Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {2226}{2336}dd [Humming "There's|No Place Like Home"] {2338}{2410}dd [Continues] {2435}{2510}Subtitles by Vania (NuocNga.Net) {2894}{2972}[Hissing. Wolf Whistle] {2974}{3021}Tea time! {3023}{3064}Oh. Good. {3066}{3134}[Rumbling] {3172}{3206}Oh. {3208}{3331}[Gasping]|What under earth? {3334}{3405}Oh! Ooh! {3440}{3490}Oh! Oh. Ooh! {3552}{3624}- Whoa!|- Ooh! [Whimpers] {3656}{3751}- [Loud Clattering]|- Oh, help! {3884}{3928}Ooh! Aah! {4147}{4215}[Grunting] {4247}{4308}- [Motor Rumbling]|- Aaah! {4311}{4383}Aaah! {4524}{4587}Ooh!|[Grunts] {4809}{4850}[Panting]|Oh. {4889}{4934}Oh. {5167}{5234}- Hello. Mole!|- Oh. Hello. Rat. {5237}{5296}Care for a mess about|on the river? {5300}{5379}It's a perfect day for a picnic. {5381}{5441}I hate to bother you. But... {5444}{5502}something terrible is going on. {5504}{5571}Something terrible going on? {5573}{5649}- Hello. Otter.|- Oh. Hello. Ratty. {5653}{5716}Ooh-hoo!|Hello, Ratty! {5720}{5796}- Careful. You rabbits.|- [Bicycle Bell Dings] {5845}{5894}Beautiful day. {5922}{5970}Beautiful day. {5973}{6075}My dear Mole. There's not|the minutest thing terrible going on. {6079}{6178}It's a lovely. Glorious day|for a picnic. Jump in. {6181}{6232}I-It is a lovely day... {6236}{6295}except my home|has been knocked in. {6299}{6365}Who knocked in|your home. Mole? {6369}{6430}That's what I want to|ask Mr. Toad. {6433}{6483}- Toad?|- It was in his meadow. {6486}{6547}You won't get any sense|out ofToad... {6551}{6616}whereas a picnic might|well steady the nerves. {6620}{6696}It wasn't very grand.|But it was my home. {6699}{6792}Well. You... you can come|and live with me. Mole. {6795}{6858}I did love it so. Rat. {6862}{6909}But the hamper's all packed... {6911}{6982}and the sandwiches are cut|and... and... {7044}{7126}- Oh. All right. Come on. I'll take you to Toad Hall.|- Thank you. Rat. {7130}{7220}We can have the picnic there. {7223}{7313}- Oh! Mind the varnish.|- I haven't been in a boat before. {7340}{7385}What? {7388}{7458}You've never been in a... {7459}{7508}Well. Shiver me whiskers. {7568}{7637}- You poor creature.|- Is it as nice as all that? {7640}{7687}It's the only thing. {7699}{7763}My dear young friend.|There is nothing... {7766}{7847}absolutely nothing|half as worth doing... {7850}{7933}as simply messing about|in a boat. {7936}{8015}Simply messing... {8044}{8129}messing about... in boats. {8221}{8323}d There's plenty to do|and lots of time too d {8327}{8414}d Messing about on the river d {8416}{8508}d Wherever you go|you go with the flow d {8511}{8623}d When you're messing about|on the river d {8627}{8708}d Whether you get there|or whether you don't d {8710}{8762}d You think it would matter d {8766}{8816}d I tell you it won't d {8860}{8950}d Lots to be done|and it's all of it fun d {8953}{9030}d When you're messing about|on the river d {9034}{9146}[Low Voice]|d I'm on my way to a sea. Come with me d {9150}{9221}- d I'm on my way to a sea dd|- The river's my whole life. {9224}{9270}I don't want any other. {9272}{9336}What it hasn't got|is not worth having... {9339}{9397}and what it doesn't know|is not worth knowing. {9401}{9453}What's that? {9456}{9538}- [Bird Shrieking]|- [Rat] That? That's the wildwood. {9541}{9649}Uh. We don't go there very often.|We riverbankers. {9652}{9721}Are there|very nice p-people there? {9724}{9797}Well. The. Um...|the squirrels are all right... {9800}{9886}and the. Uh... the rabbits.|Some of them. {9889}{9941}And there's Badger. Of course. {9944}{10024}He lives right in the heart of it.|Dear old Badger. {10027}{10099}But it's not for the likes|of you or me. {10102}{10137}W-Why not? {10140}{10249}There are others...|weasels. Particularly. {10301}{10374}They're all right|in their own way. But they're... {10377}{10455}They're just out for themselves.|They don't give a hoot for anyone else. {10458}{10542}And, uh, beyond the wildwood? {10545}{10610}Beyond the wildwood|comes the wide world. {10612}{10688}That's something that doesn't|concern either you or me. {10691}{10746}Please don't ever|refer to it again. {10801}{10888}Oh. Rat thinks life's one big picnic. {10892}{10950}Wait till we take over the riverbank. {10954}{10999}He won't find it so easy then. {11002}{11052}- Excuse me. Sir.|- Keep still in there. {11056}{11098}Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. {11104}{11170}There's Toad Hall now. {11197}{11250}Finest house on the river. {11254}{11322}Though we never admit|as much to Toad. Of course. {11325}{11383}Hello. {11386}{11443}I see the boating craze is over. {11446}{11513}First it was sailing.|Then he tired of that. {11516}{11603}He took up punting. This year|I've been giving him rowing lessons. {11607}{11694}Come on.|Let's meet Toad. {11870}{11951}[Mosquito Buzzing] {11982}{12050}Oh! Hurrah! Splendid! {12052}{12107}Toad. This is Mole. {12110}{12170}Just going to send for you.|Both of you. {12173}{12234}My young friend's|just lost his home. {12238}{12290}Has he?|What a stroke of luck. {12293}{12358}- No. No. No. It was dreadful.|- You can live with me. {12361}{12407}He's going to live with me. Toad. {12409}{12472}No. I just acquired the latest thing!|Come and see! {12475}{12521}Toad. {12524}{12582}- How's the boating?|- Boating? Oh. Pooh! {12586}{12687}Silly. Boyish amusement.|Gave that up ages ago. {12689}{12762}[Toad Chuckling]|Don't mind them. Bit of a stuffy lot. {12766}{12842}The finest house on the river, what? {12846}{12887}[Snorts]|Yes. {12891}{12967}I was hoping you'd help me|get my home back. {12970}{13016}It was in your meadow.|You see. Toad. {13018}{13093}Pooh! Not my meadow any longer. {13096}{13167}Sold it off.|I needed a spot of ready cash. {13192}{13269}He sold off my hole. {13273}{13335}Now. Iook here. Toad. {13339}{13395}That meadow belonged|to your father. {13398}{13501}Moles have lived there for centuries.|You can'tjust sell it off. {13503}{13575}Behold your new home. Moley! {13609}{13669}- What is it?|- Very heavy. {13698}{13747}It's the latest thing! {13779}{13832}But I don't want|a new home. Ratty. {13835}{13916}The open road!|The dusty highway! {13919}{13977}Heath and hedgerow|and rolling down. {13979}{14049}- Here today.|- Off to somewhere else tomorrow! {14050}{14110}It doesn't bear thinking about. {14156}{14243}- I-It's a caravan.|- Ooh, finest cart ever built. {14243}{14301}Designed it myself. Of course. {14303}{14368}And we can set off after lunch. {14371}{14443}- Oh. Stop there. Toady.|- Travel. Change. Excitement! {14446}{14545}Did I just hear you say "start" and "we"|and "after lunch"? {14548}{14656}Oh. Dear old Ratty. You can't just stick|to your fusty old river all your life. {14659}{14706}I want to show you the world! {14709}{14767}I don't want to see|the world and I'm... {14770}{14841}going to stick to|my fusty old river. {14845}{14914}Moley and I are going for a picnic on it.|Aren't we. Mole? {14917}{15027}- Y-Yes. Once we found out|what happened to my home.|- Oh. Absolutely. {15031}{15083}Then it's all settled.|We set off after lunch. {15388}{15431}I say. Horsey. Faster! {15460}{15518}It's very kind of Mr. Toad.|Of course. But... {15522}{15579}it's not like having my own hole. {15581}{15652}Don't worry.|He'll soon get bored with it. {15687}{15740}[Loud Yawn] {15801}{15903}[Rat] Toad, when you say you|sold off your meadow... {15905}{15962}who did you sell it to? {15963}{16034}Oh. Some weasels. I believe. {16036}{16090}Weasels? Toad! {16092}{16153}Oh. Don't... don't start lecturing me. {16157}{16212}You know perfectly well|the weasels are after Toad Hall. {16214}{16307}- It was only a meadow.|- It was Mole's home. {16310}{16383}- Oh. Pooh! You worry too much.