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Previously on Tires…
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You're here one year, have one good idea,
and you think you can do my job?
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-Do we need a loan? Shit's good.
-Shit is good, but could be great.
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-Would you wanna go out sometime?
-Sure, yeah.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Nice.
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Oh shit. Just got a text from my dad.
He's in town.
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Maybe you and I should try
working together again.
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We tried that once.
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That was a long time ago. I was a dick.
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-I wasn't flirting with a waitress.
-Oh, yes, you were.
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I'm gonna head out.
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He's been telling me everything
about the business.
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I'm very impressed
with what you're doing around here.
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Hey, remember that deal we talked about?
I think we're gonna do it.
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Holy shit, dude.
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There is no loan.
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-What?
-The bank said yes.
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I'm saying no.
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He's canceling the order.
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Dude, you fucked me.
I thought we were friends.
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We are friends.
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My dad said yes
to every business opportunity,
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and look how that fuckin' turned out.
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Hi, Uncle Phil. I have some business
I would like to discuss with you.
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Don't tell Shane
I left you this voicemail.
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Wow!
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We just made another million bucks.
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Hey, there you go!
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These are the best marketing ideas
the world has ever seen.
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I told you, you fucking idiot.
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You're the best boss I ever had.
Can I buy you lunch?
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Yeah, Kilah. Great idea.
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Hi, Will.
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It's me, your girlfriend.
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Oh, my girlfriend?
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I just came in to say
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that I think you might be giving me
too many orgasms.
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Oh, no, boo-boo.
We'll just have to give you a few more.
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All right. That's…
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Come on.
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What? That's my girlfriend.
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-That's not your fucking girlfriend.
-Shane.
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-Oh no.
-No. No, no.
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-Oh, then I think I have to leave.
-Think about the orgasms I've given you.
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I just remembered that I don't think
you've ever given me one orgasm.
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-No, no, no. Sh, sh, sh!
-Goodbye, Will.
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-Come back!
-Bye.
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Bye, you limp-dick twat!
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Wake up!
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Will! Can you come out here, please?
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-Mitchell.
-Hey, what's up, Will?
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-Wait. Is that today?
-Yeah.
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-Shoot.
-Hey, Mitchell.
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-What's up, baby?
-Hey. How are you?
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I'm good. I'm good.
Okay, guys, this is Dex and Frankie.
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Hey, hey, hey! Stop playing!
Stop playing. Hey!
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S… stop!
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I'mma take this belt off. Stop playing.
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What's up, boys?
That's nice. Free labor for the day?
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This is Shane. He's gonna teach you
what it's like working in a real shop.
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Going over brakes,
tire rotations, all that stuff.
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Real-world stuff.
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-Big Daddy Shane.
-Oh yeah. Big Shane. Big Daddy.
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Hell yeah, boys. Oh, this is Will.
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-Squirrel vibes.
-That's it. Big-time squirrel vibes.
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Look at him. 'Cause he's got that…
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-Yeah.
-Looks like he just got chased.
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I need you to sign this waiver
saying that you understand
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Montgomery County Vocational School
waives all responsibility
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for these two students
while on your premises.
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I thought this was next week.
I can't do this today.
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No, we agreed that it was this week.
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I'm hungover, man.
I need this conversation to wrap up.
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What you got going on today?
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Um…
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-Nothing.
-Tell me what you're doing today.
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-I'm going out.
-Where?
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-Lunch.
-With who?
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Is it Reagan?
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-No.
-Squirrel Man's gonna get a nut.
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Hell yeah. Daytime pussy for Squirrel Man.
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That's how you eatin' pussy.
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-Ooh yeah. He's in there…
-And that ass.
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Hey, stop playing!
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Hey! You heard him!
You play too much!
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So stop playing around!
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Squirrel vibes?
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Squirrel-ass vibes?
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Shut up!
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Come at me like that?
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Hey. Big Willie style.
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You wanna play with me?
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All right.
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Let's have a good day.
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All right, boys. Welcome to the Big Show.
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-That's Cal. He's a mechanic here.
-What's good, baby boy?
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-No, thanks.
-Day-to-day is pretty simple.
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Oil changes,
a lot of inspections, brake jobs.
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Lately, we've been focused on tires,
so we've got a lot of work for you today.
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We'll start with this Mazda.
