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Welcome to
The Tri-State Mid-Market Tire Expo.
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This is gonna be awesome.
Brock Majors rules.
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Why does everybody like him so much?
I don't even know who he is.
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You've never seen his videos?
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He goes to events and tells salesmen
if they don't make enough money,
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people are gonna fuck their wives.
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-Sounds like an asshole.
-He's a total fucking asshole.
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He makes dudes cry and shit.
This is gonna be hilarious.
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Good morning!
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Well, good morning. Welcome
to The Tri-State Mid-Market Tire Expo.
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Are you ready to have the rubber
hit the road today?
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Yes, we're very ready--
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We're so ready for our rubber
to start getting into some roads.
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I'm sorry. It was a long ride.
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It was long. We had to stop
at Will's favorite rest stop to shit.
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-You believe he has a favorite rest stop?
-He's joking.
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I'm not. We got close to it,
and he was like, "Only ten more miles
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to the James Gandolfini."
I said, "What's special about that?"
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He's like, "It's the best to poop."
I said, "That's crazy."
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I… I do not poop in public. I could never.
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I have a whole wet wipes situa--
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Can we just get our passes, please?
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Certainly. Uh, certainly. Uh…
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Valley Forge Auto.
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-Let's see here. Will Jacobs?
-That's me.
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And you must be Shane MacDaddy.
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Fuck, I forgot I did that.
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When's the Brock Majors event?
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He goes on at 4:00 p.m.
Do you have tickets?
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We… we needed tickets?
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-Yes, you had to reserve tickets.
-What?
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Yes, it's a ticketed event,
which means you need tickets.
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And if you don't have tickets,
then you cannot attend.
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-We know what tickets are.
-Do you have any other questions?
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-Just where's the fucking bar, then?
-Shane!
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I can't believe you blew it
on the fuckin' tickets.
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I didn't know!
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Why don't you ask your boyfriend
from True Thread?
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He's not my boyfriend.
Plus, I'm trying to avoid him.
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We don't have the loan yet,
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so I want to talk to other suppliers,
see if I can get a discount.
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You should try and mingle a little bit.
It seems like fun.
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This sucks, dude. This looks like
a shit and piss convention around here.
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-It's not a shit and piss convention.
-You know it is.
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My name tag says fuckin' Shane MacDaddy.
I thought this was gonna be funny.
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Now I'm gonna fit right in
at the shit and piss convention.
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You're in public.
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So, yeah, we're trying to secure
an all-weather tire at $105 apiece.
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Is that something you could do?
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-No.
-Do you have any Brock Majors tickets?
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Not any extra,
but I can show you our new line.
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Or we could skip all that shit,
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and what if we bought those tickets
from you? We'll pay.
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No, thanks.
You guys have fun at the conference.
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-You blew it again.
-Shane, stop!
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I'm not making a deal
so you can get tickets to the show.
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Hey, guys!
Wanna smell something awesome? Bah!
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Hi, I'm Gabby
from Gabby's Secret Scents.
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-Whoa, too slow.
-Fuck!
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Sorry about that.
Do you guys happen to sell air fresheners?
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If you do, then you should sell mine.
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If you don't, then you're fucking lame
and your cars stink.
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All right. I'm gonna fly solo for a while.
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-Oh, okay. Have a good one, pal.
-Yep.
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Hey, did you wanna hear my song?
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No.
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You guys got any extra tickets
to the show? No?
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Big dog. Sup, man?
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No?
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Do you guys have any tickets extra? No?
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I'm looking for some extra tickets
to Brock Majors. You have any?
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-Sorry, man, no.
-Can I buy any from you?
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-Don't have any, sorry.
-Okay.
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The fuck's going on in here?
Guy looks like he's jacking off a kid.
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Catholic Priest Simulator.
Tossing kids around.
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No, it's a pit crew simulator.
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That makes a lot more sense.
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Hi, Ryan with True Thread.
Grab a free tote. Free tote.
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Hey, stop on by True Thread.
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Okay, have a good day.
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Hey, Will!
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Oh, hey. I was… just… I…
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-I'll catch up with you in a second.
-Yeah, I'll be here.
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Hi. Will you guys
talk to me about something?
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Hey, can I get a beer?
