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♪ MTV ♪

This season on the "Tournament of All Stars,"

eighteen queens compete in three brackets

for a chance to face off in the final

and win the grand prize of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 3 competed in the second

of three episodes.

We are representing our Season 14 sisters.

- I agree. - And you are the bitch.

I've been called way worse by way better.

So--

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be performing a hoedown throwdown

at the new drag festival, Stagecooch.

All right.

Yeehaw.

Do you think, at some point, that the bottom girls

should kind of pool their points

because one of us needs a leg up?

These 1-point boo boos aren't doing anything.

They're just keeping everybody level.

♪ And hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Before we key your car ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all about that other bitch ♪

Denali.

You're out there on that stage,

whipping your legs around like a lasso.

And I don't know how you do that, but I don't care.

Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

I can tell you're a singer.

And this looks so phenomenal.

Great job.

Ginger Minj.

It was funny,

but then you had this sexiness about it,

and I loved it.

Like, I could not turn away.

The top two All Stars of the week are

Denali and Ginger Minj.

Oh, shit.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point.

Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby. - Oh.

As the bottom four queens, you each have

1 MVQ point that you must give away.

I'll leave it up to each of you to decide

which All Star deserves your MVQ point.

Well, well, well.

OK, OK.

I thought I'm gonna to this week.

But it's OK.

I hope, like, my sisters, they get to see.

I have great judges' critiques.

All of them were impressed by my vocals.

All of them were impressed by my performance.

So let's see.

I want more points. I want more points.

Oh, look, Ginger have 6; Denali, 3.

Daya, you still have 2.

Cynthia, Alyssa, and Acid, 1.

So what do you think, guys?

It's hard because we've been so good in this competition.

- It was a good week-- - All of us.

for all of us.

Ginger is kind of my buddy in this bracket.

But since she's in the top, she has no points to give.

So I'm really banking on Cucu to make the right decision

as a teammate, and for Alyssa to be true

to her word from "Untucked."

I'm gonna give my point to the queen that has,

since day number one, been consistent.

Alyssa, we had a very serious conversation in "Untucked."

And you did say that you were going to base it off of--

- Consistency. - consistency.

And I feel like I have been very consistent.

I've been to the top my first week

and got literally no bad critiques this week.

So I should be the person to receive Alyssa's point.

If that's not how you choose to vote, that's totally up to you.

But it is something I will remember.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, who's here?

Diva Dog.

Oh, gosh.

Ginger have 6 points and $20,000 already on the board.

Girl, damn.

Dinner is on you.

- Yes, dinner, lunch. - Right, right.

How are you, babe?

I am very proud of the lip sync that I did.

In my opinion, it was perfect.

And I have two choices.

I can go, "I'm so robbed, I'm so sad,"

or I can say I'm in the top motherfucking two.

Exactly.

I have 3 points.

You have your 3 points.

I am in the conversation now to make it to the final.

- Uh-huh. - And I am extremely grateful.

I'm going to be honest.

I'm gag because the vibe was Denali, Denali, Denali.

But at the end of the day, I am not the judge.

Look, my dogs are barking.

I am ready to relax into this couch.

But before I can even settle in,

I'm being told that some of these girls

don't think I won the lip sync.

And it makes me feel like shit.

Is anyone in the bottom ready to give out their points?

OK, I will do the first point since nobody else

wants to give away a point. - No, no, no.

I did it first last week.

And I am going to honor somebody who has been there

for me mentally, who has been there for me

as a member of my team that I admire the fuck out of.

So I'm giving it to Cynthia.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

For you, my love. Oh.

- Te amo. - Of course.

- Thank you. - Of course.

Thank you. Let me go.

OK, ladies and gentlemen.

So my point--I think you work hard with me.

You were on point on your lyrics.

You were on point on the dancing.

So you deserve this point.

- Thank you, Mama. - Love you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I love you.

I'm gonna try to do this without emotions.

I love you all.

In the past week, I've been trying

to, like, campaign with all the girls

to pool our points together.

And with one week left, I feel like Denali

is going to fly to the top.

We've got Daya and Ginger at the top.

So I have to help Alyssa or Cucu to get into the top.

Ooh.

It's hard, I know.

Cucu is my sister.

And she's from my season.

And I want to make sure that my fucking vote

makes a difference in your journey

here on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

So my point is for my sister, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

And, wow, my voice sounds crazy right now.

Yes, it does.

- But this is for you, Cynthia. - Aw.

I want you to have a fighting chance.

So much love from all of you guys.

So I'm gonna give this point for a person

that is in the bottom.

This person is being consistent.

And I thought she was in the top two.

So this is para Puerto Rico,

Cynthia.

Oh, yay, Cynthia.

Mama Cucu.

You have won 4 point, Mamita.

Yes!

With these girls, the criteria for the MVQ points

is that there's no true criteria.

I'm trying not to show too much frustration or anger,

but internally I'm fucking screaming.

Lovely, ladies. And that being said--

Let's get untucked.

My tuck hurts so let's get out of drag.

OK, baby.

Congratulations, the winner.

4 points!

What?

Girl, please.

How are you feeling?

A little annoyed.

But, you know, like, what are you going

to do about it at this point?

I'm very happy for Cucu.

Trust me, she totally deserves all the good in her life.

