get in. 210 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:13,450 We're celebrities. 211 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:20,510 Sorry, guys. 212 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,160 Celebrities only. 213 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:22,939 That's her. 214 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,920 We're the Wonderland. We're on the spotlight. 215 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,460 Of course. 216 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,120 You were the losers. 217 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,620 Run us up. Come on. 218 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,040 Sorry. 219 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,460 You're not on the list. 220 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,700 You haven't even looked. 221 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,640 You're still not on the list. 222 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,680 Guys, new idea. 223 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,380 Paparazzi are there. We're looking sharp. 224 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,550 Smile and wave, you might get the perfect shot. 225 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:51,990 Yeah, good idea. 226 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,450 Who is that? 227 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:54,790 No clue. 228 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:56,390 I've never seen them before. 229 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,390 You can't stand there. Hop it. 230 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,170 Why aren't they taking our picture? 231 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,710 They don't know who you are. 232 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,490 Move. Don't worry, guys. 233 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,750 I can get it in. 234 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,390 Look over there. 235 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,210 No. Please. 236 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:11,450 I've got a ticket. 237 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,430 Right. 238 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,330 Get out and stay out. 239 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,000 Not quite the perfect shot. 240 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,780 Well, isn't this embarrassing? 241 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,020 Oakley? Maya? 242 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,300 Hi. 243 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,120 This is my new bodyguard. 244 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,800 Yeah, you keep pushing me this way. 245 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,200 Clear up. 246 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,160 Okay. Good news. I can't see any photos of us getting chucked off the red 247 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,340 carpet. If you search for the Wonderland, you still get the spotlight 248 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,660 photo. So really good news, then. 249 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,600 Your fans don't care you're a loser. 250 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,180 Runners -up, please. 251 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:55,940 Runners -up. Yeah. 252 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,720 Now, I'll cheer you up. 253 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,700 Tomorrow night, I'm doing half -price spaghetti bolognese. This place is going 254 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,700 to be jumping. 255 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 Come on, Dan. 256 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,640 Thanks, Dan, but I don't think we're going to be in the mood for a big night 257 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,440 out. Hey, Dan, I can get you a great mariachi band. 258 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,840 Italian food. 259 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,240 Mariachi. It's perfect. 260 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,880 Tell them to get it for seven. I'm going to need some help with washing up 261 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,880 after. 262 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,440 Harry, how do you know a mariachi band? 263 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:28,500 Um, they were in the rehearsal room once, and, um, I bumped into them. 264 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,420 Oakley, should we go? 265 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,780 Half -priced bag bowl. Mmm, tasty. 266 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,480 So, uh... 267 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,990 You guys want to rehearse a mic tomorrow night? 268 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:51,130 Yes. I think I'll have a quiet night in. 269 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:52,750 Yeah, yeah, me too. 270 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,110 Okay, huge news, guys. 271 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,490 Huge. You can thank me later. 272 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,170 I like chocs, by the way. 273 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,370 What was a good two? 274 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:02,910 In addition to chocolate. 275 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:08,550 Although... What's the big news? I just managed to persuade Jodie Lewis to shoot 276 00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,550 you guys tomorrow. 277 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:12,250 What? How did that woman get away with it? 278 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:16,030 Right, we need a bulletproof vest, a safe house. 279 00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:20,270 She'll take your photograph tomorrow. She followed you on the spotlight, heard 280 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:22,550 you got thrown off the red carpet, thought it was pretty rock and roll. 281 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,470 Chloe, we always believed in you. 282 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,270 Well, I didn't, but they did. 283 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:30,970 She's flying back to LA tomorrow night for a photo shoot with Beyonce. She said 284 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,690 she'd swing by for five on her way to the airport. 285 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:34,110 Chloe, you're a genius. 286 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,790 That's what it looks like. So after tomorrow night when you Google the 287 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:40,630 Wonderland, her photos are all you're going to see. 288 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:42,900 We really need to pull together then, right guys? 289 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,220 Yeah, completely. 290 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,180 What time will she be here? 291 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,140 6 .50, bang on. Molly, we'll need help setting up. Get everyone. 292 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,620 AJ, Meg, your mum, Eleanor. 293 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,840 I want it. 294 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,200 So, do you think we'll be done by seven? 