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Uh, sorry. Bar's closed.
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Can you just grab me one of those beers?
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Nah, dude. Bar's closed. Opens at 5:00.
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What do you mean? There's an expo
full of people upstairs.
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-I just talked to Steve.
-Who's Steve?
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Steve Makowski, who owns the hotel.
You know Steve, obviously.
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-Yeah.
-You work here.
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-I don't know the owner, I'm sorry.
-Okay, trust me.
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-You don't wanna get on the wrong side.
-Do not.
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Steve said he wants the bar open early
and the booze to be flowing
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because today
is obviously about making deals,
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keeping the energy up here, right?
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Making the guests happy.
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Is this your first day?
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All right, listen.
I'll tell you what we'll do.
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Go ahead and grab a couple of beers
for my pal and me here,
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then I'll tell Steve that his bartender,
uh… Sorry, no name tag.
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-Uh, Mark.
-Mark is doing a bang-up job.
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-Okay.
-Take a second, Mark.
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Let me appreciate you.
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Appreciate you.
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Thanks so much, Mark.
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So you, like, know the owner?
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No. No, I just googled him.
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My name's Mike.
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-I'm Shane.
-Nice to meet you, Shane.
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Nice to meet you.
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What's your interest in Japanese toys?
Like, a scale of two to four.
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-Toys, like?
-Collectibles. Moneymakers.
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Oh, okay. I guess zero.
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-Two to four.
-Two.
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Okay.
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Dave, are we good to go
with this work or not?
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Why am I even here, Cal?
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-To tell me whether we're good to go--
-How the fuck did this happen?
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I'm sitting here answering questions
about a fucking coolant flush,
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and Will's at the fucking tire expo?
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Just a yes or no, Dave.
Are we gonna do this work or not?
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This isn't your fault.
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I've allowed my aura to be so depleted
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that you think
you can talk to me that way?
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-You don't have an aura.
-I have a very powerful aura.
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-Well, I can't feel it.
-Give it even one second.
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-Nothing.
-Fuck!
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I can't let this happen.
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What are we gonna do, Dave?
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We're gonna wait.
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We're gonna wait for Will
to make a mistake.
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-You're supposed to be convincing--
-Get out.
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Okay.
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Basically, I run the sales team
for the Dallas Auto Parts.
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I'm making a living,
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but I come to this stuff to kind of
get away from the wife and kids.
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-How about you? You got a wife and kids?
-No.
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I got a girlfriend.
We just got a turtle together.
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-Ah, that's an exciting starter kit.
-Yeah.
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I don't even know if I have a girlfriend.
She's not texting or calling back at all.
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So, what? You came here
to pick up on all the hot tire expo ass?
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No, dude. You see the women here?
They all have jacked forearms.
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I saw five different ladies
with bowl cuts.
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Yeah. Well, personally,
I'm a fan of bowl cuts, but…
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Why'd you come?
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My cousin asked me, and honestly,
I want to see that Brock Majors guy,
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but the tickets are all sold out.
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Ugh.
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-That guy sucks.
-That guy does suck. I love it.
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-Yeah?
-He's a fucking asshole. It's hilarious.
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If you want tickets to see him,
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why don't you schmooze some of these guys
and get tickets?
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I tried schmoozing. Nobody'll talk to me.
I'm just a fucking mechanic, you know?
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-You like being a mechanic?
-I did. But now, I don't know.
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My cousin wants me to move up to manager,
but I don't know if I can do all that.
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-It's, like, a lot.
-Yeah.
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You know, when I started off,
I told everyone
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I was the best auto parts salesman
in all of Texas.
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The truth was, I hadn't sold anything.
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But I started believing
that I could sell stuff,
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and then other people
started believing it,
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and the next thing you know, I sold shit.
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And now it's led me
to sitting here with you
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with a very expensive
pair of underwear on.
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It's the dream.
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You think I should just go up there like…
like I'm a manager?
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Do you want the tickets?
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Hi, Will Jacobs, Valley Forge Automotive.
I'm the general manager over there.
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I run about four stores
'cause I'm a general manager.
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Hey, I'm Jim. Nice to meet you.
Who's your main tire supplier?
