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[music playing]

[music playing]

[ticking]

[alarm]

Shut up.

[sigh]

Too bad you cared more about your free weights

than you did about me.

[alarm]

[alarm]

All right already.

I'm up.

[ticking]

[quick alarm]

Gotcha.

(SINGING) Yesterday my heart from care was free.

I sang all through the day.

Now the blues have overtaken me since my lover

boy has run away.

I did my best to entice him to stay,

but he wanted to go out of there and play.

A hard man is good to find.

You sometimes get the other kind.

Just when you think that he is your dream,

he tumbles, falters, falters, and he runs out again.

Then you [inaudible], you even grin.

So if you find a bud who is a stud,

then hug him in the morning, kiss him every night.

[inaudible] you love him and treat

him right because a hard man nowadays he's good to find.

Who you yelling at?

Dad?

What?

You're not ready to go yet?

Almost.

You're not wearing that.

I believe I am.

Dress to impress.

Haven't you learned anything from me?

I can't-- We've got to get you some decent clothing.

I can dress myself, dad.

And could you knock before you come over?

What if I'm involved?

Are you?

Hello?

Anybody else here?

I didn't think so.

TOM: This is a big account.

I should probably go with you.

I can handle it.

TOM: What time is your meeting?

4:00.

Don't be late.

I won't be.

Are these the best slacks you have?

They dress informally.

[sigh]

I've worked on this campaign for weeks,

talked with their public relations

people, admin assistants, researched the demographics.

We need this account.

I want it as much as you do.

I've got a couple of ideas for some really great photos.

We hire photographers for that.

I can shoot.

We need you in the office.

Here.

Wear this.

I don't want to wear that.

What, you don't like it?

It's not that.

I bought you the tie.

It doesn't really go with the Rockport Ski image.

Wear the tie.

They'll know you're a professional.

Dad, about the models.

Yeah.

What about them?

Rockport Ski sells more to families.

Yeah, so?

These don't look like families.

What?

Because a guy has a family, he has to be

fat and balding or impotent?

I just don't think it's what they want.

They don't know what they want.

Look, you're young, you think you know everything,

but you don't.

You have to tell the client what they want so they can tell you

they want what you just told them they want.

I better go with you.

You said this one was mine.

It's the company's.

You're the lead on it for now.

I'm late for 18 holes at Balcones.

Call me when you get there.

[tires screech]

[crash]

[engine turning]

Can I help you?

Sorry to bother you.

Ah, you are here Mr. Ambassador.

I'm so honored to meet you Mr. Ambassador.

Please come in.

Tell your mother to set another place at the table.

What are you selling?

Oh, I'm not a salesman although it looks like I am.

My car slid off the road.

I'm stuck in the mud.

Do you have a phone I could use?

You've been in an accident.

I can handle this, dad.

Go back to your TV show.

Call an ambulance.

Oh, I'm fine.

I don't need an ambulance.

It's really kind of stupid, I guess.

I-- I thought I saw a rabbit on the road

and I swerved to miss it.

Was it fluffy?

What?

This rabbit, did it have long white hair?

I don't know.

I guess.

Benny?

Benny?

Not everyone wants to be couped up in the house all day.

Who is Benny?

The fresh air will do him good.

No it won't.

Dinner for you, pal.

I'm sorry for intruding on you like this.

So where do you live?

Dad, he doesn't want to play 20 questions.

I'm just being social.

Austin.

I'm on my way to Rockport for a meeting.

You must be lost.

Your 40 miles off the highway.

I had extra time so I took a scenic detour.

And how do you like the scenery.

Oh, it's not bad.

My dad is going to kill me for being late.

I can't believe I fucked this up.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

I've heard it all, young man.

And so have we.

I'm supposed to be there at 4:00.

Well, if we can get your car out of the ditch

you might be able to make it.

So what takes you to Rockport?

I have a presentation with a potential client.

Oh, hey Bobby.

Yeah, it's Jack.

Listen, there's-- there's someone here who needs his

car pulled out of the ditch.

Yeah.

What's your name?

Justin.

Jack.

Justin.

Burnet.

Burnet.

Yeah.

It's a VW Rabbit.

It's in front of the house.

Thanks.

Tow truck will be here in a couple minutes.

Thanks.

Dad's always getting on at me for being late.

So you still live at home?

Oh, no.

God, no.

I work for my dad's advertising agency.

Seems I'm always running late for everything.

Well, there's only one thing to do about that.

What?

Stop running.

So is your wife expecting you in Austin tonight?

I'm not married.

Oh, haven't found the right girl or not interested?

Not interested.

[sigh]

I see.

Isn't that interesting.

So you still live with your dad?

No.

He lives with me.

I'm not sure which one of us is the parent.

Don't you think you should tow his car into the shop

for a thorough inspection?

No.

It should be fine.

What about those front tires?

They might be seriously out of alignment.

And you wouldn't want to send a nice young man like that

down the dangerous highway in an unsafe vehicle.

I can see you as the daddy type.

Look, he's a grown man.

If it's meant to happen, it will.

Maybe he's too young.

He is.

Where's the harm in a casual affair?

Well, none that I can think of.

Hey.

Thanks for pulling me out.

No problem.

So what do I owe you?

Um, look I can't let you drive away with the front end

out of alignment like that.

I mean, you could have another wreck 10 miles down the road.

So I'm going to take it on back to the shop

and get it ready for you in the morning.

No.

I've got to be in Rockport in an hour and 20 minutes.

Unless you can fly that ain't going to happen.

I have a meeting.

Well, not anymore you don't, kid.

Oh, that's too bad.

You don't understand.

I have to be at that meeting.

My dad will kill me.

OK, look.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll skip the chamber of commerce meeting

and go on back to the shop to work on it tonight.

That would be great.

Thank you very much.

But it's going to take a while.

Maybe you should stay here at the ranch.

Jack can drive you back into town when your car is ready.

I really don't want to inconvenience you.

No.

It's no inconvenience.

Are you sure?

No.

Oh, I mean, yes.

No, no, it's no inconvenience.

I'm sure.

I'll check it out and give you a call.

Maybe you should keep your suitcases here.

You know how those auto shops can be.

Is she a good mechanic?

Best mechanic we have.

The only mechanic around for 20 miles.

But if she has to order parts, it may

not be ready until tomorrow.

No, I've got to get to my meeting tonight.

Well, there's only one thing to do about that.

You'll have to reschedule.

I tried to use my cell phone earlier.

Oh, you can use my phone in the house.

