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There was nothing else in the fridge
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Vaulonen called from Kouvola and
threatened to quit the whole project
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Well, the text was good,
don't you agree
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The text is not the issue.
Come here
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Tell him to call again
in ten minutes
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Now you'll go with Miettinen to
Kouvola and clear up the case
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From there on you can drive to Laatunen
in Jyv�skyl� early tomorrow morning
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Now don't get angry, but you're
starting to fall off a bit
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That's how it is
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We're old friends and I don't
have to beat around the bush
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The old folk are driving by, man!
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Can't you, or -
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don't you want to, for fucks sake, take action
according to industry's terms
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When we were preparing our career, the real
competition hadn't even started
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You can't use the new technique
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You better close in on the lead
if you're going to hang on
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It's a hard game
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Well you're going fast
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You know, these horsepower are so expensive,
that there's no use wasting them
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It's two thousand, straight
out of the salary
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In five years I'll have everything paid,
house included
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Good for you
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Then I'll switch the house
for a bigger one
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And I'm not going to keep the car
for another year either
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The gas propellant in these destroy
the atmosphere's ozone layer
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It's hazardous for the whole creation
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Bullshit
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We should get straight to the point
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Economist Bergstr�m and account
Lankinen are in a hurry
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For starters I'd like to point out -
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that a lot of effort has been put into
the development of this deodorant
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The campaign is not allowed to fail
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It's a good idea to emphasize this
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There should probably be more content.
Lankinen, take a look at this
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Do you want to hand out the budget proposition?
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The meaning is to sell this to citizens
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Yes, the nature's here too
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But it's like far from the idea
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The emphasis is on freshness
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Romantic, too romantic, Vatanen
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Those containers would look quite dull
on a shelf next to each other
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We won't make it to Jyv�skyl� before midnight
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We can stay overnight in Heinola.
You can enjoy your evening beer in peace
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I won't be staying in Heinola
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I've got this great chick in Jyv�skyl�
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Fuck!
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A leveret went under
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Damn animal
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Good thing it didn't
hit the windshield
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Can you see it?
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Get back here already!
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We'll never make it to Jyv�skyl� -
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or even to Heinola if you keep
running in some woods here
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Stay there if you want then!
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I'm going to Heinola!
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Good bye then!
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I lost a friend into the woods
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The woods...
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Yes, a lot of men have vanished in
the forests of Finland
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Where's the gentleman headed?
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We'll drive there towards Nastola...
Along the forest road
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I'll tell you later when to stop
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But there's no settlement here?
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That's the bad thing
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Vatanen!
Come back here!
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Vatanen!
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Shall I wait?
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Vatanen! Vatanen!
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Fuck!
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Hello!
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Ye-es
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It doesn't seem like he's here
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in Jyv�skyl�
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Oh, really?
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In the forest?
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He just went into the woods
and never came back
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I yelled for him, but he didn't answer
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Are you a criminal?
- Why? Are you scared?
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No. I was just thinking,
when you came out of the woods -
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that you could be an escaped convict
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Hey, you have a rabbit!
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That's not a rabbit. It's a hare.
I found it
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Poor little thing.
I'll fetch some carrots for it
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They don't seem to appeal.
- It's a bit sick
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Hey, it has hurt its foot.
Poor little thing
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Is there a veterinarian in this town?
- Yes, his reception -
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is behind that point,
in the municipality building
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It's in a mild shock
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It has to rest for a while,
but it will get better
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What can it be fed with?
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Grass, salad, -
water of course,
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and milk,
when it's this small
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Vatanen here, hello.
I could sell that boat to you now
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Well, back then I didn't sell,
but now I do
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Let's say 11000.
Yes
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Send the money as urgent referral
to Heinola
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And later, a fresh salad
for this creature
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Oh, animals can't be on the table
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It's not dangerous
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You're welcome.
- Thanks
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Well, eat salad now too.
Like this
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It's Vatanen here, hello.
I'm in the society building
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What came over you?
The article was good
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Well, we won't keep a grudge
between old friends
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If you happen to say something
once in a while...
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Well that's more like it.
Got you there, bastard
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If you have some woman there,
get rid of her
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00:22:01,524 --> 00:22:03,321
We have your wife with us
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10500, 11000...
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Well?
What do you eat?
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Right...
A male
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Yes, barely a month old
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What might a chap like that eat?
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It surely drinks milk,
but salad doesn't seem to be adequate
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No, but try with young clover
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And besides clover, grass might do.
And regrown grain
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The nature reserve law states it's
forbidden to have wild animals as pets
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This hare has to be
officially declared
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I'll write you a permission
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Certification
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I hereby certify, that the one in
possession of the certificate, Vatanen, -
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has the right to keep and feed a wild
field hare, -
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because it has an injured back leg -
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and might have died
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Mikkeli, today
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U. K�rkk�inen
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The wilderness care district in
Southern Savonia
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And it likes meadow vetchling
and all sorts of vetch
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Meadow vetchling?
What sort of plant is that?
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Meadow vetchling looks pretty
much like vetch
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I'll show you, so that
you're sure to recognize it
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Hey! Don't fetch any from the verge
of the road, it may contain led!
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Come here!
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00:26:42,564 --> 00:26:45,761
I've always been interested
in plants
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00:26:48,844 --> 00:26:52,154
If only I could have afforded
to go to school, then...
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I would have started studying these
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Lathyrus pratensis
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The leaves, in pairs and
kinda lance-like
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What might an animal like that
be thinking of?
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Probably more than we could
ever imagine
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Yes, I'm from the countryside
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Here you learn, that if it's hard -
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or one would like to get something
of your chest -
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I would speak to the dog
or the horse -
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when I couldn't stand the humans
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Often you got a feeling -
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that an animal can understand feelings better
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and won't run along and gossip
behind your back
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Vatanen! Hey!
-Laaksonen, hey
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Are you on a vacation?
- Just going through
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You have to come visit us.
Today I'm going to Iisalmi, -
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but we'll see tomorrow
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Tomorrow morning,
at lunch time
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Vatanen?
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For a tenner!
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00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:09,724
Lottery tickets! An east finnish car
is the first price -
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then there's a stereo and a travel radio
and dolls...
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Everything from a car to soap
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00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:20,484
What's in your basket?
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I don't believe it
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Is it a hare or?