|- [Disgusted Sigh] {16533}{16581}Uh... {16632}{16738}- [Horn Honking]|- Uh... Look out! {16766}{16814}[Horn Honking] {16859}{16908}[Whinnying] {16912}{16970}[Horn Honking Continues] {17139}{17222}- [Honking]|- Scoundrels! {17225}{17284}- What was that?|- [Rat] Road hogs! {17288}{17347}Toad. Come and give us a hand. {17349}{17395}- Boop, boop!|- Toad? {17399}{17461}- Boop. Boop!|- Toady. {17464}{17517}- Are you all right?|- Boop. Boop! {17520}{17578}There. Don't worry.|They've gone. {17580}{17648}We'll go straight down to the police station|and lodge a complaint. {17651}{17771}Complaint? Me. Complain of that|beautiful. Heavenly vision? {17775}{17863}- The cart's not too badly damaged.|- The cart? Oh. Pooh! {17865}{17934}Horrid little cart.|Common cart. {17937}{18006}Canary-colored cart. {18009}{18078}Poetry in motion.|The only way to travel. {18091}{18158}Here today. And next week tomorrow!|Whoo-wee! {18159}{18236}Villages skip.|Towns and cities jump. {18239}{18302}- [Chicken Clucking]|- Whoop! Always someone else's horizon. {18305}{18382}Oh. Bliss! Oh. Pooh. Pooh! {18439}{18502}[Horn Honking] {18506}{18550}- Toad!|- Ooh! {18553}{18594}Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! {18597}{18665}- Ooh! Aah!|- Toad. You idiot! {18667}{18714}- [Rat] Oh, no!|- [Yells] {18784}{18844}Look out! {18848}{18906}[Toad Hooting] {18941}{18987}Whoo! Ho-ho! {18989}{19083}- [Toad Continues Hooting]|- [Horn Honking] {19134}{19202}- Hang on!|- Toad. For goodness sake. Slow down! {19205}{19283}- Whoo! Ha-ha!|- [Mole] That's the wildwood! {19285}{19367}- Hang on!|- Toad. You're driving into the wildwood! {19370}{19417}Yes!|[Hooting] {19550}{19607}Toad. {19609}{19721}[Rat]|Toad. Stop this car at once. I insist! {19723}{19782}- Ratty!|- [Hooting] {19813}{19849}Ooh! {19888}{19975}Hang on. You lads...|Funny. Wonder where they went. {20042}{20098}Oooh. Hmm. {20100}{20140}Oh! {20142}{20233}Oh! No! Ooh! {20235}{20333}- [Loud Crash]|- [Clattering] {20369}{20441}Help!|[Blubbering] {20444}{20529}Help! Help! Please! {20592}{20667}Chief. Toad's crashed another car. {20669}{20714}That's the seventh he's smashed. {20717}{20834}That green head's playing|right into our hands. {20890}{20948}[Bird Shrieking] {21089}{21147}- [Sun] Cheerio!|- Oh. {21190}{21235}Wait... Wait a minute. {21238}{21310}Sorry. Can't stop. {21461}{21506}[Whooshing Noise] {21509}{21589}Well. Well. If it isn't little Mole. {21628}{21687}I'm not afraid of you weasels. {21689}{21741}M-My friends will|be along any moment. {21743}{21804}- [Chuckles]|- Friends? {21808}{21860}- Yes.|- [Chief Weasel] Listen, Mole. {21863}{21944}There is no such thing|in this world as friends. {21947}{22013}Everyone's only out for themselves. {22027}{22099}Take us weasels. {22138}{22207}[Together]|First you see us. {22209}{22263}Then you don't. {22266}{22326}Now you hear us. {22329}{22379}[Quietly]|Now you won't. {22382}{22483}d It's our secret of survival|in a very nasty world d {22512}{22589}d Now you feel us|Now you can't d {22591}{22672}d Are we real|Perhaps we aren't d {22674}{22766}d It's our secret of survival|in a very nasty world d {22768}{22853}d It's our secret of survival|in a very nasty world d {22856}{22914}Is it really such a nasty world? {22918}{22976}Oh. Yes. A very|nasty world. Indeed. {22978}{23044}[Together]|Nastier than you could ever dream of. {23047}{23132}- From up above!|- And from beneath. {23135}{23214}- Eyes! Jaws!|- Claws and teeth. {23217}{23293}d Ready to attack you|You're a snack. You'd better run d {23295}{23394}d Don't come walking in the wildwood|if you haven't got a gun d {23397}{23442}[Cackling] {23445}{23531}d Every creature for survival|has to look out for itself d {23532}{23614}- d Oh. No nannies here d|- d Or grannies here to look after your health d {23616}{23667}d You're in the wildwood d {23670}{23773}d And every child would tell you|that you've got no business to be here d {23852}{23925}d First you see us|Then you don't d {23928}{24010}- d Now you hear us d|- [Quietly] d Now you won't d {24011}{24102}d It's our secret of survival|in a very nasty world d {24105}{24189}d Now you feel us|Now you cant't d {24192}{24256}d Are we real|Perhaps we aren't d {24259}{24338}d It's our secret of survival|It's our secret of survival d {24340}{24462}d It's our secret of survival|in a very nasty world dd {24522}{24568}Listen. Mole. {24571}{24652}You tell your friends|to stop meddling in Toad's affairs. {24654}{24719}Yes. It's our meadow.|And we're going to build a really big... {24722}{24767}Shut up! {24769}{24858}If Toad wants to sell his property to us.|That's his business. {24860}{24945}Right. And when he sells us Toad Hall.|We'll call the shots around here. {24948}{25022}- Why don't you tell him all our plans?|- Well... {25024}{25091}at first we make Toad Hall|a weasel-only area. {25094}{25200}- Then we ban picnics along the whole riverbank.|- Garbage brain! {25296}{25353}It's meant to be a secret! {25356}{25449}Friends?|You're a spineless nobody. Mole. {25453}{25512}Who'd want to be your friend? {25513}{25600}[Rat]|Mole! Where are you, Mole? {25626}{25671}[Bird Shrieking] {25674}{25735}Where are you, Mole? {25738}{25796}There you are. Mole.|Are you all right. Moley? {25798}{25864}I am. Now you're here. Ratty.|But are you all right? {25867}{25919}Oh, I'm fine.|Tuck your scarf in. {25921}{25983}- You don't want to catch your death of cold.|- Yes. {25985}{26081}Hello. That's handy. Right.|Now, we better go and find Toad. {26084}{26131}It's not safe in the wildwoods.|You know. {26134}{26204}- Yes. I...|- It's not safe at all. {26206}{26296}- Pooh. Pooh.|- Come, come. {26299}{26360}- Come, come.|- Who's there? {26362}{26443}- Mr. Toad.|- Waah! It's you! {26445}{26519}What an honor for the wildwood. {26521}{26571}Good lord. How did I get here? {26574}{26684}I understand you need finance|for another motorcar. {26687}{26742}Another motor? Oh. Yes. {26745}{26843}We have a little|business proposition. {26987}{27041}Oh. Ratty. We're not lost. Are we? {27043}{27148}No. No. No. No. No.|It's. Um... It's this way. Old fellow. {27492}{27552}Brace up. Moley. Look! {27623}{27689}It's Badger's place. {27692}{27761}[Bell Rings] {27764}{27833}[Knocking Continues] {27907}{27974}- [Bell Ringing]|- [Knocking Continues] {28027}{28085}[Ringing] {28169}{28241}[Knocking, Ringing Continue] {28276}{28357}[Snoring] {28360}{28405}What... What the devil? {28440}{28501}- Don't worry. He's not that fierce.|- "Fierce"? {28504}{28560}Come on. {28563}{28646}What time is it.|For heaven's sake? {28649}{28755}Knock. Knock. Knock.|I'll give you knock. Knock. Knock. {29118}{29166}[Loud Knocking] {29201}{29273}What is the meaning of this? {29279}{29336}- Um...|- Sorry. Badger. {29338}{29391}- It's me. Ratty.|- It's the middle of winter. {29393}{29470}- And my friend Mole.|- And the middle of the night. By the looks of it. {29472}{29574}Yes. Well. We're lost|in the wildwood. {29576}{29648}Oh, it's you, you say, Ratty. {29651}{29708}Well. Obviously. Badger. {29751}{29821}And. Uh. Mole. {29865}{29917}Y-Y-Yes. Sir. {29920}{29995}- Well. Come in. Come in.|- Thank you. Badger. {30108}{30174}Were the weasels|beastly to you. Moley? {30177}{30303}Mmm. They said they were going to turn|Toad Hall into a weasel-only area. {30306}{30391}- Did they?|- Mm-hmm. And ban picnics on the river. {30393}{30444}Ban picnics? {30446}{30568}Mmm. And they said they were going to build a|big something on the meadow Toad sold them. {30571}{30626}Toad sold his meadow|to the weasels? {30629}{30687}That's why they|knocked in my home. {30690}{30790}Ah. It's all right. Moley.|You can come and live with me. {30792}{30858}He's going to|live with me. Badger. {30942}{31020}It was only a small.|Dingy little place. {31023}{31079}Not like here. Badger... {31082}{31156}or your cozy quarters. Rat... {31190}{31260}or Toad's beautiful hall. {31262}{31349}But it was my own.