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Whoa! Sh--
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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There's a woman
breastfeeding in the lobby.
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-Whatever. I even don't care.
-She's got huge boobs!
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Good for her. Good for that baby.
Hopefully, the dad's… good to that baby.
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You're not gonna look at these boobs?
We never get boobs in here.
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-How big?
-They're gigantic.
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Whatever. Just take a picture
and show me later.
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-You've never seen boobs like this.
-I don't even care.
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I think he's still upset about the news.
He hasn't spoken to me all week.
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Is that a cricket?
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Shane does sometimes put a cricket in here
when he's upset.
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Effective tactic.
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He's a very tactical guy.
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Listen, I need you
to talk to Shane for me.
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I think communication between
you two is paramount.
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Look, Will. At some point, I'm gonna need
you to start doing my dirty work
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if you wanna be my right hand.
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Me?
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-I definitely wanna be your hand.
-Good.
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By the way,
what's going on out there with snacks?
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-There's hardly anything. It's a bad look.
-Oh, I'm ordering pizza.
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Good idea.
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Let's get four meat lovers,
four plain cheese.
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Are there really
that many meat eaters here?
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Because people say they want meat,
but then they just eat cheese,
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and that screws over
the plain cheese people.
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It does happen. People get fast and loose.
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They say, "Oh, I want meat," then go,
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"I'll try some plain,"
but then there's no plain left.
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You know, honestly, I think
if we start making some money around here,
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I might, during a time like this,
order myself a large, plain cheese pizza
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because then I wouldn't have to…
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I knew that would eventually end.
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♪ Father of mine ♪
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♪ Tell me, where have you been? ♪
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♪ You know, I just closed my eyes ♪
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♪ My whole world disappeared… ♪
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-Think that's about me?
-♪ Father of mine ♪
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♪ Take me back to the day… ♪
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Who knows?
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♪ …your golden boy
Just before you… ♪
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Thanks for all you've done.
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-Appreciate it. Okay.
-Of course.
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-Hey, Jon.
-Hey, Darnell. How are ya?
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Hey, guys.
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-What's going on?
-Good.
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It's all right. Plant those cookies
and bring a couple over.
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-You all right?
-Yeah.
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So we're gonna buy a house,
tell 'em we can afford this shit.
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-You know?
-Yeah.
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All right. Hey, nice to see you.
Good to see you, Darnell.
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Thanks, Dave. And I'm Jon, by the way.
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How you doing?
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Real good.
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-What did he tell you to tell me?
-Who… Uh…
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He wants to know
why you're so mad.
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I'm not mad.
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-Fucking girls get mad. I'm stewing.
-What can I do to help?
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Two months ago, everything was good.
I was getting a bonus every week.
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Phil was in Key West.
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Now he comes up here, wines and dines you,
gets right in your pants.
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-He's not in my pants!
-He's not in your pants.
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-He's got his hand up your butt.
-No.
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He's using you. He's going,
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"You should be nice to your dad."
You're his butt-puppet.
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I'm not. I'm his right-hand man.
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He's trying to talk to me
through your butt. I'm not falling for it.
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He's not using my butt.
He's using my mouth.
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Wait! Shane, you know what you're being?
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You're being a chilly girlfriend, okay?
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There's a party going on,
everybody's having a good time,
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but it's cold and you forgot your coat,
so you're like…
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"Oh, I wanna go home!"
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"I'm too cold."
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No, you're being…
you're being hot bitch girlfriend.
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The party actually does suck,
and it is fucking cold.
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Everybody's telling you, you look good,
so you wanna stay. And guess what?
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We both know, deep down inside,
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you've looked better than you do now,
and you've got split ends.
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Fine.
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Scurry off, butt-puppet.
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Report another failure.
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"Butt-puppet" was good.
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Chilly fucking girlfriend. I won that.
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Will, Will, Will, Will. Hey.
Can I talk to you for a second?
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No!
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Look, you're clearly still mad at me
about the conference thing. I'm sorry.
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Oh, I don't give a shit.
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I'm not wasting any energy
being mad at you.
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You're telling me you don't have
any draft emails about this?
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Okay. Can I help you with something?
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Will, do you like me?
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Not really.
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-Why not?
-'Cause you're a hard person to be around.
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Says who?
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Says everybody.
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-Come on. People love me.
-They don't love you!
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They pretend to love you
because you're their boss,
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but if they met you out
at, like, a bowling alley,
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they would talk to you
and then walk away and be like, "Ugh."
