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♪ YOU PLAYED YOUR PIANO, WROTE SILLY LOVE SONGS ♪

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♪ AND SANG ME FAST ASLEEP ♪

♪ DROVE ME TO NEW YORK FOR MY FIRST HEARTACHE ♪

♪ AND I REMEMBER ♪

♪ HOW EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY ♪

♪ YOU'RE NEVER AFRAID TO ALWAYS SAY ♪

♪ THAT I'M YOUR MOON AND STARS ♪

♪ GOT ME SINGING ♪

♪ LA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪

♪ LIFE IS NEVER PICTURE-PERFECT ♪

♪ LA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪

♪ WE ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY WE ARE ♪

♪ YOU TOLD ME STORIES, TOOK ME TO MOVIES ♪

♪ AND HELD MY HAND SO SWEET ♪

♪ WE DRESSED IN OUR SNOWSUITS, MADE PRETTY ANGELS ♪

♪ AND I REMEMBER ♪

♪ LYING ON OUR BACKS, TAKING A REST ♪

♪ MAKING A GUESS, TRYING OUR BEST ♪

♪ TO COUNT THE MOON AND STARS ♪

OH, THANK YOU.

I DON'T KNOW. HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK?

[ SCOFFS ] PERFECT, AS ALWAYS.

THANK YOU.

MM-MM-MM.

OKAY, READY?

YES. LET'S GO.

OKAY.

LADIES?

IT'S TIME.

ALL WE?

♪ LA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪

♪ WE ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY WE ARE ♪

BEING IN A SORORITY IS A PRIVILEGE.

BUT BEING A DELTA... THAT'S AN HONOR.

I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW DEEPLY THE ACTIVES RELY

ON THE INSIDER OPINIONS OF US ALUMNAE

WHEN JUDGING OUR LOCAL GIRLS AT RUSH.

NOW, IT'S UP TO US TO DO OUR PART

TO ENSURE THAT ONLY THE RIGHT GIRLS GET IN

TO PROTECT THE LEGACY WE ALL BUILT.

LUTIE?

YOU CAN ENDORSE AS MANY AS YOU LIKE THIS YEAR.

WE ALL UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURE,

SO PLEASE KEEP THE GOOD OF THE HOUSE IN MIND.

♪ LIFE IS NEVER PICTURE-PERFECT ♪

♪ LA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪

Lutie: STRONG CROP THIS YEAR.

MM, WHICH REMINDS ME...

I SPOKE TO MY GWEN,

REMINDED HER THAT KATIE IS PRIME DELTA MATERIAL.

SHE'LL BE IN GOOD HANDS.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HER TIME ALREADY.

I STILL FEEL LIKE A FRESHMAN PLEDGE MYSELF SOME DAYS.

OH, HONEY, DON'T WE WISH?

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING...

BOTH OUR GIRLS FOLLOWING IN OUR FOOTSTEPS.

COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE.

♪ WE ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY WE ARE ♪♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪

♪ I'M ON MY OWN ♪

♪ DON'T NEED ANYONE TO GUIDE ME DOWN THE ROAD ♪

♪ I'M FINDING OUT WHO, YEAH, WHO I WANT TO BE ♪

♪ THIS IS ME ♪

♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪

♪ I'M IN CONTROL ♪

♪ MOVING SO FAST TO WHERE I WANT TO GO ♪

♪ I'M SHOUTING OUT, "WHO, YEAH, WHO DO YOU SEE?" ♪

♪ YEAH, THIS IS ME ♪

♪ YEAH, THIS IS ME ♪

SO, I GUESS THOSE ARE THE PREPPY GIRLS

AND THOSE ARE THE SLACKER GUYS.

[ SCOFFS ] GOD, IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF GANG WAR,

ONLY REALLY, REALLY PERKY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OH, MY GOODNESS,

HOW ARE YOU GIRLS GONNA KEEP THEM STRAIGHT?

THERE ARE SO MANY!

Lutie: "A HOUSE FOR EVERY GIRL"...

THAT WAS OUR MISSION WHEN I STARTED HERE.

OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.

OH.

KATIE PARKER!

[ LAUGHING ]

LOOK AT YOU, ALL GROWN UP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE.

YOU TWO MUST BE PROUD.

MY GWEN TELLS ME YOUR KATIE IS QUITE THE HOT RUSH TICKET.

OH.

WHAT?

EVERY YEAR THERE'S A HANDFUL OF PREMIUM GIRLS

THAT ALL THE GOOD HOUSES FIGHT OVER.

POACHING A LEGACY IS TOTAL SPORT AROUND HERE,

BE WARNED.

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE DIBS ON YOU.

WHEN YOU'RE A PLEDGE, I TOTALLY WANT TO BE YOUR BIG SIS, OKAY?

PINKY SWEAR.

OKAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

GWEN'S BEEN ELECTED DELTA'S RUSH CHAIR.

IT'S QUITE AN HONOR.

MM-HMM.

AND IF SHE DOES A GOOD JOB,

SHE'S A LOCK FOR PRESIDENT NEXT YEAR,

JUST LIKE HER MOM.

ALL RIGHT, I'M HEADED BACK TO THE HOUSE

WITH THE OTHER ALUMNAE.

SEE YOU LATER? YES, DEFINITELY.

COME ON. GWEN!

OH. OKAY.

BYE.

Mary Lee: COME ON. LET'S GO.

YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.

I'LL CATCH UP.

MOM? YOU OKAY?

OH, I'M JUST BEING SILLY.

RELIVING SOME ANCIENT MEMORIES.

SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE

HAPPENED ON THIS STAGE.

THIS IS WHERE DELTA WON ITS FIRST-EVER TRI-CROWN.

I WAS LEAD VOCALS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BET YOU ROCKED THE HOUSE, HUH?

I HELD MY OWN.

OOH. GO, MOM. [ CHUCKLES ]

OHH, IT'S YOUR TURN IN THE SPOTLIGHT NOW.

THREE MONTHS, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU UP HERE.

MOM, CHILL. I'M... NOT EVEN IN DELTA YET.

YOU WILL BE.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

[ Voice breaking ] ALL GROWN UP.

MOM, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T CRY.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

AND SO EXCITED WE'RE GONNA HAVE ALL THIS TO SHARE.

YEAH, ME TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY...

I HAVE A CRAZY THOUGHT.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT DELTA AND MEET ALL THE GIRLS?

CAN WE?

I-I DON'T THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FRATERNIZING DURING RUSH.

I THINK I CAN PULL SOME STRINGS.

COME ON. LET'S GO GET SARA. IT'LL BE FUN.

COME ON.

KATIE!

HEY!

OH, MY GOSH. DO YOU BELIEVE THIS PLACE?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK THIS IS THE ACTUAL FLOOR PLAN

OF THE BARBIE DREAM HOUSE.

OH, I KNOW.

CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING HERE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS?

THAT'S NOT ALL.

FULL-TIME COOK, WEEKLY MAID,

AND SLEEPS MORE GIRLS THAN ANY OTHER CHAPTER.

BEST HOUSE EVER.

I'M TELLING YOU, IF THEY HAVE HALF AS MUCH FUN

AS WE HAD WHEN WE WERE HERE,

THIS IS GONNA BE QUITE A YEAR.

WHOA, WHAT'S WITH THE SUPER BOWL?

[ CHUCKLES ] IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?

I'VE ONLY SEEN IT IN PICTURES.

Lutie: MM-HMM.

THAT IS THE TRI-CROWN TROPHY.

TRI-CROWN IS LEGENDARY.

IT'S THIS AMAZING COMPETITION

BETWEEN ALL THE SORORITIES EVERY YEAR.

Gwen: MORE LIKE A WAR.

AND NOT TO BRAG, BUT... WE TOTALLY DOMINATE.

AND OUR MOTHERS STARTED THE WHOLE THING.

WELL, TH-THAT'S A... A BIT OF A FIB.

IT WAS ACTUALLY A FRATERNITY COMPETITION

UNTIL THE SCHOOL WENT CO-ED,

AND THEN US LADIES JUST SORT OF TOOK IT OVER SOMEHOW.

MM.

I LIKE GWEN'S VERSION BETTER.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO ALL OF THIS.

OOH. INTO WHAT?

WHAT, THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE AT COLLEGE?

RIGHT. I'M SORRY I TWISTED YOUR ARM.

YOU SHOULD BE.

NOW I HAVE TO FACE THE FACT

THAT I AM A SECRET CONFORMIST AT HEART.

THAT VEXES ME.

WELL, IF IT SOOTHES YOUR ANARCHIST EGO,

GREEK LIFE ISN'T JUST ABOUT KEGGERS AND FORMALS, OKAY?

ARE YOU DRINKING THE KOOL-AID?

SERIOUSLY, IT IS A PROVEN FACT...

JOINING INCREASES YOUR ODDS OF STAYING IN SCHOOL

AND EARNING MORE AFTER YOU GRADUATE.

WOW. WILL IT ALSO MAKE MY HAIR SHINY AND MANAGEABLE?

[ LAUGHS ]

FINE.

WE JUST BETTER GET IN THE SAME HOUSE.

I'M NOT DOING THIS WITHOUT YOU.

HEY, WE ARE ONLY HERE FOR DELTA.

WE'RE ONLY DOING FULL RUSH BECAUSE WE HAVE TO.

I KIND OF LIKE THESE KAPPA GIRLS...

"WE'RE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, NOT GOSSIP; FUN, NOT DRAMA."

THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

IT'S STILL NOT DELTA.

OTHER ONE.

SPEAKING OF DELTA,

IS IT ME, OR WAS GWEN TOTALLY ABOUT TO DRY-HUMP YOU

IN THE QUAD THIS MORNING?

[ LAUGHS ] OH, I KNOW. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

SHE BARELY EVEN TALKED TO US IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I GUESS YOU WEREN'T SUCH A HOT TICKET

WHEN YOU HAD A RETAINER, OR WAS IT HEADGEAR?

NO, SHE WAS JUST BEING NICE IN FRONT OF OUR MOMS

'CAUSE THEY'RE BFFs.

SHE'LL PROBABLY IGNORE US AGAIN THE REST OF RUSH.

