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The curse words in this message have
been approved by 50 Cent.
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Bitch.
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Introducing 50XL Magazine's freshman
class.
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The hottest young and up -and -coming
rappers in the game today. From the
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Big Wayne.
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Big Wheezy, baby.
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Yeah. Becky with the big butt.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dyslexic. Big fidget spinner.
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New crab head.
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N -E -M -A with a lot to be it. And DJ X
-M -A.
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It's itches, bitches.
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This is the 50XL Freshman Class 2017.
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Sponsored by Henny. Please, Henny
responsibly.
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All right, all right.
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Okay. These be on some.
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I don't know nothing.
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I'm the one these pros want. I be
keeping that dough coming.
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I'm on something.
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That bag coming.
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You know what's up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, trick him up. Yeah.
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Yeah, trick him up.
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He's taking over late night drama.
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Now he's taking over late night TV.
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The host of 50 Centru, ladies and
gentlemen, 50 Centru.
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Hey,
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you say New York City.
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Give it up for the world famous DJ Envy.
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We got another hot episode of 50 Central
coming at you.
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Jasmine, Kia, come out here.
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All right, so 50.
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Artist.
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Music moguls. Now you have your own hit
comedy show going on right now. How do
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you do it? I just do it.
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Why you being so modest?
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You should teach your class. Right. You
saying like everybody can do it.
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Everybody can't do what you do. Or they
wouldn't be doing it. These guys up next
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did a pretty good job.
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With that humble shit.
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Oh, you do the job.
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Today, these actors are coming to
audition to play me.
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Step on. Step on, yeah. Nice to meet
you, man. Vince, man. I'm one of the
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captain directors.
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But what these performers don't know is
they're about to get a show of their
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own. You can leave the hat on if you
want. I mean, it's not going to affect
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anything. All right, what would you
prefer?
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You can put it on, man. Just go ahead
and do your thing, dude.
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All right, man, this is shoot, drop, and
roll, the real 50 Cent story, and
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you'll be reading for 50 cents.
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We just basically wanted some racial
diversity for this role.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So do you rap at all?
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Yes, I do.
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Okay, let me hear something.
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All right.
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My life is a prison, or more like a
prism. The lyrical diabetic, your
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Go bigger.
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Like, much bigger. The game has evolved,
because I'm straight and tall.
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50 Cent, Eminem, no resemblance.
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What's up, man?
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Oh, what's going on, man? What's going
on?
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What's happening?
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What's up, man? A little slower. Let me
slow it. Holy shit. Oh, my God. He's
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rapping for me, man. What's up, man? Oh,
what's up, man?
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All right, cool. Well, let's go ahead
and get right into the read.
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Ready when you are.
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This here is about money.
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My money.
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That's all that matters right now.
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This is good.
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And you ready to snatch some collars?
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I'm ready to die for this shit.
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He's dope. I like this shit.
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For real?
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Hello?
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Yeah, what's up? Why do you keep blowing
up my phone? I said I would get you.
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I would get it for you. Look, just get
my money.
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Relax, relax, relax.
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Don't tell me to relax.
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Yo, my son right here. I hope your son's
not a bitch like you. You better hurry
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up and come up with that money.
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When I get it, just get it. Like, suck
my... Why are you yelling on the phone?
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What you saying?
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I'm talking about something like
sucking.
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Who the fuck are you talking to?
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Hurry up.
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Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what?
I ain't going to say that on the phone,
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but you know what?
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Man, I'm going to pay you, dog.
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Fuck me.
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Just read the damn script, man. Look,
let's just find... Yeah, let's just go
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ahead and get into it. Just read it,
yeah.
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And if you're scared, you might as well
get out the car right now and go home to
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your mom.
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And if you're real... And if you're
real... Keep going. That's good.
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Keep going. Yeah, keep going.
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Y 'all real?
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That's the difference between us and the
cities in that house.
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Look, just read the lines, all right?
That's the difference between us and the
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cities in that house.
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Take that.
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Take the hat off. Take the hat off. All
right.
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Because you got to get this right.
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Would I ever wear that hat? I'm sorry. I
asked him, should I wear the hat or
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not? He said I could put it on. I'm
sorry.
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Curtis would never wear that hat. I
didn't even suggest that.
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Now let's bust up into this here house
party and show them who runs the block.
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Oh,
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he told me to go.
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He told me to go up. I ain't. I never
said that. That was a personal choice.
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Yeah, you got to take that light just
way down. Let's do like a two. That was
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like a ten. So just bring it back.
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I got you. But for real, don't ever try
to play me in front of him like that
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again. Oh, I wouldn't try to play you.
He will never work again if that ever
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happens again.
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This motherfucker calling me again. Hold
on. Hello?
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Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Answer this call like you 50 Cent.
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When they see this, they're going to
know that you're the guy for them. This
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your real audition.