295 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,140 I should think so. 296 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,180 She's not going to miss a flight for you guys. 297 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,440 No offence. 298 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,720 What's going on with you guys? 299 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,520 Nothing. Just looking forward to a quiet night in. 300 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,100 After those. 301 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,560 What he said. 302 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Where is Harry? 303 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,120 Have you seen him? 304 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,040 He better not be at no show again. 305 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,060 Where's Jodie the serial killer? 306 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480 It's nearly seven. 307 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,940 Where is she? We're meant to be done by now. 308 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,480 Sorry, just want to make a start on that night in. 309 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,420 Got a lot of odd socks that need pairing up. 310 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,400 What is going on with you two? 311 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,620 Jodie Lewis is coming to take our photo. We're going to be legends. 312 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,400 Please try and not sweat so much, Harry. 313 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,840 Do you want to borrow my deodorant crystal? 314 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,440 Here, let me just... Mum, get off. 315 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,300 She's running late. She's going to message me when she's on her way. What? 316 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,000 I think I've eaten something dodgy. 317 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600 Did the toilet. 318 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,020 Back in a sec. 319 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,200 Yeah, what he said. 320 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580 Sorry I'm late. 321 00:16:40,189 --> 00:16:43,590 Thought you dumped me for the old lady again. I texted her first, but she 322 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:47,630 couldn't make it so I suppose you have to do I Better make the most of you 323 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:48,630 before they throw you out. 324 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:52,050 No, no that I'm not going anywhere 325 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:56,530 For 326 00:16:56,530 --> 00:17:03,170 him like what the 327 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,849 What is with the mustache? 328 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,670 Are you making fun of Mexicans? No, I just take it off 329 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,599 You want me to take off the mustache? 330 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,000 Never mind, that is our cue. 331 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,859 Don't mess this up for us, okay? 332 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,720 And I want to see some moves. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. 333 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,560 I think Sasha's on to us. 334 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,160 She kept asking me questions about you after we spoke on the red carpet. 335 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:29,780 Sorry, am I boring you? 336 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,140 No, no, I'm just looking for dance we can order. You hungry? I'm hungry. 337 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,409 Too casual. 338 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,990 Not casual enough. 339 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,590 No pouting. 340 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,250 Okay, part a little bit. 341 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,030 Give me a far away look. 342 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:53,350 No, too far. Bring it back. 343 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,470 It's Jodie. 344 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,790 She's on her way. 345 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,150 Where are the boys? 346 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:02,750 We need to find them. 347 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,730 I can't be iconic on my own. Food poisoning, I think. 348 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:07,950 Yep, they'll be busy both ends. 349 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,830 We're here. 350 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,070 I'll go. 351 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,050 So, if you could date any girl on the planet, who would it be? 352 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,230 I'll give you a hint. 353 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,230 Don't name anyone more than two feet away from you. 354 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,870 Uh, Jessie DeLue. Back in a sec. 355 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:32,870 I feel so much better now. 356 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,950 Where is Harry? Geordie Lewis has gone away. 357 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,320 I just need the loo. 358 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:43,740 Back in a sec. 359 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,600 I checked the loo, but it still isn't there. 360 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,000 There you are. 361 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:03,860 How are you feeling? 362 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,820 Sore. 363 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,720 But I wouldn't miss it for the world. 364 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,870 Come on, guys. She'll be here soon. 365 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,990 Unbelievable. She's going to be another 20 minutes. 366 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,710 No worries. 367 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,890 Give her time to warm up. Try some poses. 368 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,910 Food poisoning? 369 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,090 Yeah. Food poisoning. 370 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,429 Are you okay? 371 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,429 You're sweating. 372 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,130 It was really hot in the loo. I think the heating's broken. 373 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,670 Well, you're here now. 374 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:48,690 Where were you? 375 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,290 Where have you been? 376 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,850 Sorry, dodgy tummy. 377 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,690 The Mexican music doesn't agree with me. 378 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,060 Where have you been? Come, let's go. 379 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,440 Where is she? 380 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,960 Gotta go again. 381 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,620 Enough. 382 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,460 What's going on? 383 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,880 Look over there. 