|My very own little hole. {31352}{31398}That good-for-nothing Toad! {31401}{31464}And now he's crashed|yet another motorcar. {31467}{31536}- How many is that?|- Cars or crashes? {31539}{31585}It's the same thing with Toad. {31617}{31691}- This is the seventh.|- [Knocking] {31694}{31809}- [Bell Ringing]|- This is an outrage. {31901}{32024}- Oh. Ow! Ouch!|- I've had quite enough visitors for one winter. {32027}{32113}I was attacked by weasels.|Hundreds of them. {32116}{32161}Did they sing a dreadful song? {32164}{32265}They wanted me to put up Toad Hall|as collateral against a new motor. {32267}{32318}- Toad. You didn't!|- Of course not. {32320}{32414}- The old place is worth at least six new motors.|- Six motorcars? {32415}{32477}It's time you stopped|this motoring craze. {32480}{32533}It'd cost the earth. Toady. {32535}{32616}- You've squandered the money|your father left you.|- Haven't. There's tons of it. {32618}{32711}Your father was a particular|friend of mine. Toad. {32714}{32792}And I promised him on his deathbed|that I would ensure... {32794}{32867}that you looked after|your inheritance. {32869}{32933}- I was only having a bit of fun. Badger.|- So you're a nincompoop. {32936}{33000}Oh. Thank you. Badger. {33003}{33088}Toad. "nincompoop"|is not a compliment. {33091}{33136}Oh. Isn't it? {33165}{33232}Take off those ridiculous goggles. {33235}{33280}- Shan't.|- Rat. {33283}{33381}[Gasps]|I say. Badger! {33384}{33448}- Now the driving gloves.|- Oh. Not my gloves. {33450}{33546}Oh. No. They're brand new.|Cost a fortune. {33549}{33597}Exactly. {33600}{33713}- [Toad] Ohh!|- Now you will accompany me in there... {33715}{33796}where you're going to hear|a few facts about yourself. {33837}{33909}- [Door Slams]|- [Badger] Pull yourself together! {33912}{33988}- [Toad Whimpering]|- You're light-minded,|incompetent, irresponsible... {33990}{34048}impractical with your property! {34051}{34110}[Yelling Continues, Faint] {34161}{34219}Goodness only knows|what your father would have said! {34222}{34310}- [Toad Crying]|- Don't give me "boo-hoo-hoo"! {34313}{34372}It's no good|"boo-hoo-hoo"now! {34375}{34446}You should have thought of that|in the first place... {34448}{34534}before you started squandering the money|your father left you! {34536}{34582}[Clock Bell Dinging] {34584}{34635}[Door Opening] {34803}{34873}My friends.|I'm pleased to inform you... {34875}{34968}that Toad has something important|to say to you both. {34970}{35027}Sit down. Toad. {35178}{35224}Right. Toad. {35287}{35369}Begin with the "how-sorry-l-am" bit. {35410}{35485}"Oh. How sorry I am that|I have been so foolish." {35488}{35537}B-But I'm not sorry. {35540}{35639}It wasn't foolish.|It was simply glorious. {35640}{35710}But didn't you just|tell me in there... {35712}{35783}Oh. Yes. Yes. In there.|I'd have said anything in there. {35785}{35843}You backsliding wretch. {35846}{35915}Oh. Dear Badger.|You're so eloquent. {35917}{35975}You can make me say|whatever you like in there. {35978}{36027}But I've been thinking|it over out here... {36030}{36095}and I find that out here|I'm not the least bit sorry. {36098}{36154}So it's no earthly good|saying I am. Now. Is it? {36157}{36235}So you don't promise never|to touch another motorcar again? {36238}{36327}On the contrary.|I promise the very next motorcar I see... {36330}{36386}Pooh. Pooh! {36388}{36430}Pooh. Pooh! Off I go in it! {36452}{36497}Ooh! Ooh! {36500}{36548}Very well. Gentlemen. It's plan "B." {36625}{36671}Plan "B"? {36674}{36744}Yes. Ratty. Plan "B." {36746}{36840}- Hey. Badger!|- Behave like a nincompoop... {36843}{36913}you'll be treated|like a nincompoop! {36915}{37006}[Toad]|Oh! Oh! Ooh! Hey! {37046}{37136}[Toad] Where are you taking me?|This is no way to treat a Toad. {37138}{37214}- I've never been treated so atrociously.|- Shut up. Toad. {37215}{37262}How much further is it. Badger? {37263}{37339}This tunnel will take us|right to Toad Hall. {37342}{37400}We're under his meadow now. {37403}{37470}How under earth did you find|the time to do all this. Badger? {37473}{37519}Oh. I didn't. {37521}{37629}Long. Long ago. There|was a city of humans right here. {37632}{37688}They thought their city|would endure forever... {37691}{37744}but humans can't|let things rest. {37746}{37820}Greed. You see...|that's their undoing. {37823}{37917}But we remain.|There were badgers here before... {37920}{37969}- and there'll be badgers here still.|- [Metal Clanking] {38572}{38634}[Weakly]|Tea time. {38637}{38682}Shh. {38832}{38897}We'll teach those weasels. Moley. {39079}{39139}[Toad]|Come on, you chaps. Just let me out. {39141}{39222}You know you can trust me. {39225}{39316}Please! Please, let me out.|[Weeping] {39368}{39442}Ooh! Let me out!|Let me out! Ooh! {39445}{39536}- What's going on? I shall write my solicitor!|- Shut up. Toad! {39538}{39608}- You want the servants to hear?|- Is this Toad Hall? {39610}{39675}- Shh!|- I'll be the laughingstock of the kitchen. {39677}{39748}- Then shut up!|- [Both Grunting] {39750}{39820}- I'm sorry. Sir. I just don't know.|- [Sighs] {39822}{39912}- Oh. Good day. I am looking for Mr. Toad.|- He's not here. {40039}{40084}Ouch! {40087}{40179}I have six new motorcars for him. {40182}{40230}- Toad!|- You reprobate. {40233}{40279}My new motors!|Oh, are they brand new? {40281}{40331}Oh, I must see them! Let me out! {40334}{40416}- Mr. Toad will not be requiring|any new motorcars. Thank you.|- Yes, I do! {40417}{40479}- I love them! Let me out!|- H-He's not well. {40482}{40549}Ooh, I can see them!|Oh, they're wonders! {40551}{40642}- Hurrah!|- He's suffering from a mania|brought about by motorcars. {40645}{40695}It's not a mania.|I love motorcars. {40698}{40788}As his physician. I have ordered|he be taken and locked in his room... {40791}{40841}until this mania|has run its course. {40844}{40926}- Those cars are my life,|my soul, my raison d'etre!|- Shh! {40928}{41009}Mr. Toad owes me money. {41012}{41064}[Chuckling] {41067}{41113}I love motorcars! Please! {41116}{41169}- Let me out!|- Can I make a proposition? {41172}{41252}- We're always open to a deal.|- How's this then? {41254}{41360}If you remove these|machines forthwith... {41362}{41447}I promise not to insert|one part of them... {41450}{41538}into any portion of your anatomy. {41540}{41586}Right. {41588}{41635}Fair enough. {41638}{41708}It's a pleasure|doing business with you. {41866}{41920}Let me out! {41922}{41989}Oh. Dear! Stop them!|Stop them. Somebody! {41992}{42056}Oh. They're driving off. {42058}{42138}My lovely motors!|[Crying] {42141}{42256}All brand-new and shiny. {42259}{42324}[Crying Continues] {42438}{42555}So. Badger thinks he can cure Toad|of motorcars. Does he? {42558}{42617}- We don't want him to do that. Chief.|- I know. {42619}{42679}- We want him to spend every last penny he's got.|- I know. {42682}{42756}- So he has to give us Toad Hall.|- What are you telling me for? {42757}{42806}Well. Uh... {42809}{42854}- Cheese brain.|- Thank you. Sir. {42857}{42879}- [Squeals]|- [Clears Throat] {42888}{42909}- [Squeals]|- [Clears Throat] {42912}{42992}Chief. I'll make sure|Toad doesn't forget about motorcars. {42994}{43055}- Yes. We have a plan.|- I have a plan. {43058}{43104}- We both thought of it.|- No. You didn't. {43106}{43152}Just do it! {43254}{43311}[Car Horn Honking] {43391}{43492}- Oh. Iook. Frank. One of those!|- Oh. What fun! {43540}{43597}[Horn Honking] {43883}{43972}- That was fun. Frank.|- Yes. Ripping. {43974}{44057}[Toad]|Pooh, pooh. Pooh, pooh. {44060}{44156}Get out of the way. Officer!|Oh. Nincompoop! {44158}{44203}[Tires Screeching] {44238}{44280}Ooh! Ow! {44313}{44389}Seems to be a lot|of traffic today. Toad. {44392}{44455}Third crash this morning. {44497}{44543}Come on.