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♪ MTV ♪

This season on
the "Tournament of All Stars,"

eighteen queens compete
in three brackets

for a chance to face off
in the final

and win the grand prize
of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 3
competed in the second

of three episodes.

We are representing
our Season 14 sisters.

- I agree.
- And you are the bitch.

I've been called way worse
by way better.

So--

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be performing
a hoedown throwdown

at the new drag festival,
Stagecooch.

All right.

Yeehaw.

Do you think, at some point,
that the bottom girls

should kind of
pool their points

because one of us needs
a leg up?

These 1-point boo boos
aren't doing anything.

They're just keeping
everybody level.

♪ And hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Before we key your car ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all
about that other bitch ♪

Denali.

You're out there
on that stage,

whipping your legs
around like a lasso.

And I don't know how you
do that, but I don't care.

Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

I can tell you're a singer.

And this looks so phenomenal.

Great job.

Ginger Minj.

It was funny,

but then you had
this sexiness about it,

and I loved it.

Like, I could not turn away.

The top two All Stars
of the week are

Denali and Ginger Minj.

Oh, shit.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn
a coveted extra point.

Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.
- Oh.

As the bottom four queens,
you each have

1 MVQ point
that you must give away.

I'll leave it up
to each of you to decide

which All Star deserves
your MVQ point.

Well, well, well.

OK, OK.

I thought I'm
gonna to this week.

But it's OK.

I hope, like, my sisters,
they get to see.

I have great judges' critiques.

All of them were
impressed by my vocals.

All of them were impressed
by my performance.

So let's see.

I want more points.
I want more points.

Oh, look, Ginger have 6;
Denali, 3.

Daya, you still have 2.

Cynthia, Alyssa, and Acid, 1.

So what do you think, guys?

It's hard because we've been
so good in this competition.

- It was a good week--
- All of us.

for all of us.

Ginger is kind of
my buddy in this bracket.

But since she's in the top,
she has no points to give.

So I'm really banking on Cucu
to make the right decision

as a teammate,
and for Alyssa to be true

to her word from "Untucked."

I'm gonna give my point
to the queen that has,

since day number one,
been consistent.

Alyssa, we had a very serious
conversation in "Untucked."

And you did say that you were
going to base it off of--

- Consistency.
- consistency.

And I feel like I have
been very consistent.

I've been to the top
my first week

and got literally
no bad critiques this week.

So I should be the person
to receive Alyssa's point.

If that's not how you choose to
vote, that's totally up to you.

But it is something
I will remember.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, who's here?

Diva Dog.

Oh, gosh.

Ginger have 6 points and
$20,000 already on the board.

Girl, damn.

Dinner is on you.

- Yes, dinner, lunch.
- Right, right.

How are you, babe?

I am very proud of
the lip sync that I did.

In my opinion, it was perfect.

And I have two choices.

I can go, "I'm so robbed,
I'm so sad,"

or I can say I'm in the
top motherfucking two.

Exactly.

I have 3 points.

You have your 3 points.

I am in the conversation
now to make it to the final.

- Uh-huh.
- And I am extremely grateful.

I'm going to be honest.

I'm gag because the vibe was
Denali, Denali, Denali.

But at the end of the day,
I am not the judge.

Look, my dogs are barking.

I am ready to relax
into this couch.

But before I can
even settle in,

I'm being told that
some of these girls

don't think I won the lip sync.

And it makes me feel
like shit.

Is anyone in the bottom
ready to give out their points?

OK, I will do the first
point since nobody else

wants to give away a point.
- No, no, no.

I did it first last week.

And I am going to honor
somebody who has been there

for me mentally,
who has been there for me

as a member of my team that
I admire the fuck out of.

So I'm giving it to Cynthia.

Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.

For you, my love.
Oh.

- Te amo.
- Of course.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Thank you.
Let me go.

OK, ladies and gentlemen.

So my point--I think
you work hard with me.

You were on point
on your lyrics.

You were on point
on the dancing.

So you deserve this point.

- Thank you, Mama.
- Love you.

Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

I love you.

I'm gonna try to do
this without emotions.

I love you all.

In the past week,
I've been trying

to, like, campaign
with all the girls

to pool our points together.

And with one week left,
I feel like Denali

is going to fly to the top.

We've got Daya and Ginger
at the top.

So I have to help Alyssa
or Cucu to get into the top.

Ooh.

It's hard, I know.

Cucu is my sister.

And she's from my season.

And I want to make sure
that my fucking vote

makes a difference
in your journey

here on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

So my point is for my sister,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

And, wow, my voice
sounds crazy right now.

Yes, it does.

- But this is for you, Cynthia.
- Aw.

I want you to have
a fighting chance.

So much love
from all of you guys.

So I'm gonna give
this point for a person

that is in the bottom.

This person is
being consistent.

And I thought she was
in the top two.

So this is paraPuerto Rico,

Cynthia.

Oh, yay, Cynthia.

Mama Cucu.

You have won 4 point, Mamita.

Yes!

With these girls, the
criteria for the MVQ points

is that there's
no true criteria.

I'm trying not to show too
much frustration or anger,

but internally
I'm fucking screaming.

Lovely, ladies.
And that being said--

Let's get untucked.

My tuck hurts so
let's get out of drag.

OK, baby.

Congratulations, the winner.

4 points!

What?

Girl, please.

How are you feeling?

A little annoyed.

But, you know, like,
what are you going

to do about it at this point?

I'm very happy for Cucu.

Trust me, she totally deserves
all the good in her life.

