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So, yeah, we're still
a small business.
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Mom and pop, if you will.
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You know, a lot of this job
is talking to people.
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And… is that something you wanna do?
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Yeah.
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-That's good.
-It's selling tires.
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How hard can it be?
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-Pretty hard.
-What is your closing percentage?
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-My personal closing percentage?
-Yeah.
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I don't… That's…
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I, uh… I know it.
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So I'd like to hear why you think
you would be a good applicant.
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Half the chemicals youse guys use
contain nanobots, okay?
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And the government uses those
for mind control.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, let's just talk
like we just met at a party. Hi.
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Hey.
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When I was selling shoes,
I would do, like, at least 85%.
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The tire business
is very different from the shoe business.
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How?
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Well, there are two shoes.
There are four tires.
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They…
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-People need to--
-Uh-huh. You can get it out.
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-I can get it out when I want to.
-Yeah. There you go.
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So can you let me know if I got the job?
Did I get it?
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No.
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Why don't you just leave your number,
and I'll be in touch?
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Yeah, I bet you'd like that.
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I'm a married woman.
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If nobody else walks through that door
that is remotely likable,
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the job is yours.
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Okay.
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George?
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What's goin' on?
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Shane, how are you?
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I'm good, man.
Things have been awesome around here.
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How's the window thing going?
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I don't do that anymore.
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We went under.
Apparently, our harassment policy,
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which I took to be suggestive,
was quite literal.
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And now the business I spent
my entire life building on my own back
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is a pile of smoldering ash.
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Jesus.
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Well, at least you didn't kill yourself.
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-Yeah.
-Hey, George?
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-You ready?
-Yes.
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Are you interviewing for this?
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No shit.
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Yes shit.
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-So--
-My work ethic is unparalleled.
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And I am loyal to a fault.
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I'm the guy you want on your team.
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Wow. Well, I just have
one question for you.
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When can you start?
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I already have.
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Welcome aboard!
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-Now, I have one question for you.
-Shoot.
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What is the most number of sales
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that someone has had
in one business day here?
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Great question. I think I once had four--
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Great. I'm gonna beat that today.
You have my word.
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All right. Well, good luck.
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-♪ I did not come to win… ♪
-Here you are. Enjoy. Drive safe.
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-You're welcome.
-♪ I did not come to lose… ♪
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Congratulations, your car's done.
It drives fine. You're good.
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♪ I came to compete… ♪
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This is yours. Enjoy that. Okay.
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-Drive safe.
-♪ I came to compete ♪
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♪ I came to compete ♪
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Dude, can you believe George
went from owning his own business,
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making all that money, to this?
It's pathetic.
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Well, he's getting back on the horse,
so good for him.
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It's not good for him. It's embarrassing.
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Hey, I offered you that job first.
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It's not about the job.
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Sure it is. You're being sour grapes.
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What the fuck is sour grapes?
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The story about the fox who wanted grapes,
but they were too high up on the vine.
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He was like, "I don't want 'em.
They're sour." That's you.
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I don't want the grapes.
I could get the grapes. I don't want 'em.
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-Good, 'cause George has 'em now.
-Good.
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'Cause all I did was offer you the grapes
over and over again.
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-Exactly. I said no every time.
-You said no.
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So you think I give a fuck now?
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-Yeah, 'cause George is eating 'em--
-I don't give a fuck.
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All right.
Can I just get back to this, please?
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What are you doing, anyway?
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I am booking us a hotel room
for the conference.
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-You're gonna share a room with me?
-One room, two beds.
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Get the honeymoon suite.
Get a Jacuzzi in there.
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No, Shane. This is not a frat party.
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Just let me drink 150 beers
at a Best Western, please.
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You're not having 150 beers.
This isn't--
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I'm having 150. You're having 150.
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We might not make it to the conference.
We're gonna be drunk for three days.
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Not even close
to what's gonna happen.
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-You know I'm getting fucked up.
-We gotta have good rest.
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I'm bringing my sleep apnea machine.
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Holy shit. You're gonna jack off
with a sleep apnea mask next to me.
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-No.
-You're gonna be like a fighter pilot.
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Checking for bogeys. Just…
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Is he awake?
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The g-force is gonna get you.
You're gonna…
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"Pull up."
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"Terrain."
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"Pull up."
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-It's gonna be fun, actually.
-Maybe I should book two separate rooms.
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Will, I gotta show you something.
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-Look at him.
-Do you drive often?
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-What am I looking at?
-George is on coke.
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-Kilah, come on.