♪ I'M IN A PICKLE 'CAUSE I'M FICKLE ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪

♪ EVERY GIRL HAS THE RIGHT TO NEED A CHANGE OF VIEW ♪

♪ I'M SO IMPATIENT, IT TAKES IMAGINATION TO GET THROUGH ♪

GWEN. [ CHUCKLES ] HI.

SO, BIG NEWS.

THERE'S A PARTY AT OUR BROTHER FRATERNITY TONIGHT.

VERY V.I.P.

YOU IN?

ABSOLUTELY. [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, YOU MEANT... YOU MEANT BOTH OF US, RIGHT?

OF COURSE.

ANY FRIEND OF KATIE'S IS A FRIEND OF DELTA'S.

BE READY AT 9:00. OKAY.

LET'S GO, GIRLS.

LUCKY BITCHES.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

♪ WE LIKE TO PARTY LIKE WE PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG, YEAH ♪

♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪

♪ PUMP, PUMP IT UP ♪

♪ KEEP IT COMING ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ KEEP IT COMING, ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ KEEP IT COMING... ♪

THE OTHER SORORITIES WILL TRY TO TEMPT YOU THIS WEEK,

BUT THEY CAN SUCK IT... YOU'RE OURS.

HEY, I THOUGHT TAKING RUSHES TO PARTIES WAS AGAINST THE RULES.

SWEETIE, YOU'RE WORTH IT.

IT'S LIKE WE'RE CONTINUING OUR MOMS' LEGACIES.

YOU AND I... WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA OWN THIS HOUSE.

SO, WHOSE PARTY IS THIS?

THE BETAS...

DEFINITELY THE HOTTEST GUYS ON CAMPUS,

AND WE'RE LIKE "THIS" WITH THEM.

JOIN DELTA, AND YOU WILL BE, TOO.

HI.

HERE.

OH, YOU LIKE?

DON'T BE SHY.

WHAT A DELTA WANTS, A DELTA GETS.

COME HERE.

BEAU-BEAU?

GWENY-GWEN.

MEET KATIE.

SHE'S OUR TOP PICK, DEFINITE DELTA MATERIAL,

SO YOU BE NICE TO HER, AND TELL HER

HOW WE'RE THE HOTTEST HOUSE ON THE BLOCK, OKAY?

BYE. I GOT TO MINGLE.

BYE.

WOW. FRIEND OF GWEN'S, HUH?

MM, BET I CAN GUESS UR MAJOR.

GO FOR IT.

ENGLISH. NO, NO, NO, NO. HISTORY.

WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO WASTE HER TIME MAJORING, DEAC?

I'LL BET KATIE'S JUST HERE FOR HER "M.R.S."

RIGHT?

ACTUALLY, I'M AN ECON MAJOR.

BUT, APPARENTLY, YOU'RE MAJORING IN SEXIST ASS.

[ COUGHS ]SO, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

OH, WE LIKE HER.

♪ KEEP IT COMING ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ KEEP IT COMING, ALL RIGHT ♪

OW! OOH!

OW!

YOU SHOULD PUT SOME ICE ON THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. THAT... THAT'S A LITTLE FUNNY.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I'M... I-I'M REALLY SORRY.

I'M P.J., BY THE WAY.

KATIE.

KATIE, ARE YOU RUSHING, TOO?

YEAH, THAT'S THE PLAN.

WELL, TELL YOU WHAT... UH...

IF WE BOTH MAKE IT OUT OF RUSH ALIVE,

I'LL BUY YOU SOME REAL BEERS TO CELEBRATE,

IN BOTTLES AND EVERYTHING.

OKAY. YOU GOT A DEAL.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

PEEJERS!

KEGSTAND.

MMM...

NOW!

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

OKAY, I'LL, UH... I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, OKAY?

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THOSE BEERS.

UNBELIEVABLE.

WE'RE HERE 10 MINUTES...

I HAVE A MIGRAINE, YOU HAVE A DATE.

WELL PLAYED. HERE.

I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY BEER.

OKAY.

I'M KIDDING! I TOTALLY WANT YOUR PITY BEER!

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON. WHOO!

WHOO!

COME ON! LET'S DANCE!

♪ KEEP IT COMING, ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ KEEP IT COMING ♪

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

Sally: WELCOME TO RUSH, LADIES.

GET READY FOR THE FIVE HARDEST DAYS OF YOUR LIVES.

LET'S MOVE IT, GIRLS.

NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, HERE'S HOW RUSH WORKS...

EACH DAY, YOU'LL VISIT A DIFFERENT SORORITY HOUSE

AND START NARROWING THEM DOWN.

NOW, EVERY SORORITY HAS A CHANCE

TO SELL THEMSELVES TO YOU THROUGH THEME DAYS,

USING PLEDGE SONGS, SLIDE SHOWS, AND SKITS.

♪ GAMMA "RHO" YOUR BOAT ASHORE ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO CO-O-O-O-OL ♪

♪ GAMMA RHO, WHOM WE ADORE ♪

♪ WE'RE NO FO-O-O-OLS ♪

♪ GAMMA "RHO" YOUR BOAT ASHORE ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO CO-O-O-O-OL ♪

♪ GAMMA RHO, WHOM WE ADORE... ♪

NOT EVERY HOUSE WILL FIT YOU.

BUT SOME HOUSES YOU'LL LIKE RIGHT AWAY.

SO, THE BRAVE RUSH CREPT SLOWLY...

DOWN THE OLD... HAUNTED...

DORM STAIRWAY...

AND INTO THE EMPTY... DARK... FOYER.

DESPERATE TO KNOW IF KAPPA BID HER,

SHE FELT HER WAY TO THE MAILBOXES...

TOOK OUT HER KEYS...[ KEYS JINGLING ]

REACHED HER HAND DEEP INSIDE

FOR HER BID CARD, AND...

[ AIR HORN BLOWS, WOMEN SCREAM, LAUGH ]

JUST A LITTLE REMINDER, LADIES.

Both: "LIFE WOULD BE SCARY WITHOUT KAPPA."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

MY GOD, THEY ARE INSANE. I LOVE IT.

WE LIKE TO THINK RUSHING IS LIKE FALLING IN LOVE.

BOTH SIDES HAVE TO FEEL IT, AND YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN IT HAPPENS.

OUR ALUMNAE ARE THE MOST DEDICATED AND CONNECTED.

IT'S INSTANT NETWORKING POTENTIAL.

RESEARCH SHOWS THAT DELTA GIRLS GO ON TO HIGHER-PAYING JOBS.

UNOFFICIAL RESEARCH SAYS WE ALSO DATE CUTER GUYS.

IN CLOSING,

WE ALSO HAVE THE HIGHEST RATIO OF LEGACY RETENTION.

WE EVEN HAVE A DELTA LEGACY IN OUR MIDST.

STAND UP, KATIE PARKER.

[ APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU, LADIES, FOR COMING.

THANK YOU.

DO NOT FORGET... THIS IS ALL A TEST.

WE ARE SO EXCITED.

WHILE YOU ARE JUDGING THEM, THEY WILL BE JUDGING YOU.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY SEEM TO LIKE YOU...

HEY, YOU. HEY.

COME HERE!

...DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.

EVERY NIGHT, EACH OF YOU RUSHEES

WILL CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE HOUSES.

MEANWHILE, THE SORORITIES WILL BE CUTTING YOU.

SHE'S CUTE. WE LIKE.

[ CHUCKLES ] NO. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

TOTALLY DELTA.

WE GET HER OR DIE, LADIES.

OH, MY GOD. THEY WANT ME BACK.

I GOT INVITED. AWESOME.

OH, MY GOD! I KNEW DELTA LIKED ME.

HOLY CRAP. I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO PREF NIGHT.

DELTA ASKED ME BACK.

YEAH. WHY WOULDN'T THEY? [ LAUGHS ]

WHOA, WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE FOR KAPPA, TOO?

I THOUGHT WE WERE ONLY RUSHING DELTA "ALL THE WAY."

YOU KNOW...

JUST DON'T WANT TO LOOK COCKY.

OH.

WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY.

YOU'RE THEIR DREAM GIRL, REMEMBER?

I'M THE ONE WHO STILL HAS TO PRAY I GET IN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO STRESSED ABOUT THIS?

YOU KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR BACK, OKAY?

WHAT CAN I SAY?

IN THE GYM CLASS OF LIFE, I'M THE FAT KID ON THE SIDELINE.

BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,

MISS "I HAVE TWO PREF PARTIES TONIGHT."

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

Woman: KAPPA RULES!

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ I'VE GOT THE FREQUENCY TO TURN YOU ON ♪

♪ I'VE GOT THE FREQUENCY TO TURN YOU ON ♪

♪ SUPERCONDUCTOR, KEEP IT GOING ♪

♪ I'VE GOT THE FREQUENCY TO TURN YOU ON ♪

♪ HEY, THERE, TIN SMILES ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN LOADING DOWN YOUR FILES ♪

♪ MOVING UP YOUR DIALS, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ♪

♪ I AM PROGRAMMED, QUICKLY, QUICKLY, YOUR COMMAND ♪

♪ SHIFT FOR A MAN WITH THE HEART OF AN AUTOMATON ♪

Heather: DID WE SCARE YOU AWAY ALREADY?

I UNDERSTAND.

OUR AMOUNT OF AWESOMENESS CAN BE INTIMIDATING.

SORRY, I... GOT TO GET GOING.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT DELTA A WHILE AGO.

GOTCHA.

LOOK, I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME TONIGHT,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISLEAD YOU.

I'M... SORT OF SUPPOSED TO...

GO, DELTA.

OH, THE LEGACY THING, HUH?

CAN I ASK... WHY DID YOU PREF ME?

WELL, NOT GONNA LIE...

STEALING A DELTA LEGACY WOULD BE A COUP.

BUT MOSTLY...

YOU KNOW YOUR PEOPLE WHEN YOU MEET THEM.

AND TRUST ME... YOU'RE KAPPA PEOPLE.

THANKS.

JUST ONE PIECE OF ADVICE?

WHICHEVER HOUSE YOU PICK...