What I'm mad at is somebody
that sat on a couch,

said, whoever did the best,

that's who I'm gonna give
the points to.

Anyway.

If there's anyone that
I have my laser eyes on,

it's Miss Alyssa Hunter.

The Hunter is about
to be the hunted, girl.

It's getting nasty.

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Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize
of $200,000.

With extra special
guest judge, Mayan Lopez.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Ha ha.

Pew, pew.

That looks nice.

I'm still in first place.

Pew, pew.

Pew.

It's a new day
in the Werkroom, honey.

And I'm coming
this last new week

with uno, dos, tres,
quatro puntos,

4 points.

Look at that.

What did you say?

That I can advance
for the semifinals?

OK, good.

Sorry for all of you.

Well, how's everybody doing?

- Good.
- Good.

Two challenge wins,
that's crazy.

Yeah, it is crazy.

You should be
so proud of yourself.

You know what?
I am really proud of myself.

But I'm not going to lie.

I felt, at the end
of last week,

there was some contention
coming from some

of the other girls
that was like,

maybe you don't deserve this.

And it really kind
of hurt my feelings.

I'm sorry, but, girl,
you have 6 points.

You have won two challenges.

You're going to be fine.

Shut the fuck up.

I think, in the moment,
I was so in my space

about losing the lip sync
or da, da, da, da, da.

And then after, I was
like, wait, yeah,

we actually didn't celebrate
Ginger's win or anything.

It wasn't you.

Let's go down the line here.

- And who was it?
- No, it's fine.

It was Alyssa.
- Of course it was me.

But at least I'm not fake.

And I literally say
it to your face.

Oh, so you think I'm fake?

I am not fake.

The only fakeness here
is my Botox, mi amor.

I don't know if fake, but--

We're going to start this?

OK, we're going to start
this morning like this.

Perfect.
OK, tell me.

We were sitting on the
couch, both in "Untucked"

and over here,
and you said that

you were going to give your
point to who's been doing well.

Consistently, uh-huh.

Consistently.

I used that word.

Right.

I think what you did, like,
literally 10 minutes later

was a little bit hypocritical.

Really? Why?

Well, I was in the top.

So you're telling
me that Cynthia has

not been consistently?

No, I never said that.

But what I'm saying is,
if you're doing it based off

of who's had a better track
record in the competition,

I should have
received that point.

Obviously, she
misunderstood what I said.

Like, I never
promised her nothing.

And in this challenge,

I think Cynthia
did better than Daya.

And her Miley look was
better than Daya to me.

That was a simple dress
that I don't buy it.

I didn't think that
you deserve my point

last week because,
to me, you were

not the best in your group.

That's my personal thing.

That's why I don't
give you the point.

Totally.

But what you said,
sweetheart, was

you're doing it based off of--
- Consistently.

Cynthia is being consistently.

And she did much
better than you.

That's what I'm saying.
- OK, OK.

And that's my personal thing.

You need to respect it, period.

OK?

Please, mother.

Please, ring the alarm.

I've been told way
worse by way better.

Girl, yeah, and
you're still the bitch.

Period.

Saved by the bell.
All right, girlies, come on.

All right, guys.

Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses.

Hey, bitches.

- Hey, Ru.
- Hi, Ru.

Everybody say "love."

all: Love.

"Puppy love."

all: Puppy love.

Shantay, you stay.

Now sit.

Now roll over.

Good girl.

Girl, if I roll over,
I can't get back up.

Hey.

Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey.
- Hello.

My All Stars, the desire
to find love is universal.

It's why we are so fascinated
with TV dating shows.

They're just so relatable.

So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be improving your way

through TV's
newest dating show,

"The Golden Bitchelor."

Oh, werk.

Where you'll be playing
canines fighting for the love

of a golden retriever.

Werk.

I love that.

Now, Acid Betty,
you'll be a Doberman

who's also a dominatrix.

- Oh.
- Of course.

Cucu, you'll shake things up

as a perpetually-nervous
chihuahua.

It speak to my heart.

And you'll both be
going on a two-on-one date

with our Golden Bitchelor.

Alyssa, you'll be a frisky mutt
who really gets around,

if you know what I mean.

Ginger, you'll be
a Saint Bernard.

A fucking Saint Bernard?

Y'all made me a
motherfucking Saint Bernard?

A first-responder who's
also one boozy floozy.

Ooh, I worked
my whole life for this.

And you two will be
going on a two-on-one date.

Daya Betty, you'll be
a purebred poodle

who thinks her doggy doodoo
don't stink.

And Denali, you'll
be a Spaniel,

who is an emotional
support dog,

who happens to be very needy.

And you two will be going
on a two-on-one date.

Ladykins,
I am excited to reveal

that this season's Golden
Retriever Bitchelor will

be portrayed
by the woof-worthy star

of the film "Fire Island,"
Zane Phillips.

What?

Ooh.

Baby, I'm hungry.

Remember, it's a
dog-eat-dog world out there.

And before this week is over,

three of you will
be eliminated.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the
best drag queen win.

- Bitch, I'm so excited.
- Me too.

I'm literally so excited.

Welcome to the canine
drag racing school

for bitches like us.

- We got names.
- We have names.

Love this folder!

This week's Maxi Challenge
is The Golden Bitchelor.

And I feel a lot of
pressure because,

early this morning,
Ginger was mad at me,

and now we need
to work together.

So, oops.

I don't know what's
gonna happen.

Before we start this, I just
want to say that my confidence

is not your concern.

So I don't want to go
into this feeling

like there's a wall up
because I want us to succeed.