-Boy, I love the morning.
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I'm dead serious.
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All of my cousins on my mom
and dad's side of the family do coke.
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I know it when I see it.
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He's just starting a new job.
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He's probably excited.
He's trying to break a sales record.
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See?
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It's a booger or an itch or something.
Come on. Leave the poor guy alone.
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-Oh!
-Ooh, a little rim job.
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You know about that.
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-Come on!
-Hold on.
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What?
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What is that?
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Bro!
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Look at this.
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Is that a turtle?
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What are you doing here?
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Never thought I'd be a fucking turtle guy,
but this is my best friend.
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-Keeping this thing?
-Hell yeah, I'm keeping him.
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He's not a thing.
His name's Jerome Bettis. He's my buddy.
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-He's a turtle.
-I like him better than you already.
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What?
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Hello?
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Hey,
I can't stop thinking about you.
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I'm so horny.
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I think you have the wrong number,
but if that guy doesn't answer, call back.
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It's Kelly.
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-What's up?
-Oh, hey.
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Nothing. Uh, just…
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-What's up with you, though?
-Not much.
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Just, uh, catering
this kid's birthday party,
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and one of the kids shit his pants
in the bounce house,
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so we're wrapping it up.
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-Been there.
-Are you hungry?
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We have a bunch of hoagies
and a half-eaten cake.
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I can bring it over if you want.
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Now I'm the fucking horny pervert. Yes!
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Okay.
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Too far. I'll see you soon.
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All right, see ya.
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Ooh!
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Hey, uh… Hey, George?
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Can we chat for a second?
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I did it. I beat the record.
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Five up-sales.
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-Already?
-Mm-hmm.
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Wow! It's 1:00 p.m.
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It was easy. Too easy.
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What's the shop's record
for the most sales in a week?
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Sixteen, I think?
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I'll beat that. I'll beat that today.
Thank you for giving me a new finish line.
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I work best when goals and expectations
are very clearly dictated to me.
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Sixteen's a lot.
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Seventeen.
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I'm not gonna tie. I'm gonna beat it!
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Seventeen?
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-That's a lot of money.
-You have my word.
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-Okay.
-I'll fucking die for you.
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-He's not on coke!
-Are you serious?
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-He's not on coke! I just talked to him.
-That's ridiculous.
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He's excited about his job.
That's what that is.
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Who would be excited about this job?
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Uh, a guy that's
gonna make a lot of money.
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All right.
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-All right, thank you.
-No problem.
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Thank you for bringing this.
This is great.
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You're welcome. I used to bring
my ex-boyfriend sandwiches to prison.
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This is kinda like the same vibe.
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I'm joking.
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Oh!
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Holy shit.
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A lot of women use sandwiches
to sneak contraband into prison.
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-These are really good.
-Right? They're Polynesian sliders.
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They're, like, my favorite.
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Oh, Polynesian.
George's wife is Polynesian.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I thought the same thing, but get this.
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One day, she walks in, tells me, "George,
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I don't love you,
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and I never loved you."
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Well…
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Um…
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I know I'm new,
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and I have to earn all of your respect
and… and trust and stuff,
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but I'm gonna get to that.
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Ah!
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He's fine.
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He's fine.
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What do you do for fun?
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-Around here?
-Yeah, like crazy shit.
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-Crazy shit?
-Yeah.
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-Like parties…
-Ooh, I got one.
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-This is fun.
-Okay.
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There's a salon next door,
has a Bluetooth speaker.
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Okay.
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And if you get it right,
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you can connect to it
and play whatever you want.
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♪ Pop that pussy, tap that ass… ♪
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-Turn that fucking thing off!
-They're so mad!
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-That's nice.
-How often do you do this?
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A lot.
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-Okay, nice.
-That's fun.
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-I'm good.
-Uh…
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-How do I get you to a yes?
-Just the new brake for me today.
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There's always a path to yes.
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Let's find that path together.
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I said no.
Now can you please get out of my face?
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Here's what's gonna happen.
You're driving. It's raining. It's dark.
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You're on the highway,
heading into a bend.
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All of a sudden, your front tires
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write a check
that your back tires can't cash.
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Now you're headed through the guardrail,
and someone's buying four caskets.
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Two big ones, two little ones
for the kids that you forgot to strap in
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because you were too preoccupied
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thinking about the fact
that you didn't change your tires.
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Jesus Christ.
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-Uh, hey, George?
-What?!
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Come here, please.
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I didn't know I was being intimidating.
I'm sorry.
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That's 'cause
you're yakked out of your mind, George!
