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Ready to go, Sybil?
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All set.
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Okay, any questions?
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No, but I would like to say how pleased
I am to be working with a woman.
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It's a whole different kind of energy.
It's so much more nurturing.
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Then you don't have any questions.
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When you're hungry for a snack, don't
know what you're picking.
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Try some toasted oats with just a hint
of chicken.
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Toasted chickies eaten by the...
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Okay, I know that look.
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You're going to hurt him, aren't you?
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Vengeance. Thy name is Mastercard.
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Oh, pretty.
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Ah, Zippy forgot to cancel it.
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What are you going to buy yourself?
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Nothing. The fund's not spending his
money. It's wasting his money.
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Observe. Excuse me. Do you see Mr. Young
Buns over there?
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Send him a dozen silk boxers on me.
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The real challenge is to max out the
card and have nothing to show for it.
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I love you, you thick, dark work of art.
Oh, Pierce, I'm just a simple woman
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with a dream.
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Hey, Bill.
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What? Look, it's your ex -husband.
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Ooh, that's too good.
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Come on, let's play.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy.
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Fabulous color on you, Ira. Perfect for
showing off the hair on your back.
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Terrific. Hello, ladies. It's not for
me.
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That's not what Sybil told me.
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Marianne, I told you that was
confidential.
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By the way, you can keep the black lace
panties, but I would like the black
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wonder bra back.
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Thank you. Well, if this concludes the
emasculation portion of the program,
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see you later. Come on, Ira. You're
trying to obligerate. You're looking for
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respect? Give me a break. It's a
Valentine's present.
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Oh, excuse me, miss. Is this machine
washable?
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Valentine's? I didn't even know it was
Valentine's Day. I had no idea it was
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February.
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Alone on Valentine's Day.
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What could be more depressing?
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Watching your ex -husband buy lingerie
for his new girlfriend.
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You asked.
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Thank you very much.
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But, you know, we're really not alone.
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We're on our own. Self -sufficient.
Independent.
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Liberated. Full of crap. Completely.
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Uh, Thibault, I hate to ask you this,
but I left my wallet at home, and, well,
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they already rang it up.
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You want me to buy lingerie for your
girlfriend?
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No, it's just that... Well, yeah.
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I've got a better idea. Why don't you
just shoot me in the face?
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I'll owe you big time.
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How big?
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Anything, anytime, anywhere.
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Put it in writing.
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Anything, anytime, anywhere.
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Sign it! It's no good unless you sign
it!
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and he moved back to Italy.
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Come on. I gotta get out of here before
she gets home. I can't listen to another
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one of her earth goddess pregnancy's
beautiful speeches.
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Did she ever give you the don't be
embarrassed about masturbation chat?
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Oh, yeah.
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The long walk on the beach. She took you
to the beach? I got her the dry
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cleaner. Oh, you poor thing.
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Rachel, I'm suffocating. She keeps
trying to be my best friend.
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Well, I had to live through it. Now it's
your turn.
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I'm out of here. Please, Rach, take me
with you. Dream on.
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Mom, guess who's here? Your old pal,
Rachel.
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Rachel's here?
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Zoe, what was the point of that? Oh, my
babies are here. Both of my babies are
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here. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so
happy to see you, too. Look, I gotta go.
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Wait, wait, I've got presents.
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First, Zoe.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh, boy, a hunchback cookie.
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No, it's Cupid. That's a wing.
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And he's fructose sweetened.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I got a cookie.
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And for my other valentine, slippers.
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Slippers? Yeah, they got elastic for
when your feet swell.
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And believe me, they're gonna.
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Around month six, you're gonna turn into
a big old balloon girl.
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How thoughtful. Well, I better go, Mom.
I'm making a special dinner for Kevin
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tonight. Oh, um, before I forget.
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There's a new mother's class down at the
Women's Center on Friday. I thought
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maybe you and I could go together.
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Mother, I'm not going to squat in a
gymnasium and look at my cervix. Once
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enough.
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It's not like that. It's nutrition and
exercise, breastfeeding.
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That sounds like fun, but I'd really
rather spend Friday night with Kevin.
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I get it.
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You've hit the horny part of your
pregnancy, haven't you?
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Mom.
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I know you're just trying to be helpful,
but I think it may be best if you try
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to focus a little more on your life and
a little less on mine.
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Right. Right.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to hurt your feelings,
but... No, no.
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I understand.
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You sure?
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Go! Have a nice dinner. Say hi to Kevin.