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Well, Jim, we've been with True Thread
for as long as I can remember,
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but I came here today
thinking about making a change.
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Big change, you know?
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Change all four shops.
It'd be a big deal for you.
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I'm looking to find someone who'll scratch
my back if I scratch theirs, you know?
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-I don't follow.
-You don't follow the scratching?
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I'm trying to find a tire company
that's gonna treat me right,
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the way I deserve to be treated, you know?
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Let's say I make this deal today.
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Think you'd throw on
some Brock Majors tickets on top?
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We don't have
any tickets for that--
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But we could definitely help you
get a better rate.
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A better rate? That's crazy,
'cause we weren't talking about that.
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I was talking about Brock Majors tickets.
I'm a general manager. Can you help me?
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-Or are you guys gonna fuck this deal up?
-We don't have any extra tickets.
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You guys don't have any tickets?
Jim, no ticket from you?
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-No.
-No?
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You fucking blew it today.
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Ponytail Jim, you were useless.
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I'm telling Gary.
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Hey, what are you two boy-touchers
doing back here?
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No, I'm just fucking around.
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I'm Will Jacobs, Jewish general manager
at Valley Forge Auto.
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I've been going booth to booth here.
I need to find something special.
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I need to find someone
with some Brock Majors tickets.
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No? Maybe you guys are boy-touchers.
Maybe I wasn't joking.
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I'm looking for two things.
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Tires and tickets to Brock Majors.
Can you help me out?
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Hi, I'm Jewish. Do you have extra tickets
to the Brock Majors show tonight?
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Sir? Hi, I'm not Jewish.
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Do you have any tickets
to the Brock Majors show?
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You guys selling gloves? Sick.
You got any fuckin' tickets?
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-What are these, tires?
-Yeah.
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-Yep.
-Tires.
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-Do you love it?
-Yeah.
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-Love it. It's great.
-I like all tires.
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I like all hair colors, too, so…
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-That's good.
-I'm Shane.
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-Hi.
-I'm a manager.
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Really cool of you.
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-I have a girlfriend, so…
-Love that.
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-I have a girlfriend.
-Cool.
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Line's always long.
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Yeah.
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Will.
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Yeah?
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I'm Will from Mavis.
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Oh, I'm Will from Valley Forge.
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Oh wow. You guys should get
an apartment together.
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Excuse you?
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I run the East Coast stores.
My dad's company.
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Oh, mine too.
How many stores do you guys have?
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2,300.
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Jesus!
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You guys?
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Six.
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Hey, six is good.
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My dad had 12 when I took over.
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Hey, how do you go
from 12 to 2,300 stores?
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How does that even happen?
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Honestly?
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Risk.
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00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,016
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
236
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:46,896
It sounds cliché,
but you gotta put everything on the line.
237
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,317
Get a scalable business model
and take risks.
238
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,987
It's scary, but only if you're scared.
239
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,866
One, please.
240
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,454
It's all explained here.
Let me get one here for you.
241
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,247
-Okay, Ryan?
-Yeah?
242
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,292
-Go check the bike tires out in the back--
-No, I got this.
243
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:12,338
It's okay. Do me a favor. Kid needs help
with the bucket of steam there.
244
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,216
Grab it for him. Thanks.
Sorry about that, fellas.
245
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,218
My cousin's brother. I'm Pete.
246
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,476
Hey, man.
247
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,396
Oh, hey, buddy. Good to see you again.
I love the haircut.
248
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,522
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
249
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,357
That haircut sucks.
250
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,692
Excuse me.
251
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,110
Dickheads.
252
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,236
Who's that?
253
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,656
That's Pete Seidel.
He's one of the other reps at True Thread.
254
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,825
He's always ragging on me
for not making sales.
255
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,785
When he found out my wife does CrossFit,
256
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,413
he started saying girls that do CrossFit
look like Ninja Turtles.
257
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:49,041
It's actually kind of funny,
but it's like, hey, man, that's my wife.
258
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,251
That seems mean.
259
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,670
Yeah, exactly. But, you know, whatever.
260
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,964
I'm sure I'll get a win soon.
261
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,885
Hey, remember that deal we talked about?
262
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,763
-I think we're gonna do it.
-Yeah?
263
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,931
Yeah.
