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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,660 The curse words in this message have been approved by 50 Cent. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,200 Bitch. 3 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:13,520 Hey, did you ever get to 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,860 fix the garbage that's supposed to be back? I'm trying to relax, babe. I'm 5 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:16,860 sorry. I just can't. 6 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:19,740 Well, you know, I'm actually not that tired. 7 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:48,150 I'm here to fix your garbage disposal, if you know what I mean. 8 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,310 Oh, baby, yes, I do. 9 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:59,050 Oh, yes, baby, you are doing all the things my man can't do. 10 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:04,250 Tell me, baby. I think it's time to get things real wet. 11 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,890 Let's get it on the way. 12 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,040 Maybe while we let it soak, we can do some drilling. 13 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:19,220 Oh, yes! 14 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:24,300 Trying to get it in, but it's just so damn tight. 15 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:29,460 What, do you think your screw is too big? 16 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,220 Keep going. 17 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280 Keep going. 18 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:39,280 Oh, I think I have a hole you might need to fill. 19 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,880 What's all that noise? 20 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,280 Oh, nothing. 21 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,339 Go to bed. 22 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:58,900 If you want to, we can, you know, still do it. I mean... No, I'm good. 23 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:00,600 You don't want Mufasa? 24 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:01,779 Mm -mm. 25 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:04,300 You don't want the lion to roar right now? It should have roared earlier. 26 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:05,740 I'm tired now. 27 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:16,580 I like that new pipe good. 28 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:20,580 The water pressure started out slow at first, but by the time I fed, she was 29 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,160 gushing all over the place. Oh, baby. 30 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:29,240 How about we, uh... All right, all right. 31 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:32,780 Okay. These be on some. 32 00:02:46,989 --> 00:02:48,850 I'm on something. 33 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:52,590 That bag coming. 34 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:56,230 You know what's up. 35 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,690 Yeah, she'll come up. Yeah, yeah. 36 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,580 Yeah, Trick, I'm up. Yeah, Trick, 37 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:07,940 I'm up. 38 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:17,960 One of the most influential people in the culture, the host of 50 Central. 39 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,020 Ladies and gentlemen, 50 Cent! 40 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,700 Give it up for New York's finest, DJ Envy. 41 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,840 Welcome to another episode of 50 Central. We have some fire for you 42 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,680 This week, we are straight up start shit with some people. 43 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,400 Hey, Tristan, Vince, come out here. 44 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,840 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 45 00:03:56,830 --> 00:04:00,010 50, yo, we used to talk about this, but your face lights up whenever you mention 46 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:02,910 talking about f***ing with people, bro. For real. Like, it literally lights up. 47 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:06,630 Like, you love f***ing with people, huh? I've seen it on IG. Yeah, they be doing 48 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:07,630 shit to me, too. 49 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:11,270 Well, we're at it again tonight, and nobody is safe. So, starting with the 50 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:14,470 insole comic out of the club and onto the streets, we're gonna be f***ing with 51 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,149 some people some more, so check this out. That's right. 52 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:22,230 Customers today are used to walking into a store and ignoring the inactive 53 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:26,280 screen. Welcome to Unique Photo Supply. We take pride in helping you capture the 54 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,580 best moments in life. But what happens when the screen starts to interact with 55 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:30,580 you? 56 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:34,880 With help from my boy at the media in Little Duval, everyone in this store is 57 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,880 our mark. 58 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:42,380 Welcome to Unique Photo Supply. We take pride in helping you capture the best 59 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,219 moments in life. 60 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:46,280 If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to one of our sales 61 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 associates. 62 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,980 Take a moment to have a look around and discover all your picture personalities. 63 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:55,530 Why you looking at me like that? 64 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,610 Looking at me like that? You see me working? 65 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:02,590 Welcome to Unique Photo Supply. We take pride in helping you capture the best 66 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:03,590 moments in life. 67 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,010 Look at the little boy. Look at me, bro. 68 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,430 Right here. What's up, boy? 69 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,970 Don't be embarrassed. Turn around. Turn up. 70 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,890 Boy, you is too big to be acting like that, baby. 71 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:18,410 She still carry you in the stroller? 72 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,310 Run the red stealing. 73 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,880 Brian the Red's stealing. 74 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,280 He's stealing. 75 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,700 Stay woke. 76 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,820 Hey, check our bag. That's a big bag. 77 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,380 That's all I'm saying. 78 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:36,540 I got one right here. Hey, I got to charge you. You ain't even got to pay 79 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,580 one. Just ignore me. All right, cool. 80 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,780 Welcome to Neat Folder Supply, where white people ignore black people. 