|[Grunts] {44545}{44611}Toady. I wish you'd get better. {44614}{44663}You know. It's been months now. {44665}{44775}[Groans]|Perhaps if l... Oh. But. No. I mustn't ask. {44778}{44857}- What?|- I was just thinking I might improve... {44859}{44909}with a little fresh air. {44911}{44972}Oh. No. No. No.|I can't let you out of this room. {44974}{45020}You're quite right. Ratty. {45022}{45110}Although I was only thinking|of a little stroll... {45113}{45150}along the river. {45181}{45298}The river.|Oh. It's so beautiful in the snow. {45301}{45364}- [Water Running]|- But you're quite right. {45367}{45427}I should stay here safe indoors. {45429}{45527}Besides. You can't have a picnic|in the middle of winter. {45530}{45643}Oh. But you can. Everybody thinks you can't.|But you can have a picnic anytime. {45645}{45730}In fact, winter picnics|are my speciality. {45733}{45816}All you need|is a hot thermos. A warm rug. {45819}{45903}I know the most perfect|little hollow where you can get all snug... {45905}{45951}and watch the snow. {45954}{46015}- I mean. If anything could take my mind off...|- Quite. Quite. {46017}{46091}A picnic on the river certainly|would do it. A winter picnic too. {46094}{46167}There's a picnic hamper|in the cellar all ready. {46170}{46219}N-No. No. Toad. I can't. {46221}{46335}- It might be the very cure.|- Well. Of course. A picnic|on the river cures anything. {46338}{46435}Oh. Toady. If you|promise me faithfully to behave. {46437}{46483}Oh. You know me. Ratty. {46485}{46542}A picnic on the river! {46544}{46591}- Why didn't we think of it before?|- You'll have to go... {46594}{46645}right down to the cellar|to get the hamper. {46648}{46715}Look. Um. Toady... {46717}{46775}best not mention anything|about this to Badger. {46778}{46861}Oh-ho-ho. Wouldn't dream of it.|Old fellow. {46863}{46908}Right. {47307}{47356}d Oh. The clever men at Oxford d {47358}{47404}d Know all there is to be known d {47407}{47464}d But then none of them know|what half as much d {47467}{47522}d As clever old Mr. Toad d {47619}{47670}d Now the world has|hailed great heroes d {47673}{47721}d As history books have shown d {47723}{47776}d But never a name|to go down to fame d {47778}{47827}d Compared with that ofToad d {47937}{47985}d The army all saluted d {47987}{48040}d As they marched along the road d {48043}{48087}d Was it the king or the president d {48090}{48161}d No. It was Mr... dd|Hello. {48206}{48272}Hmm. Hmm. {48416}{48473}[Dog Barking] {48551}{48609}[Horn Honking] {48826}{48895}- Bother!|- What rotten luck. {48898}{48965}Oh. Well. Might as well|have a spot of lunch. {49018}{49077}Ah. Landlord... {49079}{49139}table in your snug.|If you'd be so kind. {49142}{49200}- Certainly. Sir.|- Thank you. {49202}{49247}Darling. {49404}{49473}Oh. Oh. My. Oh. My. {49476}{49538}Oh. I wonder. {49540}{49626}I wonder if they'd... sell it. {49628}{49702}Of course. I'd...|I'd have to test it first... {49705}{49829}- just to be certain I really liked it.|- [Engine Starts] {49831}{49921}Oh-ho! Oh-ho!|Pooh. Pooh! Look out! {49924}{49994}- [Horn Honks]|- It's Toad on the road! {49996}{50091}Oh-ho! [Laughing]|Look out. Everybody! {50094}{50179}Whoa, look at Toady!|Whoo... Brakes! {50182}{50237}- [Tires Screech]|- [Loud Crash] {50240}{50298}[Clattering] {50300}{50359}[Steam Hissing] {50482}{50547}The full penalty of the law|is hardly sufficient... {50549}{50650}for the heinous. Callous.|Unmitigatedly evil crime... {50652}{50724}perpetrated by the sniveling wretch... {50726}{50806}we now see cowering|before us in the dock. {50809}{50887}Hear! Hear! Hear! {50889}{50945}Thank you. Thank you. {50947}{50993}I rest my case. {50995}{51088}I understood that you were|counsel for the defense. {51090}{51198}Indeed. I am. Milord.|But his crime is so blackguardly... {51201}{51271}that this is. In fact.|The best defense that can be offered. {51274}{51336}I see. Counsel for the prosecution... {51339}{51389}do you wish to add to what counsel for|the defense has said? {51392}{51506}No. Milord. I would just like to wag|my finger at the accused a few times. {51506}{51553}Certainly. Certainly. {51621}{51666}Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. {51669}{51718}[Murmuring] {51762}{51809}Are there any witnesses|for the defense? {51811}{51904}Witnesses. Milord? How can there be?|It is an open-and-shut case. {51906}{51985}- He even insulted an officer of the law.|- He called me a nincompoop. {52032}{52118}I demand the severest|sentence that milord can cook up. {52119}{52219}- [Weasels] Hear! Hear!|- It's not much of a defense. Is it? {52222}{52309}Not much. Milord. No. But the best|that can be done in the circumstances. {52311}{52428}See the very word guilty|indelibly imprinted upon his brow! {52429}{52503}[Weasels Yelling] {52505}{52600}- Couldn't the prosecution say something else?|- Silence! {52602}{52682}Milord. I should like to speak on behalf|of the defendant. {52684}{52753}- No. Sit down! Sit down!|- Do you really want to? {52756}{52824}- Oh. Very well.|- Thank you. Milord. {52827}{52942}The gentleman you see before you|has not been in his right mind... {52945}{52984}- for some time.|- Have. {52987}{53046}- Shut up. Toad!|- Uh. Silence in court. {53049}{53148}He's suffering from a dementia.|That's a form of madness. {53151}{53241}- It's not madness.|- Brought about by motorcars. {53243}{53288}Motors are what|make life worth living. {53291}{53378}The speed, the thrill.|I'll never give it up. {53380}{53436}It's simply... glorious! {53438}{53492}Guilty! Guilty! {53527}{53601}That's it. That's it. {53604}{53704}I am never going to try to help|that worthless animal again! {53707}{53752}I've heard enough. {53755}{53841}Before I pass sentence upon the prisoner.|Would the jury care to find him guilty? {53844}{53907}- [Murmuring]|- I object! {53910}{53955}One of those rabbits is a weasel. {53958}{54012}No. I'm not. I'm a rabbit. {54053}{54141}- Look. He's never a rabbit.|- Is he a rabbit? {54180}{54287}- Say I'm a rabbit.|- [All] Yes. He's a rabbit. {54290}{54358}Oh. Very well.|How do you find the accused? {54360}{54397}Guilty! {54400}{54463}I am asking the jury! {54465}{54511}Well? {54513}{54583}- Say guilty.|- [All] Guilty. {54586}{54630}- Guilty.|- Guilty. {54675}{54770}Prisoner at the bar.|It is the sentence of this court... {54773}{54867}that you be taken hence to a place|of lawful execution. There to be hanged... {54870}{54949}- What?|- You can't hang him. Milord. {54952}{54997}Oh. Oh. Well. {55000}{55087}In that case. I sentence you|to as long in jail as I possibly can. {55089}{55171}Say, 12 months for theft... {55174}{55227}three years for dangerous driving... {55230}{55306}and 15 years for cheeking|a police officer. {55309}{55382}- He called me a nincompoop.|- So you've told us before. {55385}{55427}Nincompoop? Me? Ha. {55430}{55503}So 18. uh. 19.|Let's round it up to 20. {55506}{55612}Twenty years in the rankest jail|that His Majesty can provide. {55614}{55690}[Cheering] {55692}{55740}Has the prisoner anything to say? {55743}{55802}Yes! Nincompoop! {55805}{55850}What? {55853}{55908}You're all nincompoops! {55910}{55979}- Toad!|- What did I tell you? {55981}{56079}I increase the sentence to 25 years. {56082}{56130}What do you know|about life. About freedom? {56132}{56236}- You're all miserable. One-eyed nincompoops!|- Thirty years! {56238}{56315}- What right have you got to judge me?|- Take him down. No. Wait. {56318}{56407}- I'm Toad.|- Forty years! {56410}{56516}The handsome Toad!|The unstoppable Toad! {56519}{56566}d The world has hailed great heroes d {56569}{56623}d As history books have shown d {56626}{56713}d But never a name to go down to fame|compared with that ofToad d {56715}{56789}- Fifty years!