264
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,600
-Okay, uh, step into my office.
-You got an office?
265
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,477
-Yeah.
-I wasn't gonna come over.
266
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,106
I ran into the guys at Eastwood,
and they were talking shit about you guys.
267
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,358
-What'd they say?
-I don't wanna tell you.
268
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,901
-Please tell me.
-All right.
269
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,447
They said Commander makes toilet tires,
and that you mostly sell shit and piss,
270
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,741
and that you were the big shit man.
271
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,743
-Me?
-Yeah. Sean? Yeah.
272
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,620
-They said Sean was the big shit guy.
-You know they're lying.
273
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,122
We can offer you a deal too.
274
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,707
-Discount. Better than them.
-Yeah?
275
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,168
-Yeah.
-This is what I've been looking for.
276
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,003
-Here I am.
-You got it. You're a dog.
277
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,505
All the other salesmen are cats.
We got cats everywhere.
278
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,507
-I run into you, a real dog.
-I am a dog.
279
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,134
-Hell yeah.
-What's your name?
280
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,303
My name's Will Jacobs,
general manager at Valley Forge.
281
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,346
Also, I'm in a rush,
so let's hurry this up.
282
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,474
-I'm gonna talk to my boss about a deal.
-Yeah.
283
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:50,227
Let's talk to your boss about getting
two tickets to Brock Majors tonight for me
284
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,604
to kinda sweeten the deal.
285
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,522
I'll look into it.
Brock Majors is the man.
286
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,524
-He's awesome.
-I love him. My whole life.
287
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,860
I think he fuckin' sucks,
but that's why I wanna go.
288
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,153
What? Well, it motivates.
289
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,322
-He's a strong male presence in my life.
-Yeah.
290
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,823
-No, he rules.
-He does. Yeah.
291
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,866
-Yes.
-Yeah.
292
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,618
Ryan, this car is awesome!
293
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:09,205
-I know. It's wild, right?
-Don't touch the steering wheel, please.
294
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,415
Don't touch anything.
295
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,333
I'm not.
296
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419
Tyler. He's such an asshole.
297
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,921
-I know.
-"Don't touch it."
298
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,380
"Don't touch anything."
299
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,300
-"Shut up!"
-"Shut up, dude."
300
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,220
Anyway. Okay,
so, uh, let's talk about your order.
301
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,931
-What are you looking to buy here?
-Well, we're gonna go big.
302
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,308
I think we're gonna do all 3,000 units.
303
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,143
Oh!
304
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,062
Holy shit, dude!
305
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,024
I shouldn't be telling you this, but this
is gonna be a huge commission for me.
306
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,484
No, no. I want you to get it.
307
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,778
I get a commission
on the increase in the tire--
308
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,113
Freeze, fuckers!
What are you two fuckin' weirdos doing?
309
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,199
-Are you sucking my little girl?
-Shane!
310
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,702
You guys shouldn't be doing that,
sneaking off to suck each other's nipples.
311
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,120
-He sucks nipples.
-I don't!
312
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,831
We're trying to conduct business here.
313
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,375
Oh, you're doing business?
I've been doing a little myself.
314
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,461
Commander Tires just offered me
3.25 off every tire
315
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,004
if we order more than 1,000.
316
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,173
How'd you get that?
317
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,551
Walking around telling everybody I was you
318
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,594
and that I was violently addicted
to child porn.
319
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,433
Do you think you could beat that?
Also, I'm not addicted to child porn.
320
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,602
Uh…
321
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,730
Yeah, d… definitely.
Let me, uh… Let me talk to my boss.
322
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,566
Yeah? Also, Brock Majors tickets.
323
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,235
Commander Tires said they'd throw that in
if we signed today.
324
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,152
Um…
325
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,365
-I'll see what I can do.
-Did you guys for real kiss?
326
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,408
-Shane!
-What? No!
327
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,994
-Did you guys go, "Let's make a deal"?
-No!
328
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,496
We're sitting in a car
having a… having a chat.
329
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,248
-Yeah, sitting in a Lambo.
-Yeah.
330
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,584
-That's what they call it?
-Shane!
331
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,753
Fucking has muscles. Who gives a fuck?
You fucking…
332
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,564
-What are they talking about?