So that's behind us.

I'm moving forward, if
you're ready to move forward.

I'm ready.
I apologize.

And I just want to be
successful in this challenge.

And we're gonna be.

So give me a hug.

I just want that gone.

I come from
the world of improv.

You know, I have won
Snatch Game

two times at this point.

I'll be damned if I'm
going to let some drama get

in the way of me getting
to the semifinals

because, in improv,
if you don't have

that connection
or that chemistry,

then everything can fall apart.

Finally, on the third week,
officially,

we're gonna be
working together.

Yes.

Whatever we can do to get
to the top, we're gonna do.

All right.

I feel like I impressed
the judges last week.

Te amo.

So if I can nail this
with my girl,

Cucu La Rucu La
Cynthia Lee Fontaine,

we could get to
the next round together.

You have Doberman.

And a dominatrix.

Do you feel observed?

My original inspiration
for Betty was Bettie Page.

So I definitely connect
with this character.

I love fetish.

I love the fetish community,

and I'm representing them.

I want to tell you
a little bit of my idea.

OK, yeah.

Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me.

It's going to be, of course,
a Latino chihuahua

because chihuahuas
are from Mexico.

You know?

But it's going to inspire
a little bit with some,

like, religious elements.

Religious, like Catholic?

Uh-huh.

I did not did any improv
challenges on my season.

So this is an opportunity
to demonstrate my capability

as a well-rounded entertainer.

So I'm a Saint Bernard who
is a retired first responder.

Mine is like, you are a
single mother with 14 puppies.

Damn, that's a slut.

I love it.

Do you have any
improv experience?

So in my season,
I was eliminated

in the improv challenge.

So to me, this is
very important.

What are you doing to me?

I remember Michelle told
me that I was too much.

So right now, I have
to control myself

and just be funny,
just enjoy it.

That's what it comes down to.

And it's just a lot of
listening and responding.

Yes.

I didn't receive any
MVQ points last week.

So I have to win
this challenge

if I want to go
to the semifinal.

So I have to take
all the negativity

with Ginger and Daya Betty off
of my mind and turn this out.

I think you're
going to do great.

Focus, Alyssa.

I'm just a little
nervous because I know

that my strong suit doesn't
necessarily lie in improv.

OK. That's OK.

What about you?

I actually found,
through "Drag Race,"

that I'm actually kind
of good at improv.

So I actually feel
really confident.

I'm an emotional support dog.

So I'm going to be,
like, literally pawing

at, like, everything, like--

I'm a King Charles Spaniel.

So British.

You're going to do an accent?

Oh, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna be like--

Oh, this
bottle of fine wine, innit?

You know, like just crazy.

- Sounds like Bimini.
- Literally.

My poodle show-dog girl isn't
really that much different

than my actual personality.

Yeah, literally.

I'm a poodle.

I'm a real bitch.

I don't think
my shit stinks.

- Yeah.
- Wait.

This bitch and I
have a lot in common.

But my biggest concern is
I can be a bitch all day,

but I have to make
her a funny bitch

because if I'm
not a funny bitch,

I'm going to be going home.

And nobody really likes that.

I think
we're gonna really slay

this fucking challenge.
- I think so too.

And we're fucking tied, bitch.

We are tied.
Think about it.

If we win this week,
it puts one of us at 5

and the other at 6.

That would put us in a really,
really solid place at the top.

But the one person that I have
my eye on in this challenge

is Cucu because she does
have 4 points.

And if she ends up in the top,
that could mess up our dynamic.

It all comes down
to this final challenge.

I feel really confident
after my win last week.

So if I can keep
this momentum going,

I can solidify my place
in the semifinals.

Hi, I'm Zane.

I'm gonna get you.

I'm a golden retriever.

I like long walks on
the beach, sniffing butts,

and fried chicken.

And, yeah, I'm
looking for love,

not just puppy love either.

I want the real deal.

Welcome, Zane.

Thank you.

Now, tell me, what
are you hoping to find?

I've got a big bone, Ru,

and I think I'm ready
to give it to somebody.

Oh, my goodness.

Here's a little treat for you.

- Oh.
- Good boy.

Good boy.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you ready
to meet our bitches?

I think so, Ru.

I'll call the first one now.

Ooh! Oh, ow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am so sorry, Zane.

My bad, my bad.

Shoot.

I'm sure you already know
who I am, so it's a pleasure.

I am Roodle the Poodle.

I am a miniature poodle.

Duh.

And I'm Paws Vegas'
premier show dog.

Also go by Roody.

That's what my friend's friend,
owner, calls me.

I'm really just here
for good PR,

and to find love, of course.

I've never dated a
golden retriever before,

but a couple have dated me.

I see you have a prize there.

Oh, honey, hold on.

Is your collar too tight?

Because you look
like you're gagging.

Even though I don't
hike my leg when I pee,

I am ready to piss
on these other girls.

This bitch bites.

- Thank you, papi.
- Woof.

Oh, hello, hello, hello.

Hey.

My name is Katiushka
Marineiro Mataburgos

And I'm a slutty bitch
from the street.

Mommy have to work, OK?

I have a lot of kids.

So I need money.

And also, I'm looking
for amor, mi amor,

y mucho sexo.

Look at this, baby.
Look at this.

Oh, oh.

Oh, she's gonna show me her--

Oh, wow.

Baby, look at--

Wow, your litter's
pretty fresh.

He's coming with me,

and he's going
to fall in love.

Believe me.

This is your future daddy,
mis amores.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Who's this cutie?

It's all right, babes.

