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{\i1}♪ MTV ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}This season on
the "Tournament of All Stars,"{\i0}
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{\i1}eighteen queens compete
in three brackets{\i0}
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{\i1}for a chance to face off
in the final{\i0}
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{\i1}and win the grand prize
of $200,000.{\i0}
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{\i1}Last week, Bracket 3
competed in the second{\i0}
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of three episodes.
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We are representing
our Season 14 sisters.
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- I agree.
- And you are the bitch.
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I've been called way worse
by way better.
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So--
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For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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you'll be performing
a hoedown throwdown
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at the new drag festival,
Stagecooch.
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All right.
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Yeehaw.
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Do you think, at some point,
that the bottom girls
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should kind of
pool their points
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because one of us needs
a leg up?
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These 1-point boo boos
aren't doing anything.
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They're just keeping
everybody level.
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{\i1}♪ And hit the road, Jack ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ Before we key your car ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ I'll make you forget all
about that other bitch ♪{\i0}
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Denali.
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{\i1}You're out there
on that stage,{\i0}
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whipping your legs
around like a lasso.
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And I don't know how you
do that, but I don't care.
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Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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{\i1}I can tell you're a singer.{\i0}
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And this looks so phenomenal.
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Great job.
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Ginger Minj.
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{\i1}It was funny,{\i0}
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{\i1}but then you had
this sexiness about it,{\i0}
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{\i1}and I loved it.{\i0}
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Like, I could not turn away.
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The top two All Stars
of the week are
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Denali and Ginger Minj.
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Oh, shit.
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Condragulations.
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You've each earned 2 points.
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{\i1}Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,{\i0}
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{\i1}win $10,000,{\i0}
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{\i1}and earn
a coveted extra point.{\i0}
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Ginger Minj, condragulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
- Oh.
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As the bottom four queens,
you each have
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1 MVQ point
that you must give away.
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I'll leave it up
to each of you to decide
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which All Star deserves
your MVQ point.
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Well, well, well.
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OK, OK.
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I thought I'm
gonna to this week.
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{\i1}But it's OK.{\i0}
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{\i1}I hope, like, my sisters,
they get to see.{\i0}
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I have great judges' critiques.
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All of them were
impressed by my vocals.
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All of them were impressed
by my performance.
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{\i1}So let's see.{\i0}
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I want more points.
I want more points.
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Oh, look, Ginger have 6;
Denali, 3.
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Daya, you still have 2.
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Cynthia, Alyssa, and Acid, 1.
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So what do you think, guys?
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It's hard because we've been
so good in this competition.
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- It was a good week--
- All of us.
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for all of us.
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{\i1}Ginger is kind of
my buddy in this bracket.{\i0}
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But since she's in the top,
she has no points to give.
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{\i1}So I'm really banking on Cucu
to make the right decision{\i0}
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{\i1}as a teammate,
and for Alyssa to be true{\i0}
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to her word from "Untucked."
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I'm gonna give my point
to the queen that has,
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since day number one,
been consistent.
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Alyssa, we had a very serious
conversation in "Untucked."
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And you did say that you were
going to base it off of--
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- Consistency.
- consistency.
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And I feel like I have
been very consistent.
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I've been to the top
my first week
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and got literally
no bad critiques this week.
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{\i1}So I should be the person
to receive Alyssa's point.{\i0}
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If that's not how you choose to
vote, that's totally up to you.
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But it is something
I will remember.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, who's here?
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Diva Dog.
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Oh, gosh.
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Ginger have 6 points and
$20,000 already on the board.
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Girl, damn.
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Dinner is on you.
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- Yes, dinner, lunch.
- Right, right.
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How are you, babe?
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I am very proud of
the lip sync that I did.
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In my opinion, it was perfect.
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And I have two choices.
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I can go, "I'm so robbed,
I'm so sad,"
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or I can say I'm in the
top motherfucking two.
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Exactly.
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I have 3 points.
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You have your 3 points.
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I am in the conversation
now to make it to the final.
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- Uh-huh.
- And I am extremely grateful.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I'm gag because the vibe was
Denali, Denali, Denali.
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But at the end of the day,
I am not the judge.
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{\i1}Look, my dogs are barking.{\i0}
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I am ready to relax
into this couch.
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{\i1}But before I can
even settle in,{\i0}
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I'm being told that
some of these girls
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don't think I won the lip sync.
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And it makes me feel
like shit.
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Is anyone in the bottom
ready to give out their points?
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OK, I will do the first
point since nobody else
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wants to give away a point.
- No, no, no.
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I did it first last week.
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And I am going to honor
somebody who has been there
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for me mentally,
who has been there for me
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as a member of my team that
I admire the fuck out of.
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So I'm giving it to Cynthia.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
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For you, my love.
Oh.
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- {\i1}Te amo.{\i0}
- Of course.
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- Thank you.
- Of course.
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Thank you.
Let me go.
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OK, ladies and gentlemen.
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So my point--I think
you work hard with me.
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You were on point
on your lyrics.
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You were on point
on the dancing.
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So you deserve this point.
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- Thank you, Mama.
- Love you.
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Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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I love you.
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I'm gonna try to do
this without emotions.
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I love you all.
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{\i1}In the past week,
I've been trying{\i0}
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to, like, campaign
with all the girls
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{\i1}to pool our points together.{\i0}
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And with one week left,
I feel like Denali
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{\i1}is going to fly to the top.{\i0}
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We've got Daya and Ginger
at the top.
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So I have to help Alyssa
or Cucu to get into the top.
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Ooh.
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It's hard, I know.
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Cucu is my sister.
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And she's from my season.
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And I want to make sure
that my fucking vote
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makes a difference
in your journey
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here on "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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So my point is for my sister,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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And, wow, my voice
sounds crazy right now.
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Yes, it does.
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- But this is for you, Cynthia.
- Aw.
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I want you to have
a fighting chance.
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So much love
from all of you guys.
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So I'm gonna give
this point for a person
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that is in the bottom.
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This person is
being consistent.
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And I thought she was
in the top two.
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So this is {\i1}para{\i0} Puerto Rico,
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Cynthia.
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Oh, yay, Cynthia.
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Mama Cucu.
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You have won 4 point, Mamita.
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Yes!
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{\i1}With these girls, the
criteria for the MVQ points{\i0}
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is that there's
no true criteria.
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{\i1}I'm trying not to show too
much frustration or anger,{\i0}
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but internally
I'm fucking screaming.
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Lovely, ladies.
And that being said--
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Let's get untucked.
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My tuck hurts so
let's get out of drag.
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OK, baby.
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Congratulations, the winner.
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4 points!
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What?
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Girl, please.
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How are you feeling?
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A little annoyed.
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But, you know, like,
what are you going
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to do about it at this point?
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I'm very happy for Cucu.
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Trust me, she totally deserves
all the good in her life.
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What I'm mad at is somebody
that sat on a couch,
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said, whoever did the best,
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that's who I'm gonna give
the points to.
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Anyway.
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If there's anyone that
I have my laser eyes on,
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it's Miss Alyssa Hunter.
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The Hunter is about
to be the hunted, girl.
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It's getting nasty.
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{\i1}♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"{\i0}
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{\i1}receives a one-year supply{\i0}
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{\i1}of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,{\i0}
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{\i1}a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,{\i0}
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{\i1}and a cash prize
of $200,000.{\i0}
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{\i1}With extra special
guest judge, Mayan Lopez.{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ Best drag queen win ♪{\i0}
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Ha ha.
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Pew, pew.
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That looks nice.
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I'm still in first place.
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Pew, pew.
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Pew.
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{\i1}It's a new day
in the Werkroom, honey.{\i0}
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And I'm coming
this last new week
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with {\i1}uno, dos, tres,
quatro puntos,{\i0}
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{\i1}4 points.{\i0}
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Look at that.{\i0}
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What did you say?
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{\i1}That I can advance
for the semifinals?{\i0}
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{\i1}OK, good.{\i0}
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Sorry for all of you.
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Well, how's everybody doing?
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- Good.
- Good.
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Two challenge wins,
that's crazy.
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Yeah, it is crazy.
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You should be
so proud of yourself.
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You know what?
I am really proud of myself.
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But I'm not going to lie.
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I felt, at the end
of last week,
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there was some contention
coming from some
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of the other girls
that was like,
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maybe you don't deserve this.
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And it really kind
of hurt my feelings.
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I'm sorry, but, girl,
you have 6 points.
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You have won two challenges.
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You're going to be fine.
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Shut the fuck up.
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I think, in the moment,
I was so in my space
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about losing the lip sync
or da, da, da, da, da.
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And then after, I was
like, wait, yeah,
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we actually didn't celebrate
Ginger's win or anything.
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It wasn't you.
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Let's go down the line here.
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- And who was it?
- No, it's fine.
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It was Alyssa.
- Of course it was me.
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But at least I'm not fake.
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And I literally say
it to your face.
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Oh, so you think I'm fake?
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I am not fake.
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The only fakeness here
is my Botox, {\i1}mi amor.{\i0}
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I don't know if fake, but--
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We're going to start this?
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OK, we're going to start
this morning like this.
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Perfect.
OK, tell me.
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We were sitting on the
couch, both in "Untucked"
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and over here,
and you said that
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you were going to give your
point to who's been doing well.
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Consistently, uh-huh.
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Consistently.
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I used that word.
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Right.
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I think what you did, like,
literally 10 minutes later
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was a little bit hypocritical.
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Really? Why?
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Well, I was in the top.
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So you're telling
me that Cynthia has
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not been consistently?
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No, I never said that.
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But what I'm saying is,
if you're doing it based off
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of who's had a better track
record in the competition,
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I should have
received that point.
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Obviously, she
misunderstood what I said.
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Like, I never
promised her nothing.