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Yeah, nah, we're good.
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What?
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We ain't here to work, skeeze.
This is like a field trip for us, man.
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No, it's not like a field trip.
You're here to get your work hours.
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Yeah, like, we're hearing you,
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but, uh, we just
don't feel like doing that.
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You guys go to Vo Tech. You're gonna be
doing this the rest of your lives.
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Nah, bro. I actually been rapping.
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You're gonna be a rapper
instead of a mechanic?
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-He is a rapper.
-I don't think. I know, bro.
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I'm already having motion in my city.
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-Let me hear.
-All right. Ready?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, turn up, hey ♪
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♪ Yeah, we know we staying lit
I'm in this bitch ♪
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♪ Like, I'm fucking your bitch
Fuck, fuck, um… ♪
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-Hand me a fuckin' wrench.
-Fuck!
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Fuck! That was good though.
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Yeah. Oh, he just walked in.
I'll let you know how it goes.
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Talk to you soon.
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-Hey, Uncle Phil!
-William.
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How are you? Oh, let's do that.
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Uh, okay.
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We're getting that.
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How you doing?
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I'm doing great.
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-Yeah.
-So, uh, what's going on?
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Nothing.
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-Nothing?
-Nah.
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-Boy, you really do look great.
-I do… I feel great.
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Yes. You look strong.
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Like a strong guard dog.
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Pit bull!
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Ha! Right!
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Now, full transparency.
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I've been using this testosterone cream.
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-Okay.
-It's terrific stuff.
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-Yeah.
-You could use some.
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Oh, I'm sure I'd love it.
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Got it in the truck.
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-Oh, I don't need it.
-You do need some.
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-No.
-I'm gonna get it. Two margaritas, please.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'll be right back.
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Hello. How are… Oh.
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Smoking weed.
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Yo, so you got a wife?
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No.
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She died?
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No. I got a girlfriend though.
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Ugh, dude, you're way too old
to have a girlfriend. That's sad.
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-That is, bro. What's she do?
-Yeah.
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She's in catering.
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Is she fat?
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She's not fat. She's actually…
She's kinda hot, so…
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-Yeah? Let's see a picture, then.
-No, I'm not showing you a picture.
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-You don't have any? That's weird.
-I have pictures. I'm just not fuckin'--
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'Cause she doesn't exist, or what?
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No, she exists. I'm not playing
these fuckin' little kid games.
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"Little kid games" is
saying you have a girlfriend
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when you don't have a girlfriend.
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I have a girl… Cal!
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Tell these two dickheads
I have a girlfriend, and she is kinda hot.
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-I thought that was over?
-It's not over.
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You said you were texting her
and she wasn't texting you back.
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Shut the fuck up, Cal.
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Fuck all that, bro. You're mad old.
I don't know. You could buy us beer.
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-Oh, yeah.
-No, I don't wanna buy you beer. I'm not.
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What if we do all this bullshit
that you want us to do?
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Then will you buy us beer?
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Yes. You get this done,
I'll buy you guys some beer.
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-Yes.
-Let's get this done.
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Let's get this fucking done.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
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You really gotta get it in there.
Gotta get it in.
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It's gonna burn at first.
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Took me about a week to get over it,
but once that passes…
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…your penis is
gonna fill with blood
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whether you like it or not. There you go.
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Oh wow. Thanks. Yeah.
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So I'll definitely probably
still call my doctor--
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What did you wanna talk about?
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Um, just,
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you know…
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Boy, that has a strong odor.
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It's boner cream.
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I just, um…
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just had a few business questions to ask.
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Shoot.
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If you were to get into business
with somebody,
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what are you looking for?
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Hmm.
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Do you wanna do business with me?
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Uh…
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No, no. It was just a hypothetical.
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If you were looking
to get into business with me,
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show me your balls.
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How's your margarita?
Mine tastes like shit.
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-It's good.
-Look.
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You tell the waitress
we want two new margaritas.
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-Mine's fine.
-Mine tastes like shit, okay?
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You may be all right with that,
but I don't prefer it.
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I… I… I really just
wanna talk about business.
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Look, I know Jon wants to retire.
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He talked to me about the loan,
so just let him sell Valley Forge,
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and that way,
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you and Shane can come work for me,
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which of course means
you'll have to leave Valley Forge.