My name is
Danielle the Spaniel,

and I'm London's premier
emotional support pup.

And I'm here looking for
emotional support of my own.

Ooh, you could be
the bangers to my mash.

I know nothing about bangers.

I do know a lot about banging.

Ooh.

Well, bing, bang, bong then.

I feel very calm
being near you.

Well, that's good because
I'm stable as a table.

Ooh.
What was that?

Oh.

I guess I'm a little bit
of a nervous person,

but I'm here to really open up
emotionally and find love.

Is somebody there?

Oh. Ah.

Cheerio.
- OK.

Love ya.

Oh, my God, Sebastian, stop.

You're going to make
me spill my drink.

Oh, look, you're
such a gatekeeper.

Hi.

Oh, my dog.

I'm Ginger Mange,
originally from Jersey.

The new one, not the old one.

I'm a Saint Bernard,
and I am a former rescue dog.

What's in there, Ginger?

- Brandy.
- Brandy?

By brandy, I mean
the alcohol, not the singer.

But can I ask you,
have you ever--

Have I ever?

Now, my tactic for winning
over the Golden Bitchelor

is to just get him
really, really drunk.

And we'll be together forever.

Woof!

Oh, I like it
when you get crazy.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh, I've seen it all.

And I've smelt it too.

Well, well, well.

Hi.

Is it true you
don't have a master?

I don't see a tag.

My master calls me--
Dot Come!

And I am a very obedient girl.

Do you know how to--sit!

That is so good.

I am here to find my soulmate,

someone who will sit
and who will also listen,

someone to go outside potty
in the grass.

You may go play now.

Bye-bye.

Dear Lord of the dogs,
please let him be hot.

Amen.

He is hot!

My name is
Marta Maria Del Valle

de Las Flores Rivera
Martinez de Alendongo,

but you can call me Maria.

I've never been
with a dog before.

Maybe one of these days
you can teach me to pray.

It's happening!

My perfect mate have
to be spiritual

because I'm a very
spiritual person.

And also teach me
the ways of the intimacy.

Go on.

Oh!

Bye!

- Hi, Zane.
- Hi.

You know, they say
all dogs go to heaven.

But tonight it's heaven
right here on Earth.

Are you ready for
your two-on-one dates?

Ruff.

Well, Maria, Dot,
I want to thank you

so much for being here today.

I love the outdoors.

So today, I thought we could
just be in the park and play.

What are your favorite
things to play with, Maria?

Play with the ball.

You know, the stick.

Oh, there's got to be
sticks around here somewhere.

Oh, yes, I know.

Ooh.

Oh, Lord, forgive me.
- Is it under there?

Well, what about you, Dot?

I'm not allowed to do
anything unless I'm told

properly to--get the stick!

Oh.

Wait a minute.

You're famous.

You're the burrito dog!

Right?

From the TV.

I'm not that dog.

And it wasn't a burrito.

It was a chalupa!

Oh.

There seems to be
another crazy bitch

on the other side of my man.

I don't like sharing
with anyone else.

I hear she was neutered.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, you're so tense.

Yeah, yeah.

I've been--I've been playing
catch every morning, so--

Yeah? Oh, poor thing.

My date is going
so far, so good.

It's a holy,
spiritual connection.

Oh, that's a squirrel.

I have a couple presents
that I wanted to give you.

Ooh, I like presents!

Oh, my God!

I love it.

Will you share
this with me, please?

- Oh, yeah.
- Let's share.

Love is in the air.

I can smell it.

And some pee.

Well, there's nothing more that
I love than a spaghetti dinner.

So I thought this would be
a great way for us

to get to know each other
a little bit more.

Yes, papi, of course.

Look at you.

Should we make a toast?

Sure.

I don't have any bread.

Here's to the future, right?

A future where we can--

Wait, let me put
the children down.

Here's to the future.

The future.

Cheers.

Well, I gotta say,
K-K-Kantushka--

Katiushka.

I don't quite know if
I'm ready to be a stepdad.

You might be his dad.

He looks like you look.
Look.

Oh, look at you.

You find your daddy.

So you're not ready
to be a stepfather,

but what about
a 12-step father?

Would they call
that a sponsor or--

I don't know.

Legally, I'm required
to find one.

I have a court-ordered
therapist tell me

that I have to find
somebody to be

with me at all times now.
Yeah.

I have this weird neurological
thing where I just--

I black out every time
I drink a lot.

It's weird.

Can I get, uh, three, um,
vodka stingers over here?

Oh, wait, that's rude.

Do you want anything as well?

Let me just get to know
you guys a little bit more.

Oh, yeah.

What is your favorite
kind of toy, Katiushka?

My favorite kind
of toy is, like, dildos.

Dildos.

You know dildos?

- That's that pickle bread.
- Yeah.

The dill dough.

When I'm in the street,
I love dildos.

Wow.

My date is going so well.

Oh, my God, Zane is so hot.

So we have a big banana.

Wait, wait, wait, Ginger,
I'm noticing

in your meatball hand
that you have a--a ring.

It's a NuvaRing.

It keeps me from--
from getting pregnant.

- Well, both of you--
- Sorry.

Are so lovely.

This gives me a lot
to think about.

But this looks really good.

Did you want to--

Oh, let's do this together.

Oh, shh, shh.

My childrens are here.

Actually, can
I have all this?

Oh, my God, that pasta's great.

That's a vodka sauce.

I'm even hungrier now.

Would you, Katuishka?
- I'm down.

Mommy is doing her work.

Mmm.

We have a connection, papi.