81 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:46,520 Take a moment to have a look around and discover all your picture -perfect 82 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,680 needs. Hold on. Did that shirt say highlight? 83 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,300 Highlight. Yo, yo. 84 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:52,920 I read the shirt. I know. 85 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,820 If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to one of our sales 86 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,820 associates. 87 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,760 Hey, hey. Hey, baby. 88 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,700 Baby. 89 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,040 I see you over there. 90 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,000 I see you with them MC Hammer shades. 91 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,260 Tell him to take your round back. 92 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,520 I want to holler at you about something. 93 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,620 Come on, bro. I saw it first. Don't be trying to take mine. 94 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,060 Oh, what's up, Rog? 95 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,390 What's happening, baby? 96 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:28,809 What's up, Phil? 97 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:31,550 You need a new bathroom? Bring the camera over close so I can see what you 98 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:35,330 I can't hear nothing. What you speaking, fluent baboon? 99 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,490 Why don't you scat me like that? 100 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,310 Jesus. 101 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:43,090 I have a selection that I want to sing for you guys. It's from the heart. 102 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,630 It's an original piece, and I'd like to sing it for y 'all. 103 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:50,960 Show me what that mouth do. Show me what that mouth do. Show me what that mouth 104 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,260 do. Show me what that mouth do. Kill him with the shoulder. 105 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,360 Nigga, my dog. 106 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,540 What's up, boy? 107 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,760 What's up, boy? 108 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,280 Did he just lick the window? 109 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,140 Oh, yeah, he don't have he bowl. 110 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,120 What time is my lunch break? 111 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,540 I told y 'all to throw a fire stick around before after the break. 112 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,440 Marry Diddy. 113 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,340 Lance Gross. 114 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,620 Kill 50 Cent. Why would you kill 50? 115 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:37,800 Lance Gross is poppin'. And Diddy is Diddy. God damn it, you married Puffy? 116 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:50,300 It's your boy, Ben Swan here. We are playing another edition of Smash, Marry, 117 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,180 Kill here in the streets of Harlem. 118 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 Let's go. 119 00:07:56,420 --> 00:08:00,460 We need a side bed going, though. Looks like we found somebody. Come here, 120 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,380 gorgeous. Come here. I don't bite. What's your name? 121 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:04,560 Ella. Nice to meet you. What you do for a living? 122 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,150 Chill. Chill for a living? 123 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,590 She said she'd chill for a living. 124 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:11,610 Chill for a living. What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you a list of 125 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,710 celebrities. You got to pick who you want to smash, marry, or kill, all 126 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:19,130 Okay. Okay, so we got 50 Cent, Lance Gross, and Diddy. 127 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,350 Marry Diddy. Uh -huh. 128 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,370 Lance Gross. Uh -huh. 129 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:25,210 Kill 50 Cent. 130 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:27,170 That's what I'm talking about. 131 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,590 That's what I'm talking about. 132 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:31,890 You would kill 50 Cent? I would. Why would you kill 50? 133 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,590 Lance Gross is popping. 134 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:35,470 And Diddy is Diddy. 135 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:39,250 Iconic. Iconic. She just want the money. 136 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:45,950 First guy, 50 Cent, Lance Gross, or Justin Timberlake? 137 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:51,550 I would kill 50 Cent. I would match Justin Timberlake and marry Lance Gross. 138 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,330 Why would you kill 50 Cent? 139 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:56,990 Because I wasn't so attracted to 50 like that. 140 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,980 Jesus Christ. Oh, man. 141 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,100 And you would smash Justin? 142 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,780 Yeah. Why would you smash Justin? Because he's cute and he can dance. 143 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:08,680 Blue -eyed soul brother? Yeah. That's what it is? Mm -hmm. Okay. I guess it's 144 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,860 little chocolate and vanilla season. Yeah. Going on. All right. 145 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,940 So we got 50 Cent, Lance Gross. 146 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,920 I'll marry him. And Drake. 147 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,500 I'll smash Drake. 148 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,500 And 50 Cent would have to die. 149 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,180 50 would have to die? 150 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,900 Yeah. This guy. 151 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,530 Why does this have to die? 152 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:34,570 Because I don't like 50 Cent like that. He is very ratchet. 153 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:38,850 He's ratchet to you? Yeah. Okay, so why would you smash Drake on? Because he's 154 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:42,050 cute. And he's dark -skinned, so he got it. Drake is dark -skinned? 155 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,890 Yeah. I didn't know that. I find him a caramel. 156 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,250 A caramel? 157 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,550 Drake is white chocolate. 158 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:51,410 I don't know what you're talking about. No, I would not find him white chocolate 159 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:55,050 at all. He's dark -skinned? What am I? I must be like midnight black if Drake 160 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:58,030 is... Something makes me feel better about this shit is late. 161 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,470 Drake is dark -skinned. 