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Phil, no.
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Oh shit!
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-Don't… don't get that in your mouth!
-Why?
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I don't know.
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Is everything all right?
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Our margaritas taste like shit.
Can we get a refund?
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Mine tastes fine. I don't know
what his problem is. Can we get the check?
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Sure.
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Let's do a bar crawl.
Talk about some real business.
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Ooh! Ooh! Shit!
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Kelly text you back yet?
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-No.
-All right, you won.
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I fucking hate these kids.
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That's why they're having so much fun.
They know it's pissing you off.
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I'd probably do the same.
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Oh shit!
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All right.
There's a distributor next door.
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Here's 20 bucks.
Go get yourself a case on me.
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-Wait…
-You said you was gonna buy it.
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-Yeah.
-I am buying. That's my money. Go buy it.
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No.
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I can't go in there
and buy beer for two kids.
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That's illegal. You serious?
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No, that's stupid. This is stupid.
You… This is stupid!
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-Are you scared?
-No, bro, we're not scared.
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-They're gonna say no.
-Yeah.
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Holy shit, you're scared.
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-I'm not scared.
-It's all right if you're a little scared.
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I'm not a little scared. I know it's
all right, but I'm not a little scared.
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-All right.
-Are you scared?
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-I'm not scared.
-See, I believe him.
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-I'm not scared!
-Prove it. Go do it.
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-I'll fucking do it right now.
-I'm gonna buy some beer.
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-We're gonna buy beer.
-Let's go.
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-You got it.
-Mm-hmm.
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Take your fuckin' lanyard off.
244
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,434
Oh shit! Dude, take your fucking… Okay.
245
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,811
-It says "high school" on it.
-Dude, take your…
246
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,066
-Bro, just calm down.
-Oh, no, no. It's cool. Yeah.
247
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,698
-What's going on?
-You wanna see something cool?
248
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,200
Sure.
249
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,035
I'm about to fuck those kids.
250
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,703
What?
251
00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,330
I'm gonna fuck 'em up.
252
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,375
At first, I didn't think you were right
for the management job,
253
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,586
but then I realized
Shane only wants to work with you,
254
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,755
so I see it as a package deal.
255
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,174
-Yes, but--
-You want some free fries?
256
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,134
Uh, what do you mean?
257
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,222
Hello, Rory.
258
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,140
So we were here about an hour ago,
259
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,184
and you forgot our fries.
260
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,020
Do you have a receipt, sir?
261
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,773
No, I've already dropped
all my fast-food receipts off
262
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,441
with my accountant for the day.
263
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,361
All right. Give me a second.
264
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,697
There's that smile.
265
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,210
Freeze, motherfuckers!
Get on the fucking ground!
266
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,087
-Oh my God!
-Hands behind your back!
267
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,255
I'm so sorry!
268
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,174
Hands behind your back! You guys
are going to jail for three months.
269
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,009
-What?
-For buying beer?
270
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,387
For counterfeiting a $20 bill.
That's a felony.
271
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,097
-What the fuck? Somebody gave--
-Shut up!
272
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,558
There a problem here, officer?
273
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,395
-You know these guys?
-Yeah, I think I've seen 'em before.
274
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,396
Oh yeah?
275
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,649
These two boys, they're, uh…
they're actually pussies.
276
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,900
These guys messed up.
277
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,486
You wanna take 'em downtown,
feed 'em to the boys?
278
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,655
-Look at these cheeks.
-The boys would love these guys.
279
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,950
Thought you could fuck around a little.
You're about to be a guy's Fleshlight.
280
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,660
-Fuck! Oh no.
-A caked-up white boy.
281
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,413
Yeah, you're gonna have to join
the Aryan Brotherhood.
282
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,916
-I don't wanna join the Aryan Brotherhood!
-It's either that or you're a cake boy.
283
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,419
-I don't wanna be either.
-Either cake boy or a Nazi.
284
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,378
Oh my God!
285
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:38,174
You guys are gonna be jacking off
to cartoons that some fucking retard drew.
286
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,760
-While your butts leak with criminal jizz.
-Ah!
287
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,345
All because you guys had to act up
on Vo Tech Day.
288
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,348
No! I'm dead!
289
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,308
I'm dead!
290
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,436
Is there, uh…
Is there any way out of this?