What I'm mad at is somebody that sat on a couch,

said, whoever did the best,

that's who I'm gonna give the points to.

Anyway.

If there's anyone that I have my laser eyes on,

it's Miss Alyssa Hunter.

The Hunter is about to be the hunted, girl.

It's getting nasty.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge, Mayan Lopez.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Ha ha.

Pew, pew.

That looks nice.

I'm still in first place.

Pew, pew.

Pew.

It's a new day in the Werkroom, honey.

And I'm coming this last new week

with uno, dos, tres, quatro puntos,

4 points.

Look at that.

What did you say?

That I can advance for the semifinals?

OK, good.

Sorry for all of you.

Well, how's everybody doing?

- Good. - Good.

Two challenge wins, that's crazy.

Yeah, it is crazy.

You should be so proud of yourself.

You know what? I am really proud of myself.

But I'm not going to lie.

I felt, at the end of last week,

there was some contention coming from some

of the other girls that was like,

maybe you don't deserve this.

And it really kind of hurt my feelings.

I'm sorry, but, girl, you have 6 points.

You have won two challenges.

You're going to be fine.

Shut the fuck up.

I think, in the moment, I was so in my space

about losing the lip sync or da, da, da, da, da.

And then after, I was like, wait, yeah,

we actually didn't celebrate Ginger's win or anything.

It wasn't you.

Let's go down the line here.

- And who was it? - No, it's fine.

It was Alyssa. - Of course it was me.

But at least I'm not fake.

And I literally say it to your face.

Oh, so you think I'm fake?

I am not fake.

The only fakeness here is my Botox, mi amor.

I don't know if fake, but--

We're going to start this?

OK, we're going to start this morning like this.

Perfect. OK, tell me.

We were sitting on the couch, both in "Untucked"

and over here, and you said that

you were going to give your point to who's been doing well.

Consistently, uh-huh.

Consistently.

I used that word.

Right.

I think what you did, like, literally 10 minutes later

was a little bit hypocritical.

Really? Why?

Well, I was in the top.

So you're telling me that Cynthia has

not been consistently?

No, I never said that.

But what I'm saying is, if you're doing it based off

of who's had a better track record in the competition,

I should have received that point.

Obviously, she misunderstood what I said.

Like, I never promised her nothing.

And in this challenge,

I think Cynthia did better than Daya.

And her Miley look was better than Daya to me.

That was a simple dress that I don't buy it.

I didn't think that you deserve my point

last week because, to me, you were

not the best in your group.

That's my personal thing.

That's why I don't give you the point.

Totally.

But what you said, sweetheart, was

you're doing it based off of-- - Consistently.

Cynthia is being consistently.

And she did much better than you.

That's what I'm saying. - OK, OK.

And that's my personal thing.

You need to respect it, period.

OK?

Please, mother.

Please, ring the alarm.

I've been told way worse by way better.

Girl, yeah, and you're still the bitch.

Period.

Saved by the bell. All right, girlies, come on.

All right, guys.

Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses.

Hey, bitches.

- Hey, Ru. - Hi, Ru.

Everybody say "love."

all: Love.

"Puppy love."

all: Puppy love.

Shantay, you stay.

Now sit.

Now roll over.

Good girl.

Girl, if I roll over, I can't get back up.

Hey.

Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey. - Hello.

My All Stars, the desire to find love is universal.

It's why we are so fascinated with TV dating shows.

They're just so relatable.

So for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be improving your way

through TV's newest dating show,

"The Golden Bitchelor."

Oh, werk.

Where you'll be playing canines fighting for the love

of a golden retriever.

Werk.

I love that.

Now, Acid Betty, you'll be a Doberman

who's also a dominatrix.

- Oh. - Of course.

Cucu, you'll shake things up

as a perpetually-nervous chihuahua.

It speak to my heart.

And you'll both be going on a two-on-one date

with our Golden Bitchelor.

Alyssa, you'll be a frisky mutt who really gets around,

if you know what I mean.

Ginger, you'll be a Saint Bernard.

A fucking Saint Bernard?

Y'all made me a motherfucking Saint Bernard?

A first-responder who's also one boozy floozy.

Ooh, I worked my whole life for this.

And you two will be going on a two-on-one date.

Daya Betty, you'll be a purebred poodle

who thinks her doggy doodoo don't stink.

And Denali, you'll be a Spaniel,

who is an emotional support dog,

who happens to be very needy.

And you two will be going on a two-on-one date.

Ladykins, I am excited to reveal

that this season's Golden Retriever Bitchelor will

be portrayed by the woof-worthy star

of the film "Fire Island," Zane Phillips.

What?

Ooh.

Baby, I'm hungry.

Remember, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there.

And before this week is over,

three of you will be eliminated.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Bitch, I'm so excited. - Me too.

I'm literally so excited.

Welcome to the canine drag racing school

for bitches like us.

- We got names. - We have names.

Love this folder!

This week's Maxi Challenge is The Golden Bitchelor.

And I feel a lot of pressure because,

early this morning, Ginger was mad at me,

and now we need to work together.

So, oops.

I don't know what's gonna happen.

Before we start this, I just want to say that my confidence

is not your concern.

So I don't want to go into this feeling

like there's a wall up because I want us to succeed.

So that's behind us.

I'm moving forward, if you're ready to move forward.