MAKE SURE YOU LIKE WHAT THEY STAND FOR,

'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO STAND FOR IT, TOO.

SEE YA.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHOO!

GET YOUR CUTE BUTT IN HERE, GIRL.

WE MISSED YOU.

LET'S ALL MAKE KATIE WELCOME, YOU HOT DELTA BITCHES!

HEY, KATIE!

KATIE! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

OH, JELLO SHOTS.

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO CALLING STANDARDS

ON THOSE KAPPA SKANKS FOR KEEPING HER TOO LONG.

I KNOW. IT'S LIKE, "HI, HAVE SOME TACT, PEOPLE."

MM. TELL ME.

[ ALL LAUGH ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

Both: [ Off-key ] ♪ BEAUTY IN HER HEART AND SOUL ♪

♪ MY SISTER TILL I'M GRAY AND OLD ♪

♪ THERE'S NO GREATER TREASURE IN ALL THE WORLD ♪

♪ THAN A DELTA BETA THETA GIRL ♪

[ LAUGHS ] YAY!

[ LAUGHS ]

DANCE PARTY!

[ Slurring ] YOU WERE RIGHT. THE DELTAS ARE THE BEST!

WHOO! [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

THAT'S LANA.

WE WERE HAVING BOAT RACES BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,

AND SHE PUKED ON GWEN'S SHOES.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, GOD. IT WAS AWESOME.

I AM SO GLAD YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.

U ARE THE BEST FRIEND EVER.

[ LAUGHS ] COME ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

MM. CREEPY.

OH, MY GOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, WHAT'D YOU TELL HER?

WHO, LANA?

I SAID THAT WE WOULD FORGIVE AND FORGET

BUT WE EXPECT HER TO SHOW LOYALTY

AND ONLY PUT DELTA'S NAME ON HER BID.

WAIT... WE'RE GOING TO BID HER?

OF COURSE NOT, STUPID.

BUT THIS WAY, NO ONE ELSE CAN, EITHER.

AND SHE'LL BE LEFT WITH NO HOUSE.

[ CHUCKLES ]SERVES HER RIGHT.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT SARA CHICK YOU KEEP LETTING HANG AROUND?

THAT ONE'S NOT MY FAULT. KATIE WON'T CUT THE CORD.

BUT SARA'S A BRAIN. SHE CAN EARN HER PLACE.

I MEAN, SOMEONE HAS GOT TO RAISE THE GPA WHILE WE HAVE FUN.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

COME ON. BUT I WANT TO STAY.

YOU'RE LEAVING?

UM...

YEAH, IT'S... IT'S KIND OF LATE.

AM I CRAZY HERE?

'CAUSE I'M PICKING UP SOME ATTITUDE.

I MEAN, FIRST I HAVE TO PRACTICALLY DRAG YOU AWAY

FROM THOSE KAPPA BITCHES WITH MY TEETH,

AND NOW YOU CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE?

GOT TO SAY, NOT REALLY FEELING THE DELTA LOVE.

LOOK, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. I'M... I'M JUST TIRED.

WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!

[ SIGHS ]

I FORGOT MY SHOES.

[ CHUCKLES ] DON'T PANIC.

I'M ALL OVER IT.

WHOA.

ARE YOU REJECTING US?

WHAT? NO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS WILL MAKE ME LOOK

IF WE LOSE A LEGACY...

HOW PISSED MY MOM WILL BE?

YOUR MOM?

IF YOU HUMILIATE DELTA LIKE THIS,

TRUST ME, YOU WILL BE SORRY.

LOOK, GO TAKE YOUR XANAX, GWEN.

THIS ISN'T A BIG DEAL, OKAY?

[ CHUCKLES ]

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

COLD FEET ARE NO BIG DEAL,

AND THAT'S ALL THIS IS.

YOU AND I ARE PRACTICALLY SISTERS,

AND SISTERS SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER.

DO THE RIGHT THING HERE, KATIE.

HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES.

ME? WOW.

YOU'RE REALLY ONE TO TALK.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WELL, IT MEANS YOU'VE BROKEN EVERY RUSH RULE THAT THERE IS.

PRIVATE PARTIES, BRIBING GIRLS THESE WITH DRINKS?

OH, AND WHAT ABOUT PROMISING THAT POOR LANA GIRL A BID

JUST SO SHE'D BE CROSSCUT?

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

BOOHOO.

SO I BREAK A FEW STUPID RULES TO GET THE BEST GIRLS.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME A WINNER.

AND AS FOR THE DIRTY RUSHING,

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PROVE IT.

Sally: SO WOULD I.

STANDARDS MEETING, TOMORROW AT 10:00.

WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

I FOUND THEM!

[ SCOFFS ] WHAT WAS HER PROBLEM?

COME ON.

O0 C1Sally: PROMISING BIDS, CROSSCUTTING, DRINKING GAMES...

THIS MAKES ALL OF US LOOK BAD.

BUT WE STILL HAVE TO PROVE IT, AND LANA WON'T GO ON RECORD.

BESIDES, IT'S HER WORD AGAINST THE DELTAS'.

SHE'S NOT THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT.

WE'D LIKE TO HEAR FROM RUSHEE PARKER.

WOW. SO, THIS IS LIKE...

SORORITY SUPREME COURT, HUH?

[ WOMAN COUGHS ]

OKAY, WRONG CROWD.

JUST TO CLARIFY,

YOU PERSONALLY OVERHEARD PLANS TO PROMISE A RUSH A BID

WITH THE INTENT OF CUTTING HER?

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY DRAMA,

HONESTLY.

CAN'T WE JUST FORGET ALL THIS?

NO.

ACCUSATIONS WERE MADE.[ DOOR OPENS ]

EITHER YOU WERE LYING, OR YOU WEREN'T.

I WASN'T LYING.

THANK YOU. TAKE YOUR SEAT.

I WAS STARTING TO GET WORRIED.

WE REALLY NEED TO TALK.

SARA SNOW, PLEASE STAND.

DO YOU CONFIRM THESE ACCUSATIONS?

NO.

ARE YOU DENYING RUSHEE PARKER'S VERSION OF EVENTS?

DO YOU DENY THERE WAS ALCOHOL?

I-I JUST DIDN'T SHARE HER EXPERIENCE.

I MEAN, THE DELTAS HAVE BEEN PROPER AND CONSCIENTIOUS

AROUND ME THE ENTIRE...

SARA. WHAT THE HELL?

WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH TESTIMONY...

SOME CONFLICTING,

BUT I HAVE TO TRUST WHAT I WITNESSED LAST NIGHT.

DELTAS, PLEASE STAND.

YOU KNOW THE RULES.

YOU KNOW THE CONSEQUENCE OF BREAKING THEM.

YOUR ANNUAL HOUSE FORMAL IS HEREBY CANCELED.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

[ SIGHS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ CELLPHONES RINGING AND BEEPING ]

[ RINGING AND BEEPING CONTINUE ]GWEN.

MOM?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT. DO NOT GET ANGRY AT ME.

OKAY, GWEN, SLOW DOWN.

W-W-WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, HERE?

STANDARDS.

KATIE SAID WE WERE DIRTY RUSHING,

AND THEY BELIEVED HER.

THEY CANCELED OUR FORMAL.

WHAT?

OH. OH, HELL, NO. HANG ON.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

LUTIE, WHAT DID YOUR DAUGHTER JUST DO?

SNITCH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.

UGH!

HATER.

NICE. VERY MATURE.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

HELLO?

WOMAN #2: You just made a big mistake.

This isn't over, bitch. We're gonna make your life hell.

[ Dial tone ]

MOM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

GET DRESSED, DEAR. WE NEED TO TALK.

HOW IS SARA?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S BEEN AVOIDING ME SINCE YESTERDAY.

[ SCOFFS ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO CAMPUS OVER THIS.

I HAD NO CHOICE.

SUMMER AND I HAVE A MEETING WITH THE DEAN IN AN HOUR.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THIS IS SERIOUS, KATIE,

AND I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH HOW YOU'VE HANDLED YOURSELF.

I'M SORRY. GOD!

OH, AND I'M FINE, BY THE WAY.

THANKS FOR ASKING.

DON'T BE SMART.

YOUR WELL-BEING IS WHAT I'M CONCERNED WITH.

DARLING...

...YOU'VE TAINTED YOURSELF.

THE RIGHT SORORITY CAN PROVIDE YOU

SOCIAL AND BUSINESS CONTACTS FOR LIFE.

BEING A DELTA PRACTICALLY GUARANTEES YOU

JOB INTERVIEWS WHEN YOU GRADUATE.

WHAT HOUSE IS GONNA TAKE YOU NOW?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I'M NOT RUSHING ANYMORE. I'M DROPPING OUT.

WHAT?

LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T WHAT WE HAD PLANNED,

BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIG DEAL.

KATIE... MOM!

I'LL BE FINE, REALLY.

SCHOOL STARTS IN THREE DAYS. THIS WILL ALL BLOW OVER.

LOOK, I GOT TO GO.

WELL...

WHOO! I'M SO EXCITED!

ME TOO! ME TOO!

OH, MY GOD!

YES! [ LAUGHS ]

SARA.

NOT SO FAST, JUDAS.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YESTERDAY?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME IN THAT POSITION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

OH, I DON'T KNOW... SUPPORT ME, TELL THE TRUTH?

AND GET BLACKBALLED BY THE ONE SORORITY I WAS BIDDING?

WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT A STUPID SORORITY?

SO, FIRST YOU TELL ME GREEK LIFE IS AWESOME.

NOW SORORITIES ARE STUPID.

GEE, AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE THOUGHTS OF MY OWN ON THIS?

YES, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

I JUST... I-I THOUGHT YOU'D SHARE MINE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T JOIN THEM NOW.

AM I STROKING OUT HERE, OR DID YOU JUST GIVE ME AN ORDER?

OH, DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. I JUST...

TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO SOMEING BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T DOING IT?

YEAH, THAT'S AN ORDER. AND IT'S TOO LATE.

SARA! I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW SELFISH YOU'RE BEING ABOUT THIS.

ME?

THE WHOLE CAMPUS WANTED YOU. YOU COULD'VE GONE ANYWHERE.