-I don't know. That's his boss.
333
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,065
He's very high up at True Thread.
334
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,358
Know what he's saying?
335
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,153
"You should see how good
I'm tricking this fuckin' idiot."
336
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,780
"He's falling for everything.
He's gonna end up sucking my dick."
337
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,825
"Well, I'll be damned!
We gonna get our dicks sucked."
338
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,786
"Exactly, boss. He's gonna suck
both of our dicks. I prom--"
339
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,413
Oh shit, here he comes. Be quiet.
340
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,206
-Don't say anything about him.
-Shane!
341
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,416
Okay, good news.
342
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836
We can match the offer,
but he said you gotta sign right now.
343
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,837
Can we have a second?
344
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,049
Yeah, I'm sure that's fine,
but you've kinda gotta sign right away.
345
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,885
-Should you call your dad?
-I don't know.
346
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,511
I think we should take a risk.
347
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,138
-What do you think?
-Dude.
348
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,681
Deal!
349
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,434
Yes! Okay, I got the order
right there on the iPad.
350
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,603
Just sign right there.
351
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,150
-Oh, the tickets. What about the tickets?
-I have one extra for Will.
352
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,234
Oh fuck!
353
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,528
All these other vendors got extra.
Ask around.
354
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,697
-I've asked everybody.
-I'm sure somebody's got one.
355
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,511
What the fuck?
356
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,473
Un-fucking-believable.
357
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:15,557
Un-fucking-believable!
358
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:19,603
This is Jon.
359
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,564
Jon, am I even the general manager
of Valley Forge Auto anymore?
360
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,943
We increase our inventory by 50%,
and I'm not even notified?
361
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,611
-What?
-Check your email.
362
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,076
Oh, for Christ's sake.
363
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,330
Whoopsie-daisy, Willie-boy.
364
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,916
-Congrats, Mr. Jacobs.
-Thank you very much.
365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126
Oops.
366
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,921
Look who made a sale.
Guess the drought's over.
367
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,840
For now.
368
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,675
Boom!
369
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,301
Hey, nice ponytail.
370
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,428
What?
371
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,179
Excuse me.
372
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,890
My shit fucked up?
373
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,684
All right. All right.
374
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,227
-Hello, Dad.
-Hey.
375
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:05,274
Got an email from True Thread
saying we ordered 3,000 tires?
376
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,192
Well, yes.
377
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,154
I said I was gonna
when we got the loan, and I figured
378
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,613
that was coming any day now.
379
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,283
The lady at the bank said
it was just dotting I's and crossing T's.
380
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,993
There is no loan.
381
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,454
What?
382
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,372
The bank said no?
383
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,458
The bank said yes.
384
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,419
I'm saying no.
385
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,129
I'm not accepting the loan, Will.
386
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,255
It's too big of a risk.
387
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,049
Absolutely not! Bad move!
388
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,468
It is not a bad move.
389
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,386
It's a terrible move!
What's wrong with you?
390
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,972
Will, I would like to retire.
391
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,475
Someday. It's kinda hard to do that
392
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,977
with a million-dollar loan
hanging over your head.
393
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,229
Listen to me, bud.
You gotta trust me on this.
394
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,981
I got a plan.
395
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,107
Okay?
396
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,317
I got a good plan.
397
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,735
-And you're gonna like it.
-Dad.
398
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,362
Will, cancel the order, right?
399
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,698
Just need to take things easier
for a while, okay?
400
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,868
When you get back, we'll talk.
All right, bud. Love you.
401
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,873
♪ Bow, bow-bow-bow, bow-bow! ♪
402
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,625
Oi, who's this, then?
403
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,377
I'm just kidding.
It's me, Gabby, with my Secret Scents.
404
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,463
I have the perfect one for you this time.
405
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,340
Get away from me, you psycho.
406
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,425
All right. Jeez. Sorry.
407
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,303
I just thought
maybe you'd wanna smell this.
408
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,554
What on earth?
409
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,264
Mm!
410
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,934
Gabby's Secret Scents.
Gabby's Secret Scents.
411
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,186
I'll remember that.
I'm gonna leave a bad review.
412
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,106
You remember that, bud.
See you in your nightmares. Bitch.