I'm ready. I apologize.

And I just want to be successful in this challenge.

And we're gonna be.

So give me a hug.

I just want that gone.

I come from the world of improv.

You know, I have won Snatch Game

two times at this point.

I'll be damned if I'm going to let some drama get

in the way of me getting to the semifinals

because, in improv, if you don't have

that connection or that chemistry,

then everything can fall apart.

Finally, on the third week, officially,

we're gonna be working together.

Yes.

Whatever we can do to get to the top, we're gonna do.

All right.

I feel like I impressed the judges last week.

Te amo.

So if I can nail this with my girl,

Cucu La Rucu La Cynthia Lee Fontaine,

we could get to the next round together.

You have Doberman.

And a dominatrix.

Do you feel observed?

My original inspiration for Betty was Bettie Page.

So I definitely connect with this character.

I love fetish.

I love the fetish community,

and I'm representing them.

I want to tell you a little bit of my idea.

OK, yeah.

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.

It's going to be, of course, a Latino chihuahua

because chihuahuas are from Mexico.

You know?

But it's going to inspire a little bit with some,

like, religious elements.

Religious, like Catholic?

Uh-huh.

I did not did any improv challenges on my season.

So this is an opportunity to demonstrate my capability

as a well-rounded entertainer.

So I'm a Saint Bernard who is a retired first responder.

Mine is like, you are a single mother with 14 puppies.

Damn, that's a slut.

I love it.

Do you have any improv experience?

So in my season, I was eliminated

in the improv challenge.

So to me, this is very important.

What are you doing to me?

I remember Michelle told me that I was too much.

So right now, I have to control myself

and just be funny, just enjoy it.

That's what it comes down to.

And it's just a lot of listening and responding.

Yes.

I didn't receive any MVQ points last week.

So I have to win this challenge

if I want to go to the semifinal.

So I have to take all the negativity

with Ginger and Daya Betty off of my mind and turn this out.

I think you're going to do great.

Focus, Alyssa.

I'm just a little nervous because I know

that my strong suit doesn't necessarily lie in improv.

OK. That's OK.

What about you?

I actually found, through "Drag Race,"

that I'm actually kind of good at improv.

So I actually feel really confident.

I'm an emotional support dog.

So I'm going to be, like, literally pawing

at, like, everything, like--

I'm a King Charles Spaniel.

So British.

You're going to do an accent?

Oh, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna be like--

Oh, this bottle of fine wine, innit?

You know, like just crazy.

- Sounds like Bimini. - Literally.

My poodle show-dog girl isn't really that much different

than my actual personality.

Yeah, literally.

I'm a poodle.

I'm a real bitch.

I don't think my shit stinks.

- Yeah. - Wait.

This bitch and I have a lot in common.

But my biggest concern is I can be a bitch all day,

but I have to make her a funny bitch

because if I'm not a funny bitch,

I'm going to be going home.

And nobody really likes that.

I think we're gonna really slay

this fucking challenge. - I think so too.

And we're fucking tied, bitch.

We are tied. Think about it.

If we win this week, it puts one of us at 5

and the other at 6.

That would put us in a really, really solid place at the top.

But the one person that I have my eye on in this challenge

is Cucu because she does have 4 points.

And if she ends up in the top, that could mess up our dynamic.

It all comes down to this final challenge.

I feel really confident after my win last week.

So if I can keep this momentum going,

I can solidify my place in the semifinals.

Hi, I'm Zane.

I'm gonna get you.

I'm a golden retriever.

I like long walks on the beach, sniffing butts,

and fried chicken.

And, yeah, I'm looking for love,

not just puppy love either.

I want the real deal.

Welcome, Zane.

Thank you.

Now, tell me, what are you hoping to find?

I've got a big bone, Ru,

and I think I'm ready to give it to somebody.

Oh, my goodness.

Here's a little treat for you.

- Oh. - Good boy.

Good boy. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you ready to meet our bitches?

I think so, Ru.

I'll call the first one now.

Ooh! Oh, ow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am so sorry, Zane.

My bad, my bad.

Shoot.

I'm sure you already know who I am, so it's a pleasure.

I am Roodle the Poodle.

I am a miniature poodle.

Duh.

And I'm Paws Vegas' premier show dog.

Also go by Roody.

That's what my friend's friend, owner, calls me.

I'm really just here for good PR,

and to find love, of course.

I've never dated a golden retriever before,

but a couple have dated me.

I see you have a prize there.

Oh, honey, hold on.

Is your collar too tight?

Because you look like you're gagging.

Even though I don't hike my leg when I pee,

I am ready to piss on these other girls.

This bitch bites.

- Thank you, papi. - Woof.

Oh, hello, hello, hello.

Hey.

My name is Katiushka Marineiro Mataburgos

And I'm a slutty bitch from the street.

Mommy have to work, OK?

I have a lot of kids.

So I need money.

And also, I'm looking for amor, mi amor,

y mucho sexo.

Look at this, baby. Look at this.

Oh, oh.

Oh, she's gonna show me her--

Oh, wow.

Baby, look at--

Wow, your litter's pretty fresh.

He's coming with me,

and he's going to fall in love.

Believe me.

This is your future daddy, mis amores.

- Hello. - Hi.

Who's this cutie?