|- d The army all saluted d {56792}{56898}d As they marched along the road|Oh. Was it the king or the president d {56901}{56949}d No. It was Mr. Toad d {56952}{57015}d The judge was apoplectic d {57018}{57081}- d He thought he might explode d|- Sixty! {57083}{57132}d He'd never been faced|with a prisoner as bold and brave d {57134}{57201}- d As Mr. Toad d|- [Judge] Seventy! {57203}{57289}- d The police could never catch him d|- d He was so nimble-toed d {57292}{57348}d He escaped from their clutches|where none has as much as d {57351}{57401}d The amazing Mr. Toad d {57404}{57471}- Eighty!|- d The officers couldn't believe it d {57473}{57515}- d They ooh'd and ah'd and oh'd d|- Oh! Ah! Ohh! {57518}{57584}dAs high up above them|he flew like a bird d {57586}{57671}d The incredible Mr. Toad dd|Ooh. {57674}{57744}- Ninety!|- [Weasels] One hundred! {57747}{57816}Done! One hundred years! {57818}{57864}Take him away! {57866}{57912}No! Have mercy! {57914}{58019}Do not incarcerate me|in the dark. Noisome dungeon! {58022}{58129}Oh. No! Do not immure me|from the precious light of the sun! {58132}{58239}I'll reform!|Oh. Dear! Dear me! {58248}{58305}[Thunderclaps] {58766}{58831}[Rat]|It's all my fault. Mole. {58834}{58940}If only I hadn't left Toad alone.|All for a picnic. {58942}{58999}There must be something|we could do. {59002}{59101}The minute we leave Toad Hall empty.|The weasels will be in here like... {59128}{59173}weasels. {59176}{59258}- [Thunderclaps Continue]|- Ratty. {59261}{59342}I-I don't know.|Couldn't we spring Toad from jail? {59345}{59447}Well. How? He's in the strongest prison|in the land. {59449}{59536}I-I may not be very b-brave. But... {59564}{59609}I could dig a tunnel. {59612}{59664}- [Clattering Sound]|- Moley! {59667}{59750}- What was that?|- Just my whiskers. {59752}{59793}No. I-I heard something. {59795}{59868}We had best stay here|and guard Toad Hall. {59871}{59969}After all. With good behavior.|Toad could be out in... {59972}{60017}seventy years. {60054}{60109}Look out! {60112}{60176}[All Yelling] {60570}{60625}You're trespassing. {60627}{60684}This is a weasel-only area. {60687}{60774}And that means nobody's allowed here|except weasels. {60776}{60833}- What else could it mean?|- Just making sure they got the point. {60835}{60881}[Angry Growling] {60993}{61040}[Grunts] {61074}{61140}All unloaded. Chief. {61142}{61188}You idiot! {61261}{61320}Those are meant|to be unloaded here... {61323}{61398}and the bones|are to go over to the factory. {61401}{61462}Sorry. Chief.|I'll change 'em over. {61503}{61548}After dinner. {61818}{61873}What do you think|they're after. Ratty? {61876}{61943}Whatever it is.|Let's give 'em a hand. {62009}{62071}Uh. Why are you|doing that. Rat? {62111}{62219}If in doubt. Mole. It's often best|to help keep the weasels confused... {62221}{62311}stay one step ahead of their game.|Whatever it is. {62722}{62797}Wise old Badger. Sensible Rat. {62800}{62856}I should have listened to you. {62858}{62956}Oh. This is the end. Toad.|[Weeping] {62958}{63009}Buck up. Toad. {63012}{63072}I brought you some bubble and squeak|for breakfast. {63074}{63173}- Oh. Wretched and unhappy...|Did you say bubble and squeak?|- Mm-hmm. {63175}{63299}- Made it myself.|- Oh. What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh? {63302}{63406}- Oh. I'll take it away then.|- You don't want to waste it. {63409}{63516}[Moans]|I shall never see Toad Hall again. {63518}{63589}Toad Hall? That's the place|they're gonna knock down. Isn't it? {63591}{63676}I didn't quite catch that.|I thought you said "knock it down." {63678}{63738}That's right. The new owners|have decided to knock it down. {63741}{63801}New owners?|What are you talking about. Girl? {63803}{63880}The old place is mine.|Been in the family for years. {63960}{64075}"Toad Hall. The ancestral residence|of the now disgraced Toad family... {64078}{64151}is due for demolition|tomorrow morning." {64190}{64297}"Weasels. Who say they took|the property over from Mr. Toad... {64299}{64381}"when he defaulted on repayment|of six new motorcars... {64384}{64476}say it will be reduced|to rubble in 15 seconds." {64476}{64565}- They're gonna blow it up.|- Blow up Toad Hall? {64568}{64618}It's wonderful what|they can do now. Isn't it? {64621}{64709}My father's house.|My sacred trust... {64712}{64774}blown to smithereens. {64776}{64827}And it's all my fault. {64830}{64901}Well. Toad. You'd better stop them. {64904}{64992}Talk sense. Girl.|What could I do. Incarcerated here? {64995}{65055}Unhappy Toad. {65058}{65103}Oh. Toad. {65140}{65206}I can't help feeling sorry for you. {65208}{65302}- In fact. Truth to tell. I'm really quite fond of you.|- Yes. It's true. {65304}{65357}Ladies find me irresistible. {65360}{65401}Ouch. {65405}{65496}- My aunt's a tea lady.|- That's nothing to brag about. {65499}{65574}She's very poor and you're very rich.|Or so you keep telling me. {65578}{65638}Oh. Yes. I have|absolutely pots of money. {65677}{65722}Well. Then. {65895}{65963}- Mole!|- Oh! Oh. Rat. {65966}{66042}W-We're nearly there.|I could hear Toad's voice right above me. {66046}{66090}Well done. Mole. {66258}{66308}- Well. Come on then.|- Oh. Ratty. {66311}{66358}This was your idea. Mole. {66361}{66480}- Y-Yes. But...|- We can'tjust leave Toad|in there, twiddling his thumbs... {66483}{66543}while the weasels|blow up Toad Hall. {66627}{66685}You don't expect me|to dress up like that! {66687}{66753}Oh? Then you can sit here.|Twiddling your thumbs... {66757}{66814}while the weasels|blow up Toad Hall. {66817}{66877}Oh. No. No. No. No. {66917}{66965}Here's your five guineas. {66969}{67028}Right. Get that off. {67032}{67116}Careful with that. It's got|all me money in it. What's left of it. {67218}{67278}Oh. {67308}{67382}Oh. Ratty. There are|two women with him. {67410}{67470}Two women?|What are they doing? {67473}{67534}Taking his clothes off. {67538}{67583}What? {67631}{67682}[Woman Grunts] {67748}{67845}Now they're dressing him up|in women's clothing. {67848}{67909}Perhaps it's some sort of torture. {67977}{68023}There. The spitting image. {68025}{68094}- I don't look like that.|- It's me that doesn't look like that. {68096}{68191}Shut up. Now. You tie Auntie up|while I make sure the coast is clear. {68219}{68290}If I thought I looked that ugly... {68293}{68355}I would be more than happy|to stay in jail. {68402}{68484}- And don't forget to gag her.|- Nothing would give me greater pleasure. {68488}{68571}Aah! I mean talk about|the back of a bus. {68574}{68634}I'm surprised people don't|catch you to Trafalgar Square. {68637}{68686}Silence. Old hag. {68689}{68786}Your cries are of no avail|against a desperate Toad! Ha-ha! {68828}{68890}- Psst! Toad!|- Who's that? {68893}{68963}- It's me.|- Ratty. What on earth are you doing there? {68966}{69008}Rescuing you. Come on. {69012}{69067}Oh. Don't need rescuing. Old chap. {69070}{69122}Got a clever plan|all worked out meself. {69124}{69221}But. Toady. All you've gotta do|is follow me. Mole's built this tunnel. {69224}{69303}No. A tunnel is no way for an animal|of my mettle to escape. {69340}{69403}Us Toads do things|with a bit more dash. {69407}{69480}A bit more zing. {69484}{69537}Toad! {69541}{69586}- Yes?|- Good luck. Toad. {69589}{69638}Oh. Right! Thanks a lot. {69704}{69762}[Muffled Yelling] {70388}{70450}- Ha!|- [Gasps] {70454}{70512}If it isn't my sweetheart. {70514}{70566}Would you like a cup of tea? {70570}{70615}- Where's my kiss?|- Kiss? {70618}{70701}- I'll give you a thump.|- But you always give me a kiss. {70705}{70793}- You must be mad.|- You're not quite yourself today. Are you. Granny? {70795}{70871}[Laughs] On the contrary.|I'm more myself than usual today. {70875}{70927}- How's that?|- Because when I'm really myself... {70930}{71010}- Yes?