384 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,660 See, it can work. 385 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,580 I'm taking you to the hospital. 386 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,530 What? I'm fine. Seriously. 387 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,830 You're not fine. It could be food poisoning. 388 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,290 This place is dodgy. 389 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:36,050 This place is awesome. 390 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:40,010 Hospital. Now. 391 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:41,570 Please, sit down. 392 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:42,830 I can explain. 393 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:44,970 What's going on? 394 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,110 After you messaged me, I found out Jodie Lewis was coming tonight to take photos 395 00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:50,270 of us in the rehearsal room upstairs. 396 00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:52,150 What? The Jodie Lewis? 397 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:53,510 There's more than one. 398 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,710 That's how she gets away with all those crimes. 399 00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:58,610 We're supposed to be done by seven. 400 00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,050 But she keeps getting delayed. 401 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:03,910 I didn't want to cancel our date, so I've been trying to stay in two places 402 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:08,450 once. So, you're trying to have a date with me and get ready for a photo shoot? 403 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,930 I think it's traditional at this point for you to throw a drink in my face. 404 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,670 I can't believe you go through all that effort for me. 405 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,170 Nope, I am awake. 406 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,360 You are ruining this gig for us. 407 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,420 In, out, in, out. 408 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:32,820 Shake it all about. 409 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,600 This is a joke for you, eh? No, I've just got a really bad stomachache. Lies! 410 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,460 You are making fools of us. 411 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,700 Look, I can explain everything. 412 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,900 Please calm down. I will not be calm. 413 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,760 And I told you, take off that mustache. 414 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:47,140 Harry. 415 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,720 Harry? 416 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,420 Oakley? Oh, no. 417 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,580 What are you doing? 418 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240 Sorry. 419 00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:58,930 How dare you! 420 00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:01,930 I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! 421 00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:03,870 I'm gonna kill you! 422 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:10,650 I'm gonna kill you! 423 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:13,050 Jody? 424 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:26,850 Have you tried searching for the Wonderland? 425 00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:33,990 As band photos go, it's memorable. 426 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,310 It's better than the photo of us losing on the spotlight. 427 00:23:38,070 --> 00:23:39,410 Well, I love it. 428 00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:42,710 Look, I'm sorry I lied about dropping the app. 429 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:44,250 Sorry I lied about Maya. 430 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,590 I promise I won't see her again. 431 00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,270 Much. See her as much as you like. 432 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:49,910 Who you date is up to you. 433 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,770 Next time, guys, do talk to me. 434 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:55,770 We're not going to make it as a band if we keep secrets from each other. I 435 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:58,270 wouldn't say a whole watermelon to see how long it would take to poop out the 436 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,270 seeds. 437 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,010 Okay, some secrets you can keep. 438 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,530 Hey, look, we're in this together. 439 00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,370 Come on, guys, cheer up. It's not the end of the world. 440 00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,390 This time next year, we'll be number one. 441 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,470 Who ordered catnip, sir? 442 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,780 I've been sleeping in 443 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:39,060 my bed. 444 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:10,610 You belong with me in my sweet heart And I belong with you You belong with me in 445 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:14,230 my grief Hey! 446 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:22,690 I don't think you're right for him Think of what it might have been if we Took a 447 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:28,930 bus to Chinatown I'll be standing on canal And by what 448 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,740 She'd be standing next to me. 449 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:40,580 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 450 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,840 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 451 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,410 You're my sweetheart. 452 00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:22,830 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 453 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:28,210 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 454 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:33,410 I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart. 455 00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:47,890 Why are you wearing a suit? 456 00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:49,330 Don't cook anything when I'm gone. 457 00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:54,590 Dad, is something wrong? Keep it harsh, but I've sort of run out of money. I 458 00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:55,590 might just sell the party. 459 00:26:55,670 --> 00:26:57,570 What? Now, how much would you need to borrow? 460 00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,570 Whoa! You're flurry! 461 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,290 Make a famous person alarm! 462 00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:05,290 Guys, I'm here. 463 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:07,050 What do you want me to... Whoa! 464 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:08,770 Is there a problem with the food? 465 00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:10,030 We're fresh out of problems. 466 00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:12,250 We have a huge problem. 31517

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