It's all right, babes.

My name is Danielle the Spaniel,

and I'm London's premier emotional support pup.

And I'm here looking for emotional support of my own.

Ooh, you could be the bangers to my mash.

I know nothing about bangers.

I do know a lot about banging.

Ooh.

Well, bing, bang, bong then.

I feel very calm being near you.

Well, that's good because I'm stable as a table.

Ooh. What was that?

Oh.

I guess I'm a little bit of a nervous person,

but I'm here to really open up emotionally and find love.

Is somebody there?

Oh. Ah.

Cheerio. - OK.

Love ya.

Oh, my God, Sebastian, stop.

You're going to make me spill my drink.

Oh, look, you're such a gatekeeper.

Hi.

Oh, my dog.

I'm Ginger Mange, originally from Jersey.

The new one, not the old one.

I'm a Saint Bernard, and I am a former rescue dog.

What's in there, Ginger?

- Brandy. - Brandy?

By brandy, I mean the alcohol, not the singer.

But can I ask you, have you ever--

Have I ever?

Now, my tactic for winning over the Golden Bitchelor

is to just get him really, really drunk.

And we'll be together forever.

Woof!

Oh, I like it when you get crazy.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh, I've seen it all.

And I've smelt it too.

Well, well, well.

Hi.

Is it true you don't have a master?

I don't see a tag.

My master calls me-- Dot Come!

And I am a very obedient girl.

Do you know how to--sit!

That is so good.

I am here to find my soulmate,

someone who will sit and who will also listen,

someone to go outside potty in the grass.

You may go play now.

Bye-bye.

Dear Lord of the dogs, please let him be hot.

Amen.

He is hot!

My name is Marta Maria Del Valle

de Las Flores Rivera Martinez de Alendongo,

but you can call me Maria.

I've never been with a dog before.

Maybe one of these days you can teach me to pray.

It's happening!

My perfect mate have to be spiritual

because I'm a very spiritual person.

And also teach me the ways of the intimacy.

Go on.

Oh!

Bye!

- Hi, Zane. - Hi.

You know, they say all dogs go to heaven.

But tonight it's heaven right here on Earth.

Are you ready for your two-on-one dates?

Ruff.

Well, Maria, Dot, I want to thank you

so much for being here today.

I love the outdoors.

So today, I thought we could just be in the park and play.

What are your favorite things to play with, Maria?

Play with the ball.

You know, the stick.

Oh, there's got to be sticks around here somewhere.

Oh, yes, I know.

Ooh.

Oh, Lord, forgive me. - Is it under there?

Well, what about you, Dot?

I'm not allowed to do anything unless I'm told

properly to--get the stick!

Oh.

Wait a minute.

You're famous.

You're the burrito dog!

Right?

From the TV.

I'm not that dog.

And it wasn't a burrito.

It was a chalupa!

Oh.

There seems to be another crazy bitch

on the other side of my man.

I don't like sharing with anyone else.

I hear she was neutered.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, you're so tense.

Yeah, yeah.

I've been--I've been playing catch every morning, so--

Yeah? Oh, poor thing.

My date is going so far, so good.

It's a holy, spiritual connection.

Oh, that's a squirrel.

I have a couple presents that I wanted to give you.

Ooh, I like presents!

Oh, my God!

I love it.

Will you share this with me, please?

- Oh, yeah. - Let's share.

Love is in the air.

I can smell it.

And some pee.

Well, there's nothing more that I love than a spaghetti dinner.

So I thought this would be a great way for us

to get to know each other a little bit more.

Yes, papi, of course.

Look at you.

Should we make a toast?

Sure.

I don't have any bread.

Here's to the future, right?

A future where we can--

Wait, let me put the children down.

Here's to the future.

The future.

Cheers.

Well, I gotta say, K-K-Kantushka--

Katiushka.

I don't quite know if I'm ready to be a stepdad.

You might be his dad.

He looks like you look. Look.

Oh, look at you.

You find your daddy.

So you're not ready to be a stepfather,

but what about a 12-step father?

Would they call that a sponsor or--

I don't know.

Legally, I'm required to find one.

I have a court-ordered therapist tell me

that I have to find somebody to be

with me at all times now. Yeah.

I have this weird neurological thing where I just--

I black out every time I drink a lot.

It's weird.

Can I get, uh, three, um, vodka stingers over here?

Oh, wait, that's rude.

Do you want anything as well?

Let me just get to know you guys a little bit more.

Oh, yeah.

What is your favorite kind of toy, Katiushka?

My favorite kind of toy is, like, dildos.

Dildos.

You know dildos?

- That's that pickle bread. - Yeah.

The dill dough.

When I'm in the street, I love dildos.

Wow.

My date is going so well.

Oh, my God, Zane is so hot.

So we have a big banana.

Wait, wait, wait, Ginger, I'm noticing

in your meatball hand that you have a--a ring.

It's a NuvaRing.

It keeps me from-- from getting pregnant.

- Well, both of you-- - Sorry.

Are so lovely.

This gives me a lot to think about.

But this looks really good.

Did you want to--

Oh, let's do this together.

Oh, shh, shh.

My childrens are here.

Actually, can I have all this?

Oh, my God, that pasta's great.

That's a vodka sauce.

I'm even hungrier now.

Would you, Katuishka? - I'm down.