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Thanks, Mom. Bye, honey. Bye.
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I'll just stay here and focus on my
life.
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Lots to focus on.
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What's new with you?
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Who would I rather sleep with? Yeah.
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Paul Newman or Robert Redford. Choose.
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That's easy. Paul Newman. He brings his
own popcorn.
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Come on. Give me something tough.
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Okay.
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Ross Perot or one of those flying devil
monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.
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Is the monkey rich?
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Good evening, girls.
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Oh, my. He cleans up real good, doesn't
he? Got a date with my valentine.
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Hey, Sybil, don't forget to feed the
dukester.
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Jeff, remember 20 years ago when our
marriage fell apart?
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Yeah. And you moved out and we went on
with our life? Mm -hmm. Let's do that
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again.
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Sybil, I am looking for another
apartment. I'll be out of here before
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it. Jeff, you're a pig.
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What?
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I don't know. I just felt like saying
that.
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Come here and give me a kiss.
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Is she kidding? Are you kidding? I don't
know.
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Well, good night.
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I
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love
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it when you play with his head like
that. It's almost too easy.
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You know, this isn't so bad for
Valentine's Day. Wow, here's to
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To Valentine's Day.
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This sucks like a Hoover.
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Well, there's probably Jeff wanting to
borrow gas money.
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You never know.
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Could be some swarthy French stud who
wants to use your bathroom.
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I beg your pardon, but may I please use
your facilities?
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How did you do that?
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Who are you?
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I am Guy.
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Guy is my limo driver. It's upstairs,
first door to the left.
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Merci. Oui, Guy.
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rented a limousine just to come to my
house?
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I've got a credit card to max out,
remember?
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I'm disappointed in you, Marianne.
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He's just sitting in the driveway.
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Couldn't you come up with something a
little more creative?
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You want to go down to the marina and
shoot guns at Dr. Dick's boat?
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That doesn't require any money.
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Oh, really?
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Do you have any idea what it costs to
buy an automatic weapon at this time of
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night?
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Actually, I was thinking of something a
little more life -affirming. Like this
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weekend, we could go horseback riding or
hot air ballooning. Or skydiving.
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You promised never to bring that up.
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Marianne, I'm turning 40.
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Let's jump out of a plane. It'll be so
symbolic and meaningful.
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Well, it would have been.
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Well, if you'd actually jumped.
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Hey, you know what?
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Shut up.
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I know.
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Let's have Guy Whiskers off to the
airport and we'll fly to Vegas. Tonight?
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If we leave now, we can blow all of Dr.
Dick's money and still catch a show.
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Come on, I always wanted to see those
two German guys who make the tigers
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disappear. What are they called?
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Sauerkraut and Roy?
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Well, I'd love to, but, Marianne, I
can't go to Vegas and leave Zoe here by
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herself. Why not?
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Can I have the mega -tail at her end of
May? May she want to watch Vegas?
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Mm -hmm.
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He and I are going to go watch videos in
the back of the limo.
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That's why not.
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Zoe!
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You don't even know this guy.
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I am Guy.
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He is Guy. I get that he's Guy.
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Goodbye, Guy.
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Au revoir, Zoe.
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A bientot.
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You know, just because you don't have a
life doesn't mean I can't. Yes, it does.
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I can't believe it. She got a D in
French.
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I'm telling you.
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Vague. I try to be a good mother. I try
to be their friend. And for what?
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All... Spend and pay. The only people
who want me around are my ex -husbands,
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and that's only to lend them money and
feed their dog.
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Dog? Yes. We could board Zoe in a
kennel.
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No.
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I have a better idea.
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Anything, anytime, anywhere.
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You want me to come and stay with Zoe
now?
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Yes, now.
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Ira, who's that?
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Not now.
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It's an emergency.
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Let's roll!
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I've got to take Marianne to Betty Ford.
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In a limo?
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I told her we were going to the opera.
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Woo!
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Party!
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Come on, we'll drop you off.
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Ira, the whipped cream is starting to
slide off.
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Oh, please, Sybil.
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Zoe's a big girl. She can take care of
herself.
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I'll be gone overnight. The last time I
left her alone that long, she put the
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house on the market.
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She only took one to pot.
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Would you like me to go in there and
tell Miss Dairy Queen, who paid for a
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Valentine on D's?
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Let me just go grab my pants.
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It's on fire.
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You have 20.
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I said hit me.
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21. Damn.