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{\i1}And in this challenge,{\i0}
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{\i1}I think Cynthia
did better than Daya.{\i0}
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{\i1}And her Miley look was
better than Daya to me.{\i0}
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That was a simple dress
that I don't buy it.
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I didn't think that
you deserve my point
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last week because,
to me, you were
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not the best in your group.
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That's my personal thing.
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That's why I don't
give you the point.
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Totally.
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But what you said,
sweetheart, was
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you're doing it based off of--
- Consistently.
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Cynthia is being consistently.
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And she did much
better than you.
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That's what I'm saying.
- OK, OK.
284
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And that's my personal thing.
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You need to respect it, period.
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OK?
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Please, mother.
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Please, ring the alarm.
289
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I've been told way
worse by way better.
290
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Girl, yeah, and
you're still the bitch.
291
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Period.
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Saved by the bell.
All right, girlies, come on.
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All right, guys.
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{\i1}Ooh, girl.{\i0}
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{\i1}She done already
done had herses.{\i0}
296
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Hey, bitches.
297
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- Hey, Ru.
- Hi, Ru.
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{\i1}Everybody say "love."{\i0}
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all: Love.
300
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"Puppy love."
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all: Puppy love.
302
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{\i1}Shantay, you stay.{\i0}
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Now sit.
304
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Now roll over.
305
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Good girl.
306
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Girl, if I roll over,
I can't get back up.
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Hey.
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Hello, hello, hello.
309
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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My All Stars, the desire
to find love is universal.
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It's why we are so fascinated
with TV dating shows.
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They're just so relatable.
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So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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you'll be improving your way
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through TV's
newest dating show,
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"The Golden Bitchelor."
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{\i1}Oh, werk.{\i0}
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Where you'll be playing
canines fighting for the love
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of a golden retriever.
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Werk.
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I love that.
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Now, Acid Betty,
you'll be a Doberman
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who's also a dominatrix.
324
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- Oh.
- Of course.
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Cucu, you'll shake things up
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as a perpetually-nervous
chihuahua.
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It speak to my heart.
328
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And you'll both be
going on a two-on-one date
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with our Golden Bitchelor.
330
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Alyssa, you'll be a frisky mutt
who really gets around,
331
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if you know what I mean.
332
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Ginger, you'll be
a Saint Bernard.
333
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:58,930
A fucking Saint Bernard?
334
00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:02,580
Y'all made me a
motherfucking Saint Bernard?
335
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:07,100
A first-responder who's
also one boozy floozy.
336
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,300
Ooh, I worked
my whole life for this.
337
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:13,890
And you two will be
going on a two-on-one date.
338
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Daya Betty, you'll be
a purebred poodle
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who thinks her doggy doodoo
don't stink.
340
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,890
And Denali, you'll
be a Spaniel,
341
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:25,580
who is an emotional
support dog,
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who happens to be very needy.
343
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And you two will be going
on a two-on-one date.
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Ladykins,
I am excited to reveal
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that this season's Golden
Retriever Bitchelor will
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be portrayed
by the woof-worthy star
347
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,930
of the film "Fire Island,"
Zane Phillips.
348
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,200
What?
349
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,340
Ooh.
350
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,820
Baby, I'm hungry.
351
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Remember, it's a
dog-eat-dog world out there.
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And before this week is over,
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three of you will
be eliminated.
354
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All Stars, start your engines,
355
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,270
and may the
best drag queen win.
356
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,750
- Bitch, I'm so excited.
- Me too.
357
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,930
I'm literally so excited.
358
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,930
Welcome to the canine
drag racing school
359
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for bitches like us.
360
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:13,270
- We got names.
- We have names.
361
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,750
Love this folder!
362
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:19,000
This week's Maxi Challenge
is The Golden Bitchelor.
363
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,170
And I feel a lot of
pressure because,
364
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,960
{\i1}early this morning,
Ginger was mad at me,{\i0}
365
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,790
{\i1}and now we need
to work together.{\i0}
366
00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,790
So, oops.
367
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,550
I don't know what's
gonna happen.
368
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:33,890
Before we start this, I just
want to say that my confidence
369
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,930
is not your concern.
370
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:39,480
So I don't want to go
into this feeling
371
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,440
like there's a wall up
because I want us to succeed.
372
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,240
So that's behind us.
373
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,610
I'm moving forward, if
you're ready to move forward.
374
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,510
I'm ready.
I apologize.
375
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,440
And I just want to be
successful in this challenge.
376
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,480
And we're gonna be.
377
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480
So give me a hug.
378
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,960
I just want that gone.
379
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,580
{\i1}I come from
the world of improv.{\i0}
380
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,030
{\i1}You know, I have won
Snatch Game{\i0}
381
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,550
{\i1}two times at this point.{\i0}
382
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,480
{\i1}I'll be damned if I'm
going to let some drama get{\i0}
383
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,060
in the way of me getting
to the semifinals
384
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,580
because, in improv,
if you don't have
385
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,890
that connection
or that chemistry,
386
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,510
then everything can fall apart.
387
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:19,100
Finally, on the third week,
officially,
388
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,370
we're gonna be
working together.
389
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,720
Yes.
390
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,860
Whatever we can do to get
to the top, we're gonna do.
391
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,060
All right.
392
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:28,510
I feel like I impressed
the judges last week.
393
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,820
{\i1}Te amo.{\i0}
394
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,790
So if I can nail this
with my girl,
395
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:36,270
Cucu La Rucu La
Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
396
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,790
we could get to
the next round together.
397
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,100
You have Doberman.
398
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,650
And a dominatrix.
399
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,550
Do you feel observed?
400
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:50,170
My original inspiration
for Betty was Bettie Page.
401
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,580
{\i1}So I definitely connect
with this character.{\i0}
402
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,030
{\i1}I love fetish.{\i0}
403
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,370
{\i1}I love the fetish community,{\i0}
404
00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:00,650
and I'm representing them.
405
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,270
I want to tell you
a little bit of my idea.
406
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,300
OK, yeah.
407
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,580
Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me.
408
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,610
It's going to be, of course,
a Latino chihuahua
409
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,170
because chihuahuas
are from Mexico.
410
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,410
You know?
411
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,650
But it's going to inspire
a little bit with some,
412
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,410
like, religious elements.
413
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:15,270
Religious, like Catholic?
414
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,680
Uh-huh.
415
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,680
I did not did any improv
challenges on my season.
416
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,440
{\i1}So this is an opportunity
to demonstrate my capability{\i0}
417
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,270
{\i1}as a well-rounded entertainer.{\i0}
418
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:35,480
So I'm a Saint Bernard who
is a retired first responder.
419
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,510
Mine is like, you are a
single mother with 14 puppies.
420
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,680
Damn, that's a slut.
421
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,510
I love it.
422
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,580
Do you have any
improv experience?
423
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,790
So in my season,
I was eliminated
424
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,130
in the improv challenge.
425
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,820
So to me, this is
very important.
426
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,310
What are you doing to me?
427
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,410
I remember Michelle told
me that I was too much.
428
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:05,580
So right now, I have
to control myself
429
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,440
and just be funny,
just enjoy it.
430
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,930
That's what it comes down to.
431
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:11,170
And it's just a lot of
listening and responding.
432
00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:12,510
Yes.
433
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,580
{\i1}I didn't receive any
MVQ points last week.{\i0}
434
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,170
{\i1}So I have to win
this challenge{\i0}
435
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,720
if I want to go
to the semifinal.
436
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,790
So I have to take
all the negativity
437
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,860
with Ginger and Daya Betty off
of my mind and turn this out.
438
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,300
I think you're
going to do great.
439
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,300
Focus, Alyssa.
440
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,060
I'm just a little
nervous because I know
441
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:33,270
that my strong suit doesn't
necessarily lie in improv.
442
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:35,340
OK. That's OK.
443
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,820
What about you?
444
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,990
I actually found,
through "Drag Race,"
445
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,170
that I'm actually kind
of good at improv.
446
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,410
So I actually feel
really confident.
447
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,610
I'm an emotional support dog.
448
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,930
So I'm going to be,
like, literally pawing
449
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,240
at, like, everything, like--
450
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,960
I'm a King Charles Spaniel.
451
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,860
So British.
452
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,340
You're going to do an accent?
453
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,750
Oh, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna be like--
454
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,200
Oh, this
bottle of fine wine, innit?
455
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,580
You know, like just crazy.
456
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,650
- Sounds like Bimini.
- Literally.
457
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:03,890
My poodle show-dog girl isn't
really that much different
458
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:06,650
than my actual personality.
459
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,680
Yeah, literally.
460
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,750
I'm a poodle.
461
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,890
I'm a real bitch.
462
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,480
I don't think
my shit stinks.
463
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,340
- Yeah.
- Wait.
464
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,340
This bitch and I
have a lot in common.
465
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,610
{\i1}But my biggest concern is
I can be a bitch all day,{\i0}
466
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,060
but I have to make
her a funny bitch
467
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,240
because if I'm
not a funny bitch,
468
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,030
{\i1}I'm going to be going home.{\i0}
469
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,790
And nobody really likes that.
470
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,340
I think
we're gonna really slay
471
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,550
this fucking challenge.
- I think so too.
472
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,200
And we're fucking tied, bitch.
473
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,820
We are tied.
Think about it.
474
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,200
If we win this week,
it puts one of us at 5
475
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,680
and the other at 6.
476
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,510
That would put us in a really,
really solid place at the top.
477
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:42,650
But the one person that I have
my eye on in this challenge
478
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is Cucu because she does
have 4 points.
479
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:50,650
And if she ends up in the top,
that could mess up our dynamic.
480
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,240
It all comes down
to this final challenge.
481
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,790
I feel really confident
after my win last week.
482
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,720
{\i1}So if I can keep
this momentum going,{\i0}
483
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,990
I can solidify my place
in the semifinals.