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Yo, yo, hold on a second. Hold on a
second.
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Yo.
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Hello? Hello, yes.
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Look, is this the bitch that got my
money? This is about money, man.
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This is about my money.
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You understand me?
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Huh? No, listen, I'm talking right now.
Is this or is this not the bitch that
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got my money? Why do you have a tone
with me? I don't understand. Why do I
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a tone with you? Because you're playing
with me. Time is money, man. My time is
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money. What money?
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What money? Calm down, my man.
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Relax. But I'm calm. Relax, relax,
relax.
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Why are you talking to me like this?
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Shit. Hurry up.
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What is today?
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If you have my money, you'll see me. You
can't just make excuses like that all
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the time. You know, you kind of have to,
like, have respect.
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All right, look, listen.
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I don't like the way you was coming at
me, man.
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I'm not sleepy. I'm not sleepy at all.
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That's the last time I'm going to say
it.
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Do you have a casket picked out for you?
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In church?
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You're in the perfect place. I'll bring
the casket right to the church.
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You're in the perfect place.
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Oh, shit.
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That was my pastor.
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I'm sorry.
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Yo, I am sorry. I thought that was the
dude that... From the first... He's my
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spiritual advisor.
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Sorry. Yo, that's funny. No, it's not
funny. It's shock value.
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Yo, you going to talk to his pastor like
that? No, I didn't raise my voice. Are
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you being sarcastic right now?
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That was your pastor?
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Because they both 818 numbers.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I don't give a shit, man. That's fine.
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You don't give a shit about pastors?
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Not more so than you guys.
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He did it on purpose. Like, I don't
know.
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I'm sorry. I go to church.
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He thinks that was me now. I got to call
him back.
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That's not good.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to send him, like,
an edible arrangement or some shit.
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Yeah, that's true. But I gotta be
honest, I don't think he's right for
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role.
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It's a strong no from me.
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Yeah. But I do have another project that
I feel like you'd be right for.
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It's called 50 Central, and you're on it
right now.
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I'll just...
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Oh, shit!
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You're on it right now.
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I'm just going to run and beat you.
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You're on it right now.
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You're already on it.
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You really should apologize to my
pastor. That was a good read, man.
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Y 'all was busting my chops.
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Go ahead and tell the people what's the
number one show on BET.
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50 Central, man. Number one show on BET.
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It got me good, man. It did.
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Ashton ain't got nothing on 50.
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All right, all right. Don't go nowhere.
We'll be right back.
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What's going on, party people? It's your
boy Vince Swan here, and I'm out here
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in the streets of Newark. You ever
notice how people say that's a black
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that's a white thing?
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Well, we're here, and we're going to ask
some people some questions in this game
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we call Black, White, or Both.
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You're about to play a game called
Black, White, or Both, okay? I'm going
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give you a couple of categories.
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You have to decide whether it's a black
thing, white thing, or both. Don't be
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looking at my card.
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Okay, you got to guess this.
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All right. All right? Yeah.
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You with me? Yeah, I'm with you. Okay,
let's go.
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Buying pumpkin spice.
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Is that a white thing, black thing, or
both?
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I'm going to say white because I've
never even heard of pumpkin spice.
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You've never heard pumpkin spice?
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I heard pumpkin and I heard spice, but
I've never heard them two together. Two
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together? No. Then, my friend, you're
absolutely correct. It is a white thing.
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Spanking kids in public.
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Black all the way. You already know
that.
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Yeah, that is true. I definitely know
it's a black thing because I done got
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outside. I'm 26. I still get beaten in
public.
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That's right.
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That the black kids of America are tired
of being whipped and pumped.
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It's embarrassing.
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It's embarrassing.
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This is why I love Newark. Look at the
outfit, ladies and gentlemen. Go ahead
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and twirl for me, please.
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Girl, you better twirl. You better twirl
like your life depended on it. Yes,
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give them that look.
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Give them that look.
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Yes. 5K Tough Mudder Spartan Race.
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That's right.
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That's right. Do you even know what a
Spartan Race is?
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No.
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Wine tasting.
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Both.
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Why is it food?
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Because I'm black and I like wine as
well.
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Candle nights are real, aren't they?
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Very real. Make sure you get that wine
for 50 cents or two.
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Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a
proud moment for me right now. We have a
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Caucasian male in Newark owning guns.
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Is it a white thing, black thing, or
both?
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That's a both thing. Why is it a both
thing? It's an American thing.
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That's a sticky situation right there.
Word.
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What makes it sticky?
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I mean, I...
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Some of us use that as protection.
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Okay, listen, you don't have to tell
everybody that you have one on you right
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now. Some of us. Okay, because you're
moving a little nervous, like, hey, man,
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look. I got tight jeans on. I know, I
know, you got tight jeans on. Ain't
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nothing bold, but I'm just saying, you
know, your secret's safe with me. All
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right, I got you. Saying the N -word.