Yeah, that was hot.

- Mi amor.
- Oh, yeah.

I really like her.

And her breath smells terrible.

I think it could be a match.

Is that a--is that a rat?

Hi, ladies.

Thank you so much
for joining me today.

In my mind, cleanliness
is next to dogliness.

So I thought we could
all take a bath.

- Wait.
- Hold up.

Is this a flea bath?

Have you been tested?

In the last six months?

I mean, you can never
really be too sure.

Ruffvada.

Des-bone-y.

both: Neutered.

So tell me more about this
beautiful fur color you have.

Is that something
you were born with?

No, I have just
a fabulous stylist.

You might know him--Paw Roach.

It's gorgeous.

You really look stunning.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

But it's kind of sexy, too.

Oh, what am I saying?
- So you agree?

You think I'm really sexy?

Yes.

The date's going really well.

I feel great energy between
not just the two of us,

but, actually,
the three of us.

I've never really skedoodled
with a poodle before,

but maybe it's time
to switch out

that sausage roll
for muffin flops.

Do you work out regularly?

It appears so.

Sure does.

Well, I--

I've been known to catch
a football in my time.

OK, with your mouth
or with your hands?

Arms. Paws.

- So, Danielle--
- Yes?

you're an
emotional support dog.

Well, I also tend
to need a bit

more emotional support myself.

Where do you like to be pet?

How can I help you relax?
- Oh.

Well, I really like to be pet
on the back of my ears.

That's where it really
feels--ooh, ooh.

Right here?

Oh, yeah, that's--
that's everything.

And what about you, Roody?

Do you like to be pet?

Oh, wow.

You both are so flexible.

Yes, we're--

- Marking our territory.
- Marking my territory.

Oh, OK.

Oh, not in the--
not in the pool.

Please, please, not in the tub.
Ugh.

All I can say is, bow wow wow.

Oh.

Meow.

After all this action,
I could really use a nap.

Ah!

Ooh.

I like her.

I like Danielle the Spaniel.

And I don't say that
about a bunch of bitches.

The more I get to know her,

the more I'm thinking,
fuck the dog,

I'm going to get me a bitch.

So is this a good time

to tell you both
that I have worms?

It's time to find out
which lucky bitch is

going to get Zane's big bone.

Well, ladies, you're
all pick of the litter.

But one of you really
got my tail wagging,

if you know what I mean.

The pooch I want to give
my big bone to is--

Wait a minute.

What was that?

I think that was a--
squirrel!

A squirrel?
Find the squirrel.

The squirrel.

Get the squirrel!

Oh, I need that squirrel.

Oh.

No, no, Zane.

No, Zane.

Don't--don't go.

No running away.
You're not--

No.
Sorry, Ru.

You gotta hold this.
- What?

Alone with a bone,
story of my life.

Until next time, have your
pets spayed and neutered.

Good night, everybody,
from "The Golden Bitchelor."

The squirrel!
It's a squirrel!

Oh, it's a squirrel.

It's a squirrel!
It's a squirrel!

Runway Funday.

Do you want to see
my choo choo?

Hi, girls.

Pew, pew.

Who needs to see it
when you can smell it?

Today, we're
gonna find out what

these judges think
of our pawformances

in The Golden Bitchelor.

Eh? Eh?

Our last day.

The challenges are done.

I am at the top of
the pack with 6 points.

But I've seen how
all of this can change

in the blink of an eye.

And this is
my fourth time here.

Wouldn't it be
embarrassing if I don't

make it to the semifinals?

I swear for God, thou shalt
put me in the toppeth two-eth,

please-eth, and thank you-eth.

Acid, what about you, baby?

How do you feel
about the challenge?

I feel--great!

- You had funny-ass moments.
- You were funny.

I was like, wait a minute,
Acid's kind of eating.

Yeah, and she looked
cool as shit.

- That's all that matters.
- Yeah.

Acid did phenomenal.

I think we were one
of the strongest duos

on this Maxi challenge
performance.

And I'm happy for that because
we both want those points.

I've been doing
a little math.

The points, I mean,
they seem like there's

a big difference
between the girls,

but there's not exactly.

I'd like to throw out there,
I won $20,000,

and I am not opposed
to buying points.

- LOL.
- Oh.

Oh, she's campaigning.

Well, well, well, well, well.

I will pay you
$10,000 right now.

I think we're all
a little nervous.

Everybody did really well.

And the judges could
reward whomever.

And that's kind of scary
because I haven't been playing,

like, a
friendship-type game here.

And if I happen
to be in the bottom,

I'm not sure if I have
anybody's support.

Do you think anybody's going
to try to pull a stunt today?

You know, I don't know.

I hope not.

I hope people recognize
the hard work

that everyone's been doing,
but also stay true to words

that they've said.

I am feeling a little frazzled

because I am tied with Denali
for third place.

And, to be honest,
I don't think I should

even be in this position.

Alyssa, I'm gonna bring
you into this conversation

just because this
is part of us.

I'm hearing.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Hallelujah.

So I hold truth behind words.

You have the right to play the
game however you want to play.

But my trust is a little
shattered with you.

I'm playing fair,
in my perspective.

Technically, if you're
just gonna go by, like,

points or, like, standing--

- Yeah, you were in the top.
- I would have been--

at least on a scale,
I would have been

like 1 point more
on the scale, but I hope--

You were in the top because
the judges decide that.

In my opinion, Cynthia and I--

But that's not what you
said in "Untucked," though.

That's not what you said.

I just want to be able to
know that I can trust you.

