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Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Not bad. Just hanging out. How are you? It's going good.

You know, it was really good to see you last night. I had so much fun. And that

movie was really, really good. I wasn't expecting that ending.

I know.

Same. It was a good night. I'm glad we were able to hang out.

For sure.

So, I don't know how your son is, but mine lately...

Has been a complete nightmare.

I hear you 100%. Lucas has been the same way. He never leaves his room. He never

cleans his room. And he just has piles of laundry everywhere.

Like, I don't think he knows how to do his laundry.

Ryan can't even cook.

He doesn't even study half the time. I don't even understand what he's doing in

his room.

Seriously. Like, what are they going to do with themselves?

And they're supposed to go to college.

Right.

I've been thinking of this crazy idea.

I like your crazy ideas.

Okay, well, this is a crazy one.

You know, they are about to go to college and I really think it would be a

good idea if maybe we swapped places for a day and

I could maybe...

entice Lucas to do some things and you could entice Ryan to do some things.

You know, use our powerful ways.

I mean, I know Lucas has always had kind of a crush on you. You know, it might

motivate them to light a fire under their asses to learn how to take care of

themselves before college.

So I'm in. Let's do it. I'm glad that you like my idea. I have nothing better

going on. And please, for the love of God, get him out of the house.

Shall we start today?

Yeah. Sounds good. I'll be here.

See you soon. All right. Bye.

Yo, what are you doing in my room?

And, uh, where's my mom?

Your mom and I had a little bit of a plan for today.

Okay. You see, since you don't listen to her, and my son doesn't listen to me,

we figured, what better than to swap for the day?

Okay. Because, unlike your mom,

Okay, so you're going to separate the colors from the white because you don't

want to mix them together. If you mix the colors with the white laundry, it

either really gross.

colored looking, or you can even turn the white into something completely

different, pinkish looking.

I don't even need to do this. This is why I'm going to marry somebody.

You're about out of college. You need to learn how to do your own laundry. Well,

get a girlfriend.

It's really not that hard. Watch.

All right.

So, white. Wow, look. It's really difficult.

Colored. Color.

Yeah. Color.

Okay. Yeah. Dark. I think I got it. You got it? Okay. Awesome.

Now get back down there.

Okay.

Yeah.

Dark. Yes. This pile.

Dark. Mm -hmm.

See, it's really not that hard.

You just have a few more darks to go.

I really hope that you're paying attention.

I really hope you're going to remember to do this. You're going to have to in

college.

You're not going to have a girlfriend or a mommy to help you.

Okay. Okay? Yeah.

I got it.

Awesome.

Not that hard.

Yeah. At least I didn't have to teach you how to measure detergent. You could

that on your own at least.

I'm good at measuring. Yeah.

Now that we've done that.

We're done?

No. Nice try though.

Back to your room. Okay, okay.

Now, you're going to learn how to clean your room.

It looks pretty clean to me. This is disgusting.

And you think you're going to have a girlfriend?

What girl is sleeping in this?

Okay. Watch and learn. Watch. This is so simple. Are you ready? Yes. Okay.

So you can go over here.

Wow, look at that. Oh, my gosh.

This up.

This.

Wow, it's so hard.

Go. Make your bed.

Get all this off it.

Look at that. More laundry you can do later.

And you already know how.

I'm really impressed.

That's a good boy.

I guess maybe I should come over more often.

Now you're able to do laundry, clean your room, make your bed.

I wonder what else you can do.

What do you think you're doing? What the fuck are you doing here? You can't be

masturbating in here. Why not? It's my house.

Where's my mom?

She's gone. We decided that we're going to do a mom swap because you and Lucas

are terribly behaved children. And unless you shape up, she's sending you

military instead of college.

That's bullshit. Wait, why isn't she telling me?

I've got a few things to show you. Come with me. Okay, Ryan, focus.

Look at this photo.

See the map?