484
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:13,130
{\i1}Hi, I'm Zane.{\i0}
485
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,130
I'm gonna get you.
486
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,680
{\i1}I'm a golden retriever.{\i0}
487
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,990
{\i1}I like long walks on
the beach, sniffing butts,{\i0}
488
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,580
{\i1}and fried chicken.{\i0}
489
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,580
And, yeah, I'm
looking for love,
490
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,270
not just puppy love either.
491
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,550
I want the real deal.
492
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,990
Welcome, Zane.
493
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,200
Thank you.
494
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,100
Now, tell me, what
are you hoping to find?
495
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,130
I've got a big bone, Ru,
496
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,170
and I think I'm ready
to give it to somebody.
497
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,550
Oh, my goodness.
498
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:50,680
Here's a little treat for you.
499
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,890
- Oh.
- Good boy.
500
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,030
Good boy.
- Thank you.
501
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,100
Thank you.
502
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,300
Are you ready
to meet our bitches?
503
00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,370
I think so, Ru.
504
00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:02,930
I'll call the first one now.
505
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:04,930
Ooh! Oh, ow.
506
00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,370
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
507
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,340
I am so sorry, Zane.
508
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,200
My bad, my bad.
509
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,820
Shoot.
510
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,610
I'm sure you already know
who I am, so it's a pleasure.
511
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,820
{\i1}I am Roodle the Poodle.{\i0}
512
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,480
{\i1}I am a miniature poodle.{\i0}
513
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,990
Duh.
514
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,610
And I'm Paws Vegas'
premier show dog.
515
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,890
Also go by Roody.
516
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:35,200
That's what my friend's friend,
owner, calls me.
517
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,480
I'm really just here
for good PR,
518
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,060
and to find love, of course.
519
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:44,240
I've never dated a
golden retriever before,
520
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,030
but a couple have dated me.
521
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,440
I see you have a prize there.
522
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,480
Oh, honey, hold on.
523
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,890
Is your collar too tight?
524
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,370
Because you look
like you're gagging.
525
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,860
Even though I don't
hike my leg when I pee,
526
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,200
I am ready to piss
on these other girls.
527
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,680
This bitch bites.
528
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,720
- Thank you, {\i1}papi.{\i0}
- Woof.
529
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,370
Oh, hello, hello, hello.
530
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,720
Hey.
531
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,510
{\i1}My name is Katiushka
Marineiro Mataburgos{\i0}
532
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,480
And I'm a slutty bitch
from the street.
533
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,130
Mommy have to work, OK?
534
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,580
{\i1}I have a lot of kids.{\i0}
535
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,860
{\i1}So I need money.{\i0}
536
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,300
And also, I'm looking
for {\i1}amor, mi amor,{\i0}
537
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,300
{\i1}y mucho sexo.{\i0}
538
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,680
Look at this, baby.
Look at this.
539
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,750
Oh, oh.
540
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,720
Oh, she's gonna show me her--
541
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,030
Oh, wow.
542
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,130
Baby, look at--
543
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,720
Wow, your litter's
pretty fresh.
544
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,990
He's coming with me,
545
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,790
and he's going
to fall in love.
546
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,550
Believe me.
547
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:37,890
This is your future daddy,
{\i1}mis amores.{\i0}
548
00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:41,480
- Hello.
- Hi.
549
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,580
Who's this cutie?
550
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,890
It's all right, babes.
551
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,930
My name is
Danielle the Spaniel,
552
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,060
and I'm London's premier
emotional support pup.
553
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,750
And I'm here looking for
emotional support of my own.
554
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,200
Ooh, you could be
the bangers to my mash.
555
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,550
I know nothing about bangers.
556
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,370
I do know a lot about banging.
557
00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:59,510
Ooh.
558
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:02,170
Well, bing, bang, bong then.
559
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,100
I feel very calm
being near you.
560
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,510
Well, that's good because
I'm stable as a table.
561
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,820
Ooh.
What was that?
562
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,060
Oh.
563
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:11,100
I guess I'm a little bit
of a nervous person,
564
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:15,100
but I'm here to really open up
emotionally and find love.
565
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,820
Is somebody there?
566
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:19,820
Oh. Ah.
567
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,300
Cheerio.
- OK.
568
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:23,130
Love ya.
569
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:25,720
Oh, my God, Sebastian, stop.
570
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,580
You're going to make
me spill my drink.
571
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,270
Oh, look, you're
such a gatekeeper.
572
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:31,610
Hi.
573
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:35,200
Oh, my dog.
574
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,340
I'm Ginger Mange,
originally from Jersey.
575
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:41,030
The new one, not the old one.
576
00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:44,370
{\i1}I'm a Saint Bernard,
and I am a former rescue dog.{\i0}
577
00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:45,650
What's in there, Ginger?
578
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,240
- Brandy.
- Brandy?
579
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,580
By brandy, I mean
the alcohol, not the singer.
580
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:54,550
But can I ask you,
have you ever--
581
00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:00,200
Have I ever?
582
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,370
Now, my tactic for winning
over the Golden Bitchelor
583
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:07,100
{\i1}is to just get him
really, really drunk.{\i0}
584
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,100
{\i1}And we'll be together forever.{\i0}
585
00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:12,440
Woof!
586
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,060
Oh, I like it
when you get crazy.
587
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,300
You ain't seen nothing yet.
588
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,100
Oh, I've seen it all.
589
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,340
And I've smelt it too.
590
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,720
Well, well, well.
591
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,820
Hi.
592
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:28,100
Is it true you
don't have a master?
593
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,170
I don't see a tag.
594
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:33,370
My master calls me--
Dot Come!
595
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,200
And I am a very obedient girl.
596
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,550
Do you know how to--sit!
597
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,930
That is so good.
598
00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:44,580
I am here to find my soulmate,
599
00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:47,890
{\i1}someone who will sit
and who will also listen,{\i0}
600
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:51,300
someone to go outside potty
in the grass.
601
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,200
You may go play now.
602
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,300
Bye-bye.
603
00:23:57,030 --> 00:24:00,790
Dear Lord of the dogs,
please let him be hot.
604
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,000
Amen.
605
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,860
He is hot!
606
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,100
My name is
Marta Maria Del Valle
607
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,990
de Las Flores Rivera
Martinez de Alendongo,
608
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,030
but you can call me Maria.
609
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:18,370
I've never been
with a dog before.
610
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:22,170
Maybe one of these days
you can teach me to pray.
611
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,790
It's happening!
612
00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:26,990
{\i1}My perfect mate have
to be spiritual{\i0}
613
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,370
because I'm a very
spiritual person.
614
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,130
And also teach me
the ways of the intimacy.
615
00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:36,130
Go on.
616
00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,200
Oh!
617
00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:42,410
Bye!
618
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,100
- Hi, Zane.
- Hi.
619
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,650
You know, they say
all dogs go to heaven.
620
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:53,270
But tonight it's heaven
right here on Earth.
621
00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:55,860
Are you ready for
your two-on-one dates?
622
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,130
Ruff.
623
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,550
Well, Maria, Dot,
I want to thank you
624
00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,170
so much for being here today.
625
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,860
I love the outdoors.
626
00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,650
So today, I thought we could
just be in the park and play.
627
00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:10,890
What are your favorite
things to play with, Maria?
628
00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:13,300
Play with the ball.
629
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:15,270
You know, the stick.
630
00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:17,890
Oh, there's got to be
sticks around here somewhere.
631
00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:18,890
Oh, yes, I know.
632
00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:20,060
Ooh.
633
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,270
Oh, Lord, forgive me.
- Is it under there?
634
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,680
Well, what about you, Dot?
635
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,790
I'm not allowed to do
anything unless I'm told
636
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,300
properly to--get the stick!
637
00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:29,440
Oh.
638
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,480
Wait a minute.
639
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,750
You're famous.
640
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,060
You're the burrito dog!
641
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:39,270
Right?
642
00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:40,610
From the TV.
643
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,990
I'm not that dog.
644
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,130
And it wasn't a burrito.
645
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:45,270
It was a chalupa!
646
00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:46,480
Oh.
647
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,410
There seems to be
another crazy bitch
648
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:50,790
on the other side of my man.
649
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,510
{\i1}I don't like sharing
with anyone else.{\i0}
650
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,610
I hear she was neutered.
651
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,960
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
652
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000
Oh, sorry.
653
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,170
Oh, you're so tense.
654
00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:08,510
Yeah, yeah.
655
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:11,100
I've been--I've been playing
catch every morning, so--
656
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,130
Yeah? Oh, poor thing.
657
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:16,510
My date is going
so far, so good.
658
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,030
{\i1}It's a holy,
spiritual connection.{\i0}
659
00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,510
Oh, that's a squirrel.
660
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:26,890
I have a couple presents
that I wanted to give you.
661
00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:29,240
Ooh, I like presents!
662
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,300
Oh, my God!
663
00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:33,410
I love it.
664
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,270
Will you share
this with me, please?
665
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:38,550
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's share.
666
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,340
Love is in the air.
667
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,000
I can smell it.
668
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,440
And some pee.
669
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,930
Well, there's nothing more that
I love than a spaghetti dinner.
670
00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:50,550
So I thought this would be
a great way for us
671
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:51,990
to get to know each other
a little bit more.
672
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,300
Yes, {\i1}papi,{\i0} of course.
673
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,580
Look at you.
674
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:56,370
Should we make a toast?
675
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,410
Sure.
676
00:26:57,410 --> 00:26:58,720
I don't have any bread.
677
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,750
Here's to the future, right?
678
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,820
A future where we can--
679
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,440
Wait, let me put
the children down.
680
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,480
Here's to the future.
681
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,580
The future.
682
00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:07,960
Cheers.
683
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,300
Well, I gotta say,
K-K-Kantushka--
684
00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:13,650
Katiushka.