FINALLY, I MEET PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME FOR ME,

AND YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BABY ABOUT IT.

LET'S JUST COOL OFF, OKAY?

SO, WE'LL BE IN DIFFERENT SORORITIES.

SO WHAT?

THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T STILL BE FRIENDS.

WHEN YOU HAD TO STAB ME IN THE BACK TO GET THERE...

...I GUESS THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.

FINE.

I GUESS I SHOULD PACK MY STUFF AND MOVE INTO DELTA.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

♪ LA-DA LA-DA LA-LA DA ♪

♪ LA-DA LA-DA LA-DA DA ♪

♪ GIVE IT UP ♪

♪ BREAK THE HOLD ♪

♪ TAKE THE EDGE OFF ♪

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WHAT NOW?

OH. HI!

[ Slurring ] I GOT INTO BETA! WHOO!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING.

I CAN SEE THAT. [ CHUCKLES ]

CONGRATULATIONS.

THANKS.

GUESS ONLY ONE OF US MADE IT THROUGH RUSH ALIVE, HUH?

HEY, I STILL OWE YOU THAT BEER.

UH...

WE'RE HAVING A "KEG 'N' EGG" PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.

SHOULD BE INSANE.

KATIE PARKER, WILL YOU BE MY DATE?

YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.

WEAR YOUR JAMMIES. [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

♪ LA-DA LA-DA LA-DA DA ♪

EW.

HEY. ECON GIRL.

GREAT.

SO, LOOK, THE OTHER NIGHT...

RUMOR HAS IT I MAY HAVE COME OFF AS A BIT OF A...

JERK? NO.

UH, NEO-MISOGYNIST?

ACTUALLY, I WAS...

TROLL? HUN? REPROBATE?

WOW.

AND SHE'S AS GOOD WITH HER ADJECTIVES

AS SHE IS WITH NUMBERS.

THAT'S AWESOME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THIS WAS GOOD.

GLAD WE HAD THIS LITTLE TALK.

FEEL BETTER.

HERE COMES HERPES GIRL.

Woman: EXCUSE ME.

OH, MY GOD. SHE'S COMING THIS WAY.

DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE.

NO KIDDING. DO YOU THINK IT'S REAL?

LET'S GO.

SITTING NEAR HER...

OKAY.

AWKWARD! I DON'T KNOW.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ WOMAN LAUGHS ]

Katie: [ SCOFFS ]Beau: [ SIGHS ]

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

I'M BEAU,

AND I'M REALLY NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK I AM.

CONSIDERING HOW LOW THAT BAR IS,

I'LL CONCEDE THE POSSIBILITY.

I JUST CAN'T STAND GWEN AND HER GIRLS,

AND I JUST MADE YOU GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION,

AND THAT WAS WRONG OF ME.

THANK YOU.

ESPECIALLY NOW.

YOU'RE NOT "ASSOCIATING" WITH ANYONE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WELL, COME ON.

I MEAN, AFTER THE STUNT YOU PULLED,

YOU'RE LIKE TYPHOID MARY.

HELL, THERE'S PROBABLY NEVER BEEN

A LESS POPULAR GIRL ON CAMPUS,

THANKS TO GWEN AND HER MUFFY MAFIA.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

HEY.

I DON'T RECOMMEND THE COMPANY.

WOW.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU TANK WITH A GIRL BEFORE, BEAU.

THAT WAS ALMOST ART.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

I'M OFF MY GAME WITH THAT ONE.

I GUESS I SHOULD GO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A JERK...

AGAIN.

NO, LET ME.

I NEED TO TALK TO HER ANYWAY.

HEY.

SORRY, I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOME AIR.

OH, IT'S NO PROBLEM.

SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE GREAT SORORITY INQUISITION.

I'M OKAY... I GUESS.

LIAR.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU,

AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT KAPPA'S GOT YOUR BACK.

IT IS THE LEAST WE COULD DO.

Oh, my God.

OH, MY GOD!

I KNOW. IT'S REALLY CRAZY.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE? WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?

THEY'RE ALL OVER CAMPUS SINCE LAST NIGHT.

WAIT, SO THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY'S BEEN STARING AND LAUGHING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

OH, MY GOD.KATIE.

LOOK, GWEN'S A FREAK, NO DOUBT.

KNOWING HER, SHE WON'T STOP THIS ANYTIME SOON.

SO, WHAT DO I DO?

TALK TO PANHELLENIC.

I'VE NEVER REALLY HEARD OF A GIRL

BEING ALLOWED TO JOIN A HOUSE AFTER QUITTING RUSH, BUT...

WAIT, THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION...

JOINING A DIFFERENT SORORITY?

YEAH. THEY'RE NOT ALL LIKE DELTA, KATIE.

EVERY HOUSE IS DIFFERENT... SOME ARE SLUTS, SOME ARE SNOBS,

SOME ARE THE BEST GIRLS YOU'LL EVER MEET.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

IT WAS A MISTAKE FOR ME TO RUSHIN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT'S... IT'S NOT FOR ME.

BECAUSE OF GWEN?

NO, BECAUSE I HAVE AN I.Q. ABOVE DRYER LINT

AND I DON'T NEED TO BUY MY FRIENDS WITH SORORITY DUES.

WOW. THANKS.

NO, I...

NO, LOOK, YOU HAD ONE BAD EXPERIENCE WITH ONE BAD HOUSE.

I GET IT.

BUT JUDGING EVERY SORORITY BECAUSE OF THAT...

MAKES YOU AS BIG A SNOB AS GWEN IS.

I GUESS I HAD YOU WRONG, KATIE.

MAYBE YOU DO BELONG WITH DELTA.

[ SIGHS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SCREW IT.

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

♪ NOBODY WILL ♪

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

HEY.

THERE YOU ARE.

HEY, W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UM... YOU INVITED ME.

YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT WHEN I DIDN'T COME BY, YOU'D...

YOU KNOW.

LOOK, IF... IF YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE,

THEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO SAY IT TO MY FACE.

OKAY, LOOK...

GWEN AND HER DELTAS DATE A LOT OF OUR SENIOR BROTHERS,

AND IF YOU COME TO OUR PARTIES, THE DELTAS WON'T,

SO IT'S KIND OF A HOUSE RULE THAT...

WE CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

KATIE, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT, BUT I'M JUST A PLEDGE.

THESE GUYS CAN MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL,

AND IT'S NOT MY FIGHT.

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

♪ NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU ♪

IT'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT,

AND WHEN YOU HAVE THEM IN YOUR LIFE...

♪ NOBODY WILL ♪

Man: HEY, I LIKE YOUR P.J.'s

[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, I LIKE YOURS, TOO.

SARA?

UM...

THEY GAVE ME A LITTLE DELTA MAKE OVER.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SNITCH.

SNITCH. SNITCH.SNITCH.

[ LAUGHS ]

SNITCH. SNITCH.SNITCH.

SNITCH. SNITCH.SNITCH.

SNITCH! SNITCH! SNITCH!

SNITCH! SNITCH! SNITCH!

SNITCH! SNITCH! SNITCH!

SNITCH! SNITCH! SNITCH!

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK, GWEN.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]

[ CRYING, SNIFFLING ]

[ Voice breaking ] MOM?

LOOK, I WAS WRONG. I NEED YOUR HELP.

CAN I COME HOME?

[ SNIFFLES ]

O0 C1Summer: UH, MOTION TO SEND AN ARRANGEMENT

TO THE SENIOR ACTIVES

CONGRATULATING THEM ON A JOB WELL DONE.

I MEAN, WE HAVE A REALLY STRONG-LOOKING RUSH CLASS THIS YEAR.

MM-HMM. SECONDED.

HOW ARE THE OTHER HOUSES LOOKING FOR THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION?

WHAT COMPETITION?

NOW, LET'S NOT GET GLIB.

YOU KNOW THE MOMENT WE SIT ON OUR LAURELS,

SOME SAD LITTLE HOUSE WILL COME FROM BEHIND

AND STEAL THAT TRI-CROWN.

ANY NEW BUSINESS TO TABLE? HMM?

ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE SOME BUSINESS.

HMM?

I HAD A CHAT WITH KATIE, AND IT SEEMS...

AND, BELIEVE ME, I FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE MYSELF...

IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN THE TARGET OF SOME HARASSMENT.

IT NEEDS TO STOP.

THAT'S APPALLING.

YOU'RE... YOU'RE NOT SAYING

YOU THINK IT WAS ONE OF OUR DELTA GIRLS, ARE YOU?

WELL, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?

WHAT?

HELLO? DON'T YOU REMEMBER COLLEGE AT ALL?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOUR DAUGHTER STEPPED ON A HORNET'S NEST WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

KATIE NOT ONLY DEFAMED DELTA,

SHE SMEARED THE WHOLE RUSH SYSTEM.

I'M SURE GIRLS FROM ALL OVER CAMPUS WERE OFFENDED,

FROM PLEDGES TO WANNABES.

ANY ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE TAKEN MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS.

I MEAN, 'CAUSE NOBODY LIKES A TATTLETALE.

IT'S... IT'S REALLY TRUE.

IT'S SAD AND IT'S WRONG,

AND, REALLY, OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO HER.

BUT IF FINGERS ARE GONNA BE POINTED ANYWHERE,

DON'T YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE AT KATIE

FOR STARTING ALL THIS DRAMA IN THE FIRST PLACE?

LET'S TALK FUNDRAISING, SHALL WE?

YAY! YAY!

I THINK THAT'S JUST SORORITIES, HONEY.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME KIND OF DRAMA GOING ON.

DAD, THAT'S SO SEXIST.

WELL, LOOK AT YOUR MOM AND HER FRIENDS.

I DON'T KNOW ANY GROWN MEN

THAT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT FRATERNITY POLITICS

20 YEARS OUT OF SCHOOL.

NO, BUT YOU AND YOUR FRATTERS STILL CRY OVER COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

YEAH, BUT THAT'S IMPORTANT.

[ CHUCKLES ] FINE.

MAYBE WE'RE EACH JUST STUPID IN OUR OWN WAYS, THEN, HMM?