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Yeah, I, uh…
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I actually kind of figured that.
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Then why do you act like this?
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I… I don't know, Will. I mean,
you know, I got four older brothers.
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The pride of the family.
Handsome, jacked, tall.
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Everybody loved them. Girls loved them.
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That's all they talked about,
was just getting girls all the time, and…
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I don't know.
I thought maybe if I acted like them,
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maybe people would like me too.
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And I did…
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I did fuck girls.
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-I got a lot of pussy, actually.
-Okay.
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-And people did love me.
-Can we wrap this up?
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Whoa. Come on, Will.
Sorry. Tell me about your uncle.
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Why don't you go introduce yourself?
I'm sure he's gonna love you.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing.
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Thank you for being here.
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Hey, Uncle Jon.
Can I talk to you for a sec?
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Yeah.
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Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah.
How you doing?
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-How you feeling about all this?
-How am I feeling?
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Shit, I am so happy.
I can't begin to tell you.
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Really?
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-Yeah.
-Cool.
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'Cause I heard people go downhill quick
after they retire.
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Yeah, well, if that's the case, then, uh,
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I'm gonna have fun going down.
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-Can people with dementia have fun?
-Jesus, Shane. You okay? What's going on?
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-I think you're making a mistake.
-Oh!
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I'm happier than I've been in a long time,
and that can't be a bad thing.
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Come on. It'll be fine.
Let's have a drink.
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Uncle Jon, you know my dad.
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The second this place has a bad month,
he's gonna sell it.
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Then me and Will are out of a job.
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-Come on. Let's have a drink.
-No, I'm all right. I'm good.
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Hey, Dave.
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Hey.
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Hey, Ron.
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What's up, Dave?
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How you doing, bud?
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I'm all right.
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Good.
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Great.
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Maybe put that over there.
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Does he fucking know?
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Hey, Phil. How are you?
Dave. General manager here.
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-Nice to meet you, Dale.
-Hey. Phil, right? Chuck.
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-Nice to meet you, Chuck.
-Nice to meet you.
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We were actually in the middle
of a private conversation.
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That's funny.
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-You mind if I jump in?
-Yes, we do.
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Hey, Phil. You got a minute to talk?
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Right with you, Jon.
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-Excuse me, uh, Chuck.
-Chuck, yeah.
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And, uh, Dale.
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Dave.
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Way to go, idiot. You just scared him off.
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I didn't. He was barely looking at ya.
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It's fine.
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How's the Invisalign going, Chuck?
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I think you know it's not going well.
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What do you think's
gonna happen to us?
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-Nothing.
-Are you sure?
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You worried about something?
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I mean,
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I just feel a little stuck right now
'cause my dad clearly wants to retire.
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I gave you a job,
and now you're making mine harder.
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And I can't just force him
to work here forever.
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But if he sells it to somebody
like Marilyn's, I'm out of a job.
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I am firing every one
of you fucking blockheads day one.
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So then there's Phil.
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If you were looking to get into business
with me, you have to show me your balls.
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But it's Phil.
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I dunno. He seems fine.
I was talking to him earlier.
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-About what?
-The car.
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He liked it. He thinks if I fix it up,
I can get double what I paid for it.
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Double your money.
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-He was encouraging you to sell it?
-I don't know if he's encouraging.
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He's just saying it's an option.
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You sell it and move on
to the next project.
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I feel like I'm a little underdressed.
What do you think?
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-No, you look good.
-I don't think so.
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I wanna go home and change.
I'm gonna go home. I'll be back.
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Hey! What's up, Shane?
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Yo. What's up with you and Lisa?
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Nothing, dude. It's all good.
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Ron's got no idea.
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Bro, I think he has a fucking idea.
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Nah, he's just an intense guy.
I think he's on the spectrum.
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-You fucking cucked an autistic dude?
-It's all good. They have no idea.
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They're probably arguing
about something else, so…
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Um, tell me about your dad.
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Like, is he cool?
He seems like a cool guy.
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-I'm gonna be working for him, so…
-He's gonna fucking hate you.
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-What?
-I mean, he's, like, real religious.
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What?
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-I'm basically like the Antichrist.
-I know.
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You're like a badass devil guy.
Pussy-hound. Devil man.
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Mm-hmm.
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-You still like me, right?
-Yeah. You're the fucking best.
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You're one of the worst people I've met.
It's awesome.
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Thank you, man.
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Just don't bring up
any of the pussy stuff, or drugs,
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or any of the other
cool devil stuff you do with my dad.