It's long distance.

I don't want to impose.

Oh, that's no imposition.

Could you help me in the kitchen for a moment?

Oh, I'm a disaster in the kitchen.

You know that.

Quit it.

Quit what?

You know what.

Jackson, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nothing later today?

I understand.

He's 20 years younger than I am.

I could be his father.

Sure.

I've got it in my book.

I'll be there.

I don't think that's possible.

I mean, is it?

You said it wasn't.

Please tell everyone how much I appreciate this.

Here you go.

My meeting has been moved to tomorrow.

Great.

Well, I'll call Bobby and tell her

you don't need your car today.

Is there a motel around here somewhere?

Betty Bye Inn.

That's a terrible place.

The railroad will keep him up all night.

It's not that bad.

Nonsense, Jackson.

The boy has an important meeting tomorrow.

He needs his sleep.

And he wouldn't get a wink of sleep at the Betty Bye.

He should stay here.

Oh, no.

Really.

Thanks, but--

I'll be highly offended if you reject my hospitality.

I guess if that's all right.

Sure.

Yeah.

I'd like for you to stay.

It's just sometimes my father gets involved

in other people's business.

Comes with the profession.

Peter Striker.

Charg d'affaires for 25 years.

My gay son Jackson does amazing things with bean sprouts.

You must stay for supper.

Cool.

What is it?

Welsh rabbit.

Rabbit?

It's good.

You'll like it.

Try some.

I've never tried it before.

Aren't you going to try it?

It's just, well, I nearly ran over it in my car

and here it is sitting on my dinner plate.

[laughing]

No. No.

It's not rabbit.

It's cheese.

I'd kill for a prime rib.

Fortunately I don't keep a gun in the house.

It's good.

Like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Nobody ever cooked in my house.

My sister moved out when I was in the sixth grade

and after that we ate do it yourself.

What's do it yourself?

Cereal, chicken pot pies.

Missy and John are going on Safari tomorrow

and they promised us big game.

Have you packed my binoculars?

You're in Texas, dad.

You're not going on Safari tomorrow.

You're staying home and watching TV.

They'll be here at 6.

Missy and John aren't coming to pick you up.

John had a heart attack five years ago.

Missy's remarried.

They're coming tomorrow.

Not tomorrow, dad.

Sorry.

You're driving away all my friends.

Did you live in Africa?

No.

No.

But I traveled extensively with the State Department.

And we lived in Belize, French Guiana, and Andorra,

where Jackson was born.

Andorra?

It's a small country in the Pyrenees

between France and Spain.

Guests from all over the world came to our villa.

International movie stars, industrial tycoons,

world rulers.

It's a world class ski resort, you know?

And with Franco's regime to the south,

it supplied us with an endless job

rescuing intelligentsia and artists

from an uncertain future.

It was so stimulating being around all those geniuses.

And lovers.

It was very European.

Jackson's mother and I had a modern approach to marriage.

Uh, I think something just licked my leg.

Jackson.

Benny?

Come here, Benny.

No telling who my real parents are.

Often wondered myself.

No.

No.

I'm sure your mine.

Who else could be so mean to me.

Go to your room.

Good boy.

[railroad bell]

Oh, scoot your plate up.

Evening express is right on time.

It's always on time.

We've got it computerized to interrupt dinner every night.

Cool.

What is it that they call you-- a drooler?

A foamer.

A what?

I met a railroad conductor once.

He called train watchers "foamers."

I'm sure you've noticed that the walls

are riddled with holes.

Tunnels!

Tunnels for his little train set.

You have to ridicule me.

I like it.

I think it's awesome.

I never should have bought you that train set.

You bought that train set for yourself.

You didn't even let me play with it until I was 7.

6.

Hah!

Who can't remember things now?

How long before it's finished?

Oh, it'll never be finished.

If it were finished I'd have no use for it.

I had a train set as a kid.

Oh, yeah?

I liked building models.

But I guess I'm more of a photographer, graphic designer.

I detest the paparazzi.

Climbing over walls.

They have no respect for a persons privacy.

But that's all right.

You already said you're in advertising.

I do slogans and ad campaigns.

You're not one of those pesky photographers, are you?

My dad, he won't let me shoot the models.

I'd like to see your photos sometime.

Why see the pictures when you can see the real thing?

Isn't it time for your TV show?

Oh, I almost forgot.

I am always forget everything.

But I know that sometimes you intentionally hide

things from me so that I can't find them.

I never hide anything from you.

Things are never where I leave them.

No telling where you put things.

Well, I don't have time to argue with you.

If you would like to speak with me,

you may make an appointment with Marissa.

She's keeping my calendar.

Goodnight.

Goodnight to you, too.

Sorry about that.

He's quite the character.

He's a pain in the ass.

He's funny.

I've endured his antics my whole life.

It gets old.

But, I mean, it must've been easier growing up as a kid.

Why?

Having a gay father.

He's not gay.

But--

Oh, no, no.

He's straight.

He's what used to be called a dandy.

I had all these aunties visiting over at the villa

when we lived in Andorra.

And, well, pretty soon I figured out what was going on.

None of them ever lasted very long.

Now that my mother's divorced him, he's all mine.

It would kill me to take care of my dad.

I wouldn't do it.

I'd stick him a home and I would visit him, like, twice a year.

He won't go.

So can I help with the dishes?

Oh, no. I got it.

Make yourself comfortable.

I don't have a guest bedroom.

I hope the couch will do.

Sure.

Yeah.

That'll be great.

It will?

Yeah.

I mean, sure.

Oh, well, here you go.

Thanks.

(STAMMERING) If you need anything, just let me know.

Jack.

Yeah?

Thanks.

Yeah.

Oh, god.

He's jail bate.

[sigh]

[dance music]

Hello?

Yeah?

Your rabbit was loose in the living room.

What?

Was he on the furniture?

Um, well, he woke me up.

Well, he must like you.

He's an Angora, as in sweaters and stuff.

Very soft.

I thought Angora came from sheep.

Well, it does.

But also a very determined breed of rabbit.

I mean, you'd have to be determined to have

sex with a sheep, right?

I wouldn't know.

Well, I wouldn't either.

I was just saying you'd have to be determined.

I better get ready to go.

[sigh]

I must have passed out last night.

Out like a light.

Dad's going to kill me.

I have to get going.

Have some breakfast.

Oh, I'm not hungry.

Uh, the garage isn't open yet.

Where's Peter?

Oh, he's had his breakfast already.

He's out working in the garden.