AGREED.

HEY, HONEY.

HEY.

I'LL JUST, UH, LEAVE YOU GUYS.

SO? DID YOU TALK TO THEM?

I DID.

AND THEY ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

CONCERNED?

WHAT... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THEY THINK IT'S TERRIBLE.

AND, UM, THEY WISH THEY COULD HELP,

BUT, HONEY, IT'S ALL BEEN ANONYMOUS.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S DELTA?

KATIE... YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME. I WAS WRONG.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

HONEY, IT'S... IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

THINGS ARE... COMPLICATED AT THE ALUMNI LEVEL.

IT IS VERY POLITICAL.

MOM, IT IS AN ALUMNI GROUP, NOT THE FREAKING U.N.

IT'S FINE.

I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

SOMEBODY GET THE DOOR!

[ SIGHS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

GOD, MAKE IT STOP ALREADY!

I WANT TO BE A KAPPA.

AND I WANT TO BE ANGELINA JOLIE.

BRAD PITT YEARS, NOT BILLY BOB.

[ CHUCKLES ]WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU SAID THAT I COULD PETITION TO LATE RUSH.

IS THAT TRUE?

IT'S A LONG SHOT.

ANYWAY, WHY SHOULD WE GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE?

BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT.

OKAY? I SCREWED UP,

AND I JUDGED ALL SORORITIES BASED ON DELTA.

AND I WAS WRONG.

JUST LISTEN.

[ SIGHS ]

"WE'RE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, NOT GOSSIP; FUN, NOT DRAMA."

I MEAN, THAT'S ALL I WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND IF I CAN STILL BE A PART OF A HOUSE LIKE THAT,

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TRY.

WELL, WE'D HAVE TO VOTE ON IT AS A HOUSE.

I UNDERSTAND.

HEY!

IF WE CAN GET IT BY STANDARDS, YOU'RE IN.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

Sally: IF EVERYONE WOULD PLEASE CALM DOWN.

LADIES, TAKE YOUR SEATS.

SISTERS, WHAT SAY YOU?

GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, DOES KATIE PARKER

HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO JOIN KAPPA AS A LATE PLEDGE?

THE NAYS?

AND THE YEAS?

YEAS HAVE IT. SO ORDERED.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Gwen: AWW, I'M SORRY.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SARA,

SHE HAD TO HURRY BACK AND DO OUR HOMEWORK.

I DON'T SEE WHY.

YOUR... YOUR CALENDAR SHOULD BE CLEAR,

SINCE YOU HAVE NO FORMAL AND ALL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

[ LAUGHS ][ LAUGHS ]

WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU IN A GOOD MOOD AGAIN.

LEAVE SOME ROOM. YOUR MOM MADE SOME CUSTARD.

OH, NO, I-I CAN'T STAY LONG.

I JUST CAME TO GRAB A FEW DRESSES.

I'VE... I'VE GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE TOMORROW NIGHT.

WERE YOU EVEN GONNA TELL ME YOU JOINED A DIFFERENT SORORITY?

SHOULD I HAVE?

DON'T BE SMART, YOUNG LADY.

HERE WE GO.

YOU KNOW, I WAS BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID.

I EVEN FELT FOR YOU...

MAYBE I'D PUSHED YOU TOO HARD.

MAYBE SORORITIES WEREN'T RIGHT FOR YOU. MOM...

ONLY, THEN I HEARD... FROM EVERYBODY BUT YOU...

THAT YOU LIKE SORORITIES JUST FINE.

YOU JUST DECIDED TO HUMILIATE ME AND MINE.

HOW DO YOU THINK I LOOK TO THE OTHER ALUMNAE?

WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU?

NOT ME... US.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THIS MOMENT.

REMEMBER?

[ SIGHS ]

ENJOY YOUR INITIATION.

MEANWHILE, I HAVE TO HELP THE DELTAS

AFFIRM THEIR PLEDGE CLASS.

WITHOUT YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

SHE CAN'T STAY ANGRY FOREVER, KITTEN.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S SURE STARTING TO FEEL THAT WAY.

All: DEAR KAPPA THETA XI, WE PLEDGE OURSELVES TO THEE.

WITH OUR FREE HEARTS AND MINDS, FOREVER SISTERS WE SHALL BE.

AND ALL OUR KAPPA LIVES, WE WILL BUILD YOUR LEGACY.

Heather: THESE PINS SYMBOLIZE YOUR ACCEPTANCE AMONG US.

WE ARE ALL SISTERS NOW.

WEAR THEM WITH PRIDE.

KAPPAS FOREVER.

AND SOME OF YOU HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS

WAITING TO WELCOME YOU HERE TONIGHT.

Woman: MOM! Woman #2: GRANDMA!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.

THANKS FOR COMING.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE ]

[ WOMEN HUMMING ]

♪ BEAUTY IN HER HEART AND SOUL ♪

♪ MY SISTER TILL I'M GRAY AND OLD ♪

♪ THERE'S NO GREATER TREASURE IN ALL THE WORLD ♪

♪ THAN A DELTA BETA THETA GIRL ♪

[ WOMEN HUMMING ]

SUCH A SHAME.

THIS COULD BE SO SPECIAL FOR YOU WITH KATIE HERE.

♪ STEP OFF THE CURB, TALKING TO YOU ♪

♪ SO MANY BOYS WHO WANT TO HOLLER AT ME ♪

♪ BETTER MAKE YOUR MOVE ♪

♪ TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK ♪

♪ YOU'RE ALL THE TALK ♪

♪ SAY IT, FESS UP ♪

♪ COME ON, NOW WHAT? ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO SPECIAL? ♪

♪ RUN LIKE I'M NOT ON YOUR GAME ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN TO SEEM DISRESPECTFUL ♪

HEY, GIRL.

YOU CAN REALLY SING.

THANKS.

BAM! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LOVE IT. ORDER LIKE 20 OF THEM.

PUT THEM ALL OVER CAMPUS.

SHOVE IT DOWN DELTA'S THROAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]YOU GOT IT.

HEY, THAT REMINDS ME...

I NEED YOUR DATE'S NAME FOR THE FOAM FORMAL BY FRIDAY.

JUST A SECURITY FORMALITY.

OH. RIGHT.

YOU DO HAVE A DATE?

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?

TONS.

NOT REALLY. NONE.

YOU AREN'T SHY, ARE YOU?

NO.

BUT APPARENTLY I'M CONTAGIOUS, REMEMBER?

I MEAN, I KIND OF WORRY ABOUT ANY GUY

THAT'S WILLING TO DATE "HERPES POSTER GIRL."

RIGHT. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT.

I'LL HANDLE IT.

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY.

ONE PRINCE CHARMING, COMING UP.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

UGH.

WHOOPS.

I THINK YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.

HELLO, BEAU.

HELLO, MISS PARKER.

YOU LOOK LOVELY THIS EVENING.

YES, WELL...

UNFORTUNATELY, I'M DEVELOPING A BIT OF A COUGH.

[ COUGHS ]

WOW, FAKING SICK.

I REALLY GET TO YOU, HUH? THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.

OF WHAT, YOUR IMPENDING HOMICIDE?

[ CHUCKLES ]

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE UNBEARABLE SEXUAL TENSION.

I TAKE IT HEATHER DIDN'T FILL YOU IN ON THIS ARRANGEMENT.

NOT SO MUCH.

LOOK...

YOU'VE GOT A PARTY TO GO TO,

AND I'M JUST GUESSING, BUT I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY

WHO'S COMING TO YOUR DOOR TONIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

FINE.

AND THANK YOU.

BUT I-I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THIS.

YOU EVER BEEN TO A FOAM PARTY BEFORE?

NO.

NO, WHAT... WHAT EXACTLY AM I IN FOR?

[ SCREAMING ]

[ CHEERING ]

[ LOUD CHEERING ]

♪ I'VE TRIED MY BEST TO HEAR OUT THE MASSES ♪

♪ I'VE HEARD IT ALL FROM "A" TO "Z" ♪

♪ I'VE READ IT ALL, BEEN TO ALL OF THE CLASSES ♪

♪ AND STILL I'M TRYING, BUT I JUST CAN'T SEE ♪

♪ THROUGH THE SMOKE AND ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT IT, THIS CONFUSION ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT A FALSE SOLUTION ♪

♪ GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ I WANT WHAT YOU HAVE 'CAUSE YOU HAVE WHAT I NEED ♪

OH... MY GOD.

EXACTLY!

Man: WHAT'S UP?

HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

♪ I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BE YOURSELF WHEN ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT SURE JUST WHO THAT IS ♪

COME ON, LET'S GO.

♪ BUT ALL I GOT WAS EMPTY FISTS ♪

♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME? ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT IT, THIS CONFUSION ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT A FALSE SOLUTION ♪

♪ GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU HAVE, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE WHAT I NEED ♪♪

♪ COME GET YOUR RIDE ♪

♪ COME GET YOUR RIDE ♪

♪ COME SEE HOW FUN IT CAN BE TO BE ALIVE ♪

♪ COME INSIDE ♪

♪ AND, DEAR, GET YOUR RIDE ♪

♪ GET IN YOUR CHAIR ♪

♪ WHAT YOU GIVING? ♪

♪ THE FEELING DON'T STOP ♪

♪ KEEP ON, 'CAUSE YOU REALLY GOT ME REELING ♪

♪ YOU GOT ME SPINNING ♪

YOU KNOW, I AM STARTING TO BELIEVE MY MOM...

THESE MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.

TOTALLY!

I GOT TO SAY,

THIS KICKS THE ASS OF ANY FORMAL I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

WELL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT KAPPA GIRLS

ARE JUST MORE DAMN FUN.

HEY, YEAH!

WHOO!

WANT TO GO FOR A SWIM?

♪ COME ON, BABY, GET YOUR RIDE ♪

WELL, NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

[ CHUCKLES ]

CAREFUL.

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT BEFORE YOU SWIM.

I'LL AVOID THE DEEP END. I PROMISE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE...

YOU'RE HARD TO GET A READ ON.

AT THAT FIRST PARTY, YOU WERE AN ASS,

AND HERE YOU'RE...

