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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,620 --> 00:00:05,620 Look, I'm just saying, if we ever were stranded on a desert island, there'd be 2 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:06,620 more than enough food. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Like what? 4 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:10,360 Land? No, coconut. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,660 Are coconuts mammals? 6 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,380 What? No, they're not. 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,759 They're hairy. 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,380 They make milk. They live in trees. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,280 Sounds like mammals to me. 10 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:24,009 Do it again. 11 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:25,010 Oh, no. 12 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:26,090 Lindsay. 13 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,750 Who's Lindsay? My guitar. 14 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,470 She broke a string. 15 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:33,210 What? Don't you give your instruments names? 16 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,630 No. That's weird. 17 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,130 Yeah, really weird. 18 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:40,090 Sorry I had to say that, Mr. Plucky. 19 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:41,570 Where are the spare strings? 20 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:43,150 I thought you had the strings. 21 00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:44,990 I thought you were bringing them. Relax. 22 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:46,730 I was bringing them. 23 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:51,990 I may have forgotten them there. 24 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,880 Guy, you're all over the place. 25 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,440 You seriously need a manager. 26 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,100 Why didn't Sasha sign us after the spotlight? 27 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:00,560 Wish we'd never done that show. 28 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:01,920 It wasn't all that bad, bruv. 29 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,460 I think I'll take a few of these for later. 30 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:06,779 Hey, you. 31 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:07,780 Hey. 32 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:10,639 Just wanted to say sorry Sasha didn't want to sign you up. 33 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,800 Me and the girls think you sound great. 34 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:13,599 She is. 35 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,740 But the thing I really want to know is, would you like one of these tiny pizzas? 36 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,360 They're a bit pockety, but they make your hands look massive. 37 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:27,070 They are meeting on my way boss not you Maya totally knew that 38 00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:32,430 You've got my number We 39 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:39,310 were finally on a national TV show Managers should be kicking our door 40 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,310 down. We just got a reminder that we exist, right? 41 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:45,930 How's the new song coming on? It's not quite there yet We could do a cover. I 42 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:48,970 don't want to record someone else's though. Do you hate chef? I think I was 43 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:51,100 cover It had more hits than a naughty drum. 44 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,480 Pick a song and I'll knock together some video ideas. 45 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:56,360 Awesome. I'll have a look through my vinyl for some inspiration. 46 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,220 Did I hear you say you need a manager? 47 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,700 Dad, don't. What? 48 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,340 I've got managerial skills. 49 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,580 I'm really good with kit. Can I help with this? 50 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,660 Do you 51 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:16,880 reckon 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,980 we should pick something old school? 53 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,690 Yeah. Are you even listening? 54 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,030 Of course I'm listening. 55 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:26,670 What's funny? 56 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:28,990 Sorry, it's a cat video. 57 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,370 Look at that cat with his four legs. 58 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,770 Classic. You and Maya? 59 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:34,990 Give it back! 60 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:38,350 That cat looks exactly like Maya from GHF. Just a coincidence. 61 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:39,829 Are you and Maya? 62 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:40,830 No, not yet. 63 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,030 Just don't tell anyone. 64 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,410 Sure, whatever. 65 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,370 Open your cigar, Brian. 66 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:46,710 Ooh. 67 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,260 Really? Don't you both start making fun of this new girl that Oakley's seeing. 68 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:53,700 I'm not seeing a girl. Is it a boy? No. 69 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,640 I always hoped we'd have at least one gay one. 70 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,380 I always thought it would be you. Really? 71 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:58,780 I'm not seeing her. 72 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:05,020 Hey, James, don't do that with your hand. 73 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:06,580 That was my job. 74 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,859 Oh, no. 75 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:08,860 Oh, 76 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:10,460 that's gutting. 77 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,160 Mum. 78 00:04:35,789 --> 00:04:36,789 knocking's a good habit. 79 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:39,270 Yeah, I did knock, but... Whoa. 80 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,810 I thought you liked the Wonderland. 81 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:46,030 You can like both marmalade and jam at the same time, Nathaniel. 82 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,530 Just keep it down. 83 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:51,190 Hey, you know it's my birthday this week? 84 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:52,269 Oh, really? 85 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:55,430 Because you only mention it, I don't know, every five minutes. 86 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:59,150 Well, girls here first are playing a concert on the actual day. 87 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:00,510 Mum's probably planning something. 88 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,390 She'd never let you go anyway. 89 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,490 She might if you took me. What? 90 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,730 Me? At their concert? 91 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:11,170 Do you have any idea how it would look if I got spotted there? Yeah, it would 92 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,170 look pretty desperate. 93 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:14,530 But it is my birthday. 94 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:17,710 So that's a maybe? 95 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:26,430 Sorry I'm late. 96 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:28,090 Couldn't get my hair right. 97 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,990 Unbelievable. Right, band meeting. Let's go. 98 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:33,190 Item one, contenders for covers. 99 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 What's the shortlist? 