Strawberry?

Just arrived by train.

Wow.

Did you make this for me?

I thought you'd be hungry.

I am hungry but I didn't want to impose.

You know, Justin, you worry a lot about imposing upon people.

Bill loved my cooking.

Although he was a bit driven by the appearances.

Bill?

My partner.

He was a costumer.

His costume shop was in the back of the house.

Out here?

He worked for amusement parks and did

regional theater productions.

It didn't really matter where he lived since he

worked everywhere else.

He was gone a lot.

I still have all of his costumes.

So he moved out?

He passed away.

I'm sorry.

It happens.

Thanks for putting me up last night.

Sorry about the couch.

You know, I guess if I moved the clothes out of that back room

then I could make it into a back bedroom again.

Of course nobody ever comes out here.

It is off the beaten track.

With all the watering and feeding and shoveling shit,

I just don't have time for visitors.

And then after I'm finished with Peter,

I have to take care of the animals.

Must be relaxing.

Jackson, did you take my watch?

You don't have the gold watch anymore.

Wear that one.

I want my watch.

The gold watch broke.

Hello.

Did you take my watch.

Uh, no.

Where's my watch?

I don't know, dad.

I can't be late again.

You're not leaving are you?

I have a meeting.

Oh, you will be back for dinner.

Jackson does the most amazing things with bean sprouts.

Yeah.

You mentioned that yesterday.

I'll be back.

Don't answer the phone.

And don't leave the house.

I am not a child.

Leave those.

I'll get it.

Oh, do you need some help with your luggage?

Oh, I got it.

Thanks.

It was nice to meet you.

You too, young man.

You must come back again soon.

If I get an invitation.

Oh, but you must come back.

He lives too far away to come back.

Then you should move near him.

Have you seen my gold watch?

No, dad.

JACK: You're a real sport to put up with my dad.

JUSTIN: You haven't met mine.

[chuckles]

JUSTIN: He kept making these innuendos.

Hey, Jack.

I opened up early to check your car out.

It's ready to go.

Thanks.

It's been great.

Yeah.

Good luck with your meeting.

See you.

I'm Justin Burnet, Burnet Advertising.

The meeting started 10 minutes ago.

Conference Room A. Conference Room A. Wait, wait, no.

To the right.

To the right.

To the right.

Sorry, sorry.

Ah, here he comes now.

Probably stuck in traffic, I bet.

Hi, dad.

I-- I didn't know you would be here.

Well, of course I would be here.

Rockport Ski is our top priority.

Mr. Burnet, I have a meeting with some people from Chicago

in just a few minutes.

So if you could begin your presentation--

You got it.

After extensively researching your product line

and your primary competitors, we've

got a very exciting eye-catching campaign that will boost

your sales through the roof.

Rockport Rock Hard skis.

It's brilliant.

Don't you think?

Everyone wants to feel beautiful and to enjoy

the freedom of water skiing with the wind

against your face and the--

I hope you're not going to show me pictures

of scantily clad models.

We terminated our last advertising

agency because they couldn't come

up with anything more creative.

Rockport Skis is as a family company.

This campaign will treat the ski models

with respect and dignity.

We'll see.

Let me show you some of the graphics

I've been considering as a jumping off point.

Uh, just a quick second here.

Is there a problem?

[nervous laugh]

Of course not.

It seems that some of my drawings

have gotten a little bit wet.

I think I've had a little bit of an accident here.

I would like for you to meet Benny the bunny.

I guess you could say it's a ski bunny.

[laughing]

It's a ski bunny!

Oh, my god!

What a brilliant idea.

The Rockport ski bunny.

Why didn't you mention this on the phone

when we first set the meeting?

Well, I wanted you to meet Benny first.

I knew Rockport Ski would love the Rockport Ski bunny.

He's perfectly adorable.

I was thinking we would get a shot of him on Rockport Skis.

Maybe Benny on the beach with skis beside him?

We could put sunglasses on him.

He's so soft.

He's an Angora.

You mean like the sweaters?

Made from rabbit wool.

We could put him on a sand dune next to Rockport Skis.

We could call it a bunny slope.

Yes.

That's the kind of creative thinking we need.

You had me going there for a minute.

Of course we have to use Benny as the model.

He's so cute.

Um, well, I just brought Benny as an example.

I'm sure we would want to take a look at several other rabbits.

Oh, no.

I'm just wild about Benny.

What the hell is that all about?

They loved it.

How could you do this to me?

You rescheduled the meeting without telling me.

I get a phone call in a panic from their office

wondering where you are.

I come down here to save the account

and then you show up with a completely

different presentation than what we planned.

I rescheduled the meeting.

They knew when I would be here.

And you didn't have the common decency to tell me.

I didn't need to call you.

I had it covered.

How could you take a risk that would

jeopardize the whole account without consulting me first?

We got the campaign.

I got the campaign.

If I hadn't been here to warm them up,

this whole thing would be down the toilet.

Next time you change strategies you discuss it with me first.

I didn't change the campaign.

Then where'd you get the rabbit?

I didn't know he was in the case.

I stayed at a ranch last night when

my car was at the mechanics.

He must have hopped in there when I wasn't looking.

You slept at a ranch with rabbits in your room.

It doesn't matter.

They didn't like the original idea.

They liked this one.

We got the contract.

How can I leave the agency to someone

who behaves rationally with no forethought

for the consequences?

Did you ever trust me?

There's so winning with you.

If I don't tell you exactly what you want to hear

you think I'm fighting with you.

I'm not going to be at the office meeting tonight.

Where are you going?

To take the rabbit back.

Take it back?

What are you talking about?

This is our new mascot.

He's not mine.

I'm taking him back.

Well, you damn well better make him yours until this contract

is finished.

I'm deeply disappointed in you, Justin.

You can do better than this.

I knew you'd be back.

Who is it?

Hi.

Hey, you came back.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I don't know how it happened but I have your rabbit.

Benny, I've been looking for you all day.

Come in.

It's good to see you back again.

You too.

Never leave this house again, young man.

So are you just dropping Benny off and then leaving again?

Do I have to?

You tell me.

Dad wants me to be at the office in the morning.

I figured.

But I need a break.

Stay for dinner.

Twist my arm.

Oh, kinky.

A little.

I like that.

(SINGING) Love that hovers over lovers.

(SPEAKING VOICE) A little opera music.

(SINGING) Speaks in song.

And the fingers clasp that lingers tight and long.

And the music answers swaying to and fro.

