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Right here.

This is it.

Nice job, Bert. Can you even spell map? No, no. We're not lost, Miss Parker. The

GPS coordinates Jared gave us say it's right around here.

About 25 yards.

That way.

This should be it.

This should be it. Right here.

This is it.

This is it! All right!

I'm way past the point of losing patience with Jared's little game.

This is a waste of time. If he brought us here, there must be a reason. Yeah,

make us feel like asses tracing around Kansas all day.

Actually, Miss Parker, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

What'd you say?

Well, based on this map, we just crossed the state line right there. No, exactly

what did you just say?

I said I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

What's that there?

A brick.

A yellow brick.

With an address on it. Well, I get it. Follow the yellow brick road.

Very good, Broth. I love that story.

Either you munchkins break into song, I'll drop a house on you.

Let's go find out what our little flying monkey's up to.

I see that the slop on a shingle seemed to work out all right after all. I am

sorry about the misunderstanding, but what with the name and all, well, I

thought it had something to do with the biological function of a pig.

I'm just kind of glad that I didn't suggest the red -eyed gravy.

You restaurant?

For customers only.

Excuse me, is everything all right?

Yeah, me too.

I mean, if there's something I can do...

It was just a kiss, sweetheart.

Maybe I can help you. Well, getting out of the way would be a start. That guy in

there didn't exactly seem very friendly. Look, you're a great kisser, but if you

don't shut the door, I'm going to have to hurt you.

Shut the door!

There. It's shut.

Not what I had in mind.

Well, we're going to have to go with it.

He's wearing a badge. You're on the run from the police?

Nah, we're... They're on the run from the police. How's it feel to be a wanted

man?

They're a pretender, the Munna.

I was taken from my family.

36 ,000. He's already demonstrating more talent than any of our others.

How many people died because of what I thought up? Since I broke out, I've

every moment searching for my past. He's a pretender.

A genius who can become anyone that he wants to be.

The Santa wants him alive.

Preferably. He defends the weak and abused.

Life's a gift.

Are

you a

doctor? I am today.

You could have told me you were on the run from the police.

I don't remember begging you to get in the car. I thought you needed help.

Look, I appreciate the whole Dudley do -right thing, but you're a little out of

your league.

What are you, insurance banker? What?

Stock analyst. At least I was.

Family man, too, I bet.

Couple of kids, her little wife, driving into soccer practice in the SUV. The

best thing you can do is turn yourself in.

Look, you can relax, all right?

I'm not on the run from the cops.

I'm on the run from a cop.

Singular.

That charming guy back at the diner was Vince, my ex -boyfriend.

I've taken a break up real well. You're trying to tell me that that cop was in

love with you.

What can I say? I'm a hell of a catch.

Where are you headed?

Nowhere.

Anywhere.

Hey, somewhere is right up the road. Drop you off.

Supposedly probably wig out the wife if I drove up to your front door.

Well, I don't have a wife. A home either, for that matter.

Where are you headed?

Nowhere.

Anywhere.

Already been somewhere.

Well, I'm going east, so I guess that's where we're headed.

You can ride if you want to.

Might be nice finding your name, though.

Jared.

Nice to meet you, Jared.

I'm Zoe.

Sure, this is the place, bros.

Oh, this dress matches the brick.

Is it me, or has Oz been seriously rezoned?

Yeah. Hi, we're looking for... Who the hell knows? Jared sent us.

Oh. You must be Dorothy.

Hold on a minute.

She's Dorothy. That makes us what? Lie in the Tin Man?

You're Toto at best, Bruce.

Hello? Down here.

Don't tell me. You represent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get inside before I haircut this in the whole damn world.

I guess the wizard forgot to pay the light bill.

Here.

Here.

You know what to do.

Follow, follow, follow, follow.

It just keeps getting better.

without the magic word.

Parker, I'm sure we'll get out of here when Jared intends us to.

If I only had a brain.

Come on.

Check it out.

God, how many times did we do that when we were kids?

They're awfully young to be running a business.

It's a lemonade stand.

You tell me you and your friends never did that?

Every kid does that.

Not every kid.

Maybe your luck is changing. My friend and I have been driving for a while, and

we're really thirsty.