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Wouldn't you sell it?
- No, I'm not selling it
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If you're not selling, I'll give you
hundred tickets, we'll switch
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I'm not selling my buddy
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Then buy one ticket at least
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Well, if one for the hare
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Now we'll go to
the woods for a few days -
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and learn some hunter skills
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You can't imagine how the nerves
are at rest there
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All my life I've been working my ass off
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Running from there to here,
morning to night, sweating
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You can't believe what it was like
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But now it's over
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We'll push through some bushes now,
don't be scared
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You're still with me
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Then from here directly to
to the mountain crest -
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then it's over.
Everything is right
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Just the two of us -
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without women nagging and shouting
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At least we have enough provisions with us
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A sack of hay for you -
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and a damn heavy back pack for me
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Oh, lots of blueberry growth
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Two journeymen once upon a time
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In the country side
into the woods they went
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They were dressed like gentlemen
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And with a cigar in the mouth
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Don't tremble, motherland,
though your son sways
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Here and there uneven
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That you would win these stereos...
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That's what happens when animals
buy lottery tickets
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I should have sold these
in Kuopio already -
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but you don't that quickly do business
with the Savonian people -
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and I'm too much of a Savonian to
give anything for free too
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What do you think of my Savonian
dialect by the way?
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Are you listening?
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Ears just wagging
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Hey! Hare!
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Hey, look at this
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We won't do anything with it
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We'll put it there
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You're a silent buddy
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Quite different from home
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So, here between us -
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my wife is a horrible hag
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It's like too nice of a car:
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First you have to get it and then
you don't need it
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I guess she would have switched me for
someone else as well-
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if the house wasn't still unpaid
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Though she probably first assumed
that I was different -
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when I myself was trying to be different
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Do you understand?
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Classy Vatanen,
trend maker Vatanen, -
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confident, active, highly
streamlined Vatanen
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And here we are now. Finally
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Come here beside me
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Good day
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Wouldn't you like to buy stereos?
- No
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I could sell. They're only getting wet.
- I don't want to
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I see. Who are you?
- Vatanen
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I see, Vatanen?
And selling stereos
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Yes, these are the hare's
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It won it in the lottery.
- The hare's?
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I have a hare.
- Yea right.
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10400 mark
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Where have you gotten all this cash from?
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I've sold my boat in Helsinki
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Show the receipt
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If it's not in the pile,
I don't have it
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There's nothing here
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I have never afforded -
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to carry this much money in my wallet.
- Me neither
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Is that so, an advertising man
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We've got reports, that you've
been trying to sell stereos -
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and are talking to yourself
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Where did you get the stereos?
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I won them in a lottery at the fair
in Kuopio, like I said
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Or rather, the hare won
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What should one do here?
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They called from Kuopio -
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and said that this hare man
seems to have won these stereos
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In our case they would have locked
him in over night -
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seeing as he's a drifter and has
this much money
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00:37:00,444 --> 00:37:04,444
Well, what's the deal then.
Into the clink already!
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00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:29,834
Where do we put the hare?
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God damn. That thing can't be
put into the clink
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It's not even a human
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But if we confiscate the hare
and let it out into the woods
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Take a closer look at my papers
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This hare is my property
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Proof that Vatanen has the right
to keep -
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and feed a wild, aha, hare
253
00:38:03,644 --> 00:38:06,238
Suddenly this got very complicated
254
00:38:06,364 --> 00:38:10,277
I think he could leave -
255
00:38:10,404 --> 00:38:12,872
and come back tomorrow for
questioning at ten o'clock
256
00:38:13,004 --> 00:38:16,041
Take it easy now.
What do we know about this man?
257
00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:19,793
Take a look at the money.
Is this guy even Vatanen at all?
258
00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:22,518
Might have forged papers
259
00:38:22,644 --> 00:38:25,920
Yes, bloody hell, don't go just yet
260
00:38:26,164 --> 00:38:28,394
Have to think about this
261
00:38:49,964 --> 00:38:53,195
Does Vatanen want any?
- Thanks
262
00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:02,404
We don't have anything against you,
but the police too has to follow the law
263
00:39:03,164 --> 00:39:06,122
How could we know if in Helsinki,
you haven't done -
264
00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:09,236
a murder robbery, when you've
got this much money?
265
00:39:09,364 --> 00:39:11,161
And then you've gone crazy -
266
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:14,196
and walked around Finland with a hare
267
00:39:14,324 --> 00:39:16,280
You could be one of those
unpredictable people
268
00:39:16,404 --> 00:39:20,397
Don't babble, there's been no murder here
269
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,355
If we do it like this -
270
00:39:22,484 --> 00:39:26,113
that you'd nevertheless stay here -
271
00:39:26,244 --> 00:39:27,393
when not even your clothes are dry
272
00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:30,516
You don't have to be locked in the clink,
just stay here
273
00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:34,523
We'll make some coffee and wait
for the county sheriff
274
00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:38,478
Yes, I don't mind staying here
275
00:40:07,044 --> 00:40:11,044
Would you sell me the stereos?
276
00:40:11,804 --> 00:40:14,159
I'll trade them for those boots
277
00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:18,476
Alright
278
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,074
Hey!
279
00:40:51,164 --> 00:40:53,120
I'm county sheriff Savolainen
280
00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:58,240
It's a clear cut case, -
281
00:40:58,364 --> 00:41:01,037
the papers seems to be in order
282
00:41:01,164 --> 00:41:03,553
I told you he didn't need to
be jailed
283
00:41:03,684 --> 00:41:06,881
I'm going night fishing on the lake
284
00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:08,517
We put out the nets in the evening
285
00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:11,522
Wouldn't you come and sleep over
in the fishing sauna?
