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What's this?
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Bonus.
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[rock music playing over speakers]
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[scoffs]
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[Will] What?
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It's a good bonus.
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These bonus checks
aren't sustaining my new lifestyle.
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Get me more. I'm a big dog. I need to eat.
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You're giving me little scraps.
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Then just give me more recommendations.
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That is the same bonus--
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Know what I recommend?
You give me more fucking money
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before I kick your ass.
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I'd like to see you try.
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-What?
-[splutters] Nope. Take it back.
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See these shades?
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I see 'em.
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-These are about one of those checks.
-You look ridiculous.
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-[Shane] I look cool as shit.
-You don't.
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Where'd you get those khakis?
Some sex shop?
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-[Will] Boscov's. I got 'em at--
-Boscov's? [laughs]
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[Will] Yes, Boscov's.
It's a store. They've got so many--
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You could never catch me in Boscov's.
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You think they sell these
at fucking Boscov's?
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No.
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Yeah?
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Do you like 'em?
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-I don't. I like the other ones you had.
-No one likes 'em.
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I wanna look like a cool outfielder.
Like a Dominican outfielder.
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Instead, my face is too fat for these.
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-You think it's too fat?
-No, it's not too fat.
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The lady at Sunglass Hut said
my face was too fat to get these glasses.
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Now I look like a fucking asshole.
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-Your penis is sticking out of the khakis.
-It's not sticking out.
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-Are you hard?
-[Will] I'm not hard!
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-[Shane] We need more money.
-Shane!
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[mellow acoustic music playing]
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[rock music playing over speakers]
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[Will] So we need to pass this inspection,
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otherwise, we won't be able to use
the building as collateral for the loan.
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So it's important.
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Obviously, we can't bribe him.
Should we tip him?
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A tip is a bribe.
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You have to offer yourself to him.
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Sexually.
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You don't need to bribe him.
The best things in life are free, Willy.
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You know that.
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You gotta tell him.
Gotta say, "I'm not a homosexual."
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That makes you a delicacy in this world.
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I'm glad I'm the only one
taking this seriously.
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Gentlemen. Just wanted to inform you
that I happened to find what appears to be
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some black mold up there
above the mechanics' station.
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-I'll have to run a couple tests.
-I have a question.
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Do you find this man attractive?
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Um… uh…
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Don't listen to him.
That's my cousin. He's just joking.
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Um, what… what mold?
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Black mold. You see where the wall goes
from slightly dirty to egregiously black?
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That's the black mold.
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It looks like that has been there
for some time,
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and that is not good for your health.
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I mean, long-term exposure to black mold,
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no bueno.
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-Do you take tips?
-No. I do not take tips.
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You take socks?
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-Who's offering his socks?
-Him.
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No. I don't take socks.
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I'd get that removed.
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I'm gonna take a look around.
I'll be back in a little bit.
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-[Shane] That's been there forever.
-It's right next to where I work.
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Really good we found it now.
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[rock music continues playing
over speakers]
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-[Shane] Think this is what killed Arnold?
-[Will] Let's hope not.
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Oh, wait. You killed Arnold.
You kicked him, and his heart exploded.
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Shane! That's not what killed Arnold.
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What did kill Arnold?
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He died from, um…
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arr… uh…
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What's it called?
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-It's weird. I can't remember.
-[Shane] My memory's been shit lately.
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He wasn't that old, was he?
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I think he was that age
where they don't look into what did it.
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He was, like, 59.
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That is old as shit for a mechanic.
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True. Wait. How old are you?
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Thirty-five.
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-Oh my God!
-[Cal] What?
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I thought you were 45.
The mold's got you looking old as shit.
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Cal, get this cleaned up.
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I'm not touching that.
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-[Will] You have to.
-You want a slave so bad.
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I don't wanna have slaves.
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Shane, you have to stop
constantly telling people
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I killed a man and want slaves.
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-[laughs]
-Certain things you don't joke about.
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One is homicide, the other is slavery.
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Slavery's worse.
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It is… it is worse, I agree.
But I'm saying--
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-See? He wants 'em. He wants 'em bad.
-[Cal] Yeah.
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I don't want slaves.
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-You downplay slavery a lot.
-I don't downplay it!
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-I've heard some things you've said.
-Like what?
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Oh, don't put your eyebrows at me.
I haven't said anything…
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You know I haven't said anything
about slaves. Badly. Goodly.
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[country music plays]
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[music fades]
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Wait. What?
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Yeah, all over that wall in there.
I've been breathing it in for years.
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Symptoms include headaches,
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cognitive impairment, neurological damage,
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memory loss.