What ecosystem is the Sahara Desert?

Oh my God, no, focus.

Come on, put the phone down.

Okay, okay. I can do that.

Um, uh, uh, Antarctica?

What were we talking about? You're not focused.

You know what? You know what?

Will this help you focus?

Okay, where is the Sahara Desert?

What ecosystem?

Brazil. It's a desert. It's a desert. Hey, there we go.

Oh my God.

Where?

Fuck yeah. Okay. Write it down.

Yeah, that's good.

All right, now we're working on the rainforest.

Where in the world is the rainforest?

Is it in Antarctica or South America?

Write it down. Good.

All right, now put your phone down. Okay.

Put it down.

Okay, okay.

Put the glass up. Mm -hmm.

Up. There we go. Now turn the water on.

So, you need soap.

No. No, honey. Just put some on the sponge or something.

Okay.

Okay.

You got to

focus on the board when you want to get clean.

Mm -hmm.

It helps you focus, all right?

Okay.

Ryan, focus.

Yeah. Good. Put the phone away.

Grab the bowl.

Mm -hmm. Now rinse it.

It's clean now. Mm -hmm. Good. See?

All right. You're going to be great at college. Okay.

No worries.

You've got to use a sponge for this.

Great. Focus.

Okay?

Now scrub the plate.

Good.

Rinse it off.

Rinse it.

Don't drop it.

All right, now set it off to the side.

Good. See, there you go.

You're doing great. You're going to be great at college.

All right, yeah, good. See, you're already ahead of yourself.

Scrub that last plate.

Very good.

Now rinse it off.

Alright,

wanna go to the living room?

Hey, boys.

So you boys have shown just a massive improvement in your behavior.

So we want to make sure that you guys will be taking care of things,

being responsible, being okay without your mommy in the picture.

And if you both keep this behavior up, we have a very, very...

special reward for both of you.

What's the reward?

Should we show them?

I think so.

Promise you're going to be really good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we promise.

You really promise?

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, please.

I didn't know your son has such a big cock.

Just like his dad.

I didn't need to know that.

Just focus on me.

Yes, ma 'am.

I think I can do that.

You want to do the dishes just like I taught you?

Yes.

Wow, you're both going to be so responsible in college.

Do you think my hand feels good? Imagine what my mouth feels like.

Take those pants off. You won't be needing those.

Mm -hmm.

I'll barely be able to suck your cock.

I bet my mature mouth is so much better than those college girls.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Yes.

Do you like your mom's best friend sucking your cock?

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Holy fuck. This is so good.

We're definitely going to be better.

Holy shit.

It's like your son's cock all the way to my throat.

Dude, your mom's such a fucking slut.

I don't wish she gets a fucking dick.

Yeah.

Maybe you should try the technique I'm using on your son.

Raise your hand and your mouth at the same time.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, your mom's a fucking dick.

Oh, my God. Your mom's head games out this world.

Holy...

That would be the first girl to beep, don't we, dear?

So good.

Tell me yes, mommy. That feels so good. Yes, mommy, that feels so good.

I love being a filthy slutty -ass mom to your fucking best

friend's son.

What the fuck was that?

Nice and fucking wet.

You're doing your laundry and cleaning your room

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Yeah, come lay right by me

I know it's not proper

etiquette to speak with your mouth full of something.

Can you come if you like it?

This is crazy.

This story is fucking horrible.

Oh shit.

Oh my god, I don't think I've ever been this hard.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. That's it, that's it, that's it,

that's it.

Yeah, mom, you just suck dick like that.

No, it wasn't bad.

Such a bad mommy.

I'm gonna

grind

up my son's cock.

Oh yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

This is magical.

I don't need to go to college

Holy shit.

Oh my

god, yes.

It feels so fucking good.

She's 69.

my dick is so good

Holy shit, bro.

Just like that. Just like that.

Just like that. I'm going to cough.

I'm going to cough.

Holy shit.