All language subtitles for Cybill s02e24 going out with a bang

Hold on to your helmets. Zip up your
gravity boots. Live from outer space in

Hollywood, it's time

for...

Hi, kids! Hey!

Zonk! Zonk! Waddle!

Zonk! Zonk! Waddle!

Whoa! I wonder who that could be!

You say shit.

times do i have to tell you no more
orphans kids sit there with a chip on

shoulder glaring at me like it's my
fault huh this is fun

have you ever done live tv before yeah
you know something you were good out

there really yeah nothing brings a smile
to a kid's face like a big loud ass hey

want to have dinner oh i don't know milo
whenever i go out with living legends i

always get my heart broken

Took me three years to get over soupy
sales.

Well, I'm the king, all right, you know.

Yeah, I outlasted them all.

Captain Kangaroo, Bozo.

Sherry Lewis is still going strong.

Nah, kids are stupid.

Excuse me. Milo, there's a little kid
here from Make -A -Wish who'd love to

you. Yeah?

Well, tell him to make another wish.

Sorry, back up.

Hey, I know you.

Henry, right?

Ah, wait, Sybil?

Hey, I haven't seen you since that fish
stick commercial.

You were the one who ate too much
breading.

You were the married man with the big
boom.

I'm divorced now.

My marriage failed, too.

Isn't this great?

And I'm still acting, and you're still
booming, and here we are in outer space,

and life's so funny, and I'm done now
you talk.

So Sybil, uh... You know what they say
about a woman with big feet.

Everything you've ever heard is true.

No, Jeff. Zoe should come in first. Zoe,
go back out and start again.

Don't run away, Dad.

I was trying to tell you, my therapist
says that one of my problems is I don't

take responsibility for things.

I blame you for that.

It wasn't my fault. I was never around.

So, Sybil, now that you're left...
Daughter is graduating high school. What

you going to do to celebrate?

With any luck, I'm going to nail the
boom operator down at work.

One can't help but admire the
selfishness of that.

Mary Ann, I have something to say to
you.

Ira, I have something to say to you.
Sybil, you have nothing to say to either

these people.

I've been trying to find a moment alone
with you to say I'm sorry about what

happened on the plane the other night.

What do you say we try another date
Saturday?

I'll make you dinner at my house.

Your house?

Dinner?

What can I bring?

Oh, I know, Wolfgang Puck.

No, no, I... I just want it to be the
two of us.

Oh, Ira.

Mmm.

Feels delicious.

You know, Daddy always promised to take
me to Major Milo, but he never did.

My therapist says I have low self
-esteem because you never took me

He took you to all his weddings.

Yeah, except for the one in Vegas.

You should bring her to the show
tomorrow. It's Kooky Comet Day.

What do you say, Dad?

Zonk, zonk, waddle.

Thanks, thanks, Sybil.

Oh, Mom, you went through the dumpster
behind the bakery.

I told you not to make a fuss.

Marianne will be out as soon as she
picks a coconut out from under her

fingernails. Coconut cream, my favorite.

I'm going to miss you when I'm in
Europe, Mom.

Europe?

Oh, Nina and I decided to go this
summer.

We got a really great deal. We're flying
standby on a courier flight. We're just

going to, you know, bum around for a
couple of months.

Then we're going to ride bikes,
hitchhike, sleep in barns.

I thought I told you about this.

Hey, if you and Nina want to ride bikes,
you can do it right here in the

neighborhood. And stay off Ventura
Boulevard.

We can't let you run off to Europe with
some half -baked dangerous plan.

You could get stranded.

You could get robbed. You could get...
Dutch elm disease.

Dutch elm disease?

That happens to be a big problem over
there, Missy.

I knew you'd go crazy like this. You
know what?

I'm going to Europe. I'm 18 and you
can't stop me.

You're not 18.

I hate you.

Hi, Henry.

How's that boom hanging?

Fine, thanks.

So, I was wondering if you'd like to go
out sometime.

I could even take off this makeup.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

I make it a rule never to date the
boss's girlfriend.

What are you talking about? Who's the
boss's girlfriend?

Well, Milo says you are.

What?

I am not.

I'm serious.

Why won't anybody take me seriously?

Hey! Cut that out!

Hold on to your helmets.

Zip up your...

Live from outer space in Hollywood, it's
time for... Oh,

boy!

Hi, kids!

Hey! Zomp, zomp, waddle!

Zomp, zomp, waddle!

See,

Dad, isn't it therapeutic to act really,
really childish?

Today, I have a big surprise for my
special friend, Booty.

I suppose some of you kids out there
wonder what Major Milo does in his free

time. Well, the truth is, he's a lonely,
lonely man.

I take that back.

Lootie hates surprises.

Yes, Major Milo is tired of the single
scene, kids. But now there'll be no more

blind dates, no more personal laughs, no
more volleyball for Christian

unmarrieds. No.

has found his mate.

Sybil, will you marry me?

Gosh, I'd love to answer your question,
Major Milo, but it's time for a

commercial.

Now. Well, we're clear.

I can hardly wait for my mother to meet
you.

What, is she nuts too?

Don't you understand?

I love you.

What's more...

He's keeping me from getting it on with
Boom Boom.

It's been two years, Marianne. Two long
years, and I can't tell you how many D

fell.

You know, I got one you can plug into
the cigarette lighter in your car.

So that explains all the static on your
car phone.

Oh, look at what I bought for my date
with Ira.

Tell me what you think.

Classy.

elegant, understated, crotchless.

No fair.

You get to wear that when I have to wear
a strap -on musical butt.

La, la, la, la, la. Here I am
backpacking around my own home.