Telling you it's true, it's true, I love--

[clears throat]

(SPEAKING VOICE) Right.

I like your singing.

[sigh]

Must fix dinner.

Soy burger OK?

So I get to their office and my father is there.

I thought he was in Austin.

He drove all the way to Rockport

because he doesn't trust me.

I thought this was your account.

It is.

It doesn't matter to him.

We had a big fight.

It was embarrassing.

He's blubbering about all these companies that he's worked with

and how they just love working with them.

This client doesn't care.

They just want a good ad campaign.

So what is this company?

Rockport Skis.

Originally I had planned on doing this ad

display of families spending the weekend

together skiing on the lake.

It's a family oriented company.

Dad insisted we show all these beautiful people on their skis.

I had this picture of an ex-boyfriend who's gorgeous--

well, not as handsome as you.

So the CEO says, I hope you don't

plan on showing me pictures of scantily clad women.

I freaked.

But then I opened my case and there Benny.

And then I thought of it, Benny the ski bunny.

They loved it.

They absolutely loved it.

That's great.

Is everything OK?

Yeah.

Oh, I, uh--

[dishes clattering]

--ex-boyfriend.

No.

It's not that.

So, I came back to ask you a favor.

You did?

Can we borrow Benny for some pictures?

No, I don't think so.

JUSTIN: I won't hurt him.

I'm sure you won't.

I don't understand.

Benny belongs here on the ranch.

I-- I didn't know I'd upset you.

You didn't.

You just caught me off guard.

I don't know whatever I did wrong, but--

You didn't do anything wrong.

You just reminded me--

[sigh]

I'm not around people a lot of here.

Bad memories.

I'm sorry.

Look, you're a nice guy but we shouldn't be doing this.

I mean, you're half my age and there's got to be

something wrong with that.

I don't know what but I'll think of it when it's too late.

What are we doing?

Well, I'm fixing you dinner and I'm hoping that

you're spending the night and--

Oh, god, I'm such an idiot.

You don't want to spend the night.

You just want my rabbit.

That's not true.

If we slept together I would have to say yes.

No.

I'm not ready for this.

I--

OK.

Yeah.

Yeah.

OK.

Wait.

Please, wait.

Where are you going?

Home.

Give him another chance.

He'll change his mind.

About what?

About the rabbits.

The walls are paper thin.

I heard everything.

Oh, well, that-- that's just great.

Well, I wasn't trying to pry but you

were speaking rather loudly.

I'm just making a mess of this.

Well, life is messy, isn't it?

Give him another chance.

He's been alone since Bill died and he's forgotten his manners.

Why are you being so nice to me?

Because you're a salesmen, and that means

you're a scoundrel and a liar.

You know, you remind me a lot of the politicians I mentored.

Come back tomorrow.

I cannot take care of him all by myself.

I'd like a room for the night.

Didnt' work out with you and Jack last night, hun?

What?

Well, you spent the night out at his house.

How did you-- I wrecked-- I wrecked my car.

Not my business where y'all slept last night.

I slept on his couch.

Room three.

Ice machines down at the end of the building and we

have open mic night across the street.

[laughing and talking]

[can opens]

[tv sounds]

[music playing from bar]

(SINGING) Clouds will soon roll by.

Though fate may lead us astray.

[music playing from bar]

(SINGING) Love will find a way.

[applause]

(SPEAKING) Oh, OK, folks.

We have a new member of the community.

Come on, Justin.

Come on up. Come on.

Let's welcome Justin.

May I join you?

Sure.

I'm sorry I acted weird back at the house.

It was unexpected.

We were vacationing with Peter in Andorra.

I was showing Bill my childhood home so I took him skiing.

He was skiing in front of me and somebody

cut him off so he veered off to the right and hit a tree.

And I came up behind him he was already gone.

You think you cried it all out at the funeral.

But then something reminds you.

Right.

It was a nice surprise to find you here.

I thought I'd stay to check out the town.

Well, you can see about all of it in five minutes.

[chuckling]

People seem to be accepting.

Yeah.

Most are.

So are you sticking around just to borrow Benny?

No.

I'm looking for a new place to call home.

Uh huh.

(SINGING) Dreaming of you, that's all I do.

Austin.

Cottonwood.

Austin.

Cottonwood.

I don't know.

It's a toss up.

Your dad suggest that I talk to you tomorrow.

He thought you might change your mind.

What else did Peter tell you?

You're lonely?

He told you I'm lonely?

He says you haven't been dating since Bill passed away.

Peter is always pushing me to get involved with someone

again.

I thinks it's because he can't anymore.

He lives vicariously through me.

He seems independent to me.

I can't leave him alone for 20 minutes.

He wants to know every detail about my life.

Who did I talk to?

What did they say?

What did I say?

At least your father listens to you.

He pries.

No detail is private.

You're lucky if your father leaves you alone.

I don't know.

(SINGING) Dreams come true.

[applause]

How do you treat your boyfriend.

Oh, I mean.

My dad knows.

I mean, he must.

It's just it's something we don't talk about.

He doesn't know.

He's not stupid, just self involved.

Peter was jubilant when he met my first lover.

He caught me and Tommy, this kid from high school, in the barn.

He thought it was so chic.

He started introducing me as his gay son, Jackson.

[laughs]

I couldn't believe he said that.

Have you met my gay son, Jackson?

I thought he was only saying that because he knew I was gay.

No.

He tells everyone that.

How embarrassing.

Wasn't he afraid the neighbors would beat you

up or burn crosses in the yard?

Well, my grandparents lived in the town,

so-- most people just looked the other way

about things like that.

So where are you staying tonight?

I got a room at the Betty Bye Motel.

Oh, that's a terrible place.

The railroad tracks are right behind it.

You're going to be up all night.

You said it was OK.

I like trains.

I haven't heard any trains.

You will.

Do you remember the "I Love Lucy" episode where-- Oh, no.

Nevermind.

You're too young.

I've seen "I Love Lucy."

OK.

Well, they were driving somewhere

and they stopped at a motel in the middle of the night.

And there were train tracks right behind it and every time

the train went by the whole building rattled.

They slept on bunk beds.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

How dated is that?

Well, people didn't have sex in those days, just children.

My favorite episode is the chocolate candy factory.

My favorite episode is when Lucy got the loving

cup stuck on her head.

I didn't see it.

What's a loving cup?

Well, it's a big cup and she puts it on her head.

And it gets stuck.

Right.

I didn't see that episode.

I don't think they play it on TV anymore.

I don't know why.