100 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 Hmm. 101 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,640 That is the shortlist. 102 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:39,999 That's great. 103 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:40,659 Nailed it. 104 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:41,660 Well done, everyone. 105 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:45,800 It's kind of hard to concentrate on my sister blasting out girls at first. 106 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,160 Molly's our biggest fan. 107 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,380 Who else have we lost? 108 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,600 You as well. 109 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:50,780 Guys, this is bad. 110 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,340 We've lost Harry. I was going to say, this is another reason why we need a 111 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:55,440 manager. Fast. 112 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,560 Molly and her mates would want to see us live. 113 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,120 Not girls at first. 114 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,820 Oh, she's not going to that gig, is she? No. 115 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,440 It's sold out. 116 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,640 I could get tickets. 117 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,260 Tickets in general. Tickets for the zoo, the train. Tickets, please. 118 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,700 I mean, I might know someone who could get them. 119 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:18,260 Just a guy. 120 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,400 A male person. 121 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,400 He's been messaging Maya. 122 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,200 From Girls Here First? 123 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,640 Just his mate. 124 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,720 Nothing else. 125 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,460 Yuck. Girls Here First? 126 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,120 More like Girls Here Last, am I right? 127 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,030 I'll ask her anyway. 128 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:45,050 Dear Maya, my girl, who is just a friend. 129 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:49,110 Anyone know how to get tickets for our show? 130 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:51,270 Don't we get in anyway? 131 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:54,070 Are you texting acting from the Wonderland? 132 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,590 Just keeping in touch. 133 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:58,090 Apparently they're going to release a cover. 134 00:06:58,290 --> 00:06:59,410 Hey, that's cool. 135 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,270 Can't they do anything original? 136 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,810 I'll single the cover. Should they copy enough, too? 137 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,150 OK. 138 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:12,650 So we need to think about... Bones. 139 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:14,790 All of you. 140 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:16,110 Now. 141 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,310 I want you focused. 142 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,290 Big show coming up. 143 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,790 It's being streamed worldwide. 144 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,350 But I really need to... Now. 145 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,520 Amaya still hasn't replied. 146 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:46,740 I should never ask for those tickets. 147 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,040 Look, give her a chance. 148 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,800 She's got a career, unlike us. 149 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:58,760 What if something bad's happened to her? 150 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:02,080 What if she went swimming and got stuck up a sea pipe? 151 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,279 A sea pipe? 152 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,460 Yeah, wedged right up there. Can't get out. 153 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,620 Is that likely? 154 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,960 Not knowing is killing me. 155 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:10,740 Look, be realistic. 156 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 She's a pop star. 157 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,850 If you want to impress her, you're going to need to stand out. 158 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,210 Harry! Help! 159 00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:37,270 What have you done? 160 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:38,890 What you told me to do. 161 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:40,830 I never told you to blow up a Smurf. 162 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:43,530 Oh, Oakley. 163 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,990 That is some funky hair. 164 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:49,110 Funky? You can't get worse than that. 165 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,670 Ooh, that hair is groovy. 166 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,690 Groovy? That's even worse. 167 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:07,490 Not now. I'm learning on your cover. I'm shooting the video this weekend. 168 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:08,790 Finally? 169 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,860 I've been saying you need to get some new stuff up. I thought you didn't like 170 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,340 anymore. Of course I still like you. 171 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,060 A bit. 172 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,560 Hey, look. 173 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,340 I might have a way to get you those tickets. 174 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,060 Really? One condition. 175 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,120 If I'm writing or rehearsing, you don't play a girl's head first. 176 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,580 Ever. Deal. 177 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,000 What's going on in here? 178 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,720 Nathaniel just proved that he's the best brother in the world. 179 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,860 This is the part where you say, I'm the best? 180 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,580 Okay. 181 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,880 I'm the best. 182 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,660 Are you really going to see Girls Here First for your birthday? 183 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,420 Wouldn't have put it up if I wasn't. 184 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,040 Can I come? Can I come? Please. 185 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,740 I was going to ask you anyway. 186 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240 Woo! 187 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,500 I'm going to go see Girls Here First. Can you or not? 188 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 Woo! 189 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,440 Woo! 190 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,720 Where are they? We've got a video to shoot. 191 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,480 What's taking them so long? 192 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,920 Sorry. 193 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,279 Sorry I'm late. 194 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,600 That blue on your face. 195 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,660 Why are you blue and smell of roast in us? 196 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,020 Do you want me to explain? 197 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,880 The idiot dyed his hair blue. 198 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,420 Then the idiot tried to fix it with this. 199 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,920 Idiot. You dyed your hair with gravy? 200 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,980 Here, put this on. We've got a video to make. 201 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,300 Come on, guys. 202 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,870 Let's show these managers what they're missing. 