Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720
The curse words in this message have
been approved by 50 Cent.
2
00:00:03,140 --> 00:00:04,140
Bitch.
3
00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,260
Welcome to Couple Therapy.
4
00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:14,320
I'm Dr. Beverly. I want you to
understand that I truly believe this
5
00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,640
wonders for relationships.
6
00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,019
I agree.
7
00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,020
Yeah, whatever.
8
00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,660
So, let's start with you.
9
00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,620
Why would you say you're here today?
10
00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,980
I believe that we have a strong
connection, and I don't want to lose it.
11
00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,800
And you, why are you here?
12
00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:30,270
Because she dragged me down.
13
00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:38,750
Okay, so violence is never the answer.
You don't have to set it off
14
00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:43,270
in my plan. I have to put that in my
notes.
15
00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:48,410
See, I never get to do the things that I
want to do. We always do what you want
16
00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:48,909
to do.
17
00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:52,650
Like? Pop bottles, riding around in
Bentleys, you know, gangster shit.
18
00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,250
Got it. Gangster shit.
19
00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:56,810
I am not a gangster.
20
00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:58,110
No? Okay.
21
00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:03,150
And second of all, I want to go to
Europe, go to exotic dinners, go to
22
00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,150
make a movie.
23
00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:06,790
I think you mean watch a movie. No, no,
no.
24
00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,310
I meant make a movie.
25
00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:11,050
That's the kind of freaky shit I like.
26
00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:14,950
Oh. I said a movie, not a commercial.
27
00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:20,150
Oh, that's a bit emasculating, I think,
to talk about. Could have made the best
28
00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,150
commercial you'd ever seen.
29
00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:22,950
60 -second action -packed thriller.
30
00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,130
Could get messy at the end like a horror
film.
31
00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,470
I know he still wanted me.
32
00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,050
That's what you got from that? Yes!
33
00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,830
Curtis want that thing back.
34
00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:38,310
Curtis want that thing back. All right,
so just calm down a bit. I think I see
35
00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,310
what's happening here.
36
00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:45,590
I think you're right. He, in fact, does
want that thing back. Wait, wait, wait.
37
00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:48,170
No, no, that's not what... Yes, it is.
Pretty much.
38
00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:53,670
So that's all the time we have today,
but I'll see you guys tomorrow and the
39
00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:56,010
next day, every day this week. Clear
your steps.
40
00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,090
I'm not coming here every day.
41
00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:02,870
He makes me want to cut him. Oh, we went
back to the night?
42
00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:04,850
On the table is good.
43
00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:06,990
We're back in my plant.
44
00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:08,430
Cut it!
45
00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,509
Ass, where you at, boy?
46
00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:12,970
A little less aggression.
47
00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:15,850
All right, all right.
48
00:02:16,530 --> 00:02:19,510
Okay. We be on something.
49
00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,360
Yes,
50
00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,340
we'll come up. Yeah, yeah.
51
00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,460
Yeah, trick him up. Yeah.
52
00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:53,900
Yeah, trick him up.
53
00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,580
I want y 'all to give it up for the
homie 50 Cent.
54
00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:13,660
In your city, New York City, give it up
for his own DJ JQ.
55
00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,820
This week, we got an idea.
56
00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:19,420
I had to date a few cougars.
57
00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,240
Check this out. Yo, Kia, Tristan, come
on down here.
58
00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,940
Maybe I misunderstood you, but did I
hear you say you like dating cougars?
59
00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:36,780
I like all the women. I like the whole
woman.
60
00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,160
Yeah, man. Everybody loves 50. My mom
loves 50. My sister loves 50.
61
00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,080
My aunt loves 50. My cousin loves 50.
62
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,720
Kia loves 50.
63
00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,860
Shut up, Tristan.
64
00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,299
But you love 50.
65
00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,300
I mean, yeah.
66
00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,300
Oh, man.
67
00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,660
Yeah, everybody loves 50.
68
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000
Just watch and see.
69
00:03:56,620 --> 00:04:01,220
When I date a new girl, her family
usually freaks out when I meet them for
70
00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,320
first time. So I thought I'd have some
fun with that.