162 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:03,030 You can tell who he's dealing with. 163 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:08,390 All right, so we got 50 Cent, Lance Gross, or Terrence Howard. 164 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,550 We got Kanan from Power vs. Lucius Lyon. 165 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:19,270 Smash, Lance Gross, marry Terrence Howard, sorry, kill 50 166 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,270 Cent. 167 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:26,430 You're going to kill 50? I know. 168 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,670 Why? 169 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,660 He's annoying me on power right now. Okay. 170 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:35,720 If you saw, I don't know, Lance out here on the street one day, what would you 171 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,439 say to him? 172 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,440 Hey, Lance. 173 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,180 You'd just say, hey, Lance. Yes. 174 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,560 That's it? That's it. 175 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,300 I mean, you want to smash him. That's all you want to say is, hey, Lance. 176 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,620 I'm not thirsty. 177 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,720 Okay. I know that. I know that. 178 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,780 He's out here on 125th Street. I like that. Okay. What up? 179 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,240 How you doing? 180 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,140 What's going on? 181 00:10:55,069 --> 00:10:57,430 Well, it's good. I heard everything you said, too. 182 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,810 Where my hey Lance at, though? Hey, Lance. 183 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,010 Yeah. 184 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:02,950 Oh, girl. 185 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,810 Where my hug at? Wow, can I get a hug? Where my hug at? This is crazy. 186 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,930 Wow, I'm a cat coming outside like this now today. 187 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:12,730 You don't like 50? 188 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:15,110 I do like 50. It's just the option. 189 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,910 50 is a real nice guy. You know that? Yeah, but I don't think he nice to me. 190 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:20,150 he at least smashable? 191 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,990 I don't know. Maybe on a drunk night. 192 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,540 On a drunk night. Yeah, a real bad one. And I don't even have a bad one, so I'm 193 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,219 seeing never. 194 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,320 The fifth is just don't even have a chance with you at all. 195 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,700 Why would you kill me? 196 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,480 Why would you just kill me? 197 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,740 It just got real. 198 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,360 Oh, my God. 199 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,500 Y 'all got killed? 200 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,280 Oh. God damn it, you married puppies? 201 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,520 Man, that's pressure right there. 202 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,680 Puppies. Hey, love. 203 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:45,940 Oh, my God. 204 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,460 Nah, that a ratchet. 205 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,090 She's married Puffy. Why is my Puffy old? 206 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,830 I also just want you to know. I'm so old, man. She murked you, bro. 207 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,130 She ain't had a hit record in 15 years. 208 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:01,290 The shade is real. 209 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,230 I lost the Puffy. 210 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,190 Yo, he's not over that. 211 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,470 Hey, oh, there you go. Hey, hey, can I ask you a question? 212 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:13,850 Yes, please. Do you know 50 Cent? Yes. He's right here. There he is. Isn't he 213 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:14,850 the Marion type? 214 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,030 No. 215 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,310 I'm done. 216 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:19,430 I'm done. 217 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:21,490 They set me up. 218 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,390 I don't even know what to say to that. 219 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,210 They got mama and say no. 220 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,610 Don't worry about it, man. 221 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:28,530 It's going to be all right, man. 222 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,590 He going to cry in the car. 223 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:36,790 Sir, 224 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,190 do you know why I pulled you over? 225 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:51,010 It's tough enough getting pulled over while being black. What the hell? 226 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,450 Other insurance companies just care about the car. 227 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,190 We care about the black people in it. 228 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:09,390 What's the scariest thing that y 'all can think of? Oh, I know. 229 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,710 You're out camping, right? You wake up in the middle of the night to go to the 230 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:15,210 bathroom. You look up in the silhouette of the moonlight. 231 00:13:15,949 --> 00:13:17,990 there's a murderer waiting for you with a knife. 232 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,130 Scary, right? 233 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:24,630 Nah, that lets me know that you white, because that's some white people shit. 234 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:28,510 Yeah, bro, black people don't even like camping. 235 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,549 Yeah, we don't. 236 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,290 That would be an issue. Yeah, we're more scared of, like, you know, like the 237 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,290 police. Yeah, the police. 238 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:37,890 Why would you be scared of the police? What do you mean, why would we be scared 239 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,870 of the police? Have you not been watching the news? No, I don't have any 240 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:41,990 I'm watching horror movies all day. 241 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,550 Okay. 242 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:46,410 Listen, man, I'm going to help you out, okay? Just watch this sketch right now. 243 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:47,570 I'm just going to help you out. 244 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,910 Sir, 245 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,430 do you know why I pulled you over? 246 00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,290 It's tough enough getting pulled over while being black. 