CHARMING? ROGUISH? DEBONAIR?

YOU'RE... LESS ASSY.

I'LL TAKE "LESS ASSY."

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.HMM?

WE WERE AT A BETA PARTY WHEN WE MET.

YOU'RE A BETA.

YEP. ME BETA, YOU KAPPA.

YOUR POINT?

I THOUGHT YOUR FRATERNITY MADE UP SOME RULE

THAT YOU COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH ME.

OR WHAT... THE FRATERNITY POLICE IS GONNA BUST ME?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I KNOW GWEN'S PUT YOU THROUGH HELL.

I DON'T... NEED ANYONE'S PERMISSION TO LIKE YOU.

OKAY?

YEAH, DID I OVERPLAY THAT?

NO.

NO, IT WAS HOT.

LET'S GO GET SOME AIR.[ CHUCKLES ]

[ VOMITS ]

AHH!

THAT'S GOT TO BE A HEALTH-CODE VIOLATION.[ LAUGHS ]

[ STOMACH GURGLING ]

OOH, LET'S GO. COME ON.

[ VOMITING ]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FOOD.

WHAT DID YOU EAT?

WHAT DIDN'T I EAT?

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

OH.

HEY, TONIGHT'S YOUR BIG FORMAL, ISN'T IT?

HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

[ LAUGHTER ]

TOODLES, BITCHES.

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

Heather: OKAY. THEY WANT WAR...

THEY GOT IT.

KATIE, YOU IN?

YEAH. TRY AND STOP ME.

O0 C1WE'VE PUT UP WITH DELTA IT'S TIME WE TAKE GWEN DOWN.

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.

WE'VE GOT TO STEAL THE TRI-CROWN.

UM...

ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?

SHE DOESN'T MEAN LITERALLY, SHAWNA. GOD.

KATIE, YOU KNOW GWEN BETTER THAN WE DO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK I LOVE IT.

GWEN NEEDS THIS.

WINNING TRI-CROWN,

IT'S... IT'S HER ONLY SHOT AT BECOMING PRESIDENT.

HELLO. RANDOM VOICE OF REASON HERE.

STEAL IT HOW?

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE BEEN LETTING THEM WIN IT ON PURPOSE.

NO, BUT WE NEVER WANTED IT AS BADLY AS THEY DID.

WE JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN.

RIGHT. WELL, NOW IT'S MORE THAN THAT.

THIS IS MORE THAN JUST WINNING THE TRI-CROWN...

IT'S ABOUT TAKING IT FROM DELTA.

OKAY, IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,

THEN WE'VE GOT TO NAIL THEM IN THE THREE LEGS OF THE CROWN...

INTRAMURAL, TRIVIA, AND TALENT SHOW.

KATIE WOULD KILL AT THE TALENT PORTION.

WE'VE ALL HEARD HER SING.

DEFINITELY.

UM... OKAY, SURE.

AND I CAN COVER VOLLEYBALL.

WE COULD TOTALLY DO THIS, GIRLS.

EVERYBODY IN FAVOR?

YES! YES! YES! YES!

ALL RIGHT. COME ON!

GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA!

OOH!

[ SCREAMS ]

♪ SEIZE THE MOMENT, TEMPTING FATE ♪

♪ STEP OFF THE CURB, TALKING TO YOU ♪

♪ SO MANY BOYS WHO WANT TO HOLLER AT ME ♪

♪ BETTER MAKE YOUR MOVE ♪

♪ TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK ♪

♪ YOU ALL THE TALK ♪

♪ SAY IT, FESS UP ♪

♪ COME ON, NOW WHAT? ♪

♪ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO SPECIAL? ♪

♪ RUN LIKE YOU RUN ON YOUR GAME ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN TO SEEM DISRESPECTFUL, BUT ♪

♪ I DON'T WAIT ♪

WHOO!

NO.

♪ BEND ME OVER, MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU ♪

♪ GET AWAY WITH A WHOLE LOT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU GET AWAY WITH ME ♪

♪ GET AWAY ♪

GOOD. RIGHT.

UM, OKAY, BUT MAYBE ALL TOGETHER?

♪ YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-AH ♪

AND MAYBE A LITTLE LESS SAD.

♪ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO SPECIAL? ♪

♪ FOUND OUT I FOUND OUT ALL YOUR GAME ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN TO SEEM DISRESPECTFUL ♪

♪ BUT I DON'T WAIT ♪

♪ BUT I DON'T WAIT ♪

ALL RIGHT, LADIES, THAT'S IT. LOOKING GOOD.

♪ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK? ♪

♪ BEND ME OVER, MAKE ME BELIEVE IT ♪

♪ GET AWAY WITH A WHOLE LOT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU GET AWAY WITH ME ♪

♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY WITH ME ♪

JUST LIKE THAT EVERY TIME. OKAY. FIRE!

GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, NOW BUMP IT.

NICE.

ALL RIGHT!

♪ I DON'T WAIT ♪

DELTAS!

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

♪ GET AWAY WITH A WHOLE LOT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU GET AWAY WITH ME ♪

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY ♪

GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA! GO, KAPPA!

Katie: OKAY, I NEED SOME ADVICE.

HMM?

I'M... I'M DREADING GOING HOME THIS WEEKEND.

WHO DREADS THANKSGIVING?

MAYBE TURKEYS.

[ SCOFFS ]

WELL, SARA AND HER MOM JOIN US EVERY YEAR,

AND APPARENTLY THIS ONE IS NO EXCEPTION.

EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS FIGHTING?

HER MOM IS LIKE THE SWEETEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

PROBABLY THINKS ALL WE NEED IS SOME PUMPKIN PIE AND STUFFING

TO MAGICALLY BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

HAVE YOU EVEN TALKED TO SARA SINCE THE FOAM PARTY?

NO.

I'M SO ANGRY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'D SAY.

GOD, IT'S GONNA BE SO AWKWARD.

JUST EAT ENOUGH TURKEY FOR A TRYPTOPHAN COMA

AND SLEEP THROUGH IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MORE FUN THAN ME, ANYWAYS.

I MEAN, I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE ON CAMPUS.

YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME?

NO. I NEVER DO.

IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, AND PLUS IT'S JUST ME AND MY MOM.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME WITH ME?

IT'S PERFECT. YOU CAN DIFFUSE THE TENSION.

AND BEFORE YOU READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS,

THIS IS NOT...

THIS IS NOT ME TAKING YOU HOME TO MEET THE PARENTS OR ANYTHING.

I MEAN, YEAH, THEY'LL... THEY'LL BE THERE

AND YOU'LL SAY HI AND TALK TO THEM AND STUFF, BUT...

[ SIGHS ]

I'D REALLY LIKE THAT.

Lutie: BEAU, I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME FOR THANKSGIVING.

HERE WE ARE!

OH, LUTIE, U'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.

THANK YOU.WHO WANTS A LEG?

OH, WAIT. CAN'T FORGET TRADITION, WILL.

DO YOU GUYS BEAT EACH OTHER FOR THANKSGIVING?

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S A PRAYER STICK.

WE ALL PASS IT AROUND AND SAY WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.

SARA AND I MADE IT AT CAMP.

AND IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS,

I THINK THE GIRLS SHOULD GO FIRST.

KATIE?

NO, I'M... I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY. I CHANGED MY MIND. HERE'S ONE.

I'M THANKFUL THAT THIS FOOD HASN'T BEEN MESSED WITH

AND THAT I'M NOT ONE OF THE COWARDS

WHO SABOTAGED OUR FORMAL.

KATIE.OH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I...

Sara: WOW.

OKAY. MY TURN.

I'M THANKFUL I'VE GROWN UP SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

AND KNOW HOW TO LET THINGS GO.

WELL, I'M... Beau: I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS TURKEY...

THIS LOVELY, JUICY TURKEY.

I'M THANKFUL THAT I CAN STILL LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR.

I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL MY NEW FRIENDS.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M THANKFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE MY HEAD UP STUCK UP GWEN'S...

OH! OH, OH, ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S A LOT OF THANKS IN THIS ROOM.

LOT OF THANKS.

YES [CLEARS THROAT] WELL, LET'S EAT.

I LIKE THAT BEAU.

HE SEEMS SWEET.

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SARA?

NOT REALLY, BUT... THANKS.

HOW'S YOUR TRI-CROWN PREP GOING?

YOU GIRLS READY FOR THE COMPETITION NEXT WEEK?

MOM...

ARE YOU DIGGING FOR INSIDE INFORMATION?

[ CHUCKLES ] MAYBE A LITTLE.

WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

WE'VE DECIDED TO PUT AN ALUMNAE PHOTO

ON THE BACK FLAP OF OUR CHARITY COOKBOOK THIS YEAR,

SO I'M JUST SIFTING THROUGH SOME OLD ONES.

YOU HAVE BEEN REALLY WORKING YOUR BUTT OFF ON THIS.

YEAH.

I JUST HOPE THE ALUMNAE APPRECIATE IT.

CAN I SEE?

OH, PLEASE. YES.

YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT YOU MADE SO MANY TRUE FRIENDS.

I CAN ONLY HOPE TO BE AS CLOSE TO MY SORORITY SISTERS

I THINK I HAVE20 YEARS MORE PHOTOS IN THE GARAGE.URS.

I'LL BE BACK.

I'LL BE BACK.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

1, 2, 3.

DELTA! DELTA! DELTA! DELTA!

KAPPA! KAPPA! KAPPA! KAPPA!

[ CHEERING ]

READY TO BE HUMILIATED?

CAN YOU TEACH ME? YOU'VE HAD A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

YES!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.

WE SHOULD GO FOR LUNCH AFTER THIS.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WE SEE EACH OTHER AT MEETINGS PRACTICALLY EVERY WEEK.

OUTSIDE OF THAT.

I WORRY THAT THIS KATIE AND GWEN ISSUE

IS IMPACTING OUR FRIENDSHIP.

ISN'T IT?

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS! KILL THOSE KAPPAS!

WHOO!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GWEN!

COME ON, DELTAS! PICK IT UP!

COME ON!

OW. HEY!

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

WHAT? WOW.