After all the accidents with loving

cups getting stuck on people's heads

they had to stop running it.

Emergency rooms were packed for days.

It was a crisis.

Did you ever see the sleeping car episode?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And she keeps pulling the emergency brake.

Right.

Who was the actor who played the conductor?

Um.

You know.

You know.

(DEEP VOICE) Yes.

[laughing]

(NORMAL VOICE) He was funny.

You're funny.

You've got a great smile.

Thanks.

You are very--

JACK: Don't say it.

What?

JACK: I'm older.

Kids your age call me distinguished.

I am not a kid.

You're a child.

I'm old enough to know what I want.

Me too.

I was going to say, I think you're very sexy.

[laughs]

I can't believe someone your age is putting the make on me.

So after traveling all of the world, why did you settle here?

We got tired of the congestion in the cities.

We wanted something simple that we

could afford so that we could splurge on cruises and trips

around the world.

At least that's what Bill said.

It's funny.

After we moved out here he go projects in Houston and Dallas.

We rarely travelled anywhere together.

I'd love to travel.

See different countries.

I miss it.

I'm stuck here with Peter.

Your dad said you grew up surrounded by world leaders,

corporate tycoons, royalty.

Don't listen to him, he makes everything sound

better than it was.

Makes what sound better?

Your life.

Oh, my life has been a whirlwind of sensations.

Excuse me.

Don't be afraid to be yourself, young man.

Life is too short.

If you wait too long to be who you are,

you could miss out on all the fun.

Looks like Peter's ready for bed.

I better get him home.

Oh, you came!

That means you'll be here for tomorrow night's bible study.

Bring Jack.

We're doing the Song of Solomon.

I don't think I'll be here tomorrow.

Oh, well we'll see.

Look, I'm ready to call it a night myself.

I'll drop him off on my way.

I'll take care of it.

No, no.

Stay and entertain your guest.

He gets confused when he's tired.

I know.

It's all right.

Look, be a gentlemen and walk Justin to his motel.

So tell me about this ad campaign of yours.

Well, it totally changed today thanks to Bunny.

Now we're going to use a rabbit that looks a lot like Benny

on water skis with a slogan "Rock Hard with Rockport."

[chuckles]

Showing the contrast between the fluffy bunny

and the durable water skis.

[laughing]

Who thought of that idea?

I did.

I even have several ideas about how to shoot it.

Someday I want my own studio.

What's stopping you?

I can't even talk about it with my father.

I sort of brought it up to him once

and it was like I was betraying him.

To take pictures?

He thinks I'll start my own business.

I spend all my time working for him.

Maybe you should start your own business.

He can hire someone else.

I can't.

Why not?

Guilt. He's my dad.

[sigh]

I know the feeling.

Well, thanks for walking with me.

Sure.

Well, I didn't want you to get lost.

Yeah.

Because I never could have found my way across the street.

You never know what happens out here in the country.

I can only imagine.

[heavy breathing]

[train whistle]

[train sounds]

[laughing]

Wow.

That was incredible.

The earth moved.

[laughing]

You're so beautiful.

And you're so young.

How did I get so old?

How old are you?

46.

Mm, my dad is 45.

Oh, my god.

I'm older than your father?

What's the big deal?

That's like some kind of "Oedipus Rex" thing.

I'm not ripping out my eyes, OK?

Don't they say you're only as old as you feel?

Yeah.

Old people say that.

[laughing]

I like you.

I like what 46 years has done to you.

[laughing]

Where is everyone?

Where is the ambassador?

Don't these people in Washington know that I need support?

We just received word from Washington, sir.

The president is counting on you for tomorrow

morning's negotiations.

He has every confidence in you.

I have the paperwork here.

Let me see.

You already memorized it, sir.

I'll give you an early morning wake up call so that we can

review any last minute details.

Fine.

Fine.

Have you seen my wife?

She returns tomorrow from Buckingham Palace

and her meeting with the queen.

They had a marvelous time shopping together.

She always spends too much.

Peter--

I know you.

Jackson, what am I doing out of bed?

You had a bad dream.

Come on back.

I'll tuck you in.

I must've fallen asleep.

Hello, Justin.

You were in my bed when I woke up.

Yes, I was.

Why did you leave?

I was looking for you.

Come back to be and I'll massage your aching muscles.

No.

I better get home before the neighbors start talking.

Fuck the neighbors.

He would if he had the chance.

Yes, I might.

Oh, hello, Justin.

I'm glad to see you could make it back.

I told you he'd change his mind.

Could you stop meddling in my life?

Look at the pot calling the kettle black?

Coming, my dear?

What the hell.

Huh, I thought she was a lesbian.

Apparently not.

Come to bed with me.

I'll massage your aching muscles.

You already have.

I should warn you.

I snore.

So do I.

Oh, good we'll keep them up all night.

[snoring]

[bleating]

[peter bleats]

[bleating]

[peter bleats]

[peter bleats]

Justin.

Justin, wake up.

What?

The president is on the line.

He needs you to negotiate world peace.

He believed it.

It seemed to make him happy.

He doesn't need any help losing his grip on reality.

It's because he has his own reality.

He moved in two weeks after Bill's memorial

needing me to take care of him.

When do I get my own life back?

He'll live another 20 years, but he won't remember any of it.

It's a progressive disease.

What are you doing with me?

What do you mean?

Go out with someone your own age.

I don't want someone my own age.

They don't know what they want.

And you do?

I'm falling in love with you.

I always thought that love at first sight

was for shallow people.

[laughs]

In the past I've dated guys who I

thought I could get along with.

Accept them and their unique qualities.

I love you, but I want to have sex with everyone else

and not you.

Mm.

Or, wait, I want to have sex with you all the time

on my webcam.

[laughing]

Which website was that?

He's still streaming.

I think he's on boyfriend number 58.

[laughing]

There's nothing wrong with having sex, you know?

Oh, I agree.

I just want my boyfriend to have sex with me

more than anyone else.

OK.

Now rise and shine, lover of mine.

Don't tell me you're one of those morning people.

Yep.

Up and at them!

Kiss my ass.

Get up.

The animals are hungry.

Come on, Benny.

I'm up.

Where's the bacon?

We don't have any.

What is all this stuff?

Regurgitated beans.

It's curdled soy bean.

[disgusted sound]

For you, my darling.

Thank you.

How sweet.

I'm going home for breakfast.

Take me with you.

Not today.

I've got to go to the shop later.

Oh, Jack, I forgot to tell you.