291
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:52,980
I do owe you a favor.
292
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,775
Oh my God, please use the favor!
Use the favor! Please!
293
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,777
-You guys learn something?
-Yeah.
294
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,945
Wanna make fun
of my catering girlfriend again?
295
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,323
-Oh my God, no!
-No, bro. No, she's chill.
296
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,158
Let these dickheads go.
297
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,826
-Thank you.
-Get up.
298
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,704
-Get the fuck up and back in here.
-Okay!
299
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,333
-Bring the beer.
-Okay. Oh my God.
300
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,897
Let's roll. Come on, let's roll.
301
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,275
What's wrong? What's wrong, dawg?
302
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,196
What happened to you dudes? What's wrong?
303
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,490
Oh snap!
304
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,033
Oh, it's real now, ain't it?
305
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,368
Shit real now.
306
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,122
What do you think, Jerome?
Should I go visit Kelly at work?
307
00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,214
Yeah, you're right.
I should go visit her. Yeah.
308
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,096
♪ Dear, I fear we're facing a problem ♪
309
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,932
♪ You love me no longer ♪
310
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,267
♪ I know and ♪
311
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,852
♪ So I cry ♪
312
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,020
♪ And I pray and I beg ♪
313
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,523
♪ Love me, love me ♪
314
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,025
♪ Say that you love me ♪
315
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,944
♪ Fool me, fool me ♪
316
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,196
♪ Go on and fool me ♪
317
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,865
♪ Love me, love me ♪
318
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,659
♪ Pretend that you love me ♪
319
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:34,498
♪ I can't care 'bout anything but you ♪
320
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,751
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Oh my God!
321
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,003
Oh my God!
322
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,963
-Oh my God!
-I'm so sorry.
323
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,174
-You okay?
-What are you doing?
324
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,385
-You scared the shit out of me!
-I was joking.
325
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,846
I thought it was gonna be funny.
I'm sorry.
326
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,307
Okay. What the…
327
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,767
-Uh, what's up?
-I…
328
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,313
I… I sent you a voicemail.
I was wondering if you got it.
329
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,148
I got it.
330
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,650
-It was funny.
-Yeah, I was trying to be funny.
331
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,778
I'm sorry I was on cocaine,
332
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,531
and my dad was being a dick, and…
333
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,619
It's totally okay. We're not dating,
so it's not a big deal.
334
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,079
What if we were dating?
335
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,668
I think you're really nice.
336
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,547
And I think you're kind of funny.
337
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,550
But you're so weird.
338
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,427
You're weird. I'm not weird.
339
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,179
-You're weird!
-I'm not that weird.
340
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,183
You were just hiding here
for God knows how long to scare me.
341
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,852
-Ten minutes. I could've killed you easy.
-Ten minutes?
342
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,604
-You probably had to pee.
-I did pee.
343
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,774
Okay. Ew. Ew!
344
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:42,858
All right.
345
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,236
This teenager fucked me up earlier.
He told me…
346
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,865
He was making fun of me, saying I was old
and I needed to lock something down,
347
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,325
and, I don't know. Just…
348
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,618
You hang out with teenagers?
349
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,621
I don't hang out.
It was a work thing. They came in, but…
350
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,914
They were calling you fat.
351
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,917
I was like, "She's not fat,"
and I almost had 'em killed for it.
352
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,837
Well, thank you. That is very romantic.
353
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,506
It is. I defended your honor.
354
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,633
My knight in shining armor.
355
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:12,012
Can we just, like, start over?
I'm not that weird. And you could…
356
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,394
Okay.
357
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,812
Yeah?
358
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,854
Mm-hmm.
359
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,818
Would it be weird if we kissed?
360
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,027
Yeah, really weird.
361
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,071
-It'd be weird?
-Yes!
362
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,575
-Okay, we can kiss.
-You wanna kiss?
363
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,827
-Sure.
-All right.
364
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,085
-Are you there? Oh!
-No.
365
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,006
-What the hell?
-I'm over here.
366
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,384
What the hell? That was your only shot.
That was your only chance.
367
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,937
I think that's two chicks.
368
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,188
This is a gay bar?
369
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,357
I don't know. I don't do bar crawls.
370
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,109
Maybe we crawled into a gay one.
371
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,902
Yeah.