And I don't know
if I can do that.

Points matter to me.

This matters matter to me.
- Points matter for all of us.

It does.
It does.

But I already gave
my point to Cynthia

because she deserved that too.

I understand that,
but I want you to understand

why I'm frustrated.

You were not true
to your word last week.

It is frustrating
because points matter.

My God.

Daya, you need to stop, please.

I think she's not mad at me.

She is mad that Cynthia
right now is

in second place and not her.

Mi amor, don't
take it out on me.

Cynthia, Mama.

Yeah?

I just want to
let you know, like,

all of just the conversation
that I've been having

with Alyssa and stuff,
it's not because I don't

think you deserve points.

Please don't ever think
it's because of that reason

because--that's why
I gave you my points.

She's telling that
she deserves it.

But that's not the point
I'm making, girl.

That's not the point
I'm making.

But the point I'm making is--

Just stop being
dramatic, baby.

Girl, I don't think you're

understanding what
I'm trying to say.

Start doing your makeup, please.

Shut up.

The girls are
starting to crack.

She's so upset.

I'm not upset.

I just want you to understand
why I was upset to begin with.

Are you happy
with your 3 points?

I would be happy
with an extra point.

And I would have had that
last week if you would have

been true to your word, girl.

Uh-oh, here it comes.

Coño!

Everybody duck.

The tension is real.

Shut up for you.
- Ah!

- Shut up for you.
- Ah!

- For you too.
- Ah.

There's just only three spots
to advance to the semifinals.

And all my sisters,
all these perras,

they want to dance here.

So this is gonna
be a fierce fight.

Right on the shoulders,
if you could.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah. Ahh.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

Walk.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl
- Come on.

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."

My top dog, Michelle Visage.

Ru, I didn't come to play.

I came to spay and neuter.

She's one classy Lassie.

It's Ts Madison.

Hey, Ru.

Can I pitch you a new show?
- Sure.

It's called "Doggy Style."

And I'm not talking
about fashion.

Ooh.

Coming soon to
Bow Wow Presents Plus.

And she's always best
in show, Mayan Lopez.

Hello, my love.

Nice to see you again, Ru.

Although, I think you
mean beast in show.

Beast.

This week, we challenged
our All Stars

to unleash their improv skills
in The Golden Bitchelor.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Paper Dolls.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best
drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

The category is Paper Dolls.

Up first, Alyssa Hunter.

I heard she's a tricera-top.

I'm wearing something
that represents

my island, Puerto Rico.

It's called el vejigante.

It is a mask that is made
by newspaper.

And we use this mask
for carnivals.

It's very traditional.

Are those bulldaggers?

It's heavy as fuck.

But, baby, I don't care
because I feel like a goddess

in this costume.

I like her show.

I think I'm going to tape it.

Next, Ginger Minj.

To queef or not to queef?

That is the question.

This is probably
my favorite runway outfit

I've ever worn
in my entire life.

This combines
all of the elements

of who Ginger Minj is.

I've heard
of pearl necklaces,

but a pearl headband?

It's costumey.

It's couture.

It's made out
of Shakespearean plays.

I heard she does love
a good ream--of paper.

♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

Up next, Denali.

Don't look now,
but somebody's behind you.

I am walking in the most
incredible paper recreation

of analebrije, which is
a Mexican folk spirit animal.

How much for just one wing?

And I wanted to dedicate
it to my drag family,

which is the Fox family.

And I feel really proud to
represent my heritage in it.

I don't know about you,
but I don't give a flying fox.

Shall we fox now
or fox later?

Daya Betty.

Ooh, someone needs
to hydrate.

Oh, diabolical.

Growing up, I really
didn't play with dolls.

It was not really
a thing in my house.

My doll, as a child, was bugs.

Mm. She really tips
the scales.

In this look, the shells
that are covering me

head to toe are made of paper.

I feel equal parts
glamour and freaky.

And that is the world
that Daya Betty brings.

She likes to use
an "arma-dildo."

- Michelle.
- Oh, yeah.

♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

Up next, Acid Betty.

I knew it.

She does get her hair frosted.

I am wearing
head-to-toe paper,

Marie Antoinette realness.

She's letting out
a "Ver-sigh."

I am telling a little
story about the patriarchy.

The front of me is beautiful.

And everything is
getting along great

because the patriarchy is
in control.

And in reality, it's,
no, fight the power.

We shall eat the rich.

Oh, she's here
to light this bitch up.

OK.

Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

You've heard of blue balls.

My paper doll look,
I call it Remission Fiesta

because I'm celebrating
my liver cancer remission.

It's color green
for liver cancer awareness.

And this is my moment
to celebrate

something so important
and so personal in my life.

Don't stand next
to an open flame.

♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

Welcome, Queens.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules
are in full effect.

Tonight, I will name the
top two All Stars of the week.

And each will receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance

to win $10,000
and one extra point.

This is the last week
of your bracket.

Tonight, the top three queens
with the most points will

continue on to the semifinals

and the chance to win
a grand prize of $200,000.

Wow.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Alyssa Hunter.

This, tonight on the runway,
is fantastic.

This is gorgeous.
This is different.

This is daring.
This is edgy.

This is paper.

I love just seeing all the
little details, the bracelets.

This is beautiful.
This is avant-garde.

- Gracias.
- De nada.

In the challenge,
looking at you in the costume

was cute, but there
were only a couple

of moments for me that lasted.

I think the hard part
in this improv is sustaining.

So you have a big banana?

It's like,
once you get there,

you got to hold it and make us
laugh without falling behind.

