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The curse words in this message have
been approved by 50 Cent.
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Bitch.
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Hey, here's a favorite rapper, Deposit,
out here. Living life lavish as usual.
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Ballin' on your fools like LeBron.
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Cause I ballin' like that.
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Ballin' like that. Hey, hey, hey. I
ballin' like that.
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What?
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You see, every day is a day off when
you're living your life like a movie.
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I saw this fly -ass pool here from when
I'm not recording.
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Here I got something to lay on.
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Something to sip on. And later,
something to poke on.
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Hey! Who the hell are you?
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Get in the pool before I call the cops!
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Damn kid.
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Hey, man. It's your boy D -Positor here.
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Pull -up game strong as shit. You see
what I got behind me?
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See, when you pull up in one of these,
you know you set the spot off right.
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Hey, what should I take? The BMO or the
band?
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The beamer or the beans.
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You're not going to be taking either,
buddy. You need to get your buns off
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car right now before I call the
authorities.
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Hello, 911.
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I'd like to report an assault.
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No, not on a person, on a luxury
automobile.
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A black man just sat on it.
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It's ruined. It's ruined.
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Every day like a lottery.
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Every day like a lottery.
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Every day like a lottery.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's coming off my
new mixtape.
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Big dreams in small places. Every day
like a lottery.
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You see, the thing that I did was... Yo,
can we go? I put the address in the app
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ten minutes ago.
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Oh, yes, ma 'am. What's the holdup? I'm
sorry.
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What?
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What?
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What?
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Stimulate your mind.
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Stimulate your mind. Oh, man, it's my
voice. Be positive right now.
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Yo, he's a hot young rapper.
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Killing it in the game, baby.
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Deposit? Please, you need to deposit
that track into the garbage because that
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shit is trash.
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Okay, you know what? You're being mad
disrespectful right now. I'm going to
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to ask you to leave. No!
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You're going to take me to Brooklyn
because I'm late for happy hour.
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Okay, okay.
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And put your damn phone down before you
kill us both.
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All right, all right.
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Okay.
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I don't know.
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I'm the one these pros want. I've been
keeping that dough.
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I'm on something.
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That's not coming.
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You know what's up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it's Rick. I'm up. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's Rick. I'm up.
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Give it up for 50 Cent.
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Welcome to another episode of 50
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Central. Give it up for Houston's own DJ
JQ.
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From fresh stand -up to a fun -looking
political correctness.
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We got another wild one for you. Vince,
Tristan, come out here.
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What's up, y 'all?
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I ain't bringing nothing until I get
paid.
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Come on, chill out, bro. Come on. No,
no, no, not you, Phil. I mean, I've seen
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your work on power, so you good.
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What I mean is Tristan owes me money.
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Oh, Pam.
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Yo, yo, yo, wait, hold on, hold on. I
told you I got you on my check, Claire.
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Come on. Man, your check's been clear
for three months, man.
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It's clear to see you ain't trying to
pay me. Yo!
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All right, man, that's everything I've
done for you? Come on. All right, yeah,
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that's true.
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Okay, I'll give you that. Thank you.
Like the time I lent you $50 for that
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B pill. Yo, yo, yo, okay, roll the tape.
Roll the tape, bro. You still owe me
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$50. Yeah, all right, I'll write you a
check, man.
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Two checks, man.
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We're going to bring unsuspecting
customers who are upset over fake
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their account.
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We've asked comedian D .C. Irvin to help
us out with this one. He's going to
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play the customer service agent from
hell.
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Let's see what happens.
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Yo,
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what's
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up? It's your boy, D .C. Irvin.
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My goal today is to make somebody slap
me.
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Let's go.
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It's time to get evil.
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Thank you for calling T -Mobile. My name
is DC.
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How may I help you today?
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I'm calling to discuss a phone bill for
my daughter.
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That's usually not the amount of money
she spends on her phone bill. Mama might
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let me have it. And it's $1 ,022.
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How would you like to pay that today?