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You know, Marianne, this is the greatest
Valentine's Day I have ever had. And
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you know what the best part of it is?
Yeah. A month from now, Dr. Dick gets
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credit card bill.
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Three at last. My ass.
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Well, there is that. But what I was
thinking was, finally, we're doing
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for ourselves.
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No children, no men. Just us.
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Drinking.
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Gambling.
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Smoking $10 stogies.
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Oh, yeah.
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What do you want to do next?
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There's only two things left to do in
Vegas.
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Buy a hooker or get married.
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Will you marry me?
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I'm sorry. I can only marry a virgin.
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Well, then, our course is clear.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Where do you keep your hooker?
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Maybe it's the police coming to break up
our wild party.
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Hey, come on. Somebody let me in.
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Jeff? Yeah.
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Thank you.
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What happened to your hand?
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Poisoned oak.
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How'd you get poisoned oak on your hand?
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I'll tell you later. It's a long story.
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Don't worry, Jeff. I'm not interested in
any story that ends with you coming
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back.
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What happened?
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I was out on a date, and we went for a
walk in the woods.
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At night? You went in the woods at
night?
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Yeah, it's romantic.
248
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If you're a raccoon.
249
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She wanted to look at the stars.
250
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So, you know, one thing led to another.
251
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You did it on the ground?
252
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Isn't that why you people have pickup
trucks?
253
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I don't want to talk about this anymore.
254
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What are you doing here, anyway? Keeping
Zoe company while Sybil takes a dragon
255
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lady back to rehab.
256
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Couldn't get a date on Valentine's Day,
huh? I had a date. A great date.
257
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I didn't have to drag her to the forest,
either. Yeah, yeah.
258
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I'm starving.
259
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,780
Big act of woodsman like you? Of course
you are.
260
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Could you give me a hand?
261
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh, geez. What do you want? Cereal.
262
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,720
No, no, no, no. The fruity stuff with
the marshmallows.
263
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Look at me. I'm picking a midnight snack
for my ex -wife's ex -husband on
264
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Valentine's Day. Boy, oh, boy. It's like
a dream come true.
265
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Not exactly how I envisioned my evening
going, either.
266
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Lots of milk. I like it when the
marshmallows float.
267
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You mind?
268
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Boy, you gotta be kidding.
269
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I want you to know, I really, really
hate this.
270
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,440
And you're probably not gonna like
what's coming next.
271
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,380
What?
272
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I gotta pee.
273
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,460
I'm sorry, ma 'am, but your credit card
is over the limit.
274
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Yes!
275
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Here, Conan.
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Keep the change.
277
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Yes! Well, Sybil, looks like our work in
this town is done. Not quite, Marianne.
278
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What do you mean?
279
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Well, before I go back to being
unappreciated mother, ex -wife, and
280
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chicken, I'd like to do something really
meaningful, something transforming,
281
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something that makes a lasting impact on
my life.
282
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So you want to go to the Liberace
Museum?
283
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Yes, that's exactly what I want to do.
284
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and protect your reserve chute in case
you need it.
285
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:03,470
I know I'll never be the same. Oh, you
wimp.
286
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I'm not a wimp.
287
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I'm a wuss.
288
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Move over.
289
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Hi,
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Mom. Hi.
291
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Look, Rachel spent the night. Marital
problems. Bet she'd love to talk to you
292
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about it.
293
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to talk about okay not a big deal good i
mean it's not like cheating on me
294
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that's the relief don't you want to know
what the problem is honey you told me
295
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to stop focusing on your life remember
right i did okay kevin fell
296
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asleep at eight o 'clock on valentine's
day and we haven't slept together in
297
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three weeks and maybe it's deeper than
maybe it's him or maybe he just sees me
298
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as an incubator for his baby
299
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,600
I need a little advice here. I don't
know what to do.
300
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh.
301
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,820
Withhold sex.
302
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200
What?
303
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,320
Withhold sex.
304
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,880
Mother, haven't you been listening? He
doesn't want sex.
305
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,760
Honey, he will if you withhold it.
306
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Wait a minute.
307
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:24,680
What's wrong with you? Where were you
last night anyway?
308
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:29,030
Well, Marianne and I flew to Vegas,
gambled away... Ken Grand, watched a
309
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,990
man dance, and then I jumped out of an
airplane.
310
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Good night.
311
00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:35,170
I don't know why I even try talking to
her.
312
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:04,230
If you can't do it right, why don't you
just forget it?
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