413
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,275
There he is!
414
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,945
-All right.
-We're thrilled.
415
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,906
I'm supposed to fuck my wife
'cause Captain Phoenix made a sale?
416
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,825
Give me a fucking break.
417
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,243
Oh, this is my guy.
418
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:45,040
-Dave, you lying sack of shit. What's up?
-Petey, you fat prick son of a bitch.
419
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,458
Heard the wife found out.
420
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,545
Yeah, you were right.
I should've deleted them off the iPad too.
421
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,798
Lawyer says I should be all right.
Most of my shit's in my mom's name anyway.
422
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,424
Um… Hey, listen.
423
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,218
You got a sales rep over there named Ryan?
424
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,929
Yeah. He's a real fucking asshole. Why?
425
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,683
Yeah, he is a fucking asshole.
But wait till you get a load of this.
426
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,146
Uh-huh. Well, that is
very good to know, my friend.
427
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,565
Next time at the strip club,
brunch is on me.
428
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,568
Hey, you got money?
429
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,361
Get away from the goddamn rims.
430
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,573
Hey, Ryan. Congrats on the sale, buddy.
431
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,907
All right? Seriously.
432
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,118
Will, I love this. This is good.
433
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:25,330
Now, it makes no sense
that a customer would buy from someone
434
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,416
that they don't trust.
435
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,085
I don't mean trust
the way you trust your mommy
436
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,795
to pick you up from the airport.
437
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,464
Or the way you trust your "doctor."
438
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,218
The customer needs to trust
439
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,345
that you will hunt for them.
440
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,764
You will kill for them.
441
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,058
And you will provide for them.
442
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,646
They need to trust
that if fucking World War III breaks out,
443
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,065
you're gonna pick 'em up
in an apocalypse-ready jeep
444
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,651
with a fucking machine gun
welded to the roof!
445
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,236
Get hard!
446
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,821
-Say hard!
-Hard!
447
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,031
-Say hard!
-Hard!
448
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,657
-Say hard!
-Hard!
449
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,493
In order for them to trust you,
450
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,829
you need to trust yourself.
451
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,500
You need to be honest with yourself.
452
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:16,590
You need to take personal inventory
of your shit.
453
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,716
Oh yeah?
454
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,677
Who said that?
455
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,679
Who the fuck said that?
456
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,057
Probably some loser!
457
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,892
Somebody who's afraid of success!
458
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,228
Some fat, drunk idiot!
459
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,771
Now…
460
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,692
…who's ready to be honest with himself?
461
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,486
I need a salesman
462
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:41,073
who's ready to take his game
to the next level. Who wants in?
463
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,076
You're too fat!
464
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,912
Too short.
465
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,456
You fucking kidding me?
466
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,540
Right here!
467
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,168
You. What's your name?
468
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,420
-Uh, Ryan.
-Get your ass up here, Ryan.
469
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,055
Hey, Will?
470
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,307
Dave called me.
471
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,811
Where are you from?
472
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,814
-Erie, Pennsylv--
-Nobody gives a shit. Take off your top.
473
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,944
Oh, I don't think we need to do all that.
474
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,363
-Do you wanna be a good salesman?
-Yes.
475
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,326
Did you come here
for the Brock Majors experience?
476
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,120
-Yeah.
-Fuck yeah.
477
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,667
Do you wanna feel the soft lips of success
sucking your dick every night?
478
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,876
Yeah, sure.
479
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,005
As long as, uh, success
is comfortable with it.
480
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,634
Then show me Ryan from Erie, PA,
at his most vulnerable.
481
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,137
Take off your fucking top.
482
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,764
-Take it off!
-Okay.
483
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:54,104
There's a lot of buttons
on these things. Sorry.
484
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,942
-And the fucking lanyard.
-Oh.
485
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,487
Now let me ask you.
486
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,115
Are you happy with your body?
487
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,410
Well, yeah, I guess so.
I put a lot of hard work into it, so--
488
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,828
What am I holding?
489
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,079
What am I holding?
490
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,248
-Fat!
-That's right. Your fat!
491
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,167
I'm holding your fat.
492
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,877
And you're proud of that?
493
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,713
Uh, well, no. I guess I could stand
to lose a few. I'm sorry.