286
00:41:11,644 --> 00:41:15,000
Night shelter is just what I need
287
00:41:29,084 --> 00:41:32,963
I've got a fishing buddy Hannikainen here
288
00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:36,281
Retired because of heart problems
289
00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:39,794
Former county sheriff in Kiuruvesi
290
00:41:41,804 --> 00:41:44,113
I'm leaving for work in the morning
291
00:41:44,244 --> 00:41:48,244
You can stay here if you like
292
00:41:48,564 --> 00:41:50,475
Yes, why not
293
00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:18,044
Even if Kekkonen himself came here,
you could offer this
294
00:43:14,164 --> 00:43:18,157
From here you can see your fatherland,
and the whole world -
295
00:43:18,284 --> 00:43:20,240
in one glance
296
00:43:22,324 --> 00:43:26,324
In these cares Kekkonen too found his line
297
00:43:33,204 --> 00:43:35,320
Water is clear
298
00:43:37,204 --> 00:43:40,560
In the Finnish bay they fish
for eyeless herring
299
00:43:41,404 --> 00:43:45,404
It's horrible, just the thought of it
300
00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:41,153
Imagine, Hannikainen
301
00:44:42,004 --> 00:44:45,963
Anybody could live like this
302
00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:49,564
If one could only understand
303
00:44:51,404 --> 00:44:54,316
Like this...
304
00:44:54,444 --> 00:44:56,958
Like this exactly
305
00:45:05,404 --> 00:45:08,521
This should do as warming
for Kekkonen himself
306
00:45:08,644 --> 00:45:12,080
He said once in an interview, that he
only takes for joy, -
307
00:45:12,204 --> 00:45:14,957
never for grief.
- A good guy
308
00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:17,996
He's the best.
- If only the would find a successor
309
00:45:18,124 --> 00:45:21,082
He already exists...
The successor
310
00:45:21,204 --> 00:45:23,513
Found already?
311
00:45:25,204 --> 00:45:27,764
Serving already
312
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,555
Listen here, Vatanen
313
00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:35,923
You got to promise, that you keep
this to yourself -
314
00:45:35,924 --> 00:45:38,233
what I'm about to tell you
315
00:45:38,364 --> 00:45:40,639
It'll never leave my mouth
316
00:45:56,724 --> 00:45:59,443
Look now
317
00:46:08,164 --> 00:46:11,315
I'VE DONE MY BEST
318
00:46:12,364 --> 00:46:14,924
NEW OUTLOOK
319
00:46:22,884 --> 00:46:26,240
Do you see the difference?
320
00:46:32,444 --> 00:46:34,674
They look the same?
321
00:46:36,404 --> 00:46:40,404
Here's Kekkonen's head
from the year 1945
322
00:46:44,924 --> 00:46:48,924
Here from the year 1972
323
00:46:52,324 --> 00:46:55,043
Do you see now, that the pictures
are different
324
00:46:57,644 --> 00:47:01,644
Under here, a head shot from 1945
and above here...
325
00:47:05,244 --> 00:47:12,544
From 1964.
Completely identical!
326
00:47:15,524 --> 00:47:19,524
But here's a head shot from 1969
327
00:47:22,004 --> 00:47:25,394
Completely different.
The difference is radical
328
00:47:26,404 --> 00:47:29,043
Seems like it, yea
329
00:47:29,164 --> 00:47:31,473
But what does that prove?
330
00:47:34,844 --> 00:47:37,312
I'm saying this straight out: -
331
00:47:37,444 --> 00:47:41,444
in these head shots,
is not at all the same person
332
00:47:46,204 --> 00:47:52,304
The alteration has occurred some
time around 1968
333
00:47:52,324 --> 00:47:56,324
This old Kekkonen either
died or was murdered -
334
00:47:58,524 --> 00:48:02,073
or stood down voluntarily from
his leading position, -
335
00:48:02,244 --> 00:48:06,244
and the new Kekkonen replaced him
336
00:48:06,524 --> 00:48:09,243
An almost identical man -
337
00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,275
even by voice
338
00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:17,519
But I've revealed the switch
339
00:48:18,924 --> 00:48:22,924
Do you see, Vatanen, you can't
change the shape of the head
340
00:48:34,724 --> 00:48:38,724
Here I've got Kekkonen's
height growth diagram
341
00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:42,673
Over the year 1968 a significant change
342
00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:46,681
On the time of Paasikivi's burial -
343
00:48:46,804 --> 00:48:50,592
Kekkonen was 179cm tall
344
00:48:51,884 --> 00:48:55,884
But after 68, 181cm
345
00:48:57,724 --> 00:49:01,160
Surprising growth in the
old days, right?
346
00:49:01,964 --> 00:49:08,156
This new Kekkonen is also more
quick-witted than the old one
347
00:49:09,204 --> 00:49:12,879
Here I've got a list of
his vocabulary
348
00:49:13,404 --> 00:49:15,713
I DON'T HAVE TO BECOME YOUNGER
349
00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:23,164
"Citizens, we live in the history
of humanity" -
350
00:49:23,604 --> 00:49:25,595
"in a big time of unrest
and upheaval", -
351
00:49:25,724 --> 00:49:29,724
"when everywhere it is explored, what
exactly is happening in the world" -
352
00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:35,363
"and what should be done to
resolve the problems"
353
00:49:35,484 --> 00:49:39,238
"The ever so rapid, simply
revolutionary development" -
354
00:49:39,364 --> 00:49:41,924
"has brought forth certain questions" -
355
00:49:42,044 --> 00:49:45,241
"that last of all is about man" -
356
00:49:45,364 --> 00:49:47,924
"and its society."
357
00:49:50,164 --> 00:49:53,122
After the year 1968 Kekkonen had -
358
00:49:53,244 --> 00:49:57,244
a more youthful way of thinking
than before
359
00:49:58,084 --> 00:50:02,084
His standpoint became more friendly
to progress -
360
00:50:02,844 --> 00:50:05,995
and his consistency became much better
361
00:50:06,124 --> 00:50:08,194
He sort of became more boyish -
362
00:50:08,324 --> 00:50:11,680
and his sense of humour became
much better
363
00:50:11,804 --> 00:50:15,804
Not surprising when the actual person
itself has been switched
364
00:50:17,044 --> 00:50:21,044
But it's not like they can endlessly switch out
the old Kekkonen to a younger one!
365
00:50:21,364 --> 00:50:25,364
Consider this: 90 years, 100 years,
and the guy just gets better
366
00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:32,764
If only you make 20-30 years go by...
367
00:50:42,524 --> 00:50:45,914
Vatanen!
Vatanen hey!
368
00:50:46,804 --> 00:50:48,681
Vatanen, hey!
369
00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:55,314
There's a big forest fire in Vehmasj�rvi!
370
00:50:55,444 --> 00:50:58,754
I'm flying around like a messenger
all around the towns, we leave shortly
371
00:51:17,964 --> 00:51:20,922
Should I come too?