Isn't that right, Jack? Oh, yeah.

We're parched.

How much?

Fifty cents a glass.

We're a lot thirstier than that.

We might need the whole pitcher.

Mm -hmm.

You think I'll cover it?

Mom!

Mom!

$200?

I just remember when my sister Katie and I used to do this. We'd start out

dreaming, we'd make a ton of money, and of course that would never happen.

I guess I just wanted to see what a dream come true looks like.

Sounds like you had a good childhood.

Yeah, about a million years ago.

Cheers. Cheers.

Of course, when we made it, we actually put sugar in it.

I think it's perfect.

Jared, you scare me.

Coming?

Yes.

I don't know it.

There's a tape case in the back. Grab something that looks good.

You don't know it.

This looks interesting.

You want to tell me about it? What's the tell? I don't like writing that check.

That's not a crime, is it? Come on, Zoe. A box full of cash that cop back at the

diner? I already told you about him.

Why don't you tell me the truth? What'd you do, rob a bank?

You know, screw you, Jared. The only thing I'm guilty of is staying too long

a lousy relationship.

Oh, with the cop, right? That's right.

Except Vince didn't know how to leave the authority figure thing at home, so

two years I put up with him beating the crap out of me.

It might be two years too late, but at least I finally walked out.

This is every bit of savings I had.

So there.

That's my happy little tale.

30 years old, my whole life is two suitcases, $27 ,000 and a 62 Ford.

Kind of missed out on the happily ever after.

I'm sorry.

You know, whatever.

Look, it's been real fun, but when we reach the next town, I'll drop you off

where you can catch a bus.

Can I help you?

Yes. When does the next bus come through here?

Oh, uh, hold on a second. I got a schedule here someplace.

Robbery apprehended. Caution.

Yeah.

Well, you've either got real good luck or real bad.

Next westbound doesn't get here till 745 tonight.

But if you're headed eastbound, well, here comes the 130 right now.

Pretty little thing.

I wonder what she did to deserve that.

Me too.

So, am I going to sell you a ticket?

No.

My plans have changed.

Come on.

You're being jerked around. I didn't steal anything from anyone.

Ma 'am, we've got an APB on the police wire. If it's a mistake, you can clear

up back in Warrington. I won't get back to Warrington. Haven't you heard

anything I've just said?

Your ride should be here any minute.

It's here now.

Jared Malloy, Warrington PD.

Oh, I see you've got my perp here.

Malloy, I was told an officer, Gudano, was coming together.

Oh, yeah, Vince.

He smacked into the chief's brand -new Lexus on the way out of the parking lot.

How? He's going to be patching up his butt for a while, so I'm covering for

I just want to go home. Got your PP3 form?

Uh,

uh,

uh, damn it, no, I must have left it in Vince's car.

We really can't release her without it.

Look, can you help me out here?

It's my daughter's 10th birthday party tonight, and I really want to get back

time for it. Why don't you let me take my perp, and then I'll fax you back the

PP3 form.

I don't want you to miss your daughter's party. Thanks. I owe you one.

Hey, where are you going? I parked out back.

That is absolutely the most incredible thing anyone's ever done for me. Vince

coming through the front door. Get in the car. If you had my car, my money,

could have taken everything and disappeared. How did you know I was

truth about Vince? I could have made that stuff up.

Jared.

How did you know?

Because you told me.

Now get in the car.

You did him now.

Drive, cowboy.

Hey! Hey, Zoe!

Jared, I think it's time you tell me the truth.

The truth about what?

You're obviously not a stock analyst.

You make a pretty convincing cop, but that's not it either.

So who are you, really?

I'm just someone who's looking for a little happily ever after myself.

I'm searching for my family.

I got separated from them when I was a kid. I'm separated from my family, too.

By choice. I ran away when I was 16.

I can't imagine having a family and not wanting to be with them. Don't you miss

them? My grandmother I do a lot.

She's the only one who ever really understood me.

The others?

I don't really think about them.

Except, of course, my sister Katie.

Let me tell you something about identical twins.

They're not.

Katie got all the brains, the talent, the sense of humor. No one ever had any

trouble telling us apart.

There.

That should keep Vince off our back.