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You know what you should do?
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Look up a Bible verse
about hard work or something like that.
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Okay. I can handle that.
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"Thou shall not fuck
an autistic guy's wife."
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That's not in there.
They didn't know about that back then.
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If they rewrote the Commandments,
that would be high up there.
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-It wouldn't be top ten.
-Don't say any of this shit to my dad.
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-Fuck!
-You'll be all right.
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I'm fucked!
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Jon, you just gotta trust me.
I'm your brother.
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-I'm not gonna sell Valley Forge.
-You got a bit of a track record.
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With live bait stands.
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Okay, listen to me.
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The whole reason I stayed in this business
is because I wanted Will to have a job.
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-You're not gonna fuck him, are you?
-Oh my God. What are we talking about?
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-Well, I talked with Shane--
-You talked with Shane?
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Yes. He's worried about it.
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Shane's worried about it?
Let me tell you something.
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Shane is an emo baby.
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You know he plants crickets in here
just to fuck with Will.
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-Sounds like something you'd do.
-Well, yeah. It's genius.
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Yeah.
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How is it you get along with him so well
and he won't even speak to me?
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I just leave him alone.
Might be worth a try.
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Leave him alone?
I'm not gonna leave my own son alone.
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Shane's the reason I'm here, Jon.
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Tell you what.
Will calls me every single day.
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Trust me, you do not want that.
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Mm-mm.
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Hey, Phil. Dave again. General manager.
I don't know if you remember from earlier.
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Of course.
238
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,632
So this is the sequel
to our blockbuster conversation before?
239
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,261
I wanna say how thrilled I am
to be working together.
240
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,304
Wait. Dave?
241
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,640
-Are you the guy banging the receptionist?
-What?
242
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,767
No, I…
243
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,435
I'm a married man, Phil.
244
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:53,898
I would never disrespect
one of the Lord's sancraments like that.
245
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,816
Any man that cheats on his wife…
246
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,860
…disgusts me.
247
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,487
Some people make mistakes, Dave.
248
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,531
You really have mastered forgiveness
like our Lord preaches.
249
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,367
What can I say?
I guess I just really love the Scripture.
250
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:11,248
You know, St. Jude's letter
to the Ephesians 14.
251
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:16,921
"May thee not spill thou seed
in the voluptuous harlot
252
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,509
mightened it spill to the ground and
253
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,804
sprout the poison tree."
254
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,931
It's one of my favorites.
255
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,307
-Right.
-Beautifully recited.
256
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,228
And I think
the meaning, really, is just,
257
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,979
"Once a cheater, always a cheater."
258
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,857
So you're one of those guys.
259
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,901
What? Um…
260
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,111
Ugh.
261
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,613
Later, Rabbi.
262
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,615
♪ Where have you been ♪
263
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,117
♪ You know, I just closed my eyes… ♪
264
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,497
-Can you please turn it down?
-Turn what down?
265
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,833
Can you just be
a grown-up for one minute?
266
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,876
I'm grown up as shit.
267
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,171
I got a good job.
I got a girlfriend. I have a gun now.
268
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,966
Look, I thought you would be excited
to work together.
269
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,469
I was excited when you showed up,
then you talked shit on me at Applebee's.
270
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,012
You scared my girlfriend away.
271
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,890
You fucking bought my job,
which you're definitely gonna sell.
272
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,686
If you hadn't scared that girl away
by the time I met her, I had no shot.
273
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,687
Okay.
274
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,398
Oh God.
275
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,109
Shane!
276
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,653
Okay, so maybe this whole thing
was just a bad idea.
277
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,947
If you don't want me to take over,
then maybe I won't.
278
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,365
I don't want you to take over.
279
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,618
Tough shit. I already bought the business,
which means I took over.
280
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,954
-I don't even care.
-Really?
281
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:36,792
You're blasting a song about
an absentee father for the last hour,
282
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,252
and it's my first day here.
283
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,837
Not everything's about you, dude.
284
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,300
What, are you gonna spaz now?
Freak-out on your first day at work? Cool.
285
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,510
It's not even the best song on the album.
286
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,138
The best is the one about the guy swimming
past the breakers.
287
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,265
I don't even know who the fuck sings this!
288
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,309
It's Everclear. Look 'em up.
289
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,605
Fuck! The name of the song
is "Santa Monica."
290
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,881
I think you're making a mistake.
291
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,342
-Are any of these chicks single?
-Huh?
292
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,802
Are any of these chicks single?