203 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:40,030 One, two, three, four. 204 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:49,850 Great, 205 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,910 guys. Lots of energy. 206 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,010 To camera, to camera, to me, to me. 207 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,720 Keep in line. 208 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,180 In it. 209 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:09,980 Great, guys. 210 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,580 Hopefully the camera's over here. 211 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,020 Nick, come on, this is serious. 212 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,220 Stop messing around. 213 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,620 Guys, this looks sick. 214 00:11:36,599 --> 00:11:37,780 More bouncing. 215 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,040 Guys, come on, concentrate. 216 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,360 Guys, 217 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,480 this is amazing. 218 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,120 You're not going. 219 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:03,190 You get all sorts of those concerts. 220 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,930 Weirdos, creeps, oddballs. 221 00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:07,350 It's not my fault. 222 00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:09,210 You shouldn't have posted it online. 223 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,610 I can't believe my own mother would spy on me. 224 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:14,230 I should report you to WikiLeaks. 225 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:17,270 Whatever that is. I booked her birthday meal. 226 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,890 It was meant to be a surprise. 227 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:21,250 Plus, there'll be no oddballs there. 228 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:22,510 What about Uncle Graham? 229 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:26,450 Apart from Uncle Graham. You have literally ruined my life. 230 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,770 So you're not okay? 231 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,350 Mum won't let me go to the concert. 232 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,770 Oh. 233 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,350 Okay. 234 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,110 You 235 00:12:53,110 --> 00:13:00,010 could take me. 236 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,470 Then she wouldn't have to worry about me being safe. 237 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,970 Um, thing is... 238 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,280 You'll probably laugh when I tell you. 239 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,640 I didn't actually get tickets, so... What? 240 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,420 But I've told everyone now. 241 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,639 It's not my fault. 242 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,960 Eleanor is going to kill me. 243 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,320 You have ruined my life as well. 244 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,590 What if I hang by the stage door and wait for her? 245 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:42,829 And say what? 246 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:45,610 And say, why are you ignoring me? 247 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:46,910 Is this something I did? 248 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,390 Is it my hat? 249 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,730 Is it me? Is it my weird brother? 250 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,590 Please tell me. Please, Maya. I'll do anything. 251 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,650 I think that's a bit much. 252 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,270 So, lose the T -shirt? 253 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,730 Yeah. Lose the T -shirt. 254 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,610 They're on stage at 8 .30. 255 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,590 I thought you didn't want her to go. 256 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:07,990 I feel guilty. 257 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,940 If I can get tickets, you can take her and Eleanor after the meal. 258 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,320 Me? 259 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,740 No way. 260 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,160 I've got the family here. 261 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:20,960 If I cancel on them, Uncle Graham will go weird again. I mean, eccentric again. 262 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,580 Mum, if anybody sees me there, I'll never live it down. 263 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,500 Anyway, you won't be able to get tickets. 264 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600 Got them. 265 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,940 Yes. What? 266 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,380 No, they'll be fakes. Oh, no. 267 00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:39,030 These are the real thing. 268 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,550 Mum's on the internet. Stick together. 269 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,690 How do you think you got all those Cub Scout badges? 270 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,350 Great. 271 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,330 Now my life is ruined. 272 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,030 Thanks for the meal, Mum. 273 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,530 Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart. 274 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,710 Mum, is Uncle Graham really a... Look after your sister. 275 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,010 And don't let her go in the mosh pit. 276 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,210 Mum, there won't be a mosh pit. 277 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:07,779 Have fun. 278 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,220 Oh, I'm so excited. 279 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,800 I already need the loo. 280 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 Nate, 281 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,560 what are you doing? 282 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,240 I'm keeping a low profile. 283 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,840 How do I look? 284 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,620 You'll blend right in with all the other fans. 285 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,160 With beards. 286 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Hang on. 287 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:04,769 Ta -da! 288 00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:06,890 Whoa. Oakley, what are you doing here? 289 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,330 You weren't replying to my messages. 290 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,610 I thought you were stuck up a sea pipe. 291 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,670 Oh, Oakley. 292 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,410 Slash took our phones. 293 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,030 And hid them in a sea pipe. 294 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,810 Clever. 295 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,070 What happened to your face? 296 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,090 Why can I smell roast dinner? 297 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,770 I thought you were ignoring me. Why would you think that? 298 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,290 Listen, there's something I've been meaning to say to you. I wrote it down 299 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,290 make sure I get it right. 300 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,410 Okay. 301 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,350 So... Where was I? 302 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,890 Wish me luck. 303 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,210 Good luck. 304 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,890 Okay, cheers. 305 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,730 Where was I? 306 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,250 Oh, yeah. 307 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:51,430 I... Go on. 308 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:54,690 Basically, 309 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,850 I think you are... What? 310 00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,190 What? 311 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:01,630 Tasty. 