The state line is about an hour east of here. After that, you'll be free and

clear.

I'm not going to go east anymore.

New plan.

We're going north.

To where?

Well, I'm going to teach you about another childhood staple I'm pretty sure

missed out on.

The road trip. The road trip? Yeah. To still do its most basic essence, it is

loading up on junk food, cranking the radio, and just driving.

Okay, joke's over. What the hell are we supposed to be finding?

Maybe Jared wants us to run like rats in a maze. Or a fun house.

That would imply having fun.

What's that light down there?

Great. We go on the yellow brick road death march, and all we find is this

goodwill reject?

Hey.

That's G .I. Joe. One of your don't ask, don't tell buddies? I had one just like

this when I was a kid. He had the same jungle fatigue, the same fake scar.

Oh. What is it?

There's a letter B carved in the boot.

Well, mine had a B.

I carved it with Kenny Galetti's pocket knife.

You're saying this is your dog?

It couldn't be.

Could it?

We have entered the Jared zone.

G .I. Joe was my best friend.

When I was 12, I got the measles. I spent all summer in the hospital. I

died. You know, none of my friends could visit me.

And then my brother, he had left me in my G .I. Joe.

And it reminded me of home, of my room.

Everything was so much better.

I know it sounds crazy, but this little guy saved my life that summer.

Never mentioned this story before, Brooks.

I never even thought of it before.

Until... Until Jared reminded you.

Oh, what do you think? Do you like it?

Not heck at all.

You look beautiful.

Why did it change?

Would you be willing to pretend for me again?

Okay, okay. Anytime you want to fill me in on what's going on here.

Zoe! Oh, I can't believe it's you!

Hi, Grandma.

So good to see you. I can't tell you the time I've spent worrying that something

might have happened to you. Something has happened to me.

There's someone I want you to meet. This is Jared.

Hi. My husband.

You're going to love him, Grandma. He's sweet and kind and spoils me all the

time, as you used to.

Oh, well, you picked a perfect time to surprise me. Your sister Linda and her

husband are here. Come on in and share the good news.

Let's go share the good news, honey.

Linda, you'll never guess who's here. Your baby sister, and she's a newlywed.

Hey, Linda.

Well, great.

Congratulations.

Linda is my sister, and this is...

That's my husband, Greg.

Zoe should know that, but...

since she couldn't be bothered to come to our wedding.

They've never met.

Who wants coffee?

I'm not sure if you care, but Mom's still chairing the ladies' group at the

club, and Mark and his wife just had their second boy in June.

Where's their brother?

I swear, he hasn't had a minute to rest.

He's taking over the firm from Dad.

It's been such a success. They must have 20 partners now.

So what do you do, Jared?

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Oh, don't be so modest, honey.

Jared's an aerospace engineer.

He designs commercial jetliners.

Small world. I run the FAA Propulsion Research Facility in Red Valley.

Hey, what do you make of these new 6250s coming out of Northam?

Well, they'll look a lot better after they've sorted out their pre -ignition

wire bus problems. The SQ gyro platforms tend to shimmy at high RPMs, which

could throw off the whole telemetry.

Really? I hadn't heard anything about it.

He's really something. Yeah, he sure is.

He's a jerk, and this proves it.

I'm telling you right now, if that thing starts playing somewhere over the

rainbow, I'm going to blow it into a million pieces. Now, don't. Wait.

It's a French song from the early 40s.

Le mot d 'amour.

The language of love.

It was yours, huh, Sid?

When the Allies liberated our camp,

My brother Jacob and I had to make our way back home to Lyon.

When we got home, the house my father built by hand was reduced to mere

But in the debris we found this record.

It was my mother's favorite song.

She would put it on and make my father dance with her.

Well, my brother Jacob and I loved to watch them.

Not that years ago.

What do you think Jared is trying to tell us?

All of this.

I don't know.

Four

children,

twelve grandchildren, and ten great -grandkids.

I'd say I'm blessed, wouldn't you?

I'd say.

Is this Zoe with Katie?

Oh, this is one of my favorites.

And this was taken just a few weeks before Katie died.

It was almost like they both died on the same day.

You know, it hit everybody pretty hard. But Zoe, she was devastated.

I can imagine her.

Twin sister.