|- I give cheeky guards something special. {71013}{71095}- And what is that?|- My warmest regards. {71098}{71152}- [Steam Hissing]|- Aaah! {71155}{71223}Oh. Cripes! Ooh! {71728}{71816}Stop! Escaped... prisoner!|Stop! {71890}{71989}[Blubbering] {71992}{72060}- Up there!|- Up there? Stop! Stop! {72100}{72146}[All Shouting] {72293}{72345}[Guards Yelling Ferociously] {72556}{72607}Stop right there!|[Laughing] {72611}{72666}You can't escape. {72668}{72732}Oh! Nincompoops! {72823}{72872}Ah. That is gross. {72875}{72932}Disgusting. Ugh! {73032}{73090}- Oh. Hello. You fellows.|- [Alarm Blaring] {73144}{73184}Come on! {73187}{73250}[Alarm Continues] {73293}{73339}[Rat] Why on earth did you insist|on escaping on your own? {73342}{73395}You don't think I'd stay there|twiddling my thumbs... {73398}{73463}while the weasels blow up|Toad Hall. Do you? {73467}{73512}No. No. Of course not. {73515}{73597}[Train Whistle Blowing] {73649}{73735}Three to Toad-in-the-World. First class. {73738}{73805}First class is five|and nine pence each. Granny. {73808}{73854}Five and nine pence? {73856}{73902}Oh-ho. That's nothing to me.|I can assure you. {73904}{73971}I've got it right here... in my... {73974}{74019}pocket. {74022}{74071}Do get a move on. Madam. {74075}{74178}Look here. My man. Give me the tickets|now and I'll send the money on tomorrow. {74181}{74251}- Next. Please.|- This is an emergency! {74254}{74312}Excuse me. Madam. {74315}{74404}- Look out!|- Ah! The hounds of the law! {74407}{74445}Save me. Ratty! {74591}{74679}[Excited Chattering] {74878}{74943}- I can't go in there.|- [Scoffs] {74946}{75027}- Look around! This way!|- [Gasping] {75097}{75176}- [Train Whistle Blowing]|- [Groaning] {75178}{75238}What are we|going to do. Ratty? {75242}{75327}I'll never see Toad Hall again|except in a heap of rubble. {75331}{75429}[Blows Nose]|Oh. Oh. Oh! {75433}{75506}Oh. Oh. Oh! {75510}{75596}I'm so sorry. Madam.|I didn't see you there. {75600}{75697}I'm a poor old tea lady|who's lost all her money. {75700}{75783}Unless I get back tonight.|I'll lose my home as well. {75785}{75859}- [Conductor] Oh, that's terrible.|- [Sobbing] {75863}{75964}A wicked landowner's blowing it up.|[Sobbing] {75967}{76002}Aw! I'll let you and your children|ride in my cab. {76073}{76143}- Children?|- Ride in your cab? {76146}{76210}Oh. Rather! Oh-ho! {76213}{76271}- It's strictly against regulation. But...|- [Train Whistle Toots] {76274}{76362}- What... Hey. Hey! Hang on!|- No room for you. Cod face! {76365}{76419}- Cod face?|- Toad! {76422}{76515}- Toad?|- Oh. Yipes! How does this thing work? {76518}{76582}Don't touch anything. Wait! {76825}{76900}Ho-ho. Faster. Faster!|Make it go faster! {76903}{76981}- Toad. You're supposed to be our mother.|- Oh. Phooey. {77030}{77075}Hey! {77115}{77186}Why is that man waving at us? {77225}{77297}Stop this train! {77300}{77382}- Crikey. They're on the train.|- Who's on the train? {77384}{77446}Stop this train! {77450}{77520}Hmm. I'd better see what they want. {77523}{77628}No. Don't stop the train. Good.|Kindhearted Mr. Engine driver. {77630}{77703}You'd better tell me|what's goin' on. {77707}{77803}Alas. I'm not the simple|tea lady I appear to be. {77807}{77860}And we are certainly|not his children. {77862}{77998}I am a Toad. The well-known and popular|Mr. Toad. A landed proprietor. {78001}{78088}- And who are they?|- My evil. Haughty tormenters... {78091}{78183}who wish to drag me back|to their loathsome dungeon. {78185}{78232}Ajailbird. Eh? {78234}{78306}All I did was|borrow a motorcar. {78310}{78392}- I don't hold with motorcars.|- Neither do I. {78427}{78506}- [Gunshot]|- What's that? {78565}{78626}They've no respect for|public transport. That lot. {78629}{78687}All they care about is motorcars. {78690}{78746}Well. Nobody shoots at my engine! {78748}{78806}Hey. Stop that! {78808}{78869}Stop this train! {78873}{78927}- [Gunshot]|- [Clang] {78929}{79002}Oh! That paint was brand new! {79033}{79105}I'll show them. {79109}{79204}I'll teach you to shoot at my train! {79208}{79259}Ow! {79262}{79308}- Ooh!|- Ow!|- Oh! {79361}{79416}- Motorists!|- Oh! {79419}{79509}- [Conductor] Headlight flashers!|- Look out! {79511}{79593}I'll show you road lovers... {79596}{79697}Hey! Hey! Hey!|You bring back my train. You! {79700}{79747}We've lost the driver. {79750}{79864}Yippie! Hoo-hoo-hoo!|I found it. I found it! {79866}{79929}- What. The brake?|- No. The accelerator. {79932}{80003}- Yah! [Whooping]|- Toad. No! {80097}{80167}Leave it to me. I'll get 'em. {80261}{80319}Ow! {80322}{80390}- Ooh!|- Keep me covered. Moley. {80392}{80465}I can't throw for toffee. {80468}{80526}Just throw it. {80528}{80587}- Eighty miles an hour!|- [Whistle Toots] {80696}{80732}- Ow!|- Sorry! {80736}{80841}Eighty-four miles an hour. Eighty-five!|I wonder if it'll go a hundred! {80966}{81059}- Look out!|- Drop that or I'll shoot. {81062}{81148}- I wonder what that does.|- I have given you the official warnin'! {81151}{81218}- [Screaming]|- [Screaming] {81221}{81291}- It's the brake.|- Toad! {81369}{81427}- Mole. Come and give me a hand.|- I can't! {81429}{81492}Yes. You can. Mole. {81555}{81635}Come on! {81637}{81745}Ninety-one, ninety-two.|Why won't it go any faster? {81878}{81951}- [Screaming]|- [Screaming] {81954}{82033}Oh. Crikey. Uh...|Wh-What should I do now? {82036}{82081}Uh. Ratty... {82112}{82177}- Uh... Uh... Oh! Uh...|- Hang on. Mole. {82180}{82243}Uh... Help! {82245}{82301}[Groaning] {82303}{82355}Oh-ho! Uh. Uh! {82454}{82500}Now! {82502}{82568}[Toad]|Ninety-five, ninety-six! {82570}{82648}It is going faster! Hooray! {82651}{82724}Oh. Come on. Come on!|Hee-hee! {82759}{82817}I'm so sorry. Ratty. {82820}{82867}You did your best. Moley. {82871}{82960}[Toad]|Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! {82963}{83008}I always mess things up. {83011}{83094}All right, you two, hands up. {83154}{83200}[Thud, Crash] {83380}{83432}[Toad]|One hundred and twenty miles an hour! {83435}{83529}Hooray! This is fantastic. Ratty! {83533}{83626}Ratty? Ratty?|Ratty. Where are you? {83630}{83690}Ratty? Oh! Oh! {83728}{83804}[Loud Crash] {84138}{84191}Pooh. Pooh. {84193}{84239}Pooh. Pooh. {84317}{84378}d Oh. Nobody knew|how to catch him d {84381}{84433}d So clever and nimble-toed d {84436}{84485}d They couldn't snitch or snatch him d {84488}{84544}d That elusive Mr. Toad dd {84740}{84822}Right. We'd better go|and find Badger. {84825}{84842}That way... {84842}{84871}That way... {84873}{84929}Moley? Mole. {84932}{84991}Mole! {85022}{85088}Moley. {85091}{85143}I'm not brave like you. Ratty... {85146}{85207}or strong and fierce like Badger. {85210}{85266}You are very brave. Moley. {85298}{85354}I'm just a spineless nobody. {85356}{85420}- You don't want someone like me as a friend.|- Moley. {85422}{85489}I'm going home. Ratty. I'm sorry. {85519}{85565}Moley! {85741}{85814}Oh! Ouch! Bother. {85864}{85910}Oooh! {85954}{86048}- Going home. Are we. Toad?|- Yes. {86050}{86127}Better hurry.|I'll be setting soon. {86130}{86188}How far is it to Toad Hall? {86190}{86264}Oh. A long way yet. {86267}{86312}[Groaning] {86315}{86386}Yes. I can see everything|from up here. {86388}{86502}That's the great thing about being... the sun.|[Chuckling] {86561}{86628}Can you see what|those weasels are up to? {86631}{86735}They're putting the dynamite|into Toad Hall. {86738}{86793}Dynamite. {86794}{86894}Ohh. I'm beginning to set. {86897}{86996}[Sobbing]|All is lost. Wretched Toad. {86999}{87051}Shouldn't have gone around|stealing motorcars. {87054}{87091}- Didn't.|- Did. {87093}{87197}- Didn't!|- I saw it all! Did. {87199}{87273}- Oh. Go away!