I brought you two more rabbits.

Put them out in the barn.

Some kid just didn't want them.

Parents asked if I could bring them out to you.

What's this doing in here?

I don't know.

Dammit, dad.

You did it again.

I didn't do anything.

Who else put the milk in the cupboard?

I didn't do it.

You don't remember but I know you did.

Hey, so what?

It's only milk.

Stay out of this.

Jack, chill out.

No, you chill out.

He can't remember anything.

He can't even remember last night.

Mistakes happen.

All the time.

Jack, you've got a chip on your shoulder

and it doesn't suit you.

I'm sorry, son.

You know what surprises me is that Peter would ever

want to live here with you.

Shit.

Where did all these come from?

Mostly pets.

Kids get them for Easter.

Then they get bored with them.

Start to neglect them.

Why do you keep Benny in the house and all of these

out here?

I can't have a dozen rabbits running around the house.

[laughing]

No, Benny was the first orphan.

A rancher was raising him to be a breeding buck

but he wasn't quite performing his duties.

So I saved him from the butcher's block.

All these are rejects?

Shh.

Don't let them hear you say that.

You're not a reject are you, Ginger?

No, you're not.

Some people save dogs or cats and I save rabbits.

Where'd you learn to do all this?

I went to high school in Grover.

And when you grow up in a ranching community,

the popular classes are Ag.

My grandparents live near there.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

But I grew up in Austin.

I took journalism.

Mm.

I wasn't a very good student.

I passed out on the field trip to the slaughterhouse.

Teacher gave me an A anyway.

Extra credit?

Baseball team.

Oh.

Even got a college scholarship.

Where'd you go?

Southwest.

Played a couple seasons and then I tore up my knee.

I realized I couldn't do that any longer so I

took a couple of computer classes--

could you hand me Babs here?

And I met the right people and we started our own company,

sold it before it all crashed.

[train whistle]

Train.

You can hear it when the winds is out of the north.

I know it's not my place to tell you this,

but he didn't mean to do it intentionally.

The milk is ruined.

It'll happen again.

He is struggling to do his best.

It's really kind of funny.

It's not funny.

It's my father losing his memory.

He was a brilliant statesman.

You can get angry and scream at him

or you can just laugh about it.

I can't live like this.

I could.

If he's having a happy memory than just go along with it.

It's not always a happy memory.

He panics.

His blood pressure goes through the roof.

We've been to the emergency room twice this month!

Arguing with him about reality is futile.

He misplaces things.

He ruins food.

He's your father.

I'm going to be like him in 25 years.

If I ever get like this, take me out back and shoot me.

Is that Benny?

Where?

Past the bushes.

I think I see another rabbit.

Benny?

He has got to stop letting you out of the house.

I'll take him inside.

He's really a very unique rabbit.

Are you sure I can't borrow him for a couple of days?

It means that much to you, huh?

My dad is counting on me.

And you can't disappoint your father.

I always disappoint dad.

I don't want him leaving the ranch.

What if we shot the pictures here?

Here.

Help me load these old costumes into the truck.

What the high school doesn't want they can burn.

Oh, these bags of wool.

I don't know what to do with them.

Bill was going to card it and then

spin it, turn it into some kind of vest or something.

Where did it come from?

Well, Benny and the others.

I keep brushing them every day.

I should probably just throw it away.

Well, not today.

Here.

Take these.

If I put these over here would this give

you enough room in this corner?

Yeah.

That'll be great.

What are they?

Oh, those are the mock-ups that Bill

used to make for the costumes.

How cool.

I think this would work.

Tom Burnet.

Hey, dad.

Where are you?

In Cottonwood.

I'm taking shots of the rabbit.

You're taking the shots?

Justin, that's what we hire photographers for.

I've told you that.

The pictures are going great, dad.

I've got a lot of ideas.

TOM (ON PHONE): Well, you've really bungled it this time.

What are you talking about?

We lost the contract.

How could we lose the contract?

You don't answer your phone.

You don't message me with your whereabouts.

For all I know you've run off to Mexico.

We were just there.

How can we lose the contract so fast?

Well, if you'd brought that rabbit right back to the office

after the meeting we could have knocked

out the entire campaign.

But, no, you're off gallivanting around in god knows where.

I'm doing the best I can under the circumstances.

Your best isn't good enough.

I'll get the contract back.

I swear.

What happened?

I've got to get going.

Where?

I've got to go fix things.

I'll be back.

I promise.

I love you.

This has been the best week of my life.

Mine, too.

I love you.

My assistant has been trying to reach you.

My cell doesn't always get service.

Well, it's just a shame it didn't work out.

But I thoroughly enjoyed our meeting.

Listen, it's my fault. I got so caught up in the shoot

I didn't check my messages.

I know if you'll just take a look at some of these shots

you'll change your mind about--

Change my mind?

About hiring the Chicago advertising company.

Chicago advertising?

Oh, I didn't hire a Chicago advertising agency.

Didn't your father tell you?

No.

I sold the company to Chicago investors.

They're bringing in their own CEO.

You sold the company?

Well, I think the new CEO is planning

some tawdry advertisements using bodybuilders.

Oh?

But I loved your rabbit.

He's just adorable.

Benny the bunny.

So you won't be advertising.

I've been doing some research on Angora rabbits.

Is this your rabbit or did you get him from an Angora ranch?

No, I-- I borrowed him.

I'd like to get in touch with the rancher.

Unless he has an exclusive contract on the Angora fiber

I think we're prepared to make him a reasonable offer.

Oh, no, he doesn't--

It's the perfect fiber for our line of baby blankets.

Huh.

Did I show you the picture of my latest grandchild?

This is my fifth grandchild.

Isn't he adorable?

Oh, he's so cute I could just eat him up.

There are his little toes.

Yeah.

He's-- he's a very cute baby.

And here is at birth and after his first bath.

There's his little winky.

So you're starting a new company making baby blankets?

Eventually we'll cross over to clothing up to 3-year-olds.

Now, this is Jonah and Morgan.

What's your new company called?

Rockport Baby Products.

Oh, and here's everybody at the San Antonio Zoo.

And you said it's for a more upscale clientele?

We're looking at markets in Houston, Dallas, Irvine,

possibly Scottsdale and Palm Springs also

to hit the grandparents.

So you need a name that really captures the snugly warmth

of your baby blankets.

Snuggly warmth.

I like that.

How about Benny's Bunny Blankets?

Benny's Bunny Blankets.

I love it!

Now, Justin, I wasn't going to mention this.