372
00:51:21,044 --> 00:51:25,044
You stay here and take care of the hare,
there's no need for you to come
373
00:51:28,644 --> 00:51:30,600
Take this instead
374
00:51:32,364 --> 00:51:33,763
Come now, Vatanen
375
00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:39,400
Stay calm, I'll send the hare after you
376
00:52:16,204 --> 00:52:18,354
There, just by the right edge!
377
00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:44,403
Use the third nozzle, not the fourth!
378
00:52:46,684 --> 00:52:48,993
Good, keep it in check there!
379
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:53,644
Turn over the spray!
380
00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:59,004
Don't leave, it'll start burning soon
381
00:53:01,724 --> 00:53:04,761
More! Just a bit more!
382
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:13,439
Hush, hush!
383
00:53:13,484 --> 00:53:14,439
Hush, hush!
384
00:53:15,764 --> 00:53:19,040
Just let it be!
385
00:53:22,444 --> 00:53:24,355
Hey ho!
386
00:53:42,204 --> 00:53:45,082
Hey, wake up!
387
00:53:55,404 --> 00:53:59,404
I'm Salosensaari,
who are you? - Vatanen
388
00:54:04,004 --> 00:54:06,837
My factory burned down
389
00:54:07,084 --> 00:54:10,121
That was it for everything,
there's nothing left
390
00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:17,044
How much can a man bear
391
00:54:47,804 --> 00:54:51,804
How much can a man weigh
392
00:55:06,724 --> 00:55:10,478
What the hell are we going to do?
Back to the brook
393
00:55:29,284 --> 00:55:31,400
You take some too
394
00:55:40,044 --> 00:55:44,044
You, Salosensaari, you're a good moonshiner
395
00:55:44,284 --> 00:55:46,559
Without an excuse, you don't boast
to the man
396
00:55:47,284 --> 00:55:50,913
Even the village chief praised.
We sat one on one
397
00:55:51,044 --> 00:55:54,878
Sure it was the village chief?
- Well, some police anyway
398
00:55:57,964 --> 00:55:59,955
Isn't it good?
399
00:56:00,084 --> 00:56:02,200
Yes, very good
400
00:56:07,924 --> 00:56:10,597
Look at satan, so it comes
401
00:56:10,724 --> 00:56:14,724
Two fierce against each other, when
man and nature strike together
402
00:56:25,967 --> 00:56:29,967
Emperor Nero is watching Rome burning
together with Brutus
403
00:57:47,753 --> 00:57:49,766
This is almost like nature
404
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:53,187
It didn't spread here though
405
00:57:53,725 --> 00:57:55,805
Well, it was a close call
406
00:57:55,853 --> 00:57:58,419
It was bad, when this...
407
00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:01,710
A big damage occurred,
and how's the work place?
408
00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:04,107
Surely it's closed for 3 days...
- Yes
409
00:58:04,102 --> 00:58:08,102
It was that kind of job,
where you were dying of thirst
410
00:58:16,007 --> 00:58:18,504
Is it coming on?
411
00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,657
What an outrageous man!
Driving like that
412
00:58:31,657 --> 00:58:33,411
Straight into people
413
00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:37,100
And from a common pot!
414
00:59:47,255 --> 00:59:51,255
Is there anyone here that
has a hare as a pet?
415
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:58,248
Here we are then, together again
416
01:00:17,756 --> 01:00:21,452
I should get the name and
social security number, -
417
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:24,278
so we could send the fee
418
01:00:26,695 --> 01:00:30,104
Miikkulainen, Kaarlo,
from Punkalaidun
419
01:01:00,530 --> 01:01:02,626
Yes, now it's loose
420
01:01:03,437 --> 01:01:05,065
It didn't hurt now did it?
421
01:01:05,025 --> 01:01:08,958
And then you'll come back in two weeks
and present it
422
01:01:10,899 --> 01:01:14,303
By all means. Now try
jumping on that foot -
423
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:16,499
so I can see if it holds up
424
01:01:16,597 --> 01:01:18,773
Just go ahead
425
01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,185
Doesn't look too good
426
01:02:54,970 --> 01:02:57,875
Shut up! What is it now?
427
01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:04,166
God damn.
What if there's someone in our cottage?
428
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,925
Look at that shit, living there like it's his own!
429
01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:23,373
Should we call someone?
430
01:03:23,373 --> 01:03:27,893
We don't need the officials to do this,
let's go and kick ass
431
01:03:38,797 --> 01:03:41,881
God day, I spent the night there -
432
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:45,384
and thought I'd chop
some woods as a thank you
433
01:03:48,481 --> 01:03:50,219
Hare, hey
434
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:11,321
He's got a hare,
let's make some roast of it
435
01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:57,597
Hey, I need a shot
436
01:05:31,531 --> 01:05:33,566
Grab hold!
437
01:06:35,765 --> 01:06:38,139
There is our hero
438
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:52,501
Let the hare go, so we don't
have to shoot it in your arms
439
01:06:52,502 --> 01:06:55,224
It's not hunting season now
440
01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:58,889
Don't come here with your paragraphs,
we've fought with those -
441
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:01,544
all winter and now
we're on vacation
442
01:07:01,545 --> 01:07:04,700
Give me the gun.
- This is going to be difficult
443
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:07,468
You can tell how Karlsson
shot a hare in the tree -
444
01:07:07,663 --> 01:07:10,249
and a thief too with the same shot
445
01:07:10,471 --> 01:07:12,003
I'm not a thief
446
01:07:11,203 --> 01:07:15,933
Thief or bum, if the hare doesn't
come down, you both go down
447
01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:19,895
Shoot, shoot, for fucks sake!
448
01:07:31,096 --> 01:07:38,247
We'll leave the shit in the tree,
he's crying already
449
01:12:28,055 --> 01:12:31,365
You, boy, you live on your urges,
but a human being -
450
01:12:31,365 --> 01:12:34,057
has lost its instinct
of self preservation -
451
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,779
which he had in the beginning of time
452
01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:49,458
I knew this before I
even knew how to read
453
01:13:42,763 --> 01:13:47,488
Yes, now let's go straight forward
454
01:13:50,574 --> 01:13:52,303
Or what do you say?