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Holy shit.
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What?
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I have all these symptoms.
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What? Are you worried about it?
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-I'm not worried about it. You're worried.
-Well, we're all gonna die.
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-I don't think I can feel my lips.
-I'm fine. I'm chill.
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You're the ones freaking out.
I'm not worried about it.
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I'm not worried about the headaches
I've had since working here.
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Holy shit.
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[ominous music playing]
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Fuck!
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[door chimes]
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I'm here for an inspection. Kelly Miller.
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Okay.
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-Do you know how long it's gonna be?
-Depends. Is your car fucked up?
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Um, it's been making a screeching noise
for about a month.
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That sounds fucked up.
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Yeah, probably. Is it gonna be expensive?
'Cause I'm probably just gonna abandon it.
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It's a joke.
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But if it is gonna be expensive,
that's gonna suck 'cause I'm kinda poor.
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Oh, we'll give you
the poor lady discount, then.
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You guys have that?
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No, this place would be
a nightmare if we had that.
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[Kelly] Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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No. I got exposed to black mold,
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and now I'm trying to figure out
if my brain's fucked up or not.
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Oh my God. Okay.
Well, can you do this? It's like a test.
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-So you do the opposite?
-[Kelly] Yeah, and then you go backwards.
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-And if you can't do it…
-I'm skipping them.
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-If you can't--
-They keep going the same.
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-They keep going the same?
-Yeah.
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-Shit.
-What do you mean? Are you a nurse?
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No. I work for a catering company.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared me.
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[Kelly] Sorry.
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-Do you like chicken parm?
-Is that, like, a test again?
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No.
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I'm working a funeral today.
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Italians.
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And I was thinking,
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what if I bring you some leftovers
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for a couple bucks off my bill?
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You bribing me with chicken parm?
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Bribe you? I'd never do that. What?
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I see, oh, the chicken parm discount.
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-You guys… you guys have that.
-I'll honor a chicken parm discount.
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[Kelly] All right.
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I'll see you soon.
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-[Shane] Yeah.
-Okay.
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Um…
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Or will I?
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Don't die.
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[door opens, chimes]
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That's kind of a fucked-up thing
to say to me.
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I love her now.
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I can't look at that anymore.
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Oh my God. I need to go home. [sighs]
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That can't be your solution to everything.
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It's like when you hear about a family
that moves into their brand-new home,
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and everything's fine,
and then a week later, the dog is dead?
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It's like, what happened?
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-Is it in the water?
-What?
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-[Kilah] You don't know!
-Calm down. You guys are gonna be fine.
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You're up front here.
Shane and I gotta be worried.
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-We're in the back with it.
-[sighs]
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Yeah, that's a good point.
I am probably fine.
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-[Kilah] Thank God.
-But--
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We don't even know
how long that thing's been there.
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-[tense music]
-All right?
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When was the last inspection?
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Your dad's gotta have records
of that stuff somewhere.
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Just dig that stuff up
before you panic, all right?
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Okay, stop yelling at us.
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Hurry up!
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[tense music continues]
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He's going crazy.
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-[Kilah] He's nuts.
-You ever heard of mold doing that?
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Yeah, especially when there's full moons,
but only every other day.
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And that happened three times this week.
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I think some of that mold
is making its way up front.
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[hip-hop music playing over speakers]
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[pensive music plays]
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[keyboard tapping]
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[Will] Oop. Here it is.
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Inspection files.
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Not it.
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Listen to this.
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"For Jon.
Can't wait to see you again, baby."
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I didn't know my mom wrote my dad
little love letters like that.
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That's pretty s--
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[country music riff plays]
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Oh my God!
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What? Is it a bug? Will, is it a bug?
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No, it's not a bug!
It's my mom's tits, you idiot!
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-Wanna help me clean some of this shit up?
-No. Kilah's going crazy.
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It's weird how wild she's going.
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-Who even gives a shit?
-Yeah, it's fucking nuts.
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What's that? What are you doing?
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It's a neurological exam to make sure
my faculties are still intact.
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It's not going good.
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Let me try that.
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-[Shane] You're cheating.
-[Cal] I'm not cheating.
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You gotta quit
making yourself crazy with this stuff.
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Guys have worked around this for 25 years,
breathing this shit in. They're fine.
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-[Shane] Yeah?
-Yeah.
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[Shane] Like who?
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Um…
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Bill.
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Bill Smersky.
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-Smersky.
-[Cal] He worked here forever.
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-He's doing good.
-He's good? Smersky's good?
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Yeah. I haven't heard
that he's dead or anything.
