All language subtitles for 50 Central s01e03 Family That Prays Together Stays Together

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been approved by 50 Cent.

Bitch.

And now, shit Kevin Hart can't breathe.

The oxygen mask on a plane.

I'm gonna die!

You secured your own mask.

Assist others, motherfucker.

This has been shit Kevin Hart can't
breathe.

All right, all right.

Okay.

These...

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, he's picking him up. Yeah, he's
picking him up.

He's changing how the game is being
played.

Give it up for my man and yours, 50
Cent.

And you stay in New York City.

Give it up for Chicago's own world
-famous DJ Paris.

Welcome to 50 Centurions. We have
another great show for you.

If you thought I was messing with you
when I said we were going to start shit,

you were wrong.

Kia, Jasmine, who you at?

What's up, Kia?

Yo, we have a great show.

talk to you guys tonight. Keo, tell them
what's going on. Well, first, we got a

brand new music video premiere, so
that's going to be lit.

Yes.

And a little bit of background info
about me and Jazzy. We get along so well

because we grew up in very religious
households. What about you, 50?

Somewhat.

And when you go to church every Sunday,
you somebody's house, maybe Big Mama

house or somebody for Sunday dinner,
right?

But what do you have to do before
anybody can touch a roll on the table?

Say pray.

Pray. Yep.

See, I did all of this for y 'all to
cook this food.

I'm going to say the prayer.

I'll say the prayer, Ma.

Look how baby she's so grown up. Go
ahead, baby. Say your prayer. Thank you,

Lord, for this food.

Bless it. Let's eat. Amen.

Hold on now.

Now, I need you to speak, you know.

Mommy and Daddy's house.

I'm going to leave you a little bit more
than that. What you mean, Daddy?

What I mean is you can't just do no two
-line prayer, sweetie. The prayer was

short so we could eat.

Yeah, like, isn't that the whole point?
The point of the prayer is to make sure

it's prayer in nature.

Y 'all bugging.

No, no, no, baby. Your daddy got a
point. Mm -hmm.

Daddy, you want to bless the food?

Who's going to say the prayer? Who's
going to bless the food?

Daddy, I said, do you want to bless the
food? You, Daddy.

Huh? Do you want to be the one to say
the prayer over the table?

Oh, yeah, I'll do the prayer. Come on.
Everybody clasp hands. Oh, we're going

old school with it, Daddy. All right.

Heavenly Father, we thank you for
bringing us together, and we pray that

bless this food and we enjoy each
other's company.

Yes. We pray that this food nourishes
our bodies, Father God. We also pray

you bless the hands that prepared the
food, Father God.

And in Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

That you bring us together in the future
to spend more time together in health.

Father God, I also pray and I thank you
for giving me a daughter that makes such

a delicious sweet potato pie.

It's fine.

Even though Cheryl says she's allergic
to gluten.

I am gluten -free. You are. Didn't you
tell him? I told him.

You had pizza last week. No, I did not.
She ain't allergic to no gluten. She

just needs some Jesus.

She needs some Jesus in her life. Come
on. And we pray in Jesus' name.

Amen. That the calves cover the spread.

They can't. I can't handle any more
injuries and I'm losing too much money.

because LeBron can't show up at home.

Also his hairline. Yeah.

Yeah. Bless the king's hairline.

We also pray, Father God, that you bless
Michelle and Barack on their vacation,

which they are entitled to do.

Yes, they are, Lord.

But we pray, Father God, when they come
back from vacation, they save and

deliver us from this presidential
predicament.

Lord have mercy and fix it, Jesus.

Can we eat already, please?

Also, Father God, we pray that Duran
gets up out of his mama's basement.

We tried. Talk about it. Oh, once I get
back on my feet, Granddad. Oh, I just

need to find myself a job. Just give me
a little bit. Boy, you got to get up off

the couch before you get on your feet.

I'm making beats, Granddad. He's an
musician.

Yes, I got him a MacBook.

Boy, if you interrupt this prayer one
more time, I'm going to lay the beat

Go boom like an 808. Boom, baby, boom.

You're going to throw that shoe.

You don't want that.

Now, where was I?

Also, we pray for these black men that
they stop becoming victims.

Yes,

Lord. Of the Kardashians, Father God.

And in Jesus' name, we say.

Amen. It's only as good as a woman he
marries, Father God.

Say it again.

A man is only as good as a woman he
marries, Father God. God

bless my relationship with my best
friend. I remember our marriage night

six to seven years ago, and I know she
remembers, too.

Oh, Lord.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and
the Holy Spirit.

Amen.

Let's eat, y 'all.

Treat yourselves. More sweet potato pie
for me.

Hey, don't go nowhere. We just getting
started.

Get the lock right here on 56th.

All right.

Next up is a special segment where I
give up -and -coming artists a platform

showcase their talents.