71
00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:05,120
But this time I'm trying something new.
72
00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,760
Your mom.
73
00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,220
You know, I wanted to talk to you about
something.
74
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,840
What?
75
00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,360
I met somebody.
76
00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:16,980
What about dad?
77
00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,959
What about dad?
78
00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,559
I'm sorry?
79
00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,960
He's here, but he's in the bedroom right
now.
80
00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,660
Am I supposed to meet him?
81
00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,660
Yeah, that's why I brought you up here.
82
00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:32,100
I know this is awkward because you
haven't seen me around dating somebody.
83
00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,280
I went out one night and I met him in
the club.
84
00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:39,560
I wanted to tell you that back in high
school, I was dating this guy and we
85
00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,560
actually in love.
86
00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,160
Okay. I got reacquainted with him. Dad's
not going to do this.
87
00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,820
i don't know you're thinking he's been
doing snow again you know what i'm gonna
88
00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:55,300
get him all right yeah okay curtis
curtis would you come out here me
89
00:04:55,300 --> 00:05:01,820
please i don't know what you heard about
me oh no
90
00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,440
it's my boo
91
00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:16,820
Wow.
92
00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:19,860
So it's cool now to me, like, I separate
from your dad?
93
00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,140
With him, then, yeah, that's pretty
cool.
94
00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,320
My heart is beating fast.
95
00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:26,540
It is.
96
00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,200
It really is. Oh, my God.
97
00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,960
You got into music.
98
00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,480
What songs do you sing?
99
00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,200
I take you to the candy shop.
100
00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,400
You know that song? I bet you like the
lobby.
101
00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,279
50 Cent?
102
00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,280
Yeah.
103
00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,760
What?
104
00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,320
No,
105
00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,720
no. Yeah.
106
00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,300
You guys can talk, okay? All right.
Yeah.
107
00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,100
You guys can catch up. Listen,
108
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,460
talk a little bit. I'm going to be right
back.
109
00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:55,980
I'm going to tell you, like, I lost my
virginity at the moment.
110
00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,800
I've always, like, wanted, like, a white
son.
111
00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:02,719
Mm -hmm.
112
00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,700
Would you be cool changing your name to
Curtis?
113
00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,980
I'd change my name to Curtis, yeah.
Would you change the music to me? Yeah,
114
00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:08,980
love music.
115
00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,040
We could do, like, a ballad or
something.
116
00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,080
People that did the Father's Son album.
117
00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,300
Oh, my God.
118
00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:18,320
Yeah, I'm just going to call back.
119
00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:19,580
Okay, okay.
120
00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,300
Well, you need proof.
121
00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:26,260
Yeah, that's my Curtis right there. How
cute.
122
00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,740
I got something I want you guys to watch
and observe.
123
00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:37,220
Wow.
124
00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:40,340
Nice.
125
00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,160
On my 30s.
126
00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,980
Is this happening right now?
127
00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200
No.
128
00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,480
Wow. Thank you.
129
00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:56,380
Oh, my God.
130
00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,340
What the f*** just happened? Wow.
131
00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,540
I got something else to say.
132
00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,120
Um.
133
00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:11,510
You're on TV.
134
00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,490
You're on a show called 50 Centures.
135
00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,110
You are. No.
136
00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:16,730
Oh, my God.
137
00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,390
Hey,
138
00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:25,210
um... That's a camera.
139
00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:30,830
Are you serious?
140
00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:34,530
I thought that was for real. Oh, my God.
141
00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,680
Everybody, it's your boy Justin Hines,
and I'm representing for 50 Central on
142
00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,860
BET. And today we're about to play a
little game called Bad Impression Bingo.
143
00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,380
Oh, there we go.
144
00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:00,860
Chris Rock.
145
00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,960
Girl, can I get your number?
146
00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,160
Hey!
147
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,700
Kim Kardashian, though.
148
00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,800
Kanye, can you get the door, Kanye? What
are you doing, Kanye?
149
00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,120
Is my butt big, Kanye?
150
00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,260
Hey, shout out to that ass, though.
151
00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,880
I mean that with all due respect.
152
00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,120
Barack Obama.