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Ooh.
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Be careful, Jeremy.
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Uh... That's black.
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I say both.
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Like, for me going, like, to colleges
and stuff, the white people said...
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Like we say.
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That is only a black thing. I am so
sorry. We own that shit.
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That's a black thing.
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Give me a high five. Another shout on
that.
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Go,
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Jay.
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White boy dance.
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He's killing it.
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It's lit out there on air.
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In your face.
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All right, all right. The show ain't
over yet, so
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don't go nowhere.
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Because I can see you people swooning.
All
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right, all right.
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By the way, we should just go to the
movies this week. Oh, yeah.
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Man, yeah, we should.
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We should go see a superhero movie.
Right.
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Tristan, man, who's your favorite
superhero?
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Anything Halle Berry plays in.
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Don't laugh in front of me. I want to
see Thor.
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Yes. Yeah. That's my... Give me some
death on that one.
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No,
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no, no.
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Thor ain't even a superhero. He a god.
Why he ain't? That's like me being a fan
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of Buddha, okay? No disrespect to
Buddha.
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All right, listen, man. What you not
going to do on this show is disrespect
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like that.
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Show some respect. You gonna tell me
what I ain't gonna do? Well, how about
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this? I'll just wait for Black Baby
Jesus to team up with Batman.
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I'll wait for that moment, okay? You
challenging me right now?
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I'm not gonna sit here and be in the
middle of two guys arguing about a
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superhero. Why don't we check out this
next sketch? One more time.
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Don't tell me how many times I got.
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I'll take as many times as I want.
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And now, check out the sneak peek of the
new movie, Spider -Man.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello?
280
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You have a knack for getting in trouble.
281
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,570
And you have a knack for saving my life.
282
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I think I have a superhero stalker.
283
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:33,810
I was just in the neighborhood.
284
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,430
Do I get to thank you this time?
285
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,130
Oh. What?
286
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:44,350
Nothing. It's just, um, you're not what
I expected.
287
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:48,870
By that, you mean white? No. No. Maybe.
You know, I should have figured.
288
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,110
Because you can jump so high. I can jump
high because I was bitten by a
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radioactive spider.
290
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:54,370
Of course. Of course.
291
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I'm sorry.
292
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:58,490
And after my uncle got shot, I vowed to
use my powers to fight crime.
293
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,470
Your uncle got shot? And your parents?
294
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:01,589
Also killed.
295
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,590
Mm -hmm.
296
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,210
Yeah. You don't seem to be surprised.
297
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,090
I feel like it's because I'm black.
298
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,249
No!
299
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,670
You know, I actually assumed that you
grew up in an urban environment.
300
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,529
Just say black.
301
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:15,950
Everyone knows what you mean when you
say urban. That is not true, okay? I
302
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:21,110
at urban outfitters all the time, and
they don't have any... Coochie?
303
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,650
I'm not a Tim.
304
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,030
Well, I have you know. I'm studying to
be an engineer.
305
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,420
Good for you.
306
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,180
I'm a big supporter of affirmative
action.
307
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,359
Jesus Christ.
308
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,380
I got in because I'm smart. You're being
very aggressive right now. Oh, now I'm
309
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,620
aggressive. A black man can't be
passionate about his study.
310
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,680
Okay, now you're just being belligerent.
Now I'm aggressive and belligerent. Any
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00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,040
other racially coded language you want
to use to label me? Oh, there you go.
312
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,260
Play on the race card.
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Next time you're in an alley gig mug,
don't expect me to show up.
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That's it for tonight's episode of 50
Central.
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Tonight we have an exclusive music video
premiere.
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Check it out.
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Have a late summer day.
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It'll make you wonder.
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You're the best with me.
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But never say never.
321
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:50,020
So we can settle down when you be
settling.
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00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,480
Mama, why you waste your time?
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Won't go so far today.
324
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,520
You can do better.
325
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,400
Baby, so far, no good.
326
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,120
Looks like you're better.
327
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,119
Every day you walk away.
328
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,500
call me when you want more when you want
more
329
00:17:40,649 --> 00:17:44,130
Why won't you just wait for me, baby?
330
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,790
Would that something special for me,
baby?
331
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:40,220
Let me tell you, walk away with
something to try.
332
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,820
Call me when you want more, when you
want more.
333
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:52,600
Call me. Call me, baby.
334
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,920
Call me.
335
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,080
Where you been my life?
336
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,240
Let me dress tonight.
337
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:05,360
Could be wasting time with a young boy,
not tonight.
338
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:18,140
We can never handle what's like that.
It's the difference between settling
339
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,140
and settling.
340
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,420
We can't afford your smile.
341
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,650
Never tell you walk away, but it's
something that should.
342
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,030
Call me when you want more.
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