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-[Shane] Smersky's probably good.
-They would have told us if he died.
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They would've told us.
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-What's going on with your mouth?
-I'm fucking thinking.
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-Are you sure it's your mom?
-I think so. I don't know.
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Who else could it be?
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I know what your mom looks like.
Let me see it. Let me look.
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-Okay.
-Now give it.
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If you show anybody this picture,
I'll cut your fucking head off, Kilah.
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[Kilah chuckles] Oh my God.
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Oh, Jesus, seriously?
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[strains]
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-Do you have it?
-[Kilah] I have it!
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Ooh!
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Nice bush.
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I can't really tell
if it's your mom though.
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What does the note say again?
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It says, "I can't wait
to see you again, baby."
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There's a little heart next to it.
It looks like my mom's handwriting.
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-I… I don't know.
-Let me see if there's a date.
246
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,266
-Ah!
-[Will] Kilah!
247
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,726
Kilah, it's facing me!
248
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,019
2006.
249
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,773
-How long would they have been married?
-Twenty years?
250
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,399
[Kilah] Uh…
251
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,317
What?
252
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,569
I just… I don't think
many married women of 20 years
253
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,571
are sending nudes to their husbands.
254
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,281
I think it might be a side piece.
255
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,075
How do you know that? Talk! Tell me.
256
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,495
I mean, I send shit like this
to married dudes all the time,
257
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,621
like I just did.
258
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:07,249
I'm a little bit more cleaned up, though,
than your mom. No offense.
259
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,668
I… I mean,
260
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,337
that's good news, I guess?
261
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,465
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, you know, which is worse?
262
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,637
[tense, rhythmic music playing]
263
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,225
[drawer shuts]
264
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,768
[line ringing]
265
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,769
[woman] Hello?
266
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,896
Hi, is Bill Smersky there?
267
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,398
Technically, he is.
268
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,610
-Can I talk to him, please?
-Sure. You can try.
269
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,070
Bill!
270
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:40,533
[Bill] Some horses. There ain't nothing
to race anymore, ya fucking piece of shit!
271
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,827
-Is this Bill?
-[Bill mutters] Go on!
272
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,787
[woman] Bill, calm down!
273
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,164
-I don't want spaghetti.
-[Shane] What the fuck was that?
274
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,625
-[woman] Did you all have a nice chat?
-Hey.
275
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,210
No need to put Bill back on.
276
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,921
Um, do you know what happened to him
to make him like that?
277
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,423
[woman] Medically speaking,
278
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,591
Bill's brain's been gone
for quite some time.
279
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,177
His… his brain's been gone?
280
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,932
-Smersky's fucked up.
-Smersky was a mess.
281
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,934
I'm exactly like Smersky was.
282
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,604
No. Call, uh, Tagger. Ron Tagger.
283
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,523
-You want me to call Tagger? He's…
-[Cal] Yeah.
284
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,483
He's definitely gonna be fucked up.
285
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,153
-[Will] I'm gonna call him.
-[line ringing]
286
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,658
-This is Jon. Leave a message.
-[beep]
287
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,951
Dad, it's Will!
288
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,786
Call me back, buster!
289
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,080
-You know what's weird?
-What?
290
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:32,084
In that photo,
it looks like the woman had a lot of milk,
291
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,672
so it seems kind of odd
that you'd be the way you are.
292
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,549
Like, your physique, you know?
293
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,843
So it's probably not her.
It's probably not your mom.
294
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,262
-What?
-So you probably had formula.
295
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,431
I knew I should never have
let you look at the picture.
296
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:49,268
-Hi, is Ron there?
-[woman 2] Oh, no. He passed away.
297
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,438
I'm so sorry. Do you know how he passed?
298
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,359
[whispers] Got hit by a fucking bus.
299
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,736
That's good news.
300
00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,737
That's…
301
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,988
No, I'm…
302
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,072
Good luck, then.
303
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,449
Okay.
304
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,202
♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪
305
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,871
Here's what we need to do.
Do you know any doctors?
306
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,040
No. Do you have health insurance?
307
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:15,461
No. Every time I try to get insurance,
I quit halfway. It's too complicated.
308
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,339
They make it complicated
'cause they don't wanna help anyone.
309
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,717
No. Meanwhile, prisoners are getting tits
and pussies left and right these days.
310
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803
Prisoners aren't getting tits and pussies.
311
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,013
-Look it up, dude.
-[Cal] I don't wanna look it up.
312
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,641
And if you want
free tits and pussies, just go
313
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,976
commit a crime. Get in prison.
314
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,978
You wish I had tits and pussies.