494
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,341
Don't apologize to me!
You let yourself down, didn't you?
495
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,176
You're a fat little piggy
496
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:27,179
who couldn't keep his nose
out of the trough, could he?
497
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,139
Okay, there's no need for name-calling.
498
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,433
Ryan, how are you as a salesman?
499
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,352
He's still getting the hang of it.
500
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,811
Shut up.
501
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,563
Yeah, he could use some work.
502
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:40,567
Hey, Dave, just so you know,
I just sold 3,000 tires, okay?
503
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,611
Bullshit. To who?
504
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,030
-Will Jacobs at Valley Forge Auto.
-Will Jacobs?
505
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,782
-Isn't that you?
-Yeah.
506
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,534
-Will, get your ass up here.
-Yeah, Will. Jump up there.
507
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,673
Will Jacobs from Valley Forge Auto.
508
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,550
Hello.
509
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,928
Will, did you buy 3,000 tires from Ryan?
510
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,012
Yes.
511
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,430
Take your top off.
512
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,933
Absolutely not.
513
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,309
He's scared.
514
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,103
Yeah, he is.
515
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,938
I'm not… I'm not scared.
516
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,693
I'm not scared.
517
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,863
-This guy's an asshole.
-I'll pop my top off.
518
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,825
-Changed my life.
-There's no tailoring.
519
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,618
This guy fucking sucks.
520
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,335
I don't even know
what the fuck I'm looking at.
521
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,837
It's just the male body.
522
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,089
I have narrow shoulders.
It creates an illusion.
523
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,842
Will, what do you think of Ryan
as a salesman?
524
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,427
Oh, he's got something to tell him.
525
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,804
What's going on?
526
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,056
Will, you're his customer.
527
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,350
I need you to be honest with him.
528
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,311
There's nothing to be honest about.
I like Ryan.
529
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,896
Go ahead, Will, tell him.
530
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,816
-Shut up!
-What do you have to tell him, Will?
531
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,568
Nothing.
532
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,116
Well, something.
533
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,410
But it's private.
534
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,205
He's canceling the order.
535
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,627
Yeah… yeah, right, Pete.
You're… you're just jealous.
536
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,670
Oh, okay.
537
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,006
He's… he's right.
538
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:28,967
What the hell, dude?
539
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,928
-You suck.
-Fuck, dude.
540
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:32,971
Asshole.
541
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,432
Ryan, I'm sorry.
542
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:38,018
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
543
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,603
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!
544
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,105
Dude, you fucked me.
I thought we were friends.
545
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,274
No, Ryan, we were fr-- We are friends.
546
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,859
We worked out together.
547
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:49,529
Let's just pop our tops back on
and talk about this like adults.
548
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,448
Don't forget this, Ryan.
549
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,283
Use this.
550
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,534
And remember,
551
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,078
there are no friends in this business,
552
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,663
only obstacles.
553
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,042
Ah shit.
554
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,044
Goddamn it.
555
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,671
-Will, you suck!
-Yeah, Will!
556
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,216
Yeah, suck it, Will!
557
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,511
I won't forget this.
558
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,348
Ryan, just hold on.
Let's just talk about it.
559
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:17,974
We can meet outside.
560
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,988
Thank you for pulling the fire alarm.
561
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,573
No problem, dude.
562
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,661
Oh, and just so you know,
I had to buy about 500 air fresheners
563
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,372
from that fucking space cadet over there.
564
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,833
-Sorry about the loan.
-It's okay.
565
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,295
I just can't believe my dad said no.
566
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,215
I don't know. My dad said yes
to every business opportunity,
567
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,925
and look how that fuckin' turned out.
568
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,970
-Hey, there's my guy! How are you?
-Hey, Mike.
569
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,096
Great to see ya.
570
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,265
-What's going on, man?
-How goes it?
571
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,475
Yeah, told you the girls
weren't so terrible here.
572
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,061
No, this isn't a lesbian.
This is my cousin, Will.
573
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,939
How are ya?
Did you guys go to the show? How was it?
574
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,232
Could've been worse.
575
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,151
It literally couldn't have been any worse.
576
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,445
Brock humiliated me with my nipples out.
577
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,655
That part sucked.