I think I lost
you a little bit.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

Ginger, improv
is your wheelhouse.

Like, it was just coming
to you so fast.

You and Zane really
had great chemistry.

I think you played
off of each other.

You were present,
and you were listening.

What about a 12-step father?

And that made all the jokes
you came up with work.

It was so exciting to watch.

OK, so this look, I want
to do a PSA to camera.

Marie Antoinette and things
from that ilk can stop now!

We've seen it all.

However, I love that you put
critical books on display here,

especially when books are
under fire for us right now.

Every single piece
of paper you see,

I typed it out by hand.

I found every scene that dealt
with cross-dressing

or drag or anything like that.

And so it really just
kind of tells my story.

- Really good.
- Thank you.

Up next, Denali.

I love this.

I'm Mexican and Cuban myself.

And so it's just
really beautiful

that you're incorporating
the culture into these looks.

I love the whole look.
It's fantastic.

Thank you.

You were an emotional
support animal.

And, like, you're
the therapist type of--

very funny.
- Right.

I wanted more of that--
- OK.

Because, like, you switched
to, like, nervous Nelly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And that confused me.
- Totally.

You did sort of do a shift

once you got
into the flea bath.

- Right.
- But it was a good shift.

It was the shift that
needed to happen.

- Thank you.
- We was just a little confused

earlier on
of what you were doing.

- I understand.
- Yeah, yeah.

But it's very funny.
Thank you.

Up next, Daya Betty.

I feel like I got
your character

before you even said a word.

You really gave the scene
a great energy.

I absolutely loved it.

I loved watching
you become her.

We knew what you were
doing when you walked in.

It was magical.

The characterization
was really good.

I think it was a good night
for you, honestly.

I thought you did
really, really well.

All of this is amazing,
like, from head to toe,

makeup, horns, everything.

I was like, child,
this is the way I'm

going to hell, just like that.

Up next, Acid Betty.

You know what?
Despite my hatred of--

it's not hatred.
I love it.

- Your disclaimer.
- But no shame.

Because you know what?

The fact that this is all paper
is out of control.

And you deserve the A-plus
that comes with it.

Thank you.

So you got to play
a Doberman Pinscher.

And, Betty, I was
really proud of you.

Thank you.

I thought what
you did was smart.

I thought you looked great.

And you made me laugh because
you stuck with your character.

Can I say that every
time you said "sit" I--

I took a seat in my chair,
like, every single time.

I was just in the moment,
like, watching you,

and it was amazing.
- Thank you.

Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Cucu.

I was like, I get
to finally say that.

I loved the clear
point of view.

You had some--some really
good moments in there.

You know, you did break
the improv rule where you said,

no, I'm not
the fast food chihuahua.

And it wasn't a burrito.

It was a chalupa!

But then you saved it and
turned it around with being

like, it was a chalupa,
you know?

Like, you made that your own.

I laughed from the time
I saw you to the end.

I wanted to see more of you.

But, girl, this is a no.

You wrapped some balls
around your waist,

and then you put
this paper over here.

You should have rethought that.

At this level of creativity,
if you look amongst the stage,

it just is too simple.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will
deliberate.

Oh, and one last detail.

Uh-oh.

This week's bottom four
queens must give away

their MVQ points
on the main stage

immediately following
the final lip sync.

- OK.
- Oof.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now,

just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?

I think Alyssa Hunter
was really strong

when she first came in,

but then she kind of
faded away for me.

I don't think she
knew where to go.

Even when they were
on the date,

you can kind of see that
Zane went to Ginger first.

Yeah, she wasn't listening
enough to Zane.

All right, let's talk about
her scene partner, Ginger.

Listen, we've seen all
those other skinny bitches.

That Saint Bernard came
in and ran them down.

OK.

The way that she volleyed
off of Zane, it was amazing.

You know,
even little mannerisms,

like putting the meatball
in the drink,

and just how she was sitting,

I understood this woman.

Ginger has years
of experience,

and it all showed tonight.

Denali, her character
was adorable.

It was fun.

But it was too kind of
all over the place for me.

By the time she
got to the hot tub,

she was able to have more fun.

- Mm-hmm.
- She came to life there.

With Daya, she did great.

She was the character.

It was really, really good.

I think Daya Betty's
got such star quality.

On the runway, that
was absolutely stellar.

I'm just really proud
of her growth

and who she is as a drag queen.

I love being able to see
the evolution of Acid Betty.

This look tonight, I think she
absolutely looked beautiful.

In your challenge, if you
can tell your partner to sit,

and I sit, you got control
and command over me.

Now, I was a little confused
because she was a dominatrix

and then she was submissive.

So I didn't necessarily laugh,

but she has certainly evolved
since she was here last.

I enjoyed Cucu in
The Golden Bitchelor.

I thought her character
was fun.

Like the constant,
"I've never been

with a dog before,"
it was--

stuff like that was so funny.

Now, what's forgettable?

Those green balls and stuff.

I was like, girl, no.

- Exactly.
- Yeah.

Listen, execution
is everything.

And it was--
it looked cheap.

- Yeah.
- All right, silence.

I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

- Your bitches?
- Mm-hmm.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your
Golden Bitchelor performances

and your Paper Dolls
runway presentation,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Ginger Minj.

And Daya Betty.

Yay!

- Oh, God.
- Congrats.

Congratulations.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Break a leg.

Slay your game, bitch.
Slay your game.

Ginger, Daya,

this week,
you both bow-wow-wowed us.

But, tonight, there
can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point

in the
"Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!