455
01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:19,962
There it is then
456
01:14:19,892 --> 01:14:23,025
THE CABIN BY THE FUCKING DRAIN
457
01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:28,699
Well now, here we are
458
01:14:44,558 --> 01:14:47,097
Here we can be left alone
459
01:15:08,453 --> 01:15:11,101
Or what do you say, buddy?
460
01:15:46,552 --> 01:15:49,938
"Moshe Dayan's quickly arranged
visit -
461
01:15:49,939 --> 01:15:51,900
happens while the king or Jordan, -
462
01:15:51,901 --> 01:15:55,359
Hussein, is currently in London.
463
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,787
Dayan has however denied the
presumptions, -
464
01:15:58,981 --> 01:16:01,169
that himself and Hussein
were going to meet
465
01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:03,982
King Hussein arrives in London
on Thursday
466
01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:07,364
His visit is said to be
strictly private
467
01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,237
End of news"
468
01:16:12,671 --> 01:16:15,626
"A message for advertising
editor Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen -
469
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:18,901
born 30. November 1939 in Virrat, -
470
01:16:19,097 --> 01:16:21,362
on a journey somewhere
in Finland
471
01:16:21,713 --> 01:16:24,634
A message for advertising
editor Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen -
472
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:28,244
born 30. November 1939 in Virrat, -
473
01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:32,521
Contact your wife via telephone
Area code 90 -
474
01:16:32,949 --> 01:16:35,323
number 6 52...
475
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:40,561
Contact your wife via telephone
476
01:16:40,798 --> 01:16:45,645
Area code 90 652158
477
01:16:46,754 --> 01:16:49,599
And now music to everyone's taste
478
01:16:49,794 --> 01:16:53,525
The women of the commercial college
totally turn my head around
479
01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:58,445
The women of the commercial college
totally turn my head around
480
01:17:00,106 --> 01:17:01,604
The women of the commercial... "
481
01:19:19,355 --> 01:19:24,201
What the hell... in the middle
of the night?
482
01:19:55,678 --> 01:19:57,056
My name's Toropainen
483
01:19:57,055 --> 01:19:58,937
Vatanen
484
01:20:00,218 --> 01:20:02,516
What are you doing here?
485
01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:05,714
Just living here
486
01:20:10,492 --> 01:20:13,447
Come here for a second
487
01:20:15,494 --> 01:20:17,989
Could you act as a host?
488
01:20:18,187 --> 01:20:20,299
It's really a home cottage, -
489
01:20:20,496 --> 01:20:22,991
this wilderness here
490
01:20:23,189 --> 01:20:25,881
These guests came up with the idea
tonight in Rovaniemi -
491
01:20:26,075 --> 01:20:28,997
that they wanted to meet
a real genuine -
492
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,654
man from the wilderness,
like yourself
493
01:20:31,847 --> 01:20:34,270
You'd get some money as well
494
01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:36,810
What should I do?
495
01:20:36,811 --> 01:20:44,072
Just be yourself.
Do you yoik?
496
01:20:46,237 --> 01:20:48,118
This is a real Finnish hermit
497
01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:50,043
A reindeer breeder
498
01:20:50,238 --> 01:20:52,230
As you can see
we have still people -
499
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:56,196
who live i constant contact
with nature in the wilderness
500
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,664
Now, turn around so that
everyone can take a look at you
501
01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:02,815
Lift up the hare so
everyone can see
502
01:21:03,013 --> 01:21:05,049
You're now advertisement
for Finland
503
01:21:16,903 --> 01:21:20,011
Tell me, hermit, what's the
name of this here cabin?
504
01:21:20,212 --> 01:21:22,434
It's the Cabin by the Fucking Drain
505
01:21:22,636 --> 01:21:25,362
This place is called...
506
01:21:28,678 --> 01:21:30,943
Doesn't it have any prettier name?
507
01:21:32,371 --> 01:21:37,613
Never mind. Lets
go inside, everybody
508
01:21:38,951 --> 01:21:40,833
This way
509
01:21:41,999 --> 01:21:44,340
lt's beautiful
510
01:22:36,706 --> 01:22:38,434
We're you born in these woods?
511
01:22:38,629 --> 01:22:41,431
She asks if you're born here
in the wilderness?
512
01:22:41,631 --> 01:22:43,622
Tell her to stop with the
spraying
513
01:22:43,824 --> 01:22:45,969
It only hurts the mosquito
514
01:22:46,171 --> 01:22:47,977
It hurts the ozone layer in
the atmosphere -
515
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,901
and among other things causes
skin cancer
516
01:22:50,096 --> 01:22:52,974
What sort of man are you really?
- Please, translate
517
01:22:53,213 --> 01:23:01,284
He was fed with reindeer milk
until he got his first teeth
518
01:23:01,284 --> 01:23:06,663
How come the heard left
you here all by yourself?
519
01:23:06,698 --> 01:23:08,854
She's asking why you live
here alone
520
01:23:09,438 --> 01:23:13,136
Tell her to stop or else...
I won't say another word
521
01:23:15,529 --> 01:23:19,064
He's nervous, don't you see?
Do you mind leaving us, Mr Toro?
522
01:23:22,991 --> 01:23:25,456
You're handsome man Mr Hermit
523
01:23:31,767 --> 01:23:34,875
Hi. baby, you haven't seen
a woman for some time
524
01:23:39,809 --> 01:23:41,800
We fish?
525
01:23:42,002 --> 01:23:44,267
And l throw...
526
01:24:05,981 --> 01:24:08,322
Please, help yourselves
527
01:24:08,828 --> 01:24:13,096
Vatanen, try to eat with
some manners
528
01:24:20,987 --> 01:24:23,788
I'll never give up this
pretty little beast
529
01:24:24,065 --> 01:24:26,484
Please, translate, Mr Toro
530
01:24:27,605 --> 01:24:30,641
She said that she wants
to keep the animal
531
01:24:30,676 --> 01:24:33,546
We'll compensate you for
the price of the animal
532
01:24:33,581 --> 01:24:35,940
I won't hand it over
533
01:24:35,975 --> 01:24:37,697
Of course you can keep him
534
01:24:37,732 --> 01:24:41,091
Mr Vatanen will give him
to you with pleasure
535
01:24:46,050 --> 01:24:49,388
As we say in Finnish,
Cheers to that!