685
00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:16,100
I don't quite know if
I'm ready to be a stepdad.
686
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,480
You might be his dad.
687
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,100
He looks like you look.
Look.
688
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,550
Oh, look at you.
689
00:27:20,550 --> 00:27:21,860
You find your daddy.
690
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:24,300
So you're not ready
to be a stepfather,
691
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,270
but what about
a 12-step father?
692
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,580
Would they call
that a sponsor or--
693
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,720
I don't know.
694
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,410
Legally, I'm required
to find one.
695
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:37,240
I have a court-ordered
therapist tell me
696
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,860
that I have to find
somebody to be
697
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,170
with me at all times now.
Yeah.
698
00:27:41,170 --> 00:27:43,860
{\i1}I have this weird neurological
thing where I just--{\i0}
699
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:47,200
I black out every time
I drink a lot.
700
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,410
It's weird.
701
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:52,930
Can I get, uh, three, um,
vodka stingers over here?
702
00:27:52,930 --> 00:27:54,510
Oh, wait, that's rude.
703
00:27:54,510 --> 00:27:56,340
Do you want anything as well?
704
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,240
Let me just get to know
you guys a little bit more.
705
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,580
Oh, yeah.
706
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,610
What is your favorite
kind of toy, Katiushka?
707
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:06,860
My favorite kind
of toy is, like, dildos.
708
00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:09,510
Dildos.
709
00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:12,860
You know dildos?
710
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,790
- That's that pickle bread.
- Yeah.
711
00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:16,030
The dill dough.
712
00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:18,300
When I'm in the street,
I love dildos.
713
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:19,650
Wow.
714
00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:21,990
My date is going so well.
715
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,370
{\i1}Oh, my God, Zane is so hot.{\i0}
716
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,990
So we have a big banana.
717
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,790
Wait, wait, wait, Ginger,
I'm noticing
718
00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:34,890
in your meatball hand
that you have a--a ring.
719
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:37,100
It's a NuvaRing.
720
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,820
It keeps me from--
from getting pregnant.
721
00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,610
- Well, both of you--
- Sorry.
722
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:42,750
Are so lovely.
723
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,100
This gives me a lot
to think about.
724
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,610
But this looks really good.
725
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:47,720
Did you want to--
726
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,300
Oh, let's do this together.
727
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,340
Oh, shh, shh.
728
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,990
My childrens are here.
729
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:59,240
Actually, can
I have all this?
730
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,130
Oh, my God, that pasta's great.
731
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:03,340
That's a vodka sauce.
732
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:04,510
I'm even hungrier now.
733
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,480
Would you, Katuishka?
- I'm down.
734
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,370
Mommy is doing her work.
735
00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:19,030
Mmm.
736
00:29:19,030 --> 00:29:20,790
We have a connection, {\i1}papi.{\i0}
737
00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:22,300
Yeah, that was hot.
738
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:23,990
- {\i1}Mi amor.{\i0}
- Oh, yeah.
739
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,340
I really like her.
740
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,890
And her breath smells terrible.
741
00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:29,510
I think it could be a match.
742
00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:32,410
Is that a--is that a rat?
743
00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:33,680
Hi, ladies.
744
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,550
Thank you so much
for joining me today.
745
00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:38,440
In my mind, cleanliness
is next to dogliness.
746
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,200
So I thought we could
all take a bath.
747
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,130
- Wait.
- Hold up.
748
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:44,960
Is this a flea bath?
749
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,580
Have you been tested?
750
00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:47,960
In the last six months?
751
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,990
I mean, you can never
really be too sure.
752
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,480
Ruffvada.
753
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,000
Des-bone-y.
754
00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:56,060
both: Neutered.
755
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,440
So tell me more about this
beautiful fur color you have.
756
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,930
Is that something
you were born with?
757
00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:03,300
No, I have just
a fabulous stylist.
758
00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:06,240
You might know him--Paw Roach.
759
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,410
It's gorgeous.
760
00:30:07,410 --> 00:30:08,480
You really look stunning.
761
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,510
Thank you.
762
00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:10,580
I appreciate that.
763
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,580
But it's kind of sexy, too.
764
00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,170
Oh, what am I saying?
- So you agree?
765
00:30:14,170 --> 00:30:16,100
You think I'm really sexy?
766
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,240
Yes.
767
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,200
The date's going really well.
768
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,930
I feel great energy between
not just the two of us,
769
00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:24,410
{\i1}but, actually,
the three of us.{\i0}
770
00:30:24,410 --> 00:30:27,100
{\i1}I've never really skedoodled
with a poodle before,{\i0}
771
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,580
but maybe it's time
to switch out
772
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:33,170
that sausage roll
for muffin flops.
773
00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:34,580
Do you work out regularly?
774
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:35,820
It appears so.
775
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:36,820
Sure does.
776
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:38,100
Well, I--
777
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,990
I've been known to catch
a football in my time.
778
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,890
OK, with your mouth
or with your hands?
779
00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:43,370
Arms. Paws.
780
00:30:43,370 --> 00:30:44,890
- So, Danielle--
- Yes?
781
00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:46,270
you're an
emotional support dog.
782
00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:48,060
Well, I also tend
to need a bit
783
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,650
more emotional support myself.
784
00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:50,990
Where do you like to be pet?
785
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,990
How can I help you relax?
- Oh.
786
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,890
Well, I really like to be pet
on the back of my ears.
787
00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,650
That's where it really
feels--ooh, ooh.
788
00:30:58,650 --> 00:30:59,860
Right here?
789
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:04,300
Oh, yeah, that's--
that's everything.
790
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:05,610
And what about you, Roody?
791
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:08,340
Do you like to be pet?
792
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:09,440
Oh, wow.
793
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,300
You both are so flexible.
794
00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,990
Yes, we're--
795
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,370
- Marking our territory.
- Marking my territory.
796
00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:18,890
Oh, OK.
797
00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:20,410
Oh, not in the--
not in the pool.
798
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:22,820
Please, please, not in the tub.
Ugh.
799
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:26,720
All I can say is, bow wow wow.
800
00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,550
Oh.
801
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,930
Meow.
802
00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:37,480
After all this action,
I could really use a nap.
803
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,720
Ah!
804
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,990
Ooh.
805
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,240
I like her.
806
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,860
I like Danielle the Spaniel.
807
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,860
And I don't say that
about a bunch of bitches.
808
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,990
{\i1}The more I get to know her,{\i0}
809
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,170
the more I'm thinking,
fuck the dog,
810
00:31:53,170 --> 00:31:54,610
I'm going to get me a bitch.
811
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,680
So is this a good time
812
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,130
to tell you both
that I have worms?
813
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:04,650
It's time to find out
which lucky bitch is
814
00:32:04,650 --> 00:32:07,240
going to get Zane's big bone.
815
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,990
Well, ladies, you're
all pick of the litter.
816
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,480
But one of you really
got my tail wagging,
817
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,680
if you know what I mean.
818
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,300
The pooch I want to give
my big bone to is--
819
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,580
Wait a minute.
820
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,890
What was that?
821
00:32:32,890 --> 00:32:36,200
I think that was a--
squirrel!
822
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,650
A squirrel?
Find the squirrel.
823
00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:38,650
The squirrel.
824
00:32:38,650 --> 00:32:39,960
Get the squirrel!
825
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,480
Oh, I need that squirrel.
826
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,820
Oh.
827
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:43,960
No, no, Zane.
828
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,170
No, Zane.
829
00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:46,170
Don't--don't go.
830
00:32:46,170 --> 00:32:47,410
No running away.
You're not--
831
00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:48,440
No.
Sorry, Ru.
832
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,100
You gotta hold this.
- What?
833
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:56,790
Alone with a bone,
story of my life.
834
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:02,580
Until next time, have your
pets spayed and neutered.
835
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:05,750
Good night, everybody,
from "The Golden Bitchelor."
836
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,410
The squirrel!
It's a squirrel!
837
00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:08,820
Oh, it's a squirrel.
838
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,580
It's a squirrel!
It's a squirrel!
839
00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:25,610
Runway Funday.
840
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,440
Do you want to see
my choo choo?
841
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,790
Hi, girls.
842
00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:30,100
Pew, pew.
843
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,750
Who needs to see it
when you can smell it?
844
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,990
Today, we're
gonna find out what
845
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,270
these judges think
of our pawformances
846
00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:38,610
in The Golden Bitchelor.
847
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,340
Eh? Eh?
848
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,340
Our last day.
849
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:43,100
The challenges are done.
850
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,340
I am at the top of
the pack with 6 points.
851
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:49,030
But I've seen how
all of this can change
852
00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:50,650
in the blink of an eye.
853
00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:52,930
{\i1}And this is
my fourth time here.{\i0}
854
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:55,410
{\i1}Wouldn't it be
embarrassing if I don't{\i0}
855
00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,030
{\i1}make it to the semifinals?{\i0}
856
00:33:57,030 --> 00:34:02,440
I swear for God, thou shalt
put me in the toppeth two-eth,
857
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,990
please-eth, and thank you-eth.
858
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,580
Acid, what about you, baby?
859
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,790
How do you feel
about the challenge?
860
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:10,060
I feel--great!
861
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,480
- You had funny-ass moments.
- You were funny.
862
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,750
I was like, wait a minute,
Acid's kind of eating.
863
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,270
Yeah, and she looked
cool as shit.
864
00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:18,410
- That's all that matters.
- Yeah.
865
00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:19,860
{\i1}Acid did phenomenal.{\i0}
866
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:22,410
I think we were one
of the strongest duos
867
00:34:22,410 --> 00:34:24,300
on this Maxi challenge
performance.
868
00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:28,680
And I'm happy for that because
we both want those points.
869
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,550
I've been doing
a little math.