But your father, I'm sure he's a very nice man, but somewhat old

school.

Quite frankly he reminds me of my ex.

I think this is a project we can work on together.

Don't you think?

Yes!

Hey.

How'd it go?

Great.

Hi.

Better than great.

I think I might have found someone who's

interested in buying all that Angora wool

you've been collecting.

And I'm going to start designing a new ad

campaign for baby blankets.

Baby Blankets What happened to the water ski company?

She didn't cancel the contract.

She sold the business.

There never was a contract.

It's totally typical of my dad to manipulate the situation

to try and make me feel bad so he can have

some kind of power over me.

Justin, you better brace yourself.

Your dad's here.

How did he find the ranch?

You used my phone to call him.

He looked at the caller ID.

Well, what does he know?

You went to Rockport--

No.

About us.

Nothing.

Well, except I think he just saw us kiss.

My son with yours.

Well, I guess I don't have to tell him anything now, do I?

Doesn't that bother you?

Well, he is a bit young, but wise.

I meant their lifestyle.

Don't you want to tell him?

Yeah.

I do.

Well, Jackson's mother and I were a bit worried

about moving back to Texas.

She has family here, of course.

But then I was so excited to meet Jackson's first boyfriend.

Up until then I thought we'd raised another dull American.

I'd say he's outgrown the small minded quite well.

But then small minded live everywhere, don't they.

It just isn't right.

I'm afraid I don't follow you.

Choosing the homosexual lifestyle.

Good god, man.

What rock have you been living under?

Just give me a second.

Let me think about how I'm going to put it.

I don't approve of this behavior.

This is your attitude toward your own son?

I don't think I approve of your method of fathering.

He's just trying to get back at me for not remarrying.

This is not all about you, dear boy.

Our children just need a chance to live

their own lives, not the lives that we may want for them.

Justin and Jack are meant for each other.

Only a fool interferes with matters of the heart.

Are you implying that I'm a fool?

I never implied anything of the sort.

I'm merely stating the obvious.

Isn't it time for you TV show?

Oh!

Mustn't miss today's episode.

Do you need anything to drink?

No.

Justin will be in in a minute.

-You played ball? -Yeah.

A couple years.

I played Junior Varsity.

Joined the business club my senior year

and didn't have time for the games.

Does this say Grover High School?

Yeah.

I went to Grover.

JACK: No kidding.

This was a class ahead of mine.

You're Jackson Striker.

Tommy Burnet?

I thought you moved to Spain.

Tommy the towel boy?

Oh my god.

You're Justin's father.

He didn't tell me.

What?

He does know, doesn't he?

What are you talking about?

About you?

That was a long time ago.

Oh, come on.

I got married and lead a normal life.

Tommy the towel boy.

I didn't even know what was happening.

You are shitting me.

I don't approve of what's going on here.

You don't approve.

What did you do to lure him here?

I didn't do anything.

He's half your age.

He pursued me.

You're a cradle robber.

I am not a chicken hawk.

I kept discouraging him.

My own son.

How could I know that?

Hi, dad.

What are you doing here?

Benny was outside again.

Dammit.

Dad.

I kept discouraging him.

Who were you trying to discourage?

You.

Dad!

Our business here is finished, Justin.

From what?

From dating me.

Dad, I guess you've already met, Jack, my boyfriend.

Yes.

And now we're leaving.

Did you know your father and I went to the same high school.

You're kidding.

Yeah, he used to hang around the baseball team a lot.

He didn't ever tell you that, did he?

No.

It seems there's a couple things he didn't tell you.

You two know each other?

Stop this right now.

Justin, I want you out of this house.

You don't belong here.

I like it here.

What is it you haven't told me?

Nothing.

I'll tell him.

No, you won't.

Tell me what?

Yes, I will.

Tell me what?

You look a lot like your father.

Well, in some ways when he was younger.

Justin, I want you out of this house.

Did the two of you play baseball together?

Oh, we played together.

This is outrageous!

Dad!

How can you listen to anything that this-- this-- this--

Dad!

This what?

I can't even say it.

The other kids gave you a lot of shit, didn't they?

What was it?

Tutti fruity Tommy?

No.

Of course they gave me hell, too

What is so important that you had to interrupt my program.

You let the rabbit out again.

No, I didn't.

He's hopping around here somewhere.

Justin just brought him in from outside.

I didn't let him out of the house.

Then how did he get out?

I don't know, son.

Hey, dad, is this true?

Dad?

I can't believe this.

How do you think I feel finding you here with him?

You can't be gay.

You've always known I'm gay.

Don't you ever pay any attention to me.

Hello?

I've never taken a girl on a date.

I didn't raise you to be like this.

I was on the high school paper and then the glee club.

What are your plans, Justin?

What are you going to do with your life?

Throw it away?

What possible life could you have for yourself out

here in the middle of nowhere?

You have a career, a good job, and lots of friends

waiting for you back in Austin?

What possible life could you have out here?

I don't have any plans!

I'm just here.

It feels right.

You are not my son.

What are you saying to me?

I'm heartbroken.

Dad!

There's only one thing to do about this.

Tom, hold on a minute there.

This was a mistake.

I'm going to try and forget everything

that just happened in there.

Where are you going, Tom?

To the office.

Your son is in there and he needs your support.

My support?

After what he's done to me?

Give him some time to think things through.

He wasn't expecting to find out that his father

had a little dalliance on the other side in high school.

That was something he never should have heard about.

Well, now that he has, give him some time to absorb it.

You can come back in the morning and have

a nice, calm father son talk.

I have work to do.

He's your son.

At least give him a chance to explain himself in the morning.

He has no idea what I've sacrificed for him.

Well, that's something you can explain to him in the morning

here over breakfast.

In the meantime, I recommend a good night's sleep.

Where's my father?

He's coming back in the morning.

Shit.

I asked him to come back so that you two can talk.

He's staying the night at the Betty Bye.

The Betty Bye?

He needs a good nights sleep.

He once told me when I was, what, 14 that every man goes

through a homosexual phase.

But that they grow out of it.

But some emotionally immature men get stuck and remain

homosexual their whole life.

I mean, I was just a teenager.

What did I know?

I thought maybe he was right.

But, you know, after discovering that so many actors and rock

stars and politicians are gay, I was like, that just

doesn't make any sense.

He can't accept his own feelings.

[train whistle]

Train.

Train.

[train sounds]

I've never felt so comfortable before, like I belong.

You do.

I'm prepared to forget about the events of yesterday.