I'm all right.

Please welcome Tamira White.

Thank you.

What's going on, y 'all?

Now y 'all can see I'm a big girl,
right?

My big girl's that.

We look good when we suck our stomach
in, huh?

Shit, I love being a big girl. I'm not
about to lose weight.

I ain't got to worry about domestic
violence situations.

I mean, I be arguing with my dude. He be
looking at me. I be looking at him. I

be like, we the same size, bro.

It's a fair one right here, you know
what I'm saying?

But it's crazy, though, because I'm
like, uh -uh. When I found out that

girls got cheated on, too, I was like,
why would I lose weight? That doesn't

make no sense.

Like, they're cheating on y 'all.

Like,

I'm not going to be doing crunches for y
'all, and y 'all still cheating?

gonna be sad and hungry i'm not gonna
that's what i'm not gonna be you know

where am i i have a kid who have a kid
anybody have kids here boo like

i wasn't trying to have no kid i was
just trying to you know get some that's

what i was trying to do you feel me like
we be arguing all the time she be

talking a lot of stuff she gonna tell me
you know what mom everybody got a

better life than me i'm like what
everybody got a better life than me too

like you want to break up like

She be getting mad.

Mom, you know what? Now that I'm in high
school, I'm going to need my hair done

every week and my nails done every week.
I was like, really?

Now that you're in high school, you
should wash your neck. That's what

high school do.

It don't matter how much your nails is
popping if your neck is dirty. Boys is

not going to like you.

She always get mad. She's like, you know
what, Mom? Guess what?

You're just bitter because my dad didn't
want you.

I was like, girl, you don't even know
what you're talking about. Your daddy

didn't want you.

Before you got here, if you want to sit
down, I'll show you.

We frequent in Vegas.

No, you didn't go to Disneyland. I went
all the time.

I had to tell her she'd be talking a lot
of smack. Like I said, I would invite

him over, but he's going to walk past
your room, and I don't want to hurt your

feelings.

Get your daddy interested in you. He was
so interested in me.

Oh, my God. I'm tired of social media.

It's whack.

Like, I'm really tired of Facebook.
Like, what's up with Mark Zuckerberg and

these memories?

Like, black folks ain't got memories. We
got the past. Don't be showing me.

Don't be showing me when I was happy.

I'm not happy no more. Don't show me
that. Don't show me him.

Don't show me them. Don't show me none
of that. You're going back too far. It's

crazy. Like, I'm not with it. I'm not
with it.

It's hard dating when you're a big girl.

Y 'all just don't know. Because men
think you got lots of a thing. I'm like,

I just like chili cheese fries with
pastrami on them. That's all.

I don't have low self -esteem, please.
Like, are you serious?

They think you don't know where the gym
at. Like, it's right next to the

pastrami spot.

This is why.

They always think that I have low self
-esteem. I'm like, boo, no.

I think I look like Beyonce when she was
pregnant with Blue. You got me messed

up.

My name is Camille White, and you guys
have been great.

Yes, bitches, I'm here to get your life
all the way together, bitch. So the

first email comes from Keisha from
Indiana.

Oh, girl, I ain't never been to Indiana
before. Is that where Indiana Jones

live? Girl, I don't even like white men
like that. But he fine.

So Keisha said,

Dear Toya, I'm fat.

I want to lose weight. You got any tips?
First of all, ain't nothing wrong with

being big, sexy, and juicy, boo.

But, bitch, you need to stop eating if
you're trying to lose weight. I'm just

playing, girl.

This is what you got to do. Losing
weight is real easy.

Get you a little boyfriend, but get you
a little raggedy, no good dog type of

dude, right? And then he going to get
him a little sad girlfriend because they

always do that. And you see if there's
another bitch on his phone, there's your

motivation right there. When your heart
get broke, you ain't hungry. And bitches

who ain't hungry don't eat.

So then you're going to follow him to
his job if he even got one. And when he

see you, y 'all going to make eye
contact. You're going to tell him.

Then he gonna run. Don't worry about no
treadmill, girl. Just chase after your

ass man.

So you gonna be running down the street,
running, running, running, running.

Chase his ass for about five, seven
minutes. And that's all the cardio that

need. And then, when you see him with
his new bitch, you get the whooping on

ass. Every time you see her, you fight
her. Because why?

Boxing practice.

You don't gotta go to no boxing gym. You
just gotta whoop this bitch ass every

time you see her.

And then he gonna be so mad at you, and
he ain't gonna want to see you no more.

But you still gonna follow his ass,
because it ain't done till what? Till we

stay.

Do that for about two months straight,
but your body gonna be on fleek. When

look good, you're gonna start finding
you a new man. They're gonna be looking

you. They're gonna be like, damn, girl,
you got a man?

And then you're gonna be like, no, I
ain't got no man.