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I'm not going to be paying it, and
neither is she.
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Well, someone's going to be paying it
today.
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Are you calling to make a payment today?
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No. I'm calling to find out why is the
bill so high?
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Because the gas is so high.
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We don't cook all day, so how did it go
all the way up to $1 ,000?
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Somebody cooking all day.
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How would you like to make that payment
today?
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That's an issue, man. I don't understand
how it's summed up to $1 ,025 .50. I
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don't understand how you don't
understand.
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I don't have unlimited taxes. Excuse me,
I mean, I'm the one asking you the
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question. You want me to tell you where
the charges are from?
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Yeah, please.
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Universalpornhub .com, that's one.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's a porn charge on here.
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Duels on dual love.
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That's for three hours.
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Okay,
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I'm not here to judge you, brother.
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That's what Jesus is doing. I'm not here
to judge you.
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So how do you want to pay for it?
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Obviously, you made some sort of
mistake.
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I don't think we made a $1 ,025 .50
mistake.
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Check your records, baby. That's a
definite mistake.
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Well, check your bank account.
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I don't need to check my bank account
because my bank account is loaded with
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money that you will not be getting for
this full charge on her phone.
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She's about to be Superman.
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Okay, how about an extra $25 for your
tone of voice?
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How about that?
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Okay,
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now I'm a bitch.
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Whoa, okay. Well, your bitch needs his
money.
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Are you just a cheap dude?
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Where are you from?
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i'm from compton you heard there all
right what does that mean in compton we
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our bills in brooklyn you don't that's
what it means are you on welfare oh
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you got a temper okay he was in my face
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You would see my temper, but you are
over the phone, so of course you're
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to have a lot of stuff to say that you
probably wouldn't normally say if you
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were standing in my face. And you have a
great day, sir.
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Hello. Bet I'll call right back.
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Is they calling back?
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You hear?
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It's them.
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It's them.
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Hello? You welfare -ass piece of shit.
Don't you ever hang up the phone.
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I'm on the way. I'm going to find you.
You ain't on the way. On the way where,
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you ho?
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On the way.
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Did you call me a ho?
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Oh, okay. Now it just got real.
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Now it just got real.
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I'm going to have someone come get the
money.
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Oh,
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this dude right here?
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I can tell I'm going to piss him off.
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If you paid for it, we wouldn't be on
the phone right now.
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What number did you give me? Because I'm
about to beat the shit out of this guy,
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for real.
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I'm sorry I'm being rude to you, but
it's like a big shock.
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No, you're not being rude. You're not
being rude one bit. How about this? If
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send me some nudes, 100 bucks.
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You do not talk to customers like that.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking
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to, dude? Do not contact this number
again.
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Holy... Hello?
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I need my money. You called this number
again?
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I will come down there and I will give
you a new one and I will shove your dick
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down your throat.
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I'll make you shit for breakfast.
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No, call this number again.
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People always talk crazy to customer
service. Let's see what happens when I
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up.
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Hey, which one of y 'all is Holly?
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I need my money.
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Hey, money.
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What you mean, want to touch her? I need
that money. I'm about to be part of
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that.
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No, we can handle it right here.
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Excuse me, what were you saying?
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You going to pay your bill today?
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The Con Edison bill.
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Hey, what you was talking about,
playboy?
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I'm the dude you was on the phone with.
What you was talking about?
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Yeah, this is me. What you was talking
about?
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What you want to do, bro?
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Hey, it's a prank comedy. It's a prank
show.
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50 Central.
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It's a prank show. It's a prank show.
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What?
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What you mean?
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It's a prank show, bro. It's a prank
show.
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It's a prank show.
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Everybody in on it.
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I'm about to take you out.
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50 Cent, you got me. You got me good.
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We'll be right back after these
messages. Keep it locked right here on
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Central.
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Crack cocaine.
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Make you break it to your mama house and
steal all her shit.
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And you live there. You got the key in
your pocket, but you climbing through
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window.
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What do you say?