870
00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,580
The points, I mean,
they seem like there's
871
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:35,410
a big difference
between the girls,
872
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,030
but there's not exactly.
873
00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:39,790
I'd like to throw out there,
I won $20,000,
874
00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:42,060
and I am not opposed
to buying points.
875
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,990
- LOL.
- Oh.
876
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,200
Oh, she's campaigning.
877
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,930
Well, well, well, well, well.
878
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:50,270
I will pay you
$10,000 right now.
879
00:34:50,270 --> 00:34:51,930
{\i1}I think we're all
a little nervous.{\i0}
880
00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:53,440
Everybody did really well.
881
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,720
{\i1}And the judges could
reward whomever.{\i0}
882
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,340
And that's kind of scary
because I haven't been playing,
883
00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,990
{\i1}like, a
friendship-type game here.{\i0}
884
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,480
{\i1}And if I happen
to be in the bottom,{\i0}
885
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,960
I'm not sure if I have
anybody's support.
886
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,440
Do you think anybody's going
to try to pull a stunt today?
887
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,650
You know, I don't know.
888
00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:14,790
I hope not.
889
00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:20,340
I hope people recognize
the hard work
890
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:25,300
that everyone's been doing,
but also stay true to words
891
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:26,790
that they've said.
892
00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:29,790
I am feeling a little frazzled
893
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:32,890
{\i1}because I am tied with Denali
for third place.{\i0}
894
00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:35,480
And, to be honest,
I don't think I should
895
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,340
{\i1}even be in this position.{\i0}
896
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,750
Alyssa, I'm gonna bring
you into this conversation
897
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,170
just because this
is part of us.
898
00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:45,340
I'm hearing.
899
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:46,410
- Yes.
- Yeah.
900
00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:50,130
Hallelujah.
901
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,680
So I hold truth behind words.
902
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,240
You have the right to play the
game however you want to play.
903
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,960
But my trust is a little
shattered with you.
904
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,960
I'm playing fair,
in my perspective.
905
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,860
Technically, if you're
just gonna go by, like,
906
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:09,510
points or, like, standing--
907
00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:12,030
- Yeah, you were in the top.
- I would have been--
908
00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:13,750
at least on a scale,
I would have been
909
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,440
like 1 point more
on the scale, but I hope--
910
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,890
You were in the top because
the judges decide that.
911
00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:20,440
In my opinion, Cynthia and I--
912
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,890
But that's not what you
said in "Untucked," though.
913
00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,300
That's not what you said.
914
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,680
I just want to be able to
know that I can trust you.
915
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,410
And I don't know
if I can do that.
916
00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,960
Points matter to me.
917
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,030
This matters matter to me.
- Points matter for all of us.
918
00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:33,170
It does.
It does.
919
00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:34,480
But I already gave
my point to Cynthia
920
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,750
because she deserved that too.
921
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,930
I understand that,
but I want you to understand
922
00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:38,100
why I'm frustrated.
923
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,130
You were not true
to your word last week.
924
00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:41,820
It is frustrating
because points matter.
925
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:42,820
My God.
926
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:44,580
Daya, you need to stop, please.
927
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,580
I think she's not mad at me.
928
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,550
She is mad that Cynthia
right now is
929
00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:50,550
{\i1}in second place and not her.{\i0}
930
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:53,000
{\i1}Mi amor,{\i0} don't
take it out on me.
931
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,890
Cynthia, Mama.
932
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:56,930
Yeah?
933
00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:58,240
I just want to
let you know, like,
934
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,130
all of just the conversation
that I've been having
935
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:03,370
with Alyssa and stuff,
it's not because I don't
936
00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:04,750
think you deserve points.
937
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,860
Please don't ever think
it's because of that reason
938
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:09,580
because--that's why
I gave you my points.
939
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:10,860
She's telling that
she deserves it.
940
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:12,990
But that's not the point
I'm making, girl.
941
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,440
That's not the point
I'm making.
942
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,680
But the point I'm making is--
943
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,170
Just stop being
dramatic, baby.
944
00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:18,890
Girl, I don't think you're
945
00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:20,240
understanding what
I'm trying to say.
946
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,440
Start doing your makeup, please.
947
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,510
Shut up.
948
00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,170
The girls are
starting to crack.
949
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,550
She's so upset.
950
00:37:25,550 --> 00:37:27,170
I'm not upset.
951
00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:29,480
I just want you to understand
why I was upset to begin with.
952
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,030
Are you happy
with your 3 points?
953
00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:33,410
I would be happy
with an extra point.
954
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,860
And I would have had that
last week if you would have
955
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,860
been true to your word, girl.
956
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:41,370
Uh-oh, here it comes.
957
00:37:41,370 --> 00:37:43,130
Coño!
958
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,440
Everybody duck.
959
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,030
The tension is real.
960
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,030
Shut up for you.
- Ah!
961
00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:48,170
- Shut up for you.
- Ah!
962
00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:49,860
- For you too.
- Ah.
963
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:52,860
There's just only three spots
to advance to the semifinals.
964
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,860
And all my sisters,
all these {\i1}perras,{\i0}
965
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,030
they want to dance here.
966
00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:59,790
So this is gonna
be a fierce fight.
967
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,790
Right on the shoulders,
if you could.
968
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:06,510
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, oh.
969
00:38:06,510 --> 00:38:08,300
Oh, yeah. Ahh.
970
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,610
{\i1}♪ Cover girl ♪{\i0}
971
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:14,790
{\i1}♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪{\i0}
972
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:18,750
{\i1}Walk.{\i0}
973
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,300
{\i1}♪ Cover girl ♪{\i0}
974
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:22,340
{\i1}♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪{\i0}
975
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,610
{\i1}♪ Head to toe ♪{\i0}
976
00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,860
{\i1}♪ Let your whole body talk ♪{\i0}
977
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,890
{\i1}♪ Cover girl{\i0}
- Come on.
978
00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:29,200
{\i1}♪ And what? ♪{\i0}
979
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,820
Welcome to the main stage
980
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,030
of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."
981
00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:36,990
My top dog, Michelle Visage.
982
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,030
Ru, I didn't come to play.
983
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:42,100
I came to spay and neuter.
984
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,610
She's one classy Lassie.
985
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:48,960
It's Ts Madison.
986
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,130
Hey, Ru.
987
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,750
Can I pitch you a new show?
- Sure.
988
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,930
It's called "Doggy Style."
989
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:57,200
And I'm not talking
about fashion.
990
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,340
Ooh.
991
00:38:58,340 --> 00:39:01,650
Coming soon to
Bow Wow Presents Plus.
992
00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:08,990
And she's always best
in show, Mayan Lopez.
993
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,200
Hello, my love.
994
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,580
Nice to see you again, Ru.
995
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:14,240
Although, I think you
mean beast in show.
996
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,860
Beast.
997
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,960
This week, we challenged
our All Stars
998
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:24,610
to unleash their improv skills
in The Golden Bitchelor.
999
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:28,610
And tonight on the runway,
category is Paper Dolls.
1000
00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:31,030
All Stars, start your engines.
1001
00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:34,240
And may the best
drag queen win.
1002
00:39:35,550 --> 00:39:38,480
{\i1}♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪{\i0}
1003
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,440
The category is Paper Dolls.
1004
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,130
Up first, Alyssa Hunter.
1005
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:45,440
I heard she's a tricera-top.
1006
00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:48,860
{\i1}I'm wearing something
that represents{\i0}
1007
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,030
{\i1}my island, Puerto Rico.{\i0}
1008
00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:51,650
It's called {\i1}el vejigante.{\i0}
1009
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:54,550
{\i1}It is a mask that is made
by newspaper.{\i0}
1010
00:39:54,550 --> 00:39:56,680
{\i1}And we use this mask
for carnivals.{\i0}
1011
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,030
{\i1}It's very traditional.{\i0}
1012
00:39:58,030 --> 00:40:00,100
Are those bulldaggers?
1013
00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:03,860
{\i1}It's heavy as fuck.{\i0}
1014
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,480
{\i1}But, baby, I don't care
because I feel like a goddess{\i0}
1015
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,890
{\i1}in this costume.{\i0}
1016
00:40:07,890 --> 00:40:08,990
I like her show.
1017
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,270
I think I'm going to tape it.
1018
00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:17,100
Next, Ginger Minj.
1019
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,270
To queef or not to queef?
1020
00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:21,440
That is the question.
1021
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,410
{\i1}This is probably
my favorite runway outfit{\i0}
1022
00:40:23,410 --> 00:40:25,300
{\i1}I've ever worn
in my entire life.{\i0}
1023
00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:27,650
{\i1}This combines
all of the elements{\i0}
1024
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:29,610
{\i1}of who Ginger Minj is.{\i0}
1025
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,060
I've heard
of pearl necklaces,
1026
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:33,370
but a pearl headband?
1027
00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:34,890
{\i1}It's costumey.{\i0}
1028
00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,240
{\i1}It's couture.{\i0}
1029
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,370
{\i1}It's made out
of Shakespearean plays.{\i0}
1030
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:42,610
I heard she does love
a good ream--of paper.
1031
00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:47,100
{\i1}♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪{\i0}
1032
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,240
{\i1}Up next, Denali.{\i0}
1033
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,750
Don't look now,
but somebody's behind you.
1034
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:57,610
{\i1}I am walking in the most
incredible paper recreation{\i0}
1035
00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:01,170
{\i1}of an{\i0} alebrije, {\i1}which is
a Mexican folk spirit animal.{\i0}
1036
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,990
How much for just one wing?
1037
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,060
{\i1}And I wanted to dedicate
it to my drag family,{\i0}
1038
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,610
{\i1}which is the Fox family.{\i0}
1039
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:10,060
{\i1}And I feel really proud to
represent my heritage in it.{\i0}
1040
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:13,790
I don't know about you,
but I don't give a flying fox.