THEY PLAY A LITTLE ROUGHER THAN IN OUR YEARS,

DON'T YOU THINK?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WINNERS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT! GOOD ONE, KATIE!

REF.

SARA, SUB IN FOR CASS.

CASADEE, COME ON.

GO ON. GET IN THERE.

COME ON. THAT'S JUST LOW.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THIS IS ALL I NEED.

HEAD IN THE GAME, KATIE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU CAN'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE?

PLEASE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OVER YOURSELF?

I TRIED WARNING YOU.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH RUINING YOUR PARTY.

YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER.

HEY, MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.

WHAT, YOU WERE TOO BUSY DOING EVERYONE'S HOMEWORK THAT NIGHT?

WE JUST HELP EACH OTHER STUDY. WHO CARES?

YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THAT I HAVE NEW FRIENDS, CAN YOU?

DOWN... NOW!

THOSE AREN'T THE KIND OF FRIENDS I'D WANT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Summer: ALL RIGHT! GO, DELTA!

GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA!

GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA!

GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA! GO, DELTA!

GO, DELTA!

SARA, THEY AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS, OKAY?

THEY ONLY BID YOU BECAUSE OF ME.

YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS.

IT'S PATHETIC.

NO! I HEARD GWEN SAY IT THAT NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM.

AND THAT'S WHY I QUIT...

TO PROTECT YOU, YOU UNGRATEFU.

YOU'RE RIGHT... YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND,

AS LONG AS I STAYED IN YOUR SHADOW.

SARA.

LOOK, KNOWN YOU SINCE KINDERGARTEN.

OKAY, YOU... [ SIGHS ]

...YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

YOU'RE FREAKISHLY SMART, YOU CAN'T DANCE FOR CRAP,

AND YOU QUOTE MONTY PYTHON LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB.

NOW, DO THEY KNOW THIS?

HAVE THEY EVEN TRIED TO GET TO KNOW YOU AT ALL?

SARA, YOU ARE A LOT OF THINGS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT A FOLLOWER.

AT LEAST YOU NEVER USED TO BE.

[ SIGHS ]

O0 C1Woman: ♪ YOUR PHOTOGRAPH ♪

♪ CAME TO THE WALL ♪

Beau: WHAT IS THIS?

Katie: THESE ARE MY MOM'S TRI-CROWN COMPETITION TAPES.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU CALLED ME HERE

FOR AN EVENING OF STOLEN GOODS,

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING MORE EXCITING.

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

SO, WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

INSPIRATION?

WE COMPLETELY BLEW THE VOLLEYBALL GAME,

SO NOW WE HAVE TO WIN THE OTHER TWO EVENTS

TO WIN TRI-CROWN.

HEATHER'S LEAVING THE MUSICAL SHOW UP TO ME,

AND I'M TOTALLY BLOCKING.

AND WHAT'S THE THEME THIS YEAR?

"LOOKING BACK, MOVING FORWARD."

WOW. CATCHY.

[ Laughing ] I KNOW, RIGHT?

[ ETHNIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOK, IT'S THE NEW KAPPAS ON THE BLOCK.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ SWING MUSIC PLAYS ]

AND THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF LYCRA ALL IN ONE PLACE.

[ SCOFFS ]

[ TAPE FAST-FORWARDING ]

WHOA. WAIT. HANG ON.

I KNOW HER.

THE HOT ONE ON THE RIGHT... ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM?

Lutie: ♪ AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN... ♪

THAT'S MY MOM.

GO, MRS. P.

♪ ...ENOUGH, BABY ♪

♪ IF YOU NEED ME, CALL ME ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, NO MATTER HOW FAR ♪

♪ DON'T WORRY, BABY, JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

AH! ALL RIGHT!

MATCH!

SO, ANYWAY, CISSIE'S GOT A 3,000-SQUARE-FOOT DANCE STUDIO

FOR THE GIRLS TO PRACTICE IN.

MARY ELLEN'S GOT A LINE ON A NEW YORK CHOREOGRAPHER

WHO'S GONNA HELP THEM WITH THEIR ROUTINE.

WE ARE SET!

YAY! THAT'S WONDERFUL.

BUT WE MIGHT NEED THE EDGE.

LOOKS LIKE KAPPA'S GONNA BE A REAL CONTENDER THIS YEAR.

THANKS TO, UM, KATIE'S INSIDE INFORMATION, MAYBE?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

DANA HAS A POINT.

MAYBE PRESIDENT-ELECT ISN'T THE RIGHT POSITION FOR YOU...

RIGHT NOW, UNTIL THIS ALL BLOWS OVER?

WHY NOT?

ONE COULD QUESTION WHERE YOUR LOYALTY LIES.

ARE YOU SAYING...

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

LUTIE, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

IT'S JUST WITH ALL THIS DISTASTEFUL DRAMA

WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

LOOK RIGHT TO WHOM? WE'RE THE ALUMNAE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A OBLEM WITH IT.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.

WE HAD A VOTE, LUTIE.

DANA WILL BE TAKING OVER AS PRESIDENT-ELECT.

YEAH.

WE, OF COURSE, STILL WANT YOU TO STAY PART

OF OUR REGULAR MEMBERSHIP...

OF COURSE.FOR SURE.

LUTIE!

LUTIE PARKER! THAT IS NOT DELTA BEHAVIOR!

I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT.

I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS.

WHAT IS IT?

DELTA STOLE THE QUESTIONS TO THE QUIZ CHALLENGE.

YOU DESERVE A FAIR FIGHT AGAINST THEM.

"THEM"? NOT "US"?

NOT ANYMORE. I QUIT DELTA.

NOW YOU QUIT?

I ONLY JOINED THEM BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME I COULDN'T.

THEN YOU SAID WE WEREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE,

AND I HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

WELL, ACCORDING TO WHAT YOU SAID AT THE GAME THE OTHER DAY,

BEING MY BEST FRIEND WAS NO GREAT THRILL ANYWAY.

IT WAS GREAT.

IT WAS JUST HUMBLING.

COME ON, KATIE.

EVERY PARTY I GOT INTO, EVERY DOUBLE DATE,

ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOU.

YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER WITH PEOPLE,

IT WAS EASIER TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.

WELL, EVEN IF THAT IS TRUE...

...WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DELTA?

IT WAS A CHANCE TO SEE

IF THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOUR SIDEKICK...

TO FIND OUT WHO "SARA" IS WITHOUT KATIE.

I FOUND OUT SHE'S KIND OF A DOUCHE.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT? SERIOUSLY, MAN.

I MEAN, LAME.

BLAH, BLAH, DELTA. BLAH, BLAH, GWEN'S SO COOL.

UGH!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I MISS THE OLD ME.

[ SIGHS ]

"I MISS THE OLD YOU, TOO, SARA. LET'S BE FRIENDS AGAIN."

YOU KNOW I MISS YOU.

BUT YOU ALSO REALLY SCREWED ME OVER.

COME ON.

I'VE HAD TO LIVE WITH GWEN FOR MONTHS.

ISN'T THAT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH?

CLOSE.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

OKAY, JUST DO ONE MORE THING FOR ME.

GIVE THE JUDGES AN ANONYMOUS TIP

AND TELL THEM THAT THE QUESTIONRE COMPROMISED.

WOW. THAT'S PRETTY NOBLE.

NOT REALLY.

I JUST WANT GWEN TO KNOW

TH WE BEAT DELTA BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER,

NOT JUST BETTER CHEATERS.

DONE.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE AN ASSLOAD MORE STUDYING TO DO.

SARA?

YOU WERE RIGHT. I...

I DID TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED.

I WAS AN IDIOT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ SIGHS ]

HEY, SO, SARA AND I FINALLY BURIED THE HATCHET.

OH.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD IMAGERY FOR FORGIVENESS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, THAT'S GOOD. I KNEW YOU WOULD.

OLD FRIENDS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOURSELF SOME SNACKS,

PREFERABLY HEALTHY?

OHH! FANCY RUNNING INTO YOU.

WE'RE JUST PICKING UP SOME THINGS FOR THE DELTA GIRLS.

LISTEN, LUTIE, I HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY HARD FEELINGS STILL.

BARELY ANY FEELINGS AT ALL.

I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'D BE FRUSTRATED.

I'D BE FRUSTRATED, TOO.

THEN AGAIN, SOME OF US KNOW HOW TO CONTROL OUR DAUGHTERS.

OR HOW TO RAISE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YES, SUMMER, I KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER.

HOW PROUD YOU MUST BE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

I HEARD SUMMER'S TRASH TALK.

WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO DEFEND US?

OH.

SO WE'RE AN "US" NOW, ARE WE?

I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY,

BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D AT LEAST DEFEND ME IN PUBLIC.

WITH WHAT MAC WAND AM I SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU, KATIE?

HUH?

TELL ME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COVER FOR YOUR MISTAKES

WHEN I'M NOT EVEN ON THE ALUMNAE BOARD ANYMORE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ SCOFFS ] MOM?

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO STEP DOWN FROM PRESIDENT-ELECT.

WAIT... THEY FIRED YOU?

THEY TRIED.

I QUIT BEFORE THEY COULD.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

YOU HELPED START THAT CHAPTER. CAN THEY EVEN DO THAT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU?

YOU THINK GWEN AND HER FRIENDS PLAY MIND GAMES?

THESE WOMEN HAVE HAD 20 YEARS TO PERFECT IT.

WELL...

I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE JUST PUNISHING YOU FOR WHAT I DID.

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT I CAN DO?

[ SCOFFS ] I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.

[ SIGHS ]

PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER.

I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH HUMILIATION FOR ONE DAY.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

O0 C1IF EVERYONE COULD SETTLE DOWN, [WE COULD GET STARTED.]

I HOPE YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT RETURNING THOSE QUESTIONS.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST QUESTION...

OH, THIS IS FROM THE PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT.

FREUD QUALIFIED THE UNCONSCIOUS INTO THESE THREE PARTS...

THE ID, THE EGO, AND THE...

[ BUZZER ]

THE PARTHENON.

[ UGHTER ]

INCORRECT.

UH, KAPPA, YOU BUZZED IN NEXT.

YOUR ANSWER?