Mommy is doing her work.

Mmm.

We have a connection, papi.

Yeah, that was hot.

- Mi amor. - Oh, yeah.

I really like her.

And her breath smells terrible.

I think it could be a match.

Is that a--is that a rat?

Hi, ladies.

Thank you so much for joining me today.

In my mind, cleanliness is next to dogliness.

So I thought we could all take a bath.

- Wait. - Hold up.

Is this a flea bath?

Have you been tested?

In the last six months?

I mean, you can never really be too sure.

Ruffvada.

Des-bone-y.

both: Neutered.

So tell me more about this beautiful fur color you have.

Is that something you were born with?

No, I have just a fabulous stylist.

You might know him--Paw Roach.

It's gorgeous.

You really look stunning.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

But it's kind of sexy, too.

Oh, what am I saying? - So you agree?

You think I'm really sexy?

Yes.

The date's going really well.

I feel great energy between not just the two of us,

but, actually, the three of us.

I've never really skedoodled with a poodle before,

but maybe it's time to switch out

that sausage roll for muffin flops.

Do you work out regularly?

It appears so.

Sure does.

Well, I--

I've been known to catch a football in my time.

OK, with your mouth or with your hands?

Arms. Paws.

- So, Danielle-- - Yes?

you're an emotional support dog.

Well, I also tend to need a bit

more emotional support myself.

Where do you like to be pet?

How can I help you relax? - Oh.

Well, I really like to be pet on the back of my ears.

That's where it really feels--ooh, ooh.

Right here?

Oh, yeah, that's-- that's everything.

And what about you, Roody?

Do you like to be pet?

Oh, wow.

You both are so flexible.

Yes, we're--

- Marking our territory. - Marking my territory.

Oh, OK.

Oh, not in the-- not in the pool.

Please, please, not in the tub. Ugh.

All I can say is, bow wow wow.

Oh.

Meow.

After all this action, I could really use a nap.

Ah!

Ooh.

I like her.

I like Danielle the Spaniel.

And I don't say that about a bunch of bitches.

The more I get to know her,

the more I'm thinking, fuck the dog,

I'm going to get me a bitch.

So is this a good time

to tell you both that I have worms?

It's time to find out which lucky bitch is

going to get Zane's big bone.

Well, ladies, you're all pick of the litter.

But one of you really got my tail wagging,

if you know what I mean.

The pooch I want to give my big bone to is--

Wait a minute.

What was that?

I think that was a-- squirrel!

A squirrel? Find the squirrel.

The squirrel.

Get the squirrel!

Oh, I need that squirrel.

Oh.

No, no, Zane.

No, Zane.

Don't--don't go.

No running away. You're not--

No. Sorry, Ru.

You gotta hold this. - What?

Alone with a bone, story of my life.

Until next time, have your pets spayed and neutered.

Good night, everybody, from "The Golden Bitchelor."

The squirrel! It's a squirrel!

Oh, it's a squirrel.

It's a squirrel! It's a squirrel!

Runway Funday.

Do you want to see my choo choo?

Hi, girls.

Pew, pew.

Who needs to see it when you can smell it?

Today, we're gonna find out what

these judges think of our pawformances

in The Golden Bitchelor.

Eh? Eh?

Our last day.

The challenges are done.

I am at the top of the pack with 6 points.

But I've seen how all of this can change

in the blink of an eye.

And this is my fourth time here.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I don't

make it to the semifinals?

I swear for God, thou shalt put me in the toppeth two-eth,

please-eth, and thank you-eth.

Acid, what about you, baby?

How do you feel about the challenge?

I feel--great!

- You had funny-ass moments. - You were funny.

I was like, wait a minute, Acid's kind of eating.

Yeah, and she looked cool as shit.

- That's all that matters. - Yeah.

Acid did phenomenal.

I think we were one of the strongest duos

on this Maxi challenge performance.

And I'm happy for that because we both want those points.

I've been doing a little math.

The points, I mean, they seem like there's

a big difference between the girls,

but there's not exactly.

I'd like to throw out there, I won $20,000,

and I am not opposed to buying points.

- LOL. - Oh.

Oh, she's campaigning.

Well, well, well, well, well.

I will pay you $10,000 right now.

I think we're all a little nervous.

Everybody did really well.

And the judges could reward whomever.

And that's kind of scary because I haven't been playing,

like, a friendship-type game here.

And if I happen to be in the bottom,

I'm not sure if I have anybody's support.

Do you think anybody's going to try to pull a stunt today?

You know, I don't know.

I hope not.

I hope people recognize the hard work

that everyone's been doing, but also stay true to words

that they've said.

I am feeling a little frazzled

because I am tied with Denali for third place.

And, to be honest, I don't think I should

even be in this position.

Alyssa, I'm gonna bring you into this conversation

just because this is part of us.

I'm hearing.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Hallelujah.

So I hold truth behind words.

You have the right to play the game however you want to play.

But my trust is a little shattered with you.

I'm playing fair, in my perspective.

Technically, if you're just gonna go by, like,

points or, like, standing--

- Yeah, you were in the top. - I would have been--

at least on a scale, I would have been

like 1 point more on the scale, but I hope--

You were in the top because the judges decide that.

In my opinion, Cynthia and I--

But that's not what you said in "Untucked," though.