578
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,115
That was the entire thing!
579
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:18,743
I told you that guy sucks.
Who cares? Shake the thing off.
580
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,496
Move!
581
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,583
Christ, there he is.
582
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,959
Give me a water, no ice.
583
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,502
Hey, Brock!
584
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:28,837
Brock!
585
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,592
-I don't know you, chief.
-Oh, I know you.
586
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:35,927
You were the fat guy in high school
587
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,139
who lost 50 pounds
and got super into fitness.
588
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:43,351
Had a steady diet of podcasts
and self-help books.
589
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,854
Probably have a fairly attractive wife
590
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:49,899
who has the body
of a boy Chechnyan gymnast.
591
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,985
-Fuck you talking about?
-"I'm much for fun."
592
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,571
"I like to make the sexy."
And I love that for you.
593
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:56,740
My wife could put you
through a wall, buddy.
594
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:57,907
I don't doubt it.
595
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,492
I might even sign up for it.
596
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,660
Sorry, what do you do?
597
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,203
I try and inspire people.
598
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,414
I tell people,
if there's something they want in life,
599
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:08,168
to believe in themselves
and to go out there and to grab it.
600
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,546
And I don't humiliate anybody.
601
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,048
I motivate people.
602
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,966
You're a bully, Brock.
603
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,886
Nobody likes a bully.
604
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,221
You were fat in high school,
you fat fucking cunt!
605
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,140
Yeah, fuck you, pussy!
606
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,726
A little heavy on the gas,
but I love the point of view.
607
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:26,936
I gotta go make a call.
608
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,064
I'm gonna pop out. I'll be right back.
609
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,316
-See you later, manager.
-Hell yeah.
610
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:32,317
Bartender?
611
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,611
Send over one old-fashioned
612
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,031
and a bowl of milk for Brock.
613
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,241
Hey, fat-ass, come take a seat.
614
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,994
Look, I was never… I was never fat, okay?
615
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,496
Always jacked.
616
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,539
This is Phil. Leave a message.
617
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,125
Hi, Uncle Phil? It's Will.
618
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,461
How you doing, you bulldog?
619
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,546
I did mean that the other day
when I saw you.
620
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,882
You do have bulldog qualities.
621
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,676
You know, your neck.
622
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:03,890
But… I… I had some… some business
that I wanted to discuss with you.
623
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:07,102
So, um, maybe…
624
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,021
Maybe that's something we could…
you could call me back about,
625
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,732
and we could chat it out, you know?
626
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,818
I… I'm not very good
at leaving voicemails,
627
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:19,906
but… but… but don't tell Shane
I left you this voicemail because, um,
628
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,660
I think it's just something I wanna
discuss with you privately first.
629
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,745
And, uh, it's Will, by the way.
630
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:29,958
I don't know if I said? It's Will.
All right, talk to you soon. Bye-bye.
631
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,553
This is Kelly. I'm busy.
632
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,264
Leave me a message
or text me like a normal person.
633
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,225
Hey, Kelly. Nice voicemail.
634
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,312
Uh, it's Shane. I was just calling
'cause, I don't know, I miss…
635
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,649
I wanted to talk to you.
I'm at this fucking convention thing,
636
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,650
and I don't know.
637
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,862
I met this guy, and he was talking to me,
and we had a couple beers,
638
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:01,948
and he was like, "If you wanna
do something, you should follow it,"
639
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,451
and I figured
I would give you a call, you know?
640
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,119
And I miss you.
641
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:09,831
I wanted you to know I don't do coke
like that. That was a one-time thing.
642
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:11,332
Excuse me.
643
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:13,710
Not you.
644
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,420
It's some fucking lady.
645
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,089
But you're number one.
646
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,550
And that's all I wanna say.
647
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,597
Nailed it.
648
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:31,478
♪ Nobody's gonna keep me from you ♪
649
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:38,151
♪ Leave you bloody
From your head to your shoes ♪
650
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:44,157
♪ I can't be bargained with
I can't be refused ♪
651
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:50,580
♪ Rot in pieces, I'll be seeing you soon ♪
652
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:22,153
♪ All your mistakes
Are gonna catch up with you ♪
653
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:25,198
♪ You say you're changing… ♪
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