247 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,530 What the hell? 248 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,470 Most insurance companies just offer the basic coverage. 249 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,210 Only AllSafe offers cop insurance to minority families. 250 00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:11,150 What? Only AllSafe's cop insurance provides you with people to record 251 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,660 everything. I need you to put your hands on the steering wheel. Don't even try 252 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,660 to make a move, okay? 253 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,300 Hello, officer. 254 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:25,080 So I'm going to need you to calm down and breathe. Who the hell are you? With 255 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,860 cop insurance, we offer a licensed therapist to ride with you in a trunk to 256 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,420 ensure that cops don't panic. 257 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:34,060 Okay, so we're going to try something where you only think about the things 258 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,060 make you smile. 259 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,960 You're going 47 in a 45. 260 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,300 Not in my town. 261 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,660 Mayonnaise sandwiches? 262 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,279 Sound good? 263 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,200 Green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. 264 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,420 Yummy. Just like my grandma made it. 265 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,080 Camping or fishing, either one. 266 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,960 It's just nice to get away from it all. 267 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,340 Donuts. 268 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,600 I mean, bear claw. 269 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,840 I like bear claws. 270 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,100 See, there you go. 271 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320 So much better. 272 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,560 Officer, I haven't done anything wrong. 273 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,840 Can I go home now? 274 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,980 Well, you sound like you're on PCP. 275 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,520 Hi there, officer. 276 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,000 He actually hasn't had a drink in five years. 277 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,730 And here's a sample of his pee. 278 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,150 And a vial of his blood. 279 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,210 No drugs or alcohol in that either. 280 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,510 That's one drop. 281 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:18,570 So gross. 282 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,110 Other insurance companies just care about the car. We care about the black 283 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:22,949 people in it. 284 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,070 You're all free to go. 285 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,310 Everyone should go. 286 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:26,730 Thank you, sir. 287 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:29,230 Here at AllSafe, we've got all the bases covered. 288 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:31,770 Hey, you, you some kind of spokesperson or something? 289 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,790 He doesn't want these hands. 290 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,390 AllSafe. We shouldn't have to exist. 291 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,300 back. You don't want to miss what's coming up. 292 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,380 Stay tuned. Y 'all stick around too. 293 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,240 Oh, she got, um, got to try. I can't do that. I can't pay. 294 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:30,160 I'm like, yeah, I might cook it. They ain't brag. I'm like, Lenny's weird. I 295 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,620 blew a bag on her. 296 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:37,540 And then she doing to get what you want. Cause you doing, she always on point. 297 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,040 She doing her own house. 298 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:44,380 She doing her credit. She doing all night. She doing, she earned a strike. 299 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,380 doing. 300 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,140 Like you posted, I'm going to go for something better. She just want to eat 301 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:54,040 off the bone and I'm going to let her know. She want me to whip it out so she 302 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,040 can. 303 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280 She want me to. 304 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,290 She got. 305 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:30,450 Got the track, can't deny, I can't pass. 306 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,030 I'm like, I'm like Kofi, Dan Bragg. 307 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:37,790 Lenny's, we had filts, I blew a bag on her. 308 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,970 Rockets and nails, she doing it. Her hair and her nails, she doing it. 309 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:44,650 She get what she want, cause she doing it. She always on point, she doing it. 310 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:48,470 car, on house, she doing it. Her credit, aye, she doing it. She can fuck all 311 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:49,470 night, she doing it. 312 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:52,550 She earned a strike, she doing it. She might get on my ones if I tilt her. Why 313 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,490 you say that? I fell in love with the stripper. I did. 314 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:58,470 I'm at V Live. I can't deny it. She bad on me. Right now, right now. She say I 315 00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,289 brought her the plug. 316 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:01,730 What you doing? I worked me a jug down the middle. I asked you. I said I was 317 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,950 straight. Put that on her. Make her reconsider. 318 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:09,950 Yeah. Oh, she got that thing from her mama. She might be the gorilla. She want 319 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:10,950 money. 320 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:35,680 She ain't no runner. Got the track, can't deny. 321 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:40,440 I can't pass. I'm like, I might cuff you, then brag on it. 322 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,840 Lenny's, we had flips, I blew a bag on her. 323 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,180 She rockin' her nails, she doin' it. Her hair in the nails, she doin' it. 324 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,880 She get what she want, cause she doin' it. She always on point, she doin' it. 325 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,680 car, on house, she doin' it. Her credit, I hate, she doin' it. She can fuck all 326 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,120 night, she doin' it. She earn the stripes, she doin' it. 24461