It's so much more stimulating than, say,

she's trying to make a point, but for
the life of me, I can't figure out what

is.

Oh, look.

Native peasants.

Now it's off to the laundry room.

Don't want to miss the changing of the
lint.

Lily, I know you're angry, but we can't
let you go to Europe with no plan.

Fine. I don't need to see the cradle of
democracy or the city of lights or the

birthplace of Shakespeare.

I'll just stay here in L .A. where
everything reminds me of Sean.

I thought the City of Lights was Vegas.

You also thought that you could serve
hot Bloody Marys as soup.

Sybil!

I can't find Milo.

I'm just going to have to wing it until
he gets here.

Wing the show?

All right, fellas, let's bring in the
audience.

Wing the show?

This could be my big break.

There'll be booty lunchboxes, booty
board games, booty on ice.

I wonder if Lloyd's of London would
ensure a hiney.

Hey, Rakes, what do you say we watch
Major Milo? It's robots are people

Too little and too late.

You know, when I was a kid, Dad, you
missed everything.

My dance recitals, the spelling bee, the
Hanukkah festival the year I would

maybe go to Hebrew school.

You never paid attention. You didn't
know anything about me.

Gee, Rach, I think you're being a little
hard on the old man.

Operation? This is my favorite game!

How did you know?

Hey, I was there.

You drove me crazy playing my Sharona.

You practically lived on Count Chocula,
and you loved this game because you

wanted to be a doctor.

Gee, Dad, I guess you paid more
attention than I thought.

I guess so.

Does this mean we get to be grown -ups
again?

Sure. All right.

But only after we play one game of
Operation.

Hey, this doesn't work. It's supposed to
make a noise.

Well, that's funny.

I put two details in there this morning.

Hold for now, sir.

Read kids.

Official salute.

Oh, no.

What is it?

Hong Kong yettle.

Ting -tong -tuttle.

Zonk, zonk, waddle.

Oh, it's you.

I don't care if I jeopardize my job. I'd
love to go out with you sometime.

Oh, so now Mr. Boom Boom wants to go out
with a clown chick.

She's a little busy getting ready to
wing it on live TV. Thank you very much,

Mr. Too -Damn -Late.

Hold on to your helmet.

Zip up your gravity boots.

Live from outer space.

Hollywood, it's time for...

All of this could have been yours, you
know. Yeah, the council, the hatch.

I'm incorporated, you know.

Hey, what are all these kids doing in my
living room? Get out of here, you fly.

Houston,

we have a problem.

This would be a lot easier if I didn't
have to be doing this big butt, which is

all padding, by the way. Well, must I?

I suppose this is another bad time to
ask you out. Why? Because I'm in bed

another man?

I'd love to go out with you.

How about Saturday?

Busy. Tomorrow?

Can't. How about now?

I'll check my book.

Oh, excuse me.

I hope it brought your appetite.

Oh, yes.

I haven't eaten since last spring.

I hope you enjoy a nice sizzling pork.

Who doesn't?

But an hour later, I always want more.

Maybe I should heat up your dumplings.

Ira,

you already have.

Oh, Henry.

Oh, Sybil.

Oh, Milo.

But hurry. No, I meant him.

Fortune cookie.

I can't believe how you're...

Water

chestnuts. Stay so firm.

You really know your way around a

chopstick.

And you make me feel so...

egg -foo young.

I quit.

Take me now, or I'm going home. Oh,
thank you, Mary. I've been waiting all

for some kind of sign.

You know, you were my first clown.

Technically, I was your first, second
and third clown.

I think you broke it.

Ira, what happened to your nose?

Don't ask.

That's okay. I don't want to know. Well,
I do want to know, but Marianne will

tell it better.

So we could.

Your mother and I have been talking some
more about Europe.

Something's different, Dad.

Haircut?

What would you say if we decided to let
you go on your trip?

I'd say...

And then I'd think a minute and say, who
cares?

Eight cities, three weeks, reservations
in nice, safe hotels, and Nina's parents

are doing the same for her.

Is this a trick?

Yes, Zoe. We're tricking you into
exploring Europe on our dime.

Well, thank you, whoever you people are.

Oh, my God, this flight leaves in three
weeks. I better start packing.

Marianne, I haven't stopped thinking
about you.

Every dull throb reminds me of last
night.

Listen, Ira, we never really did get to
talk, what with the screaming and

hemorrhaging.

Not to mention the passing out.

You look pretty healthy now.

I don't know.

I'm feeling kind of feverish.

Would you like me to take your
temperature?

Wait, wait. Let's stop this before
someone gets hurt again.

And, Ira, can I ask you a question?

Sure.

Are you my boyfriend now?

Yeah.

I guess I am.

What was I thinking? The attic's not
down here.

It's okay. I was just leaving.

Bye, Sid.

Bye, Marianne.

Bye, Ira.

What exactly did happen between you and
Ira's nose?

Well, let's just say I broke it before
the lingerie became relevant.

So I guess I'm the only clown who worked
the big top last night.

You didn't.

It was a three -ring circus.

Yes! So you went for the hunky crew guy
when you could have married a TV star?

Former TV star.

canceled milo's show after he got drunk
rumor has it he's on his way to vegas to

open for sherry lewis lamb chop works
topless there you know if you sit close

enough you can see bare knuckle you know
marianne once i think we both got what

we wanted true i got ira and you got
lucky so he's graduated

i see good times ahead

Finally give our lives some structure,
focus, and real meaning.

Hear, hear.

So how should we usher in this new
phase?

I know.

Let's go down to Kinko's and fax our
breaths to Al Gore.