293
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,931
-I got a little story.
-No stories.
294
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,899
This is a business party.
Thank you! Thank you, Joe. Thank you.
295
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,193
No, I know you don't wanna be a man,
296
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,362
but you are, technically.
297
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,990
-We all doubt it. And that's you.
-Okay, Joe, thank you!
298
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,159
-Good job.
-Yeah!
299
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,578
To fucking Will! King Will!
300
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,664
-King of the hill Will!
-All right!
301
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,418
All right, let's get this rolling.
302
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,671
Hey, if I could have
everybody's attention,
303
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,756
I just wanna say a couple of things. Um--
304
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,092
Well, I think we should begin
with a prayer.
305
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,678
We're not gonna do that, Dave.
Go ahead, Jon.
306
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:14,223
Um, first of all,
thanks, everybody, for stopping by.
307
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,934
I appreciate all the gifts
and the thoughts and everything.
308
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,560
It means a lot. Oh.
309
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,442
Ew. Kilah's hot now?
310
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,277
-Holy shit.
-Kilah, you look good.
311
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,905
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. Um…
312
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,158
Damn.
313
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,246
I thought this would be nicer.
314
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,542
Uh… I'm gonna just step outside
real quick. I'll be back.
315
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,963
Wow. All right.
316
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,133
I wanna tell you how great it's been
working with you over these years.
317
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:53,512
I also wanna say
that you're in good hands here with Phil.
318
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,433
He's had a lot of successes
running many, many,
319
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,561
many, many, many different businesses.
320
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,522
Anyway,
321
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,277
thank you all for 30 great years.
322
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,281
And I can't wait to forget this place
for the next 30.
323
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,615
-Hey.
-Cheers.
324
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,200
Cheers.
325
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,121
I'd also like to make a few comments, uh…
326
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,708
First, thank you for coming here tonight
to celebrate my brother's retirement.
327
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,252
It means a lot to Jon.
It means a lot to me.
328
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,422
It's true, I have not worked
in the automotive industry,
329
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,425
but I've owned some manufacturing plants,
330
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,052
some Burger King franchises,
331
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,012
and for a short period of time,
332
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:39,391
I was a roadie with the legendary
rock gods Foghat.
333
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,310
-Oh, wow.
-That's some dirty leg.
334
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,562
-Dirty leg?
-Just means he got a lot of pussy.
335
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,441
I also wanna take the opportunity
to maybe clear the air.
336
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,486
I don't just plan
on taking over Valley Forge.
337
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,197
I plan on taking it to the next level!
338
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,745
Not the response I was expecting.
339
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:04,249
Maybe, uh, there are a few among you
that have doubts?
340
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,754
Shane, did you have a question?
341
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,380
It's not really a question. It's more,
342
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,926
raise your hand if you have doubts
Phil can run this business successfully.
343
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,677
Okay. It's true.
344
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,181
Whilst I do not have experience
in this business,
345
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,851
what I do have
is experience in the people business.
346
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,394
Oh wow.
347
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,562
That's powerful stuff.
348
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,980
It is powerful stuff, Shane.
349
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,190
Let's move on.
350
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,611
You coming in?
351
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,530
In there?
352
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,573
No way.
353
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,827
That's a family dispute.
I don't want anything to do with it.
354
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,287
Makes sense. You know, no pressure.
355
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,128
You do look really nice.
356
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,839
Hmm. Thank you.
357
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,507
Yeah.
358
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,970
You should take a picture
and put it on a dating profile.
359
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,849
Yeah, maybe.
360
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,396
I'm gonna go ahead and start it up here.
361
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,070
I just gotta work out some kinks.
362
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,699
Yeah, just a couple kinks, maybe.
363
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,786
Going forward, I'm going to be
leaning on each and every one of you
364
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,164
to guide me through this journey.
365
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,417
I know sometimes it can be tough
to have a new coach,
366
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,878
but I plan on taking Valley Forge
367
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,463
all the way to the championship.
368
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,925
-What do you mean by "championship"?
-You know what "championship" means.
369
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,511
What if we don't win a championship
right away?
370
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,556
We're playing the long game, Will.
Any more questions?
371
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,768
Yes. I'd like to state, for the record,
earlier I was lying about everything.
372
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,521
I, like you, am a cool,
dirty leg-getting guy.
373
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,356
Muff-stuffing son of a bitch.
374
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,443
I'm essentially an industrial magnet
for getting pussy.
375
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,572
-You're not a magnet.