Well, in time, the rest of the family managed to go on.

But I think she resented them, you know, like they were forgetting about Katie.

Zoe just sort of spiraled after that, pulling away from the family.

That's when Zoe ran away.

I have a feeling now I can worry less.

What are you two gossiping about? Oh, it's none of your business.

You sleep tight.

Good night.

And I'll see you in the morning.

We did it. We pulled it off.

Oh, and Jared, that whole airline engine thing?

Perfect. Thank you so much. Why is it so important that they think your life is

something that it's not?

Oh, you don't understand. I have always been the family screw -up. No direction,

no decent job.

Lousy relationships.

Look at my brothers and sisters.

Oh, that's starting.

Well, who cares what they think?

I don't. But my grandmother.

I want her to think that I've turned my life around.

That I'm happy.

Even if it is a lie.

It'll be easier for her that way.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing.

Hey, I know how we can really convince them that we're newlyweds.

What is it?

How long have you known you were sick?

How

did

you know I was sick?

These prescriptions are all precursors for chemotherapy.

How long have you known?

I don't know.

Three weeks?

You haven't filled the prescriptions yet.

Zoe. I haven't gone around.

This is serious.

Your carefree attitude won't make it go away.

What do you want from me? Some scene on a love story?

Sorry, drama queen's not my style.

I'm going to the drugstore tomorrow.

You don't have to do that. I want to. I don't want you to.

Jared, I've seen people fight this type of cancer before.

All the agony and sickness.

Cures worse than disease.

Besides, most of them die anyway.

They're a new treatment.

Advancements that could give you a real chance.

Oh, so now you're a doctor, too? I'm just saying it doesn't have to be a

condition. Life is a fatal condition.

You get off the bus, suck all the juice out of the ears, you're having it.

Good night, Cleveland.

You've been a beautiful girl.

Those are the rules I always have been. I get it.

I'm not going to cry and plead for special treatment just as the curtain's

closing.

You know, it's weird, but in some ways it's been a good thing.

It made me realize I had to get away from Vince.

Brought me here to see my grandmother again.

Even brought me to you.

You can't give up without a fight.

Yes, I can.

Jared, don't say anything about this to anyone, especially my grandmother.

Promise me.

I can't accept this. You have to. This is my life.

These are my decisions.

Besides, maybe I deserve it.

I vote we go back to the Munchkin and shoot our way out of this mad house.

The journey isn't over till we find what Jared left for you, Miss Barker. I

think we just found it. This looks like the basket that Dorothy carried Toto in.

Well, if Jared ruffled up my old dog, Mr. Shuckle, it ain't gonna be pretty.

That thin bone.

Miss Barker?

My family...

Didn't spend a lot of time together when I was growing up.

My father was always at the center.

If he wasn't around, my mother was off at an orphanage somewhere.

But one day, there had been a big storm. But the roads were all closed.

Everything was shut down.

Daddy, of course, was annoyed.

But I was elated because it was just the three of us, trapped together.

In the house.

So, you all just sewed something.

We played Monopoly.

We played Monopoly all day and into the night.

Daddy was the shoe, my mother was the car.

I would... So,

why do you suppose Jared is doing this? I mean, what do you think he's trying to

say?

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

Which is how we get the hell out of here.

Okay, let me hear it one more time.

There's no place... We've said it three times already!

I know, but I gotta hear it with the shoes clicking.

You're gonna hear it with the clicking of my nine millimeter if you don't open

the damn door.

Hey, nice attitude.

Don't forget to come back and see me next time you're in the Emerald City,

I wish you weren't leaving so soon. So do I, but Jared's speaking at a big

conference up north, and if he don't leave now, he's going to be late.

Oh, well, don't you keep my little girl away too long, Jared. I want to see her

back here soon.

Oh, she'll be back before you know it.

Oh, one more thing, Graham. I have something for you.

Surprise birthday present.

But my birthday isn't for two months.

That's why it's a surprise.

But don't open it until after we leave.

I love you.

I love you so much.

Thank

you,

Jared.

Keeping your promise.

I still think you should tell her.

Better. She remembered me like that.

Driving away one last time.

No.

Happy.

And I'd really appreciate it if you'd be happy, too.