Just pack up your things and let's go back to Austin.

I'm not leaving.

Lovers come and go, but I'm your father.

You'll always have me.

For once in your life, think this through.

I love him.

He's twice your age.

Yep.

A man who preys on the innocence of my son

is not welcome in my house.

Think of your family.

What would your grandparents say?

This will kill your grandmother.

Have you even discussed this with them?

No, of course not.

Then how do you know it would kill them?

I know my mother well enough to know this

will put her in her deathbed.

What about when you were in high school?

They don't know anything about that.

I don't understand how you could be so hard on me

when you're the one lying to yourself.

I haven't lied to anyone.

Playing it straight.

I did the honorable thing.

What?

I did this for you.

You didn't get married for me.

Your mother and I were good friends.

It was the proper thing to do.

The doctor noted on the records that you were premature.

Did you even love her?

Yes, I'm sure I did.

Wait a minute, what do you mean the doctor noted on the record

that I was premature?

There would have been a scandal and your mother

didn't deserve that.

Oh, my god!

You married my mom because she was pregnant?

Why didn't you tell me this?

I was protecting you.

Stop protecting me.

Stop lying to me.

Are you or are you not gay?

[sigh]

I don't have those feelings anymore.

If I had pursued that lifestyle, I couldn't have

provided for you like I have.

Look at all the things I've given you.

Do you know how hard I've tried to be perfect for you?

To do exactly what you want when you want?

You're so hard on everyone else to cover up

for your own goddamn frustrations

with your own fucked up life!

Don't use that language with me.

I can't be you or a better version of you.

I'm going to be me and do exactly what I want.

You may be my father.

I may have inherited your genes, but you can't run my life.

What about your college education?

Are you going to throw that away?

I'm not throwing away my education.

Well, it will certainly do you a lot of good out

here in the sticks.

Jack is fun.

I want to be with him.

How are you going to make money?

Or is he going to support you until some other naive, stupid

kid comes along to fall for his ploy?

I may be naive, and you may think I'm stupid,

but I'm starting my own business.

I have my first client.

TOM: Who?

A baby blanket designer.

I've even considered designing a series of greeting cards

with Benny the bunny as mascot.

Well, what a-- what a fine career that is.

Rabbit greeting cards.

I love you.

But I can't work for you anymore.

It's crazy for you to throw your life away like this.

It's my life.

You wasted yours by denying yourself

even the slightest possibility of

a close, intimate relationship.

I'm not going to make that mistake.

What do you know?

I did learn something from you.

Go back to Austin.

Go back to your life.

Let me start mine.

Good by, dad.

[bleating]

What are you doing?

Your goat ate my blushing bride.

What?

It's out in the garden right now.

I'll go get her, fine.

Oh, forget it.

The roses needed trimming anyway.

Um, I'm sorry about what I said about you.

When?

In front of Bobby in the kitchen.

I've forgotten all about it.

Just a little joke, son.

I don't like being this way.

I know, dad.

Uh, what's with the sign?

Well, I don't like living in the past either.

It may be the only thing I can remember.

You loved Andorra.

I still do.

But this is your home, not mine.

I'm moving in with Bobbi.

What?

She's picking me up later.

What are you talking about?

You're not moving in with Bobbi.

Yes, I am.

Don't contradict your father.

It's impolite.

You forget things.

I seem to remember that I forget.

How can I forget that I forget?

You think I'm happy about it?

I can't remember what I had for breakfast let alone where

I left my reading glasses.

I'll have to have a talk with Bobbi.

About what?

She knows I can't remember anything.

I'll be making love to her and I can't even remember her name.

Don't tell me these things.

Then stop meddling in my affairs.

I'm a grown man.

I can make my own decisions.

You can't move out.

Yes, I can. And I am.

Why?

Because Bobbi cooks meat.

Tonight we're having prime rib.

Hah!

I remembered that, didn't I?

And green beans with bacon.

And tomorrow she's fixing sausage and ham for breakfast.

She can't take care of you.

I don't need somebody to wipe my ass.

And when I do, I've arranged with my attorney to go

to that convalescent home.

What's-- what's its name.

I can't remember.

When did you plan all this?

When I realized that you were ready to start loving again.

You need some space in your own life.

I worry about you, dad.

Nonsense.

What does worry get you?

Nothing.

I love Bobbi.

Or at least I like being with her.

And she thinks your old man is quite the catch.

[chuckling]

You are really something.

I love you, son.

But if I need another fucking tofu tamale

I'll be embalmed before I'm dead.

I can't find Benny in the house.

I didn't let him out.

He must be around here somewhere.

Benny?

Benny?

Here he is.

I thought you said Benny is a male.

Yeah, he's a buck.

Well, I got news for you.

Your rabbit is gay.

Rabbits aren't gay.

Well, these two are.

I don't believe it.

Gay rabbits.

That must be why he kept getting out.

I told you he was sneaking out.

They want to be together.

He's in love.

He is.

Well, there's only one thing to do about this.

[organ music]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together

to join these two fabulously handsome bucks

in a state of marital bliss.

Do you, Benny, take Jackrabbit to be your spouse for life?

He does.

And do you, Jackrabbit, take Benny

to be your spouse for life?

I do.

I-- I mean he does.

You do?

I do.

So do I.

I now pronounce you a united couple in our community.

(SINGING) Oh, I'm just wild about Jackson.

And Jackson is wild about me.

That's more like it.

(BOTH SINGING) The heavenly blisses of your kisses

fill me with ecstasy.

Your sweet just like Easter candy.

And just like honey from the bee.

Oh, I'm just wild about Jackson and he's just wild about,

cannot do without, he's just wild about me.

(EVERYONE SINGING) We're just wild about Benny.

And Benny is wild as can be.

The heavenly blisses of his kisses fill us with ecstasy.

He's sweet just like Easter candy.

And just like honey from the bee.

Oh, we're just wild about Benny.

And he's just wild about, cannot do without,

he's just wild about me.

We're just wild about Benny.

And Benny is wild as can be.

The heavenly blisses of his kisses fill us with ecstasy.

He's sweet just like Easter candy.

And just like honey from the bee.

Oh, we're just wild about Benny and he's just wild about,

cannot do without, he's just wild about me!

[laughing]

She was yawning?

Yes!

Yes!

[music playing]

(ALL SINGING) After the show is over, after the lights come on,

after the puck was eaten, after the candy

is gone, many a heart is dreaming,

if you could only know.

How many men that are ready after the show.

[music playing]