536
01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:19,608
Hold the beast down
537
01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:23,385
Hare! Over here, quickly!
538
01:25:23,582 --> 01:25:25,497
Vatanen!
539
01:26:18,181 --> 01:26:21,289
l'm out of my mind.
Can l have another soup?
540
01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:34,246
l'm going to take Mr
Vatanen with me to ltaly
541
01:26:34,342 --> 01:26:36,191
You're starting to become
a nuisance
542
01:26:36,227 --> 01:26:38,186
She wants to take you
with her to Italy
543
01:26:38,382 --> 01:26:39,957
I'm not going anywhere
544
01:26:40,152 --> 01:26:42,570
His roots are
here in these wilds
545
01:26:50,348 --> 01:26:55,312
Mr Vatanen, l'm going to show
you the wonders of the world
546
01:26:55,347 --> 01:26:57,541
I know your world alright
547
01:26:57,576 --> 01:26:59,675
Please, translate,
Mr Toro, please
548
01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:03,478
He says he' s been around...
- How interesting
549
01:27:03,513 --> 01:27:06,611
ls he an ex-sailor? - No
550
01:27:06,646 --> 01:27:11,484
I am ex-deodorant agent
551
01:27:11,519 --> 01:27:16,394
actually ex advertising agent -
552
01:27:16,429 --> 01:27:19,889
and I've had enough
553
01:27:19,924 --> 01:27:24,781
the great great fucking world
of yours
554
01:27:26,554 --> 01:27:29,524
Go away... -
555
01:27:29,559 --> 01:27:32,218
to hell
556
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:36,679
Fuck it
557
01:27:44,524 --> 01:27:46,866
Hare, hey!
558
01:29:01,079 --> 01:29:02,687
Thanks
559
01:31:37,835 --> 01:31:41,479
Poor boy, you seem
to be sick
560
01:31:43,992 --> 01:31:46,213
What are we going to do now
561
01:33:41,332 --> 01:33:43,324
Is there any room here?
562
01:33:43,541 --> 01:33:46,241
Well, how does it look?
563
01:33:53,353 --> 01:33:58,838
My name is Vatanen, just came from
the Cabin by the Fucking Drain
564
01:34:02,548 --> 01:34:05,350
From Vihkim�selk�
565
01:34:04,741 --> 01:34:07,845
I did not ask
566
01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:12,783
This hare is sick, doesn't eat nor -
567
01:34:12,784 --> 01:34:15,400
leave any droppings,
only sulks
568
01:34:17,286 --> 01:34:21,748
I figured I'd take him to the
veterinary in Sodankyl�
569
01:34:21,748 --> 01:34:24,652
To the veterinary?
570
01:34:24,687 --> 01:34:27,378
Yes, the veterinary
571
01:34:35,531 --> 01:34:40,117
An animal belongs to the nature
572
01:34:45,589 --> 01:34:49,474
I noticed an impressive cliff rock
by the trail
573
01:34:49,675 --> 01:34:52,675
Is it perhaps an old
sacrificial site?
574
01:34:52,476 --> 01:34:59,825
What were you doing over there?
575
01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,903
It's just a tourist trap
576
01:35:02,904 --> 01:35:08,097
If even that
577
01:35:08,098 --> 01:35:11,246
You take some too
578
01:36:36,134 --> 01:36:43,136
Well, not then, not then.
Did you find a better friend?
579
01:36:43,137 --> 01:36:47,061
They sacrificed animals
before the site
580
01:36:47,062 --> 01:36:54,564
put them to sleep or tied down
to die by themselves
581
01:36:54,565 --> 01:36:59,122
For the heavenly God a white animal -
582
01:36:59,157 --> 01:37:04,722
and for Mother Earth
a brown one
583
01:37:05,623 --> 01:37:08,393
Do people still believe that
584
01:37:09,294 --> 01:37:13,756
One believes who believes
585
01:37:13,757 --> 01:37:17,104
Myself brought the war
586
01:37:17,105 --> 01:37:19,990
The brothers in arms were
deployed then -
587
01:37:19,991 --> 01:37:26,031
on order by friends
588
01:37:26,032 --> 01:37:29,686
During the dangerous years
I started to study, -
589
01:37:29,687 --> 01:37:33,996
The Finnish tribe's heritage, -
590
01:37:33,997 --> 01:37:39,729
then I came here to pick up
a doctor's hat and stayed
591
01:37:39,730 --> 01:37:44,115
I live there in the wilds... -
592
01:37:45,436 --> 01:37:47,626
somewhere
593
01:38:41,701 --> 01:38:44,780
Hey... hare!
594
01:38:51,666 --> 01:38:53,798
Hare!
595
01:42:07,247 --> 01:42:11,170
The sample has been found
to contain an unknown virus
596
01:42:11,171 --> 01:42:15,057
Has it eaten any foreign
food lately?
597
01:42:15,058 --> 01:42:17,667
Well, it should be healthy again
598
01:42:35,374 --> 01:42:38,602
Look now and you'll understand
599
01:44:03,358 --> 01:44:06,068
You haven't taken care of the
down payment on the mortgage
600
01:44:06,261 --> 01:44:10,280
Here's the latest electrical bill,
telephone bill, insurance, -
601
01:44:10,508 --> 01:44:11,901
the member fees, tv-license
602
01:44:11,901 --> 01:44:14,880
I haven't even lived here.
It doesn't concern me
603
01:44:16,915 --> 01:44:18,854
Then here's the population
register's annotation -
604
01:44:18,855 --> 01:44:23,587
about an unfinished notification
of changed address
605
01:44:23,588 --> 01:44:27,050
Then you were called in for reserve
practice in the end of August
606
01:44:27,051 --> 01:44:30,012
Since you didn't show up,
you're a deserter, -
607
01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:35,014
hiding away and not taking care
of your affairs
608
01:44:35,015 --> 01:44:37,785
Couldn't you have cancelled my bills?