You know, not so this morose crap.

I plan on making the most of my time that's left.

And by the way, if you're out near Freebird today, the local Y is putting

carnival. They're going to have games, rides.

Come on, Jared. Show me a good time.

It's not home, but it'll do.

Looks like the next piece of Jared's puzzle is already here.

The Wicked Witch of the West.

Hey, doesn't it kind of look a little... like... I'll take that as a compliment.

There must be more than the obvious interpretation.

Maybe some deeper meaning?

Hey, look.

Brutes, call the airstrip. Tell them to get my broomstick fired up. We're going

back to Kansas.

The manager said our room is around here.

You're amazing, Jared. I've never seen someone win one game after and nothing

like that.

It's really very simple.

It's all a matter of geometry and physics.

Right. Okay, I worked a stint as a carny while back. I know all their secrets.

Now, why doesn't that surprise me?

He gave us lucky number seven.

Where are you going now?

Zoe?

It's magical, Jared.

Don't you feel like taking a dip?

Come on. Zoe, no.

Jared, yes.

Look at it. It's falling off.

I don't have a bathing suit.

Neither do I.

I don't know.

Hey, I paid for the room. The least you can do is swim with me.

You've never skated before, have you?

Is that what they call it? Yeah.

Jump in and I'll show you why.

You're crazy, you know that.

And you're stalling. Now, just what does a naked woman have to do to get you in

here?

That's not so bad, is it?

Not nice.

It's pretty good.

Zoe? Okay, what are you doing?

Last night was amazing.

The last 48 hours have been amazing.

Falling in love wasn't part of the plan.

What plan?

The one that says I have to go now and it has to be alone.

What?

What are you doing?

This isn't funny. Unlock these cups. Zoe, unlock the cups. Give me the keys.

can't.

Look, you're going to get well. You'll beat this. No, I won't.

I'm sure of that. I need to end things my way.

Go out with a bang, right? Zoe, don't do this.

Jared, you're good at pretending.

Just pretend you never met me. Zoe!

Zoe! Zoe!

Going somewhere?

The game's over. It's time to go home. That's not my home anymore, Vince. I

you, you and I are over. If you didn't want me to find you, then you wouldn't

have used a credit card to rent the room.

I hope you haven't blown all that money. The money was mine. It was ours.

Fine, you know what? You can have it, but you can't have me.

You really want to take me on, do you?

I will if I have to.

I helped.

You're with this guy, Zoe?

Come on, Zoe. It's all right. Hey!

Look, she doesn't want to be with you. Why can't you get that through your

That's not her decision, and it's not yours either. Let's go.

Oh, my God. Oh, you must have had some fun last night, huh? What do you want?

Not like the fun you and I are going to have tonight.

You got some presence.

I'll give you that.

How'd you know?

I called your grandmother.

She said this is where your sister died.

Please, I want to talk to you.

No, you don't.

You want to stop me from finishing my journey.

Zoe, what happened was terrible.

And it was very sad.

But it was an accident.

You have to stop blaming yourself for it.

I'm the one who told her to climb up here.

I only meant it as a joke, but Katie, she never turned down a dare.

She was right about here when she slipped.

Katie should have been the one who lived. She was harder, funnier.

So you think you deserve to die.

Is that it?

It's not like I've been a big success in life. Look at what I've done to mine.

I've made a mess of it.

Because you've been punishing yourself for what happened to your sister.

And that's why you're not fighting the cancer.

This isn't about living life to the fullest or going out with a bang.

You're not fighting it because you don't think you deserve to beat it.

God, Jared.

I'm so scared.

I know you are.

And I'm going to help you.

But there's only one place to do it.

Why would Jared bring us all the way back here when nothing has changed?

Well, nothing except this. Not exactly ruby slippers.

I think Jared fell asleep in the magical poppies a little too long.

Note from Jared, Sidney?

What does it say?

There's no place like home.

In case we didn't get it before?

Everyone deserves one, so why don't you leave me alone and let me find mine?

Are you sure about this?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You've got a long fight ahead of you.

I don't want you to have to go through it alone.

I'm not alone.

For helping me find my way back home.

Goodbye.

If you ever say that word again, I'll kick your butt.