153
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:26,380
What I got to say to the people is that
we have to come together as American
154
00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,680
citizens. All right. Patrick from
SpongeBob. Lego.
155
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,159
You gave me the ugly.
156
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600
Winnie the Pooh.
157
00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,840
Try it. Try it real quick.
158
00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,480
With a honey egg.
159
00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,179
Wow. Arnold.
160
00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:43,590
Schwarzenegger. First of all, his name
is very disrespectful.
161
00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:46,450
He gets away with saying every day. Or
the Schwarzenegger.
162
00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,930
This is important out here in these
troubling times.
163
00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,549
Ray Charles.
164
00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:51,550
How y 'all doing this evening?
165
00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:52,689
We good.
166
00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,110
All right, all right. I know you're here
because I can hear myself.
167
00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,550
All the ladies in the house, let me hear
you say something.
168
00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:01,430
You don't sound too good. Twerk break.
169
00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,830
Twerk. Twerk something.
170
00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,470
Twerk something. Twerk something.
171
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,529
Twerk something.
172
00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:06,930
Now, what do you have in this backpack?
173
00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,950
So I would have the essentials.
174
00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,490
Oh, she got a gun. She got a gun.
175
00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,550
Lil Wayne.
176
00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:19,190
I'm Lil Weezy Wee. I'm Lil Weezy Wee.
Free Weezy out that contract.
177
00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:21,010
Free Weezy out that contract.
178
00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:23,410
So I can drop that counter for you, you
whole ass.
179
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,770
Oh, I don't want to do that. I was
trying to get her. I was trying to get
180
00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:29,130
ass. I was trying to get her ass.
181
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:32,970
Beyonce, let's get it. I think it look
like me scratching my head. I don't
182
00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,130
You got to do the Beyonce uh -oh dance.
183
00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:36,970
Over to these.
184
00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:41,990
Taraji P. Henson, cookie on Empire.
185
00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,790
Who do you use these collars for, Jody?
186
00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:49,030
Okay. No, I'm not done with you, Jody.
We gonna finish this.
187
00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,050
Those collars weren't mine. Those were
my friends.
188
00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:52,770
Jody. Jody.
189
00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:54,450
Jody!
190
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,710
Wait a minute. Is this real?
191
00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:58,010
This is a real pot.
192
00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,650
Do you wear the pot every day?
193
00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:02,630
There's no days off. I mean, you gotta
be dedicated.
194
00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:03,990
So even in the shower?
195
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:07,250
Even in the shower. Even do intimacy.
196
00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:08,770
Set time. Yeah.
197
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:09,990
Dave Chappelle.
198
00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:11,650
In your face!
199
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,790
F your couch!
200
00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:15,730
Right. You gotta jump in there.
201
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,350
F your couch!
202
00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:20,090
F your couch! Do the Chappelle F.
203
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,210
Will Smith.
204
00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,870
Let's do a little dancing.
205
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:34,930
But what about that Carlton Doe?
206
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,930
All right, y 'all, that was Bad
Impression Bingo. I had a blast.
207
00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:45,010
This is your boy, Justin Hyatt, and
we'll catch you next time on 50 Central,
208
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,490
right here on BET.
209
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:47,770
And I'm out this day.
210
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:03,030
I got a question for you. Oh, gosh.
211
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,960
Have you ever been on a blind date?
Mark, if you're trying to hook me up
212
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,320
your only black friend, it's not
happening.
213
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,460
You know what? You should at least check
out a picture of him before you make a
214
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,139
final decision.
215
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,900
Well, while he's pulling up this
picture, let's check out this blind
216
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,240
this out. Is that big? No. Right?
217
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Look, Reg.
218
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,020
Okay? I really like Lisa.
219
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:26,180
Okay? And I know you guys don't really
get along, but she hooked you up.
220
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:30,400
She did. She hooked you up with somebody
really like she bad, man.
221
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,760
She bad. She bad.
222
00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:34,550
So I've heard. For real?
223
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,750
For real. If she looking like that, I'm
going to be honest with you, Danny. I'm
224
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:41,010
going to try to smash because I got
three robbers in my pocket and I'm
225
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,690
leave with only two of them.