609
01:44:37,986 --> 01:44:42,525
They can't be cancelled just like
that. They are on computers
610
01:44:42,926 --> 01:44:46,900
Is it possible for a man
to become that twisted
611
01:44:50,468 --> 01:44:55,200
A human being can't fly anywhere
612
01:44:55,201 --> 01:45:01,241
No. We're trapped in a
card index
613
01:45:01,442 --> 01:45:04,981
Even if I were to shred all receipts
and bills, -
614
01:45:04,782 --> 01:45:09,136
the computer will keep on sending
new ones over and over -
615
01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:13,238
until the end of the world
616
01:45:23,828 --> 01:45:26,982
With these computers you can compute
thousands upon thousands of data
617
01:45:26,983 --> 01:45:31,022
in the fraction of a second
618
01:45:31,023 --> 01:45:34,600
There's information about all of us
619
01:45:34,601 --> 01:45:39,410
something about everyone and
this information exist -
620
01:45:39,411 --> 01:45:44,412
on these magnetic tapes with
electronic impulses
621
01:45:44,413 --> 01:45:46,644
My name's Vatanen
622
01:45:46,645 --> 01:45:50,179
Is my information here?
623
01:46:15,118 --> 01:46:17,810
How long is this information kept
on the tape?
624
01:46:17,811 --> 01:46:24,083
Extensively as long as you don't
push that button
625
01:46:39,843 --> 01:46:44,204
Rovaniemi, single. Thanks
626
01:46:51,079 --> 01:46:57,180
Now, should we put it on.
For the freedom
627
01:48:03,793 --> 01:48:07,423
I didn't have the energy to pull
you over to the bed
628
01:48:27,464 --> 01:48:31,042
I had a hare. One of those...
Tame ones.
629
01:48:31,043 --> 01:48:35,544
It's over there by the bookshelf
630
01:48:35,545 --> 01:48:37,160
In a cage
631
01:48:37,161 --> 01:48:40,046
It became completely impossible
when you offered it booze, -
632
01:48:40,047 --> 01:48:43,355
though you should be put in jail too
even though you're this big
633
01:48:43,356 --> 01:48:45,808
Drink this, it helps
634
01:48:50,859 --> 01:48:53,056
Thanks
635
01:48:53,206 --> 01:48:56,706
You're so friendly
636
01:48:56,707 --> 01:49:00,516
Why are you being so formal
my good man?
637
01:49:00,517 --> 01:49:02,978
Who are you?
638
01:49:02,979 --> 01:49:06,903
Leila, that much you could
have remembered
639
01:49:06,904 --> 01:49:11,042
Yes, probably...
640
01:49:19,972 --> 01:49:22,241
Where in Helsinki are we?
641
01:49:22,242 --> 01:49:24,822
We're in Turku.
- What?
642
01:49:24,857 --> 01:49:27,367
We're in Turku
643
01:49:28,103 --> 01:49:31,269
But we have to catch the
12 o'clock train to Helsinki
644
01:49:31,269 --> 01:49:32,767
To Helsinki?
645
01:49:33,044 --> 01:49:36,352
Police questioning.
Maybe they'll put you in jail
646
01:49:36,442 --> 01:49:40,276
Ah, you... You know?
647
01:49:40,670 --> 01:49:44,887
I know everything about you,
after listening to you for five days
648
01:49:46,941 --> 01:49:51,063
You don't know just how
well I know you
649
01:49:55,748 --> 01:49:57,668
Sorry
650
01:50:12,524 --> 01:50:15,525
Hey, how did we come about
ending up in Turku?
651
01:50:15,526 --> 01:50:18,064
Because I live here
652
01:50:18,065 --> 01:50:20,642
We met in Helsinki where
you had been drinking -
653
01:50:20,643 --> 01:50:22,758
a whole day and night already
654
01:50:22,759 --> 01:50:25,029
We were in Hyvink��
and Janakkala -
655
01:50:25,030 --> 01:50:27,145
where we visited my parents
656
01:50:27,146 --> 01:50:30,031
And in Hanko we
rode bikes
657
01:50:30,232 --> 01:50:34,313
And here we've been
for two days
658
01:50:36,696 --> 01:50:39,945
I'm on vacation now, darling
659
01:50:40,501 --> 01:50:45,463
Hey, what kind of darling am I?
Anyway, you're engaged
660
01:50:45,498 --> 01:50:48,524
Guess who.
- With some economist
661
01:50:48,907 --> 01:50:51,557
No, guess again.
- You guess, who I'm with
662
01:50:51,557 --> 01:50:53,914
I know, but you guess
who I'm with
663
01:50:53,914 --> 01:50:56,268
It can't be that important,
I'm tired
664
01:50:56,268 --> 01:51:00,600
I'll tell you. You're engaged to me
665
01:51:01,289 --> 01:51:03,829
No, fucking hell
666
01:51:06,854 --> 01:51:09,484
I'm married
667
01:51:10,279 --> 01:51:15,578
Sweetie, it'll work out,
after all I'm a lawyer
668
01:51:35,097 --> 01:51:41,252
This is a bit unusual. A choice
has been made after all
669
01:51:41,253 --> 01:51:45,023
Since there haven't been an
indictment towards the tame hare, -
670
01:51:45,024 --> 01:51:49,410
that belongs to the all too quickly
judged Vatanen, -
671
01:51:49,411 --> 01:51:52,642
and that there's no reason
to believe that it has
672
01:51:52,643 --> 01:51:55,951
committed any crime, that could
lead to an arrest or imprisonment
673
01:51:55,952 --> 01:52:04,062
and since the hare...
therefore can't be placed -
674
01:52:03,412 --> 01:52:05,569
in custody together
with Vatanen, -
675
01:52:05,570 --> 01:52:08,417
the Helsinki high council
has deemed it necessary
676
01:52:08,418 --> 01:52:10,956
to authorize a request
for him to have his hare
677
01:52:10,957 --> 01:52:14,111
together with him in custody
and also decide to leave the hare -
678
01:52:14,112 --> 01:52:16,343
in attorney Heikkinen
supervision until further notice
679
01:52:16,344 --> 01:52:19,306
And only for the time of
Vatanen's search in custody
680
01:52:19,307 --> 01:52:21,268
The decision can be appealed -
681
01:52:21,269 --> 01:52:24,716
to the Helsinki court of appeal
within 30 days
682
01:52:29,350 --> 01:52:31,542
What's the name of the hare?
683
01:52:31,543 --> 01:52:35,112
It's a wild animal.