1041
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:16,240
Shall we fox now
or fox later?
1042
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,370
Daya Betty.
1043
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,930
Ooh, someone needs
to hydrate.
1044
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,890
Oh, diabolical.
1045
00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:29,340
{\i1}Growing up, I really
didn't play with dolls.{\i0}
1046
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,960
{\i1}It was not really
a thing in my house.{\i0}
1047
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,200
My doll, as a child, was bugs.
1048
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,890
Mm. She really tips
the scales.
1049
00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:40,170
{\i1}In this look, the shells
that are covering me{\i0}
1050
00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:42,720
{\i1}head to toe are made of paper.{\i0}
1051
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:46,370
{\i1}I feel equal parts
glamour and freaky.{\i0}
1052
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,790
And that is the world
that Daya Betty brings.
1053
00:41:48,790 --> 00:41:51,680
She likes to use
an "arma-dildo."
1054
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:55,200
- Michelle.
- Oh, yeah.
1055
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,060
{\i1}♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪{\i0}
1056
00:41:57,060 --> 00:41:59,650
Up next, Acid Betty.
1057
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:00,820
I knew it.
1058
00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,680
She does get her hair frosted.
1059
00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:07,790
{\i1}I am wearing
head-to-toe paper,{\i0}
1060
00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:09,550
{\i1}Marie Antoinette realness.{\i0}
1061
00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:12,060
She's letting out
a "Ver-sigh."
1062
00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:14,750
{\i1}I am telling a little
story about the patriarchy.{\i0}
1063
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,410
{\i1}The front of me is beautiful.{\i0}
1064
00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:18,100
{\i1}And everything is
getting along great{\i0}
1065
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,200
{\i1}because the patriarchy is
in control.{\i0}
1066
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,580
{\i1}And in reality, it's,
no, fight the power.{\i0}
1067
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,270
{\i1}We shall eat the rich.{\i0}
1068
00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:28,200
Oh, she's here
to light this bitch up.
1069
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,650
OK.
1070
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:32,790
Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
1071
00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,170
You've heard of blue balls.
1072
00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:39,410
{\i1}My paper doll look,
I call it Remission Fiesta{\i0}
1073
00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:42,680
{\i1}because I'm celebrating
my liver cancer remission.{\i0}
1074
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,510
{\i1}It's color green
for liver cancer awareness.{\i0}
1075
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:47,860
And this is my moment
to celebrate
1076
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:51,060
something so important
and so personal in my life.
1077
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:53,170
Don't stand next
to an open flame.
1078
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:57,890
{\i1}♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪{\i0}
1079
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,170
Welcome, Queens.
1080
00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:09,890
"Tournament of All Stars" rules
are in full effect.
1081
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:13,680
Tonight, I will name the
top two All Stars of the week.
1082
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,370
And each will receive 2 points.
1083
00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:20,270
Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance
1084
00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:26,170
to win $10,000
and one extra point.
1085
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:29,890
This is the last week
of your bracket.
1086
00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:33,610
Tonight, the top three queens
with the most points will
1087
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:36,440
continue on to the semifinals
1088
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:42,410
and the chance to win
a grand prize of $200,000.
1089
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:44,480
Wow.
1090
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,750
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
1091
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:50,410
First up, Alyssa Hunter.
1092
00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:52,720
This, tonight on the runway,
is fantastic.
1093
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,930
This is gorgeous.
This is different.
1094
00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:55,790
This is daring.
This is edgy.
1095
00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:57,270
This is paper.
1096
00:43:57,270 --> 00:44:00,410
I love just seeing all the
little details, the bracelets.
1097
00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:02,300
This is beautiful.
This is avant-garde.
1098
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:03,960
- Gracias.
- De nada.
1099
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,930
In the challenge,
looking at you in the costume
1100
00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:09,580
was cute, but there
were only a couple
1101
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,790
of moments for me that lasted.
1102
00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:14,610
I think the hard part
in this improv is sustaining.
1103
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:17,270
So you have a big banana?
1104
00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:18,790
It's like,
once you get there,
1105
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:22,960
you got to hold it and make us
laugh without falling behind.
1106
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,610
I think I lost
you a little bit.
1107
00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:28,200
Up next, Ginger Minj.
1108
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,130
Ginger, improv
is your wheelhouse.
1109
00:44:31,130 --> 00:44:33,340
Like, it was just coming
to you so fast.
1110
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,990
{\i1}You and Zane really
had great chemistry.{\i0}
1111
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,610
{\i1}I think you played
off of each other.{\i0}
1112
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:39,990
You were present,
and you were listening.
1113
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,170
What about a 12-step father?
1114
00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:44,890
And that made all the jokes
you came up with work.
1115
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:47,130
It was so exciting to watch.
1116
00:44:47,130 --> 00:44:51,580
OK, so this look, I want
to do a PSA to camera.
1117
00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:57,680
Marie Antoinette and things
from that ilk can stop now!
1118
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,680
We've seen it all.
1119
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:05,030
However, I love that you put
critical books on display here,
1120
00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:07,750
especially when books are
under fire for us right now.
1121
00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,960
Every single piece
of paper you see,
1122
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,580
I typed it out by hand.
1123
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:14,610
I found every scene that dealt
with cross-dressing
1124
00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:16,820
or drag or anything like that.
1125
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:20,130
And so it really just
kind of tells my story.
1126
00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,060
- Really good.
- Thank you.
1127
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,240
Up next, Denali.
1128
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,030
I love this.
1129
00:45:26,030 --> 00:45:28,340
I'm Mexican and Cuban myself.
1130
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:29,930
And so it's just
really beautiful
1131
00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:33,340
that you're incorporating
the culture into these looks.
1132
00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:34,930
I love the whole look.
It's fantastic.
1133
00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,100
Thank you.
1134
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:38,030
You were an emotional
support animal.
1135
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:39,510
And, like, you're
the therapist type of--
1136
00:45:39,510 --> 00:45:40,990
very funny.
- Right.
1137
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,440
I wanted more of that--
- OK.
1138
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,930
{\i1}Because, like, you switched
to, like, nervous Nelly.{\i0}
1139
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:44,960
{\i1}Yeah, yeah, yeah.{\i0}
1140
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,790
- And that confused me.
- Totally.
1141
00:45:46,790 --> 00:45:48,680
You did sort of do a shift
1142
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,750
{\i1}once you got
into the flea bath.{\i0}
1143
00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,510
{\i1}- Right.
- But it was a good shift.{\i0}
1144
00:45:52,510 --> 00:45:54,130
It was the shift that
needed to happen.
1145
00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:55,410
- Thank you.
- We was just a little confused
1146
00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:57,790
earlier on
of what you were doing.
1147
00:45:57,790 --> 00:45:58,990
- I understand.
- Yeah, yeah.
1148
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,930
But it's very funny.
Thank you.
1149
00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:03,550
Up next, Daya Betty.
1150
00:46:03,550 --> 00:46:04,820
I feel like I got
your character
1151
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:06,240
before you even said a word.
1152
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:09,440
{\i1}You really gave the scene
a great energy.{\i0}
1153
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,510
I absolutely loved it.
1154
00:46:10,510 --> 00:46:12,750
I loved watching
you become her.
1155
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,340
We knew what you were
doing when you walked in.
1156
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,550
It was magical.
1157
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:18,750
{\i1}The characterization
was really good.{\i0}
1158
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,930
I think it was a good night
for you, honestly.
1159
00:46:20,930 --> 00:46:22,990
I thought you did
really, really well.
1160
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,820
All of this is amazing,
like, from head to toe,
1161
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:30,790
makeup, horns, everything.
1162
00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:32,240
I was like, child,
this is the way I'm
1163
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,300
going to hell, just like that.
1164
00:46:37,890 --> 00:46:40,060
Up next, Acid Betty.
1165
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:43,270
You know what?
Despite my hatred of--
1166
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:44,890
it's not hatred.
I love it.
1167
00:46:44,890 --> 00:46:46,580
- Your disclaimer.
- But no shame.
1168
00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:47,930
Because you know what?
1169
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,960
The fact that this is all paper
is out of control.
1170
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,580
And you deserve the A-plus
that comes with it.
1171
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,750
Thank you.
1172
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,860
So you got to play
a Doberman Pinscher.
1173
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:59,170
{\i1}And, Betty, I was
really proud of you.{\i0}
1174
00:46:59,170 --> 00:47:00,240
Thank you.
1175
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,510
I thought what
you did was smart.
1176
00:47:02,510 --> 00:47:04,030
I thought you looked great.
1177
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,410
And you made me laugh because
you stuck with your character.
1178
00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:10,100
Can I say that every
time you said "sit" I--
1179
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:13,650
I took a seat in my chair,
like, every single time.
1180
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:16,550
I was just in the moment,
like, watching you,
1181
00:47:16,550 --> 00:47:18,550
and it was amazing.
- Thank you.
1182
00:47:18,550 --> 00:47:22,030
Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
1183
00:47:22,030 --> 00:47:24,030
Cucu.
1184
00:47:24,030 --> 00:47:26,930
I was like, I get
to finally say that.
1185
00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:30,440
{\i1}I loved the clear
point of view.{\i0}
1186
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,240
You had some--some really
good moments in there.
1187
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,930
You know, you did break
the improv rule where you said,
1188
00:47:36,930 --> 00:47:40,790
no, I'm not
the fast food chihuahua.
1189
00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:42,170
And it wasn't a burrito.
1190
00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:43,930
It was a chalupa!
1191
00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:45,680
But then you saved it and
turned it around with being
1192
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,510
like, it was a chalupa,
you know?
1193
00:47:47,510 --> 00:47:49,270
Like, you made that your own.
1194
00:47:49,270 --> 00:47:52,270
I laughed from the time
I saw you to the end.