Me and Ginger have
been here before.

And I know how sickening of
a lip syncer that Ginger is,

but this extra point
will secure

my spot in the semifinals.

So Betty is going all out.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, girl ♪

♪ Said a small boy
once asked ♪

♪ When will I grow up? ♪

♪ When will I see what
grown-ups do see? ♪

♪ And inspired to come
of age ♪

♪ He would act an older age ♪

♪ To be recognized is
quite another mess ♪

♪ And Mama used to say ♪

♪ Take your time, young man ♪

♪ And Mama used to say ♪

♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Take it in your stride ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Live your life ♪

Ginger is, once again,
owning the stage

with her presence.

And Daya, she's got moves.

You can feel that they both
want to take home the prize.

♪ You're young, so enjoy ♪

♪ Don't hold on back ♪

♪ Do all you want to do ♪

♪ Now is the time
for you to strive ♪

♪ For you to get better
in what you are doing ♪

- Whoo!
- Hey!

Yes!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Mama used to say ♪

♪ Live your life ♪

♪ And mama used to say ♪

♪ Don't you rush to get old ♪

♪ And mama used to say ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- Whoo!
- Yeah, girlie!

Whoo!

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

Daya Betty, condragulations.

You're a winner.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

And you've earned
an extra point.

Condragulations.

Good job, girlie.

Thank you all so, so much.

Cynthia, Denali,
Alyssa, and Acid Betty,

please step forward.

Bottom four,
it's time for you

to give your MVQ point
to the All Star you believe

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the Week.

Choose wisely because
your MVQ point could

determine which queens advance
to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie,
I will choose who moves

forward to the semifinals.

The current scores are
Ginger with 8 points,

Daya Betty with 6 points.

Cynthia Lee Fontaine
has 4 points.

Denali has 3 points.

Alyssa Hunter and Acid Betty
both have 1 point.

Queens, write down
the name of your MVQ now.

Daya and Ginger already
have two of the three spots

to go to the semifinal.

And right now,
I have the third spot.

But Denali is very close
to me on points.

Lord have mercy.

Lipsticks down.

Cynthia, which queen
gets your MVQ point?

Acid Betty is my sister.

I love her so much.

But, Alyssa, that's
my baby niece, you know?

So it's very difficult.

Queen that I choose is amazing.

It's a queen that'll make
a country super proud.

Alyssa.

That takes Alyssa
to 2 points.

You deserve it.

Denali.

Who do you give
your MVQ point to?

The queen that I chose
is somebody

that I grew up loving
and respecting.

And even though she drives me
the fuck nuts,

the queen that I chose...

is Acid.

I love you.

That takes Acid Betty
to 2 points.

Wow.

I wasn't expecting it.

Thank you so much, Denali.

Alyssa Hunter,
who gets your MVQ point?

I've been playing
this game based

on who is the best overall.

And Cynthia is my sister,

but her look was not
the best tonight.

I cannot do this.

It's OK, mami.

It's OK.

Sorry, Cucu,
but I choose Denali.

It's OK.

You made the right choice.

Denali is first.

That takes Denali's total
to 4 points.

So right now,
Denali and Cynthia are tied

for third place
with 4 points each.

Acid Betty, who gets
your MVQ point?

Oh, my God.

I am the one to decide
who wins and who loses.

But it fucking sucks

because I'm literally
going to crush

somebody's dreams right now.

I feel like I've
kind of been driving

the crazy train--

With these points and how
we were gonna give them away.

I came here with
one of my sisters.

And she deserves
a chance to fight.

She beat cancer.

She makes everyone happy.

My vote is for Cucu,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

I want her to win
this motherfucker.

- All right.
- Ahh!

I love you!

That means Cynthia
now has 5 points.

I love you.

I love you too.

Kai kai for Cucu.

And I promise to you I'm
going to burn that green dress.

Bitches better
look out because I'm

going to be designing
for Cynthia in the next round.

Thank you.

All Stars, all the points for
this bracket have been awarded,

which means Ginger Minj,
Daya Betty,

and Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
condragulations,

you are advancing
to the semifinals.

I'm gonna fight for you.

Denali, Alyssa Hunter,
and Acid Betty,

all is not lost.

You still have a chance
to reenter the competition.

Yes!

Prior to the grand finale,
each of our regular judges

will choose one
eliminated All Star

to be entered into
the Wild Card Lottery.

Randomly, one All Star
will be selected to compete

in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown...

and the chance to win $200,000.

Wow.

Gag.

Now, to our viewers, tune in
next week for the semifinals,

when the top three All Stars
from each bracket return

to set this
competition on fire.

Thank you, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

All right, now
let the music play.

Yes.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

Honey, one of us
from Bracket 3,

we're taking the crown.

I can guarantee you that.

♪ Are you for real? ♪

♪ All I want to hear ♪

I don't think these other
brackets are going to know

what hit them when we show up.

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

Bitches,
you better watch out

'cause me and the chanclaare
conquering the world.

♪ A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on the
"Tournament of All Stars."

Welcome back, semifinalists.

One of you will sashay away.

The semifinal bracket is
in full effect.

This is not the same game
anymore.

Honestly, start
the sabotage now.

Let's go wake it up.

Ginger.

Can you come here, babe?

Bitch, you have no chill.

I think you're
just gonna flop.

Bitch, if you think
you're that girl, show me.

It's time for the "Tournament
of All Stars" Snatch Game.

I didn't realize
you could smell that.

Is that shade?

I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me ♪

♪ A, A, A-A-A ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