That's not what you said.

I just want to be able to know that I can trust you.

And I don't know if I can do that.

Points matter to me.

This matters matter to me. - Points matter for all of us.

It does. It does.

But I already gave my point to Cynthia

because she deserved that too.

I understand that, but I want you to understand

why I'm frustrated.

You were not true to your word last week.

It is frustrating because points matter.

My God.

Daya, you need to stop, please.

I think she's not mad at me.

She is mad that Cynthia right now is

in second place and not her.

Mi amor, don't take it out on me.

Cynthia, Mama.

Yeah?

I just want to let you know, like,

all of just the conversation that I've been having

with Alyssa and stuff, it's not because I don't

think you deserve points.

Please don't ever think it's because of that reason

because--that's why I gave you my points.

She's telling that she deserves it.

But that's not the point I'm making, girl.

That's not the point I'm making.

But the point I'm making is--

Just stop being dramatic, baby.

Girl, I don't think you're

understanding what I'm trying to say.

Start doing your makeup, please.

Shut up.

The girls are starting to crack.

She's so upset.

I'm not upset.

I just want you to understand why I was upset to begin with.

Are you happy with your 3 points?

I would be happy with an extra point.

And I would have had that last week if you would have

been true to your word, girl.

Uh-oh, here it comes.

Coño!

Everybody duck.

The tension is real.

Shut up for you. - Ah!

- Shut up for you. - Ah!

- For you too. - Ah.

There's just only three spots to advance to the semifinals.

And all my sisters, all these perras,

they want to dance here.

So this is gonna be a fierce fight.

Right on the shoulders, if you could.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah. Ahh.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

Walk.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl - Come on.

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars."

My top dog, Michelle Visage.

Ru, I didn't come to play.

I came to spay and neuter.

She's one classy Lassie.

It's Ts Madison.

Hey, Ru.

Can I pitch you a new show? - Sure.

It's called "Doggy Style."

And I'm not talking about fashion.

Ooh.

Coming soon to Bow Wow Presents Plus.

And she's always best in show, Mayan Lopez.

Hello, my love.

Nice to see you again, Ru.

Although, I think you mean beast in show.

Beast.

This week, we challenged our All Stars

to unleash their improv skills in The Golden Bitchelor.

And tonight on the runway, category is Paper Dolls.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

The category is Paper Dolls.

Up first, Alyssa Hunter.

I heard she's a tricera-top.

I'm wearing something that represents

my island, Puerto Rico.

It's called el vejigante.

It is a mask that is made by newspaper.

And we use this mask for carnivals.

It's very traditional.

Are those bulldaggers?

It's heavy as fuck.

But, baby, I don't care because I feel like a goddess

in this costume.

I like her show.

I think I'm going to tape it.

Next, Ginger Minj.

To queef or not to queef?

That is the question.

This is probably my favorite runway outfit

I've ever worn in my entire life.

This combines all of the elements

of who Ginger Minj is.

I've heard of pearl necklaces,

but a pearl headband?

It's costumey.

It's couture.

It's made out of Shakespearean plays.

I heard she does love a good ream--of paper.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Denali.

Don't look now, but somebody's behind you.

I am walking in the most incredible paper recreation

of an alebrije, which is a Mexican folk spirit animal.

How much for just one wing?

And I wanted to dedicate it to my drag family,

which is the Fox family.

And I feel really proud to represent my heritage in it.

I don't know about you, but I don't give a flying fox.

Shall we fox now or fox later?

Daya Betty.

Ooh, someone needs to hydrate.

Oh, diabolical.

Growing up, I really didn't play with dolls.

It was not really a thing in my house.

My doll, as a child, was bugs.

Mm. She really tips the scales.

In this look, the shells that are covering me

head to toe are made of paper.

I feel equal parts glamour and freaky.

And that is the world that Daya Betty brings.

She likes to use an "arma-dildo."

- Michelle. - Oh, yeah.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Acid Betty.

I knew it.

She does get her hair frosted.

I am wearing head-to-toe paper,

Marie Antoinette realness.

She's letting out a "Ver-sigh."

I am telling a little story about the patriarchy.

The front of me is beautiful.

And everything is getting along great

because the patriarchy is in control.

And in reality, it's, no, fight the power.

We shall eat the rich.

Oh, she's here to light this bitch up.

OK.

Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

You've heard of blue balls.

My paper doll look, I call it Remission Fiesta

because I'm celebrating my liver cancer remission.

It's color green for liver cancer awareness.

And this is my moment to celebrate

something so important and so personal in my life.

Don't stand next to an open flame.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Welcome, Queens.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules are in full effect.

Tonight, I will name the top two All Stars of the week.

And each will receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip sync for their chance

to win $10,000 and one extra point.

This is the last week of your bracket.

Tonight, the top three queens with the most points will

continue on to the semifinals

and the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.

Wow.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Alyssa Hunter.

This, tonight on the runway, is fantastic.

This is gorgeous. This is different.

This is daring. This is edgy.

This is paper.

I love just seeing all the little details, the bracelets.

This is beautiful. This is avant-garde.

- Gracias. - De nada.

In the challenge, looking at you in the costume

was cute, but there were only a couple

of moments for me that lasted.

I think the hard part in this improv is sustaining.