1195
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,030
I wanted to see more of you.
1196
00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:56,680
But, girl, this is a no.
1197
00:47:57,890 --> 00:48:00,480
You wrapped some balls
around your waist,
1198
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,170
and then you put
this paper over here.
1199
00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:05,030
You should have rethought that.
1200
00:48:05,030 --> 00:48:08,440
At this level of creativity,
if you look amongst the stage,
1201
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,790
it just is too simple.
1202
00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:12,030
Thank you, All Stars.
1203
00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:13,410
I think we've heard enough.
1204
00:48:13,410 --> 00:48:15,480
While you untuck backstage,
1205
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,790
the judges and I will
deliberate.
1206
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,580
Oh, and one last detail.
1207
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:22,860
Uh-oh.
1208
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:25,860
This week's bottom four
queens must give away
1209
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:30,410
their MVQ points
on the main stage
1210
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:33,720
immediately following
the final lip sync.
1211
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,100
- OK.
- Oof.
1212
00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:38,960
You may leave the stage.
1213
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,030
All right, now,
1214
00:48:43,030 --> 00:48:45,060
just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?
1215
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,510
I think Alyssa Hunter
was really strong
1216
00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:49,060
{\i1}when she first came in,{\i0}
1217
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,610
{\i1}but then she kind of
faded away for me.{\i0}
1218
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,240
I don't think she
knew where to go.
1219
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,130
Even when they were
on the date,
1220
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:57,440
you can kind of see that
Zane went to Ginger first.
1221
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,550
Yeah, she wasn't listening
enough to Zane.
1222
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:04,370
{\i1}All right, let's talk about
her scene partner, Ginger.{\i0}
1223
00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:06,650
Listen, we've seen all
those other skinny bitches.
1224
00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:08,860
That Saint Bernard came
in and ran them down.
1225
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:10,410
OK.
1226
00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:13,990
{\i1}The way that she volleyed
off of Zane, it was amazing.{\i0}
1227
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,720
{\i1}You know,
even little mannerisms,{\i0}
1228
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,580
like putting the meatball
in the drink,
1229
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,030
and just how she was sitting,
1230
00:49:20,030 --> 00:49:22,300
I understood this woman.
1231
00:49:22,310 --> 00:49:25,030
Ginger has years
of experience,
1232
00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:26,890
and it all showed tonight.
1233
00:49:26,890 --> 00:49:28,860
{\i1}Denali, her character
was adorable.{\i0}
1234
00:49:28,860 --> 00:49:30,270
{\i1}It was fun.{\i0}
1235
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:32,130
{\i1}But it was too kind of
all over the place for me.{\i0}
1236
00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:33,480
By the time she
got to the hot tub,
1237
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,030
she was able to have more fun.
1238
00:49:35,030 --> 00:49:36,580
- Mm-hmm.
- She came to life there.
1239
00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:38,100
{\i1}With Daya, she did great.{\i0}
1240
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,990
{\i1}She was the character.{\i0}
1241
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,510
It was really, really good.
1242
00:49:41,510 --> 00:49:44,680
I think Daya Betty's
got such star quality.
1243
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,960
{\i1}On the runway, that
was absolutely stellar.{\i0}
1244
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,650
I'm just really proud
of her growth
1245
00:49:48,650 --> 00:49:51,030
and who she is as a drag queen.
1246
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,170
I love being able to see
the evolution of Acid Betty.
1247
00:49:54,170 --> 00:49:57,200
This look tonight, I think she
absolutely looked beautiful.
1248
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,510
In your challenge, if you
can tell your partner to sit,
1249
00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:02,720
and I sit, you got control
and command over me.
1250
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,480
Now, I was a little confused
because she was a dominatrix
1251
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,030
and then she was submissive.
1252
00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:10,650
So I didn't necessarily laugh,
1253
00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:14,170
but she has certainly evolved
since she was here last.
1254
00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:16,480
{\i1}I enjoyed Cucu in
The Golden Bitchelor.{\i0}
1255
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,790
{\i1}I thought her character
was fun.{\i0}
1256
00:50:17,790 --> 00:50:19,370
Like the constant,
"I've never been
1257
00:50:19,370 --> 00:50:21,370
with a dog before,"
it was--
1258
00:50:21,370 --> 00:50:23,340
stuff like that was so funny.
1259
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,750
Now, what's forgettable?
1260
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,680
Those green balls and stuff.
1261
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,060
{\i1}I was like, girl, no.{\i0}
1262
00:50:28,060 --> 00:50:29,060
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
1263
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,410
Listen, execution
is everything.
1264
00:50:30,410 --> 00:50:31,960
And it was--
it looked cheap.
1265
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,790
- Yeah.
- All right, silence.
1266
00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:36,240
I have made my decision.
1267
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,580
Bring back my All Stars.
1268
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:41,200
- Your bitches?
- Mm-hmm.
1269
00:50:48,270 --> 00:50:50,130
Welcome back, All Stars.
1270
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,240
Based on your
Golden Bitchelor performances
1271
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:57,030
and your Paper Dolls
runway presentation,
1272
00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:59,060
I've made some decisions.
1273
00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:02,200
The top two All Stars
of the week are...
1274
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,130
Ginger Minj.
1275
00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:13,680
And Daya Betty.
1276
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,440
Yay!
1277
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,930
- Oh, God.
- Congrats.
1278
00:51:16,930 --> 00:51:19,030
Congratulations.
1279
00:51:19,030 --> 00:51:20,340
Condragulations.
1280
00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:23,890
You've each earned 2 points.
1281
00:51:23,890 --> 00:51:26,750
The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.
1282
00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:29,440
Break a leg.
1283
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,790
Slay your game, bitch.
Slay your game.
1284
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:38,170
Ginger, Daya,
1285
00:51:38,170 --> 00:51:41,650
this week,
you both bow-wow-wowed us.
1286
00:51:41,650 --> 00:51:45,890
But, tonight, there
can only be one winner.
1287
00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:49,440
Two All Stars stand before me.
1288
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,100
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,
1289
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:58,550
win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point
1290
00:51:58,550 --> 00:52:01,820
in the
"Tournament of All Stars."
1291
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:04,650
The time has come for you
1292
00:52:04,650 --> 00:52:11,680
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!
1293
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,410
{\i1}Me and Ginger have
been here before.{\i0}
1294
00:52:15,410 --> 00:52:18,680
And I know how sickening of
a lip syncer that Ginger is,
1295
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,270
but this extra point
will secure
1296
00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:22,960
{\i1}my spot in the semifinals.{\i0}
1297
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,410
{\i1}So Betty is going all out.{\i0}
1298
00:52:25,410 --> 00:52:30,240
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1299
00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:32,960
{\i1}♪ Ooh ♪{\i0}
1300
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,510
{\i1}♪ Yeah, girl ♪{\i0}
1301
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,510
{\i1}♪ Said a small boy
once asked ♪{\i0}
1302
00:52:41,510 --> 00:52:43,580
{\i1}♪ When will I grow up? ♪{\i0}
1303
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:48,100
{\i1}♪ When will I see what
grown-ups do see? ♪{\i0}
1304
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,240
{\i1}♪ And inspired to come
of age ♪{\i0}
1305
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,510
{\i1}♪ He would act an older age ♪{\i0}
1306
00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:56,060
{\i1}♪ To be recognized is
quite another mess ♪{\i0}
1307
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,860
{\i1}♪ And Mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1308
00:52:57,860 --> 00:53:00,720
{\i1}♪ Take your time, young man ♪{\i0}
1309
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,370
{\i1}♪ And Mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1310
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:04,820
{\i1}♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪{\i0}
1311
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,750
{\i1}♪ Mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1312
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,440
{\i1}♪ Take it in your stride ♪{\i0}
1313
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,130
{\i1}♪ Mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1314
00:53:11,130 --> 00:53:12,680
{\i1}♪ Live your life ♪{\i0}
1315
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,990
{\i1}Ginger is, once again,
owning the stage{\i0}
1316
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,300
{\i1}with her presence.{\i0}
1317
00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:19,860
{\i1}And Daya, she's got moves.{\i0}
1318
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:23,990
You can feel that they both
want to take home the prize.
1319
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,680
{\i1}♪ You're young, so enjoy ♪{\i0}
1320
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,890
{\i1}♪ Don't hold on back ♪{\i0}
1321
00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:33,170
{\i1}♪ Do all you want to do ♪{\i0}
1322
00:53:33,170 --> 00:53:37,370
{\i1}♪ Now is the time
for you to strive ♪{\i0}
1323
00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:41,410
{\i1}♪ For you to get better
in what you are doing ♪{\i0}
1324
00:53:41,410 --> 00:53:43,170
- Whoo!
- Hey!
1325
00:53:43,170 --> 00:53:44,300
Yes!
1326
00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:45,300
{\i1}♪ Oh ♪{\i0}
1327
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:51,370
{\i1}♪ Mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1328
00:53:51,370 --> 00:53:52,930
{\i1}♪ Live your life ♪{\i0}
1329
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,720
{\i1}♪ And mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1330
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,170
{\i1}♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪{\i0}
1331
00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:58,860
{\i1}♪ And mama used to say ♪{\i0}
1332
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:01,680
{\i1}♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪{\i0}
1333
00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:09,000
- Whoo!
- Yeah, girlie!
1334
00:54:10,410 --> 00:54:11,960
Whoo!
1335
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,580
All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1336
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:20,960
Daya Betty, condragulations.
1337
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,550
You're a winner.
1338
00:54:24,890 --> 00:54:28,200
You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
1339
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,990
And you've earned
an extra point.
1340
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,100
Condragulations.
1341
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,100
Good job, girlie.
1342
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:34,790
Thank you all so, so much.
1343
00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:40,030
Cynthia, Denali,
Alyssa, and Acid Betty,
1344
00:54:40,030 --> 00:54:41,410
please step forward.