315
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,649
You fucking horny freak.
You'd fuck me if I had tits and pussies.
316
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,400
For real, though. Do I have a rash?
317
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,569
No, you're good.
318
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,823
-[Shane] Well, then fucking relax.
-I'm relaxed.
319
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,325
[rhythmic music playing]
320
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,123
Jesus Christ.
321
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,834
[phone ringing]
322
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,170
[beeps]
323
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,048
Hello.
324
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:01,966
[Jon] Hey.
325
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,801
What was with that voicemail?
326
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,596
-How's the inspection going?
-We've got black mold. It's fine.
327
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,348
-What?
-Dad.
328
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,474
Please.
329
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,352
Tell me you had an affair.
330
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,604
What has gotten into you?
331
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,857
I will not be mad.
332
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,484
I know it doesn't make sense right now,
333
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,236
but I will be happy.
334
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:26,282
Listen, I never cheated on your mother,
335
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,283
you sicko!
336
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,534
[Will] Me sicko?
337
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,493
You sicko!
338
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,454
I found a Polaroid of a naked woman
in a file labeled
339
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,540
"Inspection Files and Random Stuff"!
340
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,751
-I forgot about that--
-Random stuff! I'm so angry I could spit!
341
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,254
So tell me the truth.
Did you ever cheat on Mom?
342
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,048
Your mom and I
343
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:47,303
were having a tough time in the marriage.
We weren't having sex.
344
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,264
We weren't seeing much of each other.
345
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,682
And even when we did,
346
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,436
you were always practicing the trumpet.
347
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,731
So we saw a therapist.
348
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:03,277
The therapist suggested
we spice up our sex life.
349
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,320
No.
350
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,447
She suggested
351
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,574
we acted like
352
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,492
we're having an affair with each other.
353
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,036
No!
354
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,954
That photo is of your mother.
355
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,331
Every inch of her.
356
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,665
[screaming]
357
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,750
Don't throw it out!
358
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,251
[continues screaming]
359
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,630
Alabama, Alaska, Idaho?
360
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,381
Fuck.
361
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,009
It's Arkansas.
362
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,513
Is it Boston?
363
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,057
I'm fine.
364
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,808
I know it. [sighs]
365
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,728
It's… it's gonna be fine. It's…
366
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,814
Dude, I'm freaking out.
I can't feel my hands.
367
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,232
You're fine.
368
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193
I'm not fine. My hair's falling out.
369
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,612
I've gained 20 pounds
since I've been working here.
370
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,739
It's because you drink 20 beers a night.
371
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,991
I think I'm having
a fucking heart attack, dude.
372
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,244
-What's this?
-[Will] Don't worry about that.
373
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,579
No, Shane!
374
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,872
Shane, put it back!
375
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,459
Ooh, Little Willy,
what have you been up to? You dog.
376
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:04,380
You were gonna keep this from me?
Hide these perfect tits from me?
377
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,467
And a bush? She's got a little bush going?
I haven't seen one in a dog's age.
378
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,387
Head out to the bush, huh?
Shrimp on the pussy.
379
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,055
Take her out back. Go to her out back.
380
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,224
Gonna eat her butt,
is what I'm talking about.
381
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,560
I would eat this person's butt.
I'm feeling better. This is helping me.
382
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,438
This woman's perfect tits and pussy
are bringing me back to life.
383
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,982
Maybe it's a scratch and sniff.
384
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,276
A little scratch and sniff
for Shaney to treat myself. [sniffs]
385
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,194
That's my mom.
386
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,241
-What?
-That's my mom. Your aunt.
387
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,577
You just sniffed a picture
of your aunt's vagina.
388
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,208
Hey, guys, just wanna let you know
everything else passed,
389
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,419
somehow, but you gotta
take care of that mo--
390
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,006
That's my… that's my aunt.
391
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,507
It's his mom.
392
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,135
Get out!
393
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,520
-Where'd you get this?
-[Will] I found it in a file.
394
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,647
I looked square at it,
395
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,984
which is nothing
compared to what you just did.
396
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,902
I touched it, and I sniffed it.
397
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,321
-You put your nose on it.
-Think it had cum on it?
398
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,282
Yes.
399
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118
Shane, did you learn any lessons today?
400
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,871
I told you not to do it, and you did it.
401
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,957
And now you've got your uncle's jizz
all over your face.
402
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,794
-Take me to the hospital, please?
-We don't need the hospital.
403
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,547
What we do need are pills, strong ones,
404
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,258
something to wipe an entire day
off the books.
405
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,594
Kilah.
406
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,014
-Come in here.