So you have a big banana?

It's like, once you get there,

you got to hold it and make us laugh without falling behind.

I think I lost you a little bit.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

Ginger, improv is your wheelhouse.

Like, it was just coming to you so fast.

You and Zane really had great chemistry.

I think you played off of each other.

You were present, and you were listening.

What about a 12-step father?

And that made all the jokes you came up with work.

It was so exciting to watch.

OK, so this look, I want to do a PSA to camera.

Marie Antoinette and things from that ilk can stop now!

We've seen it all.

However, I love that you put critical books on display here,

especially when books are under fire for us right now.

Every single piece of paper you see,

I typed it out by hand.

I found every scene that dealt with cross-dressing

or drag or anything like that.

And so it really just kind of tells my story.

- Really good. - Thank you.

Up next, Denali.

I love this.

I'm Mexican and Cuban myself.

And so it's just really beautiful

that you're incorporating the culture into these looks.

I love the whole look. It's fantastic.

Thank you.

You were an emotional support animal.

And, like, you're the therapist type of--

very funny. - Right.

I wanted more of that-- - OK.

Because, like, you switched to, like, nervous Nelly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And that confused me. - Totally.

You did sort of do a shift

once you got into the flea bath.

- Right. - But it was a good shift.

It was the shift that needed to happen.

- Thank you. - We was just a little confused

earlier on of what you were doing.

- I understand. - Yeah, yeah.

But it's very funny. Thank you.

Up next, Daya Betty.

I feel like I got your character

before you even said a word.

You really gave the scene a great energy.

I absolutely loved it.

I loved watching you become her.

We knew what you were doing when you walked in.

It was magical.

The characterization was really good.

I think it was a good night for you, honestly.

I thought you did really, really well.

All of this is amazing, like, from head to toe,

makeup, horns, everything.

I was like, child, this is the way I'm

going to hell, just like that.

Up next, Acid Betty.

You know what? Despite my hatred of--

it's not hatred. I love it.

- Your disclaimer. - But no shame.

Because you know what?

The fact that this is all paper is out of control.

And you deserve the A-plus that comes with it.

Thank you.

So you got to play a Doberman Pinscher.

And, Betty, I was really proud of you.

Thank you.

I thought what you did was smart.

I thought you looked great.

And you made me laugh because you stuck with your character.

Can I say that every time you said "sit" I--

I took a seat in my chair, like, every single time.

I was just in the moment, like, watching you,

and it was amazing. - Thank you.

Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Cucu.

I was like, I get to finally say that.

I loved the clear point of view.

You had some--some really good moments in there.

You know, you did break the improv rule where you said,

no, I'm not the fast food chihuahua.

And it wasn't a burrito.

It was a chalupa!

But then you saved it and turned it around with being

like, it was a chalupa, you know?

Like, you made that your own.

I laughed from the time I saw you to the end.

I wanted to see more of you.

But, girl, this is a no.

You wrapped some balls around your waist,

and then you put this paper over here.

You should have rethought that.

At this level of creativity, if you look amongst the stage,

it just is too simple.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Oh, and one last detail.

Uh-oh.

This week's bottom four queens must give away

their MVQ points on the main stage

immediately following the final lip sync.

- OK. - Oof.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now,

just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

I think Alyssa Hunter was really strong

when she first came in,

but then she kind of faded away for me.

I don't think she knew where to go.

Even when they were on the date,

you can kind of see that Zane went to Ginger first.

Yeah, she wasn't listening enough to Zane.

All right, let's talk about her scene partner, Ginger.

Listen, we've seen all those other skinny bitches.

That Saint Bernard came in and ran them down.

OK.

The way that she volleyed off of Zane, it was amazing.

You know, even little mannerisms,

like putting the meatball in the drink,

and just how she was sitting,

I understood this woman.

Ginger has years of experience,

and it all showed tonight.

Denali, her character was adorable.

It was fun.

But it was too kind of all over the place for me.

By the time she got to the hot tub,

she was able to have more fun.

- Mm-hmm. - She came to life there.

With Daya, she did great.

She was the character.

It was really, really good.

I think Daya Betty's got such star quality.

On the runway, that was absolutely stellar.

I'm just really proud of her growth

and who she is as a drag queen.

I love being able to see the evolution of Acid Betty.

This look tonight, I think she absolutely looked beautiful.

In your challenge, if you can tell your partner to sit,

and I sit, you got control and command over me.

Now, I was a little confused because she was a dominatrix

and then she was submissive.

So I didn't necessarily laugh,

but she has certainly evolved since she was here last.

I enjoyed Cucu in The Golden Bitchelor.

I thought her character was fun.

Like the constant, "I've never been

with a dog before," it was--

stuff like that was so funny.

Now, what's forgettable?

Those green balls and stuff.

I was like, girl, no.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

Listen, execution is everything.

And it was-- it looked cheap.

- Yeah. - All right, silence.

I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

- Your bitches? - Mm-hmm.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Golden Bitchelor performances

and your Paper Dolls runway presentation,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars of the week are...

Ginger Minj.

And Daya Betty.

Yay!

- Oh, God. - Congrats.

Congratulations.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

Break a leg.

Slay your game, bitch. Slay your game.

Ginger, Daya,

this week, you both bow-wow-wowed us.

But, tonight, there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!