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Excuse me, where are my manners?
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Put the cash in the bag, please.
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Next
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up
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is a special segment where I give up
-and -coming artists a platform to
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their talent.
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I might give it up for Mario Toro.
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One thing about being a comic, people
don't even know my lifestyle. I drove
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the way up here from Atlanta. Drove. No
license.
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What?
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Yes. I am a superhero.
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I don't care what nobody say. I think
people who drive on suspended license
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over two years and don't get caught,
they should just give your shit back.
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They should send you your shit in the
mail like a Marriott Rewards car.
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I love smoking weed. I'm the only one
that smokes weed in here.
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Huh?
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Damn right. What?
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Best shit ever. I know I ain't alone.
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Crazy thing about weed, though. Safest
drug on earth. Too many side effects of
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other drugs. What?
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Huh? Other drugs have too many.
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Crack cocaine.
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Make you break it to your mama's house
and steal all her shit.
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And you live there. You got the key in
your pocket, but you climb through the
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window.
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It's the craziest shit ever. You coming
through the window, Uncle James. What
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you doing?
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The key is in your pocket.
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What other shit? Meth.
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Huh? The new meth.
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You lose your teeth and your face. How
you lose your face, man?
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Ain't no side effects of weed.
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There's two things you can lose on
marijuana.
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And that's a good conversation and your
keys.
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That's it.
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You could be talking to somebody. Where
the f*** are my keys? What you say?
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Yeah, that's right. But where are my
keys?
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I don't even understand where the f*** I
lost my keys at while we was talking.
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Love weed.
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Only thing with weed, though, you better
not do.
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You better not take your ass home and
cut that oven on. What? I almost burnt
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whole apartment complex down the other
day trying to make a damn pot pie. I was
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already high.
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And it said pot pie in it. I said, well,
it's got pot in it. Let's cook this
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shit.
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I read the instructions. It say preheat
the oven to 375.
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Then place on the cooking sheet for 30
to 34 minutes. Then upon removal,
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Let cool for 79.
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I started doing the math. I said, God
damn, that's another 48 minutes. Bitch,
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I'm hungry.
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Today, I did the only thing that any
sensible person in here would have did
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you was high. What?
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I cranked the oven up to 485.
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How's this shit go?
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Then I started doing math. I knew
algebra was going to help me one day.
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I broke the shit down.
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I said, well, if it's 375 for 24 to 30
-something minutes, if I put it on 485,
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Six minutes. My black ass got high. I
walked around and dozed off.
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I woke up. Smoke was everywhere.
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It was like I was cremating a body.
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But not only did I do that, but at the
end, the pot pot was so burnt, I looked
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at the guts in it. The guts wasn't
burnt, so I did anything any person
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here would have done when he was high.
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I took the guts and poured it on some
white bread. I had a pot pot.
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Hey, security guard, how do you describe
yourself?
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I'm fat, okay? I'm a fat guy. Look, just
because you fat don't mean you're
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unhealthy. That's what my mama said. I
like banana pudding.
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You're like lost in thought. I was just
thinking about my New Year's resolution
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to be more politically correct.
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Specifically, like, should I use the
word black or African -American in your
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opinion? Which do you think?
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Black or African -American? Black?
Black? Anyone? African -American? I
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cool with either one. Do you ever wonder
why, though, there isn't two terms for
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Caucasian, like white and something more
PC, like rhythmically deficient
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Americans?
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This guy, you are one funny honky, Mark.
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We've got exactly 10 minutes to pull up
the pipe. If you're not out here in 10,
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you get left.
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Watch it.
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3, 2, 1.
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Do this.
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No, wait, no, this is a robbery!
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Everybody get down!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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No, let's move! Come on! Move, move!
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Hop to it, hop to it! You, what's your
preferred pronoun?
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Oh, please don't shoot! You can say
whatever you want!
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Jesus! Don't use the Lord's name in
vain!
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I'm not personally related! but there
might be folks in here who are.