1345
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,930
Bottom four,
it's time for you
1346
00:54:49,930 --> 00:54:55,030
to give your MVQ point
to the All Star you believe
1347
00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:58,990
is the Most Valuable Queen
of the Week.
1348
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,440
Choose wisely because
your MVQ point could
1349
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:08,610
determine which queens advance
to the semifinals.
1350
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:11,510
In the event of a tie,
I will choose who moves
1351
00:55:11,510 --> 00:55:13,340
forward to the semifinals.
1352
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:18,440
The current scores are
Ginger with 8 points,
1353
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,580
Daya Betty with 6 points.
1354
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:23,820
Cynthia Lee Fontaine
has 4 points.
1355
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,030
Denali has 3 points.
1356
00:55:26,030 --> 00:55:30,270
Alyssa Hunter and Acid Betty
both have 1 point.
1357
00:55:31,820 --> 00:55:37,480
Queens, write down
the name of your MVQ now.
1358
00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:42,440
{\i1}Daya and Ginger already
have two of the three spots{\i0}
1359
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,750
{\i1}to go to the semifinal.{\i0}
1360
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:46,790
{\i1}And right now,
I have the third spot.{\i0}
1361
00:55:46,790 --> 00:55:49,610
{\i1}But Denali is very close
to me on points.{\i0}
1362
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:51,480
Lord have mercy.
1363
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,100
Lipsticks down.
1364
00:56:01,930 --> 00:56:06,960
Cynthia, which queen
gets your MVQ point?
1365
00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:11,240
{\i1}Acid Betty is my sister.{\i0}
1366
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,510
{\i1}I love her so much.{\i0}
1367
00:56:12,510 --> 00:56:14,930
{\i1}But, Alyssa, that's
my baby niece, you know?{\i0}
1368
00:56:14,930 --> 00:56:17,200
So it's very difficult.
1369
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,440
Queen that I choose is amazing.
1370
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:24,170
It's a queen that'll make
a country super proud.
1371
00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:25,480
Alyssa.
1372
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,480
That takes Alyssa
to 2 points.
1373
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,990
You deserve it.
1374
00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:37,680
Denali.
1375
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,820
Who do you give
your MVQ point to?
1376
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:44,100
The queen that I chose
is somebody
1377
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,650
that I grew up loving
and respecting.
1378
00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:51,960
And even though she drives me
the fuck nuts,
1379
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,680
the queen that I chose...
1380
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,890
is Acid.
1381
00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:00,750
I love you.
1382
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,060
That takes Acid Betty
to 2 points.
1383
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:06,990
Wow.
1384
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,200
I wasn't expecting it.
1385
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,860
Thank you so much, Denali.
1386
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:16,440
Alyssa Hunter,
who gets your MVQ point?
1387
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,820
I've been playing
this game based
1388
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:23,270
on who is the best overall.
1389
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:25,240
{\i1}And Cynthia is my sister,{\i0}
1390
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,960
{\i1}but her look was not
the best tonight.{\i0}
1391
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,650
I cannot do this.
1392
00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:32,680
It's OK, {\i1}mami.{\i0}
1393
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,410
It's OK.
1394
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:38,550
Sorry, Cucu,
but I choose Denali.
1395
00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:39,680
It's OK.
1396
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,610
You made the right choice.
1397
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,200
Denali is first.
1398
00:57:51,790 --> 00:57:55,820
That takes Denali's total
to 4 points.
1399
00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:01,750
So right now,
Denali and Cynthia are tied
1400
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:05,610
for third place
with 4 points each.
1401
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:10,410
Acid Betty, who gets
your MVQ point?
1402
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:19,580
Oh, my God.
1403
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:23,860
I am the one to decide
who wins and who loses.
1404
00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:27,130
But it fucking sucks
1405
00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:28,750
because I'm literally
going to crush
1406
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:31,510
somebody's dreams right now.
1407
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,440
I feel like I've
kind of been driving
1408
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,790
the crazy train--
1409
00:58:40,790 --> 00:58:44,510
With these points and how
we were gonna give them away.
1410
00:58:44,510 --> 00:58:49,610
I came here with
one of my sisters.
1411
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:52,370
And she deserves
a chance to fight.
1412
00:58:52,370 --> 00:58:54,300
She beat cancer.
1413
00:58:54,310 --> 00:58:56,610
She makes everyone happy.
1414
00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,610
My vote is for Cucu,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
1415
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:04,300
I want her to win
this motherfucker.
1416
00:59:04,310 --> 00:59:06,100
- All right.
- Ahh!
1417
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,480
I love you!
1418
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,030
That means Cynthia
now has 5 points.
1419
00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:14,960
I love you.
1420
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,370
I love you too.
1421
00:59:16,370 --> 00:59:19,270
Kai kai for Cucu.
1422
00:59:19,270 --> 00:59:22,750
And I promise to you I'm
going to burn that green dress.
1423
00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,170
Bitches better
look out because I'm
1424
00:59:24,170 --> 00:59:27,130
going to be designing
for Cynthia in the next round.
1425
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,680
Thank you.
1426
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:34,340
All Stars, all the points for
this bracket have been awarded,
1427
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:38,580
which means Ginger Minj,
Daya Betty,
1428
00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:42,370
{\i1}and Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
condragulations,{\i0}
1429
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:45,060
you are advancing
to the semifinals.
1430
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,890
I'm gonna fight for you.
1431
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:55,550
Denali, Alyssa Hunter,
and Acid Betty,
1432
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:56,890
all is not lost.
1433
00:59:59,270 --> 01:00:03,170
You still have a chance
to reenter the competition.
1434
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,440
Yes!
1435
01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:14,550
Prior to the grand finale,
each of our regular judges
1436
01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:17,510
will choose one
eliminated All Star
1437
01:00:17,510 --> 01:00:21,790
to be entered into
the Wild Card Lottery.
1438
01:00:24,410 --> 01:00:29,100
Randomly, one All Star
will be selected to compete
1439
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:35,170
in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown...
1440
01:00:35,170 --> 01:00:40,060
and the chance to win $200,000.
1441
01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:42,750
Wow.
1442
01:00:44,650 --> 01:00:46,300
Gag.
1443
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:51,240
Now, to our viewers, tune in
next week for the semifinals,
1444
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,820
{\i1}when the top three All Stars
from each bracket return{\i0}
1445
01:00:55,820 --> 01:01:01,060
to set this
competition on fire.
1446
01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:02,610
Thank you, All Stars.
1447
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,890
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1448
01:01:04,890 --> 01:01:06,720
how the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?
1449
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,440
Can I get an amen up in here?
1450
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:09,650
all: Amen.
1451
01:01:09,650 --> 01:01:11,340
All right, now
let the music play.
1452
01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:12,510
Yes.
1453
01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:14,200
{\i1}♪ You make me feel ♪{\i0}
1454
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,060
{\i1}♪ Whisper in my ear ♪{\i0}
1455
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,480
Honey, one of us
from Bracket 3,
1456
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
we're taking the crown.
1457
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,130
I can guarantee you that.
1458
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,370
{\i1}♪ Are you for real? ♪{\i0}
1459
01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:23,510
{\i1}♪ All I want to hear ♪{\i0}
1460
01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:27,100
I don't think these other
brackets are going to know
1461
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,030
what hit them when we show up.
1462
01:01:29,030 --> 01:01:31,510
{\i1}♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪{\i0}
1463
01:01:31,510 --> 01:01:33,510
{\i1}♪ ASMR lover ♪{\i0}
1464
01:01:33,510 --> 01:01:34,790
{\i1}♪ That's what you are ♪{\i0}
1465
01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:37,030
Bitches,
you better watch out
1466
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:40,240
'cause me and the {\i1}chancla{\i0} are
conquering the world.
1467
01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,170
{\i1}♪ A-A-A ♪{\i0}
1468
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:44,680
{\i1}♪ ASMR lover ♪{\i0}
1469
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,860
{\i1}♪ That is what you are ♪{\i0}
1470
01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:51,990
{\i1}Next time on the
"Tournament of All Stars."{\i0}
1471
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,610
{\i1}Welcome back, semifinalists.{\i0}
1472
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:57,720
{\i1}One of you will sashay away.{\i0}
1473
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,340
{\i1}The semifinal bracket is
in full effect.{\i0}
1474
01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:01,860
This is not the same game
anymore.
1475
01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:03,960
Honestly, start
the sabotage now.
1476
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,960
Let's go wake it up.
1477
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,960
Ginger.
1478
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,170
Can you come here, babe?
1479
01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:09,030
Bitch, you have no chill.
1480
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:10,750
I think you're
just gonna flop.
1481
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,790
Bitch, if you think
you're that girl, show me.
1482
01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:16,130
{\i1}It's time for the "Tournament
of All Stars" Snatch Game.{\i0}
1483
01:02:16,130 --> 01:02:18,030
I didn't realize
you could smell that.
1484
01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:22,030
Is that shade?
1485
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:24,930
I can't wait to see
how this turns out.
1486
01:02:30,170 --> 01:02:31,240
{\i1}♪ You make me feel ♪{\i0}
1487
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,480
{\i1}♪ Whisper in my ear ♪{\i0}
1488
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,720
{\i1}♪ Whatever you have to say ♪{\i0}
1489
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,100
{\i1}♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪{\i0}
1490
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:41,370
{\i1}♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪{\i0}
1491
01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:43,270
{\i1}♪ ASMR lover ♪{\i0}
1492
01:02:43,270 --> 01:02:45,580
{\i1}♪ That's what you are to me ♪{\i0}
1493
01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:48,680
{\i1}♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪{\i0}
1494
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,580
{\i1}♪ ASMR lover ♪{\i0}
1495
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,410
{\i1}♪ That is what you are ♪{\i0}
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