Me and Ginger have been here before.

And I know how sickening of a lip syncer that Ginger is,

but this extra point will secure

my spot in the semifinals.

So Betty is going all out.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, girl ♪

♪ Said a small boy once asked ♪

♪ When will I grow up? ♪

♪ When will I see what grown-ups do see? ♪

♪ And inspired to come of age ♪

♪ He would act an older age ♪

♪ To be recognized is quite another mess ♪

♪ And Mama used to say ♪

♪ Take your time, young man ♪

♪ And Mama used to say ♪

♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Take it in your stride ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Live your life ♪

Ginger is, once again, owning the stage

with her presence.

And Daya, she's got moves.

You can feel that they both want to take home the prize.

♪ You're young, so enjoy ♪

♪ Don't hold on back ♪

♪ Do all you want to do ♪

♪ Now is the time for you to strive ♪

♪ For you to get better in what you are doing ♪

- Whoo! - Hey!

Yes!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Live your life ♪

♪ And mama used to say ♪

♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪

♪ And mama used to say ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- Whoo! - Yeah, girlie!

Whoo!

All Stars, I've made my decision.

Daya Betty, condragulations.

You're a winner.

You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

And you've earned an extra point.

Condragulations.

Good job, girlie.

Thank you all so, so much.

Cynthia, Denali, Alyssa, and Acid Betty,

please step forward.

Bottom four, it's time for you

to give your MVQ point to the All Star you believe

is the Most Valuable Queen of the Week.

Choose wisely because your MVQ point could

determine which queens advance to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie, I will choose who moves

forward to the semifinals.

The current scores are Ginger with 8 points,

Daya Betty with 6 points.

Cynthia Lee Fontaine has 4 points.

Denali has 3 points.

Alyssa Hunter and Acid Betty both have 1 point.

Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.

Daya and Ginger already have two of the three spots

to go to the semifinal.

And right now, I have the third spot.

But Denali is very close to me on points.

Lord have mercy.

Lipsticks down.

Cynthia, which queen gets your MVQ point?

Acid Betty is my sister.

I love her so much.

But, Alyssa, that's my baby niece, you know?

So it's very difficult.

Queen that I choose is amazing.

It's a queen that'll make a country super proud.

Alyssa.

That takes Alyssa to 2 points.

You deserve it.

Denali.

Who do you give your MVQ point to?

The queen that I chose is somebody

that I grew up loving and respecting.

And even though she drives me the fuck nuts,

the queen that I chose...

is Acid.

I love you.

That takes Acid Betty to 2 points.

Wow.

I wasn't expecting it.

Thank you so much, Denali.

Alyssa Hunter, who gets your MVQ point?

I've been playing this game based

on who is the best overall.

And Cynthia is my sister,

but her look was not the best tonight.

I cannot do this.

It's OK, mami.

It's OK.

Sorry, Cucu, but I choose Denali.

It's OK.

You made the right choice.

Denali is first.

That takes Denali's total to 4 points.

So right now, Denali and Cynthia are tied

for third place with 4 points each.

Acid Betty, who gets your MVQ point?

Oh, my God.

I am the one to decide who wins and who loses.

But it fucking sucks

because I'm literally going to crush

somebody's dreams right now.

I feel like I've kind of been driving

the crazy train--

With these points and how we were gonna give them away.

I came here with one of my sisters.

And she deserves a chance to fight.

She beat cancer.

She makes everyone happy.

My vote is for Cucu, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

I want her to win this motherfucker.

- All right. - Ahh!

I love you!

That means Cynthia now has 5 points.

I love you.

I love you too.

Kai kai for Cucu.

And I promise to you I'm going to burn that green dress.

Bitches better look out because I'm

going to be designing for Cynthia in the next round.

Thank you.

All Stars, all the points for this bracket have been awarded,

which means Ginger Minj, Daya Betty,

and Cynthia Lee Fontaine, condragulations,

you are advancing to the semifinals.

I'm gonna fight for you.

Denali, Alyssa Hunter, and Acid Betty,

all is not lost.

You still have a chance to reenter the competition.

Yes!

Prior to the grand finale, each of our regular judges

will choose one eliminated All Star

to be entered into the Wild Card Lottery.

Randomly, one All Star will be selected to compete

in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown...

and the chance to win $200,000.

Wow.

Gag.

Now, to our viewers, tune in next week for the semifinals,

when the top three All Stars from each bracket return

to set this competition on fire.

Thank you, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

All right, now let the music play.

Yes.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

Honey, one of us from Bracket 3,

we're taking the crown.

I can guarantee you that.

♪ Are you for real? ♪

♪ All I want to hear ♪

I don't think these other brackets are going to know

what hit them when we show up.

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

Bitches, you better watch out

'cause me and the chancla are conquering the world.

♪ A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on the "Tournament of All Stars."

Welcome back, semifinalists.

One of you will sashay away.

The semifinal bracket is in full effect.

This is not the same game anymore.

Honestly, start the sabotage now.

Let's go wake it up.

Ginger.

Can you come here, babe?

Bitch, you have no chill.

I think you're just gonna flop.

Bitch, if you think you're that girl, show me.

It's time for the "Tournament of All Stars" Snatch Game.

I didn't realize you could smell that.

Is that shade?

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me ♪

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