And then they're gonna want your number
and make sure you got some money.

It could be a drug dealer, scam artist.
It don't matter. You just need him to

cut the jet because Red Dew.

All right, y 'all. See y 'all next time.

Tune in to Toya Teacher's hashtag, Toya
Turn Up hashtag, Red Dew hashtag, Black

Girl Magic hashtag.

Stay woke.

Hashtag, I ain't wake up like this.

Hashtag, I kill you.

Toya teaches Suni. Next time, see y 'all
later. Bye.

What's going on, party people? It's your
boy, Vince Swan here. I'm out here in

the streets of Newark.

Now, I know you guys have heard the
iconic show, The Price is Right. But

we're going to play a little game called
The Price is I.

All right?

Play for one time in that one piece.

All right, look, man, look, we're going
to play, listen, don't judge the board

right now, okay? I had a couple of
interns back at the, you know, the

you know, handle this.

But, you know, we're going to make it
work. Like how always black people do.

They give us a pig and test it, we turn
it into chitlins.

I want you to spin this wheel, and
whatever item it lands on, you got to

that correct price, all right?

Cool. All right, spin it for me, man.

Okay, condoms. How much do you think
these condoms cost?

One dollar.

One dollar?

One dollar condom. One dollar condom. Do
yours break?

Nope. Have you had a one dollar condom?
All the time.

Got any kids?

Yep. I bet you do. How many? Eight.

But how many different mama?

Six.

Damn. Six? That's a wrap for me. You
need to wrap it up with some different

condoms. Bamboo earrings.

That's real gold?

Real gold.

24 karat? 24 karat magic in the air.

Uh, 250?

250?

A little bit higher than that.

500.

$500?

Off -brand cereal.

$3.

$3?

This is off -brand, brother.

It's in a box, not a bag, right? It's in
a box, not a bag, but it's off -brand.

I'm going to stick with $3.

You're going to stick with $3? Yeah, why
not?

All right, see, I was testing.

It is $3. You know your off -brand
cereal, brother.

Shea butter.

First question, do you use it?

No, not at all. It shows.

All right, so...

$8. There it is. It's $8. You got it
right. You said it was 24k, man. It is

but this is the price. I ate 24k. You
know what I'm saying? These are I ate

bamboo earrings. You know what I'm
saying? But you got it right, though.

something. Why you ain't in school?

I graduated, my man. When did you
graduate?

I graduated two years ago. I'm 20 years
old. There ain't no damn way you told

me. Where's your mama? I promise you,
you can't find her nowhere around

All right, look, man, I don't want her
coming around that corner beating my ass

knowing that you're on television. You
good.

Mixtape.

Three for ten.

Three for ten. What is with y 'all and
all these three for tens? I never had no

deal on no mixtape like that.

Uh -huh. You don't know the young
hustlers I do. Okay.

I think it's like one for three, two for
five, four for ten or something like

that. But this is a game show, so I'm
going to say it's $5.

I don't know what type of math you were
doing, but you got this shit correct.

Listen, man. You know his shit? Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Listen,
man. Good job playing the game. This is

BET 50 Central. The price is aight.
Aight.

Aight. Aight. Aight.

Nah. Listen,

man. Don't go nowhere, aight? We'll be
right back with more 50 Central. Right

here. Ticket door.

Yeah, that's it for this week's episode
of 50 Centures. Thanks for hanging with

us. And you know we always got the
hottest new music.

Stay tuned for a world premiere of my
stack featuring Fat Joe, Fox the Boom.

All right, all right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We'll be right back.

Box 2 Boom.

2 Boom.

Girl, I want it from the morning to the
noon. Cause that Box 2 Boom.

That Box 2 Boom.

Box 2 Boom.

2 Boom. I try to leave, but they keep on
calling me. I don't know what to do.

That Box 2 Boom.

That Box 2 Boom. Now that we agree, I
put the muscle on.

Every 4 Y's turn Muslim on.

Up 30 mil, put the hustle on.

Triple -double laws went rough to one.

Box two, boom, bet them bags gonna fly.

Head to Dubai, call them out, mile high.

Never sleep with them, always cop two
rooms.

Ask the house business, he said, box
two, boom.

I want to see you, I want to see you, I
want to see you, I want to see you, I

want to see you.

I try to leave, but they keep on calling
me. I don't know what to do.

I'll turn you to a hobby.

It feel good when I rock your body.

She rockin' like a bull, watch yourself.

Sex is a touch she never felt.

And I be so tight when I stroke her.

Set the whole bed so cold.

She turn the bed to a swimmin' pool.

Girl, I love swimmin' in you.

Backstroke her. And when she throw it
back, oh yeah.

She make my top pop like a soda.

I swear she got that go -go.

I try to leave but they keep on calling
me I don't know what to do