226
00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,230
Markeisha, come on, girl.
227
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:52,190
Sorry, I'm just super nervous. I don't
even think I want to be here right now.
228
00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:54,530
What? What are you nervous about? You
look great.
229
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:57,570
I haven't even talked to a guy in
person. All I've done is chat on the
230
00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:59,030
for the last, like, 16 and a half
months.
231
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,100
Okay, all right. I'm gonna need you to
slow your roll because Lisa told me that
232
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,880
she was a class act. Please, I'm classy,
fool.
233
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,760
I know you class... Wait, okay, here
they come.
234
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,280
Just keep it clear. Hey, baby. Hey,
baby. I'm sorry we're late.
235
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,380
Hey, Reggie.
236
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,660
Hi.
237
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,000
Reggie, this is Markeisha.
238
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,380
Markeisha. Reggie. Nice to meet you.
239
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,620
How you doing, baby?
240
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,020
I'm doing okay.
241
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,000
Hey, what is Markeisha doing here?
242
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,360
Yeah, bring an available friend.
243
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:36,180
Yeah, I said bring an available friend,
not the Incredible Hulk. No, don't start
244
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,880
this. Hi there, friends.
245
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:41,500
Welcome. Here's some bread to get you
started and some menus for you to take a
246
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,420
look at. Ain't got no butter. To take
your order.
247
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,840
I think they're bringing it later.
248
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,200
Butter. So, uh, tell me about yourself,
beautiful.
249
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,580
I've been obsessed with fashion since I
was little. Since when you were little?
250
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,740
Excuse me. You know, don't mind my
friend over here.
251
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:03,520
Some men are just a little intimidated
about being beautiful, husky,
252
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:08,220
elegant, ferocious women like yourself.
253
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,580
That's a lot of adjectives.
254
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,160
You forgot monsters.
255
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,980
Excuse me. Okay, listen.
256
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,860
You are really bugging out. I don't know
what the hell is wrong with you. No,
257
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,120
no, listen. I don't know what the hell
is wrong with you, but you're acting
258
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,440
Reggie's such a catch. I know that's
your friend. He's been your friend a
259
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,440
time, but let's be real.
260
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,840
He ain't all that, okay? I mean, you
smell like wet cigarettes half the damn
261
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840
time. Yeah.
262
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,180
Smoking.
263
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,940
Yeah, I like that girl.
264
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,900
Them drawers about to be smoking in a
minute. Oh, my God.
265
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,080
You see anything you liking now?
266
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
I think I do.
267
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,060
What you want? What you want to get a
little salad or something?
268
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,780
Probably just like a side salad or
something. I'm not really that hungry.
269
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,440
Looks like you can eat all the time.
270
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,480
Ain't nothing wrong with a woman that
like to eat. Exactly. Reggie finally you
271
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,980
and me on the same page.
272
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,160
We ain't on the same page. I just like a
woman that like to eat. That ain't you.
273
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:58,530
Also, I was like that.
274
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:03,110
So you're just going to come at my woman
like that? That's your father. Where
275
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,290
your woman look like Jabba the Hutt over
here. Oh, don't talk about my woman
276
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,870
now. Princess Leia, that's what you're
looking for. You look like you catch
277
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:09,930
alligators with your mouth.
278
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,069
No, I don't.
279
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:15,510
You ain't finna talk about my woman. My
woman look like a fine ass lettuce wrap
280
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,290
that I'm finna eat tonight.
281
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:18,830
Thank you. That's a compliment?
282
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,630
Hell yeah. That means she edible.
283
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,990
So anyway, what do you do exactly?
284
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,790
I own my own auto shop.
285
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:31,060
That's really cool. So you like fix cars
or whatever? I fix a lot of things. I
286
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,020
give a nice tune up. Oh yeah?
287
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,119
Oh yeah.
288
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,600
So is it like a body shop?
289
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160
Hell yeah.
290
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,640
And you got a whole lot of body. Oh, my
God. Stop.
291
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,540
Girl, you packing. See?
292
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:46,720
Stupid. Girl, you packing like a six
-pack of gum. You're so perverted.