-I am a magnet, Chuck. You know that.
376
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,074
I'm one of those big-ass magnets
they put at the top of a crane
377
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,993
when they're doing car demolitions. Zsh!
378
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:06,288
Talking big-ass decommissioned buses
of pussy.
379
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,748
Shut the fuck up, Dave!
380
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,666
I don't wanna work Saturdays anymore.
381
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,879
Okay, let's save
the scheduling questions for Monday.
382
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,966
Now, with the exception of Dave,
are there any other questions?
383
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,969
-I just… Really quickly, then I'm done.
-Ah fuck.
384
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,513
I'm also not religious.
I don't know fucking Scripture.
385
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,558
God can suck my dick. Ahh!
I'm a fucking heathen.
386
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,436
It sounds like you need therapy
and you're gonna burn for eternity.
387
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,105
Yeah, probably, 'cause I have sex so much.
388
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,566
-I love pussy.
-Jesus Christ.
389
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,361
I love cheating.
I fucked one of the girls that works here.
390
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,905
-You son of a bitch. I fucking knew it.
-It wasn't me.
391
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,951
-Dave, can you tell Ron it wasn't me?
-You lied about that, you pig.
392
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:48,038
Out of respect for Ron, I will abstain
from answering that question, but…
393
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,918
Uh, fuck you, Dave! Fuck you!
394
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,295
-You're leaving.
-I'm fucking leaving!
395
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,464
If I see you again,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
396
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,508
-Come on!
-And fuck you, too, Will!
397
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,177
Whoa, that guy's out of control.
398
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,556
Hey, while we're on the subject,
is it true nobody likes me?
399
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,143
Uh, I think I can safely say
that guy doesn't.
400
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,061
No.
401
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,689
Now then, are there any other questions?
402
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,233
I never get to watch my daughter
play soccer on Saturdays.
403
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,484
Enough about Saturdays!
404
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,487
I'm saying I would like to see
my daughter's soccer game sometimes.
405
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:24,783
Chuck, you no longer have to worry
about Saturdays because you are fired.
406
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,118
Well…
407
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,747
I just don't wanna work every Saturday.
408
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,125
You don't have to worry
about working any Saturdays
409
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,627
any time in the near future
because I just fired you.
410
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,880
-Uh, well, can we talk about it?
-No, we cannot.
411
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,383
However, you can help yourself
to a piece of cake,
412
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:44,344
but don't touch the knife
'cause you don't work here any longer.
413
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,013
Dave, can you get him a piece?
414
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,931
I don't want any fucking cake.
415
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:53,270
And also, if anyone else wants to quit
or get fired, now's the time.
416
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,023
-Shane?
-Do you want me to quit?
417
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,026
-Do you wanna quit?
-It's not up to me. It's your company.
418
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,653
Glad you brought that up.
From this point forward,
419
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,323
Will, my nephew, and Shane, my son,
420
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,534
will own a combined interest
of 10% in Valley Forge.
421
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,078
Congratulations, boys.
422
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:15,667
And, Chuck, because I'm such a good guy,
I believe in second chances.
423
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,419
Do you wanna come back to work here?
424
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,880
-Uh, yeah.
-How's that?
425
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,382
Yes. Yes.
426
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,093
Good. And does Mrs. Chuck have a phone?
427
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,386
Yes.
428
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,598
Get her to take video of your daughter
playing soccer on Saturdays.
429
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,225
That way, you can fast-forward
through all the boring shit.
430
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,644
-Problem solved.
-Uh, yeah, yeah.
431
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,729
Great.
432
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,564
So I'm a visionary,
433
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,985
and I plan on taking Valley Forge
into the valley of badasses!
434
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,528
Who's with me?
435
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,786
-Yeah.
-All right. Let's have some fucking cake!
436
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,374
♪ I feel great ♪
437
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,584
♪ I feel fine ♪
438
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,132
♪ I'll be all right ♪
439
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,719
♪ If you just mind your business ♪
440
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,308
♪ I'll keep ♪
441
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,271
♪ Minding mine 'cause I'm ♪
442
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,732
♪ Stuck on loop ♪
443
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,734
♪ Stuck on loop ♪
444
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,736
♪ Stuck on loop ♪
445
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,743
♪ Same program night after night ♪
446
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,749
♪ Although I always watch ♪
447
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,253
♪ I still don't know how it ends ♪
448
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,758
♪ One day ♪
449
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,761
♪ I'll get through ♪
450
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,764
♪ But until then, I'm… ♪
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