312 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,470 You think I'm tasty? 313 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:07,470 No. Well, yeah, but... Get away from us! 314 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:08,950 Wait, I know him! 315 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,108 It's all right, miss. 316 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,109 Leave this to us. 317 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:16,230 Wait! Call me. Yeah, we've got another one here. This one smells like roast 318 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,230 dinners. 319 00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960 and watch the video. 320 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,260 Don't go down to the front. 321 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,720 That's it? 322 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,260 Let's go down the front. 323 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280 Seen the video. 324 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,420 Nine hits. 325 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:02,580 Nine. That got more than that from his hedge trim unboxing video. 326 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,840 It's only been up an hour. Just give it time. 327 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,420 Faith it. Our chance of ever getting a manager is in the toilet. We're not in 328 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,420 the toilet. 329 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,580 Are you literally in the toilet? 330 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,380 Knock, knock. 331 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,640 You're him, ain't you? The one off the spotlight. 332 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,700 Why are you wearing a rubbish beard? 333 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520 It's a real beard. 334 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,360 Did you just say it's a real beard? 335 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,880 What's going on in there? 336 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,440 I've got to go. 337 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,220 Can I get a selfie? 338 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,780 Can I get a selfie too? 339 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,160 Who is he? He was in that band. 340 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,460 We're lost with the spotlight. 341 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,880 We came second, actually. 342 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,720 Some say we were robbed. 343 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,960 Just dropped a new video if you want to check it out. 344 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,060 Anyway, let's do this selfie. 345 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,380 It's all right. 346 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,020 You've made this a bit weird. 347 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,260 There's a bloke leaning over my toilet cubicle. 348 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,440 You're the one in the false beard, sir. Fine. 349 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,780 We're even. 350 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880 See you around. 351 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,270 No wonder you lost. 352 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,950 Get over it, Matt. 353 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:11,790 It went well, then? Not a sea pipe in sight. 354 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,110 What are you doing? Get off. 355 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,650 They're live -streaming the GHF gig. 356 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,470 Yeah, the same time we're launching our cover. 357 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,790 How many views have we got? 358 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,930 Just gone past Dad's unboxing the toaster. 359 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,650 Great. That's his best one. 360 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,840 Now I want to see if Maya sends me a secret message from the stage. 361 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,300 Oh, that's going to happen. 362 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,610 What did I say? 363 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,009 We're leaving. 364 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,909 Get off. 365 00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:10,910 It isn't over yet. 366 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,050 I have to get out of here. 367 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,250 I'm not stopping you. 368 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,630 Stop filming me. 369 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,700 Daniel? That's Nate. 370 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,680 Nah, Nate's not got a beard. 371 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,820 It's night of the wonderland. 372 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:28,890 I think Nathaniel just went viral singing a Galaxy's Earth song. 373 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:32,210 Oh, so you're covering their songs too now? 374 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:33,670 That's a great idea! 375 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,710 If you feel like it, take me away. 376 00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:00,250 I'll make it okay. I swear I'll behave. 377 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,050 You wanted control. 378 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:07,830 But we waited. I put on a show. 379 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,590 Now we've made it. Today I'm a kid. 380 00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:13,410 My ego is big. 381 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,330 You know how it is. 382 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:52,310 When you feel like you're broken and scarred 383 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:59,040 Nothing feels right, but when you're with me, I'll make you believe that I 384 00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,939 the key. 385 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,940 Oh, yeah. 386 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:06,440 And it goes like this. Take me by the hand and I'll know you. 387 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,100 Kiss me through your mind and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger. I've got 388 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:17,300 the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. 389 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,480 You want to know how to make me smile. 390 00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:25,330 Take control on me just for the night. 391 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:29,210 If I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it. 392 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,950 Nobody else can see this. 393 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:34,450 So watch and learn. 394 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,230 I won't show you twice. 395 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:39,910 Head to toe, baby, hold me right. 396 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:45,430 But if I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it. Nobody else can see 397 00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:46,430 this. 398 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,390 Outro Music 399 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840 That sounds good. 400 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,140 Really? Oi, oi. I'm Octab Tony. 401 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,520 That's because you're in the industry. 402 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,760 Yeah, the Octab industry. 403 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,560 You're the social media manager. 404 00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:36,260 An embarrassing clip went viral on your watch. 405 00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,460 We're going to get Esther to take that video down. 406 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,080 There she is, my princess. 407 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:47,600 What was your favourite bit? The end was really good. 408 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:48,900 Bubbles increased. 409 00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:52,200 Stop bubbles. Stop increasing the bubbles. Critical. 26479

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