|- Not until it's time. {87275}{87315}[Car Horn Honking] {87360}{87443}Ha-ha! Toad's luck holds again. {87445}{87518}I'll spin up one|of my highly sophisticated yarns. {87546}{87593}[Honking] {87725}{87835}- [Honking Continues]|- [Brakes Squealing] {87838}{87891}[Groans]|Help. {87893}{87977}I'm a poor old tea lady who can't... {87980}{88027}Oh. Yipes! It's you lot. {88029}{88087}Toad. What are you|doing out of jail? {88089}{88160}Hmph! I escaped by great daring|and cleverness. {88163}{88230}And I demand you hand back|Toad Hall immediately. {88232}{88322}- Of course. It's all yours.|- Oh. {88323}{88406}We were just looking after it for you.|Toady. While you were in jail. {88408}{88454}- Oh. Thanks.|- Toad? {88456}{88513}- Yes?|- Why are you dressed like this? {88515}{88590}Oh. Master of disguise.|Fooled everyone. {88593}{88646}You're a clever one|and no mistake, Toad. {88648}{88703}Yes. Drove a train. Just like that. {88705}{88813}Did you? Well. We've got a new motor|we'd like you to... test for us. {88816}{88861}A new motor? Oh. Rather! {88864}{88933}- It's got a motor.|- Sort of experimental. Is it? {88936}{89004}- That's it.|- Oh. Yipes! {89057}{89110}[Toad]|Pooh, pooh! {89811}{89856}Badger? {89909}{89961}Yesterday. Mole End. {89964}{90033}Tomorrow. Toad Hall. {90035}{90108}Today they're in the wildwood. {90111}{90163}No. {90166}{90219}No. I can't have that. {90256}{90301}Oh. No. {90644}{90718}Oh. Funny-looking motor.|How's it work? {90721}{90774}Let me show you. Toad. {90777}{90893}This motor drives...|this wheel here. {90896}{90976}That turns the axle|attached to which... {90979}{91028}are these blades here. {91031}{91093}- Oh. Yes. I see.|- They rotate... {91095}{91220}and the screw squeezes the raw material|through those holes. {91223}{91287}Oh. Sort of mincing machine. Is it? {91290}{91338}Smart fellow. {91341}{91410}Yes. Always was quick|on the uptake. {91413}{91482}But tell me. Where do I fit in? {91485}{91580}- [Weasels Laughing]|- [Wheezing] {91717}{91800}[Chattering, Shouting] {92085}{92174}dd [Drunken Singing] {92376}{92463}dd [Singing Continues] {92525}{92580}- They're all drunk.|- Good. {92582}{92644}Then they won't be|expecting anyone. {92646}{92693}You stay here. {92773}{92822}[Thuds] {92824}{92898}I say. Badger. {92953}{93058}[Shouting, Cheering] {93108}{93166}Hang on a sec. Badger. {93201}{93257}What on earth|are you doing there? {93259}{93312}Just confusing the weasels. {93850}{93929}Tried to be like you. Ratty... {93932}{93977}but I'm not. {93980}{94063}I belong here. Underground. {94100}{94175}Tea... time. {94291}{94378}Tea... time. {94450}{94532}I'm so sorry. Ratty. {94535}{94584}My dear friend. {95090}{95136}[Burps] {95233}{95289}You're missin' the party. {95291}{95356}- [Badger] Evening, friend.|- Funny-lookin' weasels. {95358}{95416}- Eeeh!|- Ow! {95453}{95512}Here. You're no weasels at all. {95514}{95569}Who are they then? {95606}{95722}Oh. Dear. You can get that off|with a little bit of salt. {95725}{95825}- Let's find the Chief Weasel.|- He's right behind you. {96157}{96210}What under earth? {96254}{96304}"Dog food factory." {96307}{96361}They destroyed my home... {96363}{96448}to build a dog food factory. {96552}{96598}Move it! {96631}{96676}Come on. Get in. {97284}{97330}Oh. {97434}{97506}Dog food factory. {97509}{97573}Dog food factory. {97602}{97655}No! This is... Help! {97657}{97757}You wanted to see how the mincer works.|Toad. From the inside. {97758}{97814}- [Toad Whimpering]|- Fly eater! {97816}{97884}- Put me down!|- Pond lover! {97887}{97992}Oh! Put me down! Stop! {98040}{98125}Oh! Put me down! Please! {98128}{98197}- Oh. No! Stop!|- Oh! {98200}{98269}Oh! Oh-ho! {98272}{98359}- Put me down! Oh!|- [Shouting] {98361}{98425}[Whimpering] {98428}{98486}Wait! {98603}{98669}I've got a better recipe. {98672}{98731}Put 'em all in together. {98768}{98828}Ooh-la-la! Tres haute cuisine. {98830}{98877}Shut up! {98880}{98940}You know. You've convinced me. {98942}{99030}I'm not going to blow up Toad Hall|tomorrow after all. {99032}{99092}I'm gonna blow it up tonight! {99151}{99220}Make 'em into sausages|and slice 'em up! {99293}{99384}[Toad Whimpering] {99729}{99799}Oh. Help! Help! Save me! {99896}{100000}[Toad]|Oh! Stop it! Stop all this now! I insist! {100206}{100253}Uh! Oh! Uh! {100502}{100565}[Gagging] {100709}{100789}[Screaming] {100792}{100863}[Cheering] {100866}{100928}[Toad Whimpering] {101210}{101266}It's out of order?|I don't know. Down! {101698}{101816}Help me. Ooh!|[Whimpering] {101818}{101873}Oh. It's...|[Disgusted Groan] {102367}{102412}Oh. {102480}{102589}- Better put that down before|someone gets hurt. Moley.|- I-I-I'll shoot. {102591}{102664}But you've only got one shot. {102667}{102757}Give me the gun...|and we'll all be friends. {102760}{102847}Friends? I thought you said|there was no such thing. {102850}{102920}Oh. Come on!|That was just an intro to a song. {102923}{103048}- [Cocks Gun]|- You destroyed my home to build|a dog meat factory. {103050}{103131}The area needs one.|Our market research shows... {103134}{103222}- You put my friends in a mincer!|- Just a harmless joke. {103296}{103400}- Steady on. [Stammering]|- [Badger Laughing] {103402}{103480}I say. Badger! {103483}{103575}I'm not really a weasel.|I'm a rabbit. {103578}{103635}They forced me to work here.|And you saved me. {103638}{103693}- Oh. Thank you. Thank you!|- Shut up. Keep moving. {103696}{103761}"Auto." Oh. Good.|We can drive home. {103764}{103816}No! Don't touch anything! {103872}{103930}[Alarm Blaring] {103933}{104017}- Hmm?|- [Clanging] {104019}{104096}[Screaming] {104152}{104219}[Cheering, Shouting] {104618}{104663}Quiet! {104666}{104713}- Shh!|- Shh! {104716}{104767}The chief has|an announcement to make. {104770}{104848}Yes. Quiet! The chief has|an announcement to make. {104850}{104922}- Shut up. Geoffrey!|- Gentlemen! {104925}{105016}Fellow members of|Weasel Development Limited. {105019}{105098}The dog food factory|is in production... {105101}{105157}as from a few moments ago! {105160}{105223}[Cheering] {105226}{105291}The demolition ofToad Hall... {105294}{105360}has been brought forward|to tonight! {105362}{105417}[Cheering] {105456}{105501}In its place... {105504}{105581}we will build a slaughterhouse... {105584}{105708}capable of processing all forms|of river-dwelling life. {105711}{105798}[Cheering] {105801}{105878}Oh. Settle down! {105881}{105960}In exactly 15 minutes... {105963}{106040}Toad Hall will be... {106043}{106106}- history!|- [Cheering] {106109}{106200}- [Badger] You imbecile. Toad!|- I'm sorry. I'm sorry! {106202}{106304}I am never going to try|to help you ever again! {106306}{106382}Call Mummy Weasel.|I'm going to get minced! {106385}{106482}[Cheering. Shouting] {106511}{106604}I'm blowing up this place|in ten minutes... {106607}{106687}whether or not you lot|are out of it! {106713}{106758}Chief. Wait! {106761}{106834}The boys have got a little...|surprise for you. {106871}{106932}Surprise?|It can wait ten minutes. {106935}{107045}No. No. No. We think|you'd like it now. {107046}{107100}[Toad Whimpering]|Help! Somebody! {107486}{107593}Oh. Dear. Oh. Dear.|I can't throw for toffee. {108117}{108186}Moley. Did you do that? {108246}{108292}Yes. Rat. {108338}{108399}[All Chattering] {108616}{108726}- Happy birthday, Chief.|- d For he's a jolly good weasel d {108729}{108751}[All]|d For he's a jolly good weasel d {108751}{108798}[All]|d For he's a jolly good weasel d {108801}{108906}d For he's a jolly good weasel d {108909}{108968}d And so say all of us dd {108971}{109030}Three cheers for the chief!|Hip-hip! {109032}{109084}Hooray! {109087}{109158}How did you know|it was my birthday? {109161}{109239}Aren't you going|to blow them out? {109470}{109537}Too bad you couldn't|stick around... {109540}{109615}'cause I'm in charge now. {109618}{109661}[Laughing] {109664}{109745}- No. No. No. I'm in charge now.|- What? {109748}{109813}- Grab 'em. Boys!