293
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:51,060
I can't even do it. You're crazy, but
it, like, kind of turns me on. It's
294
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,320
Yeah, call me papi. Oh, pollo loco. Do
you speak Spanish?
295
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:56,740
Un poquito.
296
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,800
That's really hot. Can I get you guys
some food? About damn time.
297
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,480
He's so rude. Um, can I have the filet
and the lobster? Because he's paying for
298
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,399
all of this tonight.
299
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,620
And let my baby girl get whatever she
want. I'm sure she want a salad or
300
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:12,500
something like that. Four steaks, brah.
Thank you.
301
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,440
Damn. Uh, let me put that in.
302
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,980
Great. They don't make them like you no
more, baby. They sure don't make them
303
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:20,980
like you no more.
304
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,520
I don't even know what's happening right
now. It's just a mistake.
305
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,880
I'm so sorry. Apparently, for legal
reasons, we have to cook the meat a
306
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,320
Um, excuse me, could you not touch my
man?
307
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,960
Just touching the chair. Oh, you're
touching the chair, which is touching my
308
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,540
man. So basically the same thing. So if
you don't mind, it's getting off.
309
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,800
Yo, chill. Yo, get out of here. You
don't need to.
310
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,860
Hey, baby, baby, baby. Hey, relax.
311
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,700
Relax.
312
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:50,080
She was just being really rude. Like,
you don't need to encroach on Reggie's
313
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,120
personal space like that.
314
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,200
He's massaging her shoulder.
315
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,000
You called me your man.
316
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,850
Oh, my God, did that slip out?
317
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:02,490
I hope that's the only thing that
slipped out. Oh, my God, you're such a
318
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,010
Oh, my God.
319
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:23,070
I'm super flustered.
320
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,270
Can I take you home?
321
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,660
I thought you'd never ask.
322
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080
Whoa!
323
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460
Whoa!
324
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,800
Damn, he's strong.
325
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,460
You just watched another dope episode of
50 Central.
326
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,760
Now watch this exclusive music video
premiere.
327
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120
See you next time.
328
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:02,899
Pay attention.
329
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,900
Man, man.
330
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,040
Yo!
331
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,159
Man, listen.
332
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,160
Man, listen.
333
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,720
All I got is the damn vision.
334
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,319
A couple million make you stand up.
335
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,780
They drop the ball and throw it around
with it. I'm like, man, listen.
336
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,020
Man, listen.
337
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:24,099
All I got is the damn vision. A couple
million make you stand up.
338
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,920
They drop the ball and throw it around
with it.
339
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:56,560
All I got is the damn business. That's
it. A couple million make you stand up.
340
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:01,890
They dropped the ball and so I ran with
it. I'm like, man, listen, man, listen.
341
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,110
All I got is the same bitches. You dig?
342
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:09,670
A couple million make the stand up. I
am. They dropped the ball and so I ran
343
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:14,450
with it. Where I come from, you can't
really understand different. Hand
344
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:18,190
counting this shit till my hands
blister. You can't mess up my weed
345
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,169
Fran Drescher.
346
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:23,850
Pinky rings, hand kisses, soprano. I
feel like Pauly Castellano in Designed
347
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:27,060
Stitches. Oh, I heard him say I made
Rihanna hit list.
348
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,220
Mind your business. What kind of honor
is this? I'm trying to see Madonna, did
349
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,300
you? It's all kind of riches.
350
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,720
Hit Miami one and nine and went to
finals.
351
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:39,540
Oh, everybody acting kind of vicious.
These politicians won't let my brother
352
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,540
Muhammad visit.
353
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,120
I'm like, man, listen.
354
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400
Man, listen.
355
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,900
All I got is the damn business.
356
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,460
A couple million make you stand up.
357
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,880
They trapped the ball and so I ran with
it. I'm like, man, listen.
358
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,120
Man, listen.
359
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:08,860
We'll be right back.
360
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,300
All I got is the same bitches. A couple
million make you stand up.
361
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:35,880
They dropped the ball and saw I ran with
it. I'm like, man, listen, man, listen.
362
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:42,080
All I got is the same bitches. A couple
million make you stand up. They dropped
363
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,600
the ball and saw I ran with it.
28069
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof