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times A to N minus K.

So that's the binomial theorem.

Do you guys get that?

Yeah.

Okay,

so you guys may not be. Why are you here?

We get all this. I don't know. Who sent you? Like, what administrator sent you?

Um, well, actually, your sports, well, athletic director, your sports director,

he... Had me come in here because I guess you guys are failing math.

Oh, I mean, we're, you know, we're kind of just busy.

It's not like we don't want to apply ourselves. It's just our priorities are

bit skewed.

Okay. I mean, Jerry here is generally off fucking some co -ed in one of the

dorms. And I don't know what he's doing, but it involves stuff

I don't think you want to know.

Anywho. Well, that's awesome.

I'm just going to write this on the board to see if you guys can get the

right, and then we'll move on from there.

Okay? Okay, cool.

Are you ready for it?

Ready for what? This math equation that you say you're so great at.

Probably.

Now, Dan, can you read that to me?

Um, T, T, T -A?

T -A minus Z?

7A minus 2 over 3 is 4. Oh, sorry.

Yeah. So, it's a multiple choice, guys.

Okay. A, 2.

B, 3.

C, 4.

D, 5.

Or E, 7.

A equals 2.

Mr. Smarty Pants right there that claims you guys know your math.

Is that the answer? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. I was admiring your

smile. Thank you.

Okay, now 7A minus 2 over 3 equals 4.

The answer 2, 3, 4, 5, or 7?

It's 2.

Okay, so you guys maybe...

Yeah, very simple.

We're just busy having sex with all these co -eds.

So that's why you're failing math? I mean, yeah.

If they had the co -eds in class while we're in math and the professors up

there, we could just multitask. I'm great at multitasking.

Yeah, I can tell you're good at multitasking because you just told me I

pretty smile and couldn't get the answer. I'm sorry, what?

Okay, guys.

Are you paying attention?

Yeah. Yes, ma 'am.

Since you guys claim to know so much and that it's just your extracurricular

activities that are making you not succeed, I have a bet for you.

If you get it wrong, if you get this problem wrong, you have to quit sports,

quit banging all the girls that you're banging. No.

You have to study every single day for four hours with me.

What kind of study? After school.

Can you be nude?

No.

Maybe.

Maybe. Okay.

If you get it right,

I'll let all three of you take me right now.

Take you where?

Like mini golf? Get me naked.

Oh. And have your way with me. What about mini golf?

Seems a lot of fun right about now. Yeah, I can tell it does.

Yeah. That's why you're failing math, right? Because of mini golf?

No.

I think she gets something better on him, right? Yeah.

I'm just saying.

Yeah. Elaborate with him.

He could do what? What?

If you get this right, you get to fuck me in the ass, the pussy, DP me.

Wow. Okay?

How many different combinations of girls can be chosen for the

gangbang?

minus r factorial.

Huddle up, guys.

Do you need me to go over the back again? No, thank you. It's cool.

Okay.

Okay, guys. Remember, n is 8, r is 3.

You guys got the answer? Yeah, we got it. It rhymes with you're going to be

sucking some dicks.

Yes.

56.

56. You suck some dicks. 56. There is no way.

Is that right?

I really didn't think you guys were going to get that. Oh, we did.

We did.

Isn't it, baby?

Best in the world.

Well, I guess a promise is a promise.

Not how you want it.

I guess how do you want me?

Come here to the middle for a minute.

like your cock.