372
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,282
Ah shit! They're looking right at us.
373
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,659
Fuck! I think I know that guy.
374
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,328
So are you gonna ask me for the loan?
375
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,418
-What?
-That's why you called me, right?
376
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:28,881
Your dad said the loan's not happening,
then you call me out of the clear blue.
377
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,175
So just ask.
378
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,135
Okay.
379
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,472
Uncle Phil,
380
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,932
can I have the loan?
381
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,602
-No!
-Why? Do you wanna see my balls?
382
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,313
-Sure.
-Okay, fine. Eyes open, grandpa.
383
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,523
Here come my balls. Uh, excuse me. Miss?
384
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,526
Hi.
385
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,322
I, um, just wanted to let you know
I think you're very cute.
386
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,867
Oh! Well, I think you're very cute.
387
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,829
Oh, tha… thank you very much.
388
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,999
Well, do you wanna hang out sometime?
389
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,920
Uh, yeah, I would, actually.
390
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:11,840
-I'll pop over in a minute.
-Okay. I will look forward to you popping.
391
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,134
Over here.
392
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,471
Outstanding work.
393
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,848
-Boom! Balls!
-Still not getting the loan.
394
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,727
-What? Why not? What are we doing?
-Will, listen.
395
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,562
I just wanted to make sure
396
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:30,234
that you and Shane were willing
to come and work for me.
397
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,861
Yeah, but, Phil, I like where I work.
398
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,780
Shane likes where he works.
399
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,784
We like Valley Forge.
And we got a good thing going there.
400
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,121
Well, then this is
going to work out perfect.
401
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,625
What's that?
402
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,671
This is an evaluation
prepared by my consultant
403
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,172
of Valley Forge Auto.
404
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,050
It's a great business
with a terrific future.
405
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,010
Look, I talked to your dad.
406
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,597
He wants to retire.
I have the capital to buy the company.
407
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,183
You can do
whatever you want with the business,
408
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,602
and I get to work with my son, Shane.
409
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,603
It's a win-win.
410
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,564
Phil…
411
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,149
Will, listen to me.
412
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,526
I'm buying Valley Forge Auto.
413
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,947
Hey, what's up? I'm Maddie.
414
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,448
Hey!
415
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,451
Oh my goodness! I am so sorry.
I didn't know you had somebody.
416
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,537
-Nope.
-Nope.
417
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,746
Well…
418
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,790
So when are you gonna pop?
419
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,459
-Any minute now.
-Congratulations! That's really exciting.
420
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,962
Oh, I felt little Will kick.
421
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:32,963
Okay, sure.
422
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,716
Phil, what are you doing?
We were just having a conversation.
423
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,925
Can I catch you in a bit?
424
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,135
-Okay.
-Okay.
425
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,306
You're gonna be a new dad.
Oh, it's exciting.
426
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,891
-That was cra--
-Listen.
427
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,727
I need you to talk to Shane.
428
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,021
He's gonna fucking hate this.
429
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:51,857
Got it?
430
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,775
Yeah.
431
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,277
Here. Here.
432
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,361
Yeah.
433
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,491
♪ Crawl, live in a skull ♪
434
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,661
♪ Burn in a well
That I freeze in a beta fail… ♪
435
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,538
♪ On it just to book the roll ♪
436
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,875
♪ Panned it in to pan a ride
Make it and fort sang Ivan ♪
437
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,044
♪ Moneybag virtue cops ♪
438
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,379
♪ Back in the building
And I topple the blocks ♪
439
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,799
♪ Thirty-three level mage
Take it to the stage ♪
440
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,177
♪ Zimmerman on the back page ♪
441
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,557
♪ Super down
With the Memphis Woofer Rock ♪
442
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,561
♪ Super down
With the Memphis Woofer Rock… ♪
443
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,241
♪ Garvey done buried double statuette ♪
444
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,785
♪ Thirty-five dollars
And you lost the bet ♪
445
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,663
♪ On west, bottle rocket
Got the rocket saws ♪
446
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,332
♪ Sweeney and Blake, Mo and Sandoval
And mocha go ♪
447
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,209
♪ Super down, down, down, down ♪
448
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,088
♪ It's a drag, man
Tomorrow is a king size drag ♪
449
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,091
♪ Kyle knows what happened
And check what's gonna happen ♪
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