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Okay, I'll be honest.
I am completely addicted to cocaine.
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And the problem is not getting better,
and I don't have any plans to work on it.
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What I would like to do
is work on my life around it
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so it's not a problem,
if that makes sense.
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No, it doesn't make any sense.
You have to stop doing cocaine.
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Okay.
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You're doing great today
with the sales you've already done.
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So let's just calm down,
take a deep breath, relax.
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Thank you for giving me a new finish line.
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I perform best
when given strict goals and expectations.
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Fantastic. You're welcome.
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I came in here today with a goal,
and that goal was 17 sales.
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You gave me that number,
and I'm right there. I'm on the cusp!
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I won't let you down!
I won't let you down!
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00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,478
-No more cocaine!
-No more cocaine!
246
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,563
-No more cocaine!
-No more cocaine!
247
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,399
Perfect! Thank you for hearing me out!
248
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,777
You're welcome! Thank you
for understanding me as a person!
249
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,867
Holy shit!
250
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,870
Hi. Shane, can I talk to you
for a second in my office, please?
251
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,331
-Okay.
-All right.
252
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,916
Okay, I'm gonna look around.
253
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,501
All right.
254
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,422
-What?
-Come on. Come on.
255
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,006
Come on. Look at my face. It's serious.
256
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,717
-Move quick.
-Okay.
257
00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,719
George is on cocaine.
258
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,846
-George has cocaine?
-Yes, he's on it.
259
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,431
You're gonna have to fire him then.
260
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,685
Yeah, so… so I'm a little worried
that he has uncontrollable rage.
261
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,396
I know he's not holding a bomb,
but I can hear it ticking.
262
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,899
-Firing him's gonna be difficult.
-He might fuck you up, dude. He's huge.
263
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,526
You see him. He's a psycho.
264
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,571
Okay. I see him keep going
into his jacket pocket on the back hook.
265
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:22,241
I think that's where he's keeping drugs.
I need you to get rid of the coke for me.
266
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,703
Let me get this straight. You think George
is a drug addict who's about to explode,
267
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,080
and your plan is
for me to take his drugs away?
268
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,749
Yes. Precisely.
269
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:31,625
All right.
270
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,061
-Barrel owl?
-Hmm.
271
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,938
Oh, he's doing the bird thing?
272
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,274
-Yeah.
-That's fun. I got something to show you.
273
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,568
Yeah, sure. Do you wanna…
274
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,654
-I'm… I'm okay. Next… Yeah.
-Yeah, she's good.
275
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,823
-Sure?
-Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
276
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,700
-Be right back.
-All right. Later.
277
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,208
-Will wanted me to flush this.
-Why do you need me for this?
278
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,127
-Thought you'd want to see. It's cocaine.
-No, I don't want to see that.
279
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,421
-You wanna do some?
-Are you crazy?
280
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,007
-Maybe I am crazy.
-It's the middle of the day.
281
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,219
-Who gives a fuck?
-I'm not doing that.
282
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,347
Look at this, dude.
You're nuts. You're a wild man.
283
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,890
-Try some.
-I'm not doin' that.
284
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,683
-A little. I'll do it if you do.
-Stop.
285
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,102
-Let's have fun for fuckin' once.
-I'm not gonna do it.
286
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,315
-Oh!
-Holy shit! I was joking.
287
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,275
You actually did it? You're fucking crazy!
288
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,653
-I thought you wanted to do it.
-I'll do it.
289
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,196
Come on, do it.
290
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,323
-I said I would.
-I already did it. You gotta.
291
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,574
I'll fuckin' do it. Relax.
292
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,786
-There you go.
-Yeah, fuck!
293
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,664
Are you fucking nuts? Why'd you do that?
294
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,123
I did it. You gotta do it.
295
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,710
You're a fucking loser already.
Now I'm a fucking drug loser too.
296
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,587
It's gonna feel good.
297
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,465
Oh shit!
298
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,510
Is someone in there?
I… I left some stuff in there.
299
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,887
-What stuff?
-I'm coming in.
300
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,515
-Holy shit!
-Jesus! Who barges in like this?
301
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559
I… What are you two doing in here?
302
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,228
Shut the fuck up, George.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
303
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,522
My God, dude! What are you doing?
304
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,236
-I need it! I need it!
-You're making us look like dicks!
305
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,321
My nose is right here.
Just give me a little bit.
306
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,031
Hey, George?
307
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,369
Can you, uh, come help me
with a customer, please?
308
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,708
Okay.
309
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,835
Hey, little smiles.