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Amen. I'm not going to shoot you, ma
'am, or you prefer Sarah.
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God damn it! What's your pronoun?
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She and her! My pronouns are she and
her! Put the cash in the bag, lady! What
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you say?
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Excuse me, where are my manners?
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Put the cash in the bag, please.
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Rude ass.
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Five minutes.
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Hey, you fat type of lord, don't get us
all killed.
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I got kids.
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Hey! Don't you talk to him like that.
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Don't you know America has issues with
fat shaming?
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You talk like that in front of your
kids.
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I'm sorry.
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I love fat people. I love fat people.
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Hey, security guard.
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How do you describe yourself?
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I'm fat, okay? I'm a fat guy. Look, just
because you're fat don't mean you're
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unhealthy. That's what my mama said. I
like banana pudding.
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Yeah, yeah. You hear that? Now stop
being an asshole.
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Hear that out.
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Oh, there's another person back here.
It's a black man.
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What? I said it's a black man. Oh, God,
oh, God, please, don't shoot.
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Why did you just say black person?
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Why do you always whisper black?
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Because I'm really not sure what it is
anymore. I don't know what the right
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answer is. Is it black or African
-American? I'm confused. Plus, he
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he had an accent, so it threw me off.
Okay, let me clarify.
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All black people are not from America.
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Black is very appropriate.
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Wait, what the...
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What is going on in here today? We steal
money, but we also try to respect
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people's humanity. Is that so difficult
to understand, my big -boned amigo?
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Yeah, because being a bank robber
doesn't mean you have to be a bad
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Precisely. All right, my bad.
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Sir!
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All right.
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Don't follow us out.
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Don't call the police. An absolutely no
funny business.
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Understand? But most importantly, above
all else, try to respect each other as
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human beings, because that's most
important.
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Team, out!
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Great job, you guys. You mean you all?
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Excuse me. You all.
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This tip shit crazy.
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You having fun? Of course.
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That's right. I'm chilling with my girl,
UT, right here. Don't go nowhere.
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50 Central will be right back.
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Hey, hey.
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Thank you for tuning in to another
episode of 50 Central.
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You know, we're not done yet. We got one
last thing for you before we get out of
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here. A boy came through and blessed us
with another world premiere.
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Check it out.
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Thought I could come back when that road
and I had came back wrong.
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Talked a little with Herbie, but it
didn't hurt me none at all. Man, I stay
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working through a hard rain and
thunderstorm.
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I'ma stack this paper up again like I
never done. I got these rose gold
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I feel better now. I put the city on my
back and I can't let them down.
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Go get that semi -automatic and I'll let
you down. I know some days I didn't
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have it, I can't play around.
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Daylight scooter, where you came from?
Got me selling raw.
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My VL keep that stick like he playing
lacrosse. I lost a million, got it back,
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can't take another loss.
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All that jigging and finessing made
myself a boss.
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I got 20 gold chains, I feel better now.
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I got three kids, 3 ,000 haters, I can't
play around. I know you rap about them,
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but can you rap a brick? These really
entertaining today, so.
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Little Mexico City, we got.
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Thunderstorm is raining bricks. We don't
get rain.
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And I'm going to stack this money like I
never done.
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I can ride a chopper brick like I'm
Daniel Stone.
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I'm back with that rod and I ain't
paying back. Talk a little about Herbie,
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it didn't hurt me none at all. Man, I
stay working through a hard rain and
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thunderstorm. I'm going to stack this
paper up again like I never done. I got
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these rose gold jewels. I feel better
now. I put the city on my back and I
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let them down.
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Go get this in your heart. A medic
cannot lay you down. I know some things
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didn't have and I can play around.
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Chug house, number 10's around.
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Lay it down, lay it down.
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Chug house, number 10's around.
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If I'm around, they break some piles
around.
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I got ghosts and they don't make a
sound.
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That chopper sound you on the ground. My
diamond's wetter than the ocean. Yours
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up and down.
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All I do is count, get money and love.
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