THAT WOULD BE SUPEREGO.

CORRECT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I'M SURPRISED YOU MISSED AN EGO QUESTION, GWEN.

GAME ON.

[ BUZZING ]

MICRO- AND MACROECONOMICS.

INDEED.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THAT WOULD BE THE FRENCH REVOLUTION?

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AMADEUS! BACH!

DELTA BUZZED FIRST, AND THEY ARE CORRECT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WELL, WE HAVE A TIE,

SO THIS LAST QUESTION WILL BE FOR THE WIN.

OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.

WE ARE GOING TO MIX IT UP A LITTLE

WITH SOME TATE UNIVERSITY HISTORY.

LADIES...

WHICH GREEK HOUSE STARTED THE TRI-CROWN COMPETITION?

DELTA IS FIRST.

THAT WOULD BE DELTA.

I'M SORRY. THAT IS NOT CORRECT.

OVER TO KAPPA.

ACCORDING TO MY MOTHER,

IT WAS STARTED BY THE SCHOOL'S FIRST FIVE FRATERNITIES.

CORRECT. KAPPA WINS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Summer: THERE ARE NO EXCUSES. LISTEN TO ME, GWEN.

THAT PERFORMANCE WAS UNACCEABLE.

DID YOU PREPARE FOR THIS AT ALL?

CRYING IS NOT GONNA GET IT DONE, YOUNG LADY.

I'M NOT CRYING. I'M TIRED.

WELL, I AM TIRED OF THE EXCUSES.

YOU NEED TO PICK IT UP

A WHOLE BUNCH OF DAMN NOTCHES, SWEETHEART,

BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK A FOOL, I LOOK A FOOL.

OKAY. FINE. I GET IT.

ARE WE WINNERS OR LOSERS, GWEN?

HMM? LOOK AT ME.

ARE WE WINNERS OR LOSERS?

[ Voice breaking ] WE'RE WINNERS.

GOOD GIRL.

NOW, GIVE MOM A HUG.

MMM.

WOW.

THAT WAS HARSH.

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING... I STILL CAN'T STAND YOU, BUT...

YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT.

WHATEVER. YOUR MOM IS JUST AS BAD.

ACTUALLY...

SHE'S NOT ANYTHING LIKE YOUR MOM.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOUR MOM DIDN'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO COME.

WE USED TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT STOPPED.

PUBERTY.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M REALLY SORRY, MOM...

ALL MY DRAMA GETTING DUMPED ON YOU.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT.

OH, SWEETIE, IT'S ME WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU.

U WERE JUST EXPECTING ME AND SUMMER TO BEHAVE LIKE ADULTS.

THE TRUTH IS, SEEING YOU HERE, BEING BACK ON CAMPUS...

IT REMINDS ME HOW I FELT BACK THEN,

HOW MUCH POTENTIAL I HAD...

AND, 24 YEARS LATER, HOW LITTLE I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT.

EXCEPT FOR YOU... AND DELTA HOUSE.

OH, COME ON.

Y-YOU DON'T REALLY FEEL THAT WAY, DO YOU?

OH, HONEY, I GOT MARRIED AT 23.

I HAVE LOVED MY LIFE,

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THEY FORGET TO TELL

DOMESTIC GODDESSES LIKE MYSELF.

WHAT?

WELL, THAT WHEN YOU STAY HOME, RAISE YOUR CHILDREN,

KEEP YOUR HOUSE, YOUR FAMILY WILL LOVE YOU,

THEY WILL APPRECIATE YOU...

THEY JUST MIGHT NOT RESPECT YOU.

IS THAT HOW YOU THINK I LOOK AT YOU?

I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF SORORITIES THESE DAYS.

I SUPPOSE I ALWAYS HOPED THAT, ONE DAY,

WHEN YOU BECAME A DELTA,

THAT YOU AT LEAST WOULD UNDERSTAND,

THAT...

...YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME, TOO.

I DO UNDERSTAND...

NOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SO, WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU?

HONESTLY?

GRIND DELTA INTO THE GROUND.

STEAL THE TRI-CROWN. WHAT?

TRUST ME. THE HUMILITY WILL BE GOOD FOR THEM.[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY, I'LL... I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

AND FOR THE RECORD,

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT PROUD OF YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

O0 C1THANK YOU, GAMMAS.

AND W, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HERE WITH THEIR INTERPRETATION OF THIS YEARS'S THEME,

"LOOKING BACK, MOVING FORWARD,"

DELTA BETA THETA.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ JESSIE JAMES' "BLUE JEANS" PLAYS ]

♪ HEY, HEY! ♪

♪ HEY, HEY! ♪

♪ I STEP IN MY BLUE JEANS ♪

♪ HOME-WRECK IN MY BLUE JEANS ♪

♪ GOT IT FROM MY MAMA, SO I'M BLESSED IN MY ♪

♪ I SING IN MY BLUE JEANS ♪

♪ BLING IN MY BLUE JEANS ♪

♪ WHEN I HIT THE COUNTRY CLUB, I GET IN FREE WITH MY ♪

♪ OHH ♪

♪ I'M LIKE, "WHOA" ♪

♪ I GOT A FRESH NEW PAIR, THEY'RE SO DOPE ♪

♪ OHH ♪

♪ I'M LIKE, "WHOA" ♪

♪ I GOT A FRESH NEW PAIR, THEY'RE SO DOPE ♪

♪ H! ♪

♪ I GOT A BRAND NEW PAIR OF BLUE JEANS ♪

♪ ME AND MY POSSE... ♪

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

IT'S LIKE...

LITTLE WHORES ON THE PRAIRIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪ ONE SWEET PERFORMANCE ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARIN' ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ IT'S ABOUT THE WAY YOU WEAR IT ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARIN' ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ IT'S ABOUT THE WAY YOU ♪

♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪

[ ZIPPER ZIPS ]

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ WHEN I BEND AND SNAP ♪

♪ WHEN I STEP AND CLAP ♪

♪ EVERYBODY ELSE... "WH-WH-WHO IS THAT?" ♪

♪ WHEN I'M OUT IN PUBLIC ♪

♪ EVERYBODY LOVES IT ♪

♪ I KNOW WHAT THEY WONDERIN' ♪

♪ WHEN I BEND AND SNAP ♪

♪ WHEN I STEP AND CLAP ♪

♪ EVERYBODY ELSE... "WH-WH-WHO IS THAT?" ♪

♪ WHEN I'M OUT IN PUBLIC ♪

♪ EVERYBODY LOVES IT ♪

♪ I KNOW WHAT THEY WONDERIN' ♪

[ SONG ENDS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Woman: LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE DELTAS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

FOLLOW THAT.

BRING IT, BLONDIE.

Woman: LEAVE IT ON THE STAGE, LADIES.

YOU'RE UP, KAPPA.

[ "AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH" PLAYS ]

Lutie: ♪ MMMMMMMMMM ♪

♪ AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ♪

♪

♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH, BABY ♪

♪ IF YOU NEED ME, CALL ME ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, NO MATTER HOW FAR ♪

♪ DON'T WORRY, BABY ♪

♪ JUST CALL MY NAME, I'LL BE THERE IN A HURRY ♪

♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE, BABY, THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU, BABE ♪

♪ REMEMBER THE DAY I SET YOU FREE ♪

♪ I TOLD YOU YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ME ♪

♪ AND FROM THAT DAY ON I MADE A VOW ♪

♪ I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU WANT ME ♪

♪ SOME WAY, SOME HOW ♪

♪ 'CAUSE, BABY, THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU, BABE ♪

♪ OH, NO, DARLING ♪

♪ NO WIND, NO RAIN ♪

♪ OR WINTER'S COLD ♪

♪ CAN STOP ME, BABY ♪

♪ NO, NO, BABY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU WERE MY GOAL ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE EVER IN TROUBLE, I'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ JUST SEND FOR ME ♪

♪ OHH, BABY ♪

♪ MY LOVE IS ALIVE ♪

♪ WAY DOWN IN MY HEART ♪

♪ ALTHOUGH WE ARE MILES APART ♪

♪ AND IF YOU EVER NEED A HELPING HAND ♪

♪ I'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE JUST AS FAST AS I CAN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE, BABY, THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU, BABE ♪

♪ AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH ♪

♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU, BABE ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE INTENSIFY ]

ON BEHALF OF THE JUDGES,

IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT THE TRI-CROWN TROPHY TO...

KAPPA THETA XI!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GWENDOLYN, SWEETHEART.

SWEETHEART, DON'T YOU WORRY. WE CAN FIX THIS.

THEY CANNOT USE A DELTA IN THEIR SONG.

I AM SURE OF IT. THERE'S GOT TO BE...

MOM...

LET IT GO!

[ Voice breaking ] AS "SOMEONE" ONCE TOLD ME...

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I STILL CAN'T STAND YOU...

...BUT YOU DESERVED WHAT YOU GOT.

♪ NO TIME FOR CYNICAL WHEN LIFE'S SO BEAUTIFUL ♪

♪ GLASS IS EMPTY, SEEMS SO FULL WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT THAT WAY ♪

♪ THE WORLD CAN TRY AND BRING ME DOWN ♪

♪ BUT I WANT TO FLY ♪

♪ THIS IS MY STORY ♪

♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW THE ENDING, BUT IT'S MINE TO WRITE ♪

♪ THIS IS MY STORY ♪

♪ THIS IS MY CHANCE ♪

♪ NOT GONNA SIT IT OUT, I'M GONNA DANCE ♪

♪ I'M GONNA DA-A-A-A-A-A-NCE ♪

THERE'S MY GIRL.

HEY! [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

I-I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.

YOU WERE AMAZING.

THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

DID YOU LIKE IT?

OH, HONEY.

I LOVED IT.

[ SIGHS ]

OHH.

Heather: KATIE!

[ CHEERING ]

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE GOT THE TRI-CROWN?!

JUST ONE SECOND, LADIES.

ONE FOR THE RECORD.

SAY, "GREEK."

GREEK! GREEK! GREEK! GREEK!

♪ THIS IS MY STORY ♪

♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW THE ENDING, BUT IT'S MINE TO WRITE ♪