310
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,420
Happy face.
311
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,386
Is this what you do all day?
312
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,097
This is it. All day. Every day.
313
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,266
It's… it's good.
It's good work. I like it.
314
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,184
Yeah, it's a good workout, too, huh?
315
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,270
Yeah. Holy fuck it is.
316
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,563
It's hot in here, right?
317
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,440
-I feel okay.
-You don't think it's hot?
318
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,735
Oh, who's this little guy?
319
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,445
-That's Jerome Bettis.
-Hi.
320
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,531
I found him earlier. I put him in here.
I built this for him today.
321
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,449
No way!
322
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,702
I wasn't ready to be a single father,
but here I am.
323
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,620
Looking for a mom.
324
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,748
-What happened to his mom?
-She probably got fucking crushed, right?
325
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,793
I think you're great, and I like you,
and I think you're beautiful.
326
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,504
And if we could start hanging out a lot,
327
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,549
and maybe you could get involved
in Jerome Bettis's life--
328
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,594
-It's okay. We're just hanging out.
-I think we have a connection.
329
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,970
-You know?
-Yeah.
330
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,889
I'm sorry. If I'm being honest,
I'm on cocaine.
331
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,309
-He's on the smallest amount.
-Shut the fuck up, Cal.
332
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,228
-It was a lot, and I'm not used to it.
-Yeah, obviously.
333
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,521
Oh shit. My dad's here.
334
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,232
Your dad's here?
335
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,861
Ah! Will, my favorite nephew. Ah!
336
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,529
Hello, Uncle Phil.
337
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,115
-Feel those traps, huh?
-What are you doing here?
338
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,243
Truth be told, your dad and I
have been out all afternoon drinking,
339
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,038
so he's out in the truck taking a nap.
340
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,541
It's 3:30!
341
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,961
He's a lightweight!
342
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,796
But, hey, let's talk about you and me.
343
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:08,050
He's been telling me everything
about the business, and I gotta say,
344
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,594
very impressed
with what you're doing around here.
345
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,554
Oh, well, thank you.
346
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,767
See, one great businessman
can spot another great businessman.
347
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,686
We're like two animals in the wild.
348
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,106
We catch the scent of each other's urine,
we know what we're doing.
349
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,400
So if you need anything,
don't hesitate to ask.
350
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,943
Okay. Okay.
351
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,698
I actually could use a little help.
352
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:35,744
I hired a guy
who has a terrible addiction to cocaine.
353
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,539
-Ah, booger sugar. Yeah.
-Yes, booger sugar.
354
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,708
-But he's a great salesman, though.
-Hmm.
355
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,710
I dealt with this situation in '97.
356
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,671
Had a guy working for me
at Conrad Furniture down in Miami.
357
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,924
He was a world-class salesman
because he was on so much blow.
358
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,968
Was practically leaving head prints
in the ceiling.
359
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,930
I let it slide for a bit
'cause the money was rolling in,
360
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,308
but he eventually had a meltdown
'cause he was so high.
361
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:02,229
One day, he ran through the showroom
naked, hurdled a La-Z-Boy,
362
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,815
and then did a cartwheel
through the plate glass window.
363
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,899
It was a fucking disaster.
364
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,111
Old lady fainted.
There was kids running around.
365
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,615
Luckily, his unkempt pubic hair
had grown so long
366
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,743
that it obscured his penis,
so that was a win.
367
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,537
Where's Shane?
368
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,414
Uh…
369
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,749
He's in the back.
370
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,126
You're looking jacked.
371
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,298
Hey.
372
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,341
-How you doing?
-Yeah?
373
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,552
What's one more bag?
374
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,306
-There's my little dung beetle.
-Don't say shit like that to me.
375
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,808
Ah, big tough guy
can't even give his old man a hug.
376
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,228
-Hello. Hello. Hello.
-Oh.
377
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,605
Buenos días, señor.
378
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,566
So,
379
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,693
who's this pretty lady?
380
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,072
Um, I am Shane's fiancée,
381
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,324
and I am also pregnant. Ah!
382
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,827
She's kidding. You're so fucking funny.
383
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,621
I don't know what we're laughing about.
384
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,623
-Uh, I'm Kelly.
-I'm Phil.
385
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,583
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Shane's father.
386
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,085
-Very cool.
-This is my dad.
387
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,755
So… how do you…
388
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,716
Oh, we're just friends.
We hang out, and, uh…
389
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,677
-Just friends. Just single and looking.
-Yeah. Just casual.
390
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,097
That sort of explains
what I saw the other day,
391
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,642
which was him trying to flirt
with an Applebee's waitress
392
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:22,935
and her not having it at all.
393
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,187
I'd love to hear this story.
This sounds funny.
394
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,231
I wasn't flirting with a waitress
at Applebee's.
395
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,316
Oh, yes, you were.
396
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,652
Remember, you said to the waitress, "Sup,"
397
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,489
then she said, "Sup," and then you said,
"Sup," again, then she walked away,
398
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,325
and then he said, "Sup," again.
I was confused.
399
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,370
I was confused 'cause I don't remember
what you're talking about.
400
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,747
Shane, you gotta lay off the booze,
big boy.
401
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,125
You're literally fucking drunk right now.
402
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,335
I am drunk right now.
403
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,754
Uh, I'm gonna head out.
404
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,631
But it was lovely to meet you.
405
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,509
-Nice to see you, Kelly.
-Nice to see you. And I'll see ya.
406
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,719
Okay, I'll walk you out in a second.
407
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,762
Are you fucking dumb?
408
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,015
I'm trying to get a piece of pussy pie,
and you're trying to fuck it up.
409
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,852
Pussy pie? Huh.
410
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,520
Hey, hey.
411
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,063
I'm not Mexican.
412
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,442
You're on cocaine.
413
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,781
Hey, Kelly?
414
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,701
Sorry about that.
My dad's a freaking jackass.
415
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,744
-It's fine.
-You look great. You look beautiful.
416
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,413
-Thank you.
-You look awesome.
417
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,249
All good. You don't have to say anything.
We're not dating, so…
418
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,378
We're not dating yet, but, you know,
I'm just saying, you are my type.
419
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,589
That's great. Um…
420
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,425
I was listening to a song
that reminded me of you. Wanna hear it?
421
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,885
-I…
-It's…
422
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,012
Yeah…
423
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,515
♪ I'm still avoiding the exit that… ♪
424
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,976
-I'll listen to it later.
-You're gonna listen later?
425
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,603
-Yeah.
-You want me to turn it off?
426
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,438
-Uh, please.
-All right. Save it for later.
427
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,898
-Yes.
-Because it is good.
428
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,274
I'm gonna go.
429
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,359
-All right.
-But, um, this was really nice.
430
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,196
-And I'll hit you up sometime.
-Nice!
431
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,281
I mean, yeah.
432
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:05,704
Nailed it.
433
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,125
Is that my wife? Is that my future wife?
434
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,379
George!
435
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,345
-You're fired.
-Why?
436
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,889
Because you told me
you were gonna stop doing cocaine.
437
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,225
-And you just bought it outside my store.
-Yeah.
438
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,060
Totally unacceptable!
439
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,604
Great teaching moment.
Let's put a pin on it.
440
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,981
-I have to use the bathroom.
-No, that's it.
441
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,609
You're gonna have to do cocaine
on your own time off the premises.
442
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,195
I need this job.
443
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,196
No.
444
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,365
George, you can't have this job.
445
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,243
Okay? What you need is a job,
446
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,995
frankly, that lets you do
a lot of cocaine.
447
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,668
And I don't know
where you're going to, um…
448
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,756
At Andiamo, we have a saying.
449
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,675
"If you want high prices,
450
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,677
you can fuhgeddaboudit."
451
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,598
That's beautiful.
452
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,183
♪ I came to compete ♪
453
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,518
♪ I did not come to win ♪
454
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,770
-♪ I did not come to lose ♪
-♪ Did not come to lose ♪
455
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,189
♪ I did not come to kiss ass ♪
456
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,358
-♪ I did not come to schmooze ♪
-♪ No ♪
457
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,901
♪ No, no ♪
458
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,611
♪ I came to compete ♪
459
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,494
♪ Eight billion people in this world
And we all want a piece ♪
460
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,871
-♪ Whoa! ♪
-♪ That's right ♪
461
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:36,211
♪ Eight billion people in this world
And we all got a scheme, whoa ♪
462
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,215
-♪ I did not come to play make-believe ♪
-♪ No ♪
463
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,510
♪ I did not come
With some half-baked fantasy ♪
464
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:44,469
♪ No ♪
465
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,221
♪ I came on no sleep ♪
466
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,056
♪ I came with no money ♪
467
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,642
♪ I did not come to win or lose ♪
468
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,311
♪ I came to compete ♪
469
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,231
♪ I came to complete ♪
470
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,776
♪ Everything I need ♪
471
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,238
♪ Is within my reach ♪
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