|- [Shouting] {109854}{109915}You devious... {110007}{110071}Too bad none of you|could stick around! {110074}{110148}- Did you let them in here?|- Of course I didn't. {110199}{110245}Yes. You did. {110300}{110383}- Oh. No. I didn't.|- Bother. {110386}{110437}Didn't. {110771}{110819}[Laughing] {110937}{111003}Aaaah! {111132}{111245}d It's a pleasure to have you here|Mr. Badger d {111248}{111320}d So good of you|to ask me. Mr. Toad d {111323}{111415}d And as for dear Mole|I'm so glad you left your hole d {111416}{111499}d And came to join you here|in your abode d {111502}{111585}d We were born|on the same riverbank d {111588}{111681}d What's mine is yours is his d {111683}{111752}d Raised where the willows|slip into the water d {111754}{111861}d We get along|like cheese and porter d {111864}{111939}d Every morn we each|give a thank d {111941}{112007}d For friends is what we is d {112189}{112280}- dd [Continues Faintly]|- You've got it comin' to you. {112283}{112346}You garbage! {112348}{112419}d Helping each other|like friends all ought to d {112421}{112483}dd [Continues Quietly] {113098}{113164}Uh. Toad. {113167}{113232}You do the countdown. {113235}{113317}Why. You...|you. You. You weasel! {113319}{113444}Come on, Toad.|You can count down from ten, surely! {113446}{113563}Ten. Nine...|Where are you. Toad? {113565}{113617}I'll have to do it myself. {113620}{113675}Eight. Seven. Six... {113677}{113747}Toad, can you hear? {113749}{113821}Five... Only four to go. {113824}{113876}Then it's good-bye to Toad Hall. {113878}{113965}Four... Now what comes after four? {113968}{114062}Oh. I know!|Three. Two. One! {114065}{114119}Aaah! {114121}{114203}- [Toad Gasping]|- Blowing up Toad Hall is only the beginning. {114206}{114272}You won't recognize|this dump when I'm finished! {114275}{114379}- But why? Why destroy this beautiful place?|- Why? {114381}{114449}Because it will make me|extremely rich. {114452}{114520}- Aah! Aah!|- Ow! {114523}{114632}[Screaming] {114816}{114916}Sorry you couldn't stick round|for the fireworks. {115065}{115128}Badger! Ratty! Mole! {115232}{115299}d Every morn we each give a thank d {115302}{115372}d That friends is what we is dd {115375}{115469}Ratty! Moley! Get out! {115513}{115617}Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.|Five. Four. Three. Two. One. {115901}{115963}Oh. My friends. {115969}{116015}It's all my fault. {116017}{116098}Badger. Ratty... {116100}{116150}dear Mole. {116152}{116252}[Sobbing]|All my fault. {116363}{116409}[Running Footsteps] {116412}{116477}[Badger]|What the devil was that? {116511}{116605}Well. looks as if we certainly confused|those weasels. {116760}{116837}You mean... you swapped the... {116838}{116933}And they put the explosives|in the dog meat factory. {116936}{117039}And then...|Oh. You clever old Ratty. {117041}{117136}Oh, you did well, Rat. {117138}{117204}- [Laughing] Oh. Boy!|- [Laughing] {117207}{117266}And so Toad Hall was saved... {117267}{117339}by my daring and cleverness. {117342}{117442}I shall now narrate how I escaped|from jail. Stole a train... {117445}{117512}and single-handedly defeated|the weasels' plans... {117514}{117569}to destroy the riverbank. {117572}{117619}- [Applause On Gramophone]|- Thank you. {117621}{117678}But first. A little song. {117681}{117750}Oh. No. You don't. {117752}{117801}- Oh. Hello. You chaps.|- Toad. What are these? {117804}{117899}- Oh. My invitation cards. Something...|- They're disgraceful. {117902}{117985}"Program of entertainment:|Speech by Toad; {117988}{118045}"song by Senor Enrico Toado; {118047}{118099}"conjuring tricks.|The Great Toadini; {118102}{118169}juggling. The Amazing Toadisto!" {118171}{118257}Now. Iook here. Toad. Understand|there are to be no speeches and no songs. {118260}{118307}May I sing just one little one? {118310}{118406}- Toady. You know your songs are|just full of self-praise and...|- Gas. {118409}{118461}You've got to turn over a new leaf. {118461}{118518}For all our sakes. {118600}{118724}My friends. I am a proud|and stupid Toad. {118726}{118826}Henceforth,|I will be very different. {118828}{118892}No more boasting. No more fads. {118894}{118950}I know now there's more to life|than motorcars. {118953}{119009}I certainly hope so. {119010}{119085}[Together]|Sing us a song. Mr. Toad. {119087}{119156}- [Crowd Murmuring]|- No. No more songs. {119159}{119209}- Oh. Go on. Mr. Toad.|- Shh! {119212}{119301}Well. Maybe just one little one. {119304}{119365}- [Crowd Murmuring]|- No. Toad! {119368}{119416}Come on. And you. Moley. {119527}{119611}d We were born|on the same riverbank d {119615}{119705}d What's mine is yours is his d {119708}{119809}d Raised where the willows|creep into the water d {119812}{119895}d We get along|like cheese and porter d {119898}{119981}d Every morn we each give a thank d {119984}{120083}d For friends is what we is d {120086}{120161}d We have sworn|by the same riverbank d {120164}{120272}d What's mine is yours is his d {120275}{120323}dd [Continues Faintly] {120325}{120394}Ah. Mr. Toad. {120396}{120457}I'm afraid I could only|get you the one. {120459}{120553}d Every morn we each give a thank d {120556}{120604}d For friends is d {120609}{120733}d What we is dd {120823}{120898}- [Applause]|- [Airplane Approaching] {121022}{121083}- [Crowd Exclaiming]|- It's Toad! {121086}{121148}[Laughs]|Hello. You chaps! {121313}{121365}Ooh. Sorry. You rabbits. {121367}{121438}That's the last time I ever try... {121440}{121496}to help that. That... {121499}{121598}- Pooh! Pooh!|- d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {121617}{121679}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {121682}{121756}[Man]|d You know his name and he's conceited d {121759}{121841}d Drives the wrong side|of the road d {121844}{121930}d From his brains|down to his feet it's clear d {121932}{122013}- d He's just a foolish Toad d|- Whoo-hoo! {122016}{122073}- d Even though you know|the games he's playin' d|- Careful, Toad. {122076}{122163}- d And he'll drive you round the bend d|- [Engine Sputtering] {122165}{122255}d Somewhere deep inside|a voice keeps sayin' d {122258}{122330}d He's a friend d {122332}{122417}d He's a friend d {122419}{122522}d There's a candle|in the darkness burning bright d {122525}{122592}d Ooh, ooh|Candle burning bright d {122594}{122686}d A fireside welcome|in the stormy night d {122689}{122757}d Ooh, ooh|In the stormy night d {122759}{122830}d Thats's the way the story ends d {122832}{122950}d It's the miracle of friends d {122952}{123056}d There's a candle|in the darkness burning bright d {123059}{123137}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {123139}{123205}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {123208}{123282}d In the world so full of strangers d {123285}{123360}- d Everybody needs a friend d|- [Toad Hooting] {123363}{123457}d Someone to help you|through the dangers d {123459}{123526}d Wait around the bend d {123529}{123612}d Even when the dark|is all around you d {123615}{123690}d Not a star up in the sky d {123692}{123776}d Wait until the light|of friendship's found you d {123779}{123851}d You'll get by d {123853}{123939}d You'll get by d {123942}{124045}d There's a candle|in the darkness burning bright d {124047}{124117}d Ooh, ooh|Candle burning bright d {124119}{124210}d A fireside welcome|in the stormy night d {124213}{124280}d Ooh, ooh|In the stormy night d {124283}{124354}d That's the way the story ends d {124357}{124468}d It's the miracle of friends d {124471}{124609}d There's a candle|in the darkness burning bright d {124747}{124828}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {124830}{124910}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {124912}{124992}d Ooh, ooh, miracle d {124995}{125054}d Ooh, ooh, miracle dd {125079}{125154}THE END62961