-[Will] It's an emergency.
407
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,932
[Shane] Could you bring your pills in?
408
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,810
Yeah. Nighttimes or daytime ones?
409
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,146
-Daytime. Daytime ones.
-[Shane] Daytime.
410
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,982
[mellow acoustic music playing]
411
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,588
[door chimes]
412
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,216
He's alive!
413
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,510
I wish I wasn't. I wish I was dead.
414
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,554
He saw a picture of his aunt's tits.
415
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,807
-Modern day, or--
-[Shane] No, it was an old picture.
416
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,391
-Your car's good.
-[keys jangle]
417
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,644
It was just some buildup
on the brake rotors.
418
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,897
That's what the noise was.
It passed emissions and inspections, so
419
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,482
you're all good.
420
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,401
That's great. I have payment.
421
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,736
There you go.
422
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,074
Thank you, but I don't even know
if I could eat right now
423
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,826
after what I've seen.
424
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,412
I'll probably eat a little.
See how… You know?
425
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,748
-Yeah, see how it sits. Yeah.
-[Shane] Eat a little.
426
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,959
-Craziest thing happened.
-[Shane] What?
427
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,086
[Kelly] So the funeral that I was just at,
428
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:54,675
the guy died
from toxic black mold exposure.
429
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,427
You guys… Wait. You guys have that.
430
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,681
You guys… That was, like, the thing today…
this morning, right?
431
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,016
-Yeah.
-You guys had the black mold.
432
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,686
-Whoa! That's--
-I'm not even worried about that anymore.
433
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,646
I'm worried about
my aunt's tits that I saw.
434
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:11,108
I didn't know it was her,
and I stared at it, and it was her vagina.
435
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,528
And I liked it.
But this looks like it could help me.
436
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,697
[Kelly] Pretty good. I had some.
437
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,992
Hmm. There's my uncle.
It was his wife's tits I saw.
438
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,743
Oh!
439
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,245
-Okay.
-[Jon] Give me the picture.
440
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,497
The picture? No, I threw it out.
441
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,708
What? I've been looking for that
for years.
442
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,792
-[Will] Yeah?
-[Jon] Yeah.
443
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,044
If you want it,
you can download it from my brain
444
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,130
because it's seared
into my fucking memory!
445
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,798
Oh, quit being such a big baby!
446
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,134
It was his mom,
so he's not handling it well.
447
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,678
'Cause I'm happy to do it.
I'll dig up Grandma.
448
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,139
I'll put her in a sexy pose, and…
449
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,184
Think if you saw a picture
of your uncle's dick and you were like…
450
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,811
-[Kelly] Like, "Not bad. Okay girth."
-"Great balls."
451
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,563
Yeah, girthy uncle.
452
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,566
Yeah, I would… Yeah, I'd be
kind of fucked up from that too.
453
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,943
[Will] Then I'll just take
a nude of myself…
454
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:55,861
[Jon] Yeah?
455
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,404
…and you can find it. I'll go, "Eh!"
456
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,448
-And it'll be my penis.
-[Jon] Fantastic!
457
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,742
And have absolutely no trimming
of my pubic hair.
458
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:02,659
[Jon] Okay.
459
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,995
[Will] Then you could find that
and let that bounce around…
460
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,039
Would you wanna go out sometime?
461
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:14,004
So you've had toxic black mold exposure,
and you've seen your aunt's tits today,
462
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,174
and now you wanna go on a date with me?
463
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,010
-[Jon] What? What? Say it!
-Yeah.
464
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,803
[Will] A nude picture…
465
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,513
-Sure, yeah.
-[Shane] Yeah?
466
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,640
-[Kelly] Yeah.
-Nice.
467
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,266
[Jon] Shut up!
468
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,228
-[Will] Don't tell me to shut up!
-[Shane] It was a big day.
469
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,565
You were willy-nilly with your porn!
Oh, also my guys need health insurance.
470
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,569
♪ Ooh, baby, I want you ♪
471
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:44,576
♪ To hold my silly hand, ow! ♪
472
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:50,582
♪ We could moonwalk down the side streets
My baby ♪
473
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:56,255
♪ Oh! Make me feel so cool, babe ♪
474
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,259
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
475
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,178
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
476
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,723
♪ Yes, you're so cool, baby ♪
477
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,601
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
478
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,980
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
479
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,108
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
480
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:19,194
♪ You're so cool, baby ♪
481
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,363
♪ You're so cool, babe ♪
482
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:28,203
♪ Ooh, baby, just show me ♪
483
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,625
♪ Ooh, those funky trousers and shoes ♪
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