It doesn't have a name
684
01:52:38,815 --> 01:52:42,931
Well, then the prosecutor,
here you go
685
01:52:42,932 --> 01:52:44,624
Mister chairman, -
686
01:52:44,625 --> 01:52:49,727
I consider it clear that advertising editor
Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen
687
01:52:49,762 --> 01:52:53,430
has as an able-bodied worker -
688
01:52:53,430 --> 01:52:56,046
being idle and without enough
residence permits
689
01:52:56,046 --> 01:52:58,670
strolling from state to state
without seeking employment, -
690
01:52:58,670 --> 01:53:01,925
neglected to file a change
of address
691
01:53:01,925 --> 01:53:05,074
For misleading the government
by signing with phony names
692
01:53:05,074 --> 01:53:08,868
in the lodge books -
693
01:53:08,868 --> 01:53:11,582
failed to appear for
the reserve practice
694
01:53:11,617 --> 01:53:12,252
carried a shotgun without
a license
695
01:53:12,253 --> 01:53:17,851
and shooting ducks without
a hunting license
696
01:53:17,851 --> 01:53:23,329
deliberately throwing rocks -
697
01:53:23,329 --> 01:53:26,484
to destroy deodorant ads
and with violence trying to stop
698
01:53:26,484 --> 01:53:28,210
the mobilized officer -
699
01:53:28,245 --> 01:53:31,224
from doing his assignment -
700
01:53:31,259 --> 01:53:34,468
and deliberately destroyed -
701
01:53:34,503 --> 01:53:37,673
not only himself, but 25000
other people -
702
01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:40,183
regarding data information
703
01:53:40,218 --> 01:53:43,516
very well knowing that they're
important for the safety of Finland
704
01:53:43,551 --> 01:53:44,381
Mister chairman
705
01:53:44,416 --> 01:53:47,836
That's why I demand that
Vatanen is required to -
706
01:53:47,837 --> 01:53:51,645
attend a job institution
and that he's convicted for -
707
01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:56,448
continued misleading of the
government, damage to property -
708
01:53:56,483 --> 01:53:58,510
for violent resistance against
a police officer -
709
01:53:58,545 --> 01:54:03,285
and for destroying important
parts of the security of Finland
710
01:54:03,653 --> 01:54:05,388
Furthermore...
- You're accusing me for -
711
01:54:05,389 --> 01:54:07,889
not wanting to live with you
712
01:54:08,890 --> 01:54:14,738
and for being in your books
and statistics
713
01:54:14,839 --> 01:54:17,762
I say, -
714
01:54:17,763 --> 01:54:23,478
that a worthy human life is
possible only in special circumstances
715
01:54:23,478 --> 01:54:27,052
and I've found it
716
01:54:27,922 --> 01:54:31,968
You're accusing me for throwing rocks
at deodorant ads while drunk, -
717
01:54:32,003 --> 01:54:35,320
but can't yourselves
comprehend even while sober,
718
01:54:35,355 --> 01:54:38,497
the crimes that are committed every day
towards the next generation
719
01:54:38,532 --> 01:54:42,161
Already, the waste from
the nuclear power plants
720
01:54:42,196 --> 01:54:44,864
should be able to be stored
very carefully
721
01:54:44,899 --> 01:54:49,058
It should be able to stored
for the next 200000 years -
722
01:54:49,093 --> 01:54:51,520
for the continuation of life
723
01:54:51,555 --> 01:54:53,393
Did you hear me?
724
01:54:54,105 --> 01:54:57,481
200000 years
725
01:54:57,516 --> 01:54:59,695
From our calendar's start -
726
01:54:59,730 --> 01:55:03,217
it's only been 2000 years and
already what does that contain?
727
01:55:03,217 --> 01:55:06,264
Stop, that does not belong
to the case
728
01:55:06,299 --> 01:55:08,802
Can anyone guarantee that
in 200000 years -
729
01:55:08,837 --> 01:55:11,449
there won't be any wars,
natural disasters, -
730
01:55:11,484 --> 01:55:13,904
anything that could release nuclear
waste? Can you guarantee...
731
01:55:13,939 --> 01:55:18,346
Mister chairman, the defendant
files for acquittal
732
01:55:59,844 --> 01:56:02,729
In our society there are
certain standards
733
01:56:02,730 --> 01:56:09,116
for defacement and destroying
property of others
734
01:56:09,117 --> 01:56:12,377
It's not like we live in the woods
735
01:57:11,027 --> 01:57:16,336
Your divorce is ready then.
Now you can wear this ring
736
01:57:16,337 --> 01:57:21,761
I paid your part of
the mortgage
737
01:57:21,762 --> 01:57:25,917
Sign here
738
01:57:25,918 --> 01:57:29,726
Here are some other papers
too, when you fully have to -
739
01:57:29,727 --> 01:57:34,123
register with society again
740
01:57:44,694 --> 01:57:47,079
You didn't know what kind
of woman you fooled
741
01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:49,580
I've gotten your old
work place secured
742
01:57:49,581 --> 01:57:52,505
At start Huuhtanen was unkind,
but when I explained, -
743
01:57:52,506 --> 01:57:55,775
how the sabbatical year has
renewed you and what kind of fresh ideas
744
01:57:55,776 --> 01:57:59,238
you have about environmental issues,
he became very eager
745
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:02,047
They're starting on a big project
for the Minister of Environment
746
01:58:02,048 --> 01:58:04,202
and your ideas will be
awesome
747
01:58:04,203 --> 01:58:07,626
You lead the project and with
it a significantly higher salary
748
01:58:08,627 --> 01:58:11,243
The project is buried before
I get out of here
749
01:58:11,244 --> 01:58:13,051
You underestimate me
750
01:58:13,052 --> 01:58:15,745
The mental examination report
looked good -
751
01:58:15,746 --> 01:58:18,785
and your exceptional speech -
752
01:58:18,786 --> 01:58:20,593
was very perplexing
753
01:58:20,594 --> 01:58:23,094
But I'm not mad
754
01:58:23,095 --> 01:58:26,403
A little boy grown up is what you are
755
01:58:26,404 --> 01:58:31,949
And now stops the playing,
dear Vatanen
756
01:59:18,756 --> 01:59:22,167
ATTORNEY AGENCY HEIKKINEN-
KETTUNEN-SJ�BLOM
757
02:00:15,136 --> 02:00:17